All language subtitles for In Plain Sight (2008) - S02E13 - Lets Get it Ahn (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)_track4_[eng]

- since 1970, the federal
Witness protection program

Has relocated
Thousands of witnesses,

Some criminal, some not,

To neighborhoods
All across the country.

Every one of those individuals

Shares a unique attribute,

Distinguishing them
From the rest

Of the general population.

And that is...
Somebody wants them dead.

[aretha franklin's
I never loved a man playing]

*

* you're a no good

* heart breaker

* you're a liar

* and you're a cheat

- so you have any tattoos?

- you'll have to look and see.

- [laughs]

Oh, my.

- keep going.

There's more.

- * that you ain't no good

* oh, oh

* but they don't know

* that I'd leave you
If I could *

- we should be partners.

- I have enough partners.

I don't think your partner

Would be happy with me
Raiding her hen house.

- * I ain't never

* I ain't never

* oh, no

* loved a man

* the way that I

* I love you

*

* some time ago I thought...

- who are your partners?

Why haven't I ever seen them?

- * but I was so wrong

* you got one
That you'll never lose *

- mm.

- * the way you treat me
Is a shame *

- [moaning]

- * how could
You hurt me so bad *

* baby you know
That I'm the best thing *

* that you ever had

* kiss me once again

* don't you never, never
Say that we're through *

* 'cause I ain't never

* never

* never

* no, no

* loved a man

* the way that I

* I love you

*

* I can't sleep at night

* and I can't eat a bite

* I guess I'll never be free

* since you got

* your hooks in me

- washington, dc.

Secret service.

* oh yeah

* I ain't never loved a man

* I ain't never loved a man

* ain't never loved a man

* who hurt me so bad

- hey, stan.
It's marshall again.

Uh, okay. Well, call us.

We're getting a little bit--

Worried.

- oh.

- I won't be baited
Into this conversation.

- baiting? I'm amusing.

The verb.
Not the adjective.

- thanks for clearing that up.

Either way,
I'm not giving you the name

Of the first girl
I had sex with.

- why?

- is it
Because you're a virgin?

- no, because
You'll track her down,

Call her up, and make her
Tell you all about it.

- so? I told you mine.

- neil armstrong
Was not your first.

- technically, no,
But who can ever remember

That other guy's name?

- do you even care

That stan
Is two hours late for work

And unreachable?

- of course I care.

This is how I cope.

Come on.

You know I won't stop
Until I get what I want.

Oh, god. Fine.

Katinka magnusdottir.

Tenth grade foreign exchange
Student from iceland.

- katinka?

Excellent.

- tell her I said hi.

- how do you spell
"Magnusdottir"?

- the usual way.

- jesus, mary, and joseph.

There's, like,
A thousand k. Magnusdottirs.

I swear to god,
If that's not her real name...

[elevator stops]

- we'll then brief you
On all witsec policies, okay?

- [sobbing]

- this way here.

Thanks, guys.
I'll take it from here.

[buzzer buzzes]

Morning, people.

- morning.
- morning.

- I think I made
A terrible mistake.

I shouldn't have called
The secret service.

I want to go back.

- it's okay. Come on.
Step inside here.

- god.
What have I done?

I should have killed myself.

- try to relax.

- hey.
- keep going.

- who is she
And where have you been?

- and since when
Do you escort witnesses?

- if she even is a witness.

- is she a witness?

- I'm sorry.
Who are we talking about?

- fine. Don't tell us.

We don't care.
Do we, marshall?

- actually,
I care a little.

- okay,
You brought it out of me.

- so last night
I get a call from hq

Saying there's a private jet

Waiting at the airport.

Next thing I know I'm flying
To a secret location

To pick up...

- and why does she raid
All the tinker tailor?

- she's a counterfeiter
Extraordinaire

Named helen trask,

Who's been printing
Technically perfect $100 bills.

