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Today, we are going
to talk about Hell!
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Hello, Satan!
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Saddam.
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Us Jews don't
believe in Hell.
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But what if
we're wrong?
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Let's go!
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They killed Kenny!
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He had sins that
he didn't confess!
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No, Saddam, I told you,
I'm with Chris now.
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Boys, it is your
Christian duty
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to save the souls
of your friends.
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I love you, Satan.
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I love you too, Saddam.
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Agh!
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Fonz, there is no way
you can jump that shark
with your waterskis!
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Ay, I've gotta try,
Richie!
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Ooh!
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Dude, if this guy's
going to Hell?
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Who's gonna save us?
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Well, it looks like
we're gonna have to save
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Everyone in this town
ourselves!
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Go Fonz!
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Aaaayyyy--
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And now the exciting conclusion
of "South Park"!
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Aayyyyy!
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Aaghgh!
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I told him
he couldn't do it.
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I am saying this because
we must be saved-a!
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The Lord is powerful
and he will smote the sinners
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and send them
to everlasting Hell-a!
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If you do not live
your life for him-a!
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Then to the lake of fire
you shall go-a!
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You see that, parents?
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Your children have
refused to come in to class
since this morning!
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I'm afraid your son
is the leader, Ms. Cartman.
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Apparently he's read
the entire Bible
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and now he's scaring
the hell out of everyone.
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Poopie-kins!
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It's time to stop preaching
damnation to everyone, sweetie.
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Don't you guys, um...
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Persercrute our
religious beliefs!
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Yeah!
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We're not trying to
persecute you, kids.
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But you're supposed
to be in school!
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What purpose
does school have?
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The Bible says
the only goal in this life
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is to praise God and
get into heaven!
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Yeah, this life is short,
the afterlife is forever!
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Don't listen to them, kids,
you have to go to school!
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Many of you knew
Kenny McCormick.
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He was a playful, school-going
eight-year-old.
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And then yesterday...
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He was smacked down
by the Lord-a!
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God bitch slapped him right
to the fiery depths of Hell!
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So when will you go?
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Tomorrow, ten years?
Does it matter?
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No!
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Because unless you give
this life to the Lord,
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that life belongs
to Satan!
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Agh!
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But we cannot worship God
in that church
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where the priest
of sin resides!
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So we will build
a new church!
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With crystal walls,
a ceiling eighty-feet high,
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and a slide that
connects this part myha
to this part mhya!
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Who will help us!
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I will!
I will!
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Praise God-a!
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if I go spend the night
with Saddam,
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then it's over
between me and Chris.
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Chris has been
so nice to me.
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And I know Saddam will
just hurt me again.
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Maybe I'll just
go talk to Saddam.
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I need closure, yeah,
that's it, I need closure.
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What am I doing?
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What took ya
so long, baby?
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Saddam, I'm just
here to talk.
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Great, let's talk!
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Mmm, this bed
is comfy-womfy!
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Saddam, I only came here
because I need closure.
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Sounds fun, you know me,
I'll try anything!
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No, Saddam,
listen to me--
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Would you like a drink?
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Maybe just a little one,
I have to go back soon.
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I need you to understand that
we can't be together anymore.
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I need you to not
come by the condo,
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and not try
to see me.
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Chris thinks we can all
be friends, but I don't.
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And I have to focus
on Chris now.
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What is this?
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These hotels have all kinds
of crazy channels.
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Saddam, will you
listen to me?
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Chris is
a great person!
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He is the one I want
to be with now!
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Really, so then
what are you doing here?
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I don't know about you,
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but this video is
gettin' me pretty hot.
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Saddam...
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Here, have another drink.
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Ugh, oh God,
my head!
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I drank too much...
Chris?
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Oh no!
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Man, look at that!
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We went through fourteen
bottles of vegetable oil!
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Ooh, I'm all greasy!
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Oh God,
what time is it?
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Last night was awesome!
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Aren't we
together again now?
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I don't know,
I guess so.
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But now I have to go home
and tell Chris.
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Screw him!
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No, Saddam, I at least
owe him an explanation.
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I just don't know
what I'm gonna say.
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I know how to solve
this little problem.
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We are now entering Ensenada,
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the second largest city
on the Mexican Baja Peninsula.
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We have now traveled over
2000 miles since leaving
New York City!
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We'll just be stopping here
for a few moments for gas
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and then our tour will continue
on to its final destination!
