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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,882 I've got your final tests here. 2 00:02:52,966 --> 00:02:55,718 Everybody did pretty well. Uh, I'm gonna call your — 3 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:57,762 - I'm headed this way. - Oh. 4 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,683 - Later. - So, what did we decide? 5 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,352 - About what? - About tonight. 6 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:09,399 Oh, uh, look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys maybe, you know, later. 7 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,482 - Why don't we just meet at the party? - All right. 8 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:15,113 - Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night anyway. - All right. Whatever. 9 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,156 - Cool. I'll see ya later? - Bye. 10 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,158 Bye. 11 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:32,881 - Slater-san. - Hey, man. 12 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:39,304 - How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better, man. 13 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,182 - What time is your party tonight, man? - 9:30, man. 14 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,184 9:30. Hmm. 15 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,355 Okay. Um, I'll be there, man. 16 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:51,357 Slater, alligator. 17 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:54,611 Wait, wait. I gotta cruise by this afternoon... 18 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,572 on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about, so — 19 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:01,534 - That's what you're talkin' about. - That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 20 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,995 Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted. 21 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:10,585 Walkin' down the hall by myself. 22 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,795 Smokin' a "J" with 50 elves. 23 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:15,381 - Later. - Woodward. Bernstein. 24 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,344 Guess that makes you Deep Throat. 25 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,846 - So, is this a smoked or a liquid lunch? - Hey. 26 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,848 Smoked, right? 27 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,893 - So, guys, are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out. 28 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:30,438 - Sure. - Uh, I'll probably be going to Pickford's party later, okay? So — 29 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,482 - No. We should do somethin' like that. - Yeah. 30 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:35,276 - Goodwin's on his senior trip. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party? 31 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,986 - "Go to a p —"? Come on. - Come on. 32 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,571 - Mike. Cynthia. - It's under control. 33 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:41,449 - I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things. - Pick us up at 8:00. 34 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,451 - Okay. All right. - It's gonna be all right. 35 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:46,829 - Guess we're going to the party. Okay. - All right. 36 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:51,292 Oh, Mike. I gotta tell you about this dream I had last night. 37 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:53,294 - Oh, yeah? Why's that? - But, um... 38 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:55,463 - you gotta promise not to tell anyone. - Yeah, sure. 39 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,548 - No. Say, "I promise." - Jesus. 40 00:04:57,632 --> 00:05:00,093 - I promise not to tell anyone. - Okay, thank you. 41 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,095 Um, well — 42 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:05,348 Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on — 43 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:07,809 you know, with what had this perfect female body. 44 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:09,811 Uh-huh. 45 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,980 But — 46 00:05:12,063 --> 00:05:14,357 - What? What? What? - Um, I can't say. 47 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,485 Come on, man. You can't give a buildup like that and not deliver. 48 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,405 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. 49 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,866 But the head of Abraham Lincoln. 50 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:27,161 - Ah. - I mean, the hat and the beard. 51 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:31,040 Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? 52 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:34,293 - Best not. - Um, I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield. 53 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:38,506 - Uh, see you in a few minutes. - I understand. Right. I'm sorry. 54 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,592 Gilligan's transistor radio mouth. Yeah. That was a good one. 55 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:48,641 Hey. What about that one where that sexy surfer guy catches that huge wave and lands on the island? 56 00:05:48,725 --> 00:05:51,394 - Oh, yeah! - Do you remember that? - "Sexy surfer guy." 57 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,037 - The Mosquitoes. Do you remember that? - Pink, let's go. 58 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:56,941 - Come on. - They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group — 59 00:05:57,025 --> 00:05:59,110 Look, man. I can't go yet until Miss Wilk gets here. 60 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:02,989 - So why don't you go get Benny and check me out on the way back, okay? - All right. 61 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:06,743 - What? - Coach gave me something to give to you. 62 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,582 - They're really doing this. - Yeah. 63 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,752 He wants them all back by the end of the day too. Can you believe that one? 64 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:18,235 - And everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our back. 65 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:21,049 The coaches are just being fucking assholes. Know what I'm saying? 66 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:24,844 I mean, you sign it, you never think about it again. Just let it go. 67 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:28,765 You're gonna make a big deal out of this, aren't you? 68 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:34,228 You — You're gettin' air from there, man. It's no good. You see this? 69 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:36,189 It's gotta be tight. 70 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:40,359 You're gonna have to put some gum around the base of that to get a good hit. 71 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,323 Slate. 72 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:50,328 Benny. Psst. 73 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:53,122 - Man, I ain't believin' that shit — - Two minutes. 74 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,792 about Bonham's one-hour drum solo. 75 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,795 One hour of drums? You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man. 76 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:03,800 Okay. 77 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,762 Okay. We're gonna go to the bathroom. 78 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,847 Could you guys let Miss Wilks know? 79 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,018 All right. This is totally amazing. 80 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:17,688 "I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs... 81 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,774 "or engage in any other illegal activity... 82 00:07:19,857 --> 00:07:23,069 "that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work... 83 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:28,533 we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76." 84 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,452 - What bullshit. - The guys are actually signing this crap? 85 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:33,456 - Apparently. - God, what are they gonna do next? 86 00:07:33,538 --> 00:07:36,833 - Like, give you guys urine tests or something? - I didn't know that drugs and alcohol... 87 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,627 were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism. 88 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,797 I think they're just afraid some of us might be having too good a time. 89 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,966 It's the old age suppressing youth thing, you know. 90 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:48,219 - "Neo-McCarthyism." I like that. - Oh, that's good, Tony. 91 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:52,056 And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes... 92 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,058 without even a hint of irony. 93 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:57,478 What in the hell are you talking about, girl? 94 00:07:57,562 --> 00:08:00,565 - You weren't thinking about it, were you? - Gilligan's Island? 95 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,609 It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. 96 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:06,279 - Oh, my — - Think about it. 97 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:09,824 You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. 98 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,660 One, a seductive sex goddess type. 99 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:16,539 The other, a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. 100 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,375 So guys have it all. The Madonna and the whore. 101 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,586 Women get nothing. 102 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:25,047 We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy... 103 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,091 some nerdy scientific type. 104 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:30,178 - I mean — - The professor is sexy. 105 00:08:30,261 --> 00:08:32,680 Pink, come on, man. 106 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:35,391 We're off to raise some hell. Look at that. Look at that! 107 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,560 - Guys. - Look at — 108 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,354 - All right. Let's go kick some ass. - Hey, you guys. 109 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,356 - You guys, wait up. - What? 110 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,108 - Benny. - What? 111 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:46,277 - I have a favor to ask ya. - What do you need? 112 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,321 Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay? 113 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,323 - All of you. - Mitch Kramer? 114 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,908 - Yeah. Mitch Kramer. - Yeah. 115 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:55,203 - I'm gonna give him a beating he'll never forget. - Ow! 116 00:08:55,286 --> 00:08:58,164 Well, just don't get him more than the other guys. Any of you. 117 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,625 - Kind of little. All right? - Got our word, sis. 118 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,419 - Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys. 119 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,421 Ow! 120 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,548 Benny! 121 00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:10,301 - These guys. I don't know. - Oh, you love it. 122 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,304 Oh, there's just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right? 123 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,556 Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead. 124 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,141 - Shotgun! - Shotgun! 125 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:23,981 Check it out, boys, huh? I've been waitin' three long years for this one. 126 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:28,194 - Oh, yeah. - Those junior high kids are dead meat. I promise you. 127 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:31,405 - Beat 'em! - Oh, man. Oh, yeah. 128 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:43,376 Okay, all you freshman fucks. Listen up. 129 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:48,256 It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted... 130 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,591 and running for your worthless little lives... 131 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:53,052 but this year, because we feel so sorry for you... 132 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,638 we're gonna take it easy on you... 133 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,807 and save us all a lot of time. 134 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,935 So, if you meet here — right here — 135 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,937 after school today... 136 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,439 you only get one lick from each of us. 137 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,441 But you run like cowards — 138 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:12,154 well, it's open season all summer long, boys. 139 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:14,824 Oh, yeah. Mitch Kramer? 140 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,702 Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy. 141 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:20,913 We're looking for you, pal. 142 00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:23,541 Your ass will be purple before the day is over. 143 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,669 Have a nice afternoon. 144 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,090 You better get out of town. 145 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,718 Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'. 146 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,848 Hey, man. You are gonna show up to our game tonight, aren't you? 147 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,559 Yeah. I'm pitching. I kind of have to. 148 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,145 How should we inscribe your tombstone? 149 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:47,815 How about "Ben Over"? 150 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:51,485 Yeah, right, pissant. Why aren't they after anybody else? 151 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:53,529 They are, man. Believe me. 152 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,531 I know, man. 153 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:59,076 - Come on, Mel. Hop on. - Let's go, boy. 154 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,212 Oh, shit. 155 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,300 Hey, Coach. 156 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:17,511 So, tell me. 157 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:20,514 Any of you girls gonna be ready to play some football this fall? 158 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,516 - Oh, yeah. - I don't know, Coach. 159 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,353 You know, uh, I been doing so good in English classes, you know... 160 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,605 I figured I'd take next fall off and become a writer. 161 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,690 What do you think about that, huh? 162 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:33,861 Boy, you wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't stenciled on your locker. 163 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,406 No, seriously. Everybody. Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. 164 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:42,078 You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. 165 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:44,330 Break down! 166 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,875 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. 167 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,877 Of course, she's 6'3", 250. 