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Richard!
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Morning. I want you to set me up
with a Facebook page.
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So usually people say
"Morning" back.
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They were all talking about it
in the pub last night.
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Frank Organ's got one. Spent the
entire night showing us pictures
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of his grandchildren.
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And, you know, I thought,
"I'd love to do that."
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What, look at pictures of
Frank Organ's grandchildren online?
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Hmm, wouldn't broadcast that.
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You and Emily were
getting on well last night.
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Were we? Oh.
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We were, we do.
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Maybe I'll be looking at pictures
of my own grandchildren soon.
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OK, anything else?
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Er...yes.
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Your breakfast is ready.
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Big day today.
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Your mother's ashes. Oh, yes.
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Yes, we did say
we would do that today.
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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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Oh, sorry, Dad, do you mind?
Not at all.
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No, I meant, would you leave?
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Oh. Should have said that.
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I'm not a bloody mind-reader,
you know.
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Sally, hi.
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Hello, prestige TV star!
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Sounds weird being called that.
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Well, it is very much
a supporting role, isn't it?
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Sure. So they've booked you on the
four o'clock train to Glasgow,
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and then you're on the 11:30 flight
to Oslo tonight.
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Have you told your mum yet?
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Dad. Have you told her?
I bet she's pleased!
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So, what's the plan?
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Well, there's a few places
I'd like to visit
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just one last time with your ma
before we scatter her, yeah?
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Could you hold that?
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There you go.
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There you go.
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You've written here, "Superdrug."
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Oh, that's because I've run out of
foot cream.
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Ah.
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Right, so which of these places are
we actually scattering her?
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Oh, well, that's not on the list.
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Why? Well, because that information
will be revealed to you...
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WHISPERED: ..when the time
is right.
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Why are you talking like the guy
from the start of a
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Mission: Impossible film?
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Well, because I don't want to
implicate you in any way.
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Sorry, have the Stasi opened a
human remains division in Forres?
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It's just that the place I have
in mind,
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technically, you're not allowed to
scatter human remains.
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You know, legally speaking.
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Which begs the question,
why there, then?
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Because that's where it should be.
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Oh, just trust me.
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Think of it as one last
family day out, eh?
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Just the three of us.
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Before we get arrested. There's
no-one that's going to get arrested.
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Well, your mother's not, anyway.
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KEN HUMS
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Emily! Oh, hey.
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Yeah, hey. Er, I just sold the
house.
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Seriously? Yeah.
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So I guess we won't be meeting
like this any more.
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It does happen quite a lot,
don't you think?
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More than it used to, I guess.
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So why the suitcase?
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Yeah, about that,
can you hold on to this for me
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and I'll come and get it later?
Oh, God.
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Finally snapped with Ken, did you?
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Oh.
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Oh, you're leaving, aren't you?
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Yeah. That's what the call was about
last night.
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Yeah. You, er, seemed weird when you
came back into the pub.
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It's a crime series in Norway.
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I mean, it's all happened so
quickly.
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Oh, and you haven't told your dad?
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Yeah. Aha, you're there!
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Your mother and I are waiting.
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Oh, are you off somewhere nice?
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Yes, I am off to...
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Norway. Ooh, Norway.
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Not a fan.
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What's wrong with Norway?
Well, I don't trust them.
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Carolyn Murner went there
specifically to see
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the Northern Lights, yeah?
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And they told her they're
not as bright as you see them
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in the photos.
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And that's the whole of Norway's
fault, is it?
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Just be warned, OK?
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I will, Mr Pritch.
Thanks for the heads up.
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Right, your mother's keen to get
going.
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Oh, she said that, did she?
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Maybe you could ask her what the
password for your email is
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while you've got her.
You're scattering Jean?
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Yes, we are indeed.
On the same day as yo...
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..I'm going to Norway?
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Well, that's unfortunate timing.
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Oh, sorry, Emily.
Did you want to come?
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No, no, no.
I'll leave you two to it.
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I'm sure I'll hear all about it
later.
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SHE STRAINS
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Huh?
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Whoa! Careful...
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..with, erm, your suitcase.
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Well, Norway...
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..apparently. Have a great time.
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Apparently it's very clean.
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Great transport links.
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Right.
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The journey of Jean and Ken
Pritchard's life together
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begins now.
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Where to first?
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A magical, magical place.
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Two heavies, please, Ian. A coke.
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Coming up.
