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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,142 ‫Woman: ‫ PREVIOUSLY ON ‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:18,719 ‫SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,122 ‫HERE. 4 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,058 ‫- ALL YOURS. ‫- OKAY, HERE WE GO. 5 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,026 ‫ONE MORE TIME, LADIES. ‫LET'S GO. 6 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,629 ‫HI, TINA CHOI. ‫"KANSAS CITY HERALD." 7 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,164 ‫KATHRYN, DID YOU ‫READ THIS ARTICLE? 8 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,134 ‫WE SOUND TOTALLY FINE ABOUT ‫MISSING OUT ON RAISING ‫OUR OWN DAUGHTERS. 9 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:36,770 ‫SIMONE IS ONE OF BAY'S ‫GOOD FRIENDS. 10 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,707 ‫WELL, USED TO BE ‫GOOD FRIEND-- 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,175 ‫OR ACTUALLY ‫I DON'T KNOW. 12 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:44,078 ‫- CAN I SEE YOUR HEARING AIDS? ‫- IT DOESN'T TURN OFF MY BRAIN. 13 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,180 ‫ONLY MY EARS. 14 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:49,783 ‫( gasps ) ‫GET IN HERE NOW! 15 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,123 ‫( pop music playing ) 16 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,194 ‫* SHE DON'T KNOW ‫ WHAT SHE WANTS TO BE * 17 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:03,097 ‫* ALL THE PICTURES ‫ IN THE MAGAZINES * 18 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,666 ‫* HOLDING HANDS ‫ WHEN SHE'S MAD AT ME * 19 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,202 ‫* 'CAUSE SHE DON'T WANT TO GO, ‫ DON'T WANT TO GO * 20 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,104 ‫- * I MET HER AT... ‫- EXCUSE ME. 21 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,040 ‫ARE YOU OKAY? 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,809 ‫OH, JUST FINE. ‫THANKS. 23 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,146 ‫CAN WE HURRY UP, PLEASE? 24 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:21,048 ‫* SINGING "OH OH" 25 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,717 ‫* WON'T YOU HELP ME ‫ SING THIS SONG? * 26 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,154 ‫* SINGING THE EEE EEE 27 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,756 ‫* SHE DON'T EVER WANT ‫ TO GO TO SLEEP * 28 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:32,226 ‫* SINGING HEY, MAMA, ‫ DON'T LET ME DRIVE OFF * 29 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,795 ‫* JUST A KISS ‫ BEFORE I LEAVE * 30 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,665 ‫* HEY, LADY, ‫ DON'T SAY MAYBE * 31 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,100 ‫* YOU'RE THE ONE ‫ THAT I CAN BELIEVE * 32 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,103 ‫* HEY, MAMA, ‫ HEY HEY, MAMA * 33 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,238 ‫* COME ON, OH 34 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,241 ‫* UH-OH ‫ UH-OH OH OH * 35 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,178 ‫* UH-OH UH-OH ‫ OH OH... * 36 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,853 ‫I DON'T THINK ‫WE CAN USE THAT ONE. 37 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:09,129 ‫BECAUSE IT'S STAGED. ‫WE TOLD THOSE GUYS 38 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,799 ‫TO ACT LIKE ‫WE WEREN'T THERE. 39 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:17,104 ‫SO TO REALLY BE PLANKING, 40 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:21,842 ‫YOU CAN'T STAGE ‫OR PHOTOSHOP ANYTHING. 41 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,147 ‫WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 42 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,719 ‫AHA HA HA-- FUNNY. 43 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:35,289 ‫I'M JUST SAYING TRUE ART, ‫IT NEEDS TO BE 44 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,824 ‫AUTHENTIC. 45 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,159 ‫PEOPLE CAN SENSE ‫WHEN SOMETHING IS PHONY. 46 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,729 ‫- ( camera clicks ) ‫- OKAY, STOP! 47 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,931 ‫STOP THAT. 48 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,837 ‫( grunts ) ‫OH, HE-- HELLO. 49 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,171 ‫HI. 50 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,261 ‫SOMETHING ‫WITHOUT SOMETHING? 51 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:20,234 ‫I CAN'T TALK... 52 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,976 ‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 53 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,247 ‫OKAY, BYE. 54 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,975 ‫OH, HEELS AND AN APRON-- ‫HOW "MAD MEN" OF YOU, MOM. 55 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:06,280 ‫- I HAVE A MEETING TODAY. ‫- YOWZA, NICE OUTFIT. 56 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,216 ‫YOU SHOULD BRING THIS ‫NEXT TIME WE GO SOMEWHERE. 57 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,351 ‫- EW. ‫- EW. 58 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,886 ‫- ( laughs ) ‫- WHO ARE YOU MEETING? 59 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,389 ‫OH, TINA CHOI. 60 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,991 ‫THE REPORTER FROM ‫THE "KANSAS CITY HERALD." 61 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,227 ‫- OH YEAH. ‫- YEAH, SHE CALLED YOUR MOTHER. 62 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,995 ‫SHE WANTS TO CHECK IN ‫AND SEE HOW WE'RE DOING. 63 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,833 ‫I TOLD WILKE I'D MEET HIM EARLY. ‫SO I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. 64 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,969 ‫ALL RIGHT, WELL, ‫I'M GONNA LET HER KNOW 65 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:33,341 ‫HOW WE FELT ABOUT HER ‫SHE DOESN'T DO IT AGAIN.RE 66 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,011 ‫IT MIGHT BE ‫WITHOUT THE APRON. 67 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,280 ‫OR JUST ADD ‫A WOODEN SPOON MAYBE. 68 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,383 ‫HA HA, VERY VERY FUNNY. 69 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,386 ‫YEAH, THEY GET THAT ‫FROM ME. 70 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,328 ‫WHAT'S UP WITH ‫THE FANCY BREAKFAST? 71 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,997 ‫WHAT? THERE HAS ‫TO BE A REASON? 72 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,433 ‫UH, YEAH. 73 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,870 ‫WELL, WE HAVEN'T HAD ‫MUCH TIME TO TALK 74 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:06,374 ‫SINCE YOU WENT ‫TO THAT MUSIC FESTIVAL. 75 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,042 ‫THERE WASN'T MUCH ‫TO TALK ABOUT. 76 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,979 ‫WHAT ABOUT ‫BAY AND EMMETT? 77 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,415 ‫WHAT ABOUT THEM? 78 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,951 ‫THEY'RE DATING. ‫YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. 79 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,287 ‫I DIDN'T THINK ‫IT WAS IMPORTANT. 80 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,289 ‫IT'S NOT LIKE EMMETT ‫AND I ARE DATING. 81 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,892 ‫NO, BUT-- 82 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,994 ‫YOU TWO SPENT ‫A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER. 83 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,931 ‫EMMETT AND I WILL ‫STILL SEE EACH OTHER. 84 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,066 ‫WE HAVE LIKE ‫FOUR CLASSES TOGETHER. 85 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,069 ‫I JUST... ‫I WISH THAT YOU TWO 86 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,339 ‫HADN'T BEEN SO EXCLUSIVE, ‫THAT'S ALL. 87 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,476 ‫IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ‫OF TIME BY YOURSELF,T 88 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,445 ‫NOW THAT HE AND BAY ‫ARE TOGETHER. 