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I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I WOULD
KILL TO BE AN INTERN AT DKNY.
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AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.
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OR FIGURATIVELY.
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WHICHEVER ONE MEANS THAT
I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL SOMEONE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'LL FITIN WELL IN THE NEW YORKFASHION INDUSTRY.
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IF YOU GET THIS POSITION,DON'T EXPECT A LOT OF SLEEP.
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OUR INTERNS ARE THE FIRST ONESIN AND THE LAST ONES OUT.
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SOUNDS LIKE ME
AT A NORDSTROM SHOE SALE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT I AM A VERY HARD WORKER,
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I'M DETAIL-ORIENTED,
AND I'M ALWAYS PREPARED.
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BUT MOST OF ALL,
I'M VERY GOOD AT THINKING...
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...ON MY FEET.
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HEY.
YOU'RE HOME EARLY.
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WELL, I'M THE BOSS.
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I SNUCK OUT
WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING.
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HOW ARE YOU,
SWEETIE?
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HI.
GOOD.
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SO, IT LOOKS LIKE
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MY DAUGHTER PROMOTED YOU
TO LAUNDRYWOMAN.
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HEY,
DON'T FORGET TO PUT
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YOUR DELICATES
IN A LINGERIE BAG.
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THERE IS
NOTHING UNMANLY
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ABOUT ME DOING
MY FAMILY'S LAUNDRY, OKAY?
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OOH!
HOT ZIPPER! HOT ZIPPER!
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YOU GUYS!
I KILLED IT!
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WHAT, THE SNAKE
IN THE BASEMENT?
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THERE'S A SNAKE
IN THE BASEMENT?
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AH, DON'T WORRY.
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TODD'S MORE AFRAID OF US
THAN WE ARE OF HIM.
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HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW
HOW BIG HE IS.
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NOT A SNAKE, NO.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE SKYPE INTERVIEW
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WITH THE LADY FROM DKNY.
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I GOT THE JOB.
Mike: OH.
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GIRL SCREAM!
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OH, HONEY!
[ CHUCKLES ]
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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MOM HUG!
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NO, MOM,
WHEN YOU SAY IT,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN
ACROSS THE ROOM AND THEN DO IT.
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DAD HUG!
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[ VANESSA SCOFFS ]
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WELL, I'M PROUD OF YOU.
GOOD GOING.
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SO, UH, SPENDING THE SUMMER
IN NEW YORK.
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YEP. 10 WEEKS.
IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING!
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OH, HONEY,
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
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BUT JUST REMEMBER,
KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR PURSE
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AND YOUR DRINKS
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AND YOUR ABILITY
TO CARE ABOUT OTHERS.
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THE FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI
MADE NEW YORK
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ONE OF THE SAFEST CITIES
IN AMERICA.
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NEW YORK COPS --
BEST IN THE WORLD.
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YEAH, JUST TRY TO AVOID
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BEING AN UNARMED BLACK MAN
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
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THAT'S CLEVER.
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YOU SHOULD PUT THAT
ON A T-SHIRT
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AND MARCH BRAVELY
AROUND WHOLE FOODS.
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HEY, HOW MUCH
ARE THEY GONNA PAY YOU?
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OH, YEAH, IT'S UNPAID.
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BUT THEY FOUND ME
A REALLY CHEAP APARTMENT,
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AND I'LL BE LIVING OFF
MY SAVINGS.
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AND IN RETURN,
I GET TO SAY I WORKED AT DKNY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
DO THAT HERE FOR FREE.
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AREN'T ALL INTERNSHIPS
UNPAID?
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NO, WE PAY OUR INTERNS
AT OUTDOOR MAN.
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WE'VE BEEN PAYING KYLE AS
AN INTERN, WHAT, FIVE YEARS?
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AND I APPRECIATE
THE OPPORTUNITY, SIR.
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DAD, THERE HAVE BEEN HUNDREDS
OF APPLICANTS.
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I CAN'T PASS THIS UP.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU
THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
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YEAH, I'VE BEEN PICTURING THIS
SINCE I WAS 12.
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I'LL HAVE A MEAN BOSS
AND A BACKSTABBING CO-WORKER,
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BUT A NICE, OLDER GAY MAN
WILL HELP ME TRIUMPH
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AND BECOME THE BEST VERSION
OF MYSELF.
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LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT
A CLOTHING BUSINESS
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THAT MAKES MONEY
IN THE BASEMENT.
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DO YOU WANT
TO GIVE THAT ALL UP
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JUST TO MAKE COFFEE
AND GO GET PEOPLE SANDWICHES?
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OOF.
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THAT IS AN AWFUL LOT
TO LEARN IN 10 WEEKS.
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OH, SHE'LL BE GETTING AN
EDUCATION IN CAPITALISM, MIKE.
