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Come on, throw
the football, Ike!
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Dude, you're not gonna believe
what Cartman has!
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Hepatitis B?
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No, dickhole.
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Four tickets, 28th row,
for the Raging Pussies.
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You got Raging
Pussies tickets?!
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We're going
tomorrow night.
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Cartman's got the bus
schedule all figured out.
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Hold on,
I'll be right back.
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Mom, Dad!
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Can I go with the guys to see
the Raging Pussies?
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No, Kyle.
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But all the guys
are going!
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Kyle, you're not
old enough.
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And those concerts
are dangerous and vile.
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But Mom, I--
- The answer is no, Kyle!
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Agh!
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My parents said
I can't go.
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Well, of course your parents
said you can't go!
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Dummy! You don't ask
if you can go!
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I'm telling my parents
I'm staying at Stan's house,
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Stan's telling his parent
he's staying at Kenny's house,
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and Kenny's not telling
his parents anything
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'cause they're alcoholics
and they don't care.
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Yeah!
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Oh... well, now
I already told them.
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Well, I guess
you're screwed then.
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No, it's alright.
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Just give me some time
to work on them.
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I'll see you guys later.
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But what if I do a bunch of
chores around the house?
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Come on,
you're being unfair!
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Alright, fine, Kyle,
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You can go to the
Raging Pussies concert
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if you clean out the garage,
shovel the driveway
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and bring
democracy to Cuba!
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What's Cuba?
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A communist country run by a
dictator named Fidel Castro.
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And do I have to shovel
the whole driveway
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or just the side
the car's on?
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The whole thing.
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Oh, geez.
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Dear, Mr. Castro,
my name is Kyle.
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I am an 8-year-old American boy
who lives in South Park.
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... And if I had
just one wish,
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just one wish
in the whole world...
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Llamada todos junto!
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Once again this does mark
the end of communism in Cuba!
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Cuban dictator Fidel Castro
claims he was finally convinced
by a young boy's letter.
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Now the country is again open
to American tourism.
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Plans can finally resume for
Knott's Berry Farm, Cuba.
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I did it!
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Now I can go to
the Raging Pussies!
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No, you can't.
- What?
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Kyle, your mother and I
don't want you going to
the Raging Pussies concert.
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We gave you a chore that
we thought was impossible.
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You weren't supposed to
actually do it.
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But I did,
I brought democracy to Cuba.
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We know, Kyle,
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but we just don't want you
going to that concert.
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But that's not fair,
you lied to me!
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Kyle, perhaps we
handled this wrong,
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but you need to
understand that--
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What I understand is that you
totally screwed me over!
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So why should I have to
listen to you?
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Because we're
your parents!
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Well, I wish I didn't
have any parents!
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Kyle!
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It's so unfair!
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How could my parents
do that to me?
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Parents can be pretty cruel
sometimes, dude.
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They get off on it.
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They're evil.
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I wish I didn't
have any parents!
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Well... you could make them
go away for a while.
- How?
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Well, I mean,
you could call the police
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and have them
take your parents away.
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The police?
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Yeah, I saw it on TV.
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All you gotta do is
call the police
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and say that your parents
both "molestered" you.
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What's that?
- I don't know, but it works.
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When I wanted to get rid of
my mom's last boyfriend
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I just called the police,
and said he was molestering me,
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and I haven't seen him
for three months.
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Wow-three months
without parents!
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But what do the police
do to them?
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Who cares?
My parents deserve
whatever they get!
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They're liars
and cheats!
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You have to make it
convincing, though,
when you call the police,
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you have to be like,
"my parents molestered me!"
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My parents molestered me.
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No, but you gotta cry,
like this--
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My parents molestered me.
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And then they'll say
something like, "was it
good touch or bad touch?"
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And you say,
"it was good touch."
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No, wait,
you say it was bad touch.
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What's bad touch?
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Something about a swimsuit,
I don't remember.
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But you definitely answer
"bad touch".
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Okay-molestered,
bad touch.
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Yeah, and cry.
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Oh, he's ready.
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Oh my God,
this isn't happening!
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I would never touch
my children like that!
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You do have the right
to remain silent, ma'am,
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I suggest you
use that right.
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Please,
just listen to me!
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Heh-heh, heh-heh.
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What about
my children?
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Who will take
care of them?
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Oh, now you care?
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They're going to live
with their grandmother.
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Their grandmother's been
dead for three years!
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You're not
listening to me!
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Kyle, tell these people
that your--
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They'll never be able
to hurt you again.
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Cool, thanks.
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Alright, folks,
our work here is done.
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Alright!
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Dude, having no parents
is awesome!
