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[announcers chattering on TV]
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[cheering on TV]
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- There we go.
- [exclaims]
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Finally. Geez. [sighs]
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- What's with you?
- Hmm?
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We're trying to enjoy the game
and he wants to spoil the vibe
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and talk about real stuff.
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[sighs]
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Eventually you're gonna have to talk
to your dad about how he let you down.
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Come on, man.
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I told you he sucks.
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- It's not gonna happen.
- Okay.
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It will... [sighs]
...when you're ready.
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Until then, I've decided that we're both
gonna be available to you from now on.
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But I would not call
Paul after 8:00 p.m.,
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because last time he answered the
phone from his bathtub with Julie.
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How big is your tub?
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Not that big.
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Ooh. My man.
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[Sean, Jimmy laugh]
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But as far as your treatment is
concerned, I'm still in charge.
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Think of me as... as, uh...
as Santa, and Jimmy as...
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Do not make me an elf, Paul.
I'm s-so much bigger than you.
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You can be a reindeer.
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Not the fancy one
with the red nose,
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b-but one of the randos
in the back, like Fluffer.
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Fluffer's not a reindeer, Paul.
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Fluffer and reindeer
are such different jobs.
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So, how am I supposed to deal
with working with my dad every day
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until I figure this shit out?
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Just love him.
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Goodwill is everything.
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If you meet him with that
when you're ready to talk,
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it'll come from a great place.
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Oh. Game's back.
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Unless Jimmy wants me to
talk about my dad now.
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I'm guessing he wasn't
much of a hugger.
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No, he wasn't.
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You two ever kiss on the lips?
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All the time.
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- [grunts, laughs]
- [laughs]
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Oh, my God. [groans]
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- Hey.
- [patient 1] Hi.
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Sorry I'm late. I was with my mom.
She was in an accident but she's okay.
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She drove into a tow truck.
Actually, onto a tow truck.
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The good news is,
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the tow truck driver was able to
take the car straight to the shop.
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Whew.
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All right. [stammers, sighs]
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- So, um...
- [clears throat]
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Do you know what's crazy?
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Now, my sister wants me to
convince our blind-as-hell mom
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to get her eyes fixed.
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And it's like, dude,
why is it always on me?
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I taught our mom how to use a smartphone.
I got her into physical therapy.
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I got her out of Herbalife
which was actually...
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I'm so sorry to interrupt,
but has our time started?
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We got into a huge fight last night
and I just kinda wanna get into it.
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My bad. This is your time.
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Hit me. Okay, what
was the fight about?
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Well... [sighs] ...I always
have gum when he wants it but...
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[sighs]
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he never has gum when I want it.
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I don't like things in
my pockets and, um...
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- [sighs]
- [clicks tongue] Never mind.
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What, do you guys feel like shit
now because your stuff is so trite?
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- Yeah, a little bit.
- Yeah.
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Don't. You're paying
me. So let's do this.
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- Come on, guys. Shake it off.
- [Mark sighs]
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Mark, why don't you like
stuff in your pockets?
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[sighs]
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I am not her purse!
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My cell phone, my gum, my Invisalign
case. That is not that many things.
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I'm sorry. Then we also have
the sunglasses, the protein bars
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and the chargers.
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Are you kidding me?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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- Hey.
- I think the watercooler's broken.
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Yeah? What do you
think is wrong with it?
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Oh, the compressor must've slipped
and blocked the filter hinge.
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- How the fuck would I know?
- [sighs] If you're having a crap day,
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we're drinking at Liz's
later, if you wanna join us.
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Don't give me hopeful eyebrows.
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I can't control them.
They're dreamers.
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Jimmy, please. I keep trying to find
nice ways to tell you that I need space.
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The ball is in my court.
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You are ball-less.
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Well, that's not entirely true.
They're sort of what got us here.
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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- I just miss you.
- Well, suck it.
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Cowboy boots on a baby?
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Is she already a stripper?
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I'd know that judgmental
tone anywhere.
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Mac? Oh, my God. Hi.
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Come here. Hey, there.
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[grunts] Ah, wow. You
haven't aged a day.
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That's a good start.
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And so skinny, you seem
like you might be sick.
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Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
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So, what's it been?
Twenty-five years?
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Tell me everything. What
have you been up to?
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Um, so many cool things.
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Uh, having kids.
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Rocks.
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Are you still taking pictures?
You were always so good at it.
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Yeah, I've actually been doing,
um, wildlife photography.
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- It's not a big deal. It's, you know...
- Hello.
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[sighs] How did us getting
wine and snacks together
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turn into you handing me a list and me
finding everything and paying for it?
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Because that's how I shop.
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Then don't get mad at me
if I got the wrong cheese.
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- Did you get the wrong cheese? Ah.
