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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:52,897 Good morning, ladies. 2 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:54,204 Hello. 3 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:56,705 Hello! 4 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:00,507 Thank you. 5 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,514 Mmm. 6 00:02:45,617 --> 00:02:47,488 Babe. 7 00:02:48,356 --> 00:02:49,854 I need a second opinion. 8 00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:51,789 Oh. Okay. 9 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:03,438 What is it? 10 00:03:03,539 --> 00:03:06,807 Um, it's a Douglas fir parfait. 11 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:09,345 Oh. 12 00:03:13,216 --> 00:03:14,345 - Darling, what time is it? - Please. 13 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:15,447 Please can you just try it? 14 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,748 Hmm. 15 00:04:01,899 --> 00:04:03,162 Okay. 16 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:05,796 So no gush or trickle or fluid 17 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,134 or unusual amount of dampness in your underwear? 18 00:04:08,235 --> 00:04:09,968 - Uh-uh. - Mucus plug? 19 00:04:13,472 --> 00:04:16,911 Who even are you? 20 00:04:17,014 --> 00:04:19,342 Erm, okay. 21 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:20,713 Fluids? 22 00:04:21,747 --> 00:04:22,812 Didn't you just ask me that question? 23 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,050 - No, to drink. Have you... - No, nothing. 24 00:04:25,153 --> 00:04:26,851 Jesus. 25 00:04:28,157 --> 00:04:29,391 Make sure you keep drinking. 26 00:04:30,622 --> 00:04:31,792 Okay. 27 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:38,101 So as and when you, erm... You have any... 28 00:04:38,203 --> 00:04:39,967 Yeah, you'll be the first to know. 29 00:04:44,769 --> 00:04:46,475 Good to go on that. 30 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,446 Just a little more. 31 00:04:52,148 --> 00:04:54,144 - Table five. - Yes, Chef. 32 00:04:56,049 --> 00:04:57,321 Sauce? 33 00:05:03,087 --> 00:05:05,089 Right, that's ready for service. 34 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:07,329 Don't look so terrified, Chef. 35 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,531 - That's fucking majestic. - Thank you, Chef. 36 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,015 Chef? 37 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,015 Do you need anything? 38 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:28,151 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 39 00:05:28,252 --> 00:05:29,617 Leave me alone. Go back to your station. 40 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:38,126 So what happens now? 41 00:05:38,227 --> 00:05:39,690 I'm going to recommend 42 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:42,096 starting with a course of chemotherapy. 43 00:05:42,197 --> 00:05:43,761 Why not just remove it? 44 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:46,561 Sorry, I mean, why... Why can't we just operate? 45 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,738 - Honestly? - Yeah. 46 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,539 It's too big. 47 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,006 The first thing we have to do is shrink it. 48 00:05:54,109 --> 00:05:55,377 Slow it down. 49 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:58,074 Once we achieve that, then we can operate. 50 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:00,742 And then... And then what? 51 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:02,511 Once you recover from surgery, 52 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:03,712 you'll need to complete 53 00:06:03,815 --> 00:06:06,588 another course of chemotherapy. 54 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:09,220 We really don't want to be leaving anything behind here. 55 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:10,493 Hmm. 56 00:06:11,558 --> 00:06:14,361 Given this is a reoccurrence, 57 00:06:14,463 --> 00:06:16,597 we need an aggressive treatment plan. 58 00:06:19,397 --> 00:06:20,569 Okay. 59 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:23,799 So... 60 00:06:23,902 --> 00:06:26,373 Just to check that I... It would go... 61 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:28,075 - A course of chemotherapy... - Mmm-hmm. 62 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:29,773 ...followed by surgery, 63 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:33,141 followed by another, hopefully final... 64 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:36,115 - course of chemotherapy? -Correct. 65 00:06:36,217 --> 00:06:37,454 Okay, great. 66 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,115 And what about work? 67 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:43,319 What about work? 68 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,558 Well, how much time off, do you think, 69 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:49,195 realistically, we should be considering? 70 00:06:49,296 --> 00:06:50,433 What do you think? 71 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,928 Well, given the physical nature of your profession, 72 00:06:54,031 --> 00:06:56,236 honestly, if you and your colleagues 73 00:06:56,338 --> 00:06:58,101 can find a workable solution, 74 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:00,807 I would advocate stepping back. 75 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,450 Maybe it's time to finally get a dog. 76 00:07:09,748 --> 00:07:11,680 I read somewhere that pets, dogs, 77 00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:13,188 are really good for children, 78 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,721 helping them to cope with, like, 79 00:07:15,927 --> 00:07:17,790 big, life stuff. 80 00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:20,760 Hmm. 81 00:07:20,863 --> 00:07:22,359 Because once they've gone through the death of a pet, 82 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,763 their ability 83 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:26,932 to handle all the other terrible shit goes up. 84 00:07:29,566 --> 00:07:30,536 So... 85 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:33,442 So you think we should procure a dog 86 00:07:33,545 --> 00:07:37,346 in order to end its life prematurely as a way of... 87 00:07:37,449 --> 00:07:40,143 I'm obviously not suggesting we kill a dog. 88 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,950 Maybe just a really old one. 89 00:07:49,457 --> 00:07:51,359 What... 90 00:07:51,462 --> 00:07:54,729 What would you say if I said to you... 91 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,131 Erm, I'm not sure... 92 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:05,773 I know how to go through all of that all over again? 93 00:08:10,774 --> 00:08:12,046 - Erm... - 'Cos let's... 94 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:13,109 Let's just say... 95 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:16,014 Let's just say it goes to plan 96 00:08:17,316 --> 00:08:18,279 and... 97 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:22,385 In whatever it is, like, six to eight months... 98 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:23,657 Mmm-hmm. 99 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:26,721 ...I receive the all-clear and it's great 100 00:08:26,822 --> 00:08:28,532 and all of a sudden, 101 00:08:29,398 --> 00:08:32,099 it feels, like, great. 102 00:08:32,202 --> 00:08:33,262 - Yeah. - Yeah. 103 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:36,836 That'd be great. Agreed, yeah. 104 00:08:38,739 --> 00:08:40,874 But what happens if it doesn't? 105 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:46,043 All of a sudden you're in this weird position 106 00:08:46,145 --> 00:08:48,716 where instead of making the most out of those... 107 00:08:49,981 --> 00:08:55,184 six, seven, eight, maybe nine months, 108 00:08:56,892 --> 00:08:58,721 you're gonna realise that all you did was go bald 109 00:08:58,822 --> 00:09:00,190 and puke your guts up. 110 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:09,666 Mmm-hmm. 111 00:09:09,768 --> 00:09:13,101 Okay. Yeah. 112 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:15,473 So you're saying that in that scenario, 113 00:09:15,575 --> 00:09:17,008 for you it would be... 114 00:09:19,112 --> 00:09:21,814 Erm, more about quality than quantity? 115 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:24,250 I'm saying I'm not particularly interested 116 00:09:24,353 --> 00:09:25,754 in a treatment plan 117 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:28,888 that accidentally wastes our time. 118 00:09:31,695 --> 00:09:33,656 I'm saying, in that particular scenario, 119 00:09:33,758 --> 00:09:35,424 I'd much rather we... 120 00:09:35,526 --> 00:09:40,031 We have six fucking amazing, fantastic, proactive months... 121 00:09:43,268 --> 00:09:47,138 Than 12 really, really shitty passive ones. 122 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,452 I'm not saying I don't want to do the treatment. 123 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,354 I'm just saying... 124 00:09:59,456 --> 00:10:02,289 I want it to be the right choice. 125 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,380 Knock, knock. 126 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,012 - Breakfast. You got time? - Yeah. 127 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,349 Kumquats or eggs? 128 00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:37,416 Mmm. 129 00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:38,520 You tell me. 130 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:40,015 Then dealer's choice it is. 131 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,190 - Nice threads, by the way. - Oh. 132 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:43,286 Thanks, Dad. 133 00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:51,093 Hello, my name is Tobias Durand. 134 00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:53,130 And I'm part of the Weetabix IT team, 135 00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:55,731 fulfilling the role of Master Data Steward. 136 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,198 Fabulous. 137 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,674 If you could just go ahead and tell me 138 00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:00,737 what you had for breakfast this morning. 139 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,405 Honeyed kumquats on toast. 140 00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,510 Followed by a bowl of Weetabix. 141 00:12:06,612 --> 00:12:07,614 Okey-dokey. 142 00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:13,554 I think the thing that I enjoy most 143 00:12:13,656 --> 00:12:14,687 about working here at Weetabix 144 00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:16,221 is the feeling of family. 145 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,825 Despite the fact that we're all of us 146 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:22,094 part of a very large, global brand, 147 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,226 there's... 148 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,434 There's still a real family feeling. 149 00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:45,111 Okay. 150 00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:48,510 Okay. 151 00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:18,882 Divorce. 152 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,206 Patient number 14. 153 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,271 They needed the bed back. 154 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,473 What's happened to my underwear? 155 00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:26,708 Oh, I literally have no idea. 156 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:30,315 This, erm... This was all you... 157 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,482 All you had on you. 158 00:15:34,091 --> 00:15:36,486 The Chocolate Orange was pronounced dead at the scene. 159 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:44,598 Er... Erm... 160 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,431 I'm Almut, by the way. 161 00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:51,601 Almut? 162 00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:55,703 Almut. 163 00:15:58,711 --> 00:15:59,708 Tobias. 164 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:08,255 So sorry, but do we know each other? 