168 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,213 Runs a 4.5 40. 169 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,423 What's the matter with you, Floyd? 170 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,885 What, quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say? Is that it? 171 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,262 - Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet? - Huh? 172 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,349 - The pledge sheet. You give it to him? - Yeah, Coach. It's right here. 173 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:07,686 Randy, if you could get that back to us by the end of the day, we'd feel a lot better about it. 174 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,106 - You guys see that he does this, okay? - All right, Coach. 175 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,108 See ya, Coach. 176 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,652 - Randy Floyd. - Aw, shit. 177 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:18,739 Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. 178 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:20,741 You better get your priorities straight. 179 00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:24,787 And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed. 180 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,289 - Hey! - Uh-oh, Pink. 181 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:32,002 I want that piece of paper on my desk before you leave here today. Do you hear me? 182 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,595 Get an attitude adjustment. You know what I mean? 183 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,432 - Priorities straight, buddy. - Runs with a bad crowd. 184 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,434 - Bad people. - Watch yourself. 185 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:52,440 Yeah, well, I've got Coach's and everybody else's attitude-adjusted priorities... 186 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,942 right here. 187 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,027 - Yeah, that's good, Pink. - Yeah. 188 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,782 Oh! Did you know O'Bannion flunked? 189 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,868 Yeah. What a dumb-shit. 190 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,833 Whoo! Y'all ready to bust some ass? 191 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,002 - What's up, Don? Benny. Melvin. - Hey. 192 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,004 - See ya later. - Good to see ya. 193 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,631 Yeah. 194 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:20,634 Hey. We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. All right? 195 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:23,304 - We need to take my truck? - Yeah. Okay? 196 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,306 - Yeah. - Good. 197 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,766 - What are you doing? Picking up trash? - What? What? 198 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,479 Man, I was just waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again. 199 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,814 I think you take the whole thing a little too personal. 200 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:36,650 I think you just gotta — You gotta shake it off. 201 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,820 Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? 202 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:43,908 I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh? 203 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,829 I don't know. A few probably. 204 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,832 A few? Don, all I'm saying is that... 205 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:55,878 I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or somethin'. 206 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,380 Well, I gotta put in a final appearance. So — 207 00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:01,050 Wait a minute. Who you got goin' in there? Shh. 208 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,678 Vicky. Vicky! 209 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,515 Come on. Let's skip out. Let's go get naked right now. Let's go. 210 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,183 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 211 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,143 - Mr. Dawson. - Yeah. 212 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:13,145 Why don't you take it somewhere else? 213 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,898 Oh, Mr. Floyd. Are you gracing us with your presence today? 214 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,275 Uh, might as well. 215 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,571 You know, Ginny, I was thinking maybe you and I can get together over the summer. 216 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,991 It'll be legal. We could make things happen. I'll keep it mum's the word. 217 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,077 I promise. I swear to you. 218 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,960 At the party tonight, I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. 219 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,003 - Bullshit. - Promise. Two handfuls. - Shut up, Carl. 220 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,005 - No way. - Yes. 221 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:43,300 - Uh-uh. - Hey. Psst. Hey. 222 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,803 Pentico got his brother's car. Let's go. 223 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,805 - Cool, man. - Cool. 224 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,683 - Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone. 225 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,310 Come on. Come on. Ask him. 226 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:56,355 Uh, Mr. Payne, sir... 227 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,858 you know, every second that you could let us out early... 228 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,653 would really increase our chances of survival. 229 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,533 It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. 230 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,661 "Men! 231 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,873 Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of ya ain't comin' back." 232 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,587 Okay. 233 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,591 You know, the '68 Democratic Convention... 234 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:26,218 was probably the most bitchin' time I ever had in my life. 235 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:29,555 Hey, guys. One more thing. Hey. This summer... 236 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:33,684 when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha... 237 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,127 don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact... 238 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,814 that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males... 239 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,858 didn't want to pay their taxes. 240 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,985 - Yeah! - Have a good summer. 241 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,879 Hey. Over there. Let's get 'em. 242 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,221 Hey! No cutting. 243 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,531 Hey. Hey, hey. 244 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:14,076 Hey! 245 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,078 Run, man! 246 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,208 Jump in. Come on. We gotta go. 247 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,210 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 248 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,879 - Whoo! - Hurry up, Hirshfelder. We're gonna leave your ass. 249 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,881 - Sorry, man. - Come on. Let's go. Come on. 250 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,968 - Whoa. Back it up. Back it up. - Oh, shit! 251 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,054 - Whoo-ee! Ducks on the pond. - How you doin', boys? 252 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,350 Whoo! 253 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,356 Wake up, bitch. Wake up. 254 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,735 Open. Open. Hey, hey. Open. 255 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:55,075 Okay. Open wide. 256 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,161 Open wide. 257 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,248 - Open. Yeah. - What do you think? 258 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,751 All right. We got 'em. 259 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,003 Hey, you. Come here. 260 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,257 You. 261 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510 - Who are you? - Uh, nobody. 262 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,180 I mean, I wasn't in the truck. 263 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,766 - Are you a freshman? - Yeah. 264 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,310 Well, are you in, or are you out? 265 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,645 - In. - Let's go. 266 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,359 Come on! Let's go! 267 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,487 Go! Come on! Hurry up! 268 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,405 Oh, man. We're screwed! 269 00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:36,033 - Pentico, lose them. - I'm tryin', man! 270 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,619 Whoo! 271 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,997 - Let's go! Come on! - Who you fuckin' with? 272 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,292 - Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go! - Drive! Drive this piece of shit! 273 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,461 Shut up, man. Here they come. 274 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,383 Fucking turn! 275 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,889 Oh, shit! 276 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,479 Come on! Let's go! Whoo! 277 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,065 Oh, shit! Here they come! 278 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,443 I think we really pissed them off, man. Just drop me off at my house. 279 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,862 - Are you still with me? - Yeah. I guess. 280 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,240 - This is my house. - They're slowing down. 281 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,326 You get out and get 'em. You get out. 282 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,745 - Good luck, man. Be there tonight. - All right. 283 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,084 All right. I'll catch up with you guys later. Go, go, go. 284 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,423 - Oh, shit. - Oh, nice try, freshmen. 285 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,093 Tell you what. Just for being such brave little kids... 286 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,554 I'm only gonna give each of ya five licks, okay? 287 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:42,140 All right. Grab a pole then, kids. Let's get goin'. 288 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,768 I don't think so, creep. 289 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,854 Mom! 290 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,107 Carl, get in the house. Get in the house! 291 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,987 And you — Get the hell off my property. 292 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,658 Oh. Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. 293 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,661 There's — There were some ruffians about, and I — 294 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,622 Oh, and, uh, Mitch, Carl. 295 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,625 We'll be seeing each other again. 296 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:17,009 Oh, that's it. I fuckin' saw that, you little sack of shit. You two are fuckin' dead! 297 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,137 You hear me? You're fuckin' dead! 298 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,848 Excuse me. Thank you. 299 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,936 All right, you little freshman bitches. 300 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:32,816 Air raid! 301 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,735 That was pathetic! 302 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,737 You guys are crumbs! 303 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,741 Let's try it again! That means get up, you lazy little bitches. Get up! 304 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,743 You heard her! 305 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,954 Air raid! 306 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:50,167 That was horrible, you little slut girls. You little freshman sluts. Get up! 307 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,004 Get up! Up! Up! Up! 308 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,882 Air raid! 309 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,926 What's fascinating is the way not only the school... 310 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:02,054 but the entire community seems to be supporting this — or at least turn their heads. 311 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,514 - They apparently have permission to use the parking lot. - Right. 312 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:07,100 No parents seem to mind. You know. They're selling concessions. 313 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,644 - I mean — - I know. 314 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:12,147 The seniors, we tried. We — We gave you all a chance. 315 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:17,277 But since you little prick-teases can't follow instructions... 316 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:20,364 we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we? 317 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,616 Seniors — 318 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,494 You love us. Smile. You love us. 319 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,212 Turn over. 320 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,174 Suffer, sisters! 321 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,385 Suffer! 322 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,387 Whoo! 323 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,770 Eat it! Open wide! 324 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,732 Open wide! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 325 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,068 Yes! Whoo! 326 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,487 Love it, girls. Love it! 327 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,198 Gorgeous babies. 328 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,785 Welcome to high school, honey. 329 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:10,372 - You love it, honey. - You little bitch! 330 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,379 Go! 331 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,507 Propose to Mr. Dawson. 332 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,551 You idiot. 333 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:26,138 - Will you marry me? - Don't know. What's in it for me? 334 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,724 - Suck on it harder. - Anything you want. 335 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,726 - Anything? - Anything. 336 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,894 Go like this. 337 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,024 - Do you spit or swallow? - Oh — 338 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,818 Whatever you I-like. 339 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,195 Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you. 340 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,239 - That is so degrading. - Let's go. 341 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,326 - You're an asshole. - Yes, I am. 342 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,371 That's terrible, man. It's horrible. 