- I got the wrong cheese.
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- Hey. I'm Jimmy. I'm Liz's errand boy.
- Hey, I'm Mac.
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- Short for Macaulay?
- No.
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Oh, bummer.
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Uh, how do you two
know each other?
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- Old friends.
- Sex.
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Two of my favorite things.
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Um, well, it was
great to see you.
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You too, Lizzie.
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Hmm.
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Don't say it. Don't say it.
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- Lizzie.
- [laughs]
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- [laughing] I told you not to say it.
- [laughs]
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I'm not being weird. I
promise nothing is wrong.
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Are you sure? 'Cause you
can tell me anything.
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The only thing I can't handle is
a liar, 'cause I don't do secrets.
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I'm in my honesty era.
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Hey. [stammers] Uh... [scoffs]
Summer, is that my shirt?
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I found it in a basket.
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I got glitter on it. My
B, pimp. I'll go change.
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- Thanks, Summer. [sighs]
- No problem.
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- Oh, my God. You hate her.
- I don't hate her.
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I just hate everything she
says and does. [chuckles]
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I love this for you.
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I wish Gaby was here,
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but thanks to Jimmy's
sad and selfish penis,
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she's once again not coming.
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My penis is neither
of those things.
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It's optimistic and it
always puts others first.
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So, your penis is like Elmo?
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Same color. Much
deeper voice though.
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- Tickle me. Tickle me.
- [Brian] Ooh. [chuckles]
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Stop. No, stop. Stop that.
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- My dick sounds like André the Giant.
- [Brian, Derek laugh]
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[imitates André the Giant] Hello,
lady. Anybody want a penis?
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Uh, would anyone like
some wrong cheese?
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I'll take some, Lizzie.
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We ran into this guy
who calls her Lizzie.
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[gasps]
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Oh, you, uh... you ran into Mac?
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Were you gonna tell me?
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It was nothing.
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What? I... I don't know
what's going on here.
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- I didn't think anything bothered Derek.
- No, I'm not jealous.
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I mean, I don't care about any of
the people she slept with before me.
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Not her college boyfriend,
not Lenny Kravitz...
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Whoa. Really?
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Well, I mean, I thought
he was Lenny Kravitz
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and he didn't correct
me for quite some time.
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There's... [sighs] ...something about
this Mac guy that just gets under my skin.
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Here we go.
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If she asked him to run away with
her, he wouldn't think twice.
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Gone. Poof. Puff of smoke.
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- And it's so disrespectful, right?
- Yeah.
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Right.
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- Dude.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm-I'm really...
Seriously, I'm sorry.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Oh, good. You found your wallet.
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Yeah. Unfortunately, it still does
not have a credit card inside of it.
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Can I borrow some money
for some school stuff?
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What kinda school stuff?
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A smash burger.
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- That sounds about right.
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry. I had to.
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- You had to...
- You slut!
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- [Brian] Whoa!
- [shrieks, grunts]
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- How could you?
- [Jimmy] Shit!
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- [Alice, Summer screaming, grunting]
- Hey, easy!
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- Ow! My boob!
- [screaming]
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- Hey, Summer. Use your words.
- [screams]
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You said he looked like one of the
little statue boys who pee in fountains
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and you fucked him anyway.
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[Connor] Summer, hold up.
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[Summer] Do not follow me!
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- [Jimmy] You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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[sighs]
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[exhales deeply]
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Well, sad for Connor.
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Happy for me.
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["Frightening Fishes" by
Benjamin Gibbard playing]
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{\an8}Hey. How's the boob?
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{\an8}It hurts.
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{\an8}[Jimmy sighs]
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{\an8}- This is why I never fuck with redheads.
- [sighs]
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{\an8}My hands are covered in glitter.
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{\an8}- [sighs] I deserved that.
- [sighs]
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{\an8}I'm really such a piece of shit.
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{\an8}Hey. Don't go there.
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{\an8}[breathes deeply] I wanna start
this conversation... [clears throat]
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{\an8}by letting you know that
I am a sex-positive dad.
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{\an8}Gross. No, we're not doing that.
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{\an8}Thank God. [sighs]
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{\an8}What do you think's going on?
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{\an8}I mean, you never really seemed
that interested in Connor.
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{\an8}I don't wanna talk about it.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}I did kinda feel like we were
starting to get to the point
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{\an8}where we could share anything.
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{\an8}Do you really believe that or are you
just trying to guilt me right now?
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{\an8}Can it be both?
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}This is the part I normally
storm away but I'm in pain.
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{\an8}Do you want me to do it for you?
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{\an8}- Sure.
- [imitates Alice] God, Dad.
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{\an8}[scoffs]
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{\an8}And you know, I
would come home more
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{\an8}if my sister wasn't always
up my ass all the time.