89 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,480 ‫I'M FINE, MOM. 90 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,053 ‫OKAY. 91 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,393 ‫WHAT THE HELL IS A "CAPIBRA" ‫AND WHY DO WE NEED TO SPEND ‫$400 TO BUY ONE? 92 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,429 ‫CAPYBARA. ‫IT'S A 200lb RODENT. 93 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,432 ‫AND WE AREN'T BUYING, ‫WE'RE RENTING-- YOU NEED ‫PERMITS TO BUY ONE. 94 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,100 ‫I DON'T WANT TO RENT ‫OR BUY A CAPYBARA. 95 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:10,438 ‫I WANT TO MAKE A VIDEO ‫THAT SHOWCASES OUR MUSIC, ‫NOT A GIANT RODENT. 96 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,340 ‫AND IT WILL! BUT YOU'VE GOTTA ‫HAVE A HOOK TO GET THEM ‫TO LOOK AT YOU, 97 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,943 ‫THEN YOU DELIVER ‫THE GOODS. BAM! 98 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,111 ‫OKAY, I GET IT-- ‫WE NEED TO MAKE ‫A FLASHY MUSIC VIDEO. 99 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,114 ‫BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR IT? ‫OUR PARENTS AREN'T GOING ‫TO GIVE US THE MONEY. 100 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,050 ‫I KNOW. ‫HOW UNFAIR IS THAT? 101 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,085 ‫YOU RUN UP ‫A FEW GAMBLING DEBTS, ‫STEAL ONE TEST, 102 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,387 ‫AND SUDDENLY THEY ‫TREAT YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL. 103 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:30,057 ‫I DO KNOW ONE WAY ‫WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY. 104 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,426 ‫HOW DO I JUST KNOW ‫THIS IS GONNA SUCK? 105 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,987 ‫I WASN'T EXPECTING 106 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,589 ‫TO SEE YOU UNTIL LATER. 107 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,527 ‫I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. ‫AND YOU TOO-- 108 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,562 ‫I HAVE COOKING ‫CLASS TODAY. 109 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:26,446 ‫YEAH, WHAT WAS ‫THAT ABOUT? 110 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,117 ‫I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU ‫WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ‫WITH HER. 111 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,557 ‫YOU DID? 112 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:39,126 ‫THAT'S GREAT! 113 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,094 ‫BUT WHY WAS SHE MAD? 114 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,463 ‫I MEAN, SHE TALKS, ‫DAPHNE TALKS. 115 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,136 ‫SHE MUST HAVE A REASON ‫FOR NOT WANTING YOU ‫TO TAKE IT. 116 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,608 ‫SHE THINKS ‫THAT I MADE YOU? 117 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,112 ‫AND IF I DID ‫ASK YOU TO? 118 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,517 ‫BUT I DO. 119 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:07,588 ‫EMMETT, SHE IS NOT ‫JUST YOUR MOM. 120 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,223 ‫SHE'S MY MOM'S ‫BEST FRIEND. 121 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:14,161 ‫SHE COACHES DAPHNE'S TEAM ‫WITH MY DAD. 122 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,196 ‫I CAN'T HAVE HER ‫HATE ME. 123 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,168 ‫OH, SHE DOES. ‫SHE HATES ME. 124 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,640 ‫EMMETT, I-- 125 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,614 ‫( sighs ) 126 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,121 ‫* IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU 127 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,256 ‫* I'D TURN A BLIND EYE... 128 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,492 ‫THE REF DIDN'T EVEN ‫BELIEVE SHE HIT ME 129 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,527 ‫UNTIL THE DOCTOR LOOKED ‫AT MY ELBOW AFTER THE GAME. 130 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,229 ‫- NO FOUL? ‫- NOPE. 131 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,498 ‫BUT WE GOT OUR REVENGE. ‫SCORED 12 MORE POINTS 132 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,634 ‫- ON OF HER BY ‫ THE END OF THE QUARTER. ‫- OH, THAT'S AWESOME! 133 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,638 ‫I MEAN, I'M SORRY ‫YOU GOT HURT, BUT IT MUST BE ‫SO FUN TO PLAY THAT HARD. 134 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,607 ‫OH YEAH. 135 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,274 ‫- HEY. ‫- HEY. 136 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,678 ‫- DO YOU KNOW SIMONE? ‫- UH, YEAH, SINCE LIKE ‫ KINDERGARTEN. 137 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:08,515 ‫HOW'S THAT MR. WAFFLES? ‫CUTEST DOG EVER. 138 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,183 ‫HE DIED LAST SUMMER. 139 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,319 ‫OH. 140 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,555 ‫YOU GUYS ARE IN ‫COOKING CLASS TOGETHER. 141 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,692 ‫YEAH, DAPHNE PULLED MY BACON ‫OUT OF THE FIRE TODAY. 142 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,328 ‫- ( laughter ) ‫- ALWAYS LOOKING ‫ TO SAVE THAT PIG. 143 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,299 ‫SHE'S A VEGETARIAN, ‫SO SHE-- 144 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,201 ‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫IT'S COOL. FORGET IT. 145 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,203 ‫HEY, THANKS ‫FOR STICKING ME ‫WITH THE CLEANUP. 146 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,606 ‫OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN ‫WATCHING YOU 147 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,242 ‫- TRY TO FIGURE OUT ‫ HOW SOAP WORKS. ‫- AHA. 148 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,145 ‫- ( bell rings ) ‫- FIRST BELL. LATER. 149 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:42,149 ‫HEY, WE SHOULD PLAY ‫HOOPS TOGETHER SOMETIME. 150 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,152 ‫THERE'S ACTUALLY ‫A PICK-UP GAME ‫THIS AFTERNOON. 151 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,254 ‫YOU SHOULD ‫TOTALLY COME BY. 152 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,623 ‫WE WANT TO START RIGHT ‫AT THE BEGINNING. 153 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:54,227 ‫BEFORE YOU EVEN HAD THE BABIES-- ‫THE HOPES YOU AND JOHN HAD FOR ‫YOUR LITTLE GOLDEN GIRL, 154 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,263 ‫THE TREPIDATION REGINA ‫MUST HAVE HAD, 155 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,698 ‫BEING A SINGLE MOTHER 156 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,200 ‫WITH AN UNRELIABLE BOYFRIEND ‫AND A DRINKING PROBLEM. 157 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,735 ‫WAIT. H-HOW DO YOU ‫KNOW ALL OF THIS? 158 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,738 ‫I'M A REPORTER. ‫( laughs ) 159 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,709 ‫AND-- AND HOW COULD YOU ‫POSSIBLY GET ALL THAT HAPPENED 160 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,178 ‫INTO ONE FOLLOW-UP ARTICLE? 161 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,680 ‫- ARTICLE? ‫- YEAH. 162 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,182 ‫NO, WE'RE TALKING ‫ABOUT A BOOK. 163 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,651 ‫WE'VE NEVER HAD ‫AS MUCH RESPONSE ‫TO AN ARTICLE 164 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,653 ‫AS WE HAVE TO THAT PIECE ‫I DID ON YOUR FAMILY. 165 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,222 ‫WE'RE STILL GETTING EMAILS ‫FROM PEOPLE WANTING TO KNOW 166 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,291 ‫HOW YOU ARE, ‫HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED. 167 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,326 ‫- WOW. ‫- YEAH, IT'S A NATURAL. 168 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,597 ‫PEOPLE LOVE THIS KIND OF ‫TRUE-LIFE-HORROR-STORY- ‫WITH-A-HAPPY-ENDING. 169 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,599 ‫LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL ‫THAT WAS KIDNAPPED 170 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,735 ‫AND HELD CAPTIVE ‫FOR 18 YEARS ‫AND FOUND ALIVE. 