343 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:54,082 Aha! 344 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:56,668 I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man. 345 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:59,963 I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior. 346 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,759 But you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies! 347 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,094 Fry! Fry! 348 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,221 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:12,142 - Hello there. - I would like for you to propose to Tony. 350 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,061 Oh, God. 351 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,146 On your knees. 352 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,820 Will you marry me? 353 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,198 - What am I supposed to say here? - I — I don't know. 354 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,700 Um, what'll you do for me, huh? 355 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,911 Um, anything you want. 356 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:33,997 - Imagine the possibilities. - Oh, Jesus. 357 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,999 No, seriously, you can stand up. 358 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,168 - Um, what's your name? - Sabrina. 359 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,669 - I'm Tony. - Hi. 360 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,422 - Anthony actually. - Sorry. 361 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,424 - This is Mike. - Hey. 362 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,636 We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals... 363 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,430 and we were — we're kind of wondering why someone like you... 364 00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,891 would subject yourself to the losing end of it all. 365 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,935 What are we having? Social hour over here? 366 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,813 I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit. 367 00:23:57,896 --> 00:23:59,689 All right, kiddo. 368 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,609 - It's almost over. Don't worry about it. - So, uh, am I mistaken... 369 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,529 or was there a little unspoken thing going on with that young vixen? 370 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,489 - You stud. - You know how it is. 371 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,826 - I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. - I bet she is. 372 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,580 Okay, girlies! It's hot out here, and I'm really sick of looking at all of you. 373 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,041 So let's just — Let's get out of here. 374 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:22,129 What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. 375 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,589 Let's go! Get in the truck! 376 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,633 Get in the truck! Come on! 377 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,010 You know, maybe if you ever left the poker table — 378 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,304 Maybe if I ever left the poker table? What about you? 379 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,599 Whatever. I mean, the point is, that's why we're going out tonight. You know? 380 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:38,770 Who knows? You might experience something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream. 381 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,815 - That's, like, a hairline fracture right there. - Shit. 382 00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,192 - What's that about? What'd you do? - I wouldn't doubt it. 383 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,486 My boy Benny was wearing their asses out, boy! 384 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:50,699 - Shit. - I just gave him a little beating he'll never forget. 385 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,784 Here's to ya, Ma. 386 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,996 That's your fucking mother. 387 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,416 Say, man. Fuck the coaches, man. Just do it for us, man. 388 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,501 - You picked this thing up? - Yeah. You know. 389 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:03,670 Hey. What are you doin'? 390 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,672 - He ain't doin' shit now. - What? 391 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,342 Got any more details of my life you got figured out you can let me in on, Ben? 392 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:11,928 Lots of details. 393 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,931 - Hey, O'Bannion, what are you doing? - What's happening? 394 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:17,017 Oh, you didn't hear, did you? 395 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,352 - What? - Didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? 396 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,354 - No way! - Swear to God. 397 00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,573 Oh, my God! 398 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:50,634 Ow. Freezing! 399 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,012 Hey, Mrs. Pickford. 400 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:56,306 Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin? 401 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,642 - No. Actually, we came here to see you. - Oh. 402 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:02,145 - Bet you're glad school's out, aren't you? - Yeah. We got our report cards today. 403 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,564 - How did you do? - Straight A's. 404 00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,775 - Both of you? - Yeah. 405 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:09,152 - Big trip, huh? - We're going away for the weekend. 406 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,988 - Oh, you're taking Kev with ya, huh? - No. He's staying here. 407 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,990 Oh. Oh, he is. Oh. 408 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,701 - Thanks. - Go on in. He's up there somewhere. 409 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:26,628 - Let's get together sometime. All right? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 410 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,630 - All right. - Be lots of fun. 411 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,757 - Yeah. - What do you do? I mean, for fun. 412 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,427 Usually just hang out with the girls. You know, drive around. That kind of stuff. 413 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:36,930 There's a big party tonight. It should be really great. 414 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,015 - Oh. - So — 415 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,935 - Do you want to come? - Yeah. 416 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,937 - Yeah? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 417 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,980 - Cool. Think it'll be all right? - It'll be fine. 418 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,275 - Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:30. - Okay. Cool. 419 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,277 - See you then. - Okay. Bye-bye. 420 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,404 Bye. 421 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:55,115 All right. Let's go. We gotta get ready. 422 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,543 Sample of the goods. 423 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,588 Fifteen bucks. 424 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:16,136 - Can you spot me 10? - Hmm? 425 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,888 I'll pay you, like, Tuesday and shit. 426 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,312 Thank you. 427 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,522 "Shebanga." Who is it? 428 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,234 - Kevin, I think you need to come out here a minute. - Hide the shit. 429 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,112 - Oh, man. It reeks in here. - Shit. 430 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,406 Slater, get up. 431 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:40,035 Kevin, there's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you. 432 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:42,037 Here. What about? 433 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,664 Go get the door man. Here. 434 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,958 - Slater, lose it. - Kevin, open the door. 435 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,419 - Quick! - Lose it, man. Damn. 436 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,007 Hey, Dad, Ma. What's up? 437 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,885 - Did you order some kegs of beer? - No. 438 00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:00,263 Well, there's a fella in a beer truck out on the street that says you did. 439 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,098 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 440 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,601 Just a sec. 441 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,606 Shit. 442 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,819 - That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah. 443 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:17,697 He said it was to be delivered to the Pickford residence. 444 00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,866 - This address? - This address. 445 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:23,745 That's kind of funny. Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on? 446 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,830 Yeah. I think you better. 447 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,375 I'll be right back. 448 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,627 You guys know anything about a party here tonight? 449 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,173 - No, sir. - No. 450 00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:42,305 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. 451 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,516 Hey, man. 452 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,684 - Aren't you a little bit early? - Uh — 453 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,604 Yeah. About an hour and a half. 454 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,148 But, see, I wanted to get here early, see if anyone's here. 455 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:57,654 - I got this little action happening tonight, man, if you know what I mean. - So I guess you got the wrong house. 456 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:01,241 Oh. 457 00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:05,829 Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry. Uh, wrong Mr. Pickford all together. 458 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:08,540 Hey. These things happen. Don't worry about it, Ben. 459 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,625 Yeah. 460 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,755 Were you going to have a party here tonight, Son? 461 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,216 I don't know what that was all about. 462 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,469 Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere. 463 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,680 Frank — 464 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,765 - Fucker! - Frank — 465 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:24,968 Oh, look out! Look out! Look out! Aaah! 466 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,637 Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing! 467 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,811 Strike two! 468 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:36,813 Time. 469 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:41,859 Kramer, one more pitch. You better get this kid out or we're really gonna beat your ass. 470 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:46,322 We're gonna beat you like a running mule. 471 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:50,785 Hey, man. Forget about those guys. Let's just get this last guy out, okay? 472 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,787 Easy for your ass to say. 473 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,957 - Hey, man. There's nothing you can do about it. - I'll beat you too. 474 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,418 - How'd they all know I was gonna be here? - Hey, Kramer! 475 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,587 Quit stallin'! Let's go, baby! We're waiting for you! 476 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:03,298 I hope you got more than a jockstrap under there, you little rat! 477 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:07,635 Just because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the rest of the summer, don't let it affect your concentration. 478 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,637 - Up yours. - Hey, Mitch. 479 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:13,224 Could you do the rest of us a favor and leave through the gate in right field? 480 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,226 That'll draw them all out of here. 481 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,395 I mean, they're gonna get you anyway. 482 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,940 Yeah. Get out of here. 483 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:25,028 - Who are you, buddy? - What are you looking at? Keep your head in the game. Concentrate! 484 00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:45,798 Strike three! Ball game! 485 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:06,027 Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 486 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:10,239 - Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right. - Good game. Good game. 487 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,744 Yeah, right. Good game. Good game, man. Good game. 488 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,372 Oh, yeah. Good game. Good game. 489 00:33:17,455 --> 00:33:21,000 Way to go, buddy. Way to go. 490 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,044 Way to go. 491 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:25,171 Come here, man! 492 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:27,173 Mitchy. 493 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:31,594 - Oh, what happened to your buds? - Aw, you're all alone. 494 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,971 - Hey, Mi — Oh. - Oh. 495 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,600 - Hey, Mitch. Mitch! Hey! - Kramer. 496 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,271 - How's your dad doing? - Uh, he's doing great. 497 00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:47,402 This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall? 498 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:49,737 Oh. I don't know. We'll see. 499 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,407 We're depending on you boys. 500 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:55,660 And let me tell you what. You're looking good. 501 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:58,830 Thirteen starters coming back. Twenty-two lettermen. 502 00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:02,500 - Lookin' tough. - Yeah. 503 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:06,879 - Well, uh, you folks take care. - Okay. Good to see you, Randy. 504 00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:22,955 Whoa! 505 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:26,125 Oh, God! You know that hurt! You know that hurt him, man. 506 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:28,961 - What's goin' on here? - Oh, Pink, man. You missed it. Whoo! 507 00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:31,297 - What's up, buddy? - Where you guys headed off to now? 508 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:34,717 - We're going up to the Emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah. See you up there. 509 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,304 You should sign my paddle later. 