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{\an8}You know, former addicts are always
just so judgy. It's like, shit.
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{\an8}So, you grew up taking care of an
addict and then you married one.
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{\an8}[chuckles] Interesting.
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{\an8}Cool observation, Paul.
Definitely never thought of that.
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{\an8}Look, I get the family shit.
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{\an8}My daughter comes to
town to give a speech
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{\an8}and now she, my cardboard son-in-law
and my ex-wife are in my home.
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{\an8}I assume they plan on
murdering me with small talk.
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{\an8}What's your ex-wife like? Is she
a hot piece of ass like Julie?
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Nobody's as hot as Julie.
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That's the correct answer, and I
will report that back to my queen.
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- My man! [laughs] She's so hot.
- [laughs]
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Um, listen, I know you
said you needed some space.
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- I don't mean to cross...
- [Paul] Oh. Uh,
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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,730
could you just stop
talking for just a second?
236
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,608
- Why?
- So I can leave.
237
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,693
I am so bored with this shit.
238
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,613
- Okay.
- Everyone is.
239
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,992
Who's everyone, Paul? It's
just three of us who work here.
240
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,161
Gaby, look, I need
some help with Alice.
241
00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,288
Mm-hmm. I heard
about that tit punch.
242
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,041
That's crazy Connor has two
hot girls fighting over him.
243
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,710
That poor little cherub has
no idea he peaked at 19.
244
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,170
[chuckles]
245
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,672
I just wish I knew why Alice did it,
you know? But she won't talk to me.
246
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,965
Tell me you didn't guilt her.
247
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,510
I don't guilt children.
248
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,677
I guilted her so bad.
249
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,179
Why do you always have
to make shit about you?
250
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,889
You wanna be friends again?
251
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,266
Real friends tell each other
hard truths, so here you go.
252
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:46,604
All Alice needs is to feel loved, and
maybe take her out and cheer her up
253
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,397
so she doesn't feel like
the whole world is ending.
254
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,483
You don't need to know why she
bonked her best friend's boyfriend.
255
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,442
She knows why she did it.
256
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,819
Besides, nobody's hiring
you to teach a master class
257
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,739
on how to choose an
appropriate fuck buddy.
258
00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,452
I know you're just being mean but
that would be a super popular class.
259
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,497
["Kevin's Car" playing]
260
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,915
You didn't have to drive me.
261
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,417
Are you kidding? I wanted to.
262
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,294
That's what you decided to wear
on your first day of school?
263
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,964
You look like a police
sketch. [chuckles]
264
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,049
I'm sure Summer already told
everybody about what I did,
265
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,219
so it's time to go
be the school slut.
266
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,178
You know what?
267
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,930
Put your... Put your
seat belt back on.
268
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,391
What? Why?
269
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,268
[music continues]
270
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,185
Okay.
271
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,230
- [Jimmy] Whoo!
- [school bell rings]
272
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,487
[Alice] A tattoo? Really?
273
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,947
You're turning 18
in a few weeks.
274
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,866
I figure you're gonna get
one whether I say yes or not.
275
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,118
Definitely.
276
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,454
Though, I was gonna get it
somewhere you'd never see.
277
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
For all I know, you
did that already.
278
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:48,876
[laughs]
279
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:51,628
You laughed way
too hard at that.
280
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,254
[guests chattering]
281
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,591
Here you go, grumpy.
Eat something.
282
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,593
[Paul's ex-wife] Well,
you must be a saint.
283
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:02,305
The only thing I can think of worse
than being in a relationship with Paul
284
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,557
is being in a relationship
with an old Paul.
285
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,852
[chuckles] Luckily,
he's afraid of me.
286
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,478
Congrats.
287
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,022
There he is.
288
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,481
[Paul's ex-wife laughs]
289
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,400
- [grunts]
- [doorbell rings]
290
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,153
How cool is it that Susie
and Julie are hitting it off?
291
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,405
So cool, Dave.
292
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,825
Hope they talk about how I fuck.
293
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,955
- Right. Uh, well... So, how are...
- Get me a glass of red wine, will you?
294
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,290
Yep. Coming up.
295
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,000
[Julie] I'm lucky for every
hour I get past sunset.
296
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,585
Here's Kevin.
297
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,836
Why does he call you Kevin?
298
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:37,131
He's trying to keep me
grounded, but it's not working.
299
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,800
- Hello, beautiful Julie.
- Brian. [chuckles]
300
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,845
And you must be beautiful
Susan. Charmed, I'm sure.
301
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,181
- I like him.
- Yeah, he's very sparkly.
302
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,850
Sorry that I'm late.
I was meeting someone.
303
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,561
Oh, and I got your
all-caps email.