171 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:39,339 ‫OKAY, WE ARE NOT A HORROR STORY ‫AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF ‫BEING TURNED INTO ONE. 172 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,276 ‫KATHRYN, HOWEVER ‫YOU CHARACTERIZE IT, ‫IT IS A GREAT STORY, 173 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,779 ‫SOMEONE IS GOING TO TELL IT-- ‫AUTHORIZED OR NOT. 174 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,249 ‫NOT THAT I WOULD TELL IT ‫ UNAUTHORIZED, OF COURSE. 175 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,752 ‫- OF COURSE NOT. ‫- YOU DON'T WANT ‫ TO WAIT ON THIS. 176 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:56,289 ‫YOU WANT TO GET ‫OUT IN FRONT OF IT-- ‫AND WITH SOMEONE YOU TRUST. 177 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,325 ‫SOMEONE WHO SHARES ‫YOUR MIDWESTERN VALUES. 178 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,327 ‫LIKE YOU? 179 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,263 ‫ABSOLUTELY. 180 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,399 ‫OKAY, THE CARS ROLL OUT, ‫YOU WIPE THEM DOWN, 181 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,770 ‫YOU MAKE SURE THE TIRES ARE ‫CLEAN, THEN YOU FLAP YOUR ‫TOWEL FOR THE CUSTOMER. 182 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,772 ‫DON'T LEAVE ‫RAGS ON THE CAR. 183 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,807 ‫AND YOU WILL BE ‫WEARING THESE. 184 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,378 ‫NO OFFENSE, MR. KENNISH, 185 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,248 ‫BUT WE DON'T WANNA ‫HOLSTER THE GUNS. 186 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,817 ‫THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA ‫GET THE BIG TIPS. 187 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,286 ‫HEH! ‫GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 188 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,454 ‫ALL RIGHT. 189 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,259 ‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL 190 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,761 ‫* Control control control 191 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,399 ‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL... 192 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,409 ‫- CHECK IT. ‫- SO WHAT'S THE SIGN ‫ FOR "YOU'RE GOING DOWN"? 193 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,312 ‫- YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. ‫- TIED GAME, LAST BASKET WINS. 194 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,848 ‫* THEY CAN'T ‫ FIGURE ME OUT * 195 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,417 ‫- * AND WHILE I RUN AWAY... ‫- SHOOT IT. 196 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,821 ‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 197 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,289 ‫NICE. 198 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,457 ‫- HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. ‫- I'M NOT! 199 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,760 ‫WAY TO LET OUT LET ‫THOSE KILLER INSTINCTS. 200 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,830 ‫HEY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT ‫HITTING UP CROSSROADS ‫FOR FIRST FRIDAYS. 201 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:13,300 ‫THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ‫AMAZING THAI FOOD TRUCK. ‫YOU INTERESTED? 202 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,468 ‫I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I'M ‫ACTUALLY GOING TO JOEY'S 203 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,470 ‫- WITH SOME OF THESE GUYS. ‫- OH. 204 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,306 ‫THAT'S OKAY. ‫NEXT TIME. 205 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,875 ‫NO, THIS TIME. ‫YOU SHOULD COME WITH US. 206 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:26,313 ‫- WHO'S JOEY? ‫- NO NO, JOEY'S IS THIS CLUB ‫ NEAR U.M.K.C. 207 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,415 ‫LOTS OF CUTE COLLEGE GUYS. 208 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,717 ‫IT'S OVER-21 THOUGH. ‫YOU NEED A FAKE. 209 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,485 ‫THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 210 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,788 ‫COOL, I'LL TEXT YOU ‫THE INFO THEN. 211 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,857 ‫SWEET. 212 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,861 ‫HEY, COACH. 213 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,363 ‫I'M COACH MEDLOCK. ‫DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 214 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,404 ‫OH-- UH, AHHH. 215 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,373 ‫I-- I DIDN'T SEE YOU. 216 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,441 ‫THERE. 217 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,744 ‫OH, UH, YEAH. 218 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,379 ‫UH... 219 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,814 ‫SOMETIMES I LIKE TO-- 220 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,350 ‫TO SEE HOW THE COLORS ARE 221 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,752 ‫WORKING IN THE NATURAL 222 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,487 ‫LIGHT. ‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫NEVER MIND. 223 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,755 ‫IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 224 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,491 ‫ARE-- ARE YOU HERE ‫TO SEE REGINA? 225 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,866 ‫UH-- OH, WAIT. 226 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,905 ‫I JUST-- ‫I WANT YOU TO KNOW 227 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,408 ‫THAT SPEECH THERAPY 228 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,911 ‫WAS EMMETT'S IDEA. 229 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,481 ‫I DIDN'T ASK HIM ‫TO TAKE IT. 230 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,852 ‫YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 231 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,496 ‫- HEY. ‫- HEY HEY, SWEETIE, ‫ PERFECT TIMING! 232 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,465 ‫LISTEN, I'M THINKING ABOUT ‫CHANGING THE STARTING LINE UP. 233 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,834 ‫I'M THINKING ABOUT ‫MOVING JENNIFER TO FORWARD 234 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,803 ‫AND PULLING EMILY BACK ‫FOR DEFENSE. 235 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,873 ‫- I THINK-- ‫- UH, COACH MEDLOCK WANTS ME ‫ TO PLAY FOR BUCKNER. 236 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,544 ‫OF COURSE HE DOES. ‫HE HAS AN EXCELLENT EYE ‫FOR TALENT. 237 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,948 ‫YEAH, HE SAW ME ‫PLAYING A PICK-UP GAME ‫AT BUCKNER TODAY, 238 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,883 ‫AND HE KNOWS THAT ‫I PLAY FOR CARLTON, 239 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,886 ‫AND SO HE ASKED ME ‫TO JOIN THE TEAM! 240 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,854 ‫EXCEPT YOU'RE ALREADY ‫ON ANOTHER TEAM. 241 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,958 ‫THIS IS BUCKNER. ‫THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION ‫TIMES BETTER. 242 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,927 ‫SWEETIE, 243 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,930 ‫I KNOW THIS IS ‫INCREDIBLY FLATTERING 244 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,432 ‫AND WE CAN REVISIT THIS ‫AT THE END OF THE YEAR. 245 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,600 ‫OR EVEN AT THE END ‫OF THE SEASON. 246 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,004 ‫BUT YOU DON'T ‫QUIT YOUR TEAM. 247 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,908 ‫- OKAY? ‫- RIGHT. 248 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,476 ‫RIGHT, OKAY. 249 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,047 ‫SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ‫OF JENNIFER AT FORWARD? 250 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,583 ‫- THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? ‫- YEAH SURE. 251 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,485 ‫WE PUT HER AT ‫THE THREE POSITION 252 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,621 ‫AND EMILY IS GONNA BE ‫MUCH MORE HELPFUL WITH YOU ‫ON DEFENSE. 253 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,025 ‫WHEN YOU GUYS ARE PRESSING, ‫WE HAVE SOMEONE THERE ‫WHO CAN ACTUALLY MOVE. 254 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,527 ‫RIGHT? 