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(foreboding music)
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(foreboding music continues)
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(distant bird squawking)
(foreboding music continues)
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(water rushing)
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(water gushing)
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(water flowing)
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(device beeping)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(water rushing)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(device alarm
sounding continues)
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(unsettling foreboding music)
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(water rushing continues)
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(device alarm sounding)
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(device beeping)
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(unsettling foreboding
music continues)
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(device beeping continues)
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(blow landing)
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(man yelling)
(ominous music)
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(water splashing)
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(water splashing)
(ominous music continues)
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(foreboding music)
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(man panting)
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(man panting continues)
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(man yelping)
(menacing music)
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(man gasping)
(man panting)
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(menacing music intensifying)
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(static hissing)
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(bits of music
cutting in and out)
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(groovy wistful music)
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♪ We've been alone for awhile ♪
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♪ Me and my heart, we're tired ♪
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♪ As long as you're
away from us ♪
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♪ We're just living
in the past ♪
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♪ As long as you're
away from us ♪
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♪ I'm captive in my heart ♪
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♪ And there's a good chance ♪
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♪ We won't survive ♪
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♪ What have we done to us ♪
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♪ What made the curtains fall ♪
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♪ Now I can only say,
the show must go on ♪
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(groovy wistful music continues)
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♪ As long as you're
away from us ♪
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♪ I'm captive in my heart ♪
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♪ And there's a good chance ♪
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♪ We won't survive ♪
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♪ We've been alone for awhile ♪
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♪ Me and my heart, we're tired ♪
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♪ Now I can only say,
the show must go on ♪
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(groovy wistful music continues)
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♪ As long as you're
away from us ♪
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♪ I'm captive in my heart ♪
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♪ And there's a good chance ♪
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♪ We won't survive ♪
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♪ We've been alone for awhile ♪
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♪ Me and my heart, we're tired ♪
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♪ Now I can only say,
the show must go on ♪
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(birds chirping)
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(foreboding minimal music)
(birds chirping continues)
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(foreboding music continues)
(birds chirping continues)
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(grass crunching)
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- Another lay?
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(lover speaking softly)
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(foreboding music intensifying)
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(man yelling)
(couple shrieking)
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(man yelling in
foreign language)
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(woman laughing)
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(man yelling in
foreign language)
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(mellow cheerful music)
(birds chirping)
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(woman laughing)
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- Did you get everything?
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- Got it.
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(vehicle doors shutting)
(vehicle rumbling)
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(traffic rumbling)
(horns honking)
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(napkin rustling)
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(man grunting)
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(blows landing)
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(minimal mischievous music)
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- Welcome back to the
infamous Sex Games Challenge,
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motherfucking nerds,
geeks, and dorks.
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I'm your host with
the most, Vic Fears.
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And today we have a very
special episode for you.
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We're going, we're
gonna be going live
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directly to Italy
with Rachel and Ryan,
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who are there on vacation.
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They prepared a little
vacation video for us to see,
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but spoiler alert.
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You know, you can put away
the Vaseline tissues for now.
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It's not what you
think, motherfuckers.
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Anyway, you may
know Rachel and Ryan
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from previous challenges,
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such as your mother knows, any
dog goes, and marathon blows.
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But this time, they'll
take their sex game
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to that next fucking level
that very few ever get to.
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But ah, can't spoiler
any shit right now.
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So stay tuned, and we'll
be going live very soon.
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For those viewers who are
tuning in for the first time,
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or who suffer severe memory
loss from severe masturbation,
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I recommend that you watch
the previous episodes
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to realize just to what
extent these couples go to,
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to degrade themselves
in front of you
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for the cash prize.
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Cash rules everything around
me, cream get the money.
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Dollar, dollar
motherfucking bills, yo.
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So the point is,
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you fucking
self-deprecating nerds
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who haven't seen pussy
since pussy saw them,
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stay tuned, buy massive
loads of fucking
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Johnson & Johnson Baby
Oil, and have fun.
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Click on your donations.
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'Cause without your
fucking donations,
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these people would
probably die of starvation.
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'Cause all they do
is fuck all day long.
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No one works.
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No one goes to fucking
school for a better future.
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These fucking sexual
addicts need you,
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chronic masturbators,
to survive.
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Your donations are fundamental
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to the Ultimate Sex Challenge.
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Now, you may have seen them
jerk-off their classmates,
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unbeknownst to their teacher,
with the hidden cameras.
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You might've seen them
flashing in public elevators.
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No sexual act is too low.
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So how low will they go?
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We will show you very soon.
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We have a short
video to show you
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from the last leg of Ryan and
Rachel's Euro trip fuck-fest,
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coming from Italy now.
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But spoiler alert, it's
not what you think.
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So you might wanna
wait on getting the
Vaseline and tissues,
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you fucking
sexually-depraved animals.
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(lively cheerful music)
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(lively cheerful
music continues)
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(lively cheerful
music continues)
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- [Ryan] So what do you want?
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I, I never know what to order.
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Vegetarian?
- Nah.
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- Nah.
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You think I need
better to eat a salad?
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I'm, I'm sorry.
- You think I need a salad?
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- Never said that.
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Uh.
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- [Rachel] Pizza.
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- Pizza.
- Again pizza?
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- [Ryan] Really don't know.
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- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
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(server speaking
foreign language)
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(Ryan speaking foreign language)
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(server speaking
foreign language)
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- Ah, same.
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(Ryan and server speaking
foreign language)
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- Today we celebrate.
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- And what are we
celebrating for?
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- Our success in
the last challenge.
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You were fantastic yesterday.
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- Oh, honey, I love you.
- I love you more.
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- Honey, listen to this.
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For the lovers of the
extreme, a new challenge.
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If you'll brave this, you'll
win the price of 10 grands.
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- Ooh.
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- The challenge is record
yourself in an act of love
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inside of a royal palace.
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- Mm-hm.
- The video must be
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uploaded two days from now.
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Good luck and may
the best couple wins.
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- Well, we already won.
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We're in Italy.
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There are more
historic monuments here
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than in the rest of the world.
