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‫Woman:
‫ PREVIOUSLY ON
‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...
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‫SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
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‫HERE.
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‫- ALL YOURS.
‫- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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‫ONE MORE TIME, LADIES.
‫LET'S GO.
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‫HI, TINA CHOI.
‫"KANSAS CITY HERALD."
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‫KATHRYN, DID YOU
‫READ THIS ARTICLE?
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‫WE SOUND TOTALLY FINE ABOUT
‫MISSING OUT ON RAISING
‫OUR OWN DAUGHTERS.
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‫SIMONE IS ONE OF BAY'S
‫GOOD FRIENDS.
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‫WELL, USED TO BE
‫GOOD FRIEND--
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‫OR ACTUALLY
‫I DON'T KNOW.
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‫- CAN I SEE YOUR HEARING AIDS?
‫- IT DOESN'T TURN OFF MY BRAIN.
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‫ONLY MY EARS.
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‫( gasps )
‫GET IN HERE NOW!
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‫( pop music playing )
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‫* SHE DON'T KNOW
‫ WHAT SHE WANTS TO BE *
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‫* ALL THE PICTURES
‫ IN THE MAGAZINES *
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‫* HOLDING HANDS
‫ WHEN SHE'S MAD AT ME *
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‫* 'CAUSE SHE DON'T WANT TO GO,
‫ DON'T WANT TO GO *
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‫- * I MET HER AT...
‫- EXCUSE ME.
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‫ARE YOU OKAY?
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‫OH, JUST FINE.
‫THANKS.
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‫CAN WE HURRY UP, PLEASE?
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‫* SINGING "OH OH"
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‫* WON'T YOU HELP ME
‫ SING THIS SONG? *
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‫* SINGING THE EEE EEE
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‫* SHE DON'T EVER WANT
‫ TO GO TO SLEEP *
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‫* SINGING HEY, MAMA,
‫ DON'T LET ME DRIVE OFF *
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‫* JUST A KISS
‫ BEFORE I LEAVE *
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‫* HEY, LADY,
‫ DON'T SAY MAYBE *
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‫* YOU'RE THE ONE
‫ THAT I CAN BELIEVE *
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‫* HEY, MAMA,
‫ HEY HEY, MAMA *
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‫* COME ON, OH
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‫* UH-OH
‫ UH-OH OH OH *
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‫* UH-OH UH-OH
‫ OH OH... *
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‫I DON'T THINK
‫WE CAN USE THAT ONE.
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‫BECAUSE IT'S STAGED.
‫WE TOLD THOSE GUYS
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‫TO ACT LIKE
‫WE WEREN'T THERE.
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‫SO TO REALLY BE PLANKING,
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‫YOU CAN'T STAGE
‫OR PHOTOSHOP ANYTHING.
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‫WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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‫AHA HA HA-- FUNNY.
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‫I'M JUST SAYING TRUE ART,
‫IT NEEDS TO BE
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‫AUTHENTIC.
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‫PEOPLE CAN SENSE
‫WHEN SOMETHING IS PHONY.
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‫- ( camera clicks )
‫- OKAY, STOP!
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‫STOP THAT.
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‫( grunts )
‫OH, HE-- HELLO.
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‫HI.
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‫SOMETHING
‫WITHOUT SOMETHING?
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‫I CAN'T TALK...
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‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
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‫OKAY, BYE.
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‫OH, HEELS AND AN APRON--
‫HOW "MAD MEN" OF YOU, MOM.
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‫- I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.
‫- YOWZA, NICE OUTFIT.
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‫YOU SHOULD BRING THIS
‫NEXT TIME WE GO SOMEWHERE.
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‫- EW.
‫- EW.
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‫- ( laughs )
‫- WHO ARE YOU MEETING?
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‫OH, TINA CHOI.
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‫THE REPORTER FROM
‫THE "KANSAS CITY HERALD."
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‫- OH YEAH.
‫- YEAH, SHE CALLED YOUR MOTHER.
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‫SHE WANTS TO CHECK IN
‫AND SEE HOW WE'RE DOING.
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‫I TOLD WILKE I'D MEET HIM EARLY.
‫SO I'M GONNA HEAD OUT.
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‫ALL RIGHT, WELL,
‫I'M GONNA LET HER KNOW
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‫HOW WE FELT ABOUT HER
‫SHE DOESN'T DO IT AGAIN.RE
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‫IT MIGHT BE
‫WITHOUT THE APRON.
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‫OR JUST ADD
‫A WOODEN SPOON MAYBE.
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‫HA HA, VERY VERY FUNNY.
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‫YEAH, THEY GET THAT
‫FROM ME.
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‫WHAT'S UP WITH
‫THE FANCY BREAKFAST?
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‫WHAT? THERE HAS
‫TO BE A REASON?
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‫UH, YEAH.
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‫WELL, WE HAVEN'T HAD
‫MUCH TIME TO TALK
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‫SINCE YOU WENT
‫TO THAT MUSIC FESTIVAL.
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‫THERE WASN'T MUCH
‫TO TALK ABOUT.
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‫WHAT ABOUT
‫BAY AND EMMETT?
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‫WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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‫THEY'RE DATING.
‫YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
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‫I DIDN'T THINK
‫IT WAS IMPORTANT.
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‫IT'S NOT LIKE EMMETT
‫AND I ARE DATING.
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‫NO, BUT--
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‫YOU TWO SPENT
‫A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.
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‫EMMETT AND I WILL
‫STILL SEE EACH OTHER.
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‫WE HAVE LIKE
‫FOUR CLASSES TOGETHER.
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‫I JUST...
‫I WISH THAT YOU TWO
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‫HADN'T BEEN SO EXCLUSIVE,
‫THAT'S ALL.
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‫IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE
‫OF TIME BY YOURSELF,T
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‫NOW THAT HE AND BAY
‫ARE TOGETHER.
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‫I'M FINE, MOM.
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‫OKAY.
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‫WHAT THE HELL IS A "CAPIBRA"
‫AND WHY DO WE NEED TO SPEND
‫$400 TO BUY ONE?
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‫CAPYBARA.
‫IT'S A 200lb RODENT.
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‫AND WE AREN'T BUYING,
‫WE'RE RENTING-- YOU NEED
‫PERMITS TO BUY ONE.
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‫I DON'T WANT TO RENT
‫OR BUY A CAPYBARA.
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‫I WANT TO MAKE A VIDEO
‫THAT SHOWCASES OUR MUSIC,
‫NOT A GIANT RODENT.
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‫AND IT WILL! BUT YOU'VE GOTTA
‫HAVE A HOOK TO GET THEM
‫TO LOOK AT YOU,
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‫THEN YOU DELIVER
‫THE GOODS. BAM!
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‫OKAY, I GET IT--
‫WE NEED TO MAKE
‫A FLASHY MUSIC VIDEO.
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‫BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR IT?
