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Doctor, doctor, will
our daughter be okay?
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I am sorry,
Mr. And Mrs. Keller,
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but I'm afraid
your daughter Helen
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still cannot see,
hear or speak.
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Oh, no, no!
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Ere, ere my good ife.
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There is nothing
we can do.
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Oh, my poor
little Helen!
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Timmy!
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She can't see
or hear us, John!
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Hagh, Timmy!
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Es, erhaps she shoul
go do an asyluh.
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Stan, what the hell is wrong with you, I can't
understand your lines!
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Cuz de eard
urts my face!
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Can we take
a lunch break now?
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No, if we want our play to be better than
the kindergartner's play,
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we have to rehearse
as much as possible!
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Now let's continue
the scene!
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Hello, my name is
Anne Sullivan
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and I believe I can teach
this child to communicate.
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Eally, you hink so?
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Water, Helen,
wa-ter.
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Hagh, Timmy!
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Dammit, Timmy, Helen Keller
isn't supposed to talk!
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You guys, we've got
a big problem!
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What is it, Butters?
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The kindergartners, I just came
from their dress rehearsal!
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Oh it's good, you guys,
it's real good!
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How good?
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They've got Pilgrim outfits
and Indian ones too!
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They've got singing and
dancing, and boy, you've
never seen such a show!
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Why, it's a Thanksgiving
extravaganza!
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Oh no!
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We can't be outdone
by the kindergartners!
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No!
- We can't!
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Alright, alright,
quiet down!
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Look, we've still
got four days until
the Thanksgiving festival.
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That's plenty of time
to revamp our play!
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Revamp how, the rules are
that the fourth-grade class
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has to perform
"The Helen Keller story"!
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Yeah, but nobody told us
how we have to do it.
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We can add Thanksgiving stuff
and music numbers too!
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Well, we can
add music numbers,
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but how do we make
the Helen Keller story
more Thanksgiving-y?
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I know, how about
instead of a dog...
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Helen Keller has
a pet turkey!
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Yeah, a turkey that
can do tricks!
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Yeah!
- That's the spirit, gang!
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Alright, Stan and Wendy,
you go out and find some
musical instruments!
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Kenny and Clyde
take some kids
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and buy some Thanksgiving
decorations for the sets!
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Kyle and Timmy, you go out
and find a turkey!
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This is gonna be
the best version of
"The Miracle Worker" ever!
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Yea!
Yea!
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What kind of turkey
are you looking for?
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A smart one that
can do tricks!
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Well, I ain't got a whole
lot left, it being almost
Thanksgiving and all.
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But go ahead,
just pick one out.
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Timmy!
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Oh, that one's
a little messed up.
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Not exactly the pick
of the litter.
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Hahgh!
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Uh, Timmy, if we go back to
other kids with that turkey,
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they're gonna be pissed.
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Timmy!
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Yeah, best you not
take that one.
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I was just about to take it
out in the yard and put
a bullet in its head.
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What, aw, dude,
don't say that!
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Timmy, Timmy!
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Alright, we'll take him,
how much?
- Fifty bucks.
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But you were just gonna
take it in the backyard and
put a bullet in its head!
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I know, now I gotta find
something else to shoot!
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Goddammit, here!
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Alright, Timmy,
let's go.
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I've got a one-legged pig
if you'd like, too.
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Aw, blow it
out your ass!
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Guys, I want you all to
meet Geoffrey Maynard.
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He's South Park's biggest
expert on musical theater
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and he played the lead
in Les Miserables
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at the Denver community
playhouse for five weeks!
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Do you think we can make up
a good Thanksgiving play
in four days?
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Hooray!
Hooray!
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Now, the first thing
any good musical needs is
a big opening number!
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Something that sets up
the entire show.
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Alright, places everybody,
bring in the turkey!
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What the hell
is that?
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It's a turkey.
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His name is Gobbles.
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Gobbles!
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And where, pray,
is our beautiful
trick-performing turkey?
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Um, we sort of spent all
the money on this one.
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Gobbles!
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Kyle, can I talk to you
over here for a second?
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Kyle, why do you do
these things to me?
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I didn't do
anything to you!
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Timmy saw the turkey
and wanted to get it.
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What did you want me
to say to him?
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You say "no, Timmy,
you can't have that
turkey, bad Timmy!"
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Look, I know it isn't
exactly what we wanted,
but maybe we can train it.
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He's not
gonna work, Kyle.
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The whole point is to
make our play better
than the kindergartners!
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Yeah, that turkey sucks.
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Wait...
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You do?!