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I'm gonna say my parents
molestered me, too!
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Hey, yeah!
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We should all say our
parents molestered us!
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Yeah, alright.
Woo-hoo!
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The following hot presentation
is for mature audiences only.
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You guys,
come out here!
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What's going on?
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Notice anything?
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Watch...
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Nothing.
- Yeah, nothing.
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There's not an adult
left in town.
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They've all been arrested, and
the ones that weren't arrested
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have moved away because they're
scared of being arrested.
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Not one adult left?
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Then it's ours.
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The whole town...
It's ours.
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Oh, sweetie, I have
no idea where we are.
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I haven't seen
a road marker for miles.
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What was the last highway
we were on?
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There has to be a town
around here somewhere.
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Maybe you're reading
the map wrong.
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Hey, it was your idea
to take the back roads!
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What the?
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Oh no...
No, no, no, no.
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What's the matter
with it?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, we're gonna have to
find some help quick.
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We're not gonna make it
more than a couple miles.
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Oh, look,
there's a town up ahead!
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Smiley town?
That's a strange name.
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Well, it'll have to do.
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It's probably the only town
for 100 miles.
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Hello!
Is anybody here?
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Oh, uh--
can I help you folks?
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Yes, we need a mechanic
to look at our car.
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Oh, well, uh...
I'm the mechanic, I guess.
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What seems to be
the problem?
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It's...
Just you here?
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No, Craig's here, too.
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Oh, good.
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But he's playin'
"spaceman" right now.
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Hey, Craig!
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What?
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Look, we're in a bit
of a spot here.
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I've got a very important
job interview tomorrow
morning in Breckenridge
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so I have to get
my car fixed fast.
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Is there another
garage in town?
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Uhh... No.
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How about a phone,
can we just use the phone?
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Phone here doesn't work.
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I'm afraid the only phone
that does work...
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Is over in "Treasure Cove".
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Fine, can you
take us there?
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You... Sure you wanna go
to Treasure Cove?
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Yes!
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Oh, really,
are you sure?
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Yes!
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Oh, alright then,
show 'em where it is.
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This is the end of
Smiley Town.
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The only phone is somewhere
in Treasure Cove.
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If you wanna find it,
you're gonna have to
cross the white line.
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Well, can you help us
find the phone, please?
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Hell no, I'm not
crossing the white line.
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Why not?
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Alright,
let's just go, Linda,
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I don't have time for
"Spaceman Spiff's" little games.
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Craig.
- What?
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It's Spaceman Craig.
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Carousel.
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Nya-nya,
nya-nya-nya!
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Look, there's
an elementary school.
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Come on, there might be
some teachers inside.
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What is that?
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Ahh!
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What do you
want from us?
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Linda, it's a
remote-controlled car.
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It looks like maybe there's
a little camera on it.
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Mark, I don't like this.
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Relax, Linda,
everything's fine.
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Ow, ow!
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What is it--
acid?
203
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,829
No, it's lemon juice!
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Oh, God,
are you blind?
205
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No, it just really,
really, really hurts!
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Mark, Mark, look.
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Well, hello,
what's your name?
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What-what do you want?
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We want to play.
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Mark, I'm scared.
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Don't be scared,
they're just kids.
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Where are
your parents?
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We already played
with our parents.
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00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:12,904
Now, we wanna play
with you.
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Okay, I'm scared now, too,
that freaked me out.
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00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,534
We want to play
with you!
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Get off me!
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00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,996
Oh God, Mark, help!
219
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,208
Oh no, they're crossing
the white line!
220
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Ohhh!
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Spit wads!
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00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,174
Take that,
kindergartners!
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Eww, gross!
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,055
What the hell
is going on here?!
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Kindergartners--
Treasure Cove
is full of them.
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Alright, look kid, we demand
to see an adult this instant.
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I got new orders,
I'm supposed to take you
to see the mayor.
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The mayor, good, finally.
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cotner,
won't you come in, please?
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Mr. and Mrs. Cotner,
as the mayor of Smiley Town,
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I would like to ask you
a few questions.
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You're the mayor?
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What the hell is
going on here?
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00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,663
Where are
all your parents?
235
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,081
Parents?
236
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,708
Ah, you mean
the birth-givers.
237
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959
They're not around.
238
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,544
No parents
in the entire town?
239
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,879
What happened to them?
240
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,339
Okay, see, I'm the mayor
of Smiley Town
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and so I will ask
the questions around here.
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00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,134
Look, just point us to
a phone, kid, alright?
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00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,553
Heh-heh, I'm afraid
you'll find all the phones...
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Quite out of service.
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00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,639
No phones either?