304
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,023
The answer is no, you can't sue your
neighbor for hosting a drum circle.
305
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,900
It's weekly, Kevin.
306
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,904
All right, everyone. Grab your cocktails.
We're playing running charades.
307
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,405
- Dad, your favorite.
- [sighs]
308
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,116
- What's running charades?
- How the fuck would I know?
309
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,744
Oh, listen. Before you play, I made
the revisions to the family trust.
310
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:10,248
- I just need Susan to sign this.
- Susan.
311
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:14,168
We probably should've done
this back when Mason was born,
312
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:18,256
but Paul was busy hiding
from me for 20 years.
313
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:21,133
- [laughs] You're fun.
- Thank you.
314
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,261
- She's fun.
- So fun.
315
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,554
Yeah. [chuckles] Hey, Dave.
316
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,180
So, what I was trying
to tell you earlier...
317
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,516
- No.
- Nope.
318
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,059
You gotta get me outta here.
319
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,353
No, no, no. Do not
involve me in this.
320
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,438
I won't.
321
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,442
Uh, everyone, I'm sorry. I gotta go
to Kevin's office and sign this thing.
322
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,112
There's some problem.
He'll explain why.
323
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,322
[stammering] I need
Paul to sign this
324
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,490
- in front of a notary...
- Oh, man.
325
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,492
And the only guy I know can't
walk, so we gotta go to him.
326
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,077
It's a tragic story really.
327
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,454
Jesus Christ.
328
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,170
- [phone buzzes]
- Oh.
329
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,673
- Hi.
- Is that Mac?
330
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,382
Tell him I said hi.
331
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,508
And Mac's a stupid name.
332
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,844
[sighs]
333
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,678
How you doing?
334
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,929
It's a total shit show here.
335
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,181
Derek's torturing me
336
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,600
and Connor's gone back
into full whiny bitch mode.
337
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,727
- Mom?
- Yes, sweetheart?
338
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,103
Can I watch TV in your room?
339
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,898
Of course. I love you so much.
340
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,775
Oh, my God. What a
puss. How are you?
341
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,528
Prepping for the worst,
but you know, we got this.
342
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,280
We are strong, Black women.
343
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,116
Okay. I'ma let you get away with
that just this once. [grunts]
344
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,327
- Copy that.
- Bye.
345
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:33,206
Oh, you think 'cause you got
that big-ass water bottle
346
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,041
that you better than everybody?
347
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,834
Mind your own damn
business, Mr. Bailey.
348
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,960
Shit.
349
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,337
You waiting on an invite
350
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,506
or did you just forget this is
your house since you never visit?
351
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,299
Dragging me from the
front porch, huh?
352
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,801
Oh, she porch-drag everybody.
353
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,179
- Shut the fuck up, Mr. Bailey.
- Yeah, be quiet, Mr. Bailey.
354
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,347
- Damn.
- Damn.
355
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,265
[Gaby] Looking like a
Splash Mountain operator.
356
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,433
[needle buzzing]
357
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,310
Dad, are you not gonna look?
358
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,647
No. But it sounds
and smells amazing.
359
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,147
Done.
360
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,360
- What's "TL" stand for?
- It's my mom's initials.
361
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,195
Hey, what was the deal
with Mom's tattoos?
362
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,698
Was there any special meaning behind
the skeleton on the skateboard?
363
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,325
There was, as a matter of fact.
364
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:13,329
It meant that she was very drunk
that night, so... [chuckles]
365
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,748
You want some ink? Give
you a buy one, get one.
366
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,376
I don't think I'm really
interested in a discount tattoo.
367
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,046
Dad, it would mean a lot to me if
we both had Mom's initials tattooed.
368
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,549
Are you guilting me now?
369
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,132
Please?
370
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,427
[sighs] Fuck.
371
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,140
So, what was that
back at your place?
372
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,144
- No, thank you.
- Oh, come on. You can talk to me.
373
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,855
We're in the cone of silence.
374
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,816
Did you ever cheat on one
of your romantic partners?
375
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,610
Not sure how much you know about
the gay community in California
376
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,821
but we're very big on monogamy.
377
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,114
Oh.
378
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,241
Well, in the '60s
it was the opposite.
379
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,450
How about that?
380
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,703
For the record, I've
never cheated on Charlie.
381
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:57,123
Susan and I got married
so fucking young.
382
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,170
And just when Meg came
along, my career took off.
383
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:05,757
Books, speaking
tours, the whole deal.
384
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,468
We grew apart. [sighs]
385
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,803
So you were a cliché.
386
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,640
I'm not interested in your
participation in my story.
387
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,975
Yeah, right.
388
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,062
We had a big fight.
Didn't speak for days.