165 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,526 Oh. 166 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:13,622 Yeah... No. Erm... 167 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,065 Sorry. I... 168 00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,531 I... I ran you over. 169 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,499 Oh. 170 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,473 Patient number 17. 171 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:27,538 Sorry. 172 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,879 It's all right. 173 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,077 Hello and welcome to Red Wagon Diner. 174 00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,478 Here at Red Wagon Diner, 175 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,546 we pride ourselves on offering our customers 176 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,349 a taste of the classic '50s American diner 177 00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:42,419 here on the great British roadside. 178 00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:44,955 All our burgers are made to our special recipe 179 00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:46,992 using 100% British beef 180 00:16:47,094 --> 00:16:48,523 and our top dollar shakes are made 181 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,132 with real dairy ice cream to die for. 182 00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,333 What can I get you? 183 00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:56,468 I work for Weetabix. 184 00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,768 As in the breakfast cereal? 185 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:01,906 Mmm-hmm. 186 00:17:02,007 --> 00:17:03,976 Well, the company... 187 00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:05,774 Sorry. The company also own... 188 00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:09,415 Weetos, Alpen, Ready Brek. But, yeah. 189 00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:11,614 Wow. 190 00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:15,124 You must be really regular. 191 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,462 Ow, ow. 192 00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,534 Um, how... How about yourself? 193 00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:32,108 I'm a chef/restaurant owner. 194 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,911 Oh. 195 00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:39,114 Er, what kind of cuisine do you, er... 196 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,610 ...do? 197 00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:45,786 Er, modern European takes on classic Alpine dishes. 198 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:50,725 So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian. 199 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,128 Well, that's the plan, anyway. 200 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:54,493 Supposed to open in a few weeks. 201 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,727 How's it going? 202 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,998 Er... 203 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:02,868 Oh. 204 00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:04,770 Oh, no. 205 00:18:04,873 --> 00:18:06,102 No, it's going fine. 206 00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:07,439 It's gonna be great. 207 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,214 You should come. 208 00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:15,480 No, honestly, I feel like that's the least I could do. 209 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,484 - Oh. - And your wife too. 210 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,123 -Darling? - Yeah? 211 00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:29,191 Yeah. 212 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,128 There is something 213 00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:33,133 that your daddy and I... 214 00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:35,902 Something that mommy and me want to... 215 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,071 We want to talk to you about. 216 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:39,171 Yeah. Something a little... 217 00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:41,636 A little bit important, actually. 218 00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:44,243 - It's a bit serious, though. -Yeah. 219 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:45,307 Yeah, a bit serious 220 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,510 - and a bit grown-up. - Yeah. 221 00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:48,516 A bit serious, a bit grown-up, a bit important. 222 00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:49,680 Yeah. 223 00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:52,652 So mommy didn't realize it 224 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:53,548 but mommy's... 225 00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:55,691 mommy's actually been feeling quite ill. 226 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:56,651 Got a bit of a tummy ache, 227 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:58,619 kind of a pretty nasty tummy ache. 228 00:18:58,722 --> 00:18:59,921 And the doctors have basically said... 229 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:03,598 Hi, there! What a delicious looking ice cream sundae. 230 00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:04,459 Yummo! 231 00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,228 My name's Noel. What's your name? 232 00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:07,432 Ella, and I'm three. 233 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:08,904 So sorry, we're actually in the middle... 234 00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:09,969 How would you like to see me make 235 00:19:10,072 --> 00:19:11,973 this entire bottle disappear? 236 00:19:12,076 --> 00:19:13,374 - Yes, please. - Noel? Noel, seriously. 237 00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:15,373 - We can't do this right now. - This is not a good time. 238 00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:17,137 Will you help me say the magic words? 239 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,373 Noel! 240 00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,546 Go... Go away. Go away. 241 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,748 Sorry, it's just not the time. 242 00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:31,354 So... 243 00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:34,188 Where were we? 244 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,723 Mmm-hmm! 245 00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:40,764 That's too much tea. 246 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:42,530 Can I make you one? 247 00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,437 All right, you two. 248 00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:47,270 It's bath time and it's bedtime for both of you. 249 00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:48,439 No. 250 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,010 Am I gonna have to come and get you? 251 00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:51,839 -No. - Are you nodding? 252 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,543 - I'm gonna come and get you! -Grab Teddy. 253 00:19:53,645 --> 00:19:54,676 What are we gonna do? Do you want me to... 254 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,051 - Oh, I don't know if I can... - Oh! 255 00:19:56,152 --> 00:19:58,017 - Sorry, mommy. -No! 256 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,217 You tricked me! 257 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:02,588 We're going all the way. We're going... 258 00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:04,858 I like her best. 259 00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,324 - Yep. - Yeah. 260 00:20:06,427 --> 00:20:08,623 - And I like her best. - I know you do. 261 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,431 She has great hair, doesn't she? 262 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,866 You were really great with her this afternoon, by the way. 263 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,803 Yeah, well... 264 00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:23,173 Yeah, I'm... I'm glad we decided just to talk to her 265 00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:24,775 instead of killing a dog. 266 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,748 Yeah. 267 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:37,920 So... 268 00:20:38,895 --> 00:20:40,989 I was thinking... 269 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,828 Maybe, erm, 270 00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:48,270 we... 271 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,769 Should have some sex 272 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,344 before my treatment begins. 273 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:06,852 Now? 274 00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:08,048 Mmm-hmm. 275 00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:13,427 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 276 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,827 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 277 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,329 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 278 00:21:21,432 --> 00:21:23,767 ♪ I dare you ♪ 279 00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:31,545 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 280 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,487 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 281 00:21:43,394 --> 00:21:47,692 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 282 00:21:50,697 --> 00:21:54,703 ♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ 283 00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:58,032 ♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪ 284 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:01,073 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 285 00:22:04,947 --> 00:22:05,740 I meant to say, 286 00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:07,515 I got the weirdest message from Simon. 287 00:22:13,556 --> 00:22:16,589 You know, Simon Maxson, my old boss? 288 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,857 Well, he, erm... 289 00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:22,397 He wanted to know if I... 290 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,392 If I was interested in trying out for the Bocuse d'Or. 291 00:22:37,245 --> 00:22:38,942 As soon as all this is over, 292 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,078 we're... We're gonna make sure that you have 293 00:22:46,188 --> 00:22:48,222 the opportunity and the time 294 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,921 to take on whatever it is you want. 295 00:22:51,489 --> 00:22:52,692 But I really... 296 00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:57,197 I really think that right now we ought to just slow down 297 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,401 - and focus on get... - Relax. 298 00:23:00,332 --> 00:23:01,602 I said no. 299 00:23:02,703 --> 00:23:04,399 Just thought it was interesting, 300 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,468 that's all. 301 00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,671 Yes! 302 00:23:10,774 --> 00:23:13,307 Come on. 303 00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:16,118 That was perfect! 304 00:23:16,219 --> 00:23:17,750 That's a perfect throw. 305 00:23:19,619 --> 00:23:20,885 Thank you for joining us 306 00:23:20,987 --> 00:23:24,625 in the countdown to our New Year's Eve celebrations. 307 00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:26,558 What are you up to tonight? Are you going out... 308 00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:28,494 - Oh! - ...to watch some fireworks? 309 00:23:28,597 --> 00:23:30,297 - Staying in with the kids? -Mmm. 310 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,793 Have you got friends coming round? 311 00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:33,600 -Mmm! - Ring in and let us know 312 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,597 - what you're planning to do... -Thank you. 313 00:23:35,698 --> 00:23:37,504 Mmm! 314 00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:40,503 Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker! 315 00:23:40,604 --> 00:23:42,411 Oh! 316 00:23:42,512 --> 00:23:44,244 They're definitely getting stronger, you know. 317 00:23:44,345 --> 00:23:46,508 Mmm. 318 00:23:50,881 --> 00:23:52,515 Lasting a minimum now of 60 seconds 319 00:23:52,616 --> 00:23:53,855 every five to ten minutes. 