510 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,515 - I gotta get seconds with him. - Wait, wait, wait. 511 00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,725 - This is just too slick. - You next, Pink? 512 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:46,145 - Sure. - All right. Say, you already got the kid. 513 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:50,066 All right. Fuck it. You know what? I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl... 514 00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:53,236 and his mom, and let me tell you something, I took it easy on you. 515 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:56,906 All right? Yeah. You're not smiling now, are you? You little sack of shit. 516 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:58,950 Huh? Huh? 517 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,119 - Benny, Don. - Say, man. 518 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,831 - Bummer about Pickford's party, huh? - Yeah. 519 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:09,710 Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man. 520 00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:18,761 Hey, man. You know, us — We got a few sixers. You with us? 521 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,889 Uh, yeah. I gotta go home and change. I'll catch up with you, okay? 522 00:36:21,973 --> 00:36:24,851 All right. See you later. Hey, kid. Take care of that butt. 523 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:27,103 Say, guys. Hold up. 524 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:33,985 You need a ride? 525 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:37,196 Yeah. Uh... 526 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,615 I think they left me. 527 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:44,078 Here you go, man. 528 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,055 Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the badass. 529 00:37:04,307 --> 00:37:09,562 I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history to take that honor two years in a row. 530 00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:12,481 Guy's a dick. Right? 531 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:17,111 Yeah. He's, uh, kind of a joke. 532 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:20,489 He's not a bad guy to have on your side, though, blocking for ya. 533 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:23,242 Yeah. 534 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:26,037 Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? 535 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,748 Shit, man. Aw. 536 00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:32,251 They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me. 537 00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:35,171 God, it was vicious. 538 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,090 I mean, actually, it is best to get a lot at once, you know... 539 00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:42,386 'cause after about 10 licks, your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with. 540 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,724 I had some pretty cool seniors though, you know. 541 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:49,769 They'd take you out and bust the hell out of you and then... 542 00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,771 go get you drunk. 543 00:37:51,854 --> 00:37:54,815 - You know, stuff like that. - Cool. 544 00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,949 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. Take care, man. 545 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:09,747 Uh, hey, man. Uh, look. Since the party's not goin' on... 546 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:14,168 me and some of the other guys will probably end up just riding around. 547 00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:16,796 You want us to stop by and pick you up? 548 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:20,341 - Well, do you think that's a good idea? - Oh, yeah. Sure, man. No problem. 549 00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:24,845 Even after you've gotten it bad, the guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest. 550 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:29,433 It, uh — It'd be a pretty cool move to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much. 551 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:31,894 Yeah, okay. Cool. 552 00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:34,522 - See you later? - Yeah. Sure. Thanks for the ride, man. 553 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:38,317 Hey, man. Uh, put some ice on it for a while. 554 00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:41,195 After that it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of. 555 00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:28,784 Like, what did she say? I'm just interested. 556 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,995 I think it's funny. What did she call me? 557 00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:34,749 You hang out with her. You know it. We know they talk about us. Just tell us. 558 00:39:34,832 --> 00:39:36,751 - Nothing. - We don't care. 559 00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:40,921 Oh, come on. Nothing. That's a lie when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch. 560 00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:43,049 - I know you're lying. - You're not gonna get mad? 561 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:46,218 I'm not gonna get mad. I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks. 562 00:39:46,302 --> 00:39:49,221 All right. She called you a bitch and you a slut. 563 00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:52,516 A slut? She called me a slut? That bitch. I can't — 564 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,727 - Everybody calls you a slut. - Shavonne! 565 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:57,563 - Oh, shit! - Oh, that bitch. I'm gonna kick her ass. 566 00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,648 I can't believe that. What a bitch. 567 00:39:59,732 --> 00:40:02,568 - I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad. 568 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:13,245 - Look. I got a confession to make. - What do you mean a confession? 569 00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:16,415 For the, like, last year or so I've been talking about going to law school... 570 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:20,336 so I can be an A.C.L.U. lawyer and be in a position to help people who are getting fucked over. 571 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:23,672 - Uh-huh. - Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, you know. 572 00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:26,383 And I'm looking around. And everybody's looking really pathetic. 573 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,929 You know what I mean? I mean, like, people had — like, got drool just sort of — 574 00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:32,598 Then this guy's bending over. You could see the crack of his — 575 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:35,351 - Aw! - It was, like, wife beaters. It was — Anyway, it was — 576 00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:38,562 And I realized I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean? 577 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:43,192 It sounds good, but I have to confront the fact that I don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. 578 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:46,445 You know what I'm — I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay. 579 00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:48,614 I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope. 580 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,699 So you're not gonna go to law school? 581 00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:53,536 What do you want to do then? 582 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,538 I want to dance. 583 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,088 All right. Let's rock and roll. 584 00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:08,968 Hey. Hop in, man. 585 00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:11,178 Hey, man. Whose car? 586 00:41:11,262 --> 00:41:13,472 - You know Wooderson? - How's it goin', man? 587 00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:16,725 Hey. Pretty good. How's it goin' with you? 588 00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:22,106 Say, man. You got a joint? 589 00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,275 Uh, no. Not on me, man. 590 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:29,905 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. 591 00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,874 All right, all right, all right. 592 00:41:39,957 --> 00:41:43,878 Hey, man. You still driving in to Houston in the morning to get those Aerosmith tickets? 593 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:45,880 Ooh, you're damn right. 594 00:41:45,963 --> 00:41:48,507 - Evenin', ladies. Ow! - Nice. 595 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:51,352 - Need me to pick you up a couple? - Yeah. Two. 596 00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:53,387 Cool. 597 00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:58,017 - Hey, man. You sure I'm okay in here? - Yeah, man. You'll be okay. 598 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,853 Look. If anyone starts messing with you, just play it cool. 599 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,804 One to go. 600 00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:37,806 "Prickford." 601 00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:39,350 "Wood-a-been." Happening? 602 00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:41,518 It's a bummer about your party, man. 603 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:44,980 What can I say? It's beyond me. The delivery guy bricked. 604 00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,358 And it's a — Keep your eye on the ball — 605 00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:48,734 dead issue! 606 00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,778 - Hey, man. How's it going? - Good. What's goin' on? 607 00:42:50,861 --> 00:42:51,987 - Nothin'. - Not much? 608 00:42:52,071 --> 00:42:53,489 - Nothing at all. - Hey. 609 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,824 - Hey. - Hey, uh, you know Mitch? 610 00:42:55,908 --> 00:42:58,953 - Oh, yeah. I think I just heard about you. - Really? What'd you hear? 611 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:02,498 - I don't know, man. Are you okay? - Oh. Yeah. 612 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,752 Oh. I guess I'll see you guys a little later. 613 00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:09,505 - Okay. Talk to you later. - Okay. See you. 614 00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:21,558 Hey, man. What grade's she in? 615 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,686 Sophomore. 616 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,688 - Come on. Come on. - All right. 617 00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,399 Hurry up. Go. We gotta hurry though. 618 00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:31,652 - Check this out. Double-barreled purple coming in on Sunday. - Donny. 619 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:34,738 - I got a big surprise for you. - After I make this shot. 620 00:43:34,822 --> 00:43:38,367 Oh, God. Hold onto this. Tight. Lookin' good. 621 00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:42,663 Yeah. Yeah. 622 00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:45,582 Whoa! Gene! 623 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,584 Nice tongue! 624 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,670 - Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle. 625 00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:52,298 Ah! 626 00:43:52,381 --> 00:43:54,466 - Hey. I got an idea. - What? 627 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,052 - A beer bust later on. - Hey, man. 628 00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:59,972 Pickford's got a doob we're about to burn. Are you with us? 629 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,558 Think about it. Yeah. 630 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:04,601 Are you cool, man? 631 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:08,188 Like how? 632 00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,235 Okay. 633 00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,988 Hey, man. Wait up. 634 00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:18,324 He was just asking if you get high. 635 00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:20,784 - Yeah. Like, smoke pot? - Yeah. 636 00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,579 Oh. I never have before, but, you know. 637 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,882 - Where you goin'? Mike. Mike. - Where you goin'? 638 00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,884 - Where you goin'? - I — You knock. 639 00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:38,969 Just — 640 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,683 I — No. 641 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:47,936 Crank it up! 642 00:44:51,065 --> 00:44:53,525 Look out! 643 00:44:55,611 --> 00:44:57,529 Later. 644 00:44:57,613 --> 00:45:01,200 Hi there. 645 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:03,535 Great. 646 00:45:03,619 --> 00:45:09,124 Here you go. 647 00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,613 Hey. It's the chicks. Shavonne still thinks she's mad at me. 648 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:18,926 Watch me get a little something going right here. Hey. What's going on? 649 00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:21,770 - What are you guys up to? - Oh, a little weed. You know. 650 00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:24,640 - There may be a beer bust later on. - Oh, really? 651 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:26,642 - Yeah. - Cool. 652 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:29,436 - Guess we'll see you around. - All right. Check you later. 653 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,896 - Bye. - Later. 654 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,899 Slater, man, why are you always such a dork, man? 655 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:37,111 - What are you talkin' about? - "Check you later." "Check you later." 656 00:45:37,194 --> 00:45:39,196 Hey, man. Get off my case, man. 657 00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:42,157 Oh, man. Chicks don't want to hear that shit. 658 00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:44,243 Well, they don't want to hear anything, man. 659 00:45:44,326 --> 00:45:48,122 The g — The girls, man, in our classes — They're all prudes, man. 660 00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:50,374 - They're worthless little bitches, man. - Oh, my God — 661 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:53,585 It's the girls ahead of us. They were wild. Our class is just worthless. 662 00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:57,589 Maybe you've just never gotten past the sniffing butt stage. That's what that sounds like to me. 663 00:45:57,673 --> 00:46:00,926 Hey, man. It's — It's quality, not quantity. All right, man? 664 00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:04,805 And — And wait till I get to college, man. I can't wait to get to college, man. 665 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:07,975 Yeah. When I get to college, all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang. 666 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,043 Hey, Hirshfelder. Let's go. Come on. 667 00:46:35,127 --> 00:46:38,172 Yeah. Let's go. Let's get out of here. 668 00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:40,424 - Let's go. - Come on, man! 669 00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:43,218 - What? - It's time to leave. 670 00:46:43,302 --> 00:46:45,721 I'll be right back. 671 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:57,858 Hey. You boys leave, you can't come back. 672 00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,527 Aw, gee. You hear that? 673 00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:02,738 If we leave, we can't come back. 674 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,740 Oh, no! 675 00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,867 What should we do? 676 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:12,164 What the hell are we doing? I was gettin' there. 677 00:47:12,247 --> 00:47:14,166 Man, I had my hand up her shirt. 678 00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:17,002 - Oh, yeah. - You were gettin' there? 679 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:19,254 You hear that? He was gettin' there. 680 00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:24,718 Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it. 681 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:27,262 - Just 'cause you guys are striking out. - Grow up, boy. 682 00:47:27,346 --> 00:47:29,723 - That was our last junior high party. - That's right. 683 00:47:29,806 --> 00:47:33,644 We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls will be putting out. 684 00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:36,647 Your days of lying around and pulling tongue all night are over. 685 00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:38,649 Yeah, right. 686 00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:58,377 - You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Terry stuffs her bra? 687 00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:01,255 - You didn't know those were socks? Shit. - Yeah. 688 00:48:01,338 --> 00:48:03,340 They looked real to me. 689 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,680 - Oh, shit. - Scatter! 