That is right up

Until she walked in
On her girlfriend in flagrante

With one of her north korean
Business partners.

In response to it,

She turns herself
And the north korean

Over to the secret service.

- she was in business
With north koreans?

- so say
The treasury department,

Who claim
To have proof positive.

- yeah, where have we heard
That before?

- however the second
The guy was in custody,

He flashed
Diplomatic credentials.

The state department swooped in
And sent him packing

To pyong yang,
Or so they say.

North korea claims
No such person exists,

Nor any involvement
In counterfeiting.

- well, of course
That's what they're gonna say.

- yes, except
A washington newspaper

Investigated the whole affair,

And came to the conclusion

The cia was more likely
Producing the fakes

To subsidize covert ops

Under the radar
Of congressional oversight.

- so the secret service

Broke up a cia
Counterfeiting ring?

- maybe.

- let me guess.

The cia also claims
No knowledge of the matter?

- naturally.

And to make things
Even more interesting,

Helen thought her partner,

The guy she caught schtupping
Her girlfriend

Was a chinese gangster.

- so we're hiding our witness
From the cia?

- or north korea,
Or the chinese mob,

Or who knows.

In any case,
The fbi and interpol

Both reported internet chatter
Among terrorist groups

About an eight-figure bounty

For the whereabouts
Of little miss sunshine.

- [exhales]

What about the girlfriend?

- it's a woman helen met
In prison named anh li.

Secret service investigated

And determined she had nothing
To do with the counterfeiting.

She was released

Shortly after helen
Entered the program.

It's all yours.

I got a meeting.

Good luck.

Call me if you need anything.

- I don't suppose you got
A number to call

About that bounty.

Oh, man.

Man.

Sorry.

We're normally more

Up to speed on these things,

But you sort of
Dropped in unexpected.

- oh, my...

- holy...

- I know.
I mean, look at her.

I must be insane.

- she is ridiculously hot.

- please,
I--I want to deal with her.

I--so what if she wants to be
With a man every now and then.

I mean, who--who am I
To judge her for that?

I mean, surely--
Surely you understand.

- what? No. I don't.

Why would you say that?

Why would she say that?

- can't you just bring her here?

Please?

I can't live without her.

- and you can't live with her.

There is a $10 million
Bounty out on you,

And you can be certain that
Any attempt to contact anh li

Or anyone else from your past
Will get you dead.

Do you understand?
- I don't care.

Without her, I have nothing.

I'm nothing.

- aye-yi-yi.

Look, helen, no one
Is gonna argue your point.

Your anh li is smoking hot,

But the woman
Is a multiple felon.

Aggravated assault.
Manslaughter. Armed robbery.

She's clinically diagnosed

With an anti-social
Personality disorder,

And you caught her screwing
Your business partner.

- technically,
She wasn't screwing.

- she is a cheating, lying,
Violent, anti-social sociopath.

Is that really
The kind of person

You want to hang
Your future on?

- I could do worse.

- okay.

- jesus, raph.

What the hell are you doing?

- I'm sorry.

Just looked so pretty
On your hand.

- only thing that's pretty
On these hands

Are oven mitts.

Why are you dressed already?

- it's moving day, remember?

- oh, god.

You sure this
Is what you want to do?

You me, brandi, and jinx?

- it'll be fun.
You'll see.

- [groans]

- so who are you hiding today?

Some mafia hit man?

- please. Don't do that.

- what did I do?

- ask questions about my job.

- it was a joke.

- you can't make jokes.

Please, raph,

I told you what I do
So you understand

Why I can't talk about it.

- I'm sure
That makes sense to you.

- [sighs]

- is it okay if I take
A drawer and the dresser?

- yeah.

Take it back to your place.

- ha. Ha, ha.

That would be funny
If I thought you were joking.

- sorry.

Just a lot of change
All at once.

- yeah.

I appreciate how hard

You're trying
To deal with it.

I do.

[doorbell rings]

[door opens]

- oh, hi.
- hi, is mary here?