320 00:23:56,058 --> 00:23:57,185 Great. Thank you. 321 00:23:57,962 --> 00:23:59,021 See you very soon. 322 00:24:10,735 --> 00:24:13,208 That's fine. 323 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,469 That's fine. Yeah? 324 00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:16,410 Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:24:16,511 --> 00:24:17,672 Mmm, hang on a second. Hang on. 326 00:24:17,776 --> 00:24:19,739 Ooh. Yeah, yeah, take a moment. 327 00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:21,280 Take a beat, take a beat. 328 00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:26,416 Okay. 329 00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:32,991 Ready? 330 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:34,194 Okay. 331 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:38,093 Here we go. 332 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,349 Sorry. 333 00:24:56,452 --> 00:24:58,353 Shit. I'm sorry. 334 00:24:58,454 --> 00:24:59,947 I'm fine to walk. Honestly. Honestly. 335 00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:01,350 - Fuck. I'm so sorry. - Honestly. 336 00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,588 Fucking fuckface! 337 00:25:05,692 --> 00:25:07,593 Oh, this is ridiculous! 338 00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,057 Very sorry. Sorry. 339 00:25:15,536 --> 00:25:18,603 Oh, fuck! 340 00:25:18,704 --> 00:25:21,302 I'm sorry. Okay, okay. You okay? 341 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,107 Yeah. 342 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,375 That's it. Well done. You're doing a great job. 343 00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:27,813 Yes, you are. 344 00:25:30,118 --> 00:25:31,114 Okay. 345 00:25:32,081 --> 00:25:34,619 Well, good news is, mom and Dad, 346 00:25:34,722 --> 00:25:36,423 the baby's heart rate is all good. 347 00:25:36,526 --> 00:25:38,927 mom, same goes for your BP and pulse. 348 00:25:40,296 --> 00:25:41,760 Bad news, I'm afraid, mom, 349 00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:44,491 is that you're still only two centimetres, 350 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:45,630 if that. 351 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:47,269 So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have 352 00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:49,671 to go back home again and wait. 353 00:25:53,607 --> 00:25:55,677 I'm sorry. 354 00:26:00,615 --> 00:26:02,380 You wanted to see me, Chef? 355 00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:03,982 I did, yeah. Please. 356 00:26:05,485 --> 00:26:06,552 Er, actually, would you... 357 00:26:06,654 --> 00:26:07,786 Would you mind closing the door? 358 00:26:07,887 --> 00:26:09,750 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry. 359 00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:11,219 - My fault. - Oh. 360 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:21,000 Chef, is this about the thing with the scallops? 361 00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,869 What? No, no. 362 00:26:24,437 --> 00:26:25,608 - Oh. - No. 363 00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:28,970 Tell me something, Chef. 364 00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:31,276 What... What do you know about the... 365 00:26:34,911 --> 00:26:36,312 Do you need the room? 366 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,850 'Fraid so. 367 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,553 What do you know about the Bocuse d'Or? 368 00:26:42,656 --> 00:26:45,921 Erm, I mean, it's like the... 369 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,855 The culinary Olympics. 370 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,189 There is no higher accolade. 371 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:52,760 Sorry, Chef. We are running low on celeriac. 372 00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:54,899 Strictly between us, Chef, 373 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,035 and I mean that, not a word to another soul, 374 00:26:58,271 --> 00:27:00,203 I, erm... 375 00:27:00,305 --> 00:27:03,475 I've been asked if I would like to compete this year 376 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,845 to represent the UK, and I... 377 00:27:06,812 --> 00:27:08,244 I'd like you to be my commis. 378 00:27:09,352 --> 00:27:10,348 - What? - But listen. 379 00:27:10,449 --> 00:27:11,682 Holy shit, Chef! 380 00:27:11,785 --> 00:27:13,852 We have two heats to get through. 381 00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:15,753 And you seriously really need to consider... 382 00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:17,624 - Chef, I'm in! - Time. Time, Chef. 383 00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:18,954 You really need to think about time. 384 00:27:19,057 --> 00:27:20,021 Chef, it's literally the easiest... 385 00:27:20,124 --> 00:27:21,456 If we make it to the European heat, 386 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:25,029 that is three to four days a week minimum, training wise. 387 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:27,468 Make it to the final, that is five days a week. 388 00:27:27,571 --> 00:27:30,098 - Five days, full time. - Chef, I'm in. 389 00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:33,708 - And there'll be no let-up. - I'm in. 100%. 390 00:27:40,812 --> 00:27:42,244 Let's get out of here. 391 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,758 Mmm-hmm. 392 00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:59,301 Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to wet-shave you back here. 393 00:27:59,402 --> 00:28:01,098 It's looking a little furry. 394 00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,068 Really? 395 00:28:07,506 --> 00:28:09,305 - Oh. - Lovely. 396 00:28:10,545 --> 00:28:12,946 Yeah, that's the ticket. 397 00:28:20,522 --> 00:28:22,119 I'm jealous. You realize that? 398 00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:26,489 Jay Rayner just published a rave. 399 00:28:29,395 --> 00:28:30,359 Okay. 400 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,536 - Okay. - Go on. 401 00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:37,739 - You'll be fine. - All right, thanks. Bye. 402 00:28:48,244 --> 00:28:50,311 Hi. How are you doing this evening? 403 00:28:52,885 --> 00:28:54,281 Do you have a reservation with us? 404 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:57,687 Er, yeah. Tobi... Tobias Durand. I don't... 405 00:28:57,790 --> 00:29:00,191 Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix. 406 00:29:00,858 --> 00:29:02,791 This is so great. 407 00:29:02,894 --> 00:29:04,692 How's the arm? Poor thing. 408 00:29:06,531 --> 00:29:07,829 Oh. 409 00:29:07,932 --> 00:29:09,463 - Yeah. - Well, listen. 410 00:29:09,566 --> 00:29:11,564 We're so excited to have you with us this evening. 411 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,807 We're gonna make sure you have the time of your life. 412 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:16,637 I have you down as a table for two, correct? 413 00:29:16,739 --> 00:29:18,444 Erm, no. 414 00:29:18,546 --> 00:29:19,807 Sorry, that's my fault. 415 00:29:19,910 --> 00:29:22,316 Just me in the end. 416 00:29:22,417 --> 00:29:24,318 Oh, don't apologize. 417 00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:25,553 - Follow me. - Okay. 418 00:29:30,318 --> 00:29:31,854 I'll let Chef know you're here. 419 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,005 A little something to get you started. 420 00:29:45,108 --> 00:29:46,104 Oh. 421 00:29:47,675 --> 00:29:49,041 Weisswurst amuse-bouche. 422 00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:51,979 AKA Bavarian white sausage with a modern twist. 423 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:55,879 On top, we have for you a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy. 424 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,984 Thank you. Thank you. 425 00:30:22,972 --> 00:30:24,937 - Hi. - Hi. 426 00:30:26,177 --> 00:30:27,909 Marks out of 10 for my tiny sausage? 427 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,646 It's 10. 428 00:30:31,284 --> 00:30:32,485 I'm sorry to hear your wife couldn't make it. 429 00:30:32,588 --> 00:30:33,588 Is everything all right? 430 00:30:33,689 --> 00:30:35,550 Erm, we're actually not, erm... 431 00:30:36,788 --> 00:30:38,718 Well, I mean... 432 00:30:38,821 --> 00:30:42,128 Technically speaking, we still are but legally speaking... 433 00:30:43,795 --> 00:30:44,965 we're also... 434 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:48,864 Divorced. 435 00:31:04,686 --> 00:31:06,214 Mmm. 436 00:31:06,317 --> 00:31:08,348 The back of your neck is so smooth. 437 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,552 My dad shaved it for me. 438 00:31:12,024 --> 00:31:13,890 Oh, is he some kind of barber? 439 00:31:13,991 --> 00:31:15,659 - Architect. - Mmm. 440 00:31:24,202 --> 00:31:25,739 Oh, how is the neck, by the way? 441 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,671 Yeah, it's, erm, get... Getting there. 442 00:31:30,144 --> 00:31:32,175 I don't think I've ever had the pleasure 443 00:31:32,276 --> 00:31:33,812 of sleeping with an invalid before. 444 00:31:36,913 --> 00:31:38,183 Erm... 445 00:31:38,817 --> 00:31:40,017 What? 446 00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:44,124 I suppose I'm a bit, erm, out of practice. 447 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,624 I'm also just suddenly aware I... 448 00:31:48,725 --> 00:31:51,594 I don't... I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me. 449 00:31:53,504 --> 00:31:55,365 Such low expectations. 450 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,114 Also, by the way, erm... 451 00:32:08,447 --> 00:32:11,848 My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix. 452 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:15,616 Well... 453 00:32:18,858 --> 00:32:20,259 I can confirm to you 454 00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:23,463 that on occasion, 455 00:32:23,564 --> 00:32:24,896 I do have access 456 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:27,035 to complementary Weetabix, yeah. 457 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,615 - Morning. - Oh, er... 458 00:33:55,088 --> 00:33:57,454 Adrienne Duvall. 459 00:33:58,927 --> 00:34:01,220 We worked together back in the day. 460 00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,296 Oh. 461 00:34:04,296 --> 00:34:06,767 And it made me realise, well... 462 00:34:06,869 --> 00:34:08,631 Quite so competitive? 463 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,136 I probably ought to get going. 464 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,672 Why? 465 00:34:18,173 --> 00:34:19,410 Who says? 466 00:34:23,211 --> 00:34:25,052 I don't know. 467 00:34:25,155 --> 00:34:28,252 Er, you're right. I don't know why I said that. 468 00:34:28,355 --> 00:34:30,657 I mean, unless you have shit to do, then... 469 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,126 I have nothing. 470 00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:36,292 But if you... 471 00:34:36,395 --> 00:34:38,893 I mean, have shit to do, then, you know... 472 00:34:39,261 --> 00:34:40,260 I have nothing. 473 00:35:00,952 --> 00:35:01,956 Thank you. 474 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,023 Hello. How are you doing? 475 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:05,055 -Good, thank you. -Hi. 476 00:35:05,157 --> 00:35:06,623 Right, tasting time. 477 00:35:08,593 --> 00:35:10,895 Are you a cheese person? 478 00:35:13,132 --> 00:35:14,829 Mmm. 479 00:35:16,398 --> 00:35:17,770 Do you like tapenade? 480 00:35:17,873 --> 00:35:20,373 Okay, I'll... Thank you. 481 00:35:21,904 --> 00:35:23,604 - Can I get these, please? -Of course. 482 00:35:23,706 --> 00:35:26,208 - And do you want a coffee? - Sure, yeah. 483 00:35:44,966 --> 00:35:46,294 Actually, that's not true. 484 00:35:49,204 --> 00:35:51,304 A lot of it was decidedly unhappy. 485 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:56,706 We were starting to maybe think about children. 486 00:35:59,947 --> 00:36:01,743 Then she got a position 487 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,680 in Sweden, which was... 488 00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:08,917 Great for her. 489 00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:12,957 So then we discussed it and then we tried it, 490 00:36:13,059 --> 00:36:14,127 me here, her there, 491 00:36:14,229 --> 00:36:16,428 both of us going back and forth depending. 