389
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:24,902
And then one morning, she calls
my hotel room and says she's sorry
390
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:30,657
but what she doesn't know is that
there's another woman in my bed.
391
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,533
Gasp.
392
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,285
[chuckles] Sorry.
393
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:38,873
I admitted it and she
took Meg away so fast.
394
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,042
[chuckles]
395
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:44,338
I was so full of shame that
I didn't really fight back.
396
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,924
I have no idea why she
wants to reconnect now.
397
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,550
Why don't you just ask her?
398
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,095
Because if it's got anything to do
with the past, I'm not interested.
399
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,555
So you're scared?
400
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,016
I'm not scared.
[breathes deeply]
401
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,559
I'm apprehensive. [sighs]
402
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,021
A solid synonym for scared.
403
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,691
[breathes deeply]
404
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,652
I love pain.
405
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,319
Okay.
406
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,075
Drive me home now, Kevin.
407
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,243
[Jimmy screaming]
408
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:20,039
Dad. Dad.
409
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,124
Dad.
410
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,252
[grunts] Is that one needle?
411
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,117
That's one needle? That's one
needle? Is that one needle?
412
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,674
Answer me! Is that one needle? I just
wanna know how many needles it is.
413
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:30,591
[laughs]
414
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,052
[sighs] Her eyes
have gotten so bad.
415
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,887
- She needs the cataract surgery.
- [sighs]
416
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765
I'm afraid she
gon' hurt herself.
417
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,724
And she always got a tit out.
418
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,768
I mean, Mom's tits have always
been out. She's proud of 'em.
419
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,187
And you know she's stubborn.
She might not even listen to me.
420
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,564
Oh, please.
421
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,275
She's gonna be all,
"Gaby, my baby angel.
422
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,903
Are you tired? Why don't you lay
your head on my loose titty?"
423
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,321
- Okay.
- [Gaby's mom] Oh!
424
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,533
- There's my baby angel.
- Mama.
425
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,911
- Oh, Mama.
- Oh. It's so good to see you.
426
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,540
[chuckles, gasps] Ooh,
you hair looks amazing.
427
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,917
See, I told you her
eyes aren't working.
428
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,252
Oh, my God, be quiet.
429
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,211
[stammers]
430
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,590
It's a 15-minute in-office
procedure. What are you so afraid of?
431
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,592
I know they cut
open your eyeball.
432
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,051
How else they gon' get in there?
433
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386
I don't want 'em in there.
434
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,387
Then you can't drive no more...
435
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,097
- Okay.
- Who are you talking... [stammers]
436
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,432
- Wait, wait. Mom.
- You a danger to the road.
437
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,349
What?
438
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,229
Mom, can you please get
the surgery? For me?
439
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,274
All right, fine. For you.
440
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,653
But I don't want no eye patch
though. I ain't no damn pirate.
441
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,530
[clicks tongue] Okay,
now you say "Thank you,"
442
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,698
and then I will say
"You're welcome."
443
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,950
Fuck you, Gaby.
444
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,745
You are welcome.
445
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,834
- The shelter isn't using my dog pics.
- [sighs]
446
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,130
They say it's easier to just take
them on their phones and post them.
447
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,924
Do you believe this shit?
448
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,050
Okay.
449
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,761
I know you love giving
me the silent treatment,
450
00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:01,308
but remember if it goes longer
than two days I start to like it.
451
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186
[grunts] I'll talk
to you this weekend.
452
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,188
Goddamn, I just talked.
453
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,065
[Liz] Hey, Connor.
454
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,858
I was thinking, with Summer,
455
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,569
why don't you just be
grateful for the amazing
456
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,155
and emotional nine
days you had together?
457
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,408
- Ten.
- Even more meaningful.
458
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,828
But you've got to go back to
college in a positive headspace.
459
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,665
I mean, the semester
starts soon, yeah?
460
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,959
Classes started last week.
461
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,169
[stammers] I was having
such a good time with Summer
462
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,463
and now I feel like I have to
stay so that I can fix this.
463
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,757
Please don't be mad.
464
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,176
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
465
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,010
[clicks tongue] I
feel like you're mad.
466
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,263
I'm not mad.
467
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,085
Um, I just need some air though.
468
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,936
[Jimmy hums]
469
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,897
- Hey, Liz.
- Oh, my God, he's everywhere.
470
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,651
Check this out. I got
matching tattoos with Alice.
471
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,819
That's Tia's initials.
472
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,405
At first, I thought it might be tricky,
you know, when I start dating again,
473
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,365
to have another woman's
initials on my arm,
474
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,618
but then I realized it's a pretty cool
way to tell someone my wife's dead.
475
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,161
Not now, Jimmy. [sighs]
476
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,162
Everything okay?
477
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,373
Earth to Lizzie.