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Oiga, hay algo pegado
bajo el autobus!
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Que? What's stuck to
the bottom of the bus?
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Hmph!
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Oh, goodness.
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We must have run over
a little Mexican
further up north.
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Is it okay?
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Pienso que si.
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Well, here's fifty
for the gas, adios!
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Where am I?
Que?
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Where am I?
Que?
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It is beautiful.
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Thine church is
almost completeth.
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There's no way God would
want to send us to Hell now!
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Yeah this church
kicks a--
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It, it kicks.
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Hello, boys.
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Don't try to take me
away again, Mom and Dad!
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I told you, I renounced
the Jewish faith!
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It's not that, Kyle.
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It's just that
Eric's mother needs to
see you all right away.
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Just really quick, she says
it's very important.
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Very well,
yea, guys,
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let us walk to mine home
and see what mine mom wants.
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I sure hope this works.
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Hello, kiddies!
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I made you all powdered-donut
pancake surprise!
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Wow, cool!
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No, it is a trick!
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Do not vex me,
oh temptress!
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What?
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This is a distraction
from our work on the church!
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Do not think that you can
tempt us with toys...
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And games...
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And tidings of powdered-donut
pancake surprise!
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For it is the afterlife
we concern ourselves with!
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Not the pleasures
on this earth!
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But salvation
in the world after!
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Yeah!
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Oh, well,
alrighty then.
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I don't think it worked.
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Aw!
Aw!
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Let us get back to
our work at the church.
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Yea, I shall answer
the phone-na.
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Hello?
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Mprh mprm rm
rmph rm rmph!
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Oh my God!
- What?
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It's Kenny, he's calling
from beyond the grave!
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Kenny?
What's he say!
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Ask him what
Hell is like!
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Kenny, you have to
tell us about Hell!
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Give us every last
horrible detail!
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Um...
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Oh God, Chris is gonna be
so mad at me!
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Well, here goes...
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Hey, you.
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Hi, Chris.
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You...
Were out all night.
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Yeah, I just...
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Spent the night walking
around the marina.
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Satan, you know you're
not a very good liar.
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You went and saw Saddam,
didn't you?
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Yes.
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Satan...
I understand.
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What?
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I still feel secure
and safe with you.
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Oh, no!
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What, what's wrong?
I said it's okay.
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I know!
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Well, what more
do you want from me?
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Well, could you not be
such a pussy about it?
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I mean,
can't you just say
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"if you ever see Saddam again
I'll break your legs"
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or "I'm gonna go kick
Saddam's ass" or something?
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Satan, I'm a 90's man.
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I cry when I need to,
I share my feelings
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and I keep my mind open
about everything.
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Just give me some boundaries,
be jealous!
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Go throw a football around,
for Christ's sake!
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Now you're starting
to hurt my feelings.
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I'm sorry, Chris.
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It's not you,
really, it's me.
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You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me
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and for some reason,
I can't just accept that.
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Die, pussy!
Aahghgh!
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Chris!
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Saddam what the Hell
are you doing?
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There, I got rid of
the problem for you!
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Now there's no conflict!
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No, not like this!
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Friends, I have to tell you
that last night,
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I received a phone call
from beyond the grave!
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It was our departed friend,
Kenny,
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calling from
the depths of Hell!
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And he described what Hell
is like in horrid detail!
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He said that in Hell,
the smell is awful!
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He said that in Hell,
everyone speaks Spanish!
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Aagh!
Aagh!
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He said there
is water in Hell,
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but if you drink it,
you pee blood out your ass
for seven hours!
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No!
No!
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And perhaps worst of all,
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in Hell, there are
dozens and dozens of
little trinket stores.
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But they all have the same
little trinkets in them!
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Aaghgh!
Aaghgh!
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Where is our daughter!
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Dad?
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Marcy, you are coming home
this instant!
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We are saving your daughter
from the clutches of Hell, sir!
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You're not going to make
my daughter part of your cult!
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Your daughter could
die tomorrow and then what?
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You're just a stupid little
fat kid who thinks that--
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Stephen?
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Stephen, no!
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The Lord has
spoken again!
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Oh forgive us, Lord,
for our sins!
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Forgive us Lord!
Forgive us Lord!
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Let us pray!
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Heavenly Father,
do not send us to Hell.
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We're sorry.
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Whatever we did,
we're sorry.
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Stephen?
