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He's gonna be here
any minute, Ike.
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Oh, no.
Poopie.
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He might not come
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if you're too close
to the toilet bowl, Ike.
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Come sit by me.
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It's getting late, boys,
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why don't you
come on up to bed?
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Just let us stay up
a little longer, Mom,
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Mr. Hankey's got to show up.
He always does.
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Alright, bubbie.
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Oh, and, boys,
Happy Hanukkah.
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Happy Hanukkah, Mom.
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Whee, whee.
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Go away!
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Stan, go get
the other guys
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and tell them to meet me
at the bus stop in ten minutes.
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Okay, good,
you're all here.
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What's this
all about, Kyle?
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It's Mr. Hankey.
He hasn't shown up yet!
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Oh, Jesus Christ,
I'm going back to bed.
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It's only three days
until Christmas, you guys.
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You know how bad things
have been around here.
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I think it might be because
Mr. Hankey hasn't come.
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Kyle, I have a full day
of watching TV tomorrow.
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I don't have time to go
on a poo hunt right now, okay?
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If you guys want there
to be a Christmas,
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you better come help me.
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Dude, you sneezed
on my back!
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Oh, sorry, you might
get some germs
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while you're walking around
in human feces.
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Hey, look!
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Hello?
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Howww-dy ho!
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Mr. Hankey!
Oh, we were so worried.
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I was waiting up for you,
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and you didn't come
so I thought that--
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Oh, no,
I'm fine, Kyle.
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But where have you been?
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Things aren't the same
without you.
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Nobody seems to have
the Christmas spirit.
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Oh, I know, Kyle.
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I've just been awful busy
with my family.
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Honey!
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Family?
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Boys, I want you to meet
my wife, Autumn.
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Howdy hey, kids.
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Would you like
a drink?
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They're too young
to drink, honey.
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Oh, hell,
it's Christmas.
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Oh, and you have to meet
the little nuggets too.
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Kids!
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This is our son
Cornwallis.
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Howww-dy ho!
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Our daughter Amber.
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Howdy ho!
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And our son Simon.
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Hey!
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Simon's not so smart.
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He was born
with a peanut in his head.
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What's that, Pa?
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Nothin', Simon.
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A family!
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So that's why you haven't been
able to spread Christmas cheer.
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It sure has been tough.
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Nobody seems that into
Christmas up there.
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I know, it's like it
doesn't matter anymore.
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My mom's barely bought me
any presents so far.
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Well, don't worry kids.
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I'm sending the nuggets
up tomorrow
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to spread Christmas cheer.
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And if you want,
you can help them.
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Sure we'll help!
- Anything for more presents!
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Whoo-hoo!
It's a Christmas party!
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Hey, you boys.
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You boys want to bet me
I won't take off my clothes?
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Honey, please,
you're--you're drunk, okay.
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But it's Christmas, baby!
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Honey, can we go inside
for a second?
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Now, when people come over--
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Well, it's decided, kids,
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tomorrow we're gonna bring back
the spirit of Christmas!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas, you guys.
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Only three
shopping days until--
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God damn it!
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Hey, Merry Christmas,
asshole!
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Nobody's paying
any attention.
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Look out!
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Ew, I almost
stepped in it!
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Well, it was
a good effort, boys,
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but I'm gonna have to
close shop.
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Nobody's buying anything,
and I can't afford
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to keep this
furnace runnin'.
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Oh, and, boys, there's
some crap on the sidewalk there.
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Watch out.
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Not one toy.
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I guess this year everyone's
content to celebrate
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with candles and love.
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This is hopeless.
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We're just gonna have to face
that the commercialism
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has been sucked
out of Christmas.
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And in other news tonight,
it appears that everyone
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is officially
sick of Christmas.
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In an S.P.C. Poll,
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38% said they were fed up
and tired of the holiday.
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5% said they were
indifferent to it.
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And a whopping 57%
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said they would kick Bon Jovi
square in the balls
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if given the opportunity.
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Well, I think people
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are just fed up with
the crowded shopping
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and the
credit card bills.
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I think that the holiday
just has become a joke.
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You know,
it's just that a lot of people
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don't really believe in
the whole "Jesus" thing anymore.
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You know?
So what's to celebrate?