246
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,100
How do you
communicate?
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00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,853
Butters, I need an E.T.A.
on the car, stat.
248
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,734
Alright, we've had
just about enough here.
249
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,569
That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen!
250
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,488
I don't care what little games
you kids wanna play,
251
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,657
we just want
out of here, alright?
252
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,537
It's gonna be
about three days.
253
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,456
So, it appears
that you need me.
254
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,542
Which is good, because,
I need you too.
255
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,377
Ringy-ding?
256
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,546
I've got the job interview
of my life in Breckenridge.
257
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,548
Just tell me how to get
a phone or a car!
258
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,590
Spitball!
259
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,634
Aah!
260
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,094
You sons of bitches!
261
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,429
You see what we're
dealing with here?
262
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,763
Tonight is "Carousel",
263
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,557
and they will try to
kill one of us.
264
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,184
You two seem to have the uncanny
ability to cross the white line.
265
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,645
If you help us,
we'll get you what you need.
266
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,899
Mark, are we doing
the right thing?
267
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,610
Look, if getting this stupid
book will get me a cell phone,
I don't care!
268
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,071
I just don't know if
you're dealing with these
kids the right way.
269
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,115
Well, I told you I can't
deal with kids, Linda!
270
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,408
That's why I don't
want to have children!
271
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,910
Hey, I think you'd
make a great father.
272
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,871
Let's not go through
this again, Linda.
273
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,540
Look, here's the book
they've been talking about
that makes no sense.
274
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,084
My God, Mark!
275
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,128
What is it?
276
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,047
It's a boy.
277
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:39,217
They... killed him.
278
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,719
The bastards...
279
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,970
Oh, Mark,
let's get out of here!
280
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,346
Nya-nya,
nya-nya-nya!
281
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,514
Aah!
282
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,141
Oh, no.
283
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,019
Mark!
284
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,354
Uh, the fat kid
told us to take it!
285
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,947
Wha-ahh!
286
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,158
Mark, Mark, wake up!
287
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,327
Nya-nya, nya-nya,
nya-nya!
288
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,454
You guys, stop it!
289
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,873
Sorry about them,
kindergartners
are kinda spazzes.
290
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,041
Yeah.
291
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,417
Why are you
doing this?
292
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,376
How come you wanna
help the fat-ass?
293
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,211
Who?
294
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,545
The fat-ass, the mayor.
295
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,464
Look, I have the
job interview of my life
296
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,591
in less than...
297
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,551
12 hours.
298
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,470
I just need a phone,
and he said he'd help me
if I took your book
299
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,263
so you couldn't
kill them anymore.
300
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,848
You got "foolied",
outlander.
301
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,225
We're the only ones
with a working phone.
302
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,893
And if you'd
taken our book
303
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,353
then it's one of us
who dies tonight at Carousel.
304
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,729
How did this
all happen?
305
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,439
Why do you children
live in this town alone?
306
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,024
Because we do.
307
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,317
It was like this yesterday
and the day before that.
308
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,902
But what about
before that?
309
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,403
You mean
in the before-time?
310
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,531
In the long, long ago?
- Yes!
311
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,865
If we tell you, will you
help us stop the fat-ass?
312
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,201
I'll do anything
to get to a phone.
313
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,953
Alright,
everybody gather around.
314
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,913
We're gonna tell the story
of the before-time again!
315
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,665
The before-time!
316
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333
Story of before-time.
317
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,126
Way back,
in the long, long ago,
318
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,087
we all lived by the
birth-givers' laws.
319
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,797
But the birth-givers
were unfair.
320
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,131
They made us go to bed early
and eat broccoli.
321
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,509
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
322
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594
And so the fat-ass came up
with a way to have all the
birth-givers disappear,
323
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,429
by using the magic
"m"-word.
324
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,139
Mmmmm!
325
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,141
Soon we were without power,
or water or fresh food,
326
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,185
but we tried to survive
under the guidance...
327
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,396
Of the Provider.
328
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,649
Provider, Provider.
329
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,318
But the fat-ass and us disagreed
on how to worship the Provider.
330
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,988
The fat-ass tried to make us
follow his way by making himself
the school principal.
331
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,865
So we made ourselves the
superintendents of schools.
332
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,700
But then he just
made himself the mayor.
333
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,119
The town split sides, and that's
when the Provider got angry.
334
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,079
Boom! Crash!
335
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,665
So every night, the Provider
must be appeased at Carousel.
336
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,375
We need their book,
so one of ours doesn't die.
337
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,919
Carousel, Carousel.
338
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,338
We all know that one day
the Provider will set us free,
339
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,299
make everything like it was
in the before-time.