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And how hard can it be
to find a royal one?
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- Perfect.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Find it, the nearest one is
half an hour away from here.
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- They better prepare
the money bags.
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We already won.
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(lively upbeat music)
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(server speaking
foreign language)
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- [Ryan] Grazie.
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(lively upbeat music continues)
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(lively upbeat music continues)
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(lively upbeat music continues)
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(lively upbeat music continues)
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Seriously!
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Another closed one, seriously?
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- Forget the prize.
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What we do now?
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- Don't worry, we'll
find another way, okay?
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- Yeah, how?
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- Don't know, check the
rules, see is there's
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some kind of caveat
we can exploit.
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- No, no, no.
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Okay, um, if you're unable
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to shoot the video 'cause of
closed or crowded location,
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the only way to
complete the challenge
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is to go from riches to rags.
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You have to find an
isolated location
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with a creepy past full
of unsolved mysteries.
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The prize for the
alternative solution
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is of six grands instead of 10.
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- That's fair.
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Well, we are in
Italy, aren't we?
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We'll find a place, the
outskirts of the towns
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are full of strange
and creepy places.
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Well, let me check.
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Yeah.
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Well, ah.
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Black magic triangle.
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Boring.
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Satanists, I'd rather not.
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Devil's Bridge.
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I'd rather not mess with him.
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Forsaken Villas.
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This may be the one.
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Abandoned location in the Alps
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located near the old
nuclear power plants.
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The radiation levels are safe.
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But in the '70s and
'80s, there have been
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many lost people, and a lot
of work-related injuries.
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Sounds good.
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- It sounds dangerous.
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- Oh, come on, I'm sure
it's because of the boss
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who was kind of Scrooge
who didn't want to pay
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for security checks.
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Or some mobster who wanted
some sweetness to disappear.
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Come on, we'll be fine.
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- If you say so.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
- Come on,
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let's hop in the car.
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(vehicle rumbling)
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(foreboding minimal music)
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(vehicle rumbling continues)
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(bird chirping)
(vehicle approaching)
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(foreboding music continues)
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You know you always hear that
these little mountain towns
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are full of strange,
creepy, interesting people.
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I only see old geezers.
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Only old people.
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- Yeah.
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Oh look, we get
to the cable car.
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- Finally.
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Again, and then once
again in the parking lot.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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(vehicle rumbling)
(birds chirping)
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Mm, finally.
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- It's strange weather.
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Was sunny before.
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Just a few minutes ago.
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Now it's cloudy.
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- We're in the mountains.
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One minute might be sunny,
the next might be cloudy.
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The next, might be raining.
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Rain the next.
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- Ew.
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(door shutting)
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- Okay.
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Let's go.
- Yep.
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(foreboding music)
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Hello?
264
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,884
Excuse me, sir, could you give
us some informations, please?
265
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,526
I'll take it as a yes.
266
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:43,664
We are trying to go to
the abandoned village.
267
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:47,869
Can you tell us if, is this the
right cable car to go there?
268
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,370
- Why?
269
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,407
- 'Cause it will be so
kind of you to tell us.
270
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,043
- Why you want to go there?
271
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:58,546
No one goes there.
272
00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:02,750
Especially two city
losers like you.
273
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,086
- Excuse me.
274
00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:06,220
We want to go there
275
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,122
because we want to go there.
276
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:10,625
And I think it's none
of your business.
277
00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,327
- You're right.
278
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,929
It's not my business.
279
00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:17,765
But you should listen to me.
280
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:20,534
No one goes there.
281
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,571
It's been decades now.
282
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,874
In the '70s,
283
00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:31,045
this whole area was
nuclear power plants.
284
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,516
But then greed.
285
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:39,020
Greed changes everything.
286
00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:44,625
Sooner or later,
287
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:47,128
hits you in the back.
288
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,201
There were a few accidents.
289
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,706
But for the community,
it was okay.
290
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,175
Few questions.
291
00:24:01,242 --> 00:24:03,644
A lot of work, a lot of money.
292
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:11,152
Then people start dying.
293
00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:15,690
It was the water.
294
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:17,358
(foreboding music)
295
00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:18,559
Was the air.
296
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:25,366
All, the whole area
297
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,867
was quarantined.
298
00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:29,737
People could not escape.
299
00:24:31,238 --> 00:24:32,506
People start dying.
300
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,142
They were hunting each other.
301
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,747
People were dying.
302
00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:41,716
Children were
303
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,653
with disease.
304
00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:51,759
The death was all
around the mountains.
305
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,462
You should, you
should not go there.
306
00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:56,364
Don't, don't go there.
307
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,898
Don't go there.
308
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,102
Don't go there.
309
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,270
- Charming, I think
we'll be on our way.
310
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,705
You've being very kind.
311
00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,741
Have a lovely day.
- Wait, wait, wait!
312
00:25:13,447 --> 00:25:14,615
Take this.
313
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:16,083
It's for the radiation.
314
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:22,890
If you hear it, run.
315
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:30,031
- Riveting, have a lovely
day, thank you kindly.
316
00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:43,044
- Beware the hunters!
317
00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:45,046
Hunters.
318
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:49,016
Yes.
319
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,017
Yes.
320
00:25:56,991 --> 00:25:59,794
- Let me tell you, this
freaking thing doesn't work.
321
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:01,595
- Oh, don't worry,
we'll just look around.
322
00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,264
We'll find something.
323
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:05,032
Can't be this far off.
324
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,302
- Well, we can always go back.
325
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:10,871
What can go wrong (chuckles)?
326
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:16,844
- [Ryan] We're pretty
high, aren't we?
327
00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,514
- Yeah, we are.
- Just imagine
328
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,981
how it'd be too fall!
329
00:26:21,048 --> 00:26:23,552
(Rachel screaming)
(Ryan laughing)
330
00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,752
- Idiot.
331
00:26:29,223 --> 00:26:32,093
(birds chirping)
332
00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:51,212
- Well, now we walk.
333
00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:52,646
- What?
334
00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:55,983
Um, I'm not dressed up
for hiking in the woods,
335
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,586
you know?