255 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,944 ‫OKAY, WAIT, YOU, ME, ‫YOUR MOM-- WAIT. 256 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,079 ‫WHAT-- OKAY. 257 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,919 ‫WHAT? NO! 258 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,922 ‫NO! ‫NO NO NO NO NO! 259 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,924 ‫WE WILL AVOID HER. 260 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,897 ‫YES. NO! 261 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,633 ‫OH OH, ‫THAT LOOKS WEIRD. 262 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,504 ‫- NOW I HAVE TO GO. ‫- HEY, UM, 263 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,540 ‫I JUST WANTED TO SAY ‫THAT YOU GUYS 264 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,675 ‫MAKE A REALLY CUTE COUPLE. 265 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,546 ‫UH, REGINA? 266 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,548 ‫YEAH? 267 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,118 ‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING ‫TOMORROW NIGHT? 268 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,955 ‫WILKE! 269 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,559 ‫- HEY. ‫- YOU'RE HERE AND THERE'S ‫ NO COOKING CLASS TODAY. 270 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,061 ‫I KNEW YOU WERE ‫STALKING ME! 271 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,930 ‫WELL, I ACTUALLY HAD ‫A QUESTION FOR YOU. 272 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,698 ‫I FIGURED IT WOULD BE BEST ‫TO ASK IN PERSON. 273 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,967 ‫OH, GOOD COVER. 274 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,070 ‫I... I NEED A FAKE I.D. 275 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,640 ‫THE GUY I KNEW AT CARLTON ‫THAT DID 'EM GRADUATED ‫LAST YEAR. 276 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708 ‫SO I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ‫KNOW SOMEBODY. 277 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,078 ‫THAT COULD COST YOU ‫A FEW BUCKS. 278 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,680 ‫THAT'S OKAY. ‫IT'S IMPORTANT. 279 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:24,684 ‫AND... ‫I'LL BET THERE ARE A LOT ‫OF OTHER KIDS AT CARLTON 280 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,154 ‫WHO ALSO MIGHT ‫BE IN THE MARKET ‫FOR A FAKE I.D. 281 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,091 ‫YEAH, PROBABLY. ‫SO-- 282 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,959 ‫DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY OR--? 283 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,128 ‫ACTUALLY, I DO. 284 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,598 ‫AS IT HAPPENS, ‫I AM THE GUY ‫YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 285 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,668 ‫- REALLY? THAT'S GREAT. ‫- NOW WHY DON'T YOU AND I ‫ GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, 286 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,136 ‫DISCUSS THE PARTICULARS ‫OF YOUR I.D. 287 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,605 ‫AND HOW WE MIGHT ‫MARKET MY SERVICES ‫TO YOUR CLASSMATES 288 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,707 ‫- ( bell rings ) ‫- I ACTUALLY GOT TO GET ‫ BACK TO CARLTON. 289 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,643 ‫WE'VE GOT A GAME TODAY. ‫BUT TEXT ME, OKAY? ‫THANK YOU. 290 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,048 ‫- HUH. ‫- HEY, WHAT WAS DAPHNE ‫ DOING HERE? 291 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,717 ‫HELPING US BUY ‫A CAPYBARA. 292 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,188 ‫( rock music playing ) 293 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,591 ‫* WAKEY WAKEY 294 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,759 ‫* NO MISTAKEY 295 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,163 ‫* YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY ‫ IN ANY ROOM FOR SURE * 296 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,134 ‫* WITTY WITTY, ‫ SUCH A PITY * 297 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,137 ‫* YOUR FINALE'S JUST ‫ AN ENDLESS OVERTURE * 298 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,141 ‫* LORDY LORDY, ‫ ALL ABOARDY * 299 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:25,011 ‫* ON THE TRACK THAT CIRCLES ‫ ROUND AND ROUND AGAIN * 300 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,648 ‫* 30, 30, ‫ WATCH THE BIRDIE * 301 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,718 ‫* IN A FLASH, LIFE WILL ‫ PASS AROUND THE BEND. * 302 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,821 ‫( giggles ) 303 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,796 ‫THIS IS A WHOLE ‫VIDEO TUTORIAL ON HOW ‫TO MAKE FAKE IDENTITY CARDS. 304 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,098 ‫HEY, DO YOU MIND? ‫I STILL CAN'T FIND MINE. 305 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:23,069 ‫- YEAH, GO AHEAD. ‫- LOOKS LIKE THE HOT TIP IS ‫ TO MAKE IT FROM ANOTHER STATE. 306 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,172 ‫WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 307 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,207 ‫STARTING OUR OWN ‫SMALL BUSINESS. ‫FAKE I.D.s. 308 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,676 ‫WANT TO GET BACK IN THE POOL? ‫GIVE YOU THE FAMILY RATE. 309 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,244 ‫- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? ‫- WHAT? 310 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,213 ‫YOU GET CAUGHT NOW NO ONE ‫CAN HAVE A FAKE I.D.? 311 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,783 ‫UH, HAVING ONE ‫AND SELLING THEM ARE ‫TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. 312 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,152 ‫I GET CAUGHT, I GET ‫COMMUNITY SERVICE. 313 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,121 ‫YOU GET CAUGHT, ‫YOU GET A CELL AND ‫A ROOMMATE AT LEAVENWORTH. 314 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,257 ‫SHE DOES HAVE A POINT. 315 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,159 ‫MAYBE THIS ISN'T ‫THE BEST IDEA. 316 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,127 ‫IT'S ON THE INTERNET, DUDE. ‫IT'S JUST-- 317 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,797 ‫"A UNIQUE PARTY FAVOR TO SHARE ‫WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS." 318 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,734 ‫WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH THEM ‫ AFTER THEY GET THEM, 319 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,203 ‫WE HAVE NO CONTROL ‫OVER THAT. 320 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,205 ‫WOW, WAY TO RATIONALIZE. 321 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,207 ‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE ‫TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF 322 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,309 ‫AFTER THE WHOLE ‫STEALING-THE-TEST THING. 323 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,214 ‫OKAY, FINE. ‫LET'S JUST ASK YOUR DAD 324 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,249 ‫FOR A COUPLE EXTRA SHIFTS ‫AT THE CAR WASH. 325 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,251 ‫AT THREE BUCKS A CAR ‫PLUS MINIMUM WAGE, 326 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,119 ‫WE SHOULD BE ABLE ‫TO FUND OUR VIDEO 327 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,822 ‫ABOUT THE TIME "GUITAR FACE" ‫IS READY FOR A REUNION TOUR. 328 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,158 ‫- YEAH, WE SHOULD GET ‫ SOME MORE CARD STOCK. ‫- AND INK CARTRIDGES. 329 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,327 ‫MM-HMM, ‫DEFINITELY. 330 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,800 ‫HEY, MOM-- 331 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,203 ‫WHAT IS ‫WITH THE BOOKS? 332 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,305 ‫OH, IT'S JUST ‫A LITTLE HOMEWORK. 333 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,778 ‫- WHAT'S UP? ‫- I... I NEED SOME ADVICE. 334 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,813 ‫WAIT, FROM ME? 335 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,250 ‫DON'T LOOK ‫SO HAPPY ABOUT IT. ‫THAT JUST MAKES IT HARDER. 336 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,752 ‫SORRY. ‫I'M SORRY. 