478
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,375
Lizzie, you okay? Lizzie.
479
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,544
You can't help
yourself, can you?
480
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,922
Fine. Do you know where Alice
got the idea for a tiny tattoo?
481
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:18,259
From me. From my tiny tattoos.
482
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,972
We came up with it back when
I was raising her for you.
483
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,807
Oh, and do you know
what I just found out?
484
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,602
Connor's school just
started, but he's not there,
485
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,814
because he's in my kitchen crying
because your daughter slept with him
486
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,983
and fucking exploded his life.
487
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,194
- Oh, boy.
- [imitates Jimmy] Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
488
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,196
- I don't sound like that.
- That's exactly how you sound.
489
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,864
Listen, Connor is
the one who cheated.
490
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:45,370
Do you really think there's a world
where Connor gets to choose who he fucks?
491
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,664
- No.
- I feel like I'm losing it, Jimmy.
492
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,752
And every time I feel that way, I
can trace it back to one person.
493
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,212
Yeah. You.
494
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,632
And many, many thanks for
bringing Sean into my life
495
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:01,552
so I could start a business
and... Oh, find my purpose.
496
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,637
"Find your purpose, Liz."
497
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:07,058
Now, it's turned into a giant
shit pie that I have to eat.
498
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,728
- It's not my fault that you went...
- I am not done yet.
499
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,690
You totally fucked up our friend
group with your needy penis.
500
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:19,487
Maybe it's not sad or
selfish, but it's so needy.
501
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,780
- It's okay.
- And then,
502
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,241
you mess with Pam's
construction crew.
503
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,660
Now they're throwing
bottles into our yards.
504
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:29,997
And normally, Derek would
help me through my meltdown,
505
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,417
but thanks to you, he's
not speaking to me,
506
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,629
and for some reason, I
don't like it this time.
507
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,632
I apologized for that
and you forgave me.
508
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,176
You're unforgiven. You
are fucking unforgiven.
509
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,054
And you're the
original unforgiver.
510
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,849
But you don't care. You
don't do anything about it.
511
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,392
Like with Gaby.
512
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,018
I finally had a cool friend.
513
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,314
I even bragged to all the
people I hate about her,
514
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,983
but because she doesn't
come around here anymore,
515
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,776
they don't believe she's real.
516
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,404
And yes, I might've
said she was 7' tall.
517
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,781
But you drove her away and
you've done nothing about it.
518
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,908
You're just sitting around
519
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,202
waiting for someone to gallop
in on their white horse
520
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,705
and fix everything for you because
that's what you fucking do.
521
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,622
Right? Isn't it?
522
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166
Fuck you, Jimmy.
523
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,919
- [door opens, closes]
- This was a fun day.
524
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,257
If you go the adoption route,
I have a few questions.
525
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,135
And remember, there
are no wrong answers.
526
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,679
Okay, first up, any
racial preferences?
527
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,389
What's Pedro Pascal?
528
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,391
Uh, maybe there are
some wrong answers.
529
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,310
[chuckles] Okay, next question.
530
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,855
Would you be willing to consider
a child with a medical condition
531
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,732
who may require extra care?
532
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,525
Of course.
533
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,735
[mouthing word] No.
534
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,361
[stammers] I can see you.
535
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:46,115
You can just say no. Lots
of bad people say no.
536
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,743
I have a question.
[breathes deeply]
537
00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:51,496
- What if this baby doesn't take to me?
- Oh.
538
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:52,914
Can we send it back?
539
00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:57,877
Well, there are no returns, uh, but
there is a 30-day exchange policy.
540
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,755
- Really?
- No. It's a baby. [chuckles]
541
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,632
Is this how it's going to be?
542
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,800
- You'll get used to it.
- [both chuckle]
543
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,678
I don't think I will. [chuckles]
544
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,347
- [chuckling]
- [sighs]
545
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:13,559
So, let me see. You embarrassed
yourself by being yourself?
546
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,186
How is that my fault?
547
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,604
Because, thanks to you,
548
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,232
I'm freaking out that I'm gonna
end up with an estranged daughter
549
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,068
and an ex who won't speak to me.
550
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,319
Just talk to your ex.
551
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,363
You don't even know
why she's here.
552
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,032
Maybe she found a painting worth a
billion dollars and you get half.
553
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,535
It could be fun news.
554
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,827
- [scoffs]
- [Susan laughs]
555
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,913
- [Dave chattering]
- [Susan laughs]
556
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,040
Susan.
557
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,042
[whispering] Why are you here?
558
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,546
I had a friend who recently
got diagnosed with Parkinson's.
559
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,005
She died a few months later.
560
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,426
And I felt like you and I should
talk again before you die.
561
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,141
You were right.
562
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,601
Fun news.
