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♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ The Two Of Us Together ♪

♪ It's The Only Place To Be ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ No Matter What The Weather ♪

♪ You Can Always Count On Me ♪

♪ Me And You ♪

♪ Are Stuck Like Glue ♪

♪ To Never Come Apart ♪

♪ You And Me ♪

♪ Couldn't Hurt A Flea ♪

♪ We're The Same Right Down To The Heart ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ It's Like Nothing ♪

♪ And It's Something That's Hard To Find ♪

♪ The Two Of Us ♪

♪ Are So Similar ♪

♪ You Know That I Can Read Your Mind ♪

♪ When The Rain Comes Falling Down ♪

♪ The Sun Will Come Right Back Around ♪

♪ 'Cause We've Got The Best ♪

♪ Nothing Less ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪♪

"Dog Psychic Stuns Experts"

Don't You Worry, Boy.

Everything's Gonna Be All Right.

Looks Like He's The Real Thing, Boy.

Mr. Morgan Is A Dog Therapist.

He's Been Gifted With A Psychic Connection To Canines.

So He Can Actually Read Their Thoughts

And Communicate With Them.

He'll Sit Your Dog Down For A Consultation

And See If He Can't Get The Heart

Of What's Really Bothering Him.

Is This For Real Or What?

Oh, Yes. Mr. Morgan Has Been Doing This For Years.

He's A Very Talented And Sensitive Therapist.

[ Snoring ]

Dog Therapist. This Is Bernice.

Dog Therapist-- For Crying Out Loud.

Why Do I Listen To You?

Oh, Really? Well, I Put That Check In The Mail Last Week.

Nothing In The Envelope? The Check Must've Fallen Out.

There's Nothing Going On In There.

Fifty Bucks Down The Drain.

Well, Maybe He Communicates With His Clients On A Higher Level.

That Does It. I'm Going In There.

You Can't Go In There!

What Did I Tell You?

He's Nothing But A Big Phony.

Well, Ah, We Were Making Some Real Progress.

Progress? You Were Sleeping!

Well, That's How It May Appear To The Untrained Eye.

Let's See What It Looks Like With A Black Eye.

You Know, I'm Sensing A Lot Of Hostility Here.

And That Could Really Cause Some Serious

Psychological Damage To Bosco.

From Which He May Never Recover.

And You're Gonna Have To Live With That,

Fine. Live With This...

I Happen To Be A Personal Friend Of The Mayor,

And I'm Gonna Have This Place Closed Down

Quicker Than You Can Say "Cease And Desist."

Get The Dog, Emily.

Come On, Bosco. Come On.

Oh, Sure. Like He Really Knows The Mayor.

This Is It! I've Just Had It, Jack.

It's Too Stressful!

Besides, I've Already Got A Line On A Job

With More Career Potential.

What Kind Of Job?

Drive-In Hostess At The Chicken Mart.

You Sure I Can't Talk You Out Of Leaving?

Positive.

What If I Give You A Raise?

I'd Settle For What You Already Owe Me, Jack.

I'm Sure Gonna Miss You, Bernice.

[ Knocking ]

A Customer!

Stop Packing. Put It Away.

Jack Morgan?

At Your Service.

I'm Clyde Windsor.

This Is Calvin.

Hello.

And This Unhappy Fellow Is Lucky.

He's Been So Upset And Agitated Lately.

I'm Very Concerned.

Yes, Yes, I Can See.

He Needs Immediate Attention.

Hmmm.

Could Be A Chewing Disorder.

Or Tail Anxiety.

Or Both.

Bernice, When Is My Next Open Appointment?

You're Clear Till Next Thanksgiving.

Shhh.

Well, Looks Like We Have A Cancellation.

We Can Get Started Right Away.

Please, Make Yourselves Comfortable.

Bernice, The Gentlemen Might Like A Cup Of Coffee.

So Would I.

It's Across The Street At The Diner.

Ha Ha, She's Great.

Ok. Well, Come On, Lucky.

This Won't Take Long.