- If you prefer,
336
00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,987
we can just go back and
screw the challenge.
337
00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:02,256
- No.
338
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,262
- Are you sure this
is the right way?
339
00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:09,730
- I think so.
340
00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:12,099
Before this freaking
thing stop working,
341
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:15,369
it says the place should be
one miles away from here.
342
00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:18,339
- Fine, one place
is good as any other
343
00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:21,342
to just land a tent
and do something.
344
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:25,813
(mellow cheerful music)
345
00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:55,176
(mellow cheerful
music continues)
346
00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:08,322
Hey!
347
00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:10,257
(voice echoing)
348
00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:11,125
- Woo!
349
00:28:11,192 --> 00:28:12,760
(voice echoing)
350
00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:14,461
- Hey oh!
351
00:28:14,529 --> 00:28:17,331
(voice echoing)
352
00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:21,902
(grass rustling)
353
00:28:28,643 --> 00:28:33,047
(mellow cheerful
music continues)
354
00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:47,428
This is a nice one.
355
00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:48,495
- Um, yeah.
356
00:28:50,431 --> 00:28:53,000
- So how about we
plant the tent here
357
00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:56,203
and start practicing
for our challenge.
358
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:58,839
(both giggling)
359
00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:00,040
- Sounds nice.
360
00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:08,650
- Welcome back to the
Sex Game Challenge,
361
00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:11,653
you motherfucking degenerate
sickos and sickettes.
362
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,656
I'm your host with the most,
Vic motherfucking Fierce.
363
00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:18,859
Last time we tuned in, it
was getting kind of hot
364
00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:21,395
in here because our
horny fucking couple,
365
00:29:21,462 --> 00:29:24,331
Rachel and Ryan, were
trying to break in
366
00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:27,501
to the royal palace of
Turin for the grand prize
367
00:29:27,569 --> 00:29:31,071
of 10 motherfucking
thousand dollars, U.S.
368
00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:33,642
If you're lucky, I might
take off something else,
369
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:34,643
you know what I'm saying?
370
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,377
Nah, just joking.
371
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:40,548
Anyway, since that didn't go
down, some guard caught them.
372
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,083
Since that didn't go down,
373
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:46,086
since some fucking
bastard guard caught them,
374
00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:50,457
they decided to go for the
second grand prize of six K.
375
00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:52,493
Which is, remember, huh?
376
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,129
To fuck in a haunted town.
377
00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,964
Now, I personally believe
378
00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,733
in those motherfucking
ghouls and ghosts.
379
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,367
I don't know about you guys.
380
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:03,003
But the idea of them
watching as they get it on
381
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,805
kind of makes me, ah, eh.
382
00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,340
You know what I'm saying?
383
00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,909
Anyway, let's go.
384
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:14,081
Oh, we, we ah, we see
that Rachel finally
found some signal.
385
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,983
So let's go live to them
386
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:19,820
and get a little update
on their fucking progress.
387
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:22,691
(birds chirping)
388
00:30:22,757 --> 00:30:25,560
(stone tapping)
389
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:29,363
- Hello, guys, what's up?
390
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:33,901
So apparently we arrived
in this lost woods
391
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:38,172
for the challenge,
and we couldn't take
392
00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,974
the challenge at the royal
palace because it was closed.
393
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:45,580
So tomorrow, we'll
do the challenge
394
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:48,449
in an abandoned village.
395
00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,051
Ah.
396
00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:56,390
There, my big man
is planting the tent
397
00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,793
for us tonight.
398
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,028
Hello, how's it going?
399
00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,896
(stone tapping)
400
00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:05,466
- Fuck.
- Oh, poor thing.
401
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:06,467
Oh no.
402
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:11,138
- Fuck.
- Poor, my little thing, no.
403
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,709
- Told ya, I would've met.
404
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:18,513
(birds chirping continues)
405
00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:21,882
See, told ya.
406
00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:24,786
- Guys, look, this is my man.
407
00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:27,555
Mm-hm, he planted the tent.
408
00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:28,556
So good.
409
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:32,326
- Bye.
- See you tomorrow.
410
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,666
(birds chirping continues)
411
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:41,935
(foreboding music)
412
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:03,658
(crickets warbling)
413
00:32:09,731 --> 00:32:13,133
(creature skittering)
414
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:19,072
(device beeping faintly)
415
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,181
Ryan.
416
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,753
Ryan.
417
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:32,921
(Ryan groaning)
418
00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,121
Wake up.
419
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,392
- What?
420
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:43,297
(Rachel speaking softly)
421
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,740
(Ryan groaning)
422
00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:55,610
(tent rustling)
423
00:32:57,144 --> 00:33:00,347
(zipper unzipping)
424
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:06,521
(device beeping)
425
00:33:06,588 --> 00:33:10,390
(foreboding music)
(creature skittering)
426
00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:11,726
- [Rachel] Hun.
427
00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:14,328
- Wait here.
428
00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,764
- Don't go.
- Don't worry, it's fine.
429
00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:18,365
Okay, it's fine.
430
00:33:19,233 --> 00:33:22,302
(device beeping)
431
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:27,709
(critters warbling)
432
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:29,777
Hello?
433
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,146
Is anyone there?
434
00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:36,416
(foreboding music)
435
00:33:38,586 --> 00:33:41,455
(device beeping)
436
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:48,730
Is anyone there!
437
00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:56,671
So we can have a
laugh together, right?
438
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:07,114
(device beeping)
(foreboding music continues)
439
00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:09,751
(Rachel crying)
440
00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:19,894
(menacing music)
441
00:34:19,961 --> 00:34:23,565
(device beeping quicker)
442
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:28,636
(Rachel screaming)
443
00:34:30,872 --> 00:34:32,607
(device beeping)
444
00:34:32,674 --> 00:34:33,608
Hey.
445
00:34:35,743 --> 00:34:37,045
It's me.
446
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,880
Come here, come here.
447
00:34:38,947 --> 00:34:40,014
(Rachel sobbing)
448
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,783
Hey, it's fine, it's fine.
449
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,351
It's all right, it's all right.