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Stephen!
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Where-where am I?
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Where are we?
- Oh my God!
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What's happening?
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Aaghgh!
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Hello newcomers
and welcome.
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Can everybody hear me?
Hello?
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Can everybody-okay.
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I'm the Hell director.
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It looks like we have about
8,615 of you newbies today.
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And for those of you
who were a little confused,
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uh, you are dead
and this is Hell.
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So abandon all hope and
yadda-yadda-yadda.
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Uh, we're now going to start
the orientation process
which will last about--
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Hey, wait a minute,
I shouldn't be here!
256
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,732
I was a totally strict
and devout Protestant!
257
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,025
I thought we went
to heaven!
258
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,069
Yes, well, I'm afraid
you were wrong.
259
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,071
I was a practicing
Jehovah's Witness.
260
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,031
You picked
the wrong religion, as well.
261
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,741
Well, who was right?
Who gets into heaven?
262
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,035
I'm afraid it was
the Mormons.
263
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,371
Yes, the Mormons
were the correct answer.
264
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,039
Aw!
Aw!
265
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,541
So now, I'd like to
quickly introduce
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00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,752
your new ruler and master
for eternity, Satan.
267
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,838
Rrrarrghghh!
268
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,172
Aaaahghgh!
Aaaahghgh!
269
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,883
Now you are all
part of my domain!
270
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,845
Every day Hell grows larger
and my minions...
271
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:58,140
My minions...
272
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,475
I'm sorry, I just
can't do this today.
273
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,437
I'm just--
I'm sorry.
274
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,318
Uh, okay,
thank you Satan.
275
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,402
Satan!
276
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,195
Excuse me, excuse me.
277
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,281
Chris, but I thought
you were dead!
278
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,992
Yeah, well, where was
I gonna go, Detroit?
279
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,910
Chris I didn't mean for
Saddam to stab you--
280
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,287
Hey, it's alright.
281
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,913
All that matters is
that I'm back
282
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,624
and we're together
forever, right?
283
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:27,294
Uh, yeah, great.
284
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,920
Aw!
Aw!
285
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,216
Let's see,
Matthew 15:1-1.
286
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,094
"Not that which goeth
into the mouth defileth a man,
287
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,555
but that which come out
of the mouth defileth a man."
288
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,474
That's a good one,
Clyde frog, interesting.
289
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,142
Look, Eric, Sister Anne
has come to visit you.
290
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,644
Yea, it is nice
to see you, Sister,
291
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,687
but I must prepare
for my next sermon.
292
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,731
Eric, you need to stop
what you're doing.
293
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,858
You need to tell all the kids
to go back to school
294
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,485
and back to their
normal lives.
295
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,278
Sister, have you read
this book?
296
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,614
Yes, Eric, a lot more
than you have.
297
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,825
Then you know what it says
happens to those that don't
follow the Lord-a.
298
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,286
Eric, the Lord doesn't just
send everybody to Hell.
299
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,829
That wouldn't make sense.
300
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,456
He wants people
to live their lives.
301
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,166
Are you saying that what
the Bible says isn't true?
302
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,793
No!
303
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,252
We've got Jews
and perverts and bullies
304
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,296
and all kinds of sinners
in this town, Sister Anne-a.
305
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,340
And without the priest, we've
decided to save ourselves.
306
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,134
The only ones the kids
can trust now are me and Jesus!
307
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,761
Ugh!
308
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,805
Wait a minute,
that's it!
309
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,432
And I am going to save
all of you right now!
310
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,309
I am going to
heal your sins!
311
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,977
Whoa.
312
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,857
Hello, Satan!
Oh, crap, it's you.
313
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,025
Yeah, it's me.
314
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,485
I thought I killed you.
315
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,112
Yeah, well-
316
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,238
where was I gonna go,
Detroit?
317
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,948
Do you have a couple minutes
to go for a walk?
318
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:38,990
A walk?!
319
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,743
Yeah, just real quick,
around the park or something.
320
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,370
Is this some kind of trick?
321
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,288
No, I just want you to go
for a quick walk with me.
322
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,832
Please?
323
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,500
Well, alright, just let me
grab something real quick.
324
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,215
Okay, let's walk.
325
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,677
Saddam,
326
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,512
I get the feeling that
you don't like me very much.
327
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,972
Gee, whatever
gave you that idea?
328
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,557
When I stabbed you
in the head?