‫OUR PARENTS AREN'T GOING
‫TO GIVE US THE MONEY.
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‫I KNOW.
‫HOW UNFAIR IS THAT?
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‫YOU RUN UP
‫A FEW GAMBLING DEBTS,
‫STEAL ONE TEST,
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‫AND SUDDENLY THEY
‫TREAT YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL.
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‫I DO KNOW ONE WAY
‫WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY.
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‫HOW DO I JUST KNOW
‫THIS IS GONNA SUCK?
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‫I WASN'T EXPECTING
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‫TO SEE YOU UNTIL LATER.
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‫I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
‫AND YOU TOO--
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‫I HAVE COOKING
‫CLASS TODAY.
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‫YEAH, WHAT WAS
‫THAT ABOUT?
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‫I CAN'T FOLLOW YOU
‫WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
‫WITH HER.
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‫YOU DID?
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‫THAT'S GREAT!
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‫BUT WHY WAS SHE MAD?
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‫I MEAN, SHE TALKS,
‫DAPHNE TALKS.
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‫SHE MUST HAVE A REASON
‫FOR NOT WANTING YOU
‫TO TAKE IT.
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‫SHE THINKS
‫THAT I MADE YOU?
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‫AND IF I DID
‫ASK YOU TO?
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‫BUT I DO.
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‫EMMETT, SHE IS NOT
‫JUST YOUR MOM.
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‫SHE'S MY MOM'S
‫BEST FRIEND.
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‫SHE COACHES DAPHNE'S TEAM
‫WITH MY DAD.
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‫I CAN'T HAVE HER
‫HATE ME.
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‫OH, SHE DOES.
‫SHE HATES ME.
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‫EMMETT, I--
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‫( sighs )
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‫* IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
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‫* I'D TURN A BLIND EYE...
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‫THE REF DIDN'T EVEN
‫BELIEVE SHE HIT ME
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‫UNTIL THE DOCTOR LOOKED
‫AT MY ELBOW AFTER THE GAME.
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‫- NO FOUL?
‫- NOPE.
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‫BUT WE GOT OUR REVENGE.
‫SCORED 12 MORE POINTS
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‫- ON OF HER BY
‫ THE END OF THE QUARTER.
‫- OH, THAT'S AWESOME!
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‫I MEAN, I'M SORRY
‫YOU GOT HURT, BUT IT MUST BE
‫SO FUN TO PLAY THAT HARD.
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‫OH YEAH.
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‫- HEY.
‫- HEY.
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‫- DO YOU KNOW SIMONE?
‫- UH, YEAH, SINCE LIKE
‫ KINDERGARTEN.
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‫HOW'S THAT MR. WAFFLES?
‫CUTEST DOG EVER.
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‫HE DIED LAST SUMMER.
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‫OH.
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‫YOU GUYS ARE IN
‫COOKING CLASS TOGETHER.
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‫YEAH, DAPHNE PULLED MY BACON
‫OUT OF THE FIRE TODAY.
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‫- ( laughter )
‫- ALWAYS LOOKING
‫ TO SAVE THAT PIG.
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‫SHE'S A VEGETARIAN,
‫SO SHE--
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‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫IT'S COOL. FORGET IT.
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‫HEY, THANKS
‫FOR STICKING ME
‫WITH THE CLEANUP.
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‫OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN
‫WATCHING YOU
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‫- TRY TO FIGURE OUT
‫ HOW SOAP WORKS.
‫- AHA.
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‫- ( bell rings )
‫- FIRST BELL. LATER.
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‫HEY, WE SHOULD PLAY
‫HOOPS TOGETHER SOMETIME.
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‫THERE'S ACTUALLY
‫A PICK-UP GAME
‫THIS AFTERNOON.
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‫YOU SHOULD
‫TOTALLY COME BY.
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‫WE WANT TO START RIGHT
‫AT THE BEGINNING.
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‫BEFORE YOU EVEN HAD THE BABIES--
‫THE HOPES YOU AND JOHN HAD FOR
‫YOUR LITTLE GOLDEN GIRL,
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‫THE TREPIDATION REGINA
‫MUST HAVE HAD,
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‫BEING A SINGLE MOTHER
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‫WITH AN UNRELIABLE BOYFRIEND
‫AND A DRINKING PROBLEM.
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‫WAIT. H-HOW DO YOU
‫KNOW ALL OF THIS?
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‫I'M A REPORTER.
‫( laughs )
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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:08,709
‫AND-- AND HOW COULD YOU
‫POSSIBLY GET ALL THAT HAPPENED
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‫INTO ONE FOLLOW-UP ARTICLE?
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‫- ARTICLE?
‫- YEAH.
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00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,182
‫NO, WE'RE TALKING
‫ABOUT A BOOK.
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‫WE'VE NEVER HAD
‫AS MUCH RESPONSE
‫TO AN ARTICLE
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‫AS WE HAVE TO THAT PIECE
‫I DID ON YOUR FAMILY.
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00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,222
‫WE'RE STILL GETTING EMAILS
‫FROM PEOPLE WANTING TO KNOW
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‫HOW YOU ARE,
‫HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED.
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‫- WOW.
‫- YEAH, IT'S A NATURAL.
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‫PEOPLE LOVE THIS KIND OF
‫TRUE-LIFE-HORROR-STORY-
‫WITH-A-HAPPY-ENDING.
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‫LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL
‫THAT WAS KIDNAPPED
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‫AND HELD CAPTIVE
‫FOR 18 YEARS
‫AND FOUND ALIVE.
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00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:39,339
‫OKAY, WE ARE NOT A HORROR STORY
‫AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF
‫BEING TURNED INTO ONE.
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00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,276
‫KATHRYN, HOWEVER
‫YOU CHARACTERIZE IT,
‫IT IS A GREAT STORY,
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‫SOMEONE IS GOING TO TELL IT--
‫AUTHORIZED OR NOT.
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00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,249
‫NOT THAT I WOULD TELL IT
‫ UNAUTHORIZED, OF COURSE.
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‫- OF COURSE NOT.
‫- YOU DON'T WANT
‫ TO WAIT ON THIS.
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‫YOU WANT TO GET
‫OUT IN FRONT OF IT--
‫AND WITH SOMEONE YOU TRUST.
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00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,325
‫SOMEONE WHO SHARES
‫YOUR MIDWESTERN VALUES.
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‫LIKE YOU?
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‫ABSOLUTELY.
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00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,399
‫OKAY, THE CARS ROLL OUT,
‫YOU WIPE THEM DOWN,
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00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,770
‫YOU MAKE SURE THE TIRES ARE
‫CLEAN, THEN YOU FLAP YOUR
‫TOWEL FOR THE CUSTOMER.
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00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,772
‫DON'T LEAVE
‫RAGS ON THE CAR.
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00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,807
‫AND YOU WILL BE
‫WEARING THESE.