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Oh, yeah,
right in the balls, man,
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right square
in the balls.
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Well, the holiday spirit
may be gone from South Park,
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but at least our faith
in each other remains strong.
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Oh, really?
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Dude, change the channel.
This is too depressing.
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Good grief, we need
a Christmas tree for our play.
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Oh, Jesus,
not this thing again.
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How come everyone in cartoons
has such big heads?
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Alright, everyone, we've got
to get on with our play.
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Jesus, this sucks!
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All they keep doing
is dancing around.
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Yeah, this thing really
falls apart in the second act.
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And why is it--that on
"Charlie Brown" cartoons--
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everyone talks--
like this?
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My mom could make a better
Christmas special than this.
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Hey, that's it!
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Oh, my God.
That's totally it!
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It's so simple.
- What, dude?
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We can get everyone back
into the Christmas spirit
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by making our very own
animated Christmas special
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and showing it
to everybody in town.
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We don't know anything
about animation.
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How hard can it be?
Look at it?
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Hey, yeah!
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We can make a little animated
Santa Claus and Jesus.
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And it can star us instead of
these little round-headed guys.
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Hell yeah, awesome!
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Yeah, and we can call it...
"The Spirit of Christmas."
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Oh, this is
terrible, Johnson.
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Our whole town's economy
is going right in the toilet.
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We've got to get everybody
back in the Christmas spirit.
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Mayor, some adorable children
are here to see you.
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Send them in.
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Mayor, we have
the solution to your problem.
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You do?
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We're gonna make
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a short animated Christmas card
that everyone can watch
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and play it on the screen
at the old drive-in.
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It'll have everything--
Jesus, Santa.
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And when people see it,
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they'll just have to
get in the spirit.
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All we need is
$300 for our budget.
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An animated
Christmas card!
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Kids, that just might be
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the dumbest idea
I've ever heard, ever!
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Aw.
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But at this point
I'm willing to try anything.
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Johnson, cut 'em
a check for $300.
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Alright!
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You guys go tell Butters
to start making the cutouts.
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I'm gonna go tell Mr. Hankey
the good news.
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You put the vase down!
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Put that vase down!
That's an expensive vase!
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Don't you
throw that vase!
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Uh, Mr. Hankey!
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Oh, Kyle,
howww-dy ho!
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We got the money,
Mr. Hankey,
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we're gonna make our
animated Christmas card.
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Oh, that's swell!
Kids, Christmas is back on!
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We got to all go get that
old drive-in working again.
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Okay!
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That's not the only thing
we got to get working again,
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if you know what I mean.
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Why--why do you--
why do you have to
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say things like that
in front of people?
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Well, I got to go
start our animation.
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We've only got two days!
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Good luck, Kyle,
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and we'll have
that projector working.
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Don't you worry!
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What's the matter, Cornwallis?
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Alright, Butters,
let's see what you've got.
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Oh, well, okay.
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Now, don't expect too much
with the budget you gave me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just let us see 'em.
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Well, alright.
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Here's a little
construction paper Santa Claus.
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"Ho, ho, ho there, kids.
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Would you like some
toys and stuff?"
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Ah, and, uh,
here's a little Jesus.
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"Hey there, Santa, I'm the light
and the way and stuff."
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"Oh, okay, that's good,
I suppose."
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And here's the cutout versions
of you guys.
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Whoa.
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Look, he made Stan all fat.
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That's not me. That's you!
- What?
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They kind of
look like us.
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I mean, Stan's got blue eyes,
and I've got a sharper nose,
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but I mean,
they kind of look like us.
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I am not that Goddamn fat!
- Good job, Butters.
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Oh, uh, hey, I made a little
cutout version of me too,
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in case you need it
for your animated film.
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No, that's okay.
- See ya!
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Oh, alright,
alright then.
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"Oh, hey there, good-looking,
what's your name?"
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"Ah, Butters, ma'am."
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"Oh, Butters, would you like
to slap my titties around?"
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"Whoa, well, ah...
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no, thanks, ma'am,
I'll get in trouble again."
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Cornwallis, we've got to go
fix up the drive-in.
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I don't want to, Dad.
I'm too sad.
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Hey, it's alright,
Cornwallis.