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Cool, can you
get it for us?
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Alright!
Alright!
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Gobbles!
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Gobbles!
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Ergh, ergh.
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Hargh, gobbles!
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Gobbles.
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Gobbles!
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No, no, no!
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Poopsiekins, it's late,
you need to be in bed.
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I can't sleep, Mom,
I have to write the lyrics
to the opening song
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of our Helen Keller
Thanksgiving spectacular.
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Now, hon.
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But Mom!
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I have to write these lyrics
so the plight of Helen Keller
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can be realized
by the common ma-an!
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Twenty more minutes
and that's it.
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Twenty minutes,
did Tim Rice's mom
give him twenty minutes
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to write the lyrics to
Phantom of the Opera?!
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Speak to me, Helen.
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Let me be
your voice.
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Come on, you blind bitch,
channel your spirit through me!
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Tonight, we present the story
of a courageous girl
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and her fight against
depression.
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Oppression!
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Oppression.
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Our play begins in
a simpler time.
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Alabama,
in the late 1800s...
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Now to the refrain!
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Excuse me, I am Lamonde,
the animal trainer.
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Oh cool,
he's here!
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Awesome, do you have a turkey
that can do tricks?!
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Ahp, ahp, do not
call them "tricks".
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She's a very
sensitive turkey,
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and she performs
"feats" not "tricks".
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present the most
beautiful bird in America.
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Four-time prize winner at
the National Western Stock Show
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and reigning poster child
of turkeylovers.com.
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I give you...
Alinicia!
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Oooh!
Wow!
Whoa!
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Her feathers
are beautiful!
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That's the prettiest
turkey I ever saw.
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Of course she is.
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Okay, now we can really
get this thing underway!
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Places, everybody,
where the hell is Timmy?
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Timmy!
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What is that?
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Uh, that's Gobbles, the
physically challenged turkey.
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Gobbles!
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Gobbles?
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Timmy, we already
got a turkey.
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Yeah, and it's
from Broadway!
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Gobbles!
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No, Timmy,
the handicapped turkey
does not go in our play!
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Dude, don't forget,
Timmy's the only kid
who can play Helen Keller.
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Don't piss him off.
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That's right, only Timmy
knows the part.
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Timmy.
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Oh, Jesus,
okay, fine!
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Helen Keller can
have two pet turkeys!
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My turkey does not work
with other turkeys!
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Oh, goddammit,
now what are we gonna do?
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Alright, alright.
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Alright, alright!
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Dude, we need your
turkey for our play!
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She's not coming out,
she's very upset.
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She's pooped
all over the room.
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I know, I know,
but listen.
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Let me try to explain
the position I'm in here.
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The retarded turkey
belongs to our friend Timmy,
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and Timmy is
the only person who knows
the part of Helen Keller.
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So tell me what I can do here
to make everybody happy.
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Kill the other turkey.
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I can't, dude,
Timmy has a boner for it.
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Well, it could
meet with an...
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...unfortunate accident.
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Unfortunate accident?
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You mean like Geena Davis
getting her own T.V. Show?
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Ha ha ha-- oh...
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It's very simple.
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Either that turkey meets with
an unfortunate accident,
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or you don't have
a feat-performing turkey
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for your Helen Keller
Thanksgiving musical!
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Alright, alright,
just get your turkey
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to stop crapping all over
the dressing room and
come out for rehearsal.
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I'll take care
of everything.
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Water, Helen,
it has a name!
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Oh, why can't
you understand?!
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Duh, agh!
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Okay, uh, hold it!
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Let's hold it
right there a second.
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Okay, I just want
to adjust some of
the blocking real quick.
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Let's see...
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Uh, why don't we have
turkey number two
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stand just a little
more over m'yha...
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Let's see, maybe a little bit
more up in m'yha...
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And just a wee bit
over m'yha...
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And right about...
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M'hya.
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There we go,
good.
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Oh my gah,
they killed Kenny!
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Ooohhh!
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Crap, I must have rigged
the wrong light.
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They've got special effects!
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What, Butters?
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The kindergartners,
they've got amazing
stage effects!
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Pyrotechnics and
what have yous!
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Why, it's a regular
feast for the eyes!
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Oh no!
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We're never gonna
outdo them now!
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Oh no!
Special effects?!
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Calm down, calm down!
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We can have
special effects too!
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Now I know a lot
is going wrong,
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but we've got to stick together
to make this play work.
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All of us.
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Gobbles!
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Aaahh, Gobbles!
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Little boy!
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Timmy.
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Yes, Tim.
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I feel I must
speak with you.