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YOU KNOW, HOW PEOPLE
AT THE BOTTOM WORK FOR NOTHING
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SO THE FAT CATS
CAN GET EVEN FATTER.
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[ SCOFFS ] NICE TRY, RYAN.
NOBODY IN FASHION IS FAT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
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YEP, IT'S THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED
TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS.
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NOW WITHOUT
THE "TRICKLE."
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YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT ECONOMICS
FOR A WASHERWOMAN.
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OH, THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT.
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MANDY'S GONNA GET EXPERIENCE
AND MAKE SOME VALUABLE CONTACTS.
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IT'S CALLED
"PAYING YOUR DUES."
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LIKE YOU DO EVERY MONTH
TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY, COMRADE.
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BUT ONLY RICH AND MIDDLE-CLASS
KIDS GET THESE OPPORTUNITIES
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BECAUSE POOR KIDS CAN'T AFFORD
TO DO A FASHION INTERNSHIP.
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IT'S TOO BAD
BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY KNOW
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A THING OR TWO
ABOUT LAYERING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HE THINKS
THIS IS A BAD IDEA,
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WHICH MEANS
IT'S PROBABLY A GREAT IDEA.
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YAY!
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MY BABY'S GOING TO NEW YORK
TO BE IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY!
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OH,
MOM HUG WITH...TEARS.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
IT'S OKAY.
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OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
AWW, MOMMY!
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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AND THIS IS WHERE
WE WILL PUT THE BRICK OVEN.
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IT'S AN AWFULLY LARGE SPACE
FOR ONE OVEN.
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UNLESS WE'RE GONNA COOK
HANSEL AND GRETEL.
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HANSEL AND GRETEL?
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET
SOME GUIDELINES
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FOR HOW EXOTIC THE MEAT IS
WE'RE COOKING IN THERE.
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NO, IT -- IT HAS TO BE
BIG, OKAY?
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THE ANIMALS WE'RE GONNA COOK
ARE BIG ENOUGH
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TO EAT THE ANIMALS
ON REGULAR MENUS.
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IS THERE ANY WAY WE COULD PUT IN
A -- LIKE, A CHARCOAL PIT?
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'CAUSE IN THE PHILIPPINES,
THEY WRAP PIGS IN BANANA LEAVES.
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Ed: HUH? HMM.
ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING.
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THAT'S WHY I CARRY BANANA LEAVES
AND A MACHETE IN MY TRUCK,
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JUST IN CASE I RUN ACROSS
A STRAY PIG.
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IF HE'S GONNA GET
A CHARCOAL PIT,
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THEN I WANT A MOROCCAN MUD OVEN,
WHICH MEANS WE'LL NEED MUD,
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WHICH GIVES US
A PLACE TO KEEP THE PIGS.
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MIKEY, IT'S ALL
COMING TOGETHER!
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YES!
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AH, I GET IT.
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YOU GUYS HAVE
TRAVELED THE WORLD
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AND EATEN EVERYTHING
IN YOUR PATH, OKAY?
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BUT THIS IS DENVER
WHERE WE HAVE HEALTH CODES.
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SO, WE ARE NOT
COOKING IN DIRT.
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ALL RIGHT, YEAH, BUT MIKE COULD
SURE ENTERTAIN THE CUSTOMERS
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WITH A LIVE PIG
AND HIS MACHETE.
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IT'D BE LIKE OUR VERSION
OF BENIHANA.
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GOOD MORNING, SIRS.
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DAUGHTER OF SIR.
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YEAH.
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WHERE'S THAT DOPEY GRIN YOU
ALWAYS WALK AROUND WITH, HUH?
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THIS MUST BE BAD NEWS.
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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I WANT TO TAKE
SOME TIME OFF,
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WHICH MEANS YOU WON'T BE
SEEING ME ALL SUMMER.
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STILL WAITING
FOR THE BAD NEWS.
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I WANT TO GO WITH MANDY
TO NEW YORK.
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AND THERE IT IS.
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IT'S FOR 10 WEEKS.
10 WEEKS?
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YEAH, BUT IT WON'T SEEM
THAT LONG
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BECAUSE OF
THOSE NEW YORK MINUTES.
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SO THAT'S 70 NIGHTS ALONE
WITH MIKE'S DAUGHTER
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IN THE CITY
THAT NEVER SLEEPS?
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WONDER IF THAT OVEN'S
BIG ENOUGH FOR KYLE.
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WELL, IT'S OKAY WITH ME
IF IT'S OKAY WITH MIKE.
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IT'S NOT OKAY
WITH MIKE!
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DAD, NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN
IN NEW YORK
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THAT ISN'T ALREADY HAPPENING
HERE IN DENVER.
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SPOKEN LIKE
A TEENAGE MOM.
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MR. B., MANDY MEANS
THE WORLD TO ME,
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AND I NEED TO KNOW
THAT SHE'S SAFE.