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We were here last night.
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I know, I know we were, but last
night this was just a pub.
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Today, this is the pub where
I first saw your mother.
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I thought you met in the cafe.
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Aye, we did, we did, but this is,
er...
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This is where I first saw her.
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Mind you, it took me six weeks to
pluck up the courage to talk to her.
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That was here.
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I was standing right here, and she
was working behind the bar.
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This was actually a very
special place for us.
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Oh. Both our parents were very, very
strict Catholics,
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and when we were courting
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and we wanted some alone time,
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we'd pop down to the cellar.
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I don't want to know.
Why are you telling me this?
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Oh, for goodness' sake, Richard,
you're a man of the world.
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I mean, I hate to break it to you,
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but your mother and I were intimate
from time to time.
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Where do you think you came from?
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Having said that, you know,
you were a bit of a mistake.
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And the hits keep coming.
Oh, well, no, I didn't mean it.
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You weren't a mistake, you were...
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..an accident.
How's that any better?!
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Listen, by the time you came out,
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we were very, very pleased
to see you.
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Gentlemen, that'll be ๏ฟฝ6.50, please.
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Hello, Doctor. Hello, Ken.
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Hello. Hello, Jean.
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How are you in yourself, hmm?
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Can I just say how delighted we are
to be included in this
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momentous day of remembrance,
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and to mark it, here is Jean's
favourite.
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Large port and lemon. Oh, that's...
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Thank you, Ian.
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Thank you, Jen. Cheers, guys.
My pleasure. Yeah.
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That's ๏ฟฝ7.90, Richard.
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CARD MACHINE BEEPS
Perfect.
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This is where we had our first date,
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standing right here.
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I didn't know you and Mum followed
the football.
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Oh, yes. We used to come every week.
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How come you stopped?
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Well, you were born,
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so we had to give up the things
we enjoyed doing.
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Well, that's a lovely story.
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Oh, you'll find that out for
yourself
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when you and Emily have kids of your
own.
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I don't know what you're talking
about. We're not even going out.
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Well, you'd better get on it,
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she won't hang around forever.
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Plus, your biological clock
is ticking.
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Yeah, they were talking about it on
Loose Women the other day.
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Dad, how many times?
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Stop watching Loose Women.
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MOBILE PHONE CHIMES
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RICHARD EXHALES
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What's that, bad news? No.
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Look, I need to tell you something.
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Kenny boy!
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Hello.
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What are you doing here? Ha!
I would've thought that was obvious.
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The game! Aye, it doesn't kick off
for two hours.
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Well, I like to make sure that
I get my spot.
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This is my spot. Look, see?
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Oh, I see you've brought Jean
with you.
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Yes, we're scattering her today.
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Ah, right.
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I still remember the day
I scattered my Rose.
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Which one was she? Really?
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That would be the one that died,
Ken.
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She was my first love.
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Third wife, though, eh?
But first love!
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Hold on, you're not scattering Jean
here?
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She'll ruin the grass!
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Eh? Her ashes contain calcium
and calcium phosphorate,
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which kills grass! How dare you?!
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My Jean never contained
calcium phosphorate in her life,
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did she, Richard?
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She never mentioned anything to me.
Well, I'm telling you that she does!
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All right, that's it. That is it!
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Here, hold your mother.
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Hey, come on, you two.
Just calm down.
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You better warn him!
I'm a white belt.
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Everyone's a white belt, Rod. Right,
Dad, don't let yourself
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get worked up. This is supposed to
be a happy memory.
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Come on, let's just leave.
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Just you keep my wife's name
out of your mouth!
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Come on, Fresh Prince, keep moving.
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Can you not read?!
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You know what? I'm not going to
let him away with that!
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No! I'm going to... You're 75 years
of age!
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Come on! Oh, thank you!
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We ARE scattering her today, though,
yeah?
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Yes, yes, yes. All in good time.
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All right, Richie? All right, Digsy?
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Hello, Darren.
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That's your real name? It is, yeah.
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What are you doing around here?
Erm, well...
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I better get going, actually.
I'm late for an appointment.
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Digsy!
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Ha, sorry.
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What am I like, yeah?
Well, maybe see you in a bit, eh?
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All the best.
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All right, Richie? Mike.
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Oi, stop!
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So how do you want to play this?
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Well, I think we just knock the door
and ask if they wouldn't mind us
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having a quiet moment of reflection
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in their front garden.