329
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,809
Look, Satan is a very
important person to me.
330
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,686
And I know he's an important
person to you, too.
331
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,772
So don't you think it's best
for us to try and get along?
332
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,358
I realize that some things
about me bother you,
333
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,901
so I'd like to hear
what those things are,
334
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,445
so that I can
work on them.
335
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,904
You know why
I don't like you, Chris?
336
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,281
Because you're
the kind of guy,
337
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,991
who, if somebody
didn't like him,
338
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,534
he would take them for a walk
in the park and ask them why.
339
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,369
You're a pussy!
340
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,330
Aaaaaaghhhhhh!
341
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,166
Oh God!
342
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,125
Ha ha ha ha!
343
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376
Nooo!
Aaghhgh!
344
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,419
Agahgh!
345
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,962
Ow!
346
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,047
Blagh!
347
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,599
Today this Jewish boy
and all sinners are
going to be saved-a!
348
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,350
Kyle, do you
believe in God-a?
349
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,643
Yes!
350
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,728
Do you want to be
saved from Hell-a?
351
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:50,896
Yes!
352
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,189
That's good,
because right now
353
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,149
all the Jewness is
coming out of your body,
354
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,359
being replaced by
the spirit of God-a!
355
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,028
Bap!
- Ow!
356
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,529
Praise God,
how do you feel now?
357
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,114
Do you feel the light of God
inside of you?
358
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,491
Uh, I think so.
359
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,950
Praise the Lord!
360
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,702
Yay!
Yay!
361
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,082
Bring up the next person!
362
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,043
This boy has been
crippled with sin.
363
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,420
But I hear God saying
that this boy will walk!
364
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,838
Hallelujah!
365
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,048
Timmy!
366
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,382
We are gonna save you
367
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,926
and you are gonna walk
with the Lord-a!
368
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:21,927
Timmy!
369
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,595
Devil be gone-a!
370
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,679
Hagh!
371
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,139
Now walk, Timmy!
372
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,474
Hagh!
373
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,100
Come on, Timmy,
get out of that chair-a!
374
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,477
The Lord wants you
to walk, Timmy!
375
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,437
Walk, Timmy!
376
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,980
Timmy!
377
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,023
He walks!
378
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,107
Wow!
Wow!
379
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,859
Wagh!
380
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,152
Yes, praise the Lord!
381
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,905
Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
382
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,242
And now it's like there's
one guy who's horrible to me,
383
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,202
but I'm totally
sexually attracted to,
384
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,204
and then one guy who's
really nice to me,
385
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,706
but I'm not sexually
attracted to at all!
386
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,916
Wow, that really sucks.
387
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,793
I've asked
everybody for advice,
388
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,878
but nobody seems
to know the answer.
389
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,548
Well, there's one person
who I always used to ask
when I needed advice.
390
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,298
Who?
391
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,758
God.
392
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,718
God?
I can't do that.
393
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,471
I haven't spoken to God
in, like, 5,000 years.
394
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,766
Well then,
maybe it's time.
395
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,110
Where are you from,
little boy?
396
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,444
Denver.
397
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,904
And God is telling me
that you have...
398
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,030
Bad eyesight,
is that it?
399
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,156
Yeah, that's right!
400
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,491
Ohh!
401
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,118
Well, God is going to
heal those eyes
402
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,412
and save you from
the devil be gone-a!
403
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,955
Hooray!
404
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,211
Right here we have
a little girl who is
very, very ugly.
405
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,547
Do you believe he's going to
cure your face of the uglies?
406
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,007
Yes!
407
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,383
He's gonna take
that ugly face
408
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,218
and make you reasonable
to look at bwap!
409
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,970
Wrrrrrrrr!
410
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,638
Oh good Lord,
somebody say amen!
411
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,931
Amen!
Amen!
412
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,898
Hi, hi, welcome
to Heaven, brother!
413
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,150
You followed the Mormon faith
and so you've been let in!
414
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,360
Uh, actually,
I'm just stopping by.
415
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,321
Well, you picked
a great time!
416
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,947
We've got
cookies and punch
417
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,574
and were just about to
start playing charades!
418
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,117
Hooray!
Hooray!
419
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,619
And then Brother Stephen's
brought his guitar
420
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,996
so we can sing songs about
how much it hurts to lie!
421
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,372
Oooh!
Oooh!
422
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,207
Uh, look, I just need
to talk with God.