337 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,256 ‫I THINK EMMETT'S MOM ‫HATES ME. 338 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,226 ‫MELODY? ‫OKAY, WHY WOULD ‫SHE HATE YOU? 339 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,796 ‫EM-EMMETT AND I ‫HAVE KIND OF-- 340 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,799 ‫- WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT. ‫- YOU AND EMMETT? 341 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,168 ‫- I THOUGHT IT WAS ‫ HE AND DAPHNE-- ‫- NO. 342 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,871 ‫- HE AND I ARE TOGETHER. ‫- WAIT, TOGETHER TOGETHER? 343 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,940 ‫ARE YOU TWO-- ‫ARE YOU SERIOUS? 344 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,876 ‫YEAH, MOM, 345 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,345 ‫IT'S KIND OF SERIOUS. 346 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,816 ‫- HUH. ‫- WOW, REALLY?! 347 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,187 ‫- IT'S THAT HARD ‫ TO BELIEVE WE'RE A COUPLE? ‫- NO NO, OF COURSE NOT. 348 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,956 ‫IT'S JUST THAT, ‫WELL, THERE WAS LIAM 349 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,225 ‫- THEN THERE'S TY ‫ AND NOW THERE'S-- ‫- WOW. 350 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,829 ‫YOU AND MELODY SHOULD ‫GET TOGETHER AND DISCUSS WHY ‫I AM SO HORRIBLE FOR EMMETT. 351 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,266 ‫SHE THINKS HE'S FLUNKING OUT ‫BECAUSE OF ME AND YOU THINK ‫I'M SOME SORT OF BOY JUNKIE. 352 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,201 ‫I'M JUST TRYING ‫TO UNDERSTAND, HONEY. 353 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,271 ‫HE AND I HAVE ‫WAY MORE IN COMMON ‫THAN LIAM AND I EVER DID. 354 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,374 ‫AND HE'S AGE APPROPRIATE ‫WHICH I THOUGHT YOU ‫WOULD APPRECIATE. 355 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:45,945 ‫AND, MOM, HE GETS ME ‫AND I GET HIM. 356 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:50,249 ‫WELL, THEN MELODY SHOULD ‫CONSIDER HERSELF LUCKY 357 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,886 ‫THAT HER SON IS DATING ‫SOMEONE AS SMART ‫AND CARING 358 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,823 ‫AND CREATIVE AS YOU. ‫AND IF SHE DOESN'T, 359 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,925 ‫WELL THEN, IT'S HER LOSS. 360 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928 ‫MMM, NO, IT'S MY LOSS ‫BECAUSE ONCE THE MOM ‫DISAPPROVES 361 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,263 ‫OF THE GIRLFRIEND, ‫IT'S JUST A MATTER ‫OF TIME. 362 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:08,301 ‫OH WAIT, WE DO NOT HAVE ‫AS MUCH POWER AS YOU ‫THINK WE DO. 363 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,902 ‫- REALLY? ‫- REALLY. 364 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,340 ‫WAS DATING MELISSA ‫REMEMBER WHEN TOBY ‫MM-HMM, DO YOU 365 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,908 ‫- THE HIPPIE CHICK? ‫- I NEVER SAID A WORD! 366 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,979 ‫YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO! ‫WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ‫TO GET MELODY TO LIKE ME. 367 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,316 ‫SO REGINA AND I ARE GOING ‫TO GO OVER THERE AND... 368 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,420 ‫THE PLAN IS TO TRY ‫AND CONVINCE HER THAT ‫I'M NOT THE ANTICHRIST. 369 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,957 ‫EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW ‫HOW TO DO THAT. 370 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,892 ‫I DON'T KNOW HOW ‫TO MAKE HER LIKE ME. 371 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,329 ‫HONEY, JUST BE YOURSELF. 372 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,998 ‫YEAH, THAT'S EASY ‫FOR YOU TO SAY. 373 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,935 ‫PEOPLE LIKE YOU. ‫THEY DO NOT LIKE ME. 374 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,037 ‫SO I DON'T WANT ‫TO BE MYSELF TONIGHT. ‫I WANT-- 375 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,873 ‫TO BE YOU. 376 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,074 ‫HONEY, YOU'RE-- 377 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,980 ‫YOU COULD LIGHTEN UP ‫A LITTLE ON THE SARCASM. 378 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,350 ‫- MM-HMM. ‫- AND BRING ARTICHOKE DIP. 379 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,952 ‫OH, I LOVE ‫YOUR ARTICHOKE DIP. 380 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,321 ‫EVERYBODY DOES. ‫IT SOUNDS LIKE A VEGETABLE 381 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,056 ‫AND IT'S FULL OF MAYO ‫AND CHEESE. 382 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,059 ‫THERE IS NO WAY MELODY ‫CAN RESIST THAT. 383 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,062 ‫THANK YOU. 384 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,465 ‫YOU'LL WIN HER OVER. 385 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,967 ‫I HOPE SO. 386 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,942 ‫( knocks ) 387 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,477 ‫CAN I COME IN? 388 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,113 ‫YEAH SURE. I'M JUST ‫TAKING A LITTLE BREAK. 389 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,017 ‫SO YOU IN BUSINESS ‫WITH WILKE? 390 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,487 ‫YEAH, IT TURNS OUT 391 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,489 ‫HE'S IN SALES 392 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:40,359 ‫AND I'M IN MANUFACTURING? 393 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:45,432 ‫HE SELLS. I MAKE. 394 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,402 ‫YOU KNOW, NOW THAT ‫I'M LEARNING TO SIGN, 395 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,471 ‫I AM FINDING THAT ‫WE HEARING PEOPLE 396 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,940 ‫- USE FAR TOO MANY WORDS. ‫- ( laughs ) 397 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,076 ‫WELL, I JUST HOPE YOU ‫DON'T GET IN TROUBLE ‫ON MY ACCOUNT. 398 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,079 ‫AHHH. 399 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,982 ‫OKAY. 400 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,519 ‫I NEED SOME ADVICE. 401 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:12,459 ‫I WANT TO QUIT ‫THE CARLTON BASKETBALL TEAM ‫AND JOIN BUCKNER'S. 402 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,394 ‫( mournful tune ) 403 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,098 ‫DOES DAD KNOW? 404 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,367 ‫THAT'S THE ADVICE I NEED. 405 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,137 ‫YOU QUIT BASEBALL. ‫OKAY, SO HOW DID ‫YOU DO IT? 406 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,474 ‫I DON'T KNOW, I JUST 407 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,042 ‫TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT ‫TO PLAY ANYMORE, 408 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,545 ‫THAT SPORTS WAS HIS THING ‫AND MUSIC WAS MY THING. 409 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,448 ‫- AND HE WAS OKAY WITH THAT? ‫- OH, HELL NO. 410 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:38,451 ‫- BUT Y'KNOW, HE HAD BAY. ‫- BAY PLAYED BASEBALL? 411 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,387 ‫SOCCER. ‫FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES 412 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,191 ‫UNTIL WE ALL DECIDED THAT ‫THAT WAS A VERY BAD IDEA. 413 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:51,397 ‫BUT IT GAVE HIM A PLACE ‫TO PUT ALL THAT COACHING-SPORTS ‫CONNECTION STUFF 414 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,601 ‫- WHEN I QUIT. ‫- SO WHAT'D HE DO WITH IT AFTER ‫ BAY STOPPED PLAYING SOCCER? 415 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,071 ‫I DUNNO. I GUESS ‫IT JUST KIND OF WENT AWAY. 416 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,574 ‫UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. 417 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,044 ‫AND YOU'RE NOT A MUSICIAN, 418 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,013 ‫AND YOU'RE ‫NOT AN ARTIST... 