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Those boys' animated movie
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will bring back
the spirit of Christmas.
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It's not that, father,
it's--
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I don't feel like I'm
really a part of Christmas.
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But, son, you're a Hankey.
We love Christmas.
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Come on, it's time
to sit around the tree!
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We're having a talk,
honey.
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God damn it,
it's Christmas,
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and we're gonna be a happy
family around the tree.
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Autumn, you're drunk,
alright?
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Now, just go help
the other kids.
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They can't get
their stockings up.
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That's not the only thing
that can't get up around here.
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Now, come on, son.
Don't be so down.
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Why?
We're just pieces of crap.
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Christmas isn't for us.
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Christmas is
about feeling good.
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That's for everybody!
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I see the nativity--
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there's angels, shepherds,
and sheep, but no poo.
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All the Christmas movies--
Santa, elves, reindeer--
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no poo.
I'm not a part of it.
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No, you're not
a part of it, Cornwallis.
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You're all of it.
Don't you see?
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I'm nothing but crap.
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But crap is everything.
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You see, son,
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you're not an insignificant
part of life.
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You are life.
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But how can I be
that giraffe
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00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,118
and blade of grass
and a human?
251
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,911
I don't control
what they do.
252
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,414
Just like your heart beats
without you thinking about it,
253
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,458
so, too, your giraffes
and your humans do what they do
254
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,669
without you even
thinking about it.
255
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,548
But it is all one life form,
it is all...you.
256
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,883
I think I see now.
257
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,287
Okay, here's the script.
258
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122
But it doesn't have an ending.
- No ending?
259
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,623
Well, we can't animate until
we have our voices recorded,
260
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,875
so we better just record
what we have
261
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,126
and figure out the ending later.
262
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,836
Okay, talk directly
into the mic.
263
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,296
And don't hit any hard "p's".
- What's a hard "p"?
264
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,630
You know, first thing
in the morning
265
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,757
when it just
won't come out?
266
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,300
Oh, yeah.
267
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,010
Um, okay,
sound is speeding and...
268
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,264
Hold on.
269
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,478
Ah, hmm, okay, and...
270
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,566
Hey, wait a minute!
- What?
271
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,817
Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
272
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402
Well, yes, I think so.
273
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,613
Dude, Jewish people
don't celebrate Christmas.
274
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,490
You're supposed to sing
Hanukkah songs.
275
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,121
Hanukkah sucks.
276
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,581
Don't you
oppress me, fat boy!
277
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,291
Don't call me fat,
butt fucker!
278
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,960
Then don't belittle my people,
you fucking fat-ass!
279
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,504
Guys, knock it off,
we have to record this.
280
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
Dude, that was awesome.
281
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,090
What's awesome?
- The script, it's sweet.
282
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,134
That's not in the script.
They do this all the time.
283
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,928
Well, it should be
in the script.
284
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,554
All that, "you're fat"
and "you're a Jew" and stuff.
285
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,388
It's great.
286
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727
Check it out, dude.
287
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,937
The camera shoots
one frame at a time.
288
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,939
So all we got to do
is put the right mouth on,
289
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,232
according to what syllable
290
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,399
they're pronouncing
at that frame.
291
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,734
Easy.
- Yeah.
292
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,069
So what's the first syllable?
293
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,112
Ah, "w", we wish you
a Merry Christmas.
294
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490
Okay, so we put little "woo"
mouths on all our heads.
295
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,991
And then we shoot that
for one frame.
296
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,535
Okay.
297
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245
One.
298
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247
That's 1/24th of a second
of our movie already shot.
299
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,706
Kick-ass!
- Now the next mouth.
300
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,834
Ah, "e", we wish you
a Merry Christmas.
301
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,168
Okay.
Where are the "e" mouths?
302
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:55,919
"e" mouths...
303
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881
Okay,
"woo" mouths again.
304
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,633
One, two.
305
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,968
So how much done
is that?
306
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,096
"We wish you a Merry."
- Ah, Jesus Christ.
307
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,765
These kids better make a good
Christmas movie, Johnson.
308
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,809
If people in this town
don't start shopping again,
309
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,769
we're all gonna be
out of jobs next year!
310
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,938
This place
is pretty rundown.