450
00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:46,821
(device beeping)
451
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:49,356
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
452
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:53,360
- Where were you?
- Just outside.
453
00:34:54,062 --> 00:34:55,195
(Rachel crying)
454
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,631
I was just here,
I was just here.
455
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,602
- [Rachel] I was so scared.
456
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,235
- I'm here, okay?
457
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:03,437
I'm here.
458
00:35:04,706 --> 00:35:05,640
It's fine.
459
00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:08,810
Everything's fine.
460
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:16,316
(birds chirping)
461
00:35:23,357 --> 00:35:28,630
(tent rustling)
(zipper unzipping)
462
00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:35,536
(foreboding music)
463
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,306
Rachel, come here.
464
00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:45,580
- Yeah?
465
00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:46,648
What is this?
466
00:35:48,181 --> 00:35:50,317
Don't, don't touch it!
467
00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:56,323
Maybe it is the
thing we saw tonight.
468
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:58,693
(birds chirping continues)
469
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,095
I'm still shivering.
470
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:03,765
- Probably is just
some, some child
471
00:36:03,831 --> 00:36:05,967
who thinks he's
funnier than he is.
472
00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:10,738
- The weirdo, it's the
guy at the cable car.
473
00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:13,407
He shouted something, but.
474
00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,442
- There you have it.
475
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:17,512
Must be him, or his son.
476
00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:19,514
They woke up in the night
and thought it would've been
477
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:22,182
so funny to pull a prank on us.
478
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,619
- What a fucking sense of humor.
479
00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:25,620
- Indeed.
480
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,059
- Honey, let's
finish this challenge
481
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:33,293
and go away from here ASAP.
482
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,494
- Indeed again.
483
00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:36,931
Let's go.
484
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:39,232
(branches rattling)
485
00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,467
- [Rachel] Ah.
486
00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:42,369
- [Ryan] Hey, you okay?
487
00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,573
- [Rachel] Yeah.
488
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,945
(foreboding music)
(birds chirping)
489
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:54,381
Fuck off the idea of
dressing up like this.
490
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,383
'Cause we are going
to Hollywood party.
491
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,819
- You're right.
492
00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,855
But we have to do this
for the followers.
493
00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,590
- Screw the followers.
494
00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:06,326
If I have bristles under my
feet, you'll carry me, okay?
495
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,629
- Love, we have to keep going.
496
00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,631
We barely have enough
money on our account to pay
497
00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:12,567
for the gasoline
to go back home.
498
00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,503
Also, I can already hear
the river, so we are close.
499
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,971
We find the right place.
500
00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:20,007
We shoot our video,
we win the challenge.
501
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,009
We win the six grands.
502
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:23,845
And we go back home.
503
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,847
Happy and rich, right?
504
00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,451
- Yeah, you're right.
505
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:33,353
- Let's go.
506
00:37:36,624 --> 00:37:41,896
(mellow cheerful music)
(birds chirping)
507
00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:03,651
(mellow cheerful
music continues)
508
00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:26,774
(mellow cheerful
music continues)
509
00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:35,049
(traffic rumbling)
(horns honking)
510
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,711
- Welcome back to the ultimate
sexual online experience,
511
00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:07,048
you chronic fucking
degenerate masturbators.
512
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:11,118
Last time we tuned in
to Rachel and Ryan,
513
00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:15,790
they had very poor signal,
and they were looking for
514
00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:21,095
an abandoned house in the
ghost cannibal town of Schultze
515
00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:26,433
to perform their final
sexual challenge.
516
00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:30,437
And any moment now, eh,
517
00:39:30,504 --> 00:39:32,740
any moment now,
they'll be sending us
518
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:34,876
their final sex challenge tape.
519
00:39:34,942 --> 00:39:40,413
So get the baby oil-Vaseline
tissues and donations ready,
520
00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:44,819
because without your sweet
little contributions,
521
00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,419
we wouldn't be here right now.
522
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:49,389
So thank you and
fuck you very much.
523
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:55,096
(wind gusting)
(birds chirping)
524
00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:59,867
(bird squawking)
525
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:06,140
(minimal foreboding music)
526
00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:10,011
(Ryan sighing)
527
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,579
- There you have it.
528
00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:12,980
Abandoned village.
529
00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:19,452
- Uh-huh.
530
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:24,859
(minimal foreboding
music continues)
531
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,729
(insects warbling)
(bird chirping)
532
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:32,566
- But it is perfect
for, for the challenge.
533
00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:35,603
I didn't exactly get
what happened here.
534
00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:38,940
Just know that at once
a point, everyone left.
535
00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,409
Intriguing, isn't it?
536
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:42,610
- Uh.
537
00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,612
Yeah?
538
00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:46,948
It's kind of scary.
539
00:40:47,014 --> 00:40:51,819
Well, let's find small place
where to do the challenge.
540
00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:54,922
- Let's go.
541
00:40:56,357 --> 00:41:01,162
(insects warbling continues)
(foreboding music continues)
542
00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:25,419
(bird chirping)
543
00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:29,757
(foreboding music intensifying)
544
00:41:35,196 --> 00:41:37,798
- [Rachel] This
one seems perfect.
545
00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:41,936
(foreboding music continues)
546
00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:06,660
(foreboding music continues)
547
00:42:13,768 --> 00:42:16,771
(wood creaking)
548
00:42:29,784 --> 00:42:33,654
(wood creaking continues)
549
00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:35,656
Ryan.
550
00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,595
- Hello there.
551
00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:47,735
(wood creaking continues)
552
00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:54,075
(wistful pensive music)
553
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,804
(wistful pensive
music continues)
554
00:43:42,423 --> 00:43:46,093
(wood creaking continues)
555
00:44:03,811 --> 00:44:08,215
(wistful pensive
music continues)
556
00:44:13,354 --> 00:44:15,389
(insects warbling)
557
00:44:15,456 --> 00:44:18,659
(unsettling music)
558
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,569
(foliage rustling)
(Rachel yelping)
559
00:44:27,636 --> 00:44:30,237
You son of a-
- What was that?