563
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,520
I like it. Why don't
you brainstorm on it
564
00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,232
and then we will actually
get more into that next week.
565
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,984
Sounds good. Thanks,
Professor Evans.
566
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,528
All right. Bye. Bye.
567
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,196
Professor Evans?
568
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:11,534
Okay. Well, can you please go pick
up Mom from her surgery on Monday?
569
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,411
- Mmm. Mmm.
- I'd super appreciate it. Thank you.
570
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,330
No, I can't, actually,
because I have clients all day
571
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,707
and then I have class...
572
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,417
Why? What are you doing?
573
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:20,960
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not
allowed to have a life?
574
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,795
Come on. This is
why you live here.
575
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:26,883
No, I live here to wait on Mom and
drive her back and forth to dialysis.
576
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,926
You know what it's like to
take care of somebody 24-7?
577
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,304
I do actually, because
growing up I did it.
578
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,471
We all did.
579
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,599
Do you know how many sacrifices
I had to make for you?
580
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,726
Do you know how many school
dances I missed out on,
581
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,978
because we were getting
you in and out of rehab?
582
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,521
I could've ground
on so many dudes.
583
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,398
- You did fine.
- Whatever.
584
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,526
Spare me the pity party, all right.
It's your turn to come through.
585
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,570
I know I spent the past couple
years taking care of Mom
586
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,738
because that's my penance.
587
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,573
I put everyone through hell.
588
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,951
I just didn't think I'd have to spend
the rest of my life paying for it
589
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,080
while you get to go out
there and just live yours.
590
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,920
Nothing else to say? I thought
people paid you to talk.
591
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,424
Actually they pay me to listen.
592
00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:15,723
I have been avoiding you
because I'm a coward.
593
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,642
Not how I would've phrased it.
594
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:18,976
What would you say?
595
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,479
Little baby chicken bitch.
596
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,190
It's better.
597
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,778
To be honest with you, I thought you were
coming out here to make me feel guilty.
598
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,781
But if I practice what I preach,
599
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,910
I really should have met
you with more goodwill.
600
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,495
{\an8}Great call on these pliers, Dad.
601
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,372
{\an8}Ah, yeah. Perfect
for deveining shrimp.
602
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:43,001
Yeah. And there's no one I'd
rather devein shrimp with than you.
603
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:46,004
[chuckling] Okay.
604
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,925
Look, I want to, uh, talk
to you about something.
605
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,491
I followed you home
the other night.
606
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,138
- I saw you live with your therapist.
- Yeah.
607
00:25:56,139 --> 00:26:00,143
What's really going on? I'm not
mad, I just want it to make sense.
608
00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:01,936
[sighs]
609
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,689
I want us to be able
to be around each other
610
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,858
while we still can.
611
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,734
Remember Meg's
boring school plays?
612
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:12,363
We used to pass around that
flask and play pick-and-sip.
613
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,701
Every time a kid picked his
nose, we'd take a drink.
614
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,829
Nasty little fuckers
got us hammered.
615
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:24,168
How did we get here? Why can't
we be around each other at all?
616
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,420
Because I cheated.
617
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,965
And I fucked it all up.
618
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:36,137
I couldn't forgive myself,
so how could you forgive me?
619
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:38,473
Paul, you're forgiven.
620
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,351
Jesus, I forgave
you a long time ago.
621
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,811
You could've told me.
622
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:46,273
- Where would be the fun in that?
- [chuckles]
623
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:50,277
Yeah, you were an asshole,
but I resented your success.
624
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:52,821
And I know I made
things harder for you.
625
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:54,573
[door opens]
626
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,365
Everyone okay out here?
627
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,533
We're all good.
628
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,702
Talking.
629
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,579
This is good.
630
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:05,459
Still, no matter what
we did to each other,
631
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,418
we made Meg.
632
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,338
And she's perfect.
633
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,297
Yeah, she is.
634
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:14,218
And now Mason. Can you
believe how lucky we are?
635
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,804
What about Dave?
636
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,392
I didn't mention him, did I?
637
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:27,189
Susan, thank you for this.
638
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,316
And them.
639
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:34,445
When you're connected by
so much family and love,
640
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,822
{\an8}forgiveness is the easy part.
641
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:40,953
So, I asked for your help and
maybe I didn't do it right but...
642
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:46,040
I guess it felt like you let me down
and I didn't know how to tell you.
643
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,543
Maybe I didn't wanna tell you.
644
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,964
[exhales deeply]
645
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,716
I knew this shit would happen.
646
00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,135
Fucking therapists.
647
00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,929
Always telling you
to blame the parents.
648
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,347
Nobody told me to blame you.
649
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,807
Now, what was the
worst thing I did?
650
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,309
Was it the 23 years of
loving you no matter what?