492 00:36:17,627 --> 00:36:19,495 And then eventually, she just said, oh, 493 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:21,302 she didn't want to do that any more. 494 00:36:24,135 --> 00:36:25,503 I'm sorry. 495 00:36:30,376 --> 00:36:33,177 Adrienne really wanted us 496 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,513 to start thinking about family. 497 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:39,616 What did... What did you want? 498 00:36:41,351 --> 00:36:43,389 Erm, I... 499 00:36:45,555 --> 00:36:47,361 I guess there's a world where... 500 00:36:48,591 --> 00:36:50,364 Kids aren't really my thing. 501 00:36:53,603 --> 00:36:54,599 Come on. 502 00:36:55,969 --> 00:36:56,905 I'm gonna make you 503 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:58,999 the tastiest eggs of your life. 504 00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:01,570 Right. 505 00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:05,072 Do you know the best way to crack an egg? 506 00:37:08,147 --> 00:37:09,910 Always on a flat surface. 507 00:37:13,354 --> 00:37:15,653 What's the thinking behind the two bowls? 508 00:37:16,826 --> 00:37:18,191 Practically speaking, 509 00:37:18,293 --> 00:37:21,288 it's much easier to fish out a broken shell 510 00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:22,525 from the one egg 511 00:37:22,627 --> 00:37:25,458 rather than fishing it out from eight eggs. 512 00:37:25,561 --> 00:37:27,767 Mmm. 513 00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:34,870 The versatility of the egg knows no bounds. 514 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,665 Oh. 515 00:39:21,282 --> 00:39:22,978 You said something to me, erm... 516 00:39:25,118 --> 00:39:26,113 Couple weeks ago. 517 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,559 You said... You said kids aren't really your thing. 518 00:39:36,562 --> 00:39:38,728 That's fine. I mean, no. 519 00:39:38,831 --> 00:39:41,534 Of course, it... Of course it is. Just, erm... 520 00:39:43,868 --> 00:39:47,969 Truthfully, kids kind of might be, maybe, or... 521 00:39:49,538 --> 00:39:52,007 Are my thing. 522 00:39:53,376 --> 00:39:54,581 And, erm... 523 00:39:55,482 --> 00:39:58,248 At least I think they might be, anyway. 524 00:39:58,350 --> 00:39:59,948 And I... I hate... 525 00:40:01,521 --> 00:40:04,656 Hate to even have to, erm... 526 00:40:04,758 --> 00:40:06,758 It's just diff... It's just different, isn't it? 527 00:40:08,331 --> 00:40:10,524 You know, meeting someone at our age. 528 00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:11,993 Whether we like it or not, 529 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:14,431 the clock is ticking. 530 00:40:14,533 --> 00:40:15,763 I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck 531 00:40:15,865 --> 00:40:17,604 are you even talking about right now? 532 00:40:18,467 --> 00:40:19,674 Well... 533 00:40:21,342 --> 00:40:22,575 It would seem to me preferable 534 00:40:22,677 --> 00:40:25,279 to have a moderately-awkward conversation right now 535 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:27,279 rather than a completely destructive one 536 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,548 in five to ten years' time. 537 00:40:28,649 --> 00:40:31,780 Firstly, I'm thirty-four, not fifty-fucking-five, 538 00:40:31,882 --> 00:40:33,948 so how about we ease the fuck up on... 539 00:40:34,051 --> 00:40:37,924 On the whole biological clock bullshit thing? 540 00:40:38,025 --> 00:40:39,625 And secondly, 541 00:40:40,627 --> 00:40:43,861 I don't know, I'm, like, "Back the fuck off." 542 00:40:45,332 --> 00:40:46,826 And calm the fuck down. 543 00:40:46,928 --> 00:40:48,264 What... What... What's the rush? 544 00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:50,164 Because I'm worried 545 00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:53,000 that's there's a very distinct and real possibility 546 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:55,003 that I am about to fall in love with you. 547 00:41:04,781 --> 00:41:06,146 I'm sorry, I'm just not someone 548 00:41:06,249 --> 00:41:08,918 who's interested in making that kind of a promise. 549 00:41:12,728 --> 00:41:15,393 And in fact, there's this little bit of me that thinks, 550 00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:17,829 "Fuck you" for even asking. 551 00:42:20,690 --> 00:42:23,092 Hi. 552 00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:27,602 How was work? 553 00:42:29,971 --> 00:42:30,968 Er... 554 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:32,804 Yeah. 555 00:42:35,612 --> 00:42:38,941 - How was bedtime? - Yeah. It was fine. 556 00:42:39,043 --> 00:42:41,241 We read Julian Is A Mermaid. 557 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,751 A lot. 558 00:42:49,419 --> 00:42:51,186 So... 559 00:42:55,861 --> 00:42:57,158 You know, the day of your diagnosis, 560 00:42:59,862 --> 00:43:01,093 you said something to me. 561 00:43:01,196 --> 00:43:03,569 You said that you would rather have 562 00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:08,804 six fucking fantastic months than 12... 563 00:43:08,906 --> 00:43:10,604 Than 12 really shitty, passive ones. 564 00:43:10,707 --> 00:43:12,074 Yeah, passive ones. 565 00:43:12,977 --> 00:43:16,279 At that time, I was guilty of having 566 00:43:16,881 --> 00:43:21,381 no coherent or cohesive response 567 00:43:21,482 --> 00:43:24,687 but what you said has really, really stayed with me. 568 00:43:24,789 --> 00:43:26,988 And I now do have a response 569 00:43:27,090 --> 00:43:28,992 that I would like to share with you. 570 00:43:30,131 --> 00:43:31,093 Okay. 571 00:43:31,528 --> 00:43:32,732 Okay. 572 00:43:33,595 --> 00:43:35,167 Erm... 573 00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:37,000 I'm sorry. 574 00:43:38,206 --> 00:43:39,365 "Although... 575 00:43:40,275 --> 00:43:41,841 "Although in the past, 576 00:43:42,509 --> 00:43:44,976 - "you have..." - Mmm. 577 00:43:46,675 --> 00:43:48,141 Erm... 578 00:43:48,242 --> 00:43:50,711 - What the... - It's all right. 579 00:43:50,813 --> 00:43:52,417 Take your time. 580 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,216 - I'm nervous. - It's okay. 581 00:43:58,587 --> 00:43:59,760 Erm... 582 00:44:00,756 --> 00:44:02,092 "Although... 583 00:44:03,291 --> 00:44:07,999 "Although in the past, you have, erm..." 584 00:44:11,169 --> 00:44:13,302 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's all right. Shall I... 585 00:44:13,406 --> 00:44:14,400 I'm sorry. 586 00:44:17,641 --> 00:44:18,812 Here. 587 00:44:52,710 --> 00:44:54,077 Fuck it. Let's do it. 588 00:44:55,812 --> 00:44:57,014 Yeah, let's do it. 589 00:45:06,055 --> 00:45:07,729 - That too much? - Yes. 590 00:45:09,425 --> 00:45:12,767 In for a heteronormative penny, in for a pound. 591 00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:19,135 ♪ Balanced on desire ♪ 592 00:45:20,101 --> 00:45:23,437 ♪ I cannot control ♪ 593 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:28,612 ♪ These ever-changing ways ♪ 594 00:45:28,714 --> 00:45:32,914 ♪ So how can I be sure ♪ 595 00:45:33,017 --> 00:45:36,482 ♪ The feeling will remain? ♪ 596 00:45:38,888 --> 00:45:42,791 ♪ It'll always change ♪ 597 00:45:42,893 --> 00:45:45,326 ♪ But everything I am ♪ 598 00:45:47,929 --> 00:45:50,804 ♪ Is yours ♪ 599 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:52,933 ♪ Everything I am... ♪ 600 00:45:53,034 --> 00:45:54,834 Pizza. 601 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:03,616 Er, did anyone order a man as well as a pizza? 602 00:46:03,718 --> 00:46:05,218 I'll take him. 603 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,913 I, er... 604 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,253 - Weetabix? - Hi. 605 00:46:08,355 --> 00:46:09,486 - Oh. - Hi. 606 00:46:09,587 --> 00:46:11,789 - Hi. - Well. 607 00:46:11,891 --> 00:46:13,823 Welcome to my baby shower. 608 00:46:17,190 --> 00:46:20,295 ♪ Find it hard to say ♪ 609 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,135 ♪ What's going on inside... ♪ 610 00:46:28,773 --> 00:46:30,440 Apologies for the, erm... 611 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:31,812 Interruption? 612 00:46:40,019 --> 00:46:41,885 I saw you the o... The o... Last week, 613 00:46:41,987 --> 00:46:43,321 I was passing by the restaurant. 614 00:46:43,423 --> 00:46:44,385 Erm... 615 00:46:46,893 --> 00:46:48,587 And it made me realize, well... 616 00:46:49,794 --> 00:46:50,962 ...two things. 617 00:46:51,064 --> 00:46:54,902 First of which, I was still quite angry with you 618 00:46:57,138 --> 00:46:59,200 because although I might have been somewhat insensitive, 619 00:46:59,303 --> 00:47:04,538 you were rude to me, which, yeah, a lot, hurt. 620 00:47:05,811 --> 00:47:07,075 And the second thing, 621 00:47:07,177 --> 00:47:11,582 I was guilty of focusing on the wrong, 622 00:47:11,684 --> 00:47:13,881 erm... 623 00:47:13,982 --> 00:47:16,315 ...thing, aspect. 624 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,617 Looking ahead instead of right... 625 00:47:20,892 --> 00:47:23,425 In front of me, at you. 626 00:47:34,906 --> 00:47:36,603 I knew he was gonna do that. 627 00:47:40,377 --> 00:47:42,279 So are you gonna catch mommy's hair? 628 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:45,114 Perfect, yeah. Open your little box. 629 00:47:45,216 --> 00:47:47,212 Yeah. 630 00:47:47,314 --> 00:47:49,251 Aw, that felt like a good one. 631 00:47:49,354 --> 00:47:50,920 - Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. - That sounded like... 632 00:47:51,022 --> 00:47:52,085 - That's perfect! - It's nice and... 633 00:47:52,188 --> 00:47:54,254 That's it. 634 00:47:54,356 --> 00:47:55,757 How much hair do you wanna keep, mommy? 635 00:47:59,868 --> 00:48:02,197 Yeah. Yeah, I got you. 636 00:48:02,301 --> 00:48:04,364 - We're getting chunky now. - Yeah, just do it. 637 00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:06,438 - We're getting chunky. - Oh, amazing. 638 00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:07,534 Pat it down, Ells. 639 00:48:08,839 --> 00:48:10,142 Good girl. 640 00:48:11,243 --> 00:48:13,479 Hold that up there for me, darling. Thank you. 641 00:48:13,582 --> 00:48:15,279 - Well done, girly. - Oh. 642 00:48:17,445 --> 00:48:19,585 - Oh, lovely. -Really nice. 643 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,052 - Really nice? - Really nice. 644 00:48:27,093 --> 00:48:30,597 Whoa, okay. 645 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,528 Wow. Wow. Mmm. 646 00:48:34,896 --> 00:48:36,465 Ooh, ooh. 647 00:48:39,101 --> 00:48:41,441 - Aw. -Aw. 648 00:48:46,978 --> 00:48:48,440 You look beautiful. 649 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,712 Doesn't she look so beautiful? 650 00:48:50,814 --> 00:48:52,019 Sorry. 651 00:48:58,287 --> 00:48:59,489 Yes? Happy? 652 00:48:59,591 --> 00:49:00,687 Yes. 653 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:07,625 Anywhere from 200 to 600 seated guests, 654 00:49:07,729 --> 00:49:10,895 access to over four acres of private gardens. 655 00:49:10,998 --> 00:49:12,136 Wow. 656 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,906 Along with its own secure car-parking area. 657 00:49:16,009 --> 00:49:18,510 - Marble flooring. -Wow. 658 00:49:18,613 --> 00:49:20,113 Roman nobles. 659 00:49:21,144 --> 00:49:22,809 Around about 120 guests, 660 00:49:22,910 --> 00:49:28,155 expanding to around about 140 for your evening reception. 661 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:31,283 And the great hall is licensed for music and entertainment. 662 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,527 Hear that, Ells? 663 00:49:33,628 --> 00:49:35,754 -Ooh. - Dancing. 664 00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,836 Our conservatory is licensed for 665 00:49:43,938 --> 00:49:46,971 up to and including 160 guests... 666 00:49:47,073 --> 00:49:49,407 ...for a seated dinner. 667 00:49:49,510 --> 00:49:50,370 Or 200... 668 00:49:50,471 --> 00:49:51,940 Touch his bum. 669 00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:53,207 ...for a standing buffet. 670 00:49:53,309 --> 00:49:55,180 Fairy lights, optional extra. 671 00:49:57,382 --> 00:49:58,446 Have you seen the ceiling? 672 00:49:58,548 --> 00:50:00,986 Though I should add that the use of drones 673 00:50:01,087 --> 00:50:03,188 is strictly prohibited. 674 00:50:38,324 --> 00:50:40,157 This one's going to take 20 minutes, 675 00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,323 give or take, then we'll flush out the system 676 00:50:42,426 --> 00:50:43,825 and get you started on number two. 677 00:50:43,927 --> 00:50:44,998 Okay, thank you. 678 00:50:45,101 --> 00:50:46,028 Right. Give us a shout if you need anything. 