560
00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:34,875
- Hey!
561
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:36,877
Hey.
562
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,015
Hey!
563
00:44:42,316 --> 00:44:45,953
Where the fuck you
think you're going?
564
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,388
These fucking creeps.
565
00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:48,523
Hey!
566
00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:51,091
(unsettling music continues)
567
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,595
Come back here, you asshole!
568
00:44:53,662 --> 00:44:54,795
Hey!
569
00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,431
Asshole, where are you?
570
00:44:58,265 --> 00:44:59,668
Fuck sake this.
571
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:05,005
(water rushing)
(foliage rustling)
572
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:06,941
Fucking asshole.
573
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,414
Hey, where are you?
574
00:45:20,254 --> 00:45:25,726
(foreboding music)
(water rushing continues)
575
00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:37,137
(menacing music)
576
00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:38,138
Fuck.
577
00:45:44,979 --> 00:45:47,781
(insects warbling)
(menacing music continues)
578
00:45:47,848 --> 00:45:50,851
(Ryan grunting)
579
00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,053
- Ryan-
- Rachel.
580
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,922
- Where were you?
- We have to go.
581
00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:56,423
- But don't ever leave me alone.
582
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:58,792
- No, no, no, we have to go now.
583
00:45:58,859 --> 00:45:59,960
- What happened?
- I chased the thing
584
00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:01,529
down to the river.
585
00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:03,097
There was blood everywhere.
586
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,165
- Blood?
- We, I think someone
587
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:08,670
died there, we have to go now.
588
00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:09,571
Okay?
589
00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:10,505
Gimme this.
590
00:46:10,572 --> 00:46:13,407
Go, go, go, go.
591
00:46:14,108 --> 00:46:16,076
Look here, let's go.
592
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:22,216
(foreboding music)
(insects warbling)
593
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:33,093
(bird chirping)
594
00:46:35,863 --> 00:46:39,933
(foreboding music continues)
595
00:46:56,618 --> 00:46:58,185
Where's the tent?
596
00:46:58,252 --> 00:47:00,120
Where's the fucking tent?
597
00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,324
- No.
- Fuck.
598
00:47:04,626 --> 00:47:05,893
- No.
599
00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:07,494
- Must have been the thing.
600
00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:11,398
- [Rachel] Honey, I'm exhausted.
601
00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:15,169
- [Ryan] What are we going
to do now without our stuff?
602
00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:23,010
(birds chirping)
603
00:47:23,077 --> 00:47:26,213
(sticks breaking)
604
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,316
- Ryan, I heard the noise.
605
00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:32,252
- Who was it?
606
00:47:32,319 --> 00:47:35,889
- I, I, I don't know,
but we have to go.
607
00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:37,257
- Come on.
- Can't stay here.
608
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,293
- The cable car
ain't far, come on.
609
00:47:41,128 --> 00:47:44,331
(foreboding music)
610
00:48:00,815 --> 00:48:02,916
(foreboding music continues)
611
00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:05,185
No, no, no, no, no, no.
612
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,189
Fuck.
613
00:48:15,896 --> 00:48:17,030
Fuck!
614
00:48:23,805 --> 00:48:27,675
(foreboding music continues)
615
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:29,443
Fuck!
616
00:48:33,815 --> 00:48:35,583
- There's no signal.
617
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,852
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
618
00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:42,557
We can, we can start walking
down the mountain, okay?
619
00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:45,560
We find a house or a
farm, or who knows what.
620
00:48:45,627 --> 00:48:47,327
And we'll ask for a phone.
621
00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:49,463
All right, okay?
622
00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:50,464
It's fine.
623
00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,067
It's fine, okay, okay.
624
00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,502
- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
625
00:48:55,570 --> 00:49:00,642
(traffic rumbling)
(horns honking)
626
00:49:26,935 --> 00:49:29,537
- I don't know what happened.
627
00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:33,508
We are suffering some
technical difficulties
628
00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:38,513
it seems, because we
were told that the video
629
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:44,017
would be arriving shortly,
and, ah, it has not arrived.
630
00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:47,589
Now, whether it's
the poor signal
631
00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:51,992
they have in the ghost
town of Schultze, Italy,
632
00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:56,497
or God knows what happened,
633
00:49:56,564 --> 00:49:59,032
we don't know.
634
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:02,069
I see from the comments below
635
00:50:02,135 --> 00:50:04,438
that there's great anticipation.
636
00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:06,273
I see from the comments below.
637
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,444
Unfortunately, uh,
I, I am very sad.
638
00:50:10,512 --> 00:50:13,548
I'm very, I'm, I
am more than sad.
639
00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:16,718
I am aggressively
fucking pissed off!
640
00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:19,754
That this fucking video
hasn't arrived yet.
641
00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,690
Our viewers are there
with their cocks in hand
642
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:24,792
just waiting for
the fucking thing
643
00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:27,094
to be uploaded any second now.
644
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,463
The anticipation is
not only killing me,
645
00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:31,766
but it's making me
extremely fucking horny.
646
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,333
I'm gonna go and
ask my assistant
647
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,269
to fucking jerk me
off in the moment
648
00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:37,237
because I can't take
this shit no more.
649
00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,072
I don't know what to say.
650
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:41,308
These things are not
supposed to happen.
651
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,277
It's not professional of them.
652
00:50:43,343 --> 00:50:47,515
But hey, maybe they got
caught in a shit storm.
653
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:50,585
Maybe, ah, they couldn't
find the proper house.
654
00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,987
Were fucking on the street,
some neighbors saw them,
655
00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:55,990
and shot them with a
fucking salt air rifle.
656
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:57,759
We don't know.
657
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:01,328
We don't know, the moment
we know, you have my word,
658
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:04,032
you have Vic Fierce's
fucking word.
659
00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:06,034
I just have one
word, like my balls,
660
00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,702
I don't break them
for fucking nobody.
661
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:11,204
You got me, one word, that,
my word, which is worth
662
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:14,776
its fucking weight
in fucking cock.