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00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,378
‫NO OFFENSE, MR. KENNISH,
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00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,248
‫BUT WE DON'T WANNA
‫HOLSTER THE GUNS.
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‫THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA
‫GET THE BIG TIPS.
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00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,286
‫HEH!
‫GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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‫ALL RIGHT.
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00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,259
‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL
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00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,761
‫* Control control control
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00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,399
‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL...
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00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,409
‫- CHECK IT.
‫- SO WHAT'S THE SIGN
‫ FOR "YOU'RE GOING DOWN"?
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00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,312
‫- YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
‫- TIED GAME, LAST BASKET WINS.
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00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,848
‫* THEY CAN'T
‫ FIGURE ME OUT *
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00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,417
‫- * AND WHILE I RUN AWAY...
‫- SHOOT IT.
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00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,821
‫* I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
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00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,289
‫NICE.
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00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,457
‫- HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
‫- I'M NOT!
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00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,760
‫WAY TO LET OUT LET
‫THOSE KILLER INSTINCTS.
200
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,830
‫HEY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
‫HITTING UP CROSSROADS
‫FOR FIRST FRIDAYS.
201
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:13,300
‫THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS
‫AMAZING THAI FOOD TRUCK.
‫YOU INTERESTED?
202
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,468
‫I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I'M
‫ACTUALLY GOING TO JOEY'S
203
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,470
‫- WITH SOME OF THESE GUYS.
‫- OH.
204
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,306
‫THAT'S OKAY.
‫NEXT TIME.
205
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,875
‫NO, THIS TIME.
‫YOU SHOULD COME WITH US.
206
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:26,313
‫- WHO'S JOEY?
‫- NO NO, JOEY'S IS THIS CLUB
‫ NEAR U.M.K.C.
207
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,415
‫LOTS OF CUTE COLLEGE GUYS.
208
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,717
‫IT'S OVER-21 THOUGH.
‫YOU NEED A FAKE.
209
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,485
‫THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
210
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,788
‫COOL, I'LL TEXT YOU
‫THE INFO THEN.
211
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,857
‫SWEET.
212
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,861
‫HEY, COACH.
213
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,363
‫I'M COACH MEDLOCK.
‫DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
214
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,404
‫OH-- UH, AHHH.
215
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,373
‫I-- I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
216
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,441
‫THERE.
217
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,744
‫OH, UH, YEAH.
218
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,379
‫UH...
219
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,814
‫SOMETIMES I LIKE TO--
220
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,350
‫TO SEE HOW THE COLORS ARE
221
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,752
‫WORKING IN THE NATURAL
222
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,487
‫LIGHT.
‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫NEVER MIND.
223
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,755
‫IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
224
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,491
‫ARE-- ARE YOU HERE
‫TO SEE REGINA?
225
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,866
‫UH-- OH, WAIT.
226
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,905
‫I JUST--
‫I WANT YOU TO KNOW
227
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,408
‫THAT SPEECH THERAPY
228
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,911
‫WAS EMMETT'S IDEA.
229
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,481
‫I DIDN'T ASK HIM
‫TO TAKE IT.
230
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,852
‫YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
231
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,496
‫- HEY.
‫- HEY HEY, SWEETIE,
‫ PERFECT TIMING!
232
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,465
‫LISTEN, I'M THINKING ABOUT
‫CHANGING THE STARTING LINE UP.
233
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,834
‫I'M THINKING ABOUT
‫MOVING JENNIFER TO FORWARD
234
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,803
‫AND PULLING EMILY BACK
‫FOR DEFENSE.
235
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,873
‫- I THINK--
‫- UH, COACH MEDLOCK WANTS ME
‫ TO PLAY FOR BUCKNER.
236
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,544
‫OF COURSE HE DOES.
‫HE HAS AN EXCELLENT EYE
‫FOR TALENT.
237
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,948
‫YEAH, HE SAW ME
‫PLAYING A PICK-UP GAME
‫AT BUCKNER TODAY,
238
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,883
‫AND HE KNOWS THAT
‫I PLAY FOR CARLTON,
239
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,886
‫AND SO HE ASKED ME
‫TO JOIN THE TEAM!
240
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,854
‫EXCEPT YOU'RE ALREADY
‫ON ANOTHER TEAM.
241
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,958
‫THIS IS BUCKNER.
‫THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION
‫TIMES BETTER.
242
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,927
‫SWEETIE,
243
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,930
‫I KNOW THIS IS
‫INCREDIBLY FLATTERING
244
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,432
‫AND WE CAN REVISIT THIS
‫AT THE END OF THE YEAR.
245
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,600
‫OR EVEN AT THE END
‫OF THE SEASON.
246
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,004
‫BUT YOU DON'T
‫QUIT YOUR TEAM.
247
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,908
‫- OKAY?
‫- RIGHT.
248
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,476
‫RIGHT, OKAY.
249
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,047
‫SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
‫OF JENNIFER AT FORWARD?
250
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,583
‫- THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
‫- YEAH SURE.
251
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,485
‫WE PUT HER AT
‫THE THREE POSITION
252
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,621
‫AND EMILY IS GONNA BE
‫MUCH MORE HELPFUL WITH YOU
‫ON DEFENSE.
253
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:52,025
‫WHEN YOU GUYS ARE PRESSING,
‫WE HAVE SOMEONE THERE
‫WHO CAN ACTUALLY MOVE.
254
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,527
‫RIGHT?
255
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,944
‫OKAY, WAIT, YOU, ME,
‫YOUR MOM-- WAIT.
256
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,079
‫WHAT-- OKAY.
257
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,919
‫WHAT? NO!
258
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,922
‫NO!
‫NO NO NO NO NO!
259
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,924
‫WE WILL AVOID HER.
260
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,897
‫YES. NO!
261
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,633
‫OH OH,
‫THAT LOOKS WEIRD.
262
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,504
‫- NOW I HAVE TO GO.
‫- HEY, UM,
263
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,540
‫I JUST WANTED TO SAY
‫THAT YOU GUYS
264
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,675
‫MAKE A REALLY CUTE COUPLE.
265
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,546
‫UH, REGINA?
266
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,548
‫YEAH?
267
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,118
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING
‫TOMORROW NIGHT?
268
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,955
‫WILKE!
269
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,559
‫- HEY.
‫- YOU'RE HERE AND THERE'S
‫ NO COOKING CLASS TODAY.
270
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,061
‫I KNEW YOU WERE
‫STALKING ME!
271
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,930
‫WELL, I ACTUALLY HAD
‫A QUESTION FOR YOU.
272
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,698
‫I FIGURED IT WOULD BE BEST
‫TO ASK IN PERSON.
273
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,967
‫OH, GOOD COVER.
274
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,070
‫I... I NEED A FAKE I.D.
275
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,640
‫THE GUY I KNEW AT CARLTON
‫THAT DID 'EM GRADUATED
‫LAST YEAR.