690 00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,729 This one right here! Come here, baby! We got you, baby! 691 00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,773 Whoo! 692 00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,942 All right. Get out there. Go, baby. Go. 693 00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:26,572 Come here. Come here, you little fag. Come here. 694 00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:28,574 Come on. 695 00:48:28,657 --> 00:48:31,910 Get over here. Where you running to, boy, huh? 696 00:48:31,994 --> 00:48:34,162 We ain't gonna hurt you — much. 697 00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:38,250 Just hold onto that fence there, all right, and just squeal like a pig. 698 00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:42,421 - You ready to switch-hit? - Oh, yeah. 699 00:48:42,504 --> 00:48:45,257 I'm first. 700 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:54,850 Geez. Bastards. 701 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,352 Whoo! 702 00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:03,817 Hey, you guys. 703 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,945 Take it easy on the kid, would you? 704 00:49:07,029 --> 00:49:09,281 Here comes another one, freshman. You ready? 705 00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:11,283 - Ladies. - You like that? 706 00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:14,369 One more for my mother. 707 00:49:15,579 --> 00:49:18,165 Hey. Who is that kid? 708 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:22,544 What? That kid there? Just some kid we saw running around that shouldn't have been, by the rec center. 709 00:49:22,628 --> 00:49:24,880 Hey. Can we have some of those beers? 710 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,799 - One of these? - Yeah. 711 00:49:27,883 --> 00:49:30,385 - Why? - Just give me a beer. 712 00:49:30,469 --> 00:49:32,763 - Get out of here, I said! - Yeah? 713 00:49:32,846 --> 00:49:34,765 Catch. Huh? Hmm? 714 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:37,768 Tubbs, catch. Good. Get out of here. 715 00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:40,687 - What are you wasting a beer on him for? - What? 716 00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:44,316 - It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. - Give 'em a beer. 717 00:49:44,399 --> 00:49:46,401 Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right? 718 00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:49,821 Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party. No fuckin' — 719 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:54,117 - You just wasted another fuckin' beer. - Oh, shut up. 720 00:49:54,201 --> 00:49:56,119 Thanks. 721 00:49:56,203 --> 00:49:58,538 - Hmm. - Hey. 722 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:04,318 So, which one of your friends bought you the beer this time? 723 00:50:04,378 --> 00:50:06,296 - Right. - Hey! Fuck her! I did! 724 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:09,508 - Yeah, bite me! - You wish, asshole! 725 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,510 Fuck you! 726 00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:14,346 Why are guys such pigs? 727 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:16,348 - What? - Let's get out of here. 728 00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:19,017 Mmm. We're out of here. 729 00:50:19,101 --> 00:50:22,104 Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here. 730 00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:26,316 We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes... 731 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,321 Ford over-30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons, Turbo-jet 390 horsepower. 732 00:50:31,405 --> 00:50:33,615 We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. 733 00:50:33,699 --> 00:50:36,493 Hey, man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book. 734 00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:39,496 I saw the ad — 2.95. It was right next to the sea monkeys. 735 00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:41,498 You see that over there? That's white lightning. 736 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:44,861 You see the shoes on that thing? You gotta get some tires. These are pizza cutters. 737 00:50:46,712 --> 00:50:49,214 Yeah. 738 00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,675 - Ow. - You're such an expert. 739 00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:54,469 This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else? 740 00:50:54,553 --> 00:50:56,471 Yeah. Like what? 741 00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,473 - I'm bored. - You're always bored. 742 00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:00,308 - Let's split. - Where you wanna go? 743 00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:01,935 Then you're boring. 744 00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:03,937 - Pink! - Hey. 745 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,565 Hey. You hear anything more about a beer bust? 746 00:51:06,648 --> 00:51:10,235 - Talk to this man right here. - Patience, darlin', patience. 747 00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:12,237 - Hey. - Hey. 748 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,825 - What are you doing here? - I was just about to ask you the same question. 749 00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,077 - I heard you got busted. - Oh, yeah. 750 00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:21,079 They just got Hirshfelder too. 751 00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:22,706 - Really? - Yeah. 752 00:51:22,789 --> 00:51:24,791 - Like, how bad? - Bad. 753 00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:28,503 - Was it O'Bannion? - Yeah. 754 00:51:28,587 --> 00:51:31,006 God, I hate that jerk. 755 00:51:31,089 --> 00:51:33,175 I know. 756 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,844 So, um — 757 00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:38,138 What have you guys been doin'? Just — 758 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,349 I don't know. Driving around, mostly. 759 00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:43,685 I didn't know that Jodi was your big sister. 760 00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:46,188 - Oop. - Hey, did I hear my name over here? 761 00:51:46,271 --> 00:51:49,065 You guys talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo. 762 00:51:50,192 --> 00:51:52,736 Heard they got you pretty bad. 763 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:56,448 And I asked them to take it easy on you. I can't believe they did that. 764 00:51:56,531 --> 00:51:59,034 Man! God! No wonder! 765 00:51:59,117 --> 00:52:03,705 Pink, what happened? 766 00:52:03,789 --> 00:52:05,707 So, where'd they find Hirsh? 767 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:08,710 I don't know. Walking out of the rec center, I think. 768 00:52:08,794 --> 00:52:10,712 Hey. 769 00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:14,341 - What have you guys been doin'? - Pink, right? 770 00:52:15,801 --> 00:52:17,719 Hi! 771 00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:19,721 Ohh! 772 00:52:19,805 --> 00:52:21,807 Hi. 773 00:52:24,935 --> 00:52:26,937 Whew. 774 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:30,482 Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away. 775 00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:32,526 You try and outrun O'Bannion and those guys. 776 00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:36,196 I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off when it's your turn, when they're busting your ass. 777 00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:38,657 Hey, man, I heard last year... 778 00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:40,909 they caught about 10 freshmen at once. 779 00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:43,912 O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man. 780 00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:45,914 I mean, that's bullshit. Right? 781 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,917 Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row? 782 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,919 Is that legal? 783 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,004 Damn you, Carl! 784 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,930 Ohh! Okay. Let me out. 785 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:05,350 Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie! Give me drugs, man! 786 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,936 Get some from your mother, man. 787 00:53:08,019 --> 00:53:10,939 - Yeah, we just banged your mother. - Okay. Fuck you, dickhead. 788 00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,445 Those guys, man. Man of the woods. What's goin' on? God, I haven't seen you in so long. 789 00:53:17,529 --> 00:53:19,447 My man, what is happenin'? 790 00:53:19,531 --> 00:53:21,908 Long time no see. 791 00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:24,953 - What have you been up to? - Same old shit, man. 792 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:27,372 - Workin' for the city. - Workin' man, huh? 793 00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:30,333 Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school though, man. 794 00:53:30,417 --> 00:53:32,752 - Back in J.C., somethin' like that? - Yeah, man. 795 00:53:32,836 --> 00:53:36,256 I mean, that's where all the girls are, right? 796 00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:39,259 But on the other hand, man, I'd just as soon keep workin'. 797 00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:42,262 - Keep a little change in my pocket. - Yeah? Wait. 798 00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:46,305 Rather than spend my time listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's talkin' about anyway. 799 00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:48,351 I know what you're talkin' about. 800 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,522 - Say, you're a freshman, right? - Yeah. 801 00:53:52,606 --> 00:53:55,686 All right, so tell me, man. How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'? 802 00:53:57,611 --> 00:54:01,031 Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. I know that for a fact. 803 00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:03,533 No, man. No, let me tell you. 804 00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:07,913 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. 805 00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:10,790 I get older, they stay the same age. 806 00:54:10,874 --> 00:54:12,792 Yes, they do. 807 00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:14,794 Yes, they do. 808 00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:18,256 - You guys wanna go for a spin? - Shotgun! 809 00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:20,342 Aw. 810 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:23,219 - Woods. - I'm here, man. 811 00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,221 You wanna come along? 812 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:27,223 Yeah. Why not? 813 00:54:27,307 --> 00:54:30,435 - Take care, bro. - You boys have fun now. 814 00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:33,271 Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun. 815 00:54:33,355 --> 00:54:37,108 But I want you to know it's because — only 'cause I'm goin' inside. 816 00:54:37,192 --> 00:54:40,528 - Keep that in mind. All right? - Okay. Got it. 817 00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:46,701 - Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours, man. 818 00:54:46,785 --> 00:54:49,204 - Slater. - Hey, man. What's happening? 819 00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:51,456 - Play a little foosball? - Yeah! 820 00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:13,687 Junior. 821 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:20,360 Pull over to the trash can. 822 00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:23,363 Pull over to the trash can! Pull over to the trash can! 823 00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:24,990 Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme — 824 00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:37,502 Okay. Okay. Oh! 825 00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:39,337 Shit, yeah! 826 00:55:43,550 --> 00:55:45,885 - Yeah! - Yeah! 827 00:55:45,969 --> 00:55:48,138 Hey, you guys, pull over to that one over there. 828 00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:50,306 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Here, hold this. Hold this. 829 00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:57,939 - I got it! Go! Go! - Guess what. 830 00:55:58,023 --> 00:56:00,442 It's garbage day! 831 00:56:01,443 --> 00:56:04,237 Yeah! 832 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,323 Whoo! We're fuckin' runnin'! 833 00:56:08,575 --> 00:56:10,869 Yeah! Whoo! 834 00:56:10,952 --> 00:56:14,831 - Whoo! - Oh, my — 835 00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:17,834 Bowling ball. 836 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,878 - Yeah! - Throw the bowling ball. 837 00:56:19,961 --> 00:56:21,963 Think I should? 838 00:56:22,047 --> 00:56:24,340 - Yeah! Throw it! - Throw it! Throw it! 839 00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,968 Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now. 840 00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:30,263 Do it! Throw it! Faggot-sissy-pussy freshman! Throw it! 841 00:56:30,346 --> 00:56:32,265 - Throw it! - Heave it! 842 00:56:38,271 --> 00:56:40,231 Fuck 'em! 843 00:56:40,315 --> 00:56:44,986 That bowling ball said "Oof!" to that damn windshield! 844 00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:48,114 - Yeah! - Ha-ha! You're nuts, junior! 845 00:56:48,198 --> 00:56:50,116 You're nuts! 846 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,118 Hey, man, we're out of beer. 847 00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:55,246 - We gotta make a Grab-'N'-Go stop. - Fuck that. 848 00:56:55,330 --> 00:56:57,916 - I don't have any money. Who's got money? - I gave mine to him. 849 00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,918 Where's your money? Nah, doesn't matter. 850 00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:02,170 Pull in heading out that way. 851 00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:09,773 - What are you gonna do, man? Hoist it? - Yeah. That all I ever do. 852 00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:13,223 - I just need the freshman as a lookout. - I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Randall Pink? 853 00:57:13,306 --> 00:57:15,809 - I don't know about this, Don. - Come on. 854 00:57:19,104 --> 00:57:21,022 I don't wanna see you. 855 00:57:21,106 --> 00:57:23,399 Better be careful, junior. 856 00:57:24,442 --> 00:57:27,112 - Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags! 857 00:57:27,195 --> 00:57:30,156 - Zigzags. - Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this. 858 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,618 Shh. I'm really gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with them. Okay? 859 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:36,704 Good. 860 00:57:52,554 --> 00:57:54,472 Run! Go, go, go, go, go! 861 00:57:54,556 --> 00:57:58,184 Come on, guys! We gotta get out of here, man! Let's go! 862 00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:00,520 - Let's go! - Oh, my God! 863 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:03,606 All right, now don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit out of ya. 864 00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:07,527 - Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man. 865 00:58:08,736 --> 00:58:11,072 Busted my mailbox, didn't you? 866 00:58:12,198 --> 00:58:14,117 Look me in the eye, punk! 867 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,703 I don't know what you're talking about, sir, but I suggest that you — 868 00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:18,580 You busted it, didn't ya? 869 00:58:22,959 --> 00:58:25,962 Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense. 870 00:58:27,255 --> 00:58:30,466 I done called the police. 871 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:33,261 I think you boys oughta get out of the car. 872 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:36,389 - Just go, man. - Nice and slow. 873 00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:38,433 Go, go, go! 874 00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:41,603 Whoo! 875 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,232 Get down! 876 00:58:46,316 --> 00:58:48,610 He's shooting at us! Holy — 877 00:58:53,114 --> 00:58:55,283 Fairly uneventful, huh? 878 00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,120 Which one of you had the theory... 879 00:58:59,204 --> 00:59:02,123 about how President Ford's old football head injuries... 880 00:59:02,207 --> 00:59:04,125 is affecting the economy? 881 00:59:04,209 --> 00:59:07,629 - Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission? - Who cares? He's out of there this fall. 882 00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,631 Look, we need some alcohol. 