663
00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:15,910
(hands slapping)
664
00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:19,446
So, as we greatly anticipate
665
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:24,619
the arrival of Rachel and
Ryan's final sex challenge tape,
666
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,589
I have to address some
of the comments below.
667
00:51:27,655 --> 00:51:31,693
Especially this one
comment from Sugar_Cube69.
668
00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:36,798
Complaining that the
show is not professional.
669
00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:42,670
Sugar_Cube69, you
fucking degenerate
cock-sucking low life,
670
00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:47,508
no-sex-having piece
of fucking shit.
671
00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:49,644
We see that you
contributed only 10 euros
672
00:51:49,711 --> 00:51:52,046
in the past month, and
you've been masturbating
673
00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:55,550
to our fucking
show for 12 months.
674
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,952
That's not even fucking
one Euro a month.
675
00:51:58,019 --> 00:51:58,953
That's nothing.
676
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,054
You're fucking nothing.
677
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,756
Your mom is nothing.
678
00:52:01,823 --> 00:52:04,157
Your father is nothing,
you're fucking disgusting.
679
00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:07,595
You're a degenerate
fucking cock-in-hand,
680
00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:10,865
never-saw-pussy-since-pussy-saw-you
degenerate,
681
00:52:10,932 --> 00:52:14,368
fucking cock-sucking,
monkey-licking,
682
00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:19,707
ball-snatching cockroach
up the ass fucking shit.
683
00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:22,844
I don't even have the fucking
words to describe you.
684
00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:27,048
I've been giving you the best
fucking underground content
685
00:52:27,115 --> 00:52:28,181
on the web.
686
00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:29,684
You cock-sucking piece of shit
687
00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:31,151
I've ever fucking seen.
688
00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:33,353
And this is the fucking
thanks that you show me?
689
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:34,789
Because of a technical delay,
690
00:52:34,856 --> 00:52:37,224
which has nothing
to do with the show.
691
00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,159
Are you serious?
692
00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,928
Actually, you know what?
693
00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:43,531
Sugar_Cube69, you've
been officially blocked.
694
00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:44,899
Actually probably
didn't even see
695
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:46,466
the last of my fucking sentence!
696
00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:48,168
'Cause I already
blocked you midway
697
00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:49,570
through the fucking sentence.
698
00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:52,205
Fuck you and the
hole you came from.
699
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:01,849
So.
700
00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:06,219
I'm interested in knowing
701
00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:08,488
your own personal
sexual experiences.
702
00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,792
Where's the craziest
place you ever fucked?
703
00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:12,860
And with who and why?
704
00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,195
Is there a why?
705
00:53:15,262 --> 00:53:17,197
Or are we just animals?
706
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:21,301
Drugged by a deep desire,
707
00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:24,371
instinct-based desire,
to just procreate?
708
00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:26,541
And society made shit
complicated for us.
709
00:53:26,607 --> 00:53:28,876
You can't fuck here,
you can't fuck there.
710
00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,078
You need permission.
711
00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,411
The fuck outta here.
712
00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:43,825
So that's all for tonight's
masturbation session
713
00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:48,261
on the world-famous
Sex Games Challenge.
714
00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:50,263
My name, as you well know,
715
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,700
the host with the
most, the Vic Fears.
716
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:56,303
And everyone out there,
suck my fucking dick.
717
00:53:57,138 --> 00:54:00,007
(birds chirping)
718
00:54:08,883 --> 00:54:10,518
- Honey.
- Uh?
719
00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,252
- [Rachel] I'm exhausted.
720
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,792
- Come on, we just
have to find a phone.
721
00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,259
Remember the challenge,
722
00:54:21,028 --> 00:54:22,897
- Screw the challenge!
723
00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:24,932
I just want to go home.
724
00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,266
And take a shower.
725
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,938
And, and, and sleep
in a comfy bed
726
00:54:31,005 --> 00:54:33,107
in a four-star hotel room.
727
00:54:33,174 --> 00:54:34,776
(birds chirping continues)
728
00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:37,044
- And how are we supposed
to pay for the stars,
729
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,746
and the room, and the bed
730
00:54:38,813 --> 00:54:40,882
without the money
of the challenge?
731
00:54:42,216 --> 00:54:47,522
- Just find a way to take
back my butt to town.
732
00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,892
And I'll find a way
to earn some money.
733
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,527
In a way or another.
734
00:54:57,297 --> 00:55:01,002
(birds chirping continues)
735
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:12,113
- There, you see?
736
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,313
A house already.
737
00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:15,983
Nothing to worry about.
738
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:24,424
(foreboding music)
(birds chirping continues)
739
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:45,713
(foreboding music continues)
740
00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:06,067
(foreboding music continues)
741
00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:28,656
(foreboding music continues)
742
00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:38,633
- Wait, what if the
creature sleeps here?
743
00:56:39,533 --> 00:56:40,801
- We have to
744
00:56:41,636 --> 00:56:44,138
get in, find a phone, get out.
745
00:56:45,940 --> 00:56:46,874
Okay?
746
00:56:51,012 --> 00:56:56,449
(birds chirping continues)
(foreboding music continues)
747
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:03,858
(metal squeaking)
748
00:57:21,474 --> 00:57:23,110
(metal squeaking)
749
00:57:23,177 --> 00:57:24,512
Let's be quiet.
750
00:57:25,313 --> 00:57:27,081
There might be someone here.
751
00:57:33,654 --> 00:57:36,590
- What kind of a place is this?
752
00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:43,731
(Rachel groaning)
(foreboding music continues)
753
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,000
The smell is atrocious.
754
00:57:52,206 --> 00:57:55,009
(draw rattling)
755
00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:06,554
(foreboding music continues)
756
00:58:06,620 --> 00:58:09,690
(menacing music)
757
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,136
- [Ryan] Found something?
758
00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:25,172
- [Rachel] Just dust.
759
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:30,211
(wood creaking)
760
00:58:33,481 --> 00:58:36,283
(knob rattling)
761
00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:41,489
It's locked.
762
00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:43,557
- [Ryan] Let me try.
763
00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:47,628
(knob rattling)
764
00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:52,967
(door opening)
(Ryan grunting)
765
00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:55,536
- [Rachel] Oh god.