276
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708
‫SO I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
‫KNOW SOMEBODY.
277
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,078
‫THAT COULD COST YOU
‫A FEW BUCKS.
278
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,680
‫THAT'S OKAY.
‫IT'S IMPORTANT.
279
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:24,684
‫AND...
‫I'LL BET THERE ARE A LOT
‫OF OTHER KIDS AT CARLTON
280
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,154
‫WHO ALSO MIGHT
‫BE IN THE MARKET
‫FOR A FAKE I.D.
281
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,091
‫YEAH, PROBABLY.
‫SO--
282
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,959
‫DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY OR--?
283
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,128
‫ACTUALLY, I DO.
284
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,598
‫AS IT HAPPENS,
‫I AM THE GUY
‫YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
285
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,668
‫- REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.
‫- NOW WHY DON'T YOU AND I
‫ GO HAVE SOME COFFEE,
286
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,136
‫DISCUSS THE PARTICULARS
‫OF YOUR I.D.
287
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,605
‫AND HOW WE MIGHT
‫MARKET MY SERVICES
‫TO YOUR CLASSMATES
288
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,707
‫- ( bell rings )
‫- I ACTUALLY GOT TO GET
‫ BACK TO CARLTON.
289
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,643
‫WE'VE GOT A GAME TODAY.
‫BUT TEXT ME, OKAY?
‫THANK YOU.
290
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,048
‫- HUH.
‫- HEY, WHAT WAS DAPHNE
‫ DOING HERE?
291
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,717
‫HELPING US BUY
‫A CAPYBARA.
292
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,188
‫( rock music playing )
293
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,591
‫* WAKEY WAKEY
294
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,759
‫* NO MISTAKEY
295
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:10,163
‫* YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY
‫ IN ANY ROOM FOR SURE *
296
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,134
‫* WITTY WITTY,
‫ SUCH A PITY *
297
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,137
‫* YOUR FINALE'S JUST
‫ AN ENDLESS OVERTURE *
298
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,141
‫* LORDY LORDY,
‫ ALL ABOARDY *
299
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:25,011
‫* ON THE TRACK THAT CIRCLES
‫ ROUND AND ROUND AGAIN *
300
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,648
‫* 30, 30,
‫ WATCH THE BIRDIE *
301
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,718
‫* IN A FLASH, LIFE WILL
‫ PASS AROUND THE BEND. *
302
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,821
‫( giggles )
303
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,796
‫THIS IS A WHOLE
‫VIDEO TUTORIAL ON HOW
‫TO MAKE FAKE IDENTITY CARDS.
304
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,098
‫HEY, DO YOU MIND?
‫I STILL CAN'T FIND MINE.
305
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:23,069
‫- YEAH, GO AHEAD.
‫- LOOKS LIKE THE HOT TIP IS
‫ TO MAKE IT FROM ANOTHER STATE.
306
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,172
‫WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
307
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,207
‫STARTING OUR OWN
‫SMALL BUSINESS.
‫FAKE I.D.s.
308
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,676
‫WANT TO GET BACK IN THE POOL?
‫GIVE YOU THE FAMILY RATE.
309
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,244
‫- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
‫- WHAT?
310
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,213
‫YOU GET CAUGHT NOW NO ONE
‫CAN HAVE A FAKE I.D.?
311
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,783
‫UH, HAVING ONE
‫AND SELLING THEM ARE
‫TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.
312
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,152
‫I GET CAUGHT, I GET
‫COMMUNITY SERVICE.
313
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,121
‫YOU GET CAUGHT,
‫YOU GET A CELL AND
‫A ROOMMATE AT LEAVENWORTH.
314
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,257
‫SHE DOES HAVE A POINT.
315
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,159
‫MAYBE THIS ISN'T
‫THE BEST IDEA.
316
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,127
‫IT'S ON THE INTERNET, DUDE.
‫IT'S JUST--
317
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,797
‫"A UNIQUE PARTY FAVOR TO SHARE
‫WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS."
318
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,734
‫WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH THEM
‫ AFTER THEY GET THEM,
319
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,203
‫WE HAVE NO CONTROL
‫OVER THAT.
320
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,205
‫WOW, WAY TO RATIONALIZE.
321
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,207
‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE
‫TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF
322
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,309
‫AFTER THE WHOLE
‫STEALING-THE-TEST THING.
323
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,214
‫OKAY, FINE.
‫LET'S JUST ASK YOUR DAD
324
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,249
‫FOR A COUPLE EXTRA SHIFTS
‫AT THE CAR WASH.
325
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,251
‫AT THREE BUCKS A CAR
‫PLUS MINIMUM WAGE,
326
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,119
‫WE SHOULD BE ABLE
‫TO FUND OUR VIDEO
327
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,822
‫ABOUT THE TIME "GUITAR FACE"
‫IS READY FOR A REUNION TOUR.
328
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,158
‫- YEAH, WE SHOULD GET
‫ SOME MORE CARD STOCK.
‫- AND INK CARTRIDGES.
329
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,327
‫MM-HMM,
‫DEFINITELY.
330
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,800
‫HEY, MOM--
331
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,203
‫WHAT IS
‫WITH THE BOOKS?
332
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,305
‫OH, IT'S JUST
‫A LITTLE HOMEWORK.
333
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,778
‫- WHAT'S UP?
‫- I... I NEED SOME ADVICE.
334
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,813
‫WAIT, FROM ME?
335
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,250
‫DON'T LOOK
‫SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
‫THAT JUST MAKES IT HARDER.
336
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,752
‫SORRY.
‫I'M SORRY.
337
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,256
‫I THINK EMMETT'S MOM
‫HATES ME.
338
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,226
‫MELODY?
‫OKAY, WHY WOULD
‫SHE HATE YOU?
339
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,796
‫EM-EMMETT AND I
‫HAVE KIND OF--
340
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,799
‫- WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT.
‫- YOU AND EMMETT?
341
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,168
‫- I THOUGHT IT WAS
‫ HE AND DAPHNE--
‫- NO.
342
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,871
‫- HE AND I ARE TOGETHER.
‫- WAIT, TOGETHER TOGETHER?
343
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,940
‫ARE YOU TWO--
‫ARE YOU SERIOUS?
344
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,876
‫YEAH, MOM,
345
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,345
‫IT'S KIND OF SERIOUS.
346
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,816
‫- HUH.
‫- WOW, REALLY?!
347
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,187
‫- IT'S THAT HARD
‫ TO BELIEVE WE'RE A COUPLE?
‫- NO NO, OF COURSE NOT.
348
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,956
‫IT'S JUST THAT,
‫WELL, THERE WAS LIAM
349
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,225
‫- THEN THERE'S TY
‫ AND NOW THERE'S--
‫- WOW.