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You should probably mention that
you and Mum used to live there.
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You think so?
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I think that's the important bit.
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DIGSY AND MIKE EXCLAIM
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That's new.
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I don't think anyone's in. Oh, well.
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All right.
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Just trying to picture your mother
here.
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MOBILE PHONE CHIMES
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Ian and Jen have agreed
to my friend request.
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They really do everything together,
don't they?
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I suppose having a Facebook account
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might actually be...
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..quite handy. It'll be an easy way
of keeping in touch
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with everyone from the town,
you know,
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if you wanted company or...
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..needed help. I'd just phone you,
wouldn't I?
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I know, but I won't always
be in Forres, though, will I?
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Eh?
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HE SIGHS
Dad...
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..the audition I had yesterday...
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WOMAN: What the hell do you think
you're doing?!
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Well...
MAN: Who are you talking to, Karen?
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Here, don't I recognise you?
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Er, oh, yeah, probably.
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Not you! Oh.
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I've no idea who you are.
Yeah, I get it.
254
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,440
The old boy. I manage a pool up
Hopeman Way.
255
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,520
You drove your car into it
last year.
256
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,280
The very same. Five grand I had
to spend
257
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,800
on retiling the thing, you daft sod!
258
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,800
Hey! There's no need for
name calling.
259
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,760
Anyone could drive into a
swimming pool.
260
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,880
If I wasn't in Tenerife the now,
261
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,120
I'd come out there and knock him
out!
262
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,560
Right!
263
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,920
That's him smashed one of your
gnomes, love. He's done what?!
264
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,640
Nobody calls my dad daft but me!
265
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,000
Mm-hm, and I'm not daft.
266
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,480
That's a different argument, but
just apologise to my dad, please!
267
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,640
Hello?
268
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,480
Hello?!
269
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,120
We are calling the police!
270
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,640
Actually, we don't need an apology.
271
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,680
I think there was mistakes
on both sides.
272
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,440
They're on their way!
Yep, OK, nice talking. Er...
273
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,480
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.
274
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,640
INAUDIBLE
275
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,440
Oh, no, come ahead, ladies.
276
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,880
Oh! What are you doing?
277
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,520
Eh? I'm sitting at a bus stop.
278
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,320
Why are you sitting at a bus stop,
though?
279
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,480
Because I'm waiting on a bus,
Richard.
280
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,280
Did they not cover that
at the school?
281
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,480
Where are you getting a bus to?
This bus is taking you and I
282
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,840
to Findhorn. Findhorn? No!
283
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,200
No chance. Eh? But that's the next
place on the list, you see?
284
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,920
Oh, don't worry, I've got it all
planned out.
285
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,880
We'll be back in plenty of time
to scatter her.
286
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,640
What, we're not even scattering her
there?
287
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,480
Dad, I don't have time for this.
288
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,280
Eh, what are you talking about?
We've got all day.
289
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,440
No, you have. You have all day.
290
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,480
Eh? I'm going to Norway this
evening.
291
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,240
Oh. With Emily?
292
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,480
N-No, Emily's not going.
293
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,360
I got that part in the show.
294
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,440
They start shooting there
in a couple of days, for six months.
295
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,960
What?! Probably longer.
296
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,000
When did you find this out?
297
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,360
Last night. And you didn't think
to tell me?
298
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,000
Well, I didn't want to
ruin your birthday.
299
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,640
Well, you have! It was yesterday.
300
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,120
Well, next year's, then.
All right, all right!
301
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,560
All right, I-I should have told you
last night, but I didn't.
302
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,760
Actually, no.
303
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,880
Do you know what? This is good news.
304
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,520
You should be happy for me,
not making me feel guilty about it.
305
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,040
Oh, I see, it's ME
that's making YOU feel guilty?
306
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,720
Yes, because that's what you
do best.
307
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,480
Every time I want to move
forward in my life,
308
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,760
I look over there and what do I see?
You with your puppy dog eyes
309
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,480
staring back, making me feel like
I've done something to hurt you.
310
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,040
Mum would understand,
she'd be happy.
311
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,840
Oh, would she?
And how would you know, boy?!
312
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,120
You only ever saw her at Christmas!
313
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,440
"Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't make your
birthday, Mum, I was filming.
314
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,920
"I'm sorry I wasn't there for
Mother's Day,
315
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,600
"I was at Fern Britton's
reiki retreat".