340
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,884
In the long, long ago.
341
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,094
Let me
get this straight.
342
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,722
If I go get the fat kid's
book on the other side
of the white line
343
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,557
you'll show me where
a cell phone is?
344
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,142
Yes, no foolies.
345
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,935
No foolies.
346
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,271
Let's go, it's,
it's right out here.
347
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,816
Linda, I want you to just
go back to the car and
wait for me, alright.
348
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,444
I'll go get that fat kid's book
so I can use their phone.
349
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,945
Mark, I'm scared.
350
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,573
I know, but this will
all be over soon.
351
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,999
Oh, Gerald, I haven't
seen you for so long!
352
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,208
Hello, honey.
353
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,376
How has prison been
for you?
354
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,753
Oh, it's awful,
just awful!
355
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,339
Alright, parents,
let's all take our seats.
356
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,049
My name is Scott Evans,
357
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,301
and I am a prison
rehabilitation counselor.
358
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761
Excuse me,
but my wife and I
359
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,512
honestly never touched
our child.
360
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,722
Neither did we!
361
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,973
We didn't neither!
362
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,600
Enough, enough!
363
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,185
Look, it's obvious we have
a lot of emotional issues
364
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,312
and personal demons
to face here.
365
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,356
During your prison time,
you will all be spending
one hour a day
366
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,733
in therapy
here with me.
367
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,195
What I want you to do,
is learn to control those sick,
sexual urges you have.
368
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,113
Now we're gonna
try an exercise.
369
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,408
I'm gonna confront you with
what you lust after most.
370
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,036
Alright, parents, now,
I know this is difficult,
371
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,830
but I want you to just
look at this child,
372
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,249
just try to suppress
your urges to molest him.
373
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,627
Just think about
something else,
374
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,004
think about clouds
and beaches.
375
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,465
Don't think about his supple,
soft, little body.
376
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,341
Oh, that's disgusting!
377
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,550
Now stop this!
378
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,052
Fight your urges,
Mr. Brovlofski!
379
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,762
I don't have any urges!
380
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,347
I can't help you if you won't
admit you need help!!
381
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,849
Now, sit down!
382
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,769
Look, I know this is very
difficult for all of you.
383
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,896
Most of you are still in denial
about what you've done.
384
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,773
To you, it seems you never molested
your children at all!
385
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,358
But you did.
386
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,444
Help me... help you.
387
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,988
Now let's
try again.
388
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,281
Look at this young man.
389
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,242
Just look...
Don't molest.
390
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,828
Fight it, fight it!
391
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,287
Oh God, God.
392
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,456
Please just let us
get out of this place.
393
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,501
I think I found
the problem, ma'am.
394
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,461
Broken window roller-upper.
395
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,380
Oh no, no!
396
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,756
Ahh!
397
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,093
Where is
your husband?
398
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,177
Uh...
399
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,804
Seize her!
400
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,017
Alright,
I got the book for you.
401
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,268
Awesome!
402
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,811
Now can I please
have the cell phone?
403
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,396
Sure, outlander,
I'll get it.
404
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,189
Outlander!
405
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,108
Outlander!
406
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,444
We have your woman!
407
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,405
She still lives,
outlander!
408
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,700
Outlander,
her blood will spill!
409
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,452
What the heck are you
talking about?
410
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,455
Butters, calm down,
alright.
411
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,874
Okay, so what are some
other things we can do
412
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,210
besides molest
our children?
413
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,920
See a movie?
414
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,756
Sure, see a movie's good.
415
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174
We could see a movie instead of
molesting our children.
416
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,425
What else?
417
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,676
Make a sweater?
418
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,803
Uh-huh, I'll put
"knitting/sewing".
419
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,388
Who's got another one?
420
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,723
Molest children?
421
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,308
No, no, we're looking
for things to do
422
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,018
besides molesting
our children.
423
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,519
Oh... fishing?
424
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,229
Fishing's good, uh-huh.
425
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356
I believe you have something
of ours, outlander.
426
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,733
Give it back
or the female gets it!
427
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,901
Unh!
428
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,110
Heh-heh.
- Unh!
429
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,779
Give him
the book back!
430
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,655
No, if they have it
one of ours will die
for Carousel!
431
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,615
We're running
out of time!
432
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,866
Hand our book over,
quick!
433
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,992
Enough of this!
434
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,244
You kids are all
in big trouble!
435
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,420
The Provider awakes;
436
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,881
it's time for carousel.
437
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,716
Ha ha, your side doesn't
have its book, fat-ass!
438
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,426
That means someone on your side
is sacrificed tonight!