- mary, you got company.

Chico. Come on.
Move your ass.

- hey. Why are you dressed
Like bob the builder?

- it's moving day.
I'm helping chico.

- mm.

Dershowitz,
What are you doing here?

- hello to you too.

- aw, jeez.
You must want something.

You are so mistrusting.

I brought you coffee.

- mm-hmm.

So I see you decided
To keep the fbi remodel.

- thanks for the coffee,

But I got to get to work,

So unless
There's something else?

- well, as a matter of fact,

A set of prints that we lifted
From a murder scene

Got kicked back from afis

As an official no reply.

- thank god.
I was afraid you came here

Just to bring me coffee.

- so young, and yet
So tragically cynical.

- yeah, yeah.
So what do you want?

- well, it occurred to me

Maybe you could run the prints,

See if they belong
To any of your people.

- maybe they belong to someone
Who's not in the system.

- in that case,
Afis would have said,

"Not in the system."

An official no reply means

Info about this person
Has been blocked

From blue-collar law men
Such as myself.

- poor you.

- so you'll check it out,
Get back to me?

- yeah, fine.
When I get to work.

- much appreciated.

- hey, how do you know
How I like my coffee?

- I'm a detective.

It's my job to know things.

- walking a fine line between
Cute and creepy, detective.

- ciao, mamacita.

- see you, dershowitz.

- can't even say good-bye
Like a normal person.

[phone rings]

Yeah, what's up?

You know your witness
Helen traylen,

The counterfeiter?

- let me guess.

Her prints showed up
At a murder scene.

- yeah, how'd you know?

- I'm a witsec inspector.

It's my job to know things.

[click]

- according
To the director's office,

The threat to helen
Remains unabated,

Along with
The eight-figure bounty.

Of course, at this point,

The threat and the bounty
Are a bit like cook's treasure,

Since no one can pin down

Exactly from whence
They originate.

- "From whence"?

- this needs another coat.

- oh, okay.

- I'll reconnoiter
Whilst you interrogate.

- whence? Whilst?

What the hell
Have you been reading?

- how to speak
Like an elizabethan.

- [imitates quacking]

That's good.

- hey, stranger.

- mary, hi.

Wh--what brings you?

- you know, just--
Just in the neighborhood.

How's it going?

- it's great.

Everything's great.

- good.

- listen, sweetie,
We're all done here.

I'm gonna go over there
If you need anything, okay?

So you were just in the
Neighborhood and dropped by?

- yeah, pretty much.
- yeah?

- hadn't seen you in a while.
- yeah.

- just checking in.

How's the new job?
The new life?

Anything new to report?

Like why your fingerprints

Showed up
At the scene of a murder?

- what?

Where?
Who--who got killed?

- a woman
Named carolyn straub.

- oh--oh, no.

No! No.

- take it you knew her.

Take a minute
To compose yourself,

And then you need to explain

Why your prints
Were in her house.

- [sobbing]
Oh.

I was--was there
Night before last.

And we, uh, we ate something,
Watched tv and...

I left about 9:30.

You can ask
Her daughter maggie.

Oh, my god.

Poor maggie.

- how did you know her?

- she came in here
One day with maggie.

We just talked, and then--
And--and we connected.

- as in connected?

- just connected like friends.
Just good friends.

Carolyn was going through
A really hard time in her life.

One of those late-life,
Can't-keep-it-bottled-up-anymore

Kind of things,

And I understood
What she was going through.

- when was this?

- um...
About four months ago.

- okay.

- how did she--

- someone fractured her skull.

Which brings me
To where were you last night

Between 11:00 and 1:00?

- pagoda.
It's a bar.

Up...

- I know what it is.

- oh.

- was carolyn there too?

- yeah, for a while.

She left early.

- all right.

All right.
It's all right.

Listen to me.

Can you think of anything
Or anyone

Who might help us find

Who killed your friend?