316
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:04,200
Cotton, it was Fearne Cotton.
Well, don't let us spoil your plans.
317
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,480
It never has done in the past.
318
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,320
Where are you going?
319
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,280
Dad!
320
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,920
All right, Dad, you've made your
point.
321
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,440
Come back! We'll talk it through!
322
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,640
Dad! Leave me alone!
323
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,560
Thanks for doing this.
324
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,360
That's OK. You're the first customer
for my pensioner retrieval sideline.
325
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,600
Don't worry, we'll find him.
326
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,240
I'm going to get him chipped
after this.
327
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,120
Well, he's not on the road to
Findhorn.
328
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,560
Where the hell is he?
329
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,960
He's not at home and he's not
in The Beastie.
330
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,400
OK.
331
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,360
Let's think about this logically.
332
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,600
You're Ken, where do you go?
333
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,840
Trust me, you don't
want to open that Pandora's box.
334
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,080
Oh, let's just go to the station.
335
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,880
Richard, you can't leave
without sorting this.
336
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,840
It's not my fault
if I don't know where he is.
337
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,640
OK.
338
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,000
I need to say some things.
339
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,040
Are they nice things? Not really.
340
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,360
OK. Richard, do you remember what I
said to you
341
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,080
when you first came back? Erm...
342
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,760
"..are you having a stroke?"
343
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,800
No, about your dad.
344
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,280
Oh.
345
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,800
Oh, yeah, because, erm...
346
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,200
Because you said, er...
347
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,680
You said that, erm...
348
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,640
OK, you don't. I want to.
349
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,080
I told you to make the most of the
time that you had left with him.
350
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,320
Do you really feel like you've
done that?
351
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,240
Well, I've been living with him for
nearly nine months,
352
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,440
isn't that enough? I'm not talking
about time in minutes and hours,
353
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,120
I meant what you got out of that
time with him.
354
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,160
RICHARD SIGHS
355
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,320
Richard...
356
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,080
..you're pulling away from him.
357
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,680
I know, because that's exactly what
I did with mine.
358
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,320
They're so tall...
359
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,960
..and you think, "If I could just
make them smaller,
360
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,320
"then maybe I can get a head start
on the grief."
361
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,360
But you just can't...
362
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,440
..because nothing prepares you for
the loss, Richard.
363
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,800
And you might be bored of hearing
him tell the same stories
364
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,400
over and over again...
365
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,600
..but there will come a day when all
you want is to hear him
366
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,520
tell them one more time.
367
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,720
Oh, God!
368
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,440
I sound like Marley's Ghost.
369
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,080
Muppet or classic?
370
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,880
Well, Muppet, hopefully.
371
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,320
You do have a Muppet quality
about you.
372
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,040
I've always thought that.
373
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,200
I really think that if you let your
dad scatter your mum's ashes
374
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,960
by himself, then...
375
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,480
Well, it's going to haunt
you for the rest of your life.
376
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,800
It won't.
377
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,680
It won't, because as much as he
threatens,
378
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,120
he won't do it without me,
379
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,240
and all this will be forgotten
in a couple of months,
380
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,920
and we'll do it together...
381
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,520
..properly.
382
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,680
OK.
383
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,200
Sorry if that got a bit intense.
384
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,120
Yeah, I get a bit nervous when women
start crying around me.
385
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,480
Er, not that I've experienced...
386
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,520
Er, shall we put the radio on?
387
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,720
Ten minutes to spare. Yeah.
388
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,760
See you, then. Yeah.
389
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,480
See you.
390
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,520
Should I kiss you?
391
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,360
Like, I... Like, I'm not...
392
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,920
It just feels maybe if, you know,
393
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,800
In that... I thought, did you...?
394
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,440
I mean, I consent, do you want...?
395
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,880
And the moment's over,
just like that.
396
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,600
I don't know why I'm like this.
397
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,440
Er...
398
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,880
..if you see my dad...
399
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,600
Tell him what a shit son you are?
400
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,640
I was going to anyway.
401
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,240
Great, thanks.
402
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,640
Tell him I'll call when I land,
yeah?
403
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,360
HE SIGHS
404
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,240
Oh, what?
405
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,920
I've been looking for you.
406
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,560
Is that right? And if this is some
kind of attempt
407
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,200
to stop me from going...
408
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,240
Believe it or not,
409
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,760
this isn't anything to do with you.