883 00:59:09,714 --> 00:59:12,217 That's a thought. 884 00:59:38,493 --> 00:59:40,411 Say, man. 885 00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:43,748 Why don't you run over to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff. 886 00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:46,376 - Think you can do that? - Uh — 887 00:59:47,669 --> 00:59:49,587 - Thanks, man. - Good luck! 888 00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:55,260 I'm just saying, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something — Ohh! 889 00:59:55,343 --> 00:59:57,262 Yeah. You know, you're right, man. 890 00:59:57,345 --> 01:00:02,267 I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid, or get in a fight. 891 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:04,811 No, I'm serious, man! We should be up for anything! 892 01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,813 I know. We are. But what? 893 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:11,359 I mean, God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught... 894 01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:13,361 is just to service the future? 895 01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:15,738 Yeah, I know. It's like it's all preparation. 896 01:00:15,822 --> 01:00:18,616 Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for? 897 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:20,868 - Death. - Life of the party. 898 01:00:20,952 --> 01:00:22,870 It's true. 899 01:00:22,954 --> 01:00:24,872 You know, but that's valid. 900 01:00:24,956 --> 01:00:28,876 Because if we're all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? 901 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,963 You know? I'd like to quit thinking of the present — like, right now — 902 01:00:32,046 --> 01:00:35,717 as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else. 903 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:41,389 Exactly! That's what everybody in this car needs — some good old, worthwhile visceral experience. 904 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,560 Remember to eat a green thing every day. 905 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,562 And have lots of calcium. 906 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:51,065 It's very important for young mothers to have lots of calcium. 907 01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:54,235 - There you are. See you tomorrow night. - Bye. 908 01:00:54,319 --> 01:00:57,947 - How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'? 909 01:00:58,031 --> 01:01:00,950 Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours. 910 01:01:01,034 --> 01:01:03,036 Yeah, I hear that. 911 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,667 - You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah. 912 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:13,296 - Just graduated. - Graduated. Congratulations. 913 01:01:13,379 --> 01:01:17,675 - So, you off to college in the fall? - Uh, you know, I'm still not sure. 914 01:01:17,759 --> 01:01:20,178 I'm workin' right now for the city. 915 01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:25,683 Thinkin' of holding on to the job for a while. You know, it's money in my pocket. 916 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:28,561 I hear that. Here's some more money for your pocket. 917 01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:31,439 - You have a nice night tonight. - Okay. Thanks. 918 01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:34,025 Hey, take it easy. 919 01:01:36,194 --> 01:01:38,237 Psst! Hey, Mitch. 920 01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:42,283 Hey. There you guys are. 921 01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:45,411 - Hey, man, what's in the bag? - Ah, a sixer. 922 01:01:45,495 --> 01:01:47,455 - You owe me one, man. - Yeah. 923 01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,540 They busted the hell out of Hirshfelder too. 924 01:01:49,624 --> 01:01:52,502 - Yeah, I heard. - Hey, man, you're over at the Emporium? 925 01:01:52,585 --> 01:01:56,381 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, is that bastard O'Bannion over there? 926 01:01:56,464 --> 01:01:59,634 Yes. I hate that jerk. 927 01:02:01,302 --> 01:02:03,471 Do you guys wanna get him back? 928 01:02:03,554 --> 01:02:05,223 - Hell yes. - Yeah! 929 01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:16,109 They really sold it to you? 930 01:02:16,192 --> 01:02:18,194 - Of course. - Cool. 931 01:02:22,073 --> 01:02:24,951 There you go, buddy. 932 01:02:25,034 --> 01:02:27,829 Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah. 933 01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:30,331 - Way to shoot, man. - Thanks, bud. 934 01:02:30,415 --> 01:02:33,334 Oh, yeah. He got it. 935 01:02:33,418 --> 01:02:36,337 - I got your change. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 936 01:02:36,421 --> 01:02:38,840 - Got a beer for my partner. - Yes, sir. 937 01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:40,842 - Want a beer? - Yeah. 938 01:02:40,925 --> 01:02:42,844 - All right. - Guys. 939 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:45,346 - Party at the moon tower. - Oh, I'm there. 940 01:02:45,430 --> 01:02:48,516 You and Benny pick up the first keg. I'm goin' to collect for the rest. 941 01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:50,518 Spread the word, man. 942 01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,520 Max, Phil, party at the moon tower. 943 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,273 Hey, good game, man. You too. 944 01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:57,775 Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool... 945 01:02:57,859 --> 01:03:00,987 and you should be proud that I even let you play at my table. 946 01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:03,990 You are the worst pool player I've ever seen in my life... 947 01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:07,326 but if you keep watchin' me you might learn somethin'. 948 01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:10,580 Shit, you got so many balls on the table, I'm gonna have to start knockin' your balls in... 949 01:03:10,663 --> 01:03:12,582 just to get 'em out of my way. 950 01:03:12,665 --> 01:03:14,584 - Okay. - Corner pocket. 951 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,586 - Hey, check this out. - Easy money. 952 01:03:16,669 --> 01:03:18,588 God, you are terrible! 953 01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:23,384 Okay, homo, I hope you are ready to taste the agonizing, bitter humiliation of defeat. 954 01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:25,386 You ready? 955 01:03:25,470 --> 01:03:28,389 So, did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back? 956 01:03:28,473 --> 01:03:30,391 - Whoa-whoa. What did you say? - About what? 957 01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:33,978 - Carl Burnett. What about him? - I just heard he's gettin' busted. I don't know. 958 01:03:34,061 --> 01:03:35,980 Benny, they got Burnett in the back. Let's go. 959 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:37,863 - Carl Burnett? Outside? - Yeah. They got him. 960 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,859 - Let's go. - Let me finish this game. 961 01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:41,861 - Fine. I'm gettin' out. - Hold him for me! 962 01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:43,863 All right, all right! 963 01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,493 Hey, man. That Julie chick? Loves you. 964 01:03:48,576 --> 01:03:50,495 Oh, yeah. You want her? 965 01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:53,498 Gotta play it cool, you know. Can't let her know how much you like her. 966 01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:56,501 'Cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. 967 01:03:56,584 --> 01:04:01,339 If she asks you to ride out there with her, you don't do it. Say, "Nah. Got my own ride. 968 01:04:01,422 --> 01:04:03,341 But maybe I'll see you later." 969 01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:05,676 Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. 970 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,513 Whoo-ee! Whee! We got another one, huh, fellas? 971 01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:12,517 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Guys, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya? 972 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,519 Is that all right? 973 01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:18,481 It's kind of a personal thing between me and this little piece of shit here. 974 01:04:18,564 --> 01:04:21,484 So... we meet again, huh? 975 01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:26,697 Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon? 976 01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:28,699 Fuckin' bitch. 977 01:04:28,783 --> 01:04:31,160 Y-You haven't had any licks yet, have you? 978 01:04:31,244 --> 01:04:33,162 - Hmm? - No. 979 01:04:33,246 --> 01:04:36,123 Whoo! Another cherry, boys. 980 01:04:36,207 --> 01:04:38,376 Man, get the fuck up against the wall! 981 01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:42,380 You have to be the dumbest freshman, skinny little cocksucking son of a bitch... 982 01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:44,924 to be out here tonight. 983 01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,926 You knew I was gonna find you. 984 01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:49,929 I would like to dedicate this first lick... 985 01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:52,139 to your mother... 986 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:54,225 fucker. 987 01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:59,021 Not yet. 988 01:04:59,105 --> 01:05:01,023 Oh! It's gettin' warmer. 989 01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,109 What the fuck? 990 01:05:07,655 --> 01:05:10,575 Remember me, you pig? 991 01:05:10,658 --> 01:05:13,369 Ohh! 992 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,083 Let's go, man! Come on! 993 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:22,253 What the fuck is the matter with you? How 'bout some fucking backup? 994 01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:24,255 - Let's go! - I'm hurryin'! 995 01:05:24,338 --> 01:05:26,257 Fuckin' scumbags! 996 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,552 It was beautiful! You should have seen the look on that fuck's face! 997 01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:31,554 - Get in! - We got that bastard! 998 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,769 Jesus! You let that little fuck get away! 999 01:05:38,853 --> 01:05:41,564 What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful! 1000 01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,733 Fuck! 1001 01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:46,193 Freshman shitheads. 1002 01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:48,946 What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh? 1003 01:05:49,030 --> 01:05:51,532 I'll kick your fuckin' ass right now! 1004 01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:54,702 Pussy. 1005 01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:03,252 What are you smilin' at, you little freshman faggot? Huh? 1006 01:06:05,004 --> 01:06:07,173 Fuck you. 1007 01:06:07,256 --> 01:06:09,592 Fuck all of you! Fuck you! 1008 01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,804 Goddamn it! 1009 01:06:20,186 --> 01:06:22,104 Oh, man! 1010 01:06:22,188 --> 01:06:25,816 O'Bannion finally got his paint job — Whoa! 1011 01:06:37,078 --> 01:06:38,996 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1012 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,499 I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch... 1013 01:06:41,582 --> 01:06:45,044 and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries. 1014 01:06:45,127 --> 01:06:47,046 Here, take 'em. 1015 01:06:47,129 --> 01:06:50,925 - All right, all right! - Oh, Christ. 1016 01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:54,178 How ya doin'? 1017 01:06:54,261 --> 01:06:56,806 - Pretty good. - Cool. 1018 01:06:56,889 --> 01:06:59,350 You heard about the party bein' busted, right? 1019 01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:02,353 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Not to worry. 1020 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:05,356 There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. 1021 01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:07,358 It's out at the moon tower. 1022 01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:11,028 Full kegs. Everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go. 1023 01:07:11,112 --> 01:07:13,030 Okay. 1024 01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:14,990 - Okay, we'll be there. - Okay. 1025 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:17,743 - Say, you need a ride? - Uh, no, I got my own car. 1026 01:07:17,827 --> 01:07:19,745 - Thanks. - Yeah, well, listen. 1027 01:07:19,829 --> 01:07:22,748 You oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. 1028 01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:25,751 But that's all right. We'll worry about that later. 1029 01:07:25,835 --> 01:07:29,505 - I will see you there. All right? - Bye. 1030 01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:31,924 I love those redheads, man. 1031 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:34,427 I know you! 1032 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:37,179 We had geography together. Remember? 1033 01:07:37,263 --> 01:07:40,474 - Oh, great. - Oh, God. 1034 01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:42,476 What a dick! 1035 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,979 That was so creepy. 1036 01:07:45,062 --> 01:07:47,982 - Why are you smiling? - I thought he was cute. 1037 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,484 - Oh, that's disgusting! - You thought he was cute? 1038 01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:53,487 Do you realize when he graduated we were, like, three years old? 1039 01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:56,741 Oh, Cynthia, what are you thinking? 1040 01:07:56,824 --> 01:07:58,743 I don't know. 1041 01:07:58,826 --> 01:08:01,746 So, are we gonna still go? 1042 01:08:01,829 --> 01:08:03,914 - Yeah, what the hell. - I guess. 1043 01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:17,344 Ohh! Get back! 1044 01:08:28,022 --> 01:08:29,940 Hey, Wood is here for the quarter race, baby! 1045 01:08:30,024 --> 01:08:32,902 - Hey, Benny. You better have your wood screws — - Fuck you! 1046 01:08:32,985 --> 01:08:35,613 'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! 1047 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,399 Yeah! 1048 01:09:49,103 --> 01:09:52,523 Well, someone's tokin' some reefer. 1049 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,652 Take care of this. 1050 01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:58,863 Hey, man. Hey. Slow down. What's up? 1051 01:09:58,946 --> 01:10:01,448 - Hey, how's it goin'? - What'd you just say? 1052 01:10:01,532 --> 01:10:03,117 When? 1053 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,704 Just now, man, when you walked past. What'd you say? 1054 01:10:06,787 --> 01:10:08,330 A-About what? 1055 01:10:09,415 --> 01:10:11,959 You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer." 1056 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:15,045 No, I may have said something about smelling some pot. 1057 01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:17,882 - You know, it was just an observation. - Oh, an observation, huh? 1058 01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:21,010 Well, who the hell are you, man? Isaac fuckin' Newton? 1059 01:10:21,093 --> 01:10:23,971 Well, guess what, genius. I'm the one smoking marijuana, motherfucker. 1060 01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,348 - You got a problem with that? - No. Of course not. 1061 01:10:26,432 --> 01:10:31,228 Then why'd you say that, chief? Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash. 1062 01:10:31,312 --> 01:10:33,772 So I'm blazin' with my friends. So I'm a fuckin' pothead, man. 1063 01:10:33,856 --> 01:10:37,276 What's it to you? Huh? What's the matter, pussy? Out of observations? 1064 01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:40,571 Why don't you observe while I punch your teeth down your fuckin' throat! 1065 01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:43,574 Dude, relax! Relax! He's cool, man. Relax. 1066 01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:47,202 Hey, I'll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man. 1067 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,747 Kick some ass and drink some beer. 1068 01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:53,292 Looks like we're almost out of beer. 1069 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:56,670 - You okay, man? - Yeah. 1070 01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:04,178 Why is it called the moon tower, anyway? 1071 01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:09,642 Uh, I guess they decided to put it up out here whenever they were building the power plant. 