419 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,181 ‫I'M AN ATHLETE, ‫LIKE HIM. 420 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:13,085 ‫THE MINI-ME DAD NEVER HAD. ‫AND HE LOVES COACHING YOU. 421 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,421 ‫SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ‫TO STAY? 422 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,590 ‫YOU ASKED FOR MY ADVICE. 423 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,562 ‫Regina: ‫ YOU CAN STILL DO ‫ WHAT YOU WANT. 424 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,464 ‫YOU DON'T HAVE ‫TO LISTEN TO JOHN. 425 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,466 ‫BUT HE'S MY DAD. 426 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,169 ‫HE'S THE WHOLE REASON ‫I CAN EVEN PLAY BASKETBALL. 427 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,072 ‫I MEAN ‫GENETICALLY SPEAKING. 428 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:36,475 ‫( scoffs ) ‫WELL, THAT DOESN'T ‫GIVE HIM VETO POWER 429 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,046 ‫- OVER WHERE YOU CAN PLAY. ‫- I JUST WANT TO PLAY ‫ FOR A GOOD TEAM. 430 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,449 ‫I WANT TO WIN! ‫IT'S THE KENNISH IN ME. ‫I GET THAT FROM HIM TOO. 431 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,217 ‫WELL, SO DO IT. 432 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:49,055 ‫HE STARTED COACHING ‫AT CARLTON FOR ME. 433 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:52,124 ‫I MEAN, HE'S DOING ‫EVERYTHING HE CAN TO-- 434 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,227 ‫YOU KNOW, ‫DO THE DAD THING. 435 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:58,631 ‫SO DON'T DO IT. ‫CARLTON COULD ‫GET BETTER, RIGHT? 436 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,068 ‫NO. 437 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,103 ‫HMPH. 438 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,607 ‫UM, OKAY, NOW IN THE LOUSY ‫TIMING DEPARTMENT, 439 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,243 ‫I NEED TO TELL YOU ‫THAT BAY AND I 440 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,614 ‫ARE GOING OVER TO MELODY ‫AND EMMETT'S HOUSE ‫TOMORROW. 441 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,149 ‫OH. 442 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,553 ‫- OKAY. ‫- BAY FEELS LIKE MELODY ‫ DOESN'T LIKE HER. 443 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:25,091 ‫SO I THOUGHT MAYBE ‫THEY SHOULD GET TO KNOW ‫EACH OTHER BETTER. 444 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,259 ‫OKAY. 445 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,565 ‫OKAY? ‫THAT'S IT? 446 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,104 ‫WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? ‫I HATE MY BASKETBALL TEAM. 447 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,172 ‫I MISS EMMETT. ‫ANGELO'S BACK. 448 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,642 ‫AND I DON'T LIKE ‫SHARING YOU WITH BAY. 449 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,711 ‫BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS. 450 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,854 ‫NO, I BELIEVE YOU, ‫IT JUST FEELS WRONG. 451 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,957 ‫ALL RIGHT. YES. 452 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,593 ‫- OKAY. ‫- ( beeps ) 453 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,896 ‫- THAT WAS OUR LAWYER-- ‫ AMANDA. ‫- AND? 454 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,799 ‫SHE SAYS ‫TINA CHOI IS RIGHT. 455 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,968 ‫IF SHE OR ANYONE ELSE ‫WANTS TO USE PUBLIC RECORD 456 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,738 ‫AND GOSSIP TO WRITE A BOOK ‫ABOUT US, THEY CAN. 457 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,906 ‫SHE HAD NO OTHER ‫SUGGESTIONS? 458 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,742 ‫TO COLLABORATE WITH HER, 459 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,877 ‫TRY TO INFLUENCE ‫WHAT SHE WRITES. 460 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,613 ‫IS THAT SUCH A BAD IDEA? 461 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,882 ‫TINA CHOI WANTS TO MAKE US ‫SOUND LIKE FREAKS! 462 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,818 ‫REGINA IS THE SINGLE ‫ALCOHOLIC MOTHER 463 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,854 ‫WITH THE SWEET ‫HANDICAPPED CHILD. 464 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,690 ‫WE'RE THE MIDWESTERN ‫ROYALTY 465 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,826 ‫SADDLED WITH RAISING ‫THE RAVEN-HAIRED ‫HELL RAISER. 466 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,862 ‫SHE SAID THAT? 467 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:38,698 ‫IN SO MANY WORDS. ‫IF I SIGN ON TO ‫COLLABORATE WITH HER, 468 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,733 ‫SHE'S NOT GOING TO LISTEN ‫TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY 469 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,669 ‫SHE'S GONNA USE MY NAME ‫TO LEGITIMIZE 470 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,805 ‫WHATEVER SALACIOUS SLANT ‫SHE THINKS IS GONNA ‫SELL BOOKS. 471 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,007 ‫I'LL CALL AMANDA. 472 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,911 ‫WHY? YOU THINK SHE'S ‫GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ‫DIFFERENT THAN SHE TOLD ME? 473 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,680 ‫I DON'T KNOW. ‫MAYBE. 474 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,715 ‫- I'LL GIVE HER A PUSH. ‫- I PUSHED. 475 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,983 ‫THAT'S HER ANSWER. 476 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,885 ‫I CAN HANDLE IT. 477 00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,889 ‫OKAY. 478 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,693 ‫SO WHAT'S YOUR ‫ZODIAC SIGN? 479 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,928 ‫- LIBRA. ‫- ( mimics buzzer ) 480 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,899 ‫MY BIRTHDAY ‫IS OCTOBER 22nd. 481 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,967 ‫NO, YOUR BIRTHDAY ‫IS JUNE 24th-- 482 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,670 ‫- IT'S CANCER. ‫- RIGHT. 483 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:18,971 ‫SORRY. ‫I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 484 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:23,810 ‫HEY, UH, MOM MADE SOME ‫EXTRA ARTICHOKE DIP. 485 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,978 ‫IT'S TOBY'S FAVORITE. ‫WHERE IS HE? 486 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:29,749 ‫- HE'S GETTING INK CARTRIDGES. ‫- LOTS OF CARLTON KIDS 487 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,918 ‫IN NEED ‫OF NOVELTY I.D.s. 488 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,053 ‫MMM, THIS STUFF ‫IS AMAZING. 489 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,823 ‫- YOU HAVE A FAKE I.D.? ‫- YEP. 490 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,726 ‫DAPHNE RABINSKY ‫FROM PLEASANTVILLE, ‫NEW YORK. 491 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,728 ‫I'M GOING TO JOEY'S TONIGHT ‫WITH SIMONE 492 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,996 ‫AND SOME OTHER GIRLS ‫FROM THE BUCKNER ‫BASKETBALL TEAM. 493 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,833 ‫- THANKS, WILKE. ‫- MM-HMM. 494 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,869 ‫EXCELLENT. ‫TOBY WOULD'VE LOVED IT. 495 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,847 ‫- HEY. ‫- YEAH? 496 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,783 ‫I JUST WANTED ‫TO TELL YOU TO, UH UH-- 497 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,886 ‫BE CAREFUL WITH SIMONE. 498 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:11,758 ‫- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ‫- SIMONE CAN BE KIND OF... 499 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,895 ‫WHAT? 500 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,831 ‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫NEVER MIND. 501 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,869 ‫WOW! 502 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,104 ‫YOU GOT EMMETT. ‫YOU DATED TY. 503 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,740 ‫YOU DIDN'T WANT ME ‫TO BE WITH LIAM 504 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,810 ‫AND NOW YOU'RE WARNING ‫ME OFF OF SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT ‫EVEN FRIENDS WITH ANYMORE? 