410
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,400
Then why are you here?
411
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,920
You're going to scatter her here,
aren't you?
412
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,720
This was our place.
413
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,600
Look...
414
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,080
..I'm sorry I wasn't...
415
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,600
..truthful with you earlier.
416
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,480
I just didn't want to upset you.
417
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:09,480
Listen, you can't control how I'm
going to feel
418
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,200
when you're not here.
419
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,440
I mean, you're my son, you twat.
420
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,880
You mean twit.
421
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,080
No, actually, I mean twat.
422
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,320
Oh. It doesn't matter if we leave
on good terms or bad,
423
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,120
the end result is exactly the same.
424
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,320
My child's not going to be there
any more and it's going to hurt,
425
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,960
you know? I mean, I think
it's meant to hurt,
426
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,920
and there's nothing you can
do about that.
427
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,880
I'll be fine.
428
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,520
I've still got two minutes
if you want to...
429
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,920
Aye, we should, we should.
430
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,040
We should do it together.
431
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,840
Yeah, OK.
432
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,280
Right... How do you want to
physically do it?
433
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,880
Have you seen a film called
The Shawshank Redemption?
434
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,000
I am not emptying Mum out of the
bottom of my trousers, Dad.
435
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
No? No.
436
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,680
OK.
437
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,760
We'll just see how we get on,
all right? OK?
438
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,320
You hold out your hands.
439
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,120
That's it.
440
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,200
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
441
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,440
I think that's about half.
Well, I mean, have you got a scale?
442
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,640
No, I think that looks about right.
443
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,800
Right, both at the same time, OK?
444
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,640
Both at the same time.
445
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,120
Bye, Mum!
446
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120
Cheery-bye, my darling.
447
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,080
TANNOY: If you see something
that doesn't look right,
448
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,880
speak to the staff or text the
British Transport Police on
449
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,760
61016.
450
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,480
We'll sort it.
451
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,360
CAMERA SHUTTERS SNAP
See it, say it, sort it.
452
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,080
I knew we should have
Shawshanked it.
453
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,680
TRAIN APPROACHES
Oh, yeah, that's me.
454
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,000
Oh, that's your train.
455
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,760
Right, well, you'd better get on.
456
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,280
Yeah.
457
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,920
Well, er...
458
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,640
..just...
459
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,240
HE GASPS LIGHTLY
460
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,280
You make sure you get something
to eat.
461
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,280
Yeah. OK. I will, Dad.
462
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,960
HE SIGHS
463
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,240
What are you doing? You're going
to miss your flight!
464
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,080
I forgot to tell you something.
465
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,720
Well, you should have texted me.
466
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,160
You're joking.
467
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,600
That's the last thing I'd do
if I wanted to tell you anything.
468
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,200
Well, you'd better phone Norway and
tell them you're going to be late.
469
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,680
I can get there tomorrow.
470
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,600
I don't know, probably.
471
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,160
What did you forget to say?
472
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,200
So...
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
473
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,280
..what it is, is... Ahem!
474
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,400
Here, I've got a couple of Tunes
somewhere.
475
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,600
No, no, no, no, it's fine. Erm...
476
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,000
..I just want to tell you,
477
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
and I know we're not...
478
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,000
..with words...
479
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,960
..but...
RICHARD SIGHS
480
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,640
..you came to all my football games
when I was at school...
481
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,080
..and I was terrible.
482
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,080
No, you weren't. I always got so
confused which way I was shooting,
483
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,280
I kept scoring own goals,
484
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,360
and they made me fourth official
485
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,360
and dressed it up like it was
a promotion,
486
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,840
but in the car on the way home you
always said I'd played well...
487
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,560
..and I know that's...
488
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,880
..because you love me. Why...?
489
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,680
Why don't we nip round to Bellosi's
and get an ice cream?
490
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,560
It's only around the corner there.
Just...
491
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,880
..a minute.
492
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,640
So what I'm trying to say...
493
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,640
..is it's a bit like when I write,
494
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,640
"All my love, Richard" on your
birthday cards.
495
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,680
What I'm trying to say is that,
in fact,
496
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,120
actually...
497
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,040
..I love you too.
498
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,920
That's...
499
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,000
What was that last bit again?
500
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,160
Are you serious? I can hear you,
501
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,960
I just can't hear what
you're saying.
502
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,960
I don't know why I bother. Eh?
503
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:33,560
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