Come On. This Won't Hurt A Bit.

That's It, Boy. Go Ahead.

Here We Go. Have A Seat.

Who Am I Kidding?

Your Head's As Empty As A Clear Sky, Isn't It?

Even If I Could Read Your Mind,

All You'd Be Thinking About Is Chasing Squirrels

And Drinking Out Of A Toilet.

Believe It Or Not, There Was A Time

When I Could Actually Do This.

For Real.

I Was Just A Kid.

Maybe It Was Some Kind Of Genetic Thing.

Well, Whatever It Was

It Just Faded Away.

[ Mystical Bark ]

Man, What Was That?

I Gotta Get Out Of This Office More Often.

I've Got To Get Some Fresh Air.

[ Mystical Bark ]

What The Heck Is Going On?

Wait A Second...

What Are You Looking At?

What Are You Up To?

All Right, That's It.

This Session Is Officially Over.

Oh, Done Already?

Yes. I'm Having Trouble Getting Through To Him.

I'm Sorry. It's Just Not Gonna Work Out.

Are You Sure?

I'm Positive.

Maybe You Should Just See Another Dog Therapist.

Or A Veterinarian. Anybody But Me.

Is Lucky All Right?

I Don't Know.

Is He Sick?

[ Mystical Bark ]

I Don't--

He's Worried About You.

Me?

He's Sensing Some Hostility...

From Two...No, Three People...

In Your Own Home.

How Did You Know About That?

Ah, To Be Honest With You,

I Have No Idea.

It Was Probably Just A Lucky Guess.

Listen. You Better Leave.

At Least, Let Me Pay You For Your Information.

Oh, No, No. No, No, No.

I Cut The Session Short.

I'm Not Gonna Charge You A Thing.

No, No. I Insist.

Now I Understand What's Been Bothering Lucky.

Well, I'm Glad I Could Help.

You Have A Remarkable Gift, Young Man.

Come On.

A Gift? It's More Like A Curse.

What Happened In There?

It's The Dog.

What, Windsor's?

Yeah, I Just...

I Got A Really Weird Vibe Off Him.

He Kind Of Spooked Me.

What Are You Talking About?

After All These Years, He's The Only One That I Almost...

He Just Rattled Me.

If You're Talking About You Know What,

You Haven't Had That Since You Were 14.

[ Phone Ringing ]

Yeah?

Oh, I See.

Jack, It's The Mayor's Office.

Well, I Happen To Be A Respected Canine Therapist.

Why Are You Laughing?

Listen. I Provide A Valuable Service To The Community.

Hello?

Well, Fine.

Pick My Bones While I'm Down, You Vultures.

I Can't Believe This.

This Is Totally Unfair.

Uh, Mr. Morgan?

Remember Me, Calvin Bridges?

Yes, Yes. You Work For, Uh...

Mr. Windsor.

Right.

I'm Sorry. Did I Come At A Bad Time?

Oh, No. I'm Just, Uh, Remodeling.

Uh-Huh.

What Brings You Here, Mr. Bridges?

Bad News, I'm Afraid.

Mr. Windsor Passed Away Last Week.

Oh, I'm Very Sorry.

He Was Such A Nice Old Guy.

Yes, He Was.

Now You're Needed At The Estate.

Why?

Something To Do With Lucky.

No, Thanks.

I Really Think You Should Reconsider.

I Told You I Want Nothing To Do With That Dog.

This Could Be Very Much Worth Your While.

Come On. Let Me Drive You Over.

No.

Why, You Got Something Better To Do?

Well...

I Think We're Ready To Begin The Proceeding.

First, Let Me Express My Heart-Felt Condolences

On The Death Of Your Uncle Clyde Windsor.

Thank You, My Dear.

It Has Indeed Been Very Devastating.

It's Been So Difficult.

Please Proceed.

Fine.

"I, Clyde Windsor, Being Of Sound Mind And Body

Yeah, Right.

"Do Hereby Bequeath My Worldly Possessions

"To My Only Living Heirs As Follows:

Yes!