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SHE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
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IF YOU WON'T GIVE ME
THE TIME OFF,
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THEN I'LL HAVE TO QUIT.
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AND I KNOW THAT MEANS
THAT IF I EVER COME BACK,
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I'LL HAVE TO START
AT THE BOTTOM.
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YOU ALREADY ARE
AT THE BOTTOM.
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WELL, THEN I SHOULD PICK UP
THE JOB QUICK.
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[ GASPS ] OH, WOW.
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OH, HELLO, MISS VANESSA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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BLANCA,
I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU.
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THIS HOUSE IS A MESS.
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OH, YEAH.
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IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TIME
YOU HAD THAT CRAZY PARTY
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WITH ALL THOSE DRUNKEN WOMEN.
[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT WAS...MY BOOK CLUB.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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UH...DISCUSSIONS GET
A LITTLE SPIRITED.
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YEAH, I REMEMBER CLEANING BLOOD
OUT OF THE TABLECLOTH.
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GOSH, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY
WITH THESE EDUCATION CLASSES,
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I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO GET TO THE HOUSEWORK.
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IF ONLY I HAD GIVEN BIRTH
TO PEOPLE WHO COULD HELP ME.
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EMBRACE THE MESS, MOM.
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SURROUNDING OURSELVES
WITH GERMS
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WILL STRENGTHEN
OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS.
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UH, BLANCA, YOU THINK YOU CAN
GET TO THE KITCHEN TODAY?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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I'M SEWING DOWNSTAIRS
FOR MISS MANDY.
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I'M JUST ON MY BREAK.
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WOW, MANDY IS REALLY
MONOPOLIZING
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A LOT OF YOUR TIME
LATELY.
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OH, BUT I DON'T MIND
BECAUSE SHE PAYS ME A LOT...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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AS OPPOSED
TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE.
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OH, BOY. BOOK CLUB?
NO.
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NO, WE CAN'T MEET AGAIN UNTIL
ANDREA'S STITCHES HEAL, SO...
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HEY, THERE'S
OUR FUTURE NEW YORKER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
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I WENT TO
THAT TRAVEL STORE TODAY,
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AND I GOT YOU A SUBWAY MAP
AND A GUIDEBOOK.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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AND I GOT YOU A TENNIS BALL
FOR HAND EXERCISE.
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YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
MIDDLE FINGER'S IN GOOD SHAPE.
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THAT'S, UM --
THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU GUYS,
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BUT I-I WON'T BE GOING
TO NEW YORK.
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UM, OUR GRADES
CAME OUT TODAY,
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AND I DIDN'T MAINTAIN
MY 3.2 AVERAGE, SO...
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BUT, HEY, HEY, WAIT.
WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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YOU -- YOU LOST
THE INTERNSHIP?
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HOW DO YOU GET BAD GRADES
IN A FASHION PROGRAM?
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DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY
SEW SOMETHING
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A NORMAL WOMAN
COULD WEAR?
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LISTEN, YOU'VE BEEN DOING
REAL WELL ON YOUR GRADES.
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HOW DID YOU DROP THE BALL
ON THIS ONE?
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CAN WE SEE
YOUR REPORT CARD?
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REPORT CARD? REALLY?
WE DON'T GET THOSE, DAD.
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THIS ISN'T GRADE SCHOOL.
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WELL, IT IS U.C. DENVER.
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I'M PRETTY SURE THEY HAVE
A TEETER-TOTTER.
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I GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.
WHAT IF EVERY CUSTOMER'S TABLE
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IS SHAPED LIKE THE COUNTRY
THEIR MEAT COMES FROM?
218
00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,916
SO...THEY'D ONLY BE ALLOWED
TO EAT CERTAIN THINGS
219
00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,284
BASED ON THEIR TABLE,
220
00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,487
OR WOULD WE CUT THE TABLE
TO A CERTAIN SHAPE
221
00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,988
AFTER THEY ORDER?
222
00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,791
I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE MOCKING ME.
223
00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,693
MORNING, EVERYONE.
224
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MORNING.
HOW YOU DOING?
HEY, DAD.
225
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,362
LISTEN, ED,
DO WE KNOW ANYBODY
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00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,964
IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY?
227
00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,866
I WANT TO GET MY DAUGHTER
AN INTERNSHIP.
228
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,767
WELL, KRISTIN'S GOT
A RESTAURANT TO OPEN.
229
00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,269
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME
FOR THAT.
230
00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,771
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KRISTIN.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MANDY.
231
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,874
SHE LOST THAT INTERNSHIP
'CAUSE OF HER G.P.A.
232
00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,543
WAS IT TOO HIGH FOR HER TO WORK
IN FASHION?
233
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,880
HEY, I'VE GOT A BUDDY
IN FORT WAYNE
234
00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,548
WHO MANUFACTURES
THESE HATS.