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The others, well, they don't
want you to know, but--
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oh, I don't know what to do,
should I tell you?
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Timmy?
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I feel I'm the only one
who can be honest with you.
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The animal shelter
is on its way to take
your turkey away from you.
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Gobbles?!
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You see, they don't allow
children in your "situation"
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to have wild animals
as pets.
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You can't take him running,
you can't take care of him.
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They have to
take it away.
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Gobbles!
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They take wild pets away
from people like you
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and hand them over
for experiments.
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And they're shocked,
dissected and flayed
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while they're
still alive.
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00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,628
And no matter where you go
the shelter people
will find you.
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00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,464
The only way for that turkey
to avoid years of torture,
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is for you to let him go,
back into the wild.
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Oh no,
here they come now!
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00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,598
Quick, go and set
your turkey free!
247
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,891
I'll try to stall them.
248
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,143
Timmy!
249
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,979
Excuse me, we're here to
install the water effects
for the musical.
250
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,815
The stage is right
through there.
251
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,191
Thanks.
252
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,447
Alright, I've got to
write the new lyrics.
253
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,324
Let's see...
254
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,159
No, no!
255
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,994
Goddammit!
256
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,164
Terrible, I can't write
the lyrics for the third act.
257
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,083
Nothing's coming to me!
258
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,085
Well, you know,
in theater sometimes
we try different tricks
259
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,628
to get the creative
juices flowing.
260
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,088
Like what?
261
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,257
Let's see, Helen Keller
was blind and deaf,
262
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,467
perhaps you should see
what it is like.
263
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,431
Here.
264
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,015
Hey, that's not
a bad idea.
265
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,423
Oh, man!
266
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,091
Well, did you
see anything?
267
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,051
No, just the same old
crap I always see
when I close my eyes.
268
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,678
Oh, that's too bad.
269
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,388
Wait, I've got it!
270
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,640
The perfect setup for when
Helen Keller's pet turkey
271
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,017
jumps through
the hoop of fire!
272
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,351
Yes!
273
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,060
Yes, I have it now!
274
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,277
The only way for that turkey
to avoid years of torture,
275
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,613
is for you to let him go.
276
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,114
Let him go...
Let him go.
277
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,828
Gobbles.
278
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,208
Gobbles!
279
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,128
Gobbles.
280
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,005
Gobbles!
281
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,510
Gobbles!
282
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846
Timmy.
283
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,181
Timmy, Gobbles.
284
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,152
Daddy, why did mommy leave
and go to heaven?
285
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,988
She didn't want to, Kevin,
she had no choice.
286
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,032
But I miss her.
287
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:50,080
I could have done so much
more with my life, son.
288
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,581
I've wasted it.
289
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,291
I've wasted it.
290
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,210
Not ever telling
you and Monica
291
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,087
I love you.
292
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,299
Robbie!
293
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,385
Robbie, no!
294
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,888
Because now every time
I look at you...
295
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,015
I see her.
296
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,809
I have to move on.
297
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,227
Kelly, please,
don't do this.
298
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,520
I'm sorry!
299
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,313
Then why did you do it?
300
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,107
I don't know!
301
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,488
Have you done the right
things in your life?
302
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,748
Hi, Sheila!
303
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,333
Hello, Sharon,
where's your husband?
304
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,043
He's in the back.
305
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,337
He set up a video camera
so that he could tape
the performance.
306
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,172
Oh, so did Gerald.
307
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,467
Oh yeah, I got
a great angle here.
308
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,052
Hey Gerald,
maybe after the show
309
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,388
we can make copies of
each other's tapes,
so we have both.
310
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,347
Good idea!
311
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,807
So wait...
312
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,350
Do we do the spin around thing
on the last beat?
313
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,643
No, ude, on ne n
and ne hree.
314
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,978
You ready for
the big show, Timmy?
315
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,271
Where's Gobbles, Timmy?
316
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,522
Gobbles.
317
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,524
Alright, everybody,
let's take our places!
318
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,942
Cartman, where is
Timmy's turkey?
319
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,485
I don't know.
320
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,613
I don't know,
you guys!
321
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,032
Alright, maybe I tried
to have Timmy's turkey
crushed by a stagelight,
322
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,117
but I didn't do anything else,
I'm not an asshole!
323
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,619
You're going to
be brilliant!
324
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,829
You sexy,
gorgeous turkey.
325
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,414
With that other meddling
animal out of the way,
326
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,207
you'll steal the show!
327
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,927
Well, well, what are
you doing out here?
328
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,720
You shouldn't be out
walking the streets.