"To My Nephew Ruben,

"Who Never Showed An Interest In Anything,

"Other Than His Own Comfort,

I Leave My Favorite Easy Chair."

I Always Liked That Chair.

You Moron,

He's Cut You Out Of His Will.

Who's Next?

"To My Niece Margaret,

"Whose Greed Is Rivaled Only By Her Vanity,

I Leave One Full-Length Mirror."

And...?

I'm Afraid That's It.

It's Mine! It's Mine!

What?!

Thank You, Uncle. Thank You.

How Dare He?

"And To My Sniveling Nephew Lyle,

"Who Has Always Been A Big Numskull,

I Leave Nothing."

What?

"That's Right, Lyle. Absolutely Nothing."

Oh, That's What It Says.

I Think That Just About Covers It.

Wait A Minute. Who Gets The Money?

The 64 Million Dollars?

The 64 Million Dollars Has Been Placed In A Trust Fund.

But Who Gets The Money?

Mr. Bridges? Uh, Mr. Bridges,

If It's Not A House Call

Then Why Are We Going To The Windsor Estate?

I Told You I'm A Very Busy Man.

I'm Practically A Doctor.

You're Meeting With Mr. Windsor's Attorney.

His Attorney?

Here We Are.

Wow. This Is The Place?

I've Seen Smaller Museums.

[ Arguing ]

That's Ridiculous! We Live Here!

What Are We Supposed To Do?

Is That Him?

Hi.

I'm Jack Morgan, The Dog Therapist.

I'll Kill You!

Stop It! You'll Kill Him!

Get Her Off Of Me!

Wait, My Foot!

I'll Be Back!

Are You Ok?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine.

I'm Jack Morgan.

I'm Here To See Mr. Windsor's Attorney.

That's Me. Allison Kent.

You're The Attorney?

Yes. You Seemed Surprised.

Uh, Well, I Am.

I Mean I Was.

Are You Ok?

Yeah. Yeah, Great.

Good. We Have Some Business To Discuss.

We Do?

Nice Place.

Perhaps You'd Like To Take A Look Around.

Yeah. Sure.

I Think I Should Tell You To Prepare Yourself.

The Situation That We're In Here

Is A Bit Unusual.

In Fact, I Think It's Safe To Say It's The First Of Its Kind.

When You Met Mr. Windsor,

I'm Sure You Noticed He Was A Very Unique Individual.

During His Lifetime He Amassed A Fortune Of 64 Million Dollars.

Well, That Definitely Qualifies As Amassing.

You Just Met His Only Living Heirs,

Who Could Best Be Described As--

Pond Scum?

Let's Just Say Mr. Windsor Thought They Were Undeserving.

So, That's Why Mr Windsor Decided To Leave His Entire Estate

To The Only One He Knew Possessed Enough Heart And Spirit

To Enjoy The Money Properly.

His Dog.

Lucky.

You're Joking, Right?

No, I'm Not.

Wait A Minute. How Does A Dog Inherit Money?

Well, The Entire 64 Million Dollars

Has Been Placed In A Trust,

And You Have Been Named Trustee.

Lucky's Permanently Translator.

His Legal Voice In All Matters

Regarding His Whims And Whishes

For Spending The Fortune.

The Dog Will Be In Control Of The Assets,

And You Will Be Working For Him.

Me?

Apparently, Mr. Windsor Was Very Impressed With You.

Really?

Wait A Minute.

Let's Get This Straight.

The Dog And I Have Control Of All The Money?

That's Right.

And All The Property, Including This Mansion.

If You Choose To Become Trustee.

Of Course, It Does Require Some Duties On Your Part.

Oh. Duties?

You'd Have To Live Here.

Oh, Gee.

And You'll Have A Full-Time Staff

Oh, A Staff? I Like The Sound Of That.

Are You Sure This Whole Thing Is Legal?

Ironclad.

Unless, Of Course, The Heirs Can Prove You're Mentally Incompetent.

Aw, Well, No Problem There.

I Mean, I Am Sharp As A Tack.