235
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,216
THAT'S NOT
CUTTING-EDGE FASHION.
236
00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,185
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE THAT
ON THE RUNWAY
237
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,021
UNLESS YOU'RE BRINGING IN PLANES
DURING A SNOWSTORM IN DULUTH.
238
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,658
MANDY COULD DO WORSE THAN
STUDYING THE CLASSICS, YOU KNOW?
239
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,660
SHE'S GOT HER HEART SET
ON GOING TO NEW YORK CITY.
240
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,363
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE FORT WAYNE.
THERE'S A LOT TO DO THERE.
241
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,798
YEAH,
LIKE DRIVE TO CHICAGO.
242
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,700
I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE MOCKING ME.
243
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:03,475
BLANCA, THANK GOD
YOU WERE ABLE TO FIND TIME
244
00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,844
TO COME BACK
AND HELP US CLEAN THE HOUSE.
245
00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,580
OH, I APPRECIATE THE RAISE,
MISS VANESSA. [ CHUCKLES ]
246
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,650
NOW THE BALL IS BACK
IN MISS MANDY'S COURT.
247
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,318
OH, B-- OOH!
248
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,753
WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD
IN HERE?
249
00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,988
WELL, BLANCA AND I
ARE MAKING A BRISKET.
250
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,224
SO, HALF GUATEMALAN
AND HALF WHATEVER YOU ARE.
251
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,059
[ LAUGHS ]
252
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,661
IT'S GOT MOLE SAUCE.
YUM.
253
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,362
YEAH, YOU'LL LIKE IT, HONEY.
THERE'S CHOCOLATE IN IT.
254
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,032
BUT I'M STILL
GETTING DESSERT.
OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.
255
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,935
MANDY,
LISTEN TO THIS, HONEY.
256
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:33,071
I GOT YOU ANOTHER SUMMER
INTERNSHIP IN NEW YORK CITY.
257
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,940
IT'S FROM OUR HIGH-END
SKI-APPAREL PEOPLE.
258
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,942
OH, YEAH, THEIR STUFF
IS REALLY FASHIONABLE.
YEAH.
259
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,077
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I EVEN LOOK GREAT WHEN I FALL.
260
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,414
[ CHUCKLES ] USUALLY OFF A STOOL
IN THE SKI LODGE.
261
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,382
WOW. YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
262
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,784
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
263
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,086
IT'S ALL SET UP,
AND GRADES ARE NOT A FACTOR.
264
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,554
YEAH. THAT'S COOL.
265
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,356
I MEAN, I-I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
266
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,691
MM-HMM.
267
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,759
I DON'T HAVE TO INTERN
IN THE FASHION BUSINESS.
268
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,895
I'M ALREADY
IN THE FASHION BUSINESS.
269
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,531
BUT, HONEY, YOU WERE SO EXCITED
ABOUT GOING TO NEW YORK,
270
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,700
AND -- AND -- AND I BOUGHT YOU
THAT SUBWAY MAP.
271
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,401
WHY SHOULD I LET
THE ANNA WINTOURS OF THE WORLD
272
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,303
THROW COATS AT ME?
273
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,105
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE
THROWING COATS AT THEM.
274
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,574
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO THESE
PEOPLE REALLY HAVE TO TEACH ME?
275
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,276
A LOT.
I'VE SEEN YOU THROW.
276
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,979
I NEVER SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO LEARN.
277
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,648
YEAH, HONEY, YOU ALWAYS BENEFIT
BEING EXPOSED TO PEOPLE
278
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,450
WHO ARE SUCCESSFUL
IN YOUR INDUSTRY.
279
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,418
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN NEW YORK WANT
TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES TO YOU,
280
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:23,688
ESPECIALLY
ON THE "J" TRAIN.
281
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:24,321
HONEY, YOUR DAD HAS WORKED
REALLY HARD...
RIGHT.
282
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,491
...TO SET UP THIS INTERNSHIP
FOR YOU.
283
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,826
I KNOW.
YOU SAID YOU WANT TO
DO THIS, NOW YOU SAY
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
284
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:28,793
I'M CONFUSED.
285
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,895
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID.
286
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,430
I DO.
287
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,499
BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING US
TO BET ON OURSELVES,
288
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,068
AND THAT'S
WHAT I'M DOING HERE, OKAY?
289
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,504
COME ON, BLANCA.
WE GOT ROMPERS TO SEW.
290
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,707
AH, IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE
WE HAVE SOME NEGOTIATING TO DO.
291
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,313
WHY WOULD MANDY SUDDENLY
NOT WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK, HUH?
292
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,515
I HOPE SHE WASN'T FREAKED OUT
BY THAT SUBWAY MAP I GOT HER.
293
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,283
I MEAN, IT WAS A LOT OF LETTERS
AND NUMBERS AND JUST...