- well, carolyn's ex, alex.

She came out a few months
Earlier and left him,

And he was really pissed
About it.

- imagine that.

Okay.

Okay, for the time being,

Just stick
To your normal routine.

I'll do my best

To keep you out
Of the police investigation.

- I really appreciate it.

- okay.

Hey, special ed,
Let's go.

- [indistinct],
S'il vous plait.

Very well, good fellow.

[door opens]

So?

- she was friends with the vic.

Seemed pretty shaken up
By the news.

Has an alibi
For the time of death.

- can we check the alibi?

- it's a little early
For pagoda.

Let's have breakfast first.

- pagoda?
- yeah, it's a--

- I know what it is.

I'll have the oatmeal
With skim, sliced banana,

And do you have craisins?

- no.

- what's with the attitude?

Is that
How you let people know

You're way cooler
Than serving breakfast

In a crappy cafe
Makes you seem?

I mean--pssh.

- regular raisins will be fine.

- how's the hobo platter?
Good?

All right.
Let's do the hobo.

Oh, and if it's not
Too much trouble,

Try keeping the spitting
In my food down to a minimum.

Come on.
You know they do.

What?

God.

- why is there a tan line
On your finger?

- what?

Where?
I don't see anything.

Crazy.

- right there.

Fourth finger.

Left hand.

Like from a ring.

But you don't wear a ring.

- let go.

- fine. It's from a ring.

An engagement ring.

Raph and I are engaged.

There. I said it.
You happy?

- are you?

- yeah, of course I'm happy.

Why wouldn't I be?

- because
You almost never are.

So how come
You didn't tell me?

- because I didn't want to have
A moment like this?

- makes sense.

Put it on.
Let me see.

- no way.

- it's beautiful.

- yeah.

So aren't you
Gonna congratulate me?

[scoffs]

- congratulations.

- thanks.

- don't worry about it.

We'll get it off
When we get to the office.

- I'm ringo.
- what?

- the beatles' movie help--

Ringo gets a ring
Stuck on his finger.

How did I become ringo?

- son of a bitch.

- goodness gracious.

Has my mystery fingerprint

Summoned god's own
Crime-fighting angels?

- how we haven't hooked up

Is one of the great mysteries
Of our time.

- yeah, right?

I assume by your presence,

Helen's one of yours.

- well, if she were,

I wouldn't be overjoyed
By the public announcement.

I know the prints
Didn't bring you here.

- no.
- so how did you--

- dead lady's ex
Said I should talk to her.

Said that she exerted
An undo influence

On his late wife.

- you sure the husband

Isn't just an ex
With an axe to grind?

- oh, he's definitely
Got an axe.

Eight years into the marriage

Wife decides she's gay,

Moves out,
Taking their daughter with her.

- I could see where that
Might cause some friction.

- he says traylen "Instigated"--

His word--
Her lesbian metamorphosis,

Driving a wedge between them,

And short-circuiting any hope
Of a amicable disillusion.

- the old sapphic fly
In the connubial ointment.

- that came out a lot dirtier
Than I thought it would.

- so can I see
If she answered all questions

To your satisfaction?

- uh-huh.

Can I assume
That she'll be available

For further questioning?

- just let us know.

- good.

Thanks for your help.

Will all these boxes,

I was worried that magazine
Wouldn't get read today.

I helped you at your place
All morning.

I'm taking a break now.

- you drank coffee
And read my magazines.

- I was helping you decide
What to keep

And what to get rid of.

So I guess
We're roommates now.

- no.
We're about to be family.

- aw.

Am I the little sister
You never had?

- I have three sisters.

All little.

- hmm.

So are you
Freaking out a little

About us living
Under the same roof?

- no, of course not.

Why would I be freaking?

- because we kind of had a past,

And we almost had a thing,

And now we're gonna be
Living under the same roof,

And I'll admit
That that's a little weird,

But I'm with peter
And you're with mary,

And it doesn't
Have to be a big deal.