679 00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:47,565 Will do. 680 00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:27,398 Chefs, how are we all doing? 681 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,135 Sorry to keep you waiting. 682 00:51:29,238 --> 00:51:31,175 Technical bullshit. 683 00:51:31,277 --> 00:51:32,475 Apologies, everyone, for the delay. 684 00:51:32,576 --> 00:51:35,178 Good news is, audience is in, ready and raring. 685 00:51:35,281 --> 00:51:37,281 So, er, just a little heads-up from me. 686 00:51:37,383 --> 00:51:38,915 Erm, I'll kick things off, a little intro, 687 00:51:39,017 --> 00:51:40,319 little bit about me, 688 00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,221 little bit about my role as Bocuse d'Or UK head coach. 689 00:51:43,323 --> 00:51:45,354 Overview of the rules, what's up for grabs today, 690 00:51:45,456 --> 00:51:47,121 place at the European semi-finals, 691 00:51:47,222 --> 00:51:48,662 so on and so forth. 692 00:51:48,763 --> 00:51:50,189 General frenzy-whipping. 693 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:52,391 Excitement. Good. 694 00:51:52,492 --> 00:51:54,800 Any questions? Excellent. 695 00:51:54,902 --> 00:51:57,302 All right, Chefs. Onwards. 696 00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:03,971 - Hello, you. -Hi! Hello. 697 00:52:05,143 --> 00:52:06,209 - Good to see ya. - Yeah. 698 00:52:06,312 --> 00:52:08,680 - Congrats on the star. - Same to you. 699 00:52:08,782 --> 00:52:09,510 Yeah, well, I think 700 00:52:09,612 --> 00:52:10,877 I'm a little old hat at this point. 701 00:52:10,979 --> 00:52:12,215 No. 702 00:52:12,316 --> 00:52:14,548 This is Jade Khadime, my commis. 703 00:52:14,649 --> 00:52:16,185 - And the real deal. - Hello, Jade. 704 00:52:16,287 --> 00:52:18,219 Well, best of luck out there. 705 00:52:18,322 --> 00:52:19,352 Excellent hair, by the way. 706 00:52:19,454 --> 00:52:20,988 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. 707 00:52:25,493 --> 00:52:27,233 Er, just gonna pop to the loo. 708 00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:35,441 Oh, fuck! 709 00:53:10,304 --> 00:53:12,310 Chef! 710 00:53:12,412 --> 00:53:13,906 Chef, they're ready for us. 711 00:53:17,284 --> 00:53:18,884 It's fine, honestly. Honestly, I'm fine. 712 00:53:18,986 --> 00:53:20,253 I'm... I'm... I'm coming. 713 00:53:22,856 --> 00:53:23,982 Chef, are you using? 714 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,157 What? 715 00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:30,461 Chefs' circle of trust, Chef. 716 00:53:37,539 --> 00:53:38,569 No. 717 00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:45,840 No, I have stage three ovarian cancer. 718 00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:56,916 Do you want to call time on the whole competing thing? 719 00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:00,920 No, I do not. 720 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:12,999 Thank you. 721 00:54:30,824 --> 00:54:31,787 Let's do it. 722 00:54:33,358 --> 00:54:34,524 That's okay. Is that right? 723 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:35,829 -Yeah, it's fine. -That's brilliant. 724 00:54:42,531 --> 00:54:44,103 All right. 725 00:54:44,205 --> 00:54:45,270 Best of luck out there, everyone. 726 00:54:47,305 --> 00:54:48,968 ♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪ 727 00:54:50,475 --> 00:54:52,841 ♪ Oh, won't you Hold my hand? ♪ 728 00:56:01,247 --> 00:56:02,448 Hi. 729 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:09,749 Penny for your thoughts. 730 00:56:09,851 --> 00:56:12,524 Hi. Hi. - So. 731 00:56:15,824 --> 00:56:16,923 I think I like this one 732 00:56:17,024 --> 00:56:19,895 but I suspect I'm pretty easy either way. 733 00:56:25,270 --> 00:56:26,637 Could I sleep on it? 734 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,035 Yeah. 735 00:56:31,209 --> 00:56:32,413 Yeah, absolutely. 736 00:56:39,919 --> 00:56:40,916 What? 737 00:56:43,551 --> 00:56:44,754 What's going on? 738 00:56:47,157 --> 00:56:48,561 Tired. 739 00:56:49,897 --> 00:56:50,860 Okay. 740 00:57:26,595 --> 00:57:28,127 Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm. 741 00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:45,218 Oh, don't forget your, erm... 742 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,981 Waterproof. 743 00:58:19,649 --> 00:58:21,321 - Hello. -It's us! 744 00:58:21,423 --> 00:58:23,221 Hi! 745 00:58:23,323 --> 00:58:24,553 Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up. 746 00:58:24,656 --> 00:58:26,487 They're here. 747 00:58:26,589 --> 00:58:27,824 All right. 748 00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:35,868 - Mama! - Hello! 749 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,699 I love that dress. Thank you. 750 00:58:38,802 --> 00:58:39,801 Kind of matches, actually. 751 00:58:39,903 --> 00:58:40,933 Sorry I haven't brought you anything. 752 00:58:41,034 --> 00:58:42,301 It's okay. You brought me a baby. 753 00:58:42,403 --> 00:58:43,872 I brought you a baby. Ben, how are you? 754 00:58:43,974 --> 00:58:45,177 Oh, sorry, babies. 755 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,979 Babies want attention. Hi, hi. 756 00:58:49,145 --> 00:58:50,709 -Unbelievable. - Hi, loves. Come on in. 757 00:58:50,812 --> 00:58:51,980 - Wow! - Thank you. Wow! 758 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,878 - It goes back so far. - I know, and I have a bath. 759 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:55,352 - And a double bed. - Ah, hi. 760 00:58:55,454 --> 00:58:56,721 Go on. 761 00:58:56,823 --> 00:58:57,618 You've never been here. Really, so grown-up. 762 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,753 Have you? I've just realized. 763 00:58:58,855 --> 00:58:59,887 - It's so cool. -No, I haven't. No. 764 00:58:59,989 --> 00:59:01,053 My goodness. Look at the little... 765 00:59:01,156 --> 00:59:03,459 Hi! Sorry, didn't mean to, er... 766 00:59:03,562 --> 00:59:04,889 - Hi, I'm so sorry. -Hi. 767 00:59:04,991 --> 00:59:06,025 - Hello. - Good to see you. 768 00:59:06,127 --> 00:59:07,325 - I'm Almut's sister, Leah. - I'm Reginald. 769 00:59:07,427 --> 00:59:08,763 - That's my dad, yeah. -Lovely to meet you. 770 00:59:08,865 --> 00:59:09,964 Reginald, it's a pleasure to meet you. 771 00:59:10,065 --> 00:59:11,096 It smells amazing. Thank you. 772 00:59:11,198 --> 00:59:12,799 - Likewise. -Hi, I'm Almut's brother, 773 00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,073 - Lucas. - Welcome, welcome. 774 00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,302 Thank you, thank you. 775 00:59:15,404 --> 00:59:16,507 Well, it's not my home, but I'm welcoming everyone anyway. 776 00:59:16,608 --> 00:59:17,375 Hey, I'm the other brother, Ben. 777 00:59:17,477 --> 00:59:18,405 - Hi. Hi. - Nice to meet you. 778 00:59:18,507 --> 00:59:19,608 You too. 779 00:59:19,710 --> 00:59:20,709 - Thanks for this. - Oh, pleasure. 780 00:59:20,812 --> 00:59:24,644 Bea said we had to go to Salt Lake. 781 00:59:25,816 --> 00:59:27,652 She said, "You'll love it," she says. 782 00:59:27,753 --> 00:59:30,789 And so... And so we're there and it's winter. 783 00:59:31,424 --> 00:59:32,718 It's... It's snowing. 784 00:59:32,821 --> 00:59:35,658 It's beautiful and, erm, 785 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,188 we decide to visit the Tabernacle. 786 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:39,126 - I don't know if you know it. - Oh, yeah. 787 00:59:39,229 --> 00:59:41,499 It's, erm... 788 00:59:41,601 --> 00:59:43,062 Well, I don't even know how late 789 00:59:43,164 --> 00:59:45,770 and, er, we've watched the sun go down. 790 00:59:46,867 --> 00:59:48,675 And it's been the most... 791 00:59:49,406 --> 00:59:51,138 You know, 792 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,472 the most wonderful day of our entire fucking lives. 793 00:59:54,748 --> 00:59:57,750 And I turned to her and I said... I say... 794 00:59:59,587 --> 01:00:01,517 "Bea, don't know about you, 795 01:00:01,618 --> 01:00:03,017 "but I think this is how 796 01:00:03,118 --> 01:00:05,556 "I'd like to spend the rest of my life." 797 01:00:05,658 --> 01:00:07,987 No ring, nothing, just... 798 01:00:08,089 --> 01:00:11,331 - Said it. - And what did she say? 799 01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,097 "Don't be so fucking sentimental." 800 01:00:16,464 --> 01:00:20,805 "I don't need a roomful of people and a piece of paper 801 01:00:20,907 --> 01:00:23,306 "to know I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 802 01:00:23,408 --> 01:00:25,145 - she said. - Yeah. 803 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,239 - Amen. -Yeah. 804 01:00:26,342 --> 01:00:29,309 So when were you... When were you all in Salt Lake? 805 01:00:30,283 --> 01:00:32,781 Erm, 15 years ago. 806 01:00:32,884 --> 01:00:35,183 - Give or take. - Business or pleasure? 807 01:00:38,822 --> 01:00:41,023 What? What's going on? 808 01:00:42,688 --> 01:00:45,658 I... I just happened to be in a competition that year, so... 809 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,925 Happened, just... 810 01:00:47,027 --> 01:00:48,301 - Don't. - Competition? 811 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:50,302 What sort of a competition? 812 01:00:50,404 --> 01:00:51,933 It was, erm... 813 01:00:52,034 --> 01:00:53,937 I used to... I used to figure-skate. 814 01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:57,904 Erm... ISU World Championships. 815 01:00:58,006 --> 01:00:59,712 She was unbe-fucking-lievable. 816 01:00:59,814 --> 01:01:01,613 I can't believe you haven't told these guys this. 817 01:01:01,715 --> 01:01:02,677 -Stop. -It was, it was. 818 01:01:02,779 --> 01:01:03,979 - Check it out. - No. 819 01:01:04,082 --> 01:01:05,913 -Check it out. - You have to see this, 820 01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:07,180 - Reginald, it's... - I'm speechless. 821 01:01:07,282 --> 01:01:08,617 - ...absolutely remarkable. -Here she goes. 822 01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:10,189 Here she goes. Here she goes. 823 01:01:11,888 --> 01:01:12,954 Oh! 824 01:01:13,055 --> 01:01:14,952 - This is you? -Yeah, watch this. 825 01:01:18,728 --> 01:01:19,696 Oh! 826 01:01:19,798 --> 01:01:21,094 Oh, my goodness me. 827 01:01:21,197 --> 01:01:23,430 Stop. Stop, stop. Please. I said no. 828 01:01:23,533 --> 01:01:24,934 I said no. 829 01:01:25,037 --> 01:01:27,037 - You should be proud. - Yeah, bloody marvelous. 830 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:29,535 Thanks, mom. 831 01:01:32,246 --> 01:01:33,711 Yeah. 832 01:01:33,813 --> 01:01:35,947 Wine. Anyone for any wine? 833 01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:40,714 You know it isn't even just you? 834 01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:45,319 Like, honest to God, no one knows about it. 835 01:01:54,930 --> 01:01:56,132 Thank you. 836 01:01:59,639 --> 01:02:01,972 It was Dad who got me into skating. 837 01:02:05,111 --> 01:02:07,206 I think he actually really wanted a sporty child and... 838 01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,080 And I suppose I was his last chance. 839 01:02:11,449 --> 01:02:12,950 And I guess... 840 01:02:13,618 --> 01:02:15,115 He was right to push me 841 01:02:15,218 --> 01:02:18,885 because it turned out I fucking loved it 842 01:02:18,988 --> 01:02:20,991 and I was really good at it. 843 01:02:24,294 --> 01:02:26,662 And in the beginning, he would drive me to Swindon 844 01:02:26,763 --> 01:02:28,934 virtually every weekend. 845 01:02:29,764 --> 01:02:30,902 Hmm. 846 01:02:31,003 --> 01:02:34,334 And then when he was ill, when he was sick, I... 847 01:02:35,806 --> 01:02:38,910 I wanted to help out and... 848 01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:43,409 I took some time off from it. 849 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:47,545 And then... 850 01:02:51,787 --> 01:02:54,894 After that, 851 01:02:55,961 --> 01:03:00,096 skating without him around was just joyless. 852 01:03:00,797 --> 01:03:02,230 So you just stopped? 853 01:03:06,004 --> 01:03:08,302 I think it just really reminded me of him. 854 01:03:16,715 --> 01:03:18,177 You okay? 855 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,447 - What? - I think I'm gonna be sick. 856 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,449 Okay. 857 01:03:24,623 --> 01:03:26,590 Whoa, whoa. Okay. 858 01:03:26,691 --> 01:03:28,121 I'm cautiously optimistic 859 01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:30,156 we're dealing with an infection. 860 01:03:30,259 --> 01:03:31,991 But, listen, once the fluid is out, 861 01:03:32,093 --> 01:03:33,261 we're gonna run some tests, 862 01:03:33,364 --> 01:03:35,665 and if we find anything, you'll be the first to know. 863 01:03:35,767 --> 01:03:37,266 - Okay. - In the meantime, 864 01:03:37,367 --> 01:03:38,999 I'd like to get you started with some antibiotics, 865 01:03:39,101 --> 01:03:40,435 just to help with the pain. 866 01:03:41,003 --> 01:03:42,000 - All right? -Mmm-hmm. 867 01:03:42,103 --> 01:03:43,475 - Okay? -Mmm-hmm. 868 01:03:43,576 --> 01:03:44,839 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 869 01:04:02,227 --> 01:04:04,458 Tobias, I had a call from the hospital. 