505 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:34,781 ‫YOU'RE RIGHT. MY BAD. ‫HAVE A GOOD TIME. 506 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,082 ‫I WILL. 507 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,908 ‫( clicks ) 508 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,114 ‫( door opens ) 509 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,055 ‫HI. 510 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,924 ‫OH, UM, ARTICHOKE DIP. 511 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:23,195 ‫NO, IT WAS ME AND MY MOM. 512 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,100 ‫MY OTHER MOM. 513 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:45,151 ‫DON'T INTERPRET FOR ME. ‫I WANT MELODY TO SEE ‫THAT I'M TRYING. 514 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,053 ‫OKAY. 515 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,872 ‫LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 516 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,941 ‫( rock music playing ) 517 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,116 ‫- NOW WHAT? ‫- THE BOUNCER BARELY EVEN ‫ LOOKED AT YOUR I.D. 518 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,952 ‫- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? ‫- WILKE. 519 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:24,123 ‫I AM SO ‫TALKING TO HIM TOMORROW. ‫OR MAYBE TONIGHT. 520 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:28,127 ‫WILKE, YOU'RE TOO EARLY. ‫I DON'T HAVE MY BEER ‫GOGGLES ON YET. 521 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,063 ‫OH! ‫USUALLY BY 9:00 THAT'S ALL ‫YOU WERE WEARING. 522 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,032 ‫WAIT WAIT-- ‫WERE YOU GUYS TOGETHER? 523 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:36,035 ‫- BRIEFLY. ‫- AND THEN I RELEASED HIM ‫ INTO THE WILD. 524 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,037 ‫HEY, WE'VE GOT ‫A TABLE. 525 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,139 ‫COME ON, YOU CAN BRING ‫YOUR FRIEND HERE, ‫AS LONG AS 526 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,141 ‫HE PROMISES TO DO ‫EVERYTHING WE SAY. 527 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,944 ‫- I'M IN. ‫- WILKE. 528 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,980 ‫- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ‫- YOU INVITED ME. 529 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,149 ‫WELL, YOU TOLD ME WHERE ‫YOU'D BE, WHO YOU'D BE WITH. 530 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,985 ‫IN SOME CULTURES THAT'D BE ‫CONSIDERED A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 531 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:57,089 ‫- I'M SERIOUS. ‫- AND I MAKE YOU LAUGH, THAT'S ‫ WHY WE'RE SO GOOD TOGETHER. 532 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,892 ‫WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. ‫WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 533 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,995 ‫SO I COMPLETELY MISREAD ‫THE MAKING OUT IN THE CAR, 534 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,997 ‫THE HEART-TO-HEART ‫CONVERSATION ON THE DOCK-- 535 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,099 ‫I MIGHT HAVE SENT ‫SOME MIXED SIGNALS. 536 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,201 ‫BUT IT DOESN'T ‫CHANGE HOW I FEEL. 537 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,971 ‫I LOVE TALKING ‫TO YOU, WILKE-- 538 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:14,073 ‫BUT YOU'RE JUST NOT ‫MY TYPE. 539 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,278 ‫SO WHAT'S YOUR TYPE? ‫DEAF AND INTO BAY? 540 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:24,050 ‫- THIS IS NOT ABOUT EMMETT. ‫- REALLY? 541 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,218 ‫- IT'S NOT! ‫- OKAY. 542 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,254 ‫WELL, MESSAGE RECEIVED. 543 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,235 ‫YOU WANT THAT? 544 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,077 ‫PARK PLACE IS ‫A GOOD PROPERTY. 545 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,057 ‫( laughs ) 546 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,170 ‫I'M SORRY. ‫I MISSED A LOT OF THAT. 547 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,084 ‫I LIKE TO WIN TOO. 548 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,992 ‫- AHEM, DAPHNE'S THE ONLY-- ‫- I GOT IT. 549 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,964 ‫IT'S FINE. 550 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,100 ‫I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS ‫HANG OUT A LOT. 551 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,302 ‫( muffled laugh ) 552 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,077 ‫WHAT DID I DO? 553 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,046 ‫YOU SIGNED ‫"HANG OUT" WRONG. 554 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,181 ‫YOU SAID "I KNOW YOU GUYS ‫GET CIRCUMCISED A LOT." 555 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,188 ‫YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME. 556 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,325 ‫MELODY, STOP. 557 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:22,068 ‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫THIS OBVIOUSLY-- 558 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,104 ‫THANK YOU FOR ‫THE LOVELY EVENING. 559 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,006 ‫I'LL JUST-- ‫I'LL TEXT YOU. 560 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,777 ‫I'LL DRIVE YOU. 561 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,247 ‫WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 562 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:43,989 ‫BAY IS MY DAUGHTER ‫AND YOUR SON'S GIRLFRIEND. 563 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,025 ‫YOU OWE HER AN APOLOGY. 564 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,776 ‫- ( pop music playing ) ‫- ( laughing ) 565 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,345 ‫- ( groans ) ‫- NO WAY! 566 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,248 ‫* YOU'RE STILL A STRANGER 567 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:12,251 ‫* YOU'VE GOT NO SHAME 568 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,120 ‫* I'LL WATCH YOU WALKING... 569 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:18,357 ‫OH, ALL TEETH. ‫AND I'M BETTING HE HAD ‫SALAMI FOR DINNER. 570 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,093 ‫All: EWW! 571 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,029 ‫WHAT DID YOU ‫SAY TO HIM? 572 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,265 ‫- "WANNA MAKE OUT?" ‫- SUBTLE. 573 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,235 ‫OKAY, DAPHNE, ‫YOUR TURN. 574 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,337 ‫NO NO NO, DAPHNE'S NOT ‫A PART OF THE TEAM YET, 575 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,339 ‫SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE ‫TO TAKE THE DARE. 576 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,807 ‫I'M SORRY, ‫IT'S KINDA DARK IN HERE. ‫WHAT'D YOU SAY? 577 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:38,210 ‫- YOU DON'T HAVE ‫ TO TAKE THE DARE. ‫- PFFFT! 578 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:41,213 ‫YOU THINK I CAN'T DO IT? ‫PICK THE GUY. 579 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,849 ‫HERE'S TO ‫THE COMPETITIVE SPIRIT. 580 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,154 ‫OKAY, UM, LET'S SEE... 581 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,089 ‫HIM. 582 00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:54,193 ‫- "DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT"? ‫- IT WORKS EVERY TIME. 583 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,102 ‫- HI. ‫- HI. 584 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,239 ‫( mimics ‫howl ) 585 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,242 ‫DON'T LOOK NOW, ‫BUT MY FRIENDS OVER THERE 586 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,179 ‫DARED ME TO COME ‫OVER HERE AND KISS YOU. 587 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,880 ‫DO YOU MIND? 588 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,218 ‫- NOT A BIT. ‫- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES THEN. 589 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:24,256 ‫- ( girls cheering, howling ) ‫- * I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY 590 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,292 ‫- * IT'S SUCH A SHAME... ‫- GIRL, YEAH! 591 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,160 ‫* YOU WEAR THE SNAKESKIN... 