311
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,857
It's alright.
We've got a cleanup crew coming.
312
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,025
Howww-dy ho!
313
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610
Down here!
314
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,988
Ahh!
- Oh, Mr. Hankey, it's you.
315
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364
How wonderful.
316
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,782
My family and I are here
317
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,285
to get the drive-in ready
for the big movie!
318
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,870
Perfect.
319
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789
Hi there,
Mr. Important Political Person.
320
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,000
You want to bet me
I won't take off my clothes
321
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,085
and run naked through
this parking lot?
322
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,795
Honey, please don't start.
323
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,171
I didn't start it!
324
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,715
He was looking
at my breasts.
325
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,133
They're not real,
you know.
326
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,218
Don't you say that!
- Oh, big secret.
327
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095
Everyone can tell
they're made of "silicorn."
328
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,931
Ah, we'll just leave you
to your cleanup.
329
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641
Okay!
330
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,436
Boy, oh, boy, this place
sure needs a lot of work.
331
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,562
We can fix it up, dad.
332
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,856
Oh, look,
a homeless person.
333
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,942
Oh, he looks sad, Papa.
334
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,945
There, that's better.
335
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405
Good job, Amber.
336
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,782
Now this place is starting
to look Christmassy.
337
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,456
Okay, okay,
this shot is finally set up.
338
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166
Now shoot the "oh" mouth
for two frames.
339
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,542
Ah-choo!
340
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,877
Agh!
- Cartman!
341
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,795
Well, I'm sorry,
I have a cold.
342
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,048
That took us half an hour
to set up, fat-ass!
343
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,926
Alright, you know what?
I have been here too long!
344
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,469
I'm sick of making
this stupid cartoon,
345
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137
and we're never gonna
finish it anyways!
346
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,098
Screw you, guys...
I'm going home.
347
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,391
Fine, we'll do it
without you.
348
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,809
We can't do it
without him, Kyle,
349
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,977
we've already
animated him in it.
350
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,978
We'll dub his voice over.
351
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,480
Kyle, it's hopeless.
352
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,273
We've only got 20 seconds
of animation done.
353
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,025
We still have Jesus'
and Santa's voices to record.
354
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610
And we don't even have
a third act.
355
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445
Dude, it would take a miracle
to finish this thing.
356
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,614
Now, don't go saying that.
There's always hope.
357
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,449
Miracles happen
most every day...
358
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,937
You can do Cartman's
voice, can't you?
359
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,271
Uh, I'm so fat.
360
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690
No, you got to sound fatter.
361
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,274
Hey, you guys, seriously.
362
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,985
I'm so fat,
help me out over here.
363
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,236
Cool,
now let's try the script.
364
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,071
Rolling.
365
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,823
I don't know what to do, dude,
who should we help?
366
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,449
I say we help Santa Claus.
367
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,785
Oh, you're just saying that
because he brings you candy.
368
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,789
Hey, I don't need to take that
kind of shit from a Jew!
369
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,010
It's okay, we'll just have
his character die in the film.
370
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354
Citizens of South Park,
371
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399
the Colorado Film Commission
is pleased to present to you
372
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,361
a work by some of our
very own South Park children.
373
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,779
Thank you, thank you.
- Cartman!
374
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,905
What the hell
are you doing here?
375
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,157
You quit.
376
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,533
What are you
talking about "quit"?
377
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,035
Puh--
I don't remember that.
378
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,953
We know that after you see
this darling short film,
379
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,997
you will all feel
the mighty glow
380
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,124
of the Christmas spirit
once again.
381
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,125
Boys?
382
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,209
Okay, Mr. Hankey.
383
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,420
Okay!
384
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,181
Hey, wait a minute.
- What?
385
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,266
Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
- Yeah, I think so.
386
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,018
Dude, Jewish people
don't celebrate Christmas.
387
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,394
What?
388
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,104
You're supposed
to sing Hanukkah songs.
389
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327
Ooh, pretty!
390
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,037
Well, that's Christmas
for ya.
391
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,622
Uh, just hang on, folks,
392
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,416
we seem to be having some
technical difficulties.
393
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,585
Stupid.
394
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837
It's completely destroyed.
There's nothing I can do!
395
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,464
All that hard work.