651
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,856
Was it draining my savings to hang
with you in this fucking truck
652
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,649
even though I have
a full-time job?
653
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,652
Tell me what I did
to let you down.
654
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,528
Tell me.
655
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,321
Exactly.
656
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,950
Save the bullshit
for someone else.
657
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:24,454
[breathing deeply]
658
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,646
Jimmy, what the hell
are you doing here?
659
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,551
Just so you know my
intentions are pure.
660
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:39,887
What the fuck, dude?
661
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:44,098
Shit! That is a mistake. I thought
I was wearing black underwear.
662
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,102
Look, I'm here because I feel
like you might need some support.
663
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,479
And for whatever reason, your mom and
your sister seem to really like me.
664
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,800
That's 'cause I used to tell
them you were fucking awesome.
665
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,902
I'm not doing a very good
job at giving you your space.
666
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:58,614
[sighs] And I will
be better about that.
667
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:03,743
If now's not a good time, I
totally get it and I'll split.
668
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:06,622
["Bittersweet" playing]
669
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,043
[sighs]
670
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,546
You coming inside or what?
671
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,550
And then Courtney has
the nerve to call me out
672
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,302
like I'm holding her
hostage or some shit.
673
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:22,512
Can you believe that?
674
00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:24,139
[breathes shakily, chuckles]
675
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,183
What's happening?
676
00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:29,811
I drove over here to
be supportive of you,
677
00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,898
but then you also said that friends
tell each other hard truths.
678
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,650
This is awful. Can I
take a quick shower?
679
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,692
No. Spit it out.
680
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,819
- Your sister's right, Gaby.
- Oh, my God. Fuck off.
681
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,239
Come on, she is. She's
right. You know it.
682
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,742
[sighs] Goddamn it.
683
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,579
- Sorry.
- [sighs, groans]
684
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,789
Do you want me to split now?
685
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,957
Nice try.
686
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,167
Dinner's gonna suck
balls, so you're staying.
687
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,462
- Do they know we slept together?
- No.
688
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:57,797
Then I got my icebreaker.
689
00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:58,881
[chuckles]
690
00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967
You're stupid.
691
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,302
[sighs]
692
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:04,429
[knocks on door]
693
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:07,890
- Hey.
- Hey.
694
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,977
I DoorDashed you tacos, but
they brought me the wrong order,
695
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:17,818
so here is CVS-brand Robitussin
and those acne nose pore strips.
696
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,403
Actually sounds
like a fun night.
697
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,655
[music continues]
698
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,532
I'm really sorry for
messing everything up.
699
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:27,619
You hurt Connor, and I love him
more than anyone in the world.
700
00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,997
But I love you second best.
701
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,290
You have two other sons.
702
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,500
I said what I said.
703
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,378
You and me, we're
gonna be good, right?
704
00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,630
You've got a rock. I
just need a little time.
705
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,716
Okay.
706
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,220
- Was that enough time?
- Almost.
707
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,682
As you can see, we can improve
photovoltaic absorption
708
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:55,022
with semi-conductor materials,
fine-tuned for specific spectral ranges.
709
00:30:55,564 --> 00:31:01,153
I should mention these...
[continues indistinctly]
710
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,092
- Come on.
- Yeah, child.
711
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:26,177
I put a little sugar in it too.
712
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,137
- The sure is Gouda.
- Get your elbow off the table, baby.
713
00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,223
- Yeah. Get your elbow...
- Oh, Lord have mercy...
714
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,600
They picked up the
trash cans this morning.
715
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,560
Why are your garbage
cans still on the street?
716
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,604
- [groans]
- Why the hell are you in our lawn?
717
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,022
We're not doing this
with you, Mr. Bailey.
718
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,273
You're a garbage can.
719
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,900
Yeah. Screw you, Mr. Bailey.
720
00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:41,984
- [gasps]
- You don't do that.
721
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,069
You show that man some respect.
722
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,987
He's a veteran.
Apologize to him.
723
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,072
Yes, ma'am.
724
00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:49,201
[clears throat] I'm sorry, sir.
725
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,494
[clears throat] Thank
you for your service.
726
00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:52,704
There. Good.
727
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:56,624
Now, get on out of
here. Crazy person.
728
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,418
[chuckles]
729
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:05,342
[construction crew
chattering, laughing]
730
00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,348
[engine starts]
731
00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,565
- That motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah.
- [laughing]
732
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,441
What the fuck?
733
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,944
You forgot that.
734
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,406
Don't take another step unless
you wanna get your ass beat.
735
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:33,620
[chuckles] Big mistake.
736
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,337
- You really want this? Come get it.
- [crew member 2] Okay. Here he comes.
737
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:46,592
- [scuffling]
- [grunting]
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