439
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,511
God dammit!
440
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,763
Alright,
it is decided.
441
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,015
Butters, your turn.
442
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,351
Oh, I'm gonna be sacrificed
to the Provider!
443
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,769
Stop right there!
444
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,479
Nobody's killing
anybody tonight!
445
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856
Be careful, Mark,
they'll make you disappear
with the "m"-word!
446
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,984
Yeah, we'll call the police
and say you molestered us too!
447
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,445
What?
448
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,613
I'm here for you,
Provider!
449
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989
Take me!
450
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,658
Is that what happened
to the adults here?!
451
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,868
You lied to the police
and said they molested you?
452
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,288
My God, they were
your parents!
453
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,748
Parents?
454
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,500
The birth-givers!
455
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,418
Your... Birth-givers.
456
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,920
Don't you remember?
457
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,048
They are your "Providers"--
not some statue!
458
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,426
And they're not off in some
fantastical far away land now...
459
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,262
They're in prison!
460
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,890
Probably crying themselves
to sleep, cold and lonely and...
461
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,644
I'm sure, missing you all
very, very much.
462
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,649
Your birth-givers
took care of you.
463
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,902
That's what their laws
and their rules were for,
because they love you,
464
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,697
and they didn't want you to
end up living like, like this.
465
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,241
He won't take care of you.
466
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:23,746
Your parents,
your... Providers, will.
467
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,415
Parents...
468
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,334
Mom, Dad.
469
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,170
Oh boy,
here it comes!
470
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,131
If you want things to be the way
they were in the before-time,
471
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,383
in the long, long ago,
472
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,304
you all need to call the police
and tell them you lied
about the m-word.
473
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,431
He's right, dude.
474
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,558
Things were a lot better
with our parents around.
475
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,852
Yeah, I guess their rules
did have a point.
476
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,438
Things have gotten
a lot worse in the 10 days
since they've been gone.
477
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,273
10 days?
478
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,192
It's only been 10 days
since they left?
479
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,610
Take him down.
480
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,944
Hey, what are you doing?
481
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,654
I'm ready to give myself
to Mr. Elway!
482
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,697
Here's our
cell phone, dude,
483
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,782
Will you call the
police for us?
484
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,869
Hey, looks like you're not so
bad with kids after all.
485
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,537
Yeah, I guess you're right.
486
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,997
Maybe we should
have some.
487
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,540
Yeah, right,
after all this?
488
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,043
I'm getting my
tubes tied tomorrow!
489
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,093
Come on, you guys, our parents
are gonna be back any minute.
490
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,845
Do you think they're gonna
be pissed at us for lying
that they molested us
491
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,680
and sending them all
to jail for 10 days?
492
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,681
Well, they can't be
too pissed off,
493
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,266
I mean, we made them
a banner.
494
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,392
Hey, kids!
495
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,518
Hey, you guys
came back!
496
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,436
Did you make it to
your job interview?
497
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,313
Yeah, I got the job.
498
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,482
You're looking at
the new manager of Denny's
in Breckenridge.
499
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,067
And I got
my tubes tied!
500
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,485
Alright!
501
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,028
Well, thanks for
everything, you guys.
502
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,446
You really helped us see
how important parents are.
503
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,530
Yeah!
504
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491
Hey, here they come!
505
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,119
Mom, Dad!
506
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,746
Kids!
507
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,500
Come here, come here.
508
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,378
Oh, Kyle,
Ike sweetie, you're okay!
509
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,338
Yeah, we're fine.
510
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,091
Kyle, we're so sorry for
the horrible sexual abuse
over the years.
511
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,676
But we're all
better now.
512
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,927
But, you didn't
do anything to me.
513
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,470
Ahp-we did.
514
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,596
We've come to terms with it
through therapy
515
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,973
and learned
to admit it.
516
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,392
It won't happen again!
But, you guys, I--
517
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,311
Oh, Stanley, I wish
we could take back
all the years of abuse,
518
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,646
but we can't.
519
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,564
We've learned to
overcome it, son,
520
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,607
you'll see.
521
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,317
We love you, son,
522
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,653
but we only love you in
a platonic way, from now on!
523
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,488
What the heck are you
talking about?
524
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,490
Kenny, Kenny,
we're sorry.
525
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,075
Where is he?
526
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,952
Everything's gonna be
alright now, Jenny.
527
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,538
Come on, let's go home.
528
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,957
Huh.
Huh.
529
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,667
Well, what are you kids
gonna do now?
530
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,876
I dunno.
531
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,169
You guys wanna go
build a snow igloo?
532
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,170
Sure.
533
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,089
Snow igloos
kick ass.
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