So let's just talk it out,
Get over it,

And get on with our lives.

- okay.

Let's talk.

- we don't need to talk.

- nah.

- so what's the story
With the witness?

- it's a tale as old as time.

Boy meets girl.

Girl meets girl.

Girl leaves boy for girl.

- boy crushes girl's skull
With a $3 length of pipe.

- that's a sad story.

- helen had
A perfectly good explanation

Why her prints showed up
At the murder scene.

She and the victim
Were friends.

- still got him
On a threat assessment.

- already on it.

Tell you what, I'll check
Her local contacts.

You run
The counterfeiter angle.

- done and done.

- hey, what--what is that?

- um, it's--
It's an engagement ring.

It got stuck on my finger.

- you two--oh, my god.

- what? No.

- stan--dan--ch--chief.
Come--come here.

- what? Stop.
No, not us.

No, raphael my boyfriend
And I are engaged.

Not me and marshall,
You nitwit.

- you're engaged?
Oh, my god.

That's--that's--
- yes.

- that's--congratulations.

- oh, mary.
Finally happened for you.

- what?

- let me see. Let me see.

Oh. It's beautiful.

Very classic.

You must be so happy.

- this is unbelievable.

- when?
- yeah, how'd he ask?

- baked it in a cupcake
A few months ago.

I threw it in his face.

- how romantic.

- I don't suppose
You have any lotion.

- oh, you poor thing.

Look how swollen
That finger is.

- gangrenous.

- no, not quite,
But that little piggy's

Way past lotion.

- fire department
Could cut it off.

- I hope you're talking
About his finger.

- I got a meeting.
Congratulations, kiddo.

We'll celebrate later.

- how about we don't?

- you know,
I can get that off.

- no thanks.
I got it under control.

- okay.

- carolyn straub,

Professor of graphic arts.

Specialty in
Intaglio engraving

And typographic
Printing processes.

- huh.

So your counterfeiter
Witness' murdered friend

Turns out to be
The one lesbian in albuquerque

With access
To everything necessary

To literally print money.

What are the odds?

- so what's the move?

I say we check her alibi first.

You know, see what else
She might be lying about.

- you want to go
To the lesbian bar?

- oh, pagoda?
- yes, please.

- you know there's nothing
There for you.

- so?

- what's the deal with that?
You were married.

- I have no idea.

My john was always trying
To get me to go to a strip club,

Get a lap dance.

- all right, pagoda it is,

But I do all the talking.

[rock music playing]

*

- don't worry.
They won't bite.

You, anyway.

- hi, folks.

What can I do you for?

- I need a ginger ale.

- sure. How about you?

- can I get a club soda,
Lots of ice please?

- so we don't get
A lot of cops in here.

Is this official business

Or are you taking him
On a field trip?

- a little bit of both.

Did you make us that quick?

- well, you not so much.

But you're nothing
But a law man from head to toe.

- I take that
As a compliment.

- I meant it as one.

- anyway, you know a girl
Named helen traylen?

- sure.
Everyone knows helen.

- meaning?

- she's popular.

You can't get much closer
Than a drink or a dance,

But we all like
Watching her dance.

- were you watching her
On wednesday?

- yeah. She was here.

- between 11:00 and 1:00?

- yeah.
Yeah, she was in here

With that newbie, carol,
I think?

- did they leave together?

- I wasn't watching the door,
But I doubt it.

They got in some
Kind of argument

Early in the night.

- all right. Thanks.

- come back some time

When you're not working.

- oh, I'm in a relationship.

- so am I, sheriff.

- helen, it's mary.

If you're there, open up!

- security detail
Didn't see her leave.

How do you want to do this?
Neat or messy?

Whatever's fastest.
- you got it.

Clear.
- clear.

- clear.

- no signs of struggle
Or forced entry.

Except for us, that is.

- think she slipped out
On her own?