766
00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:05,446
- What the fuck happened here?
767
00:59:05,514 --> 00:59:08,716
(foreboding music)
768
00:59:13,921 --> 00:59:16,724
(door shutting)
(Rachel yelping)
769
00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:19,827
- Let's, I don't wanna be here.
770
00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:22,563
Please, let's go.
- You're right.
771
00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:24,765
Let's get out of here.
772
00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:30,371
first we need to find a phone.
773
00:59:30,438 --> 00:59:32,339
- Fuck the fucking phone.
774
00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:33,641
(something banging)
775
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:34,742
- Fuck, he's back.
776
00:59:34,809 --> 00:59:37,645
(footstep reverberating)
777
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:40,448
(foreboding music continues)
778
00:59:40,515 --> 00:59:42,149
- [Rachel] What do we do?
779
00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:43,884
What do we do now?
780
00:59:46,253 --> 00:59:47,488
(knob rattling)
781
00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:48,689
- Fuck.
782
00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:51,659
Over here.
783
00:59:56,097 --> 01:00:01,368
(foreboding music)
(door shutting)
784
01:00:11,879 --> 01:00:15,149
(something banging)
785
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:23,958
(bucket scraping)
786
01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:38,305
(foreboding music continues)
787
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,350
(metal rattling)
788
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:55,923
(Rachel whimpering)
789
01:00:55,990 --> 01:01:01,262
(bottles rattling)
(foreboding music continues)
790
01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:14,675
(ominous music)
(Rachel yelping)
791
01:01:14,742 --> 01:01:17,945
(foreboding music)
792
01:01:25,819 --> 01:01:29,890
(foreboding music continues)
793
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:36,030
(creature growling)
(Rachel screaming)
794
01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:53,881
Rachel.
795
01:01:55,783 --> 01:01:56,917
Rachel.
796
01:01:57,952 --> 01:02:00,888
(wood banging)
797
01:02:09,163 --> 01:02:11,065
(wood banging)
(Ryan grunting)
798
01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,200
Rachel, are you okay?
799
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:18,673
I don't (indistinct) again.
800
01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:20,307
I can't free myself either.
801
01:02:20,374 --> 01:02:22,611
The rope is too tight.
802
01:02:22,677 --> 01:02:26,213
(footsteps approaching)
803
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:34,255
(wood creaking)
804
01:02:41,730 --> 01:02:45,399
(footsteps reverberating)
805
01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:01,482
(menacing music)
806
01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:21,201
(metal scraping)
807
01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:46,594
(menacing music continues)
808
01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:19,460
(menacing music continues)
809
01:04:29,671 --> 01:04:33,006
(door creaking open)
810
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:37,044
(door shutting)
811
01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:39,179
Rachel, are you okay?
812
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:45,119
- Hurry, let's get free
and run away from here.
813
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,387
Now.
- There are drawers
814
01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:47,888
under the table.
815
01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:50,825
Try and look, if you can find
a knife or, or something.
816
01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:53,561
(tense music)
817
01:04:54,428 --> 01:04:57,164
(wood sliding)
818
01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:05,439
(metal reverberating)
819
01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:06,440
Good.
820
01:05:11,846 --> 01:05:12,980
Rachel.
821
01:05:21,589 --> 01:05:23,190
Please cut loose.
822
01:05:24,859 --> 01:05:27,662
(Ryan grunting)
823
01:05:33,434 --> 01:05:34,869
The door.
824
01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:35,870
Yes.
825
01:05:35,936 --> 01:05:39,006
(metal rattling)
826
01:05:39,707 --> 01:05:40,508
Of course.
827
01:05:40,575 --> 01:05:43,444
(metal jangling)
828
01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:48,382
- Found this.
829
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,653
- [Ryan] Let's go.
830
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:52,520
(door rattling)
831
01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:54,556
(wood banging)
832
01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:57,424
(ominous music)
833
01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:01,462
(Ryan grunting)
834
01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:07,535
(ominous aggressive music)
835
01:06:24,218 --> 01:06:29,022
(ominous aggressive
music continues)
836
01:06:43,605 --> 01:06:48,408
(ominous aggressive
music continues)
837
01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:11,265
(ominous aggressive
music continues)
838
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:29,383
(foreboding tense music)
839
01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:49,436
(ominous aggressive music)
840
01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:09,757
(ominous aggressive
music continues)
841
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,202
- No, I can't leave you behind!
842
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:23,871
(tense music)
843
01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:27,842
- If you, if you want to
leave, you, you have to go.
844
01:08:27,909 --> 01:08:29,911
That thing's an hunter.
845
01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:31,779
And I'm loosing too much blood.
846
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,081
He'll track us down.
847
01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:35,282
I'm, I'm wounded prey.
848
01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:36,918
- No.
849
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:38,118
No no no.
850
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,421
- Hey hey, stay, stay here.
851
01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:43,658
Okay, okay, I have an idea.
852
01:08:43,725 --> 01:08:44,892
Okay, okay.
853
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:47,695
- [Ryan] What is it?
854
01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:48,896
- Trust me.
855
01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:49,897
Okay?
856
01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:00,842
(Ryan panting)
857
01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:03,778
(birds chirping)
858
01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:08,516
(Ryan grunting)
859
01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:16,456
(foreboding music)
860
01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:17,457
- Hey.
861
01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:20,895
Hey, you asshole.
862
01:09:24,932 --> 01:09:25,867
I'm here.
863
01:09:30,738 --> 01:09:32,073
(Ryan coughing)
864
01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:35,043
(Ryan laughing)
865
01:09:35,109 --> 01:09:40,347
(sinister music)
(Ryan gasping)
866
01:09:49,557 --> 01:09:51,491
- Hey!
867
01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:52,694
You!
868
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,295
Say hello to my little friend.
869
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:56,296
(Rachel grunting)
(rock smacking)
870
01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:59,433
(unsettling music)
871
01:10:08,876 --> 01:10:10,178
(Rachel panting)
872
01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,679
Ryan!