294
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,019
NO.
295
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,654
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED,
AND THAT'S NOT IT.
296
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,491
WELL, IT'S NOT BECAUSE
SHE'D MISS DENVER...OR US.
297
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,493
MAYBE -- MAYBE IT'S KYLE.
298
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,028
THAT'S IT.
299
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,195
SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE
AWAY FROM KYLE.
300
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,363
NO, YOU'RE WRONG
ABOUT THAT.
301
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,531
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
302
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,033
BECAUSE I READ PEOPLE.
I LISTEN.
303
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,703
AND I LISTENED TO KYLE
304
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,606
WHEN HE SAID HE'S GOING
TO NEW YORK WITH HER.
305
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,542
YOU KNOW, A NICE MAN
WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT.
306
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,010
WELL, YOU DIDN'T MARRY
A NICE MAN.
307
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,213
BUT IT DOES HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH KYLE,
308
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,481
SO YOU'RE NOT
COMPLETELY WRONG.
309
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,550
AH. FLATTERER.
310
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:29,320
SHE WANTS TO GO,
HE DECIDES TO GO WITH HER,
311
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,522
AND SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO GO.
312
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,823
COME ON.
313
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,958
YEAH, WELL,
IT DOES MAKE SENSE.
314
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,226
IT -- IT DOES.
315
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,028
I MEAN, SHE WANTS TO GO
TO NEW YORK
316
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,997
TO HOBNOB
WITH FANCY FASHION PEOPLE,
317
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,000
AND I JUST CAN'T PICTURE KYLE
WITH THAT CROWD.
318
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,002
SO, SHE'S PUTTING ASIDE
HER CAREER FOR HIM?
319
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,970
THAT'S WRONG.
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO HER.
320
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,139
GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GREAT
AT TELLING PEOPLE THEY'RE WRONG.
321
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:52,177
YOU KNOW, IF I WAS A NICE MAN,
I WOULDN'T ENJOY IT SO MUCH.
322
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,586
I MIGHT NOT EVER MAKE IT
TO NEW YORK,
323
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,589
BUT AT LEAST
I'M THE BOSS HERE.
324
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,992
DO YOU MIND IF I THROW A COAT
AT YOU?
325
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,663
LITTLE GIRL, IF YOU DO,
I'LL JUST PUT IT ON AND LEAVE.
326
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,566
HEY, GUYS, UH, BLANCA,
327
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,067
COULD I SPEAK
WITH MANDY ALONE, PLEASE?
328
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,537
OH, UP THE STAIRS,
DOWN THE STAIRS!
329
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,372
THIS PLACE
IS LIKE "DOWNTON ABBEY"
330
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,874
WITHOUT
THE FUNNY ACCENTS.
331
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,243
FEEL FREE
TO CALL ME MILORD.
332
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,049
LISTEN, HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN DOING
REALLY GOOD IN SCHOOL LATELY.
333
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,884
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THE DROP IN GRADES?
334
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,519
I KNEW
I WAS PLAYING WITH FIRE
335
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,387
WHEN I RAISED
YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
336
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,022
I CALLED U.C. DENVER.
337
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,457
OH, CRAP.
338
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,126
THEN YOU FOUND OUT
I MADE THE DEAN'S LIST.
339
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,862
WHAT?
WHAT?
340
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,563
DEAN'S LIST?
341
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,865
WAIT,
YOU DIDN'T CALL THEM?
342
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,367
NO. JUST BLUFFING.
DEAN'S LIST? REALLY?
343
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,735
THE REAL DEAN'S LIST,
344
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,238
NOT JUST A LIST
A GUY NAMED DEAN MADE UP?
345
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,540
HA HA.
DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED.
346
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,608
I WORK REALLY HARD.
347
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,042
WELL, THAT
BEGS THE QUESTION --
348
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,077
WHY ARE YOU BAILING
ON GOING TO NEW YORK?
349
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,445
BECAUSE...
350
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,380
INTERNSHIPS
ARE EXPLOITATIVE,
351
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,749
AND THOSE NEW YORK MINUTES
ARE SO SHORT,
352
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,452
AND I DON'T LIKE
THE RED CLAM CHOWDER.
353
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,753
I DON'T BUY ANY OF THIS.
354
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,288
THIS HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH KYLE.
355
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,323
BUT I DO AGREE WITH YOU.
THAT CLAM CHOWDER IS HORRIBLE.
356
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,993
IT'S LIKE WATERY KETCHUP
WITH CLAMS IN IT.
357
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,928
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
358
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,463
HEY, MRS. B.
359
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,831
HEY, KYLE.
360
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,100
HEY, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
361
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,636
OH, I FIGURED SINCE
MANDY COULDN'T GO TO NEW YORK,
362
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,905
I WOULD BRING NEW YORK
TO HER.
363
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,072
OH, CLEVER.