423
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,876
Is he around?
424
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,045
Sure, all you have to do is
say his name and he's there.
425
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,379
I'm so grateful for that.
426
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,714
Me too!
Me too!
427
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,090
Great, thanks.
428
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,303
Uh, hello, God?
429
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,558
It's uh...
Satan.
430
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,939
Yea, look upon me
and know me.
431
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:39,940
Hi, God.
432
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,232
Hello, Satan.
433
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,817
It's been
a long time.
434
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:43,902
Yeah.
435
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,487
What brings you here?
436
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,530
Do you wish to mount your
unholy war against Heaven?
437
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,992
No, I have a problem and
I need your advice.
438
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,411
You want to rule
more than Hell?
439
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,955
You want to destroy
the Earth?
440
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,582
No, it's kind of
a long story but...
441
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,461
Well, it all started
when this Iraqi dictator,
Saddam Hussein,
442
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,546
was killed by
a pack of wild boars.
443
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,882
I remember when I first
met him in Hell,
444
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,134
it was a lovely morning
in April and...
445
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,264
And now I am receiving
a message directly from God!
446
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,100
God is telling me...
447
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,769
That each and every one of you
is to walk up to this stage
448
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,105
and give me one dollar!
449
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:24,401
So, I want everyone
to feel the love of God
by coming on up here
450
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,695
and putting a dollar
in the box-a!
451
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,364
Come on, don't be shy,
come on-a!
452
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,032
Dude, that seems
kind of weird.
453
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,118
Yeah, I don't remember him
saying anything about this.
454
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:37,372
And now Chris and Saddam
just keep killing each other
over and over
455
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,582
and I don't know
which one to pick!
456
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,086
Jesus, what the Hell
happened to you?
457
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,713
Huh?
458
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,007
You got kicked outta here
for being a headstrong rebel.
459
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,175
And now you're
a whiny little bitch.
460
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,720
I just don't know
which one to pick!
461
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,055
No, you've become dependent
on relationships,
462
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,307
so you haven't even
considered the option
463
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,560
of not being with
either of them!
464
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,228
If you're not sexually
attracted to someone,
465
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,604
you're not ever
going to be.
466
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,189
But Saddam
isn't right either.
467
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,399
He's the other extreme.
468
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,401
You need to
spend time alone,
469
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,029
so that you can find
the balance the middle ground.
470
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,031
That's what I always do,
because I'm a Buddhist.
471
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,657
God, you're right.
472
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,325
You know, I've had
steady relationships
473
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,119
for the last
thousand years.
474
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,829
When one ends,
I just start another one,
475
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,707
but I haven't taken the time
to be secure with myself.
476
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,250
Bingo.
477
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,128
Hey, thanks, God.
478
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,298
I forgot how clear
you make things sometimes.
479
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,758
It was nice
to see you again, Satan.
480
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,009
You, too.
481
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,552
Good-bye.
482
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,848
Would you like to stay
for some cookies and punch?
483
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,141
Yes, would you?
484
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,809
Uh, no, I need to be
getting back.
485
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,145
Oh alright then, but you're
gonna miss our big play!
486
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,690
Yes, we're going to do
a play about how alcohol
can ruin family life.
487
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,903
Well, sounds great,
but I really gotta go.
488
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,572
Well, he seemed
like a nice fellow.
489
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,574
Yes!
490
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,284
Let's make things
out of egg cartons!
491
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,994
Ooh let's!
Good idea!
492
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,583
Yeeess, yeeesss!
493
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,087
It worked, you guys,
it actually worked!
494
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,254
What worked?
495
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,881
Everybody bought
the whole act!
496
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,050
They'll keep giving and giving
until we have it all!
497
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,218
What?
- What?
498
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,594
You're keeping
that money yourself?
499
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,804
Of course, you guys,
and then we can make...
500
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,139
Ten million dollars!
501
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,016
Look, the "Tooth Fairy"
thing didn't work,
502
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,268
the "boy band" thing
didn't last, so I tried
this route.
503
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,104
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
504
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,355
You mean that this whole thing
has just been a way for you
505
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,481
to make
ten million dollars?
506
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,191
It all came to me
days ago,
507
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,776
when we were first
in Sunday School.
508
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,611
But what about going
to Hell and all that?
509
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,446
Dude, if God is
all-understanding,
he wouldn't send us to Hell.