- as opposed to spirited away
By fairies?

- guess we can rule out
A quick trip to the store.

- darryl preston.

540 sage brush.

He's local.

- he may be a friend
Who lost his license here.

- anything's possible.

- let's see.

According to abq police,

Darryl preston reported he was
Hit on by a woman in a bar,

Thought he was gonna get some,

Instead woke up foggy headed
In a motel room on central.

His wallet and the rest
Of his valuables were gone.

- I told helen to use
Those roofies responsibly.

- they did get a hit
On some prints.

Oh, boy.

Anh li's fingerprints
Were at the crime scene.

- which means anh li
Is or was at helen's.

- consorting with known felons.
That's not good.

- I'm just gonna focus
On the murder-counterfeiting

Aspect of the crime
At this point.

So if anh li was here
And she ripped this guy off,

Why leave his stolen license
Out in plain sight?

Why even keep it?

And since when do cops

Dust the scene of a wallet
Theft for prints?

- I don't know,
But check this out.

The local cops aren't the only
Ones looking for anh li.

A whole lot of n.C.I.C.
Search inquiries on her

From a police captain
Xaio xianmei in hong kong.

- three days
After helen moved here.

Does it say why he's looking
For her?

- let's see.
No warrants issued.

Wait. Additional comments.

"Known associates: helen trask.

"Convicted counterfeiter,
Highly skilled

"In intaglio
And typographic printing.

Please add info on whereabouts
To this file."

- the inquiries aren't
About finding anh li.

Whoever this guy is,
He's looking for helen.

- and he's smart enough to know
He can't track

A protected witness
Through n.C.I.C.

But he could trail
A known associate.

He was hoping anh li would lead
Him straight to helen.

- and given
That the albuquerque mugging

Was reported three weeks ago,

I'd say whoever this guy is,

He's probably a lot closer

To helen and anh li
Than we are.

Darryl preston, please.

It's the vic's office.
I'm on hold.

[hums]

- save that number 'cause
It seems to make you happy.

- hold music.

From a play I did
In high school.

I know, hard to believe.

While most kids were
Experimenting with drugs,

I experimented
With musicals.

Just as harmful.

[whistles]
Quit staring.

Do something useful.
- okay.

- [hums]

- hi, officer david palmer,
Please. Sure, thanks.

- hey, darryl preston,
David palmer. Same initials.

- uh-huh.

[both hum]

- hi, mr. Preston.
This is mary shepard

From the albuquerque
Police department.

I wanted to ask you
A few questions

About the incident
You reported back on...

Sure, I can hold for a sec.

- hi, officer palmer.
This is marshall mann

From the marshals service.

Have you got a minute
To talk about an incident report

You took on august 12th?

- * many cheerful facts about
The square of a hypotenuse *

- sure, I'll hold.

All: * I'm very good

* at integral
And differential calculus *

[marshall stops;
The others continue]

* I know the scientific names
Of beings animalculous *

* in short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral *

* I am the very model

* of a modern major general
[puts hold music on speaker]

* in short,
In matters vegetable *

[mary stops singing]
* animal, and mineral

* I am the very model...

- come on. Don't stop.

[both hold songs are now
On speaker playing in sync]

- * I answer hard acrostics

* I've a pretty taste
For paradox *

* I quote in elegiacs

* all the crimes
Of heliogabalus *

* in conics I can floor
Peculiarities parabolous *

- who the hell
Are we dealing with?

- what was that about?
- I have no idea.

- eleanor, I need you to run
Thorough background checks

On this officer palmer,
Darryl preston,

And that hong kong
Police captain.

- all over it.

- oh, and anh li too.

Something is really wrong.
What's this feel like to you?

- like the whole anh li rolling
Someone incident never happened.

Like someone's dumping
Phony reports into the system.

- yeah, but who?
And why?

And if that's the case,
It stands to reason

That the stolen driver's license
Was left out

At helen's intentionally.