Mr. Morgan?

Huh?

So, Is There Anything Else?

Well, There Is The Matter Of Money.

Here's Some Credit Cards And Cash

To Tide You Over Until We Set Up Your Bank Account.

Oh, Excellent.

It's Been Very... Interesting.

I Think That Takes Care Of Things For Now.

Yeah, Well, Drop By Anytime.

I'll See You Later.

I'll Talk To You Tomorrow.

It's All Mine.

This Whole Castle Is Mine!

I Am Master Of The Manor.

I'm Lord Of The Castle.

I'm Lord Of The Flies.

Lord Of The Dance!

I'm Rich! I'm Rich!

I'm Really, Really Rich!

I'm Rich! I'm Rich!

I'm Really, Really Rich!

I'm Rich! I'm Rich!

I'm On Top Of The World!

Uh...What Can I Say? I've Never Been Rich Before.

And It Looks Like I'm Your New Driver.

Great.

I Live Upstairs In The West Wing.

I'll Be More Than Happy To Help You Find Your Bedroom.

Sure. I've Never Lived In A Place Where I Needed A Tour Guide Before.

Oh, Man, Have I Got A Weird Taste In My Mouth.

You Got A Mint?

No.

It Taste Like...

It Taste Like Shoe Leather.

Are You All Right, Chief?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine.

Ok. Follow Me.

Ok.

The Old Man Knew Exactly What He Was Doing.

He Was Trying To Teach Us Some Stupid Lesson

About The Real World Or Something.

All I Want To Know Is, How Do We Get Our Money Back?

According To The Will,

The Only Way To Dissolve The Trust

Is To Prove That The Trustee, Mr. Jack Morgan,

Is Mentally Incompetent.

He Claims To Be A Dog Psychic.

What More Proof Do You Need?

Can You Do It?

Of Course. Relax.

If It Takes Me More Than A Week I'll Retire.

But It's Going To Cost You.

How Much?

Thirty Percent.

What?

What?

I Think He Said Thirty Percent.

That's Thirty Percent Of Our Money.

Your Money Currently Belongs To A Dog.

Ooh!

Thirty Percent Of Squat Is Still Squat.

Do You Want Your House Back Or Not?

I Cost Because I'm The Best In The Business.

I Have You Back In Your Mansion, On Your Patio,

With That Dog On A Barbecue Spit, In A Couple Of Weeks.

But Thirty Percent Is What It Will Cost.

Take It Or Leave It.

Well, What Do We Do For Money In The Meantime?

You Could Always Take A Job.

[ Gasps ]

All Right, Cut Back On Your Spending.

Cut Back?

How Am I Supposed To Live?

I Used An Imported Shampoo.

Well, You Could Wear That Hat For A Week.

No, No, No, No. We Need A Court Order

To Be Able To Get Back Into The House,

To Be Able To Get Our Cars, Our Belongings--

Negative. I Don't Want You Going Back There

Until After The Trial.

We're Going For Emotion Here.

I Want To Be Able To Tell The Jury

That You Were Too Traumatized To Go Back.

Don't Worry. You'll Be Back In Your Rooms In No Time.

This Is An Outrage.

We Have No Credit Cards, No Cars.

I Can't Even Imagine What Kind Of Room We Could Rent

For The Amount Of Cash We Have On Us.

What Are We Gonna Do?

Shhh, Shhh, Shhh.

We'll Consider The Offer, Mr. Phister.

Thank You.

Come On. Let's Go.

I Can't Stand The Thought Of That Little Creep In Home.

Heaven Only Knows What He's Doing At This Very Moment.

It's Good! Jack Morgan Wins It Again!

Oh, No. Where's The Ball?

Where's The Ball?

I'm Going In.

[ Knocking ]

Mr. Morgan, It's The Housekeepers.

Would You Like Some Dinner?

Ooh!

Wait. Don't Be Afraid. I Live Here.

Miss?

Hello.

Look At These Sheets!

At Least, They're Clean.

But They're Cotton!