350
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,829
‫YOU AND MELODY SHOULD
‫GET TOGETHER AND DISCUSS WHY
‫I AM SO HORRIBLE FOR EMMETT.
351
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,266
‫SHE THINKS HE'S FLUNKING OUT
‫BECAUSE OF ME AND YOU THINK
‫I'M SOME SORT OF BOY JUNKIE.
352
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,201
‫I'M JUST TRYING
‫TO UNDERSTAND, HONEY.
353
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,271
‫HE AND I HAVE
‫WAY MORE IN COMMON
‫THAN LIAM AND I EVER DID.
354
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,374
‫AND HE'S AGE APPROPRIATE
‫WHICH I THOUGHT YOU
‫WOULD APPRECIATE.
355
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:45,945
‫AND, MOM, HE GETS ME
‫AND I GET HIM.
356
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:50,249
‫WELL, THEN MELODY SHOULD
‫CONSIDER HERSELF LUCKY
357
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,886
‫THAT HER SON IS DATING
‫SOMEONE AS SMART
‫AND CARING
358
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,823
‫AND CREATIVE AS YOU.
‫AND IF SHE DOESN'T,
359
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,925
‫WELL THEN, IT'S HER LOSS.
360
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928
‫MMM, NO, IT'S MY LOSS
‫BECAUSE ONCE THE MOM
‫DISAPPROVES
361
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,263
‫OF THE GIRLFRIEND,
‫IT'S JUST A MATTER
‫OF TIME.
362
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:08,301
‫OH WAIT, WE DO NOT HAVE
‫AS MUCH POWER AS YOU
‫THINK WE DO.
363
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,902
‫- REALLY?
‫- REALLY.
364
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,340
‫WAS DATING MELISSA
‫REMEMBER WHEN TOBY
‫MM-HMM, DO YOU
365
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,908
‫- THE HIPPIE CHICK?
‫- I NEVER SAID A WORD!
366
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,979
‫YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!
‫WHICH IS WHY I HAVE
‫TO GET MELODY TO LIKE ME.
367
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,316
‫SO REGINA AND I ARE GOING
‫TO GO OVER THERE AND...
368
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,420
‫THE PLAN IS TO TRY
‫AND CONVINCE HER THAT
‫I'M NOT THE ANTICHRIST.
369
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,957
‫EXCEPT I DON'T KNOW
‫HOW TO DO THAT.
370
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,892
‫I DON'T KNOW HOW
‫TO MAKE HER LIKE ME.
371
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,329
‫HONEY, JUST BE YOURSELF.
372
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,998
‫YEAH, THAT'S EASY
‫FOR YOU TO SAY.
373
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,935
‫PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
‫THEY DO NOT LIKE ME.
374
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,037
‫SO I DON'T WANT
‫TO BE MYSELF TONIGHT.
‫I WANT--
375
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,873
‫TO BE YOU.
376
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,074
‫HONEY, YOU'RE--
377
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,980
‫YOU COULD LIGHTEN UP
‫A LITTLE ON THE SARCASM.
378
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,350
‫- MM-HMM.
‫- AND BRING ARTICHOKE DIP.
379
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,952
‫OH, I LOVE
‫YOUR ARTICHOKE DIP.
380
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,321
‫EVERYBODY DOES.
‫IT SOUNDS LIKE A VEGETABLE
381
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,056
‫AND IT'S FULL OF MAYO
‫AND CHEESE.
382
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,059
‫THERE IS NO WAY MELODY
‫CAN RESIST THAT.
383
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,062
‫THANK YOU.
384
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,465
‫YOU'LL WIN HER OVER.
385
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,967
‫I HOPE SO.
386
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,942
‫( knocks )
387
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,477
‫CAN I COME IN?
388
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,113
‫YEAH SURE. I'M JUST
‫TAKING A LITTLE BREAK.
389
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,017
‫SO YOU IN BUSINESS
‫WITH WILKE?
390
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,487
‫YEAH, IT TURNS OUT
391
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,489
‫HE'S IN SALES
392
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:40,359
‫AND I'M IN MANUFACTURING?
393
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:45,432
‫HE SELLS. I MAKE.
394
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,402
‫YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
‫I'M LEARNING TO SIGN,
395
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,471
‫I AM FINDING THAT
‫WE HEARING PEOPLE
396
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,940
‫- USE FAR TOO MANY WORDS.
‫- ( laughs )
397
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,076
‫WELL, I JUST HOPE YOU
‫DON'T GET IN TROUBLE
‫ON MY ACCOUNT.
398
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,079
‫AHHH.
399
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,982
‫OKAY.
400
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,519
‫I NEED SOME ADVICE.
401
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:12,459
‫I WANT TO QUIT
‫THE CARLTON BASKETBALL TEAM
‫AND JOIN BUCKNER'S.
402
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,394
‫( mournful tune )
403
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,098
‫DOES DAD KNOW?
404
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,367
‫THAT'S THE ADVICE I NEED.
405
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,137
‫YOU QUIT BASEBALL.
‫OKAY, SO HOW DID
‫YOU DO IT?
406
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,474
‫I DON'T KNOW, I JUST
407
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,042
‫TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT
‫TO PLAY ANYMORE,
408
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,545
‫THAT SPORTS WAS HIS THING
‫AND MUSIC WAS MY THING.
409
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,448
‫- AND HE WAS OKAY WITH THAT?
‫- OH, HELL NO.
410
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:38,451
‫- BUT Y'KNOW, HE HAD BAY.
‫- BAY PLAYED BASEBALL?
411
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,387
‫SOCCER.
‫FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES
412
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,191
‫UNTIL WE ALL DECIDED THAT
‫THAT WAS A VERY BAD IDEA.
413
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:51,397
‫BUT IT GAVE HIM A PLACE
‫TO PUT ALL THAT COACHING-SPORTS
‫CONNECTION STUFF
414
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,601
‫- WHEN I QUIT.
‫- SO WHAT'D HE DO WITH IT AFTER
‫ BAY STOPPED PLAYING SOCCER?
415
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,071
‫I DUNNO. I GUESS
‫IT JUST KIND OF WENT AWAY.
416
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,574
‫UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
417
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,044
‫AND YOU'RE NOT A MUSICIAN,
418
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,013
‫AND YOU'RE
‫NOT AN ARTIST...
419
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,181
‫I'M AN ATHLETE,
‫LIKE HIM.
420
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:13,085
‫THE MINI-ME DAD NEVER HAD.
‫AND HE LOVES COACHING YOU.
421
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,421
‫SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
‫TO STAY?
422
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,590
‫YOU ASKED FOR MY ADVICE.
423
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,562
‫Regina:
‫ YOU CAN STILL DO
‫ WHAT YOU WANT.
424
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:25,464
‫YOU DON'T HAVE
‫TO LISTEN TO JOHN.
425
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,466
‫BUT HE'S MY DAD.