- I'm getting nothing beyond
The most superficial records

On darryl preston.

I think he's made-up.
- like what we do.

Only not as well.

- someone's dropping
Bread crumbs,

Leaving a trail
To anh li's door.

- where's helen traylen?

- wish we knew.

- please, please. Okay, I
Thought we were beyond this.

You gave me your word
You were gonna keep her

Available
For this investigation.

- she's gone.
As in missing.

- is that supposed
To make me feel better?

- hey, does abqpd have
An officer david palmer?

- how the hell should I know?

Do you know how big
Our department is?

- could you check?

- sure.

Anything for you, pal.

- yeah, this is dershowitz.

Do we have a david palmer
Anywhere in the roster?

All right.

Your missing witness had
A very public fight

With my vic two days
Before the homicide.

- really?
- we know.

- yeah, I'm here.
All right. Thanks.

There's no david palmer listed
Anywhere in our department.

- it's looking like this hong
Kong captain is a ghost too.

- [sighs]

[phone rings]

- marshall.

How much?

All right.
We're on our way.

Isleta casino just reported,
In the last four hours,

Their fast-cash readers
Have I.D.'d almost $30,000

In bogus hundreds.

- so she's a murderer
And a counterfeiter?

- I can only attest
To one of those things.

- I appreciate you coming down,
Detective.

The secret service is already
On their way.

They have jurisdiction
On counterfeiting.

- we're here about a homicide.

- no one's been killed here.

- but the suspect may be
Spreading around phony bills.

Any leads on who it might be?

- I got a couple blackjack
Dealers who remember

A hot asian woman playing
Hundred-dollar hands

A few hours ago.

- can I see one of those bills?

- knock yourself out.

Princess.

- it's a so-so fake.

Definitely not
To helen's standards.

- so if you're living

With the best counterfeiter
In the world,

Why pass around mediocre bills?

- anh li's the one

That's been dropping
Bread crumbs.

- so she and helen
Are somewhere in this hotel.

- I'll have security
Shut down the exits

And send around descriptions.

- they're not going anywhere.

- where's
Your most expensive suite?

- the governor's penthouse.

Unfortunately,
It's already booked.

- who booked it?

- I'm sorry,
But we don't share

That information.

[door unlocks]

- mary?
What's happening? Mary?

- where's anh li?

- right here.
Drop your weapon.

- u.S. Marshals.
You drop your weapon.

- put your weapons
On the couch slowly,

Or I'll blow her head off.

- god, anh,
What are you doing?

- relax, marshall,
She's not shooting anybody.

- you think
I won't shoot you?

- I think you would.

But I think
My partner would drop you

Before you got off
Your second shot.

Helen, stand up.

Stay behind me

And make your way
Into the bedroom.

- anh, why are you doing this?

- because I'd rather
We both die

Than let them separate us
Again.

- go, helen, now.

- no, I'd rather we die too.

- helen. Marshall.
- let her go.

- you see why we say no contact

With anyone from your past?

- anh, don't do anything crazy.

Wherever they send us,
I'll find you.

- that's beautiful. Stay in here
Till I come get you.

- this is going to get dog-ugly
If you don't stand down.

- what do you guys want
From me?

- putting your gun down
Would be a great place to start.

- no, 'cause then you'll
Just split us up again,

And I'm not gonna let
That happen.

- wow, looks like she's gonna
Play this out to the end.

- she's good at it too.

- what are you guys
Talking about?

- your training is showing.

I mean, the stance,
The way you hold your weapon.

The fact that you called it
A weapon.

I mean, come on.

The phony mugging entry

Into n.C.I.C.,

Passing easily-detectable
Counterfeit bills,

You've gone to a lot of trouble
Playing the careless criminal.

Leaving clues
For somebody to find,

Presumably so they'd know
Where you are.

What do you think?

Does that sound about right?