364
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,809
A BIG APPLE,
JUST LIKE THE NICKNAME.
365
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,377
NEW YORK
HAS A NICKNAME?
366
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,347
IT'S A PIPPIN
367
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,149
BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA SEE THE
MUSICAL "PIPPIN" IN NEW YORK.
368
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,851
OH, HONEY.
369
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,619
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING
370
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,655
YOU'RE NOT TRAVELING
THAT FAR FROM HOME.
371
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,857
UM, LISTEN, KYLE,
372
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,592
I-I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
373
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,260
UM, I JU--
374
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:53,198
UH, BLANCA, WILL YOU JUST
GIVE US A LITTLE PRIVACY?
375
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,699
AGAIN?!
376
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:58,102
YOU KNOW, I GREW UP
WITH EIGHT PEOPLE IN ONE ROOM,
377
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,671
AND THE ONLY WAY
WE EVER GOT PRIVACY
378
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,306
WAS TO STICK OUR HEAD
IN A PAPER BAG.
379
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,141
AND MY BROTHER
HAD A GIRLFRIEND,
380
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,843
SO GUESS
WHO HOGGED THE BAG.
381
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,548
KYLE, DID --
DID MANDY ASK YOU
382
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,383
TO GO TO NEW YORK
WITH HER?
383
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,152
OH, NO.
I SURPRISED HER WITH THAT.
384
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,120
BUT WE ALWAYS
WANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER.
385
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,456
OKAY, WELL, SOME PEOPLE
THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
386
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,692
FOR COUPLES
TO SPEND TIME APART.
387
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,561
WELL, YOU CAN FIND
ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET
IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH.
388
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,897
WELL, WHEN MR. BAXTER AND I
GOT MARRIED,
389
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,566
HE WAS TRAVELING THE WORLD
TAKING PICTURES
390
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,501
FOR THE OUTDOOR MAN
CATALOG.
391
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,736
YEAH, I'VE SEEN THEM.
YEAH.
392
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,037
YEAH, HE'S WRESTLING
THAT CROCODILE,
393
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,806
OR HE'S GOT HIS HEAD
IN THAT LION'S MOUTH.
394
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,208
YEAH, WELL,
SOME OF THOSE PICTURES
395
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,544
MAY HAVE BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED,
UH...
396
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,679
UH, B-BUT THE THING IS
HE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE
397
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,514
TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS
IF I WAS WITH HIM.
398
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,484
OH, MY GOD.
YEAH. YEAH.
399
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,220
AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE
BECOME THE INSPIRATIONAL
FIGURE HE IS TODAY.
400
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,688
AND WHO WOULD HAVE
HAD DRIVEN ME
401
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,557
TO ACHIEVE
ALL THE GREAT THINGS I'VE DONE?
402
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,896
YEAH, WELL,
BIG LOSS ALL AROUND, SO...
403
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,497
UH, BUT -- BUT, KYLE,
DO YOU --
404
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,032
DO YOU SEE
WHAT I'M GETTING AT?
405
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,368
NOT REALLY, BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT'S IMPORTANT
406
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,270
WHEN YOU'RE ENJOYING
A CONVERSATION.
407
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,540
YOU'RE AFRAID IF KYLE GOES
WITH YOU HE'LL EMBARRASS YOU.
408
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,776
LISTEN, I GET IT.
I WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY,
409
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,044
IN PUBLIC.
410
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,179
NO, DAD.
IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL.
411
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,081
I LOVE KYLE.
412
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,117
YOU KNOW, SOME DAY,
I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES
413
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,953
I-IF WE --
414
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,221
IF WE CAN FIND
A REALLY BEAUTIFUL SURROGATE
415
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,356
THAT DOESN'T MIND US
DESTROYING HER BODY.
416
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,925
[ CHUCKLES ]
417
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,294
ALL RIGHT.
THEN WHAT'S GOING ON?
418
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:33,064
IF I TOOK THIS INTERNSHIP
IN NEW YORK,
419
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,900
I WOULD HAVE TO BECOME...
420
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,502
VERY SELFISH.
421
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,074
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
HERE IN DENVER?
422
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,710
NO, IT WOULD REQUIRE
ALL OF MY TIME AND ENERGY,
423
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,880
YOU KNOW, SOAKING UP INFORMATION
ABOUT THE FASHION WORLD,
424
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:52,050
THE WAY
A BRICK SOAKS UP WATER.
425
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,251
RIGHT.
426
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,485
HOPEFULLY A LITTLE MORE
THAN THAT.
427
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,720
YES.
428
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,322
EVEN MORE
IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.
429
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,057
THE -- THE WAY
A HUMMINGBIRD EATS LEAVES.
430
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,124
JUST...
431
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,561
WOW.
432
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,764
DEAN'S LIST. REALLY?