426
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,169
‫HE'S THE WHOLE REASON
‫I CAN EVEN PLAY BASKETBALL.
427
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,072
‫I MEAN
‫GENETICALLY SPEAKING.
428
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:36,475
‫( scoffs )
‫WELL, THAT DOESN'T
‫GIVE HIM VETO POWER
429
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,046
‫- OVER WHERE YOU CAN PLAY.
‫- I JUST WANT TO PLAY
‫ FOR A GOOD TEAM.
430
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,449
‫I WANT TO WIN!
‫IT'S THE KENNISH IN ME.
‫I GET THAT FROM HIM TOO.
431
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,217
‫WELL, SO DO IT.
432
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:49,055
‫HE STARTED COACHING
‫AT CARLTON FOR ME.
433
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:52,124
‫I MEAN, HE'S DOING
‫EVERYTHING HE CAN TO--
434
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,227
‫YOU KNOW,
‫DO THE DAD THING.
435
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:58,631
‫SO DON'T DO IT.
‫CARLTON COULD
‫GET BETTER, RIGHT?
436
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,068
‫NO.
437
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,103
‫HMPH.
438
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,607
‫UM, OKAY, NOW IN THE LOUSY
‫TIMING DEPARTMENT,
439
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,243
‫I NEED TO TELL YOU
‫THAT BAY AND I
440
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,614
‫ARE GOING OVER TO MELODY
‫AND EMMETT'S HOUSE
‫TOMORROW.
441
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,149
‫OH.
442
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,553
‫- OKAY.
‫- BAY FEELS LIKE MELODY
‫ DOESN'T LIKE HER.
443
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:25,091
‫SO I THOUGHT MAYBE
‫THEY SHOULD GET TO KNOW
‫EACH OTHER BETTER.
444
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,259
‫OKAY.
445
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,565
‫OKAY?
‫THAT'S IT?
446
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,104
‫WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
‫I HATE MY BASKETBALL TEAM.
447
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,172
‫I MISS EMMETT.
‫ANGELO'S BACK.
448
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,642
‫AND I DON'T LIKE
‫SHARING YOU WITH BAY.
449
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,711
‫BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
450
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,854
‫NO, I BELIEVE YOU,
‫IT JUST FEELS WRONG.
451
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,957
‫ALL RIGHT. YES.
452
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,593
‫- OKAY.
‫- ( beeps )
453
00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,896
‫- THAT WAS OUR LAWYER--
‫ AMANDA.
‫- AND?
454
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,799
‫SHE SAYS
‫TINA CHOI IS RIGHT.
455
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,968
‫IF SHE OR ANYONE ELSE
‫WANTS TO USE PUBLIC RECORD
456
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,738
‫AND GOSSIP TO WRITE A BOOK
‫ABOUT US, THEY CAN.
457
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,906
‫SHE HAD NO OTHER
‫SUGGESTIONS?
458
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,742
‫TO COLLABORATE WITH HER,
459
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,877
‫TRY TO INFLUENCE
‫WHAT SHE WRITES.
460
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,613
‫IS THAT SUCH A BAD IDEA?
461
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,882
‫TINA CHOI WANTS TO MAKE US
‫SOUND LIKE FREAKS!
462
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,818
‫REGINA IS THE SINGLE
‫ALCOHOLIC MOTHER
463
00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,854
‫WITH THE SWEET
‫HANDICAPPED CHILD.
464
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,690
‫WE'RE THE MIDWESTERN
‫ROYALTY
465
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,826
‫SADDLED WITH RAISING
‫THE RAVEN-HAIRED
‫HELL RAISER.
466
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,862
‫SHE SAID THAT?
467
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:38,698
‫IN SO MANY WORDS.
‫IF I SIGN ON TO
‫COLLABORATE WITH HER,
468
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,733
‫SHE'S NOT GOING TO LISTEN
‫TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
469
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,669
‫SHE'S GONNA USE MY NAME
‫TO LEGITIMIZE
470
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,805
‫WHATEVER SALACIOUS SLANT
‫SHE THINKS IS GONNA
‫SELL BOOKS.
471
00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,007
‫I'LL CALL AMANDA.
472
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,911
‫WHY? YOU THINK SHE'S
‫GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
‫DIFFERENT THAN SHE TOLD ME?
473
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,680
‫I DON'T KNOW.
‫MAYBE.
474
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,715
‫- I'LL GIVE HER A PUSH.
‫- I PUSHED.
475
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,983
‫THAT'S HER ANSWER.
476
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,885
‫I CAN HANDLE IT.
477
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,889
‫OKAY.
478
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,693
‫SO WHAT'S YOUR
‫ZODIAC SIGN?
479
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,928
‫- LIBRA.
‫- ( mimics buzzer )
480
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,899
‫MY BIRTHDAY
‫IS OCTOBER 22nd.
481
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,967
‫NO, YOUR BIRTHDAY
‫IS JUNE 24th--
482
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,670
‫- IT'S CANCER.
‫- RIGHT.
483
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:18,971
‫SORRY.
‫I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
484
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:23,810
‫HEY, UH, MOM MADE SOME
‫EXTRA ARTICHOKE DIP.
485
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,978
‫IT'S TOBY'S FAVORITE.
‫WHERE IS HE?
486
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:29,749
‫- HE'S GETTING INK CARTRIDGES.
‫- LOTS OF CARLTON KIDS
487
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,918
‫IN NEED
‫OF NOVELTY I.D.s.
488
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,053
‫MMM, THIS STUFF
‫IS AMAZING.
489
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,823
‫- YOU HAVE A FAKE I.D.?
‫- YEP.
490
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:39,726
‫DAPHNE RABINSKY
‫FROM PLEASANTVILLE,
‫NEW YORK.
491
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,728
‫I'M GOING TO JOEY'S TONIGHT
‫WITH SIMONE
492
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,996
‫AND SOME OTHER GIRLS
‫FROM THE BUCKNER
‫BASKETBALL TEAM.
493
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:46,833
‫- THANKS, WILKE.
‫- MM-HMM.
494
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,869
‫EXCELLENT.
‫TOBY WOULD'VE LOVED IT.
495
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,847
‫- HEY.
‫- YEAH?
496
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,783
‫I JUST WANTED
‫TO TELL YOU TO, UH UH--
497
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,886
‫BE CAREFUL WITH SIMONE.
498
00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:11,758
‫- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
‫- SIMONE CAN BE KIND OF...
499
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,895
‫WHAT?
500
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,831
‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫NEVER MIND.
501
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,869
‫WOW!
502
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,104
‫YOU GOT EMMETT.
‫YOU DATED TY.
503
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,740
‫YOU DIDN'T WANT ME
‫TO BE WITH LIAM
504
00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,810
‫AND NOW YOU'RE WARNING
‫ME OFF OF SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT
‫EVEN FRIENDS WITH ANYMORE?
505
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:34,781
‫YOU'RE RIGHT. MY BAD.