396
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,466
Well, thanks a lot, kids,
great idea you had there.
397
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,884
Now everyone is more
disenfranchised
398
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,968
with Christmas than ever.
399
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,428
We want our
300 bucks back.
400
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,763
But we spent it.
401
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,597
Fine,
then we'll sue you.
402
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,183
Johnson.
403
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:24,104
I...Used to
believe in miracles.
404
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,481
All that work.
For nothing.
405
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,566
Boys, I-I'm...
I'm sorry.
406
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,527
Sure, sure,
Mr. Hankey.
407
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487
I guess we might as well
go home now.
408
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,121
It's my fault,
all my fault.
409
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747
I got everyone's
hopes up.
410
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,707
But, Dad,
we can fix the projector.
411
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,167
Oh, it's too late
for that, son.
412
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,877
Everyone's gone home.
413
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,587
And I don't know nothin'
about projectors.
414
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,423
I'm just a stupid
piece of crap.
415
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342
Dad, you taught me
an important lesson,
416
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,885
that crap is the cycle
of everything.
417
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,805
Oh, that was
just a stupid song, Cornwallis!
418
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,515
I was just trying to get you
to stop your bitching.
419
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,975
No, it wasn't
a stupid song,
420
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,643
because you showed me
that I have the power
421
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,478
and the strength
to do anything I want.
422
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,564
You made me
believe in myself, Dad.
423
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,816
Now I'm asking you
to do the same.
424
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,902
Son...
425
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,363
You're the smartest piece
of crap since Albert Poo-dinger!
426
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,157
Come on!
427
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,952
Isn't this a nice
Christmas, Stanley?
428
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,537
No commercialism and shopping.
429
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831
Just a nice fire and family.
430
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,583
I want to die!
431
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,643
They did it!
432
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,978
They got it working!
433
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813
You have blemished
the meaning of Christmas
434
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273
for the last time, Kringle.
435
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317
I bring happiness and love
436
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402
to children
all over the world.
437
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,321
Christmas is
for celebrating my birth.
438
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,448
Christmas is for giving.
439
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,700
Oh...wow.
440
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,452
Mom, they got it
working!
441
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,455
What, son, they got your
father's penis working again?
442
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,876
We actually spoke
to the Brian Boitano.
443
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,461
Yeah, and you know,
444
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,213
I think I learned
something today.
445
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,006
It doesn't matter
if you're Christian
446
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,175
or Jewish
or Atheist or Hindu--
447
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,636
Christmas still is about
one very important thing.
448
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,512
Yeah, ham.
- No, not ham!
449
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724
Hey, why the hell did you
have me say that?
450
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,351
We can make you say
whatever we wanted.
451
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,186
Christmas is about something
much more important.
452
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,687
What?
- Presents.
453
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314
Ah.
- Don't you see, Kyle?
454
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,524
Yeah.
- Presents.
455
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,319
Presents...
Presents!
456
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,987
My God, they're right!
457
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,781
Christmas is about presents.
458
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,618
If we all buy presents,
everyone benefits, mkay.
459
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,453
That is the spirit
of Christmas:
460
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,829
commercialism.
461
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082
Because it's what makes
our country work.
462
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,167
They're starting
to understand, Johnson.
463
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,877
They're starting to
understand.
464
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,380
We got so caught up in
the little things of Christmas,
465
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,674
like love and family,
that we almost forgot
466
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,301
it's buying things
that makes our economy thrive.
467
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345
Hey, the shops
are still open.
468
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,555
We still have time to shop!
469
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723
Cool, let's go!
470
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,100
Yeah, let's go!
471
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,691
Whoo!
472
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,858
You did it, Mr. Hankey,
473
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
you brought back
the spirit of Christmas.
474
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,112
No, you did it, boys.
475
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,989
Ah, hell,
we all did it.
476
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,657
Kids, that cartoon
was fabulous.
477
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,200
How would you like to
have your own show
478
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,118
and make 100 more of them?
479
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,703
Are you kidding?
480
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329
I think we'd rather
stab ourselves in the head.
481
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206
Yeah, let's just go home
and open our presents.
482
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,709
Hey, man, if you're Jewish,
you get presents for eight days.
483
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,335
Wow, count me in!
- Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
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