870 01:04:07,068 --> 01:04:09,462 They called to see if I could come in, and so I did. 871 01:04:09,896 --> 01:04:11,102 Speaking. 872 01:04:14,808 --> 01:04:16,437 They said it wasn't an infection. 873 01:04:16,970 --> 01:04:18,175 What is it? 874 01:04:21,811 --> 01:04:23,347 What is it? 875 01:04:23,449 --> 01:04:24,412 I've made notes. 876 01:04:25,186 --> 01:04:26,183 Erm, 877 01:04:27,752 --> 01:04:30,121 they are recommending 878 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:35,654 either a partial or a full-blown hysterectomy. 879 01:04:47,768 --> 01:04:51,208 Your note-taking is incredibly thorough, by the way. 880 01:04:52,646 --> 01:04:54,177 Every cloud... 881 01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,079 All right, so let me just check, I... 882 01:04:58,180 --> 01:05:00,752 - Mmm-hmm. - Option One would be... 883 01:05:00,854 --> 01:05:02,680 If we ever want to conceive naturally... 884 01:05:03,688 --> 01:05:04,853 Freeze embryos. 885 01:05:04,955 --> 01:05:06,922 Mmm. 886 01:05:07,023 --> 01:05:09,090 - Followed by... - Surgery. 887 01:05:09,191 --> 01:05:10,992 So removing one ovary, not both. 888 01:05:11,094 --> 01:05:12,793 - Followed by... - Chemo. Shit. 889 01:05:12,895 --> 01:05:14,197 Shit ton of chemo. 890 01:05:14,999 --> 01:05:16,260 - Followed by... - Shagging. 891 01:05:16,363 --> 01:05:18,197 Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF. 892 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:20,767 Oh, I... I vote shagging, but okay. 893 01:05:23,306 --> 01:05:26,913 Alternatively, Option Two. 894 01:05:27,014 --> 01:05:30,016 Way more invasive but way lower risk of relapse. 895 01:05:30,917 --> 01:05:32,913 Ovaries and uterus, they take it. 896 01:05:33,014 --> 01:05:34,218 They take it all. 897 01:05:34,884 --> 01:05:36,054 Okay. 898 01:05:37,489 --> 01:05:38,452 Okay. 899 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:42,387 - I think... - Listen... Oh, sorry. 900 01:05:42,489 --> 01:05:44,691 - No. Do you want... - No. No, you. 901 01:05:44,793 --> 01:05:45,999 Okay. 902 01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:49,969 I guess... 903 01:05:51,233 --> 01:05:53,402 I think, unless you think I'm... 904 01:05:54,841 --> 01:05:57,642 Insane, I think I am inclined 905 01:05:57,743 --> 01:06:01,113 to say that I would... 906 01:06:03,579 --> 01:06:06,282 I would like to hang on to at least one of my... 907 01:06:07,614 --> 01:06:11,684 Fucking addled cancer-ridden ovaries. 908 01:06:16,926 --> 01:06:19,660 Because, well... 909 01:06:20,429 --> 01:06:23,062 Just because I never, in a general sense, 910 01:06:23,165 --> 01:06:25,532 saw myself having kids, 911 01:06:27,205 --> 01:06:29,335 doesn't mean that there isn't a world 912 01:06:29,437 --> 01:06:33,441 where I couldn't see myself, in time, 913 01:06:35,443 --> 01:06:37,742 deciding to have them with you. 914 01:07:18,691 --> 01:07:20,125 I'm in remission. 915 01:07:28,697 --> 01:07:30,469 We should do something to celebrate. 916 01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:35,836 Come on! Come on! 917 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:42,774 - ...the throne or something. - What? 918 01:07:45,111 --> 01:07:46,079 No. 919 01:07:47,721 --> 01:07:49,320 That serves you right. 920 01:07:51,553 --> 01:07:54,021 - Everything's great! - Everything's fine. 921 01:08:08,173 --> 01:08:09,641 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 922 01:08:42,007 --> 01:08:44,408 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 923 01:09:58,646 --> 01:10:00,585 Breathe in. 924 01:10:03,122 --> 01:10:04,688 Breathe out. 925 01:10:06,826 --> 01:10:07,787 Ooh. 926 01:10:07,889 --> 01:10:10,729 Breathe in. 927 01:10:14,097 --> 01:10:15,095 One second. 928 01:10:30,081 --> 01:10:31,911 Oh, fuck me. 929 01:10:34,684 --> 01:10:38,150 Feeling relaxed and calm. 930 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:41,789 Almut? 931 01:10:43,730 --> 01:10:45,826 Al? Almut? 932 01:11:08,147 --> 01:11:10,719 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 933 01:11:22,603 --> 01:11:23,797 Oh. 934 01:11:27,207 --> 01:11:29,670 I'm gonna get a drink. 935 01:11:29,772 --> 01:11:31,870 That is... Yes, £20 with the fuel. 936 01:11:31,972 --> 01:11:34,007 Thank you. Cheers. 937 01:11:34,110 --> 01:11:35,314 Thank you. 938 01:11:38,047 --> 01:11:39,015 Hiya. 939 01:11:39,117 --> 01:11:40,979 Oh, shit. 940 01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:44,554 - Sorry. Thank you. - Hiya. 941 01:11:44,655 --> 01:11:46,222 -Hi, how are you? - Yeah, good, thank you. 942 01:11:46,325 --> 01:11:48,360 - There you go. Any fuel? - Er, no. 943 01:11:53,261 --> 01:11:54,499 Sorry. 944 01:11:56,868 --> 01:11:57,967 Al? 945 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,440 Al? Al? 946 01:12:05,705 --> 01:12:07,104 Sorry. One second, sorry. 947 01:12:11,984 --> 01:12:13,481 Al? 948 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,820 -Mmm-hmm? - Hi. Everything okay? 949 01:12:15,922 --> 01:12:18,319 Hmm. Kind of. 950 01:12:18,422 --> 01:12:21,591 - What? -Erm... 951 01:12:21,693 --> 01:12:24,026 Well, you see, I thought... I thought I needed a poo. 952 01:12:24,128 --> 01:12:26,294 - Yeah. - And, er, 953 01:12:26,397 --> 01:12:28,693 - now that I'm in here... - Yeah? 954 01:12:28,795 --> 01:12:30,165 ...I think I might need to push. 955 01:12:30,267 --> 01:12:31,868 No. No, no. No, no. 956 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:33,003 No! Okay? 957 01:12:33,105 --> 01:12:35,207 Sorry, but you can't push. 958 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,342 If you let me in, I can... I can help. 959 01:12:37,444 --> 01:12:39,772 We have biscuits now, Al. We have biscuits, okay? 960 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:42,444 -Okay. - Okay, come on. Let me in. 961 01:12:42,546 --> 01:12:43,743 Oh, no, I can't. 962 01:12:43,845 --> 01:12:45,914 What? Just un... Unlock it and open it. 963 01:12:46,016 --> 01:12:48,514 I can't. It's not happening. It's not... It's not working. 964 01:12:48,616 --> 01:12:50,752 Wait. 965 01:12:51,554 --> 01:12:52,817 Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm... 966 01:12:52,919 --> 01:12:54,492 My partner is stuck in the, erm... 967 01:12:54,594 --> 01:12:56,587 Do you have the... For the... The key for the... 968 01:12:56,689 --> 01:12:58,357 - Yeah. - So sorry, er... 969 01:12:59,729 --> 01:13:01,061 - Thank you. - Hey, Jane, I'll just... 970 01:13:01,163 --> 01:13:03,929 Okay, Al, we have the key. We have the key, don't worry. 971 01:13:04,032 --> 01:13:05,304 It's okay. Sorry about this. 972 01:13:05,405 --> 01:13:06,671 - No, no, it's fine. - Thank you very much. 973 01:13:06,773 --> 01:13:08,372 Okay. 974 01:13:08,474 --> 01:13:09,733 Okay, just... Just don't push, Al. 975 01:13:09,836 --> 01:13:10,976 Whatever you do, just don't pu... 976 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:19,816 Erm, it's just... Got broken off. 977 01:13:19,918 --> 01:13:21,051 Erm... 978 01:13:21,153 --> 01:13:22,550 - So, Al? -Yeah? 979 01:13:22,652 --> 01:13:24,487 I'm gonna need you to stand back, okay? 980 01:13:24,589 --> 01:13:25,818 -What? - Standing... Standing back 981 01:13:25,921 --> 01:13:27,558 - away from the door. - Wait, wait, wait. Why? 982 01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:29,326 All the way back. Right the way back. All right? 983 01:13:29,428 --> 01:13:30,560 -Why? - I'm so, so sorry. 984 01:13:30,662 --> 01:13:32,995 I think she might be about to give birth. 985 01:13:38,138 --> 01:13:39,264 - Yeah, erm... - Maybe... 986 01:13:39,366 --> 01:13:41,370 I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get Jane, 'cause she'll know... 987 01:13:41,473 --> 01:13:43,440 Okay, get Jane. Jane? Jane? 988 01:13:43,542 --> 01:13:45,372 Jane, pregnant lady stuck in the khazi. 989 01:13:47,181 --> 01:13:49,179 - Just bear with me. - Fine. 990 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:50,779 The key snapped in the... 991 01:13:52,151 --> 01:13:53,918 - How many weeks? - Forty. 992 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,019 Huh. Mazel tov. 993 01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,789 Okay. 994 01:14:06,759 --> 01:14:08,200 Keep standing back, Al. 995 01:14:08,301 --> 01:14:09,829 - Shall I have a go? - Yeah, yeah. 996 01:14:09,931 --> 01:14:11,566 No, it's not. Nah. 997 01:14:11,668 --> 01:14:14,937 Okay. Okay, Al, still standing back? 998 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,370 Okay? 999 01:14:24,449 --> 01:14:27,352 - Hi. - I can't. I'm sorry. 1000 01:14:27,454 --> 01:14:28,416 What... What do you mean, you can't? 1001 01:14:28,518 --> 01:14:29,986 Move. I can't. I'm sorry. 1002 01:14:30,088 --> 01:14:31,550 I can feel it. 1003 01:14:31,652 --> 01:14:33,324 - No. - Mmm. 1004 01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:34,985 - No, I know, but we can't. - Mmm. 1005 01:14:35,087 --> 01:14:36,892 We have to... We don't... Not... Not here. 1006 01:14:36,994 --> 01:14:38,627 - We... We don't... It's not... - Mmm, listen to me. 1007 01:14:38,729 --> 01:14:39,928 - It's not safe. - It's just coming. It is. 1008 01:14:40,029 --> 01:14:41,660 It is. It's coming. I can feel it. I can feel it. 1009 01:14:41,762 --> 01:14:43,434 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1010 01:14:43,536 --> 01:14:45,564 I'm sorry but I... It's... This is... 1011 01:14:45,666 --> 01:14:48,139 It's it. It's it. It's it. 1012 01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:55,476 Yeah, it seems like we have 1013 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:56,975 almost everything we need. 1014 01:14:57,077 --> 01:14:58,646 Except for a midwife. 1015 01:14:58,749 --> 01:15:00,710 - Except for a midwife. - Yeah. 1016 01:15:02,354 --> 01:15:04,215 Ooh. Ah. Ah. 1017 01:15:04,317 --> 01:15:05,888 Is that a push I hear there? 1018 01:15:05,990 --> 01:15:07,818 Yeah, I think this might... This might be a push. 1019 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:08,886 - Do you wanna push? - Yeah. 1020 01:15:08,988 --> 01:15:10,662 - Yes, she wants to push. - Yeah. 1021 01:15:10,764 --> 01:15:12,161 Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. 1022 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:14,833 Understood, yeah. She... She... She can push. 1023 01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:19,637 Al, Al, I'm gonna have to check again 1024 01:15:19,738 --> 01:15:21,439 to see if I can see any body parts. Is that okay? 1025 01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:23,272 I'm not exactly in a position to say no, am I? 1026 01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:24,939 Okay. 1027 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:30,381 - Yes, I can see the head. -Wait, what? 1028 01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:32,482 - What? Tobias? - Shh. Erm... Sorry. 1029 01:15:32,584 --> 01:15:33,816 - Wait, no, I'm sorry, no. - Tobias? Tobias? 1030 01:15:33,918 --> 01:15:35,320 Sorry, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1031 01:15:35,422 --> 01:15:36,386 Okay, listen to me. You've got this. 1032 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,487 - A head? -Sorry, sorry. 1033 01:15:37,589 --> 01:15:38,722 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. 1034 01:15:38,824 --> 01:15:39,887 Hold on one second. Can you, can you, can you... 1035 01:15:39,988 --> 01:15:41,086 Dig deep, babe. I got it. 1036 01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:42,428 - Thank you. Sorry, still here. -Hello? 1037 01:15:42,529 --> 01:15:43,762 Can you say that last bit again, please? 1038 01:15:43,863 --> 01:15:45,056 With each contraction, place the palm of your hand... 1039 01:15:45,158 --> 01:15:46,361 Listen, you're doing brilliantly. 1040 01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:47,629 ...against the vagina 1041 01:15:47,731 --> 01:15:50,228 and apply firm but gentle pressure 1042 01:15:50,330 --> 01:15:52,168 - to keep baby's head... - To keep baby inside? 1043 01:15:52,270 --> 01:15:53,603 - No. - No, Christ! 1044 01:15:53,705 --> 01:15:55,407 - No, please do not do that. - No. 1045 01:15:55,508 --> 01:15:56,735 You do not want to keep 1046 01:15:56,838 --> 01:15:58,708 - the baby inside. - Right. 1047 01:15:58,811 --> 01:16:01,007 You want to apply firm but gentle pressure 1048 01:16:01,109 --> 01:16:03,607 to keep baby's head from delivering too fast 1049 01:16:03,709 --> 01:16:04,779 and tearing. 1050 01:16:04,881 --> 01:16:07,012 Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes. Understood. 1051 01:16:07,113 --> 01:16:09,253 - Oh, my God. - Do you understand? 