- I'd say so.
About the only thing

We don't know
Is who you really are

And who you're expecting
To walk through that door.

- my name is jane kwan.

I'm a cia operative.

And the men who are after helen
Will be here any minute.

- four years ago,
When the story broke

That the agency was responsible
For the counterfeit bills,

We decided to do
Our own investigation

To clear our name.

Helen was already a suspect.

She'd been arrested
Trying to illegally obtain

The optically variable ink

Used on federal reserve notes.

- so you went to prison
Undercover to get close to her.

- we knew her last girlfriend
Was asian.

Helen.

- [weeps]

[phone rings]
- they're here.

- come on!

Get in the bathroom.
Lock the door.

Lie down in the tub
Till I come get you.

- u.S. Marshals.
Lower your weapons.

Jane.

Mary.
- keep your hands up.

Up against the wall.
Come on.

Don't move.

- found this guy at the end
Of the hall with this.

Once again, way to keep me
In the loop.

- I'm glad you showed up.

We didn't get to say
A proper good-bye the last time.

- let's go.

[sirens wail]

- will I need to be relocated?
- depends.

You ready to tell me
What happened with carolyn?

Why you argued with her
The night she got killed?

- carolyn found out

That anh had used
The school equipment

To print some bills.

She was gonna turn her in.

I tried to talk her out of it,

But I did not kill her.

I swear.

- I know you don't want
To hear this,

But you were
A national security threat.

She was just doing her job.

- I'm not a job.

I'm a person.

- could you give us a minute?

- sure.

- look, helen...

It started out that way.

But after a while,
A short while...

I started to have real feelings
For you.

That's why I did
What I did with xiao.

I got careless so I could
Wrap it up more quickly

And we could be together.

- man, talk about
A tough assignment.

- what, spending ten months
Undercover in a women's prison?

I can think of worse.

- you do know
It's not all lingerie

And pillow fights.

- but it is sometimes,
Right?

- afis came back with a match

From one of the koreans
At my murder site.

Must have gone there
Looking for your girl.

I'm charging them all.

- good enough.

Oh, and thanks
For the assist.

- oh, heard you got engaged.

Congratulations.

- I think he feels
Taken advantage of.

- you think?

Speaking of which,
I better get back

To the days of our lives.

[sighs]

- what's going on?

- we might have a problem.

Any thoughts?

- so many.
The mind fairly boggles.

[party whistles play]

*

- happy engagement!
- congratulations, inspector.

- wow, you guys, this is,
Um, totally unnecessary.

[cork pops]

- I think
What my ill-bred friend here

Is trying to say is...

- thank you.

- you've very welcome.

Cupcakes?

- wow, red velvet.
My favorite.

If only there were a ring
In one of these.

- princess still
Won't give it up?

- if you knew
How many compliments I got,

You wouldn't either.

- on what, the color purple?

Okay, that's it.
Sit down. Come on.

- here.

- what--what are you going
To do?

- I don't know,
But I'm guessing

That's something she picked up
In a strip club.

- lotion and dental floss?

- the hardest part
Is the knuckle.

Sort of
Like the baby's shoulders

In the birthing process.

- you have any idea
What that makes my ring?

- ah.

- is that too tight?
- yes.

- good.

- wow.
- whoa.

- some party trick.

- yes, wait
Till the bachelorette party.

- well, how soon is that?

- totally up
To the maid of honor.

- why is everybody looking
At me?

- well, as mary's only friend,
Naturally we just assumed...

>> relax, ringo,
You've suffered enough.

I've got a sister.

[clears her throat]

- so how about a toast?

- excellent idea.

Okay.

Here's to the best friend
I've ever had...

Could ever hope to have.

The girl for whom no man
Will ever be good enough.

I hope you know

That I love you.

And I wish for you nothing
But a lifetime of happiness.

[nostalgic music]

- to happiness.

- happiness.

- to happiness then.

- so how about some cupcakes?
Yeah.

Cupcakes?

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