592 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,196 ‫WHAT THE HELL ‫ARE YOU DOING? 593 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,231 ‫- OH, UH-OH. ‫- Guy: SHE CAME ON TO ME! 594 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:35,133 ‫- IT WAS A DARE. ‫- DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU? 595 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,404 ‫EXCUSE ME, BUT MY FRIEND'S ‫COLOSTOMY BAG IS ABOUT ‫TO EXPLODE. 596 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,272 ‫- ( laughing ) ‫- HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? 597 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,140 ‫- COME ON. ‫- I GO TO THE BATHROOM... 598 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,876 ‫- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. ‫- DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE ‫ A COLOSTOMY BAG? 599 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,879 ‫- LET'S GO. ‫- HEY, WE NEED TO PAY. 600 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:50,382 ‫OH, UM, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. ‫I'LL MEET YOU GUYS OUT FRONT. 601 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:54,353 ‫- OKAY, COOL. ‫- HEY, UM, I AM SO SORRY ‫ ABOUT THAT. 602 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:58,123 ‫WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ‫THAT WAS REALLY FUN! 603 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,291 ‫OKAY, GOOD. 604 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:01,293 ‫- I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND. ‫- OKAY. 605 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,130 ‫* ALL INTO SHAPES 606 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,466 ‫* AND INTO SHARDS 607 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,435 ‫* WE SMASH LIKE GLASS 608 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,404 ‫* WE FALL LIKE STARS 609 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:14,206 ‫* LEAVE IT ALONE. 610 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,343 ‫SNOOKI POLIZZI WROTE A BOOK. 611 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,445 ‫VALERIE BERTINELLI, ‫SHE WROTE A BOOK. 612 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:23,315 ‫KENDRA WILKINSON-- ‫SHE WROTE TWO. 613 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:28,153 ‫- WHO'S KENDRA WILKINSON? ‫- ONE OF HUGH HEFNER'S ‫ EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 614 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,389 ‫AND KEITH RICHARDS? ‫HE PICKLED HIS BRAIN 615 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,459 ‫ON HEROIN AND METH ‫FOR 20 YEARS AND EVEN ‫HE WROTE A BOOK. 616 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:37,263 ‫ACTUALLY I THINK KEITH ‫WROTE THIS WITH SOMEBODY. 617 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:41,267 ‫WHATEVER. THE POINT IS ‫IF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE CAN ‫WRITE BOOKS ABOUT THEIR LIVES, 618 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,936 ‫WHY CAN'T I? ‫NO ONE KNOWS MY STORY ‫BETTER THAN I DO. 619 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:49,174 ‫AND I GOT STRAIGHT "A"s ‫IN ENGLISH ALL THROUGH ‫COLLEGE-- 620 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,278 ‫INCLUDING TWO UPPER-DIVISION ‫CREATIVE WRITING CLASSES. 621 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:56,282 ‫AND IF I GET STUCK, ‫I CAN ALWAYS GET SOMEONE ‫TO HELP ME. 622 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,450 ‫LIKE KENDRA? 623 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,321 ‫HONEY. ‫WHAT DO YOU THINK? 624 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:05,190 ‫I THINK IT IS ‫AN OUTSTANDING IDEA. 625 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,326 ‫- REALLY? ‫- YEAH. 626 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,295 ‫- YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? ‫- HMM? 627 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,363 ‫I SAY TINA CHOI ‫CAN GO POUND SAND. 628 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,567 ‫- AH AH AHH AH! ‫- BUT-- 629 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:26,978 ‫- SHE IS A TOTAL BITCH. ‫- HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER ‫ SEEN HER LIKE THAT-- 630 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,247 ‫SO IT'S ME. I BRING OUT ‫THE WORST IN HER? 631 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,450 ‫- I DIDN'T SAY THAT. ‫- IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE ‫ I'M HEARING. 632 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,319 ‫YOU'RE HEARING ‫AND SHE LOVES YOU. 633 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,388 ‫I DON'T THINK EMMETT'S ‫EVER BEEN THIS SERIOUS ‫ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE. 634 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:39,358 ‫I THINK IT'S PROBABLY JUST ‫SCARY FOR HER TO THINK ‫ABOUT LOSING HIM. 635 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:43,295 ‫OKAY, SO ‫THE MAMA BEAR SYNDROME? ‫THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT? 636 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,298 ‫- I DIDN'T SAY THAT. ‫- YOU ARE TOTALLY DEFENDING HER. 637 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,468 ‫SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. ‫SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME ‫AND I OWE HER A LOT. 638 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:52,304 ‫- THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT-- ‫ AND YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING. ‫- BAY. 639 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:56,442 ‫DO YOU EVER NOTICE ‫THAT THERE IS ALWAYS ‫SOMEONE BETWEEN US? 640 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,436 ‫- ( door shuts ) ‫- HEY, FORGET YOUR KEY? 641 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,572 ‫NO. I SAW YOU ‫THROUGH THE WINDOW. 642 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,507 ‫I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU. 643 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,576 ‫SURE. ‫WHAT'S UP? 644 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:21,446 ‫I DECIDED TO TAKE ‫COACH MEDLOCK'S OFFER. 645 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,182 ‫I'M GOING TO JOIN ‫THE BUCKNER TEAM. 646 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,484 ‫I THOUGHT ‫WE DISCUSSED THIS. 647 00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:29,521 ‫NO, I FLOATED THE IDEA ‫AND YOU SHOT IT DOWN. 648 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:32,524 ‫I SHOT-- I DIDN'T ‫SHOOT ANYTHING DOWN. 649 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:36,227 ‫I SIMPLY REMINDED YOU ‫THAT YOU HAPPEN TO BE ‫COMMITTED TO ANOTHER TEAM. 650 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:39,531 ‫IT'S NOT EVEN A TEAM! ‫NO ONE CARES IF WE WIN ‫EXCEPT ME AND YOU! 651 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:41,567 ‫DAPHNE, I KNOW ‫THIS IS FRUSTRATING, 652 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,469 ‫BUT WE'RE BUILDING. ‫THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. 653 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,205 ‫YOU ARE ALWAYS TELLING US ‫TO TAKE THE SHOT WHEN ‫WE GET THE CHANCE 654 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,141 ‫BECAUSE WE MIGHT NOT ‫GET ANOTHER ONE. WELL, ‫THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 655 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,578 ‫WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE ‫OF A SEASON. 656 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:56,147 ‫OKAY, SWEETIE, YOU CANNOT ‫QUIT YOUR TEAM. 657 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,149 ‫- DO NOT QUIT YOUR TEAM. ‫- I KNOW YOU DON'T ‫ CARE ABOUT THIS, 658 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,652 ‫- BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS ‫ IN MY LIFE THAT I DON'T LIKE-- ‫- I DO CARE ABOUT THIS. 659 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,155 ‫--AND CAN'T CHANGE. ‫I CAN CHANGE.HING 660 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:06,625 ‫I'M SORRY. ‫I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, 661 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:09,527 ‫BUT I'M DOING IT. 662 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,633 ‫GOOD NIGHT. 663 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,293 ‫( silent ) 54013

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