433
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,067
BUT YOU'RE AFRAID
THAT IF KYLE GOES WITH YOU,
434
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,002
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO DO THESE THINGS?
435
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,937
YEAH. IT'S LIKE WHATEVER
FUN STUFF I WOULD BE DOING,
436
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,439
THERE WOULD BE
THIS LITTLE PART OF ME
437
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,840
THAT WOULD WANT TO BE
WITH HIM...
438
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,909
RIGHT.
...WALKING AROUND
OR TALKING
439
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,477
OR GOING DOWN
TO BATTERY PARK...
440
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,678
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
441
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,980
...TO RECHARGE
OUR CELLPHONES.
442
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,648
IT'S LIKE --
443
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,350
IT'S LIKE --
444
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,653
IT'S SO COOL
THAT THEY HAVE THAT.
445
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,288
SO HE'D BE
LIKE A DISTRACTION --
446
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,356
A LOVELY DISTRACTION,
447
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,024
KIND OF LIKE
A BlackBerry IS FOR ME
448
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,926
WHEN YOUR MOM'S TALKING
ABOUT HER WORK.
449
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,661
SURE.
450
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,962
LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT KYLE
TO GO WITH YOU, HONEY,
451
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,530
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TELL HIM THAT.
452
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,966
I'M AFRAID IT'S GONNA
HURT HIS FEELINGS, THOUGH.
453
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,669
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP,
454
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,871
YOU HAVE TO LEARN
TO DO ADULT THINGS,
455
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,474
WHICH MEANS SOMETIMES SAYING
THE HARD THINGS.
456
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,009
BUT...
457
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,543
WHAT IF HE BREAKS UP
WITH ME?
458
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,612
LET'S NOT GET AHEAD
OF OURSELVES.
459
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,180
IT COULD ALSO END BADLY.
460
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,651
ALL I'M SAYING IS
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
461
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,153
YOU SHOULD SET THEM FREE,
462
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,289
AND IF THEY RETURN TO YOU,
THEY'RE TRULY YOURS.
463
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,825
OR MAYBE THEY'RE COMING BACK
FOR REVENGE
464
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,395
BECAUSE IT TOOK YOU SO LONG
TO SET THEM FREE.
465
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,701
EVE, DINNER!
466
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,037
OH.
467
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,204
HEY, KYLE.
HEY.
468
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,706
HEY.
Eve: ALL RIGHT.
469
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,808
LET'S GET IT ON A PLATE
SO I CAN SHOVEL IT IN.
470
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,676
I GOT THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE.
WHAT ARE WE HAVING, ANYWAY?
471
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,512
UH, BRISKET
WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
472
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,581
TAKE THAT,
MICHELLE OBAMA.
473
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,485
UH, BLANCA, MAYBE WE SHOULD
GIVE THESE TWO SOME...
474
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,154
I KNOW THE DRILL.
475
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,857
AY, OF ALL THE DAYS
TO FORGET MY FITBIT.
476
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,260
THESE STEPS MEAN NOTHING.
477
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:46,064
UM, OKAY,
SO, ABOUT NEW YORK.
478
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:50,334
I THINK I CAN STILL GET
THAT INTERNSHIP AT DKNY.
479
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,602
THAT IS GREAT.
480
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,904
YEAH.
481
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,306
BUT I THINK
YOU SHOULD GO WITHOUT ME.
482
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,575
NO, YOU DON'T.
483
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,177
YEAH, I DO.
484
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,946
I'M WORRIED ABOUT BEING AWAY
FROM MY GRANDMA FOR THAT LONG.
485
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,715
SHE GETS INTO
A LOT OF PICKLES...
486
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,718
SO THE NURSES HAD TO PADLOCK
THE FRIDGE.
487
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,688
BUT AT LEAST
SHE STOPPED GETTING INTO JAMS.
488
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:15,526
KYLE, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT TO BE A NICE GUY,
489
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,595
BUT I OWE IT TO YOU
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, OKAY?
490
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,799
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO COME WITH ME.
491
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,968
ARE YOU BREAKING UP
WITH ME?
492
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,471
NO. I JUST DON'T WANT TO
BE WITH YOU.
493
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,740
[ SIGHS ] OH.
494
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,709
I'M NOT HEARING
THE DIFFERENCE.
495
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,546
UM, OKAY, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT
FOR THE SUMMER.
496
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,549
SO IF YOU CAME WITH ME
TO NEW YORK,
497
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,651
I WOULD
KIND OF BE DISTRACTED
498
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,754
WHEN I WOULD NEED TO BE FOCUSING
ON MY CAREER.
499
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,657
LIKE HOW YOUR MOM WOULD HAVE
DISTRACTED YOUR DAD
500
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,793
WHEN HE WAS TRAVELING
THE WORLD.
501
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,994
I UNDERSTAND.
502
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,230
SO...