873
01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:13,147
Hey, hey.
874
01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:15,415
Please, hey, we did it.
875
01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:17,952
Please, please.
876
01:10:18,019 --> 01:10:18,953
Ryan.
877
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:20,287
(somber ethereal music)
878
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,989
Ryan.
879
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:23,524
Don't leave me please.
880
01:10:23,591 --> 01:10:25,960
Please don't leave me.
881
01:10:26,027 --> 01:10:27,662
Please, look at me.
882
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:30,198
(somber ethereal
music continues)
883
01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:33,467
(Rachel screaming)
884
01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:53,253
(somber ethereal
music continues)
885
01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:14,842
(somber ethereal
music continues)
886
01:11:29,524 --> 01:11:33,928
(somber ethereal
music continues)
887
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,844
(water flowing)
888
01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:59,520
(somber ethereal
music continues)
889
01:12:20,308 --> 01:12:24,712
(somber ethereal
music continues)
890
01:12:39,227 --> 01:12:43,130
(somber ethereal
music continues)
891
01:12:43,197 --> 01:12:46,399
(insects warbling)
892
01:12:51,973 --> 01:12:54,842
(sinister music)
893
01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:59,580
(crickets warbling)
894
01:13:03,017 --> 01:13:06,020
(foreboding music)
895
01:13:12,026 --> 01:13:14,962
(grass crunching)
896
01:13:27,508 --> 01:13:31,178
(foreboding music continues)
897
01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:34,782
(footsteps approaching)
898
01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:53,834
(Rachel whimpering)
899
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:03,844
(ominous music)
900
01:14:22,930 --> 01:14:26,801
(ominous music continues)
901
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:35,209
(man snarling)
902
01:14:35,276 --> 01:14:39,080
(minimal mischievous music)
903
01:14:40,614 --> 01:14:44,218
- Welcome back to
the motherfucking
Sex Games Challenge.
904
01:14:44,285 --> 01:14:47,755
I'm your host with the most,
Vic motherfucking Fears.
905
01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:51,726
And unfortunately, as
Shakespeares once said,
906
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:53,527
shit does happen.
907
01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,731
And when it happens, uh, you
gotta make the most with it.
908
01:14:56,797 --> 01:14:59,400
And on with the next one.
909
01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:00,801
Show must go on.
910
01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:04,071
So Ryan and Rachel,
last we heard from them,
911
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:07,975
they were headed to the
cannibalistic ghost town
912
01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:11,379
of Schultze, Italy
for their, uh,
913
01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:13,681
second grand prize of 6,000.
914
01:15:13,748 --> 01:15:16,884
But something must
have happened.
915
01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:18,686
The video never came through.
916
01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:20,154
We hope they came,
because if you don't cum,
917
01:15:20,221 --> 01:15:21,756
what's the point of
fucking life, right?
918
01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,657
You sexual sickos (chuckles).
919
01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:27,528
Point being the show must go on.
920
01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:29,997
So we're looking
for new participants
921
01:15:30,064 --> 01:15:33,334
here on the very
famous casting couch,
922
01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:34,568
if you know what I mean.
923
01:15:34,635 --> 01:15:37,071
For the Sex Games Challenge.
924
01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:39,874
Some of the new
challenges include
925
01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:44,645
Golden Shower During Golden
Hour, for our film enthusiasts.
926
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:47,481
You know, the golden
hour is either
927
01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:50,684
at sunset or dawn, where
the light is just perfect
928
01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,720
to get peed on.
929
01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:56,190
Having said this,
oh, we have the, uh,
930
01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,293
the fan favorite request.
931
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,896
We must have a lot of
Fight Club enthusiasts
932
01:16:01,962 --> 01:16:04,031
amongst our fellow masturbators.
933
01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:07,935
The masturbating in the,
in the mashed potatoes,
934
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:11,338
the mashed potato
masturbation session
935
01:16:11,405 --> 01:16:13,274
in a three-star restaurant.
936
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,909
Or more, you fucking whore.
937
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,344
Because the point
is, it's too easy
938
01:16:17,411 --> 01:16:18,979
to masturbate in the local diner
939
01:16:19,046 --> 01:16:20,581
where they probably know you.
940
01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:21,715
At midnight.
941
01:16:21,782 --> 01:16:23,984
You wanna go in the jam-packed,
942
01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:28,022
in the center of town,
restaurant, good Yelp reviews,
943
01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:31,926
and find a way of getting to
the kitchen, and masturbate.
944
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:35,329
That's not as easy
as it may sound.
945
01:16:35,396 --> 01:16:38,833
I know because I tried it a
few times in my earlier days.
946
01:16:39,534 --> 01:16:40,968
So.
947
01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,137
Do you have what it takes?
948
01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:47,608
Do you have what it
takes to be a winner
949
01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,043
with your wiener?
950
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:53,481
Here on the Sex Games Challenge?
951
01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:54,949
'Cause if you do,
952
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,452
send us your cock pics,
your pussy fucking pics,
953
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,921
at the email address below,
954
01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:04,825
and get ready to
blow for the show.
955
01:17:07,228 --> 01:17:10,297
(mischievous music)
956
01:17:28,048 --> 01:17:32,186
(mischievous music continues)
957
01:17:50,471 --> 01:17:54,375
(mischievous music continues)
958
01:18:07,788 --> 01:18:11,926
(mischievous music continues)
959
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:23,237
- [Woman] Oh yeah.
960
01:18:23,304 --> 01:18:24,506
- [Man] Oh god, yes.
961
01:18:24,573 --> 01:18:26,807
(man moaning)
962
01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:30,077
(audio distorting)
963
01:18:33,548 --> 01:18:36,750
(discordant music)
964
01:18:41,690 --> 01:18:44,892
(unsettling music)
965
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:08,482
(unsettling music continues)
966
01:19:24,699 --> 01:19:28,769
(unsettling music continues)
967
01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:53,360
(unsettling music continues)
968
01:20:18,152 --> 01:20:22,222
(unsettling music continues)
969
01:20:36,671 --> 01:20:40,508
(unsettling music continues)65701
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