‫HAVE A GOOD TIME.
506
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,082
‫I WILL.
507
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,908
‫( clicks )
508
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,114
‫( door opens )
509
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,055
‫HI.
510
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,924
‫OH, UM, ARTICHOKE DIP.
511
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:23,195
‫NO, IT WAS ME AND MY MOM.
512
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,100
‫MY OTHER MOM.
513
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:45,151
‫DON'T INTERPRET FOR ME.
‫I WANT MELODY TO SEE
‫THAT I'M TRYING.
514
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,053
‫OKAY.
515
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,872
‫LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
516
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,941
‫( rock music playing )
517
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,116
‫- NOW WHAT?
‫- THE BOUNCER BARELY EVEN
‫ LOOKED AT YOUR I.D.
518
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,952
‫- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
‫- WILKE.
519
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:24,123
‫I AM SO
‫TALKING TO HIM TOMORROW.
‫OR MAYBE TONIGHT.
520
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:28,127
‫WILKE, YOU'RE TOO EARLY.
‫I DON'T HAVE MY BEER
‫GOGGLES ON YET.
521
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,063
‫OH!
‫USUALLY BY 9:00 THAT'S ALL
‫YOU WERE WEARING.
522
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,032
‫WAIT WAIT--
‫WERE YOU GUYS TOGETHER?
523
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:36,035
‫- BRIEFLY.
‫- AND THEN I RELEASED HIM
‫ INTO THE WILD.
524
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,037
‫HEY, WE'VE GOT
‫A TABLE.
525
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,139
‫COME ON, YOU CAN BRING
‫YOUR FRIEND HERE,
‫AS LONG AS
526
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,141
‫HE PROMISES TO DO
‫EVERYTHING WE SAY.
527
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,944
‫- I'M IN.
‫- WILKE.
528
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,980
‫- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
‫- YOU INVITED ME.
529
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,149
‫WELL, YOU TOLD ME WHERE
‫YOU'D BE, WHO YOU'D BE WITH.
530
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,985
‫IN SOME CULTURES THAT'D BE
‫CONSIDERED A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
531
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:57,089
‫- I'M SERIOUS.
‫- AND I MAKE YOU LAUGH, THAT'S
‫ WHY WE'RE SO GOOD TOGETHER.
532
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,892
‫WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
‫WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
533
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,995
‫SO I COMPLETELY MISREAD
‫THE MAKING OUT IN THE CAR,
534
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,997
‫THE HEART-TO-HEART
‫CONVERSATION ON THE DOCK--
535
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,099
‫I MIGHT HAVE SENT
‫SOME MIXED SIGNALS.
536
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,201
‫BUT IT DOESN'T
‫CHANGE HOW I FEEL.
537
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,971
‫I LOVE TALKING
‫TO YOU, WILKE--
538
00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:14,073
‫BUT YOU'RE JUST NOT
‫MY TYPE.
539
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,278
‫SO WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
‫DEAF AND INTO BAY?
540
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:24,050
‫- THIS IS NOT ABOUT EMMETT.
‫- REALLY?
541
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,218
‫- IT'S NOT!
‫- OKAY.
542
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,254
‫WELL, MESSAGE RECEIVED.
543
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,235
‫YOU WANT THAT?
544
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,077
‫PARK PLACE IS
‫A GOOD PROPERTY.
545
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,057
‫( laughs )
546
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,170
‫I'M SORRY.
‫I MISSED A LOT OF THAT.
547
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,084
‫I LIKE TO WIN TOO.
548
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,992
‫- AHEM, DAPHNE'S THE ONLY--
‫- I GOT IT.
549
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,964
‫IT'S FINE.
550
00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,100
‫I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS
‫HANG OUT A LOT.
551
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,302
‫( muffled laugh )
552
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,077
‫WHAT DID I DO?
553
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,046
‫YOU SIGNED
‫"HANG OUT" WRONG.
554
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,181
‫YOU SAID "I KNOW YOU GUYS
‫GET CIRCUMCISED A LOT."
555
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,188
‫YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME.
556
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,325
‫MELODY, STOP.
557
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:22,068
‫YOU KNOW WHAT?
‫THIS OBVIOUSLY--
558
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,104
‫THANK YOU FOR
‫THE LOVELY EVENING.
559
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,006
‫I'LL JUST--
‫I'LL TEXT YOU.
560
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,777
‫I'LL DRIVE YOU.
561
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,247
‫WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
562
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:43,989
‫BAY IS MY DAUGHTER
‫AND YOUR SON'S GIRLFRIEND.
563
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,025
‫YOU OWE HER AN APOLOGY.
564
00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,776
‫- ( pop music playing )
‫- ( laughing )
565
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,345
‫- ( groans )
‫- NO WAY!
566
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,248
‫* YOU'RE STILL A STRANGER
567
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:12,251
‫* YOU'VE GOT NO SHAME
568
00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,120
‫* I'LL WATCH YOU WALKING...
569
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:18,357
‫OH, ALL TEETH.
‫AND I'M BETTING HE HAD
‫SALAMI FOR DINNER.
570
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,093
‫All: EWW!
571
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,029
‫WHAT DID YOU
‫SAY TO HIM?
572
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,265
‫- "WANNA MAKE OUT?"
‫- SUBTLE.
573
00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,235
‫OKAY, DAPHNE,
‫YOUR TURN.
574
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,337
‫NO NO NO, DAPHNE'S NOT
‫A PART OF THE TEAM YET,
575
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,339
‫SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE
‫TO TAKE THE DARE.
576
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,807
‫I'M SORRY,
‫IT'S KINDA DARK IN HERE.
‫WHAT'D YOU SAY?
577
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:38,210
‫- YOU DON'T HAVE
‫ TO TAKE THE DARE.
‫- PFFFT!
578
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:41,213
‫YOU THINK I CAN'T DO IT?
‫PICK THE GUY.
579
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,849
‫HERE'S TO
‫THE COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
580
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,154
‫OKAY, UM, LET'S SEE...
581
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,089
‫HIM.
582
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:54,193
‫- "DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT"?
‫- IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
583
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,102
‫- HI.
‫- HI.
584
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,239
‫( mimics
‫howl )
585
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,242
‫DON'T LOOK NOW,
‫BUT MY FRIENDS OVER THERE
586
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,179
‫DARED ME TO COME
‫OVER HERE AND KISS YOU.
587
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,880
‫DO YOU MIND?
588
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,218
‫- NOT A BIT.
‫- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES THEN.
589
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:24,256
‫- ( girls cheering, howling )
‫- * I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
590
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,292
‫- * IT'S SUCH A SHAME...
‫- GIRL, YEAH!
591
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,160
‫* YOU WEAR THE SNAKESKIN...
592
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,196
‫WHAT THE HELL
‫ARE YOU DOING?
593
00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,231
‫- OH, UH-OH.