503
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,798
YOU OKAY WITH THIS?
504
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,233
YEAH.
505
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,436
I JUST WANT YOU TO GET
EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE.
506
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,506
SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT YOU'RE
SO SMART AND AMBITIOUS
507
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,108
THAT YOU'LL OUTGROW ME
AND LEAVE ME BEHIND.
508
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,745
HEY,
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
509
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,281
WELL, JUST TO BE SURE,
510
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,517
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TIME APART
TO IMPROVE MYSELF.
511
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,619
YEAH?
OKAY, YEAH.
WHILE YOU'RE GONE, I'LL --
512
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,287
I'LL GO BACK TO SCHOOL
AND FINALLY FINISH MY DEGREE.
513
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,856
OH, THAT WOULD BE
SO GREAT FOR YOU!
514
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,459
YEAH,
IT'S A SIX-WEEK COMMITMENT.
515
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,761
BUT BY THE TIME
YOU GET BACK,
516
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,430
I WILL BE
A CERTIFIED TAXIDERMIST.
517
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,433
[ GASPS ] BABE! AMAZING.
YOU LOVE ANIMALS.
518
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,969
AND YOU'RE ALMOST AS GOOD
AT SEWING AS I AM.
519
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,337
YEAH.
520
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,306
AND ONCE I'M AN EXPERT
AT STUFFING THINGS,
521
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,308
I KNOW I'LL ALWAYS HAVE YOU
BY MY SIDE.
522
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,743
OH, HONEY.
523
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,648
YEP. I WANT TO
LOOK AT THAT FACE FOREVER.
524
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,058
HEY. MIKE BAXTER HERE
WITH A WORD ABOUT DATE NIGHT.
525
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,960
I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA,
526
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,797
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
MY WIFE INSISTS ON COMING ALONG.
527
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,400
HOW MUCH CLOSENESS IS HEALTHY
IN A RELATIONSHIP?
528
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,335
LET'S LOOK
AT SOME FAMOUS COUPLES.
529
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,337
UH, FRANKLIN
AND ELEANOR ROOSEVELT,
530
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,307
AMERICA'S FAVORITE
INBRED FIRST FAMILY.
531
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,741
THEY WERE COUSINS,
532
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,743
WHICH YOU'D THINK
WOULD MAKE THEM CLOSE,
533
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,146
BUT THEY ACTUALLY SPENT
VERY LITTLE TIME TOGETHER.
534
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,982
ELEANOR WAS TRAVELING THE WORLD
VISITING SOCIALIST COUNTRIES
535
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,420
WHILE FRANKLIN WAS HERE
TURNING AMERICA INTO ONE.
536
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,356
BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON
LEAD MOSTLY SEPARATE LIVES,
537
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,692
BUT THEY'RE STILL
VERY MUCH IN LOVE...
538
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,495
WITH POWER AND PANTSUITS.
539
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:35,533
WE ALL KNOW JACK KENNEDY SPENT
A LOT OF TIME AWAY IN MARYLAND.
540
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,069
THE STATE.
541
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,904
YOU KNOW, WHERE CAMP DAVID IS.
542
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,872
HE SLEPT WITH MARILYN
IN PALM SPRINGS.
543
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,841
OH, YEAH.
544
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,109
ON THE OTHER HAND,
545
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,410
THERE'S COUPLES
WHO ARE TOO CLOSE,
546
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,112
WHO NEVER GET A BREAK
FROM EACH OTHER.
547
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,947
IT NEVER WORKS OUT.
548
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:54,085
IKE AND TINA TURNER,
SONNY AND CHER,
549
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,021
DONNY AND MARIE.
550
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,023
NO, I THINK WHAT YOU WANT
IS A PROPER BALANCE.
551
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,691
YOU WANT TO SEE ENOUGH
OF EACH OTHER
552
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,860
THAT YOU COULD PICK YOUR SPOUSE
OUT OF A POLICE LINEUP
553
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:07,765
BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT YOU END UP,
YOU KNOW, IN THE POLICE LINEUP.
554
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,767
WHICH BRINGS ME BACK
TO DATE NIGHT.
555
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,703
WHERE'S THE PERFECT PLACE
TO BRING YOUR HONEY ON A DATE?
556
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,872
EVERYONE WOULD SAY,
"PARIS, EIFFEL TOWER,
557
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,973
ARC DE TRIOMPHE,"
558
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,275
BUT IT'S EXPENSIVE.
559
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,442
IT'S CRAWLING
WITH FRENCH PEOPLE.
560
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,744
UGH.
561
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,812
SO BRING HER DOWN
TO THE OUTDOOR MAN GRILL
562
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,913
OPENING NEXT MONTH.
563
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,815
NOT ONLY
DO WE WELCOME LOVEBIRDS,
564
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,318
WE SERVE THEM
IN A PORT WINE SAUCE.
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