329
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:51,910
Hello, parents, and welcome to
the 13th Annual South Park
Thanksgiving pageant.
330
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,037
Every year the 4th graders
do "The Miracle Worker",
331
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,206
and every year I have to
sit and watch it.
332
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,541
Yeah, I swore that if I had
to see it one more time,
333
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,377
I'd put a bullet
in my head.
334
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,796
But luckily I got really
stoned before I came.
335
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,548
And now here it is,
the touching story
of Helen Keller,
336
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,675
"The Miracle Worker".
337
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,559
This is
"The Miracle Worker"?
338
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,686
I...
339
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,270
Well, maybe.
340
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,899
Ohh-oh, ha-ha,
wow!
341
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,746
Come on,
ya, move it!
342
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,492
Holy crow,
look, boys!
343
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,202
A real live
wild turkey!
344
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,997
it's trying to
outsmart us!
345
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123
Come on, fellas!
346
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,383
She can't hear me,
John, watch!
347
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,259
Helen!
Helen!
348
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,761
Helen!
349
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,930
Oh no!
350
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,871
She's brilliant,
everyone loves her so far!
351
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,915
Hey, the fountains you guys
installed are shorting out
some of our lights!
352
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,708
Look, we're only here to
do the water effects.
353
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,085
We're not in charge
of electrical.
354
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,628
That's a different union.
355
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,129
Timmy?
356
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,881
Union mafia bastards!
357
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,800
Oh, ha-ha.
358
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,968
Well, look, Tim,
all's fair in love
and theater, right?
359
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,095
Ha, ha.
360
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,596
Gobbles!
361
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,393
Where is Timmy,
he's on in one minute!
362
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,937
He's gone, dude, Butters
says he saw him leave.
363
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,230
Leave, leave?!
364
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,148
But nobody else knows
the part of Helen Keller!
365
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,983
I do,
I know the part.
366
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,985
If I must,
I can go on.
367
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,072
Alright, fine,
get in costume!
368
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,865
Gobbles!
369
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,575
Gobbles!
370
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,455
There it is!
371
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,624
Hey, hey, I saw it first,
I get the first shot!
372
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,459
Here, turkey-turkey.
373
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,046
There is nothing we can do
for our poor daughter.
374
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,631
We cannot reach her.
375
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,763
What the hell is he doing,
Helen Keller isn't
supposed to sing!
376
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,268
Oh, wow!
377
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,936
That's it.
378
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,354
That's it.
379
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,231
Gobbles!
380
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,482
Gotcha!
381
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,025
Gobbles!
382
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,748
Timmy?
383
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,585
Gobbles?
384
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,461
Gobbles!
385
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,088
Hagh!
386
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,381
Oh, thank God
you're alright, kid.
387
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,133
It was an accident,
I swear!
388
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,926
Is there any way we can
make it up to you?
389
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,344
Timmy...
390
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,681
Yes, that's it!
391
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,057
That's it, Helen,
water!
392
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,392
Wa-ter!
393
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,727
Wa-wa!
394
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,103
She did it!
395
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,832
Here it comes, angel,
your big finale!
396
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,083
The audience is going
to go wild!
397
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,422
Oh, back already?
398
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,841
Don't worry, Maynard covered
your part flawlessly.
399
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,009
Timmy!
400
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,136
Turkey shoot!
401
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,888
Aaghgh!
402
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,932
Alinicia,
Jesus, no!
403
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,433
Hagh, Timmy!
404
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,809
Okay, we're ready
for the--
405
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,229
What the hell did
you assholes do?!
406
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,189
This is supposed
to be the big finale
407
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,357
where the turkey jumps
through the ring of fire!
408
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,858
Hey, look!
409
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,949
Oohhh!
410
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,951
Oh wow, wow!
411
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,205
They loved it,
they loved it!
412
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,623
Gobbles!
413
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,502
And finally tonight,
parents,
414
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,629
we have the South Park
kindergarten class.
415
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,882
Their play is titled
"Thanksgiving, Mon Ami".
416
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,175
Okay, here we go.
417
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,343
Oh, dude, it can't
be better than ours!
418
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,886
It just can't be!
419
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,362
Aaghgh!
420
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,699
Happy Thanksgiving!
421
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952
Alright, see ya
next year, parents!
422
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,413
That's it?
423
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,206
We worked our asses off
to compete with that!?
424
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,166
Butters told us
their play was awesome!
425
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,168
Wow, did you see that?
426
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,212
They had a horse, too!
427
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,047
Go-bbles, Timmy!
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