‫- Guy: SHE CAME ON TO ME!
594
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:35,133
‫- IT WAS A DARE.
‫- DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU?
595
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,404
‫EXCUSE ME, BUT MY FRIEND'S
‫COLOSTOMY BAG IS ABOUT
‫TO EXPLODE.
596
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,272
‫- ( laughing )
‫- HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
597
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,140
‫- COME ON.
‫- I GO TO THE BATHROOM...
598
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,876
‫- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
‫- DID YOU JUST SAY I HAVE
‫ A COLOSTOMY BAG?
599
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,879
‫- LET'S GO.
‫- HEY, WE NEED TO PAY.
600
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:50,382
‫OH, UM, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
‫I'LL MEET YOU GUYS OUT FRONT.
601
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:54,353
‫- OKAY, COOL.
‫- HEY, UM, I AM SO SORRY
‫ ABOUT THAT.
602
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:58,123
‫WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫THAT WAS REALLY FUN!
603
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,291
‫OKAY, GOOD.
604
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:01,293
‫- I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND.
‫- OKAY.
605
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,130
‫* ALL INTO SHAPES
606
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,466
‫* AND INTO SHARDS
607
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,435
‫* WE SMASH LIKE GLASS
608
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,404
‫* WE FALL LIKE STARS
609
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:14,206
‫* LEAVE IT ALONE.
610
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,343
‫SNOOKI POLIZZI WROTE A BOOK.
611
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,445
‫VALERIE BERTINELLI,
‫SHE WROTE A BOOK.
612
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:23,315
‫KENDRA WILKINSON--
‫SHE WROTE TWO.
613
00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:28,153
‫- WHO'S KENDRA WILKINSON?
‫- ONE OF HUGH HEFNER'S
‫ EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
614
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,389
‫AND KEITH RICHARDS?
‫HE PICKLED HIS BRAIN
615
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,459
‫ON HEROIN AND METH
‫FOR 20 YEARS AND EVEN
‫HE WROTE A BOOK.
616
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:37,263
‫ACTUALLY I THINK KEITH
‫WROTE THIS WITH SOMEBODY.
617
00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:41,267
‫WHATEVER. THE POINT IS
‫IF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE CAN
‫WRITE BOOKS ABOUT THEIR LIVES,
618
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:44,936
‫WHY CAN'T I?
‫NO ONE KNOWS MY STORY
‫BETTER THAN I DO.
619
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:49,174
‫AND I GOT STRAIGHT "A"s
‫IN ENGLISH ALL THROUGH
‫COLLEGE--
620
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,278
‫INCLUDING TWO UPPER-DIVISION
‫CREATIVE WRITING CLASSES.
621
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:56,282
‫AND IF I GET STUCK,
‫I CAN ALWAYS GET SOMEONE
‫TO HELP ME.
622
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,450
‫LIKE KENDRA?
623
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,321
‫HONEY.
‫WHAT DO YOU THINK?
624
00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:05,190
‫I THINK IT IS
‫AN OUTSTANDING IDEA.
625
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,326
‫- REALLY?
‫- YEAH.
626
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,295
‫- YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
‫- HMM?
627
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:11,363
‫I SAY TINA CHOI
‫CAN GO POUND SAND.
628
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,567
‫- AH AH AHH AH!
‫- BUT--
629
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:26,978
‫- SHE IS A TOTAL BITCH.
‫- HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER
‫ SEEN HER LIKE THAT--
630
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,247
‫SO IT'S ME. I BRING OUT
‫THE WORST IN HER?
631
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,450
‫- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
‫- IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE
‫ I'M HEARING.
632
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,319
‫YOU'RE HEARING
‫AND SHE LOVES YOU.
633
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:36,388
‫I DON'T THINK EMMETT'S
‫EVER BEEN THIS SERIOUS
‫ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE.
634
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:39,358
‫I THINK IT'S PROBABLY JUST
‫SCARY FOR HER TO THINK
‫ABOUT LOSING HIM.
635
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:43,295
‫OKAY, SO
‫THE MAMA BEAR SYNDROME?
‫THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT?
636
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,298
‫- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
‫- YOU ARE TOTALLY DEFENDING HER.
637
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,468
‫SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
‫SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME
‫AND I OWE HER A LOT.
638
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:52,304
‫- THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT--
‫ AND YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
‫- BAY.
639
00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:56,442
‫DO YOU EVER NOTICE
‫THAT THERE IS ALWAYS
‫SOMEONE BETWEEN US?
640
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,436
‫- ( door shuts )
‫- HEY, FORGET YOUR KEY?
641
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,572
‫NO. I SAW YOU
‫THROUGH THE WINDOW.
642
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,507
‫I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU.
643
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,576
‫SURE.
‫WHAT'S UP?
644
00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:21,446
‫I DECIDED TO TAKE
‫COACH MEDLOCK'S OFFER.
645
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,182
‫I'M GOING TO JOIN
‫THE BUCKNER TEAM.
646
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,484
‫I THOUGHT
‫WE DISCUSSED THIS.
647
00:41:26,518 --> 00:41:29,521
‫NO, I FLOATED THE IDEA
‫AND YOU SHOT IT DOWN.
648
00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:32,524
‫I SHOT-- I DIDN'T
‫SHOOT ANYTHING DOWN.
649
00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:36,227
‫I SIMPLY REMINDED YOU
‫THAT YOU HAPPEN TO BE
‫COMMITTED TO ANOTHER TEAM.
650
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:39,531
‫IT'S NOT EVEN A TEAM!
‫NO ONE CARES IF WE WIN
‫EXCEPT ME AND YOU!
651
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:41,567
‫DAPHNE, I KNOW
‫THIS IS FRUSTRATING,
652
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,469
‫BUT WE'RE BUILDING.
‫THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.
653
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,205
‫YOU ARE ALWAYS TELLING US
‫TO TAKE THE SHOT WHEN
‫WE GET THE CHANCE
654
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,141
‫BECAUSE WE MIGHT NOT
‫GET ANOTHER ONE. WELL,
‫THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
655
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,578
‫WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
‫OF A SEASON.
656
00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:56,147
‫OKAY, SWEETIE, YOU CANNOT
‫QUIT YOUR TEAM.
657
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,149
‫- DO NOT QUIT YOUR TEAM.
‫- I KNOW YOU DON'T
‫ CARE ABOUT THIS,
658
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,652
‫- BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS
‫ IN MY LIFE THAT I DON'T LIKE--
‫- I DO CARE ABOUT THIS.
659
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,155
‫--AND CAN'T CHANGE.
‫I CAN CHANGE.HING
660
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:06,625
‫I'M SORRY.
‫I KNOW YOU'RE MAD,
661
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:09,527
‫BUT I'M DOING IT.
662
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,633
‫GOOD NIGHT.
663
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,293
‫( silent )
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