510
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,656
Even Sister Anne
told me that!
511
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,282
Then why didn't
you tell us?
512
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,368
My brain is of a much
larger size than you guys.
513
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,619
I couldn't expect you
to understand.
514
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,454
Not until you actually saw
the cash flow.
515
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,498
The only thing of yours
that's larger in size
is your big fat ass!
516
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,458
Suck my balls.
517
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,876
Dude, I am so
disillusioned right now.
518
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,920
Die, pussy!
519
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,046
Ow!
520
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,631
Aagh!
521
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,675
Wagahgh!
522
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,051
Aahh!
523
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,512
Guys, guys, guys!
524
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,639
Look, you both can
stop fighting now.
525
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,974
I've made a decision.
526
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,058
You have?
527
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,810
Yes, I...
528
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,520
Don't want to be with
either one of you.
529
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,521
What?
- What?
530
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,273
Saddam,
you're an asshole
531
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,191
and you'll never be
the friend that I want.
532
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,485
And Chris, well,
you're a pussy
533
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,487
and you'll never be
the lover I want.
534
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:19,742
So I'm just gonna be
alone for a while and
learn to like myself.
535
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,995
Satan, can we go
for a walk in the park?
536
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,997
No, I'm not going
on a walk.
537
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,583
You're a pussy, Chris
and you drive me crazy,
go away.
538
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,917
Fine.
539
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,504
You can't leave me, Satan,
I won't let you!
540
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,008
Today is another day
541
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,468
and that's another dollar
the Lord needs from you-a!
542
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,554
So come on up and
give to the Lord-a!
543
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,723
Alright, kids,
it's time to go!
544
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,516
It's time for
this to stop.
545
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,102
Sister Anne is
a blasphemaaa!
546
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,520
I know you won't
listen to me.
547
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,814
That's why I brought
somebody else.
548
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,026
Wow!
Oohh!
549
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,027
Jesus!
550
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,778
Uh-oh.
551
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,238
Kids, you all need to stop
spending all your time here
552
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,406
and go back to school.
553
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,533
Jesus, ex-nay
on the ool-skay.
554
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,660
God doesn't want you
to spend all your time
being afraid of Hell
555
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,204
or praising his name.
556
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,414
God wants you to spend
your time helping others
557
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,374
and living a good,
happy life.
558
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,627
That's how
you live for him.
559
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,253
Yes, by doing that...
560
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,339
And putting a dollar
in the box-a!
561
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,591
Let's go ice skating!
562
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,509
Yay!
Yay!
563
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,511
We can help Timmy learn
how to ice skate, too.
564
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,471
Yeah!
565
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,932
No, come back!
566
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,059
You face
everlasting damnation!
567
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:28,228
Wait!
568
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,897
No, no, I can't be
cheated out of my
ten million dollars again!
569
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,190
God dammit!
570
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,274
Serves you right,
Cartman!
571
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,109
Yeah!
572
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,986
But, Eric, I think this time
I have to teach you a lesson.
573
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,530
I'm sending you somewhere
to think about your sins!
574
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,074
You're gonna
send me to Hell?
575
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,993
No, worse!
576
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,330
Eric, Eric!
577
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,790
Oh crap!
578
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630
Hi, Bob!
Hi, Rick!
579
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,673
Hi, Satan.
580
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:57,966
There you are!
581
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,384
Ugh, not again.
582
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,969
You know you can't
live without me!
583
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,845
Now get that ass
back to bed!
584
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,265
Saddam, I told you,
I don't need you anymore.
585
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,474
You can't leave me, Satan.
586
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,892
Nobody leaves me!
587
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,394
Yes, I can!
588
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,271
Agahgh!
589
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,814
You little prick!
590
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,607
Goodbye forever, Saddam!
591
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,025
What are you
talking about?
592
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,610
You can kill me,
but I'll be back tomorrow!
593
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,529
Not this time!
594
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,031
I asked a favor of
an old friend of mine
to let you in.
595
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,033
Let me in where?
596
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,329
What the-what the Hell
is this place?
597
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,664
Hello and welcome!
598
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,581
We're glad you
made it, brother!
599
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,916
Who the hell are you?
600
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,751
We're just about
to do a play
601
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,087
about how much stealing
hurts you deep inside.
602
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,463
Come join us!
Let's go!
603
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:38,756
You're here forever!
604
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,716
No!
605
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,509
Noooooooooooo!
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