1072 01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:11,644 Actually, it's a good idea. 1073 01:11:11,727 --> 01:11:15,147 You got a full moon out here every day of the year. You know? 1074 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,149 Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired... 1075 01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:20,152 so this whole place could fall down at any time. 1076 01:11:20,235 --> 01:11:22,446 So you'd better watch your step, junior. 1077 01:11:22,529 --> 01:11:24,448 Whoa! 1078 01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:28,827 This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause of some drunk freshman who fell off. 1079 01:11:28,911 --> 01:11:32,665 He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man. 1080 01:11:32,748 --> 01:11:35,417 I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple, though. 1081 01:11:35,501 --> 01:11:38,754 Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many did you have? 1082 01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:40,756 Four. 1083 01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,758 You're dead, man. You're so dead. 1084 01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:46,011 Look at the bloodstains right there. 1085 01:11:46,095 --> 01:11:48,097 Shut up. 1086 01:11:49,098 --> 01:11:51,976 I'm gonna get that guy. 1087 01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:55,396 - What guy? - That asshole on the way in — Clint. 1088 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,899 Super-dominant male in a '50s greaser uniform. 1089 01:11:58,983 --> 01:12:00,901 I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. 1090 01:12:00,985 --> 01:12:02,903 Look, man, I got it all planned out. 1091 01:12:02,987 --> 01:12:05,906 Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up. 1092 01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:08,909 There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. 1093 01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:11,912 So all I gotta do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait. 1094 01:12:11,996 --> 01:12:14,915 - What? - What are you talking about? 1095 01:12:14,999 --> 01:12:17,918 I-I-I guess at first I was relieved to get out of the situation... 1096 01:12:18,002 --> 01:12:20,421 but now there's this level of humiliation setting in... 1097 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:22,923 that I can tell is gonna be with me for-fucking-ever! 1098 01:12:23,007 --> 01:12:25,426 I'm just not gonna let this be yet another situation... 1099 01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:28,669 which contributes to me being a little, ineffectual nothing the rest of my life. 1100 01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:34,810 Would you look at this fucking town, man. 1101 01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:37,104 It's dead. 1102 01:12:39,648 --> 01:12:43,027 Imagine how many people out there right now are fucking, man. 1103 01:12:45,112 --> 01:12:47,031 Step inside my head — 1104 01:12:47,114 --> 01:12:49,616 Just goin' at it. 1105 01:12:52,911 --> 01:12:55,080 - Hey. - Hey. 1106 01:12:55,164 --> 01:12:57,583 - Remember me? - Sure. You're Sabrina, right? 1107 01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,293 Right. 1108 01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:01,295 - How are you doing? - Okay. 1109 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,464 - Hey, let's go. - What brings you here? 1110 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:06,050 Oh, just hanging out. 1111 01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:10,471 - You having fun? - Yeah. 1112 01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:12,473 Yeah. 1113 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:16,143 So, uh — does your offer from this afternoon still stand? 1114 01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:21,315 What am I say supposed to say? "Anything you want." 1115 01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:32,659 Why did we even come here? 1116 01:13:32,743 --> 01:13:35,662 I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know. 1117 01:13:35,746 --> 01:13:38,248 You're telling me. I'm being stalked by a Nazi. 1118 01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:41,251 Is that a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? 1119 01:13:41,335 --> 01:13:43,796 Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd again. 1120 01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:46,799 You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now. 1121 01:13:46,882 --> 01:13:50,219 Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party. Look at you two drunks. 1122 01:13:50,302 --> 01:13:53,806 Coach is right, though. Those guys don't care if we win or lose, bro. 1123 01:13:53,889 --> 01:13:56,266 Just remember that. 1124 01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:58,268 - Check this out. Watch this — - Yeah? 1125 01:13:58,352 --> 01:14:01,814 Watch me get this beer. Watch. 1126 01:14:01,897 --> 01:14:03,816 Oh, no! It's the cops! 1127 01:14:03,899 --> 01:14:05,734 - Look! Look! - Shit! 1128 01:14:05,818 --> 01:14:07,736 Look, look, look! That was so easy. 1129 01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:12,032 Oh, shit. He needs another drink, you know, bad. 1130 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,379 All right! 1131 01:14:51,655 --> 01:14:54,032 Hey! Mitch! 1132 01:14:54,116 --> 01:14:56,034 - Hey! - How's it goin'? 1133 01:14:56,118 --> 01:14:58,036 I was wondering if you were around here. 1134 01:15:00,581 --> 01:15:02,166 Oh, man! 1135 01:15:02,249 --> 01:15:06,378 So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know... 1136 01:15:06,461 --> 01:15:08,463 about you quittin' football. 1137 01:15:09,631 --> 01:15:11,550 Or is it just this pledge? 1138 01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:14,553 You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is. 1139 01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:17,222 I don't know, man. 1140 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,351 Maybe I'm not into any of it anymore. 1141 01:15:22,728 --> 01:15:25,230 - You're not into any of it anymore. - Yeah. 1142 01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:31,528 It'd be the biggest mistake of your life, Pink. No one quits senior year, pal. 1143 01:15:31,612 --> 01:15:34,364 Especially if you're starting quarterback. 1144 01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:37,534 I mean, we got a shot at state. 1145 01:15:37,618 --> 01:15:40,120 We'll kick some butt this year. 1146 01:15:41,288 --> 01:15:44,750 It's what we've been working for all of our lives, man. 1147 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:48,212 Me and you. Benny. We're gonna be champions together. 1148 01:15:48,295 --> 01:15:53,550 Look, man, all I'm saying is that if I do play next year... 1149 01:15:53,634 --> 01:15:56,553 it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs. 1150 01:15:56,637 --> 01:15:59,389 You just remember one thing, Pink — 1151 01:15:59,473 --> 01:16:03,352 it ain't just about you, pal, it's about us — me, Donny, Mel. 1152 01:16:03,435 --> 01:16:06,146 You'd be fuckin' us over. 1153 01:16:06,230 --> 01:16:08,315 Or maybe you're just fuckin' scared, huh? 1154 01:16:10,025 --> 01:16:12,027 Have a nice night. 1155 01:16:56,071 --> 01:16:58,991 Do you guys know what that song's about? 1156 01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:01,076 It's about aliens. 1157 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,956 We're the aliens, man. We're the savages. 1158 01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:08,917 - We're the savages. - Wait, man. That song is about that? 1159 01:17:09,001 --> 01:17:11,837 - Yeah, man, that song's about that. - About aliens? 1160 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,839 Yeah, man. You didn't know that? 1161 01:17:13,922 --> 01:17:18,135 This country's founded — It was founded by people who were into aliens, man. 1162 01:17:18,218 --> 01:17:22,889 George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. 1163 01:17:22,973 --> 01:17:24,891 - You didn't know that? - No. 1164 01:17:24,975 --> 01:17:27,519 Oh, man, they were way into that type of stuff, man. 1165 01:17:27,602 --> 01:17:30,272 It's like the every-other-decade theory. You know? 1166 01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:33,942 The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked... 1167 01:17:34,026 --> 01:17:36,653 and the '70s — Oh, my God, they obviously suck. 1168 01:17:36,737 --> 01:17:38,655 Right? Come on. 1169 01:17:38,739 --> 01:17:41,074 Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know? 1170 01:17:41,158 --> 01:17:44,661 I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse. 1171 01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:04,514 Wait a minute. 1172 01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,017 Who put the keg way out here in the woods? 1173 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,020 I don't know. This is just where they told me it would be. 1174 01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:12,522 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1175 01:18:12,606 --> 01:18:15,108 - Huh. - I don't think we need beer anyway. 1176 01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:20,655 - George toked weed, man? - Absolutely, George toked weed. 1177 01:18:20,739 --> 01:18:23,658 Are you kidding me, man? He grew fields of that stuff. 1178 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:25,660 That's what I'm talking about. Fields! 1179 01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:29,706 - He grew that shit up at Mount Vernon, man. - Mount Vernon? He grew it all over the country. 1180 01:18:29,790 --> 01:18:32,709 He had people growin' it all over the country. 1181 01:18:32,793 --> 01:18:35,712 The whole country back then was gettin' high. Let me tell you, man. 1182 01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:38,465 'Cause — 'Cause — 'Cause he knew. He was onto somethin', man. 1183 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:42,803 He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the Southern states, man... 1184 01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:44,805 so he grew fields of it, man. 1185 01:18:44,888 --> 01:18:48,934 But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. 1186 01:18:49,017 --> 01:18:50,936 And that woman was Martha Washington, man. 1187 01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:54,940 And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him... 1188 01:18:55,023 --> 01:18:56,942 when he'd come in the door, man. 1189 01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:59,069 She was a hip — a hip, hip lady, man. 1190 01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:15,001 Mm-mmm. Wait a minute. 1191 01:19:15,085 --> 01:19:17,003 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - What? 1192 01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:19,339 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 1193 01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:21,425 Don't you have a girlfriend? 1194 01:19:23,969 --> 01:19:27,264 - What girlfriend? - What's-her-name. 1195 01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:30,767 Simone. Hmm? 1196 01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:37,232 And she was real cool too. 1197 01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:40,235 She'd harvest the crops, man. That's what I'm talkin' about. 1198 01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:43,238 She'd put it in the — in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know. 1199 01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:46,241 Because they had to make ends meet and stuff. 1200 01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:48,743 I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? 1201 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:52,956 There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too! 1202 01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,958 - Later. - See ya. 1203 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,961 - Cool. - Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about? 1204 01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:01,047 - What were you doin' back there, guy? - Exactly what you two clowns wish you were doin'. 1205 01:20:01,131 --> 01:20:03,049 - Look at him. - Look at your boy. 1206 01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:05,051 Kramer! 1207 01:20:05,135 --> 01:20:09,639 Yeah, you, you, you. Freshman. Right here. Come on. Right here, buddy. 1208 01:20:09,723 --> 01:20:13,351 - What is he doing? - I don't know. What is this wave shit? 1209 01:20:13,435 --> 01:20:16,646 - Freshman! Over here right now. - Over here. Now. 1210 01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:18,648 - Come on. - Come on, come on. 1211 01:20:18,732 --> 01:20:21,651 - Come on. Come on. Come on. - Shit. I should go. 1212 01:20:21,735 --> 01:20:25,030 - Yeah, I guess you probably should. - Shit. I'll be back. 1213 01:20:25,113 --> 01:20:27,115 Okay. 1214 01:20:27,199 --> 01:20:29,618 - He's like a little Casanova. - Yeah. 1215 01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:32,120 - It's amazing. - Look at this shit-eating grin on his face. 1216 01:20:32,204 --> 01:20:34,623 - Was I right? - Not bad for a little freshman. 1217 01:20:34,706 --> 01:20:37,125 But you better watch out for them older girls. 1218 01:20:37,209 --> 01:20:39,127 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here, come here. 1219 01:20:39,211 --> 01:20:42,422 All right, all right. We just wanna know something. Okay? 1220 01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:46,426 Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp? Huh? 1221 01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:49,429 How do you know I haven't already? 1222 01:20:49,513 --> 01:20:52,432 Get outta here! I think it's past your bedtime! 1223 01:20:52,516 --> 01:20:55,435 - Run along. - Come here. Come here, come here. 1224 01:20:55,519 --> 01:20:59,439 Why don't you go get a ride with her. Say we left you. 1225 01:20:59,523 --> 01:21:02,192 It'll work. It'll work. Go. 1226 01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,903 - Hey, Kramer. Show it to her. - Yeah. 1227 01:21:04,986 --> 01:21:07,155 - Give it to her. Go! - Go, boy. 1228 01:21:15,121 --> 01:21:17,040 Air raid, freshman. 1229 01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:19,042 What? 1230 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,211 Air raid, freshman. 1231 01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:24,374 - Oh, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. - No, Tony, this is between me and her. 1232 01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:27,676 And she'd better be on the ground i-in five seconds. 1233 01:21:29,803 --> 01:21:32,722 Wait, she doesn't have to air-raid because she's with me. Okay? 1234 01:21:34,975 --> 01:21:36,893 Air-raid, or it's your ass. 1235 01:21:36,977 --> 01:21:39,020 Don't do it, Sabrina. 1236 01:21:39,104 --> 01:21:41,022 Oh, that's it... 1237 01:21:41,106 --> 01:21:43,608 Miss Hot Stuff. 1238 01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:49,531 I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell. 1239 01:21:57,414 --> 01:21:59,666 Lick me! All of you! 1240 01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:02,335 Hey, Darla. 1241 01:22:02,419 --> 01:22:05,171 Good for you. 1242 01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:08,174 Don't air-raid for that bitch. I hate that shit. 1243 01:22:08,258 --> 01:22:11,177 It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. 1244 01:22:11,261 --> 01:22:13,513 - "Huh? Huh, motherfucker?" - All right! Okay, Mike. 1245 01:22:13,597 --> 01:22:15,599 Dominant male monkey motherfucker! 1246 01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:18,351 God! 1247 01:22:19,436 --> 01:22:21,354 T-A-R-A. 1248 01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:24,858 I never met a Tara before. You're my first. 1249 01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:27,068 Hey, what the — 1250 01:22:27,152 --> 01:22:29,904 - Oh! - All right! 1251 01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:33,158 - He did it! I can't believe it! - Fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass! 1252 01:22:33,241 --> 01:22:35,952 Come on! Come on, man! 1253 01:22:36,036 --> 01:22:38,538 - Come on! Hold still! - Yeah! 1254 01:22:38,622 --> 01:22:41,833 - Stop now! - Oh, yeah! Hold still! 1255 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,236 - You guys, come on. - It's that Clint. That crazy bastard. 1256 01:22:44,294 --> 01:22:47,005 - You like this? You like this, motherfucker? - Come on, Clint! Come on! 1257 01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:49,799 Where you goin'? 1258 01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:56,264 Whoo-hoo! Kick his ass! 1259 01:22:56,348 --> 01:22:58,683 Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch! 1260 01:22:58,767 --> 01:23:03,396 Come on, man! Come here! 1261 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,649 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Get off him! 1262 01:23:05,732 --> 01:23:08,401 - Get the fuck off me! - Come on! 1263 01:23:08,485 --> 01:23:12,947 - Come on. Stay down! - Fuckin' dick! You fucking fascist! 1264 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:16,284 You got fuckin' smoked! Come on, man! You want some more? 1265 01:23:16,368 --> 01:23:19,287 Fuckin' dick! 1266 01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:48,775 Hey. 1267 01:23:48,858 --> 01:23:51,778 Hey, little brother. 