1052 01:16:09,355 --> 01:16:10,619 Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry. 1053 01:16:10,721 --> 01:16:12,158 How is mom doing now? 1054 01:16:12,259 --> 01:16:13,389 How's mom doing now? 1055 01:16:13,491 --> 01:16:14,492 Oh. Tell her it feels like 1056 01:16:14,594 --> 01:16:15,893 a huge fucking lump between my legs. 1057 01:16:15,995 --> 01:16:17,395 She says it feels like she's got a lump between her legs. 1058 01:16:17,498 --> 01:16:18,528 - A huge fucking lump. - I'm sorry. 1059 01:16:18,630 --> 01:16:19,964 A huge fucking lump between her legs. 1060 01:16:20,066 --> 01:16:21,059 Yeah. 1061 01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:22,533 Is there anyone else there with you? 1062 01:16:22,634 --> 01:16:24,062 Yeah, we're actually... I'm sorry. 1063 01:16:24,164 --> 01:16:25,370 I'm sorry, I don't know their names. 1064 01:16:25,472 --> 01:16:26,533 - Er, Sanjaya. -Sanjaya. 1065 01:16:26,634 --> 01:16:27,636 - Jane, hi. - Hi. 1066 01:16:27,737 --> 01:16:29,067 Could one of you do me a favour 1067 01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:30,267 - and go and make sure... - 1068 01:16:30,370 --> 01:16:31,806 ...the front door is unlocked and open? 1069 01:16:31,908 --> 01:16:33,337 Yeah. It's a... It's a petrol station. 1070 01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:35,740 Yeah, it's a petrol station. You just walk straight in. 1071 01:16:37,979 --> 01:16:39,780 Ooh, I can feel it, I can feel it. 1072 01:16:39,882 --> 01:16:40,880 The head, it's coming. It's coming. 1073 01:16:40,982 --> 01:16:43,684 Okay, here we go. 1074 01:16:43,787 --> 01:16:45,484 Here we go. 1075 01:16:45,586 --> 01:16:46,917 Whoa-ho! 1076 01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:48,359 Lean into me. That's it. 1077 01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:49,493 There's a face! There's a face! 1078 01:16:49,595 --> 01:16:50,790 There's a face! I mean, a head. 1079 01:16:50,892 --> 01:16:52,264 There's a head! It's great. 1080 01:16:52,366 --> 01:16:53,396 Head's out. 1081 01:16:53,499 --> 01:16:54,666 - Oh, my God! - You're amazing. 1082 01:16:54,768 --> 01:16:55,998 Yeah, she's doing great. She is. She's doing great. 1083 01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,929 You're doing great. You're doing so fucking great! 1084 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,636 Oh, my God! 1085 01:17:00,737 --> 01:17:01,736 All right, yes! 1086 01:17:01,838 --> 01:17:03,805 Got the shoulders. Shoulders are out. 1087 01:17:03,907 --> 01:17:05,671 That's it. 1088 01:17:05,773 --> 01:17:07,005 Yes. That's it. That's it. 1089 01:17:07,107 --> 01:17:09,242 Ah. Oh. She's out. 1090 01:17:09,344 --> 01:17:11,176 -Yes, yes! You did it! - Oh! Oh, my God. She is? 1091 01:17:11,278 --> 01:17:13,618 That's great. That's fantastic. 1092 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,318 Is baby crying, Dad? Is baby breathing? 1093 01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:16,386 Both. 1094 01:17:16,487 --> 01:17:17,849 - Both. - We did it! 1095 01:17:17,951 --> 01:17:19,321 - We did it! - Wow! 1096 01:17:19,423 --> 01:17:20,660 You are incredible. 1097 01:17:20,762 --> 01:17:23,089 What I need you to do now, is get a clean towel 1098 01:17:23,191 --> 01:17:25,728 and gently wipe and dry baby off, okay, Dad? 1099 01:17:25,830 --> 01:17:27,630 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nose and mouth first. 1100 01:17:27,732 --> 01:17:28,930 - All right? -She's gorgeous. 1101 01:17:29,032 --> 01:17:30,733 Yeah, okay. She's gorgeous. 1102 01:17:30,836 --> 01:17:32,900 - Can I see her? -Yeah, she's coming. 1103 01:17:33,002 --> 01:17:34,034 Can you put that towel underneath for me? 1104 01:17:34,136 --> 01:17:35,367 Can I see her? I have to see her. 1105 01:17:35,469 --> 01:17:36,738 - She's coming. She's coming. - Oh, my God. There she is. 1106 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,543 Thank you, Sanjaya. 1107 01:17:38,645 --> 01:17:40,507 -Hi. -That's your mommy. 1108 01:17:40,609 --> 01:17:41,945 That's your mommy. 1109 01:17:42,047 --> 01:17:44,445 I can hear her. You did say "her", didn't you, "she"? 1110 01:17:44,547 --> 01:17:46,084 Her. She. 1111 01:17:46,187 --> 01:17:48,012 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1112 01:17:48,115 --> 01:17:49,881 Congratulations, Mom and Dad. 1113 01:17:49,983 --> 01:17:51,886 Now, I need you to make sure 1114 01:17:51,987 --> 01:17:53,726 baby is wrapped in a towel, okay? 1115 01:17:53,828 --> 01:17:55,455 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Can you do that for me, Dad? 1116 01:17:55,558 --> 01:17:56,561 Ah. 1117 01:17:56,663 --> 01:17:57,895 Without pulling the cord too tight, 1118 01:17:57,997 --> 01:18:00,164 I want you to put baby in mom's arms, all right? 1119 01:18:00,266 --> 01:18:01,026 Al, Al, Al. 1120 01:18:01,128 --> 01:18:02,666 And I'm gonna need you to make sure 1121 01:18:02,769 --> 01:18:04,730 that mom and baby are kept warm, okay? 1122 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,029 - Yeah. -Hi. 1123 01:18:06,132 --> 01:18:07,633 - I've got you. -Yeah. 1124 01:18:07,735 --> 01:18:09,768 Oh, my God. Hi! 1125 01:18:09,870 --> 01:18:12,473 Oh, she's beautiful! 1126 01:18:12,575 --> 01:18:13,971 Thanks, Jane. 1127 01:18:14,073 --> 01:18:15,347 Shh. 1128 01:18:15,450 --> 01:18:16,849 Dad, I've got some good news. 1129 01:18:16,951 --> 01:18:19,544 Ambulance should be with you any minute now, all right? 1130 01:18:19,646 --> 01:18:21,084 Okay. 1131 01:18:21,187 --> 01:18:22,617 In the meantime, contractions might start up again, okay... 1132 01:18:22,719 --> 01:18:23,854 Do you want the... Yeah. 1133 01:18:23,956 --> 01:18:25,319 ...because mom's got to deliver the placenta, 1134 01:18:25,421 --> 01:18:28,491 so I'm going to need you to try and keep her nice and calm 1135 01:18:28,592 --> 01:18:29,589 - and warm. Okay? - Yeah. 1136 01:18:29,691 --> 01:18:30,592 Okay, I can do that. 1137 01:18:33,265 --> 01:18:34,228 Yeah. 1138 01:18:55,751 --> 01:18:57,518 Happy New Year. 1139 01:19:01,662 --> 01:19:04,125 ...Happy New Year... 1140 01:19:06,797 --> 01:19:08,397 Happy New Year. 1141 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,769 Happy New Year. 1142 01:19:24,579 --> 01:19:28,149 Not only have we been unable to shrink the tumor, 1143 01:19:28,251 --> 01:19:31,956 but in fact the disease seems to have metastasised. 1144 01:19:33,053 --> 01:19:34,791 Which means, I'm afraid, 1145 01:19:34,894 --> 01:19:37,159 we're still not in a position to operate. 1146 01:19:39,164 --> 01:19:42,701 But there are plenty of reasons to remain positive. 1147 01:19:42,804 --> 01:19:45,629 Other treatment options are still available. 1148 01:19:45,731 --> 01:19:49,938 Failure first time around has almost no bearing whatsoever 1149 01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:52,272 on the likelihood of second-line success. 1150 01:20:00,684 --> 01:20:01,887 It's fine. I'm fine. 1151 01:20:05,823 --> 01:20:07,852 I'm okay. It's okay, honestly. 1152 01:20:07,954 --> 01:20:09,158 Yeah. 1153 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,029 It's okay not to be okay. 1154 01:20:15,368 --> 01:20:16,330 It's a lot. 1155 01:20:17,331 --> 01:20:19,432 You've been through a lot, both of you. 1156 01:20:25,711 --> 01:20:27,808 Gosh. Christ. 1157 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,147 Sorry. 1158 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,216 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 1159 01:20:38,318 --> 01:20:40,883 Not exactly haute cuisine. 1160 01:20:40,986 --> 01:20:42,053 Thank you. 1161 01:20:43,759 --> 01:20:45,292 Oh. Thanks. 1162 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:48,900 What did you go for? 1163 01:20:50,402 --> 01:20:51,932 Twix. 1164 01:20:52,035 --> 01:20:53,668 - Nice. - Yeah. 1165 01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:56,105 - What about you? - Bounty. 1166 01:20:59,744 --> 01:21:02,980 When in Rome. 1167 01:21:20,599 --> 01:21:21,966 Meant to ask, erm... 1168 01:21:23,265 --> 01:21:25,766 I have a feeling my 4:00 is gonna overrun. 1169 01:21:25,868 --> 01:21:27,269 I don't suppose 1170 01:21:27,371 --> 01:21:29,575 there's any chance you might be able to do pick-up? 1171 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:31,041 Erm, only if you have the time. 1172 01:21:32,879 --> 01:21:35,409 - Definitely. - Thank you. That'd be great. 1173 01:21:37,581 --> 01:21:38,643 Pleasure. 1174 01:21:57,232 --> 01:21:59,436 Okay, so that is 15 minutes over. 1175 01:21:59,538 --> 01:22:00,500 Fuck. 1176 01:22:13,782 --> 01:22:15,020 Sixteen. 1177 01:22:15,953 --> 01:22:18,050 Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop. 1178 01:22:18,152 --> 01:22:19,253 It's fucked. It's... We're... 1179 01:22:19,355 --> 01:22:20,791 We're still far too fucking slow on the prep. 1180 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:22,125 And this whole sous vide situation 1181 01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:23,921 - is fucking killing us! - All right. All right. Easy. 1182 01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:25,025 Let's take five. 1183 01:22:25,127 --> 01:22:26,328 No, I don't wanna take a break. 1184 01:22:26,430 --> 01:22:27,791 I don't wanna take five. I wanna go back to the start. 1185 01:22:27,894 --> 01:22:29,900 I need to look at the plans. I need to look at the timings. 1186 01:22:30,002 --> 01:22:31,498 I need to figure this shit the fuck out. 1187 01:22:32,033 --> 01:22:34,005 Sick of this shit! 1188 01:22:41,713 --> 01:22:43,948 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1189 01:22:44,050 --> 01:22:45,681 Yeah, you're right. Let's take a break. 1190 01:22:45,783 --> 01:22:46,880 Let's take five. 1191 01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:47,310 Right, what's next? 1192 01:23:48,143 --> 01:23:49,845 - Octopus? -Yep. 1193 01:24:10,497 --> 01:24:11,729 Where the hell were you? 1194 01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:16,435 You said you were gonna 1195 01:24:16,537 --> 01:24:17,703 - do pick-up. - I was in the restaurant. 1196 01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:23,378 - Oh, my God. - No. 1197 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,708 You weren't in the restaurant, cos I spoke to Skye. 1198 01:24:25,812 --> 01:24:27,217 She didn't know where the hell you were either. 1199 01:24:27,319 --> 01:24:29,082 Was everything okay with the... With the pick-up? 1200 01:24:29,184 --> 01:24:30,452 No, not particularly. 1201 01:24:33,354 --> 01:24:34,521 Jesus. 1202 01:24:37,429 --> 01:24:39,589 I was this close to calling round A&E departments. 1203 01:24:39,691 --> 01:24:41,528 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1204 01:24:46,473 --> 01:24:47,469 Erm... 1205 01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:58,380 I'm in training for the Bocuse d'Or. 1206 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:06,455 Hmm. 1207 01:25:08,357 --> 01:25:09,957 - Beg your pardon? - Not... Not the final. 1208 01:25:10,059 --> 01:25:11,025 Just the Euros. 1209 01:25:11,127 --> 01:25:13,758 We, erm... We won the UK heat. 1210 01:25:15,028 --> 01:25:16,834 How long? 1211 01:25:16,937 --> 01:25:18,730 - Huh? - How long have you been 1212 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:21,104 prioritising fucking cooking instead of getting better? 1213 01:25:21,206 --> 01:25:23,107 Er, the UK heat was back in October 1214 01:25:23,209 --> 01:25:26,011 and the, er, Euro qualifiers are coming up soon. 1215 01:25:26,112 --> 01:25:28,811 Do... Do the hospital know? Did they, erm... 1216 01:25:28,913 --> 01:25:31,446 Did you... Please. 1217 01:25:33,083 --> 01:25:34,083 Please. Please tell me that... 1218 01:25:34,185 --> 01:25:36,219 That they, erm, and that you... 1219 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,185 What difference does it make if they know? 1220 01:25:38,287 --> 01:25:41,819 Oh, grow up, will you, Almut? 1221 01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,559 You have cancer. 1222 01:25:45,457 --> 01:25:46,523 You have cancer, Al. 1223 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:49,131 No, you grow up, you fucking dick. 1224 01:25:49,233 --> 01:25:52,529 The difference this could make is... 1225 01:25:52,631 --> 01:25:55,207 It's vast. 1226 01:25:56,107 --> 01:25:57,869 Why? Why are you taking the risk? 1227 01:25:59,211 --> 01:26:02,013 - Isn't it obvious? - No, actually, it's not. 1228 01:26:02,115 --> 01:26:03,311 - Not to me. - I'm... I'm not exactly 1229 01:26:03,413 --> 01:26:06,150 gonna get the chance again, am I? 1230 01:26:06,252 --> 01:26:07,985 What is that supposed to mean? In what reality... 1231 01:26:08,087 --> 01:26:10,152 It means I'm not particularly interested 1232 01:26:10,254 --> 01:26:12,148 in dying with fuck all to show for it. 1233 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,291 Oh, okay. 1234 01:26:15,393 --> 01:26:17,422 So we're not... We're not enough for you? 1235 01:26:17,524 --> 01:26:19,665 Is that... Is that what it is? 1236 01:26:21,129 --> 01:26:22,967 Award-winning chef 1237 01:26:23,069 --> 01:26:25,662 cum-former figure-skating nutcase... 