1268 01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:54,280 - Is that a beer in your hand? - Why, yes, it is. 1269 01:23:54,364 --> 01:23:56,783 Have you had more than one of those tonight? 1270 01:23:56,866 --> 01:23:59,452 A few, I guess, but nobody's counting. 1271 01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:02,455 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi. 1272 01:24:02,539 --> 01:24:07,210 Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh? 1273 01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:09,713 And, uh, hanging out with people I know? 1274 01:24:09,796 --> 01:24:13,007 What time are you supposed to be home, anyway? 1275 01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:16,010 Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple hours ago. 1276 01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,513 That's bullshit. 1277 01:24:18,596 --> 01:24:20,932 That's major bullshit. 1278 01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:23,935 Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age. 1279 01:24:24,018 --> 01:24:25,937 - Aww! - "Aww!" 1280 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,816 Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up for you when you get home, because she will be. 1281 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,819 - I've been through it, and she's tough. - Yeah, well — 1282 01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:36,406 Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please. 1283 01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:41,953 What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him? 1284 01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:45,373 - Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise. 1285 01:25:03,892 --> 01:25:08,563 All right! Good. 1286 01:25:08,646 --> 01:25:11,107 - Thanks a lot, man. - Hey, man, no worries. 1287 01:25:11,191 --> 01:25:13,109 - Take care. - All right. 1288 01:25:13,193 --> 01:25:15,111 - Pick you up tomorrow, 4:00? - Okay. 1289 01:25:15,195 --> 01:25:17,113 Hey. 1290 01:25:17,197 --> 01:25:19,949 Aerosmith. Three weeks. Front row seats, babe. 1291 01:25:20,033 --> 01:25:21,951 All right. I won't forget. 1292 01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:26,956 So, uh, who's buying breakfast? 1293 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,960 - Not me. - I will, I guess. 1294 01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:30,960 - You coming along? - Sure. 1295 01:25:31,044 --> 01:25:32,962 - Night, John Boy. Ali. - Good night. 1296 01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:37,467 "Wood-a-been." What's going on? 1297 01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:39,469 Pink, my man. What's happenin'? 1298 01:25:39,552 --> 01:25:41,930 - Not a lot. - Cynthia, man? 1299 01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:44,307 - I like her, man. Very nice. - Yeah? 1300 01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:47,018 - Red's a good color for you. - My favorite color. 1301 01:25:47,101 --> 01:25:50,230 - Have you seen Jodi around? - Man, she left your ass. 1302 01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:53,817 Really? Well, you win some, you lose some. 1303 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,819 What about Peter Frampton? 1304 01:25:55,902 --> 01:25:57,821 - I like him. - Hey! 1305 01:25:57,904 --> 01:26:00,990 - Slater, what's happenin', man? - What's goin' on, man? 1306 01:26:01,074 --> 01:26:03,326 - Guys, what's goin' on? - Nothing! 1307 01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:06,704 - Pickford, what do you know? - What time is it? God. 1308 01:26:06,788 --> 01:26:08,706 Let's go smoke a joint, man! 1309 01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:13,503 On the 50-fuckin'-yard line, in honor of your daddy, Coach Conrad. 1310 01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:16,256 We're there! Great idea! 1311 01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:18,842 - The man with the plan. - Wanna come with me? 1312 01:26:18,925 --> 01:26:20,844 Okay. 1313 01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:22,846 Hey. 1314 01:26:22,929 --> 01:26:26,391 Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15. You there? 1315 01:26:26,474 --> 01:26:28,554 - Okay. - Don, y'all ride with me, man. 1316 01:26:28,601 --> 01:26:30,520 Let's hit it. 1317 01:26:30,603 --> 01:26:32,772 - This is cashed, man. - It's in there, man. 1318 01:26:32,856 --> 01:26:35,984 You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back, 'cause I got shotgun. 1319 01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:38,194 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - H-Hey! 1320 01:26:38,278 --> 01:26:41,698 Hey, hey, hey! Watch the leather, man! 1321 01:26:43,825 --> 01:26:45,743 Oh, fuck it! 1322 01:26:47,912 --> 01:26:51,833 - Don't you quit! Do you wanna hit him? - He was wide open! 1323 01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:55,420 - Do you want to hit him? - Jesus, son! You're wearing Rebel gray! 1324 01:26:55,503 --> 01:26:57,922 - Now, break down! Break down! - I'm sorry, Coach. 1325 01:26:58,006 --> 01:27:00,592 I want you on him like stink on shit! I say, stink on shit! 1326 01:27:00,675 --> 01:27:03,761 Break down! You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray, boy! 1327 01:27:03,845 --> 01:27:07,473 You don't deserve to wear it! You won't hit him? You won't hit him? 1328 01:27:07,557 --> 01:27:10,143 O.T.S.S.! Only the strong survive! 1329 01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,145 - Only the strong survive! - Only the strong survive, boy! 1330 01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:14,480 - Only the strong survive! - That's it! 1331 01:27:14,564 --> 01:27:17,483 Now, where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! 1332 01:27:21,738 --> 01:27:23,823 He fumbles! 1333 01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:26,826 Hey, man! 1334 01:27:26,910 --> 01:27:29,829 Hell, my grandmother can hit harder than that! 1335 01:27:29,913 --> 01:27:32,332 What the fuck, man? 1336 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:35,335 Course, she's an 8 foot 4, 652-pound, hairy-ass gorilla... 1337 01:27:35,418 --> 01:27:37,545 drives a Mack truck and runs the 40 in 10.2. 1338 01:27:37,629 --> 01:27:42,258 Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day. 1339 01:27:42,342 --> 01:27:44,344 Still drives that Mack truck though. 1340 01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,471 Hey, Pink, you got my papers, man? 1341 01:27:46,554 --> 01:27:48,932 Uh, yeah, there's some in my glove compartment. 1342 01:27:49,015 --> 01:27:52,727 I got 'em. Hit me on a slant. Give me the keys to an inside. 1343 01:27:52,810 --> 01:27:54,729 Hut. Down! 1344 01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:57,607 Marijuana on one! 1345 01:27:57,690 --> 01:27:59,609 Reefer on two! 1346 01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:02,612 Hut! Hut! 1347 01:28:02,695 --> 01:28:05,490 Wide open! 1348 01:28:05,573 --> 01:28:07,241 I got it! Sweet! 1349 01:28:07,325 --> 01:28:10,703 Oh! 1350 01:28:10,787 --> 01:28:12,705 That's pretty good. 1351 01:28:12,789 --> 01:28:14,707 - Don't you think? - Yeah. 1352 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:18,378 Could be, like, a little — I don't know. Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical. 1353 01:28:18,461 --> 01:28:20,380 - Does that hurt? - Oww! 1354 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,382 - Yes! Pl — It — - Sorry. Sorry. 1355 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:24,384 - It's a bruise. - Okay. 1356 01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:26,886 I don't know. Let me ask you something, though. 1357 01:28:26,970 --> 01:28:29,555 I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there. 1358 01:28:29,639 --> 01:28:32,684 I mean, it's not like I — You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, right? 1359 01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:34,686 Oh, no. You know — I don't know. 1360 01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:38,356 After a couple years, people won't even remember, really, who won or lost. 1361 01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:40,358 Yeah — No, you're right. 1362 01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:43,361 You read about, like, Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway — 1363 01:28:43,444 --> 01:28:45,863 You never read about who won or lost, just, they got into a brawl. 1364 01:28:45,947 --> 01:28:47,865 Right. Exactly. 1365 01:28:47,949 --> 01:28:50,868 Well, uh, thanks for the ride and breakfast and everything. 1366 01:28:50,952 --> 01:28:52,870 No problem. 1367 01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:57,333 Sure is nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking, isn't it? 1368 01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:02,296 Um — 1369 01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:13,975 Good night. 1370 01:29:26,612 --> 01:29:28,614 Good night. 1371 01:29:32,493 --> 01:29:35,204 - Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks. 1372 01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:42,545 "Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00... 1373 01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:44,547 or any other illegal activity —" 1374 01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:47,884 - Oh, not my shadow. - Slater, pay me for that. 1375 01:29:47,967 --> 01:29:51,888 - Found that in your glove compartment, man. - You're the third person who's given me this today. 1376 01:29:51,971 --> 01:29:53,890 God. 1377 01:29:53,973 --> 01:29:56,392 What do you reckon you're gonna do? 1378 01:29:56,476 --> 01:29:59,812 I don't know. I'll probably end up signing it. I just don't wanna give in so easy. 1379 01:29:59,896 --> 01:30:02,815 Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. 1380 01:30:02,899 --> 01:30:06,986 If it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try and make for ya. 1381 01:30:07,070 --> 01:30:11,574 You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. 1382 01:30:11,657 --> 01:30:17,413 And let me tell you this — The older you do get, the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. 1383 01:30:17,497 --> 01:30:21,125 You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. 1384 01:30:23,294 --> 01:30:26,214 Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man... 1385 01:30:26,297 --> 01:30:30,343 you should throw a little grass right in the middle, roll it up, sign the joint, man. 1386 01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:34,847 - That's gonna tell 'em something. - That's what I'll do. Assholes. 1387 01:30:34,931 --> 01:30:39,227 Yeah, they're all assholes. But think about it. We've had a lot of good times right here, Pink. 1388 01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:42,230 Yeah, I mean, come on, Pink. I can't believe this. 1389 01:30:42,313 --> 01:30:45,733 You act like you're so oppressed. Man, you guys are kings of the school. 1390 01:30:45,817 --> 01:30:48,861 You get away with whatever you want. What are you bitching about? 1391 01:30:48,945 --> 01:30:53,241 Look, all I'm saying is, if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life... 1392 01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:56,452 remind me to kill myself. 1393 01:30:56,536 --> 01:31:00,706 All I'm saying is, I just wanna look back and say... 1394 01:31:00,790 --> 01:31:05,253 that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place... 1395 01:31:05,336 --> 01:31:09,048 had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1396 01:31:09,132 --> 01:31:12,468 played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1397 01:31:12,552 --> 01:31:15,471 dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place. 1398 01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:21,227 Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation. 1399 01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,729 Ooh! 1400 01:31:23,813 --> 01:31:26,107 Oh, that's good. That's good. 1401 01:31:26,190 --> 01:31:28,109 - That's good, baby. - You know it's true. 1402 01:31:28,192 --> 01:31:31,028 - Is that the cops? - What the hell? 1403 01:31:31,112 --> 01:31:33,573 - Oh, shit. - Hey! All of you! 1404 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,575 Get over here! 1405 01:31:35,658 --> 01:31:37,577 - Now! - Hey, man, ditch that pot. 1406 01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:40,079 Is it illegal to be on the football field? 1407 01:31:40,163 --> 01:31:43,082 - I got some more in this fuckin' bag. - Dump it, dump it, dump it. 1408 01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:45,084 Come on, Slater. 1409 01:31:45,168 --> 01:31:47,086 What'd we do? 1410 01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:49,172 You got any Visine? 1411 01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:52,800 Man, I can't believe this. 1412 01:31:52,884 --> 01:31:57,388 If it ain't ol' Richard Wrath. How you doin', Dick? 1413 01:31:57,471 --> 01:32:02,602 Well, well, well. Couple of football players. 1414 01:32:03,686 --> 01:32:06,355 Wonder what Coach is gonna think of all this. 1415 01:32:06,439 --> 01:32:08,774 Line up. 1416 01:32:10,443 --> 01:32:12,361 - Wooderson. - Slavey. 1417 01:32:12,445 --> 01:32:16,199 Relivin' old glories on the football field? 1418 01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:18,201 Get through there! 1419 01:32:18,284 --> 01:32:21,913 You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't. 1420 01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:54,987 What? 1421 01:32:55,071 --> 01:32:58,324 Floyd! Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here. 1422 01:33:01,452 --> 01:33:03,454 Mornin', Coach. 1423 01:33:05,331 --> 01:33:09,585 So what the hell's goin' on? Why am I gettin' wake-up calls from the cops? 1424 01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:12,588 - That was nothin'. They just left just now. - False alarm, Coach. 1425 01:33:12,672 --> 01:33:14,674 Come here, Randy. Come here. 1426 01:33:16,384 --> 01:33:19,220 You been out with those losers all night? 1427 01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:21,305 Hey, Coach Conrad. 1428 01:33:21,389 --> 01:33:23,891 Remember me? Second period gym class? 1429 01:33:25,601 --> 01:33:28,020 That's the kind of people I was telling you about. 1430 01:33:28,104 --> 01:33:31,864 Trouble like this means nothing to that bunch of clowns. You're the one with something to lose. 1431 01:33:31,941 --> 01:33:34,860 - Coach, you don't even know them. - Randy — 1432 01:33:34,944 --> 01:33:37,905 How can you even pretend to talk that way? Huh? 1433 01:33:37,989 --> 01:33:42,243 Okay, Randy, I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about all this. 1434 01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:46,789 I want you to get your priorities straightened out, quit hanging out with that bunch of hoodlums... 1435 01:33:46,872 --> 01:33:49,333 and sign your commitment to your team. 1436 01:33:49,417 --> 01:33:52,670 - Have you done that yet? - I'm still thinkin' about it. 1437 01:33:52,753 --> 01:33:55,881 No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it, son! 1438 01:33:57,550 --> 01:34:00,344 You know, Coach... 1439 01:34:00,428 --> 01:34:02,346 I gotta get going. 1440 01:34:02,430 --> 01:34:05,641 Me and my loser friends, we gotta go get Aerosmith tickets. 1441 01:34:05,725 --> 01:34:07,727 Top priority of the summer. 1442 01:34:11,772 --> 01:34:15,568 Oh, uh, Coach, uh, I forgot. 1443 01:34:18,321 --> 01:34:20,865 I might play ball... 1444 01:34:20,948 --> 01:34:22,950 but I will never sign that. 1445 01:34:33,502 --> 01:34:35,421 Let's rock and roll. 1446 01:34:35,504 --> 01:34:39,592 All right, man! Livin'! 1447 01:34:39,675 --> 01:34:43,012 Shit, I'm gettin' my third wind. Let's get on the road. 1448 01:34:43,095 --> 01:34:46,015 - Let's go. You gonna come, man? - Shotgun! 1449 01:34:46,098 --> 01:34:48,017 Talk to you later, then. 1450 01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:51,228 - You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys? 1451 01:34:51,312 --> 01:34:53,606 - Yeah. - Time to boogie on outta here. 1452 01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:55,608 - Hey. - Let's do it. 1453 01:34:55,691 --> 01:34:57,693 So that's that, huh? 1454 01:34:59,862 --> 01:35:01,781 All right. 1455 01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:04,241 Slate. Aah! 1456 01:35:04,325 --> 01:35:06,327 I never get shotgun. 1457 01:35:21,300 --> 01:35:23,677 Uh, hi, Mom. 1458 01:35:23,761 --> 01:35:26,555 Mmm, okay, Mitchell. 1459 01:35:27,723 --> 01:35:30,643 This is your one get-out-of-jail-free card... 1460 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:32,645 so I hope you enjoyed it. 1461 01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,647 No. 1462 01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:38,275 Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you. 1463 01:35:38,359 --> 01:35:42,196 I'm — I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time. 1464 01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:46,367 But... next time you come in at sunrise... 1465 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,452 we've got problems. 1466 01:35:56,710 --> 01:36:00,548 And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride? 1467 01:36:00,631 --> 01:36:02,716 She's just, like — 1468 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,136 Have you been drinking? 1469 01:36:05,219 --> 01:36:07,179 No! 1470 01:36:07,263 --> 01:36:09,014 Are you drunk? 121144

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