1238 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:27,232 No, now you're just being mean. 1239 01:26:27,334 --> 01:26:29,172 No, no, no. No, I'm not. 1240 01:26:29,275 --> 01:26:31,034 I'm... I'm honestly... I'm trying to understand 1241 01:26:31,136 --> 01:26:36,378 what it is that motivates an otherwise perfectly sane... 1242 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:39,214 Of course you factor into my thinking, you fuck! 1243 01:26:39,316 --> 01:26:40,848 Okay, so, then, I don't understand. 1244 01:26:40,951 --> 01:26:42,053 I'm sorry. 1245 01:26:42,154 --> 01:26:43,383 But, I really... Honest to God, I don't. 1246 01:26:43,485 --> 01:26:45,653 Maybe... I mean, Jesus! 1247 01:26:46,290 --> 01:26:47,688 I mean, did it ever occur to you 1248 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:50,756 that maybe I don't wanna just be someone's dead fucking mom? 1249 01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:56,329 I mean, at this point nothing terrifies me more 1250 01:26:56,431 --> 01:26:58,103 than the thought of having her 1251 01:26:58,205 --> 01:27:01,270 having nothing whatsoever to remember me by. 1252 01:27:01,374 --> 01:27:03,107 And it's like there's this... This bit of me 1253 01:27:03,209 --> 01:27:05,074 that is fucking desperate for her to know 1254 01:27:05,175 --> 01:27:06,508 that I didn't just give up. 1255 01:27:08,478 --> 01:27:09,841 And wouldn't it be quite the thing 1256 01:27:09,943 --> 01:27:13,083 if maybe one day she decided to look back on this time, 1257 01:27:13,185 --> 01:27:14,812 she actually chose to look back 1258 01:27:14,915 --> 01:27:18,756 on this entire godforsaken episode and thought, 1259 01:27:18,858 --> 01:27:21,187 "Wow, that's my mom"? 1260 01:27:26,193 --> 01:27:27,365 I don't... 1261 01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:31,597 I don't want my relationship with Ella 1262 01:27:31,699 --> 01:27:34,937 to be solely defined by my decline. 1263 01:27:51,388 --> 01:27:52,816 Or maybe I actually just can't bear 1264 01:27:52,918 --> 01:27:54,919 the thought of being forgotten. 1265 01:27:57,458 --> 01:27:58,990 I'm not sure which is worse. 1266 01:28:15,908 --> 01:28:18,749 Wanting us to remember your achievements 1267 01:28:18,851 --> 01:28:19,812 is one thing. 1268 01:28:21,816 --> 01:28:24,455 Wanting us to somehow remember your achievements 1269 01:28:24,557 --> 01:28:26,556 that we have absolutely no fucking knowledge of... 1270 01:28:26,658 --> 01:28:29,192 Okay, I get it, I fucked up. I fucked up. Please stop. 1271 01:28:29,294 --> 01:28:31,461 Please. Please stop going on about it. 1272 01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:40,338 When is it? 1273 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,801 The thing? 1274 01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:47,874 The European qualifying, what... Whatever? 1275 01:28:51,245 --> 01:28:52,416 June. 1276 01:28:53,412 --> 01:28:54,617 June? 1277 01:29:01,926 --> 01:29:03,956 June the, erm... 1278 01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:07,398 It's the 5th and 6th of June. 1279 01:29:13,839 --> 01:29:16,638 Oh, right. 1280 01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:19,642 I'm so sorry, Tobias. 1281 01:29:21,276 --> 01:29:23,276 I am. 1282 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,145 Aerodynamic, innit? 1283 01:32:32,267 --> 01:32:34,333 Chef, I think I might be about to throw up. 1284 01:32:37,204 --> 01:32:39,208 Oh, shit. Erm, do you... Do you have a buck... 1285 01:32:39,310 --> 01:32:40,169 Can I have a bucket? 1286 01:32:40,271 --> 01:32:42,613 Like a cup, or... 1287 01:32:43,613 --> 01:32:44,574 Okay, there you go. 1288 01:32:48,613 --> 01:32:50,588 Okay. 1289 01:33:00,397 --> 01:33:02,299 - Better? - Oui, Chef. 1290 01:33:05,538 --> 01:33:08,070 Sometimes, Chef, inside just wants out. 1291 01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:10,704 - Okay? - Yeah. 1292 01:33:10,806 --> 01:33:12,301 Yeah. Let's do it. 1293 01:33:16,547 --> 01:33:20,112 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1294 01:33:21,446 --> 01:33:25,921 ♪ Get a feeling that I never Never knew before ♪ 1295 01:33:26,524 --> 01:33:28,917 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1296 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:31,388 ♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪ 1297 01:33:36,901 --> 01:33:38,929 Please welcome the United Kingdom, 1298 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:40,637 Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim. 1299 01:33:40,738 --> 01:33:43,273 Come on, England! I can't hear you! 1300 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:44,407 Impressive start 1301 01:33:44,508 --> 01:33:45,904 with a plate presentation. 1302 01:33:46,006 --> 01:33:47,476 Please welcome Norway. 1303 01:33:47,579 --> 01:33:49,476 Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen. 1304 01:34:02,389 --> 01:34:04,357 Come on, you Brits! 1305 01:34:11,633 --> 01:34:12,602 Ready, go. 1306 01:34:12,704 --> 01:34:14,833 Here we go. 1307 01:34:14,935 --> 01:34:16,702 United Kingdom. 1308 01:34:16,804 --> 01:34:19,040 Start! 1309 01:34:34,789 --> 01:34:36,021 That's your mom. 1310 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:38,293 Team UK! Team UK! Go on, Team UK! 1311 01:34:38,395 --> 01:34:39,360 Come on, GB! 1312 01:35:04,956 --> 01:35:05,884 Okay, let's get them out. 1313 01:35:05,986 --> 01:35:07,451 Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming. 1314 01:35:08,688 --> 01:35:10,124 Here we go. 1315 01:35:12,158 --> 01:35:14,157 -Thank you. - Well done. 1316 01:35:14,258 --> 01:35:16,800 Good. 1317 01:35:17,769 --> 01:35:20,433 Let's go, mom! Let's go, Almut! 1318 01:35:42,856 --> 01:35:44,059 Whoa. 1319 01:36:00,746 --> 01:36:02,206 Go, go, go... 1320 01:36:02,308 --> 01:36:04,777 Team United Kingdom, 1321 01:36:04,879 --> 01:36:07,346 thirty seconds to finish. 1322 01:36:07,448 --> 01:36:10,789 Let's go, Almut! 1323 01:36:17,931 --> 01:36:19,430 Keep going! Down to the wire, guys! 1324 01:36:19,532 --> 01:36:21,062 Couple more seconds. Come on! 1325 01:36:27,937 --> 01:36:30,573 Ten, nine, eight... 1326 01:36:30,674 --> 01:36:34,339 Seven, six, five, four, 1327 01:36:34,808 --> 01:36:37,514 three, two, one. 1328 01:36:37,617 --> 01:36:39,944 Yes! All right! 1329 01:36:40,046 --> 01:36:41,110 -All right? - Yeah. 1330 01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:42,715 - Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 1331 01:36:42,817 --> 01:36:45,285 One, two, three. 1332 01:36:45,387 --> 01:36:47,225 -United Kingdom! - Well done, well done. 1333 01:37:02,001 --> 01:37:04,066 She did it. She did it. 1334 01:37:12,516 --> 01:37:13,983 I did it. 1335 01:37:18,556 --> 01:37:19,923 Amazing. 1336 01:37:20,821 --> 01:37:22,090 I love you. 1337 01:38:00,298 --> 01:38:01,262 Chef? 1338 01:38:30,862 --> 01:38:32,959 I'll see you soon, Chef. 1339 01:39:06,795 --> 01:39:09,264 Oh. Hi. 1340 01:39:14,801 --> 01:39:16,006 Come on. 1341 01:39:22,941 --> 01:39:24,113 Let's go. 1342 01:39:36,157 --> 01:39:38,523 Ready? And we're off. 1343 01:39:42,334 --> 01:39:43,627 Turning. 1344 01:39:47,838 --> 01:39:49,469 It's good. 1345 01:39:51,674 --> 01:39:52,604 It's good. 1346 01:39:53,104 --> 01:39:56,145 Ooh. 1347 01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:58,111 Ooh! 1348 01:40:03,150 --> 01:40:05,353 - Okay. Watch mommy. - Okay. 1349 01:40:08,991 --> 01:40:10,160 There she goes. 1350 01:40:11,463 --> 01:40:13,295 Bye, mommy! 1351 01:40:13,397 --> 01:40:14,361 Bye! 1352 01:40:38,753 --> 01:40:39,750 Mwah! 1353 01:41:19,564 --> 01:41:20,526 Okay. 1354 01:41:22,394 --> 01:41:23,868 Okay. 1355 01:41:23,970 --> 01:41:25,399 Let's put them on the table, yeah? 1356 01:41:26,902 --> 01:41:28,473 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1357 01:41:28,575 --> 01:41:29,969 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1358 01:41:30,070 --> 01:41:31,570 Cos it's egg time. 1359 01:41:33,309 --> 01:41:35,204 Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry. 1360 01:41:35,306 --> 01:41:36,477 How's that look? 1361 01:41:37,111 --> 01:41:38,374 - Good? - Yeah. Yeah. 1362 01:41:38,476 --> 01:41:40,244 - In the basket. - Yep. 1363 01:41:40,346 --> 01:41:42,283 In the basket, please. 1364 01:41:42,384 --> 01:41:44,580 Check that one for me, please, egg-checker. 1365 01:41:44,682 --> 01:41:46,116 How many eggs do you want, darling? 1366 01:41:46,217 --> 01:41:47,487 Five. 1367 01:41:47,589 --> 01:41:49,758 You can have as many as you want. Five is good. 1368 01:41:49,860 --> 01:41:51,225 -Yep. - Yep. 1369 01:41:51,327 --> 01:41:53,861 - Oh, yeah, check that. -Yep. Yep. 1370 01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:01,633 One, two, jump. What a jump! 1371 01:42:04,006 --> 01:42:05,835 Okay, do you remember 1372 01:42:07,143 --> 01:42:09,346 the best way to crack an egg? 1373 01:42:09,949 --> 01:42:11,610 Always on a flat surface, yeah? 1374 01:42:13,479 --> 01:42:15,251 -Yeah. - And then in there. 1375 01:42:16,581 --> 01:42:17,547 That goes in there. 1376 01:42:17,649 --> 01:42:19,788 You want to try? 1377 01:42:21,752 --> 01:42:22,957 You got it. You got it. 1378 01:42:23,059 --> 01:42:24,327 Open that a bit there. 1379 01:42:25,690 --> 01:42:28,058 Ah, yeah, you did it. 1380 01:42:32,604 --> 01:42:33,566 Stop. 1381 01:42:35,541 --> 01:42:36,636 Perfect. 1382 01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:40,141 No shells. 1383 01:42:40,243 --> 01:42:41,772 There's no shells? 1384 01:42:43,111 --> 01:42:44,847 - Okay, so next... - Yeah? 1385 01:42:59,424 --> 01:43:01,430 Bye-bye. 1386 01:43:03,495 --> 01:43:05,862 Bye. 1387 01:43:07,433 --> 01:43:09,933 Bye-bye. 1388 01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:23,244 ♪ My defense is down ♪ 1389 01:44:23,346 --> 01:44:27,351 ♪ I want you to surround me ♪ 1390 01:44:28,888 --> 01:44:32,816 ♪ Anytime I go out ♪ 1391 01:44:32,918 --> 01:44:37,525 ♪ You're still the only sound that I hear ♪ 1392 01:44:38,626 --> 01:44:42,794 ♪ You've taken me to higher ground ♪ 1393 01:44:44,464 --> 01:44:47,833 ♪ I'm never coming down ♪ 1394 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:53,276 ♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪ 1395 01:44:53,378 --> 01:44:57,842 ♪ It's like there's no one else around ♪ 1396 01:44:59,117 --> 01:45:03,647 ♪ And I ♪ 1397 01:45:03,750 --> 01:45:08,358 ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪ 1398 01:45:09,091 --> 01:45:12,089 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1399 01:45:12,192 --> 01:45:14,094 ♪ Feel ♪ 1400 01:45:14,195 --> 01:45:15,959 ♪ For life ♪ 1401 01:45:19,267 --> 01:45:22,199 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1402 01:45:22,301 --> 01:45:24,203 ♪ Feel ♪ 1403 01:45:24,305 --> 01:45:26,376 ♪ For life ♪ 1404 01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:34,746 ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1405 01:45:34,849 --> 01:45:38,250 ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪ 1406 01:45:38,353 --> 01:45:40,122 ♪ Still learning ♪ 1407 01:45:40,224 --> 01:45:44,589 ♪ Let your troubles out ♪ 1408 01:45:44,691 --> 01:45:48,794 ♪ They will never be a burden ♪ 1409 01:45:50,168 --> 01:45:54,636 ♪ You put your trust in me ♪ 1410 01:45:55,768 --> 01:46:00,003 ♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪ 1411 01:46:00,671 --> 01:46:04,448 ♪ All I ever need ♪ 1412 01:46:05,547 --> 01:46:09,716 ♪ Is right under your surface ♪ 1413 01:46:10,683 --> 01:46:15,324 ♪ And I ♪ 1414 01:46:15,425 --> 01:46:19,792 ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪ 1415 01:46:20,525 --> 01:46:23,732 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1416 01:46:23,835 --> 01:46:25,461 ♪ Feel ♪ 1417 01:46:25,563 --> 01:46:27,702 ♪ For life ♪ 1418 01:46:30,976 --> 01:46:33,974 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1419 01:46:34,077 --> 01:46:35,912 ♪ Feel ♪ 1420 01:46:36,014 --> 01:46:37,811 ♪ For life ♪ 1421 01:46:43,087 --> 01:46:45,184 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 1422 01:46:45,286 --> 01:46:47,653 ♪ Oh, me ♪ 1423 01:46:47,756 --> 01:46:51,660 ♪ There's something I've not told you ♪ 1424 01:46:53,196 --> 01:46:55,327 ♪ I'm on your team ♪ 1425 01:46:55,429 --> 01:46:57,563 ♪ Your team ♪ 1426 01:46:57,666 --> 01:47:01,934 ♪ But I can't always coach you ♪ 1427 01:47:03,241 --> 01:47:05,810 ♪ There's no in-between ♪ 1428 01:47:05,912 --> 01:47:08,243 ♪ Between ♪ 1429 01:47:08,345 --> 01:47:12,450 ♪ I want the truth only ♪ 1430 01:47:15,617 --> 01:47:19,753 ♪ Could you love me wholly ♪ 1431 01:47:27,662 --> 01:47:32,369 ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1432 01:47:32,472 --> 01:47:35,971 ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪ 89899