This Skin Has Never Slept On Anything Less Than 100% Silk.

And I'm Certainly Not About To Start Rubbing Elbows With Mattress Buttons Now.

This Is Unbearable.

This Is Completely Unacceptable!

How Much Longer Can We Be Expected To Endure This?

I Suggest We Take Matters Into Our Own Hands.

Tell Me. What Do You Have In Mind?

Why Pay That Greedy Attorney Millions Of Dollars

When We Can Handle The Problem Ourselves?

Yes? Yes?

If Lucky Becomes Unlucky

The Money Reverts To Us.

You Mean All We Have To Do

Is Change The Dog's Name?

No. If Lucky Has An Accident...

We Get All Of It Back.

Oh.

It's Too Risky.

Before We Go That Far,

Let's Get The Goods On That Phony Mutt Lover.

Let's Not Forget We're Down To Our Last Quarter.

Can I Use It For The Vibrating Bed?

Please?

I Know It's Strange

But Mr. Windsor Was Convinced

I'd Know Exactly How Lucky Wants The Money Spent.

I'm Neat And I'm Tidy,

I Eat The Normal Stuff At The Normal Times.

Nothing Fancy About Me.

I Think You'll Find I'm Just A Normal--

[ Mystical Bark ]

What?

What?

What Did You Say?

I Beg Your Pardon?

You Said Something About Going Outside.

Outside? No.

You?

No.

Oh.

What Was I Saying?

You Said You Were Normal And--

That's Right. I Am Perfectly Normal And--

Hey, If You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go.

Don't Let Me Stop You.

What?

You Just Said--

I Didn't Say Anything.

Are You Sure?

I Think I'd Know.

Then You?

Nothing.

Arf!

Oh, No.

What Is It?

He Just...

I Just...

Oooh!

Do You Know What This Means?

Yes. The Dog Wants To Go Outside.

How Did You Know That?

Because Dogs Always Make Those Whining Noises

When They Want To Go Out.

Oh. Right.

I'm A Dog Therapist. I Know That.

Will You Excuse Us For Just A Minute?

Can I Talk To You?

I'm Hearing You Inside My Head.

And You Can Understand Me Too, Can't You?

Arf!

Why Didn't You Tell Me

When We First Met At The Office?

Arf!

All Right, Maybe I Wasn't Listening,

But I Had A Lot On My Mind.

He's Talking To The Dog.

He's Very Strange.

You Don't Understand.

After All These Years It's Come Back.

Why Now?

I Knew This Setup Was Too Good To Be True.

Arf!

I Know You Need To Go Out.

Just Hold It, Will You?

Listen. I Have Been Through This Before

And It's No Fun For Me.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

All Right, Slow Down, Will Ya?

I Haven't Done This Since I Was A Kid.

Wait A Minute.

This Could Be Worse Than I Thought.

All Right, Listen.

I've Got To Ask You Something.

This Is Very Important So Think It Through Carefully.

What's Your Personality Like?

Do You Get Over Excited Easily?

All Right, You Don't Strike As The Type That Gets Too Hyper.

And That's Good Because It's Very Important To Stay Calm.

Whatever You Do, You Don't Want To Get Too Emotional.

Now, Tail Wagging Is Acceptable In Moderation.

An Occasional Outbreak Of Barking Or A Token Growl Is Fine Too.

You Just Don't Want To Get Too Excited.

Because It's Bad. It's Real Bad.

Why Is It Bad?

You Don't Want To Know.

People Might Think I'm Nuts.

He's Definitely Nuts.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

All Right, Already.

I Heard You The First Two Times.

You Want To Go Out, We'll Go Out.

Don't Think You're Gonna Be Barking Out Orders At Me, Either.

That's Not How It's Gonna Work Around Here.

Are You Listening To Me?

That's The Same Spot You're Circled Three Times Now.

Don't You Recognize It Yet.

Sorry. I Didn't Mean To Throw Off Your Concentration.

Oh, That's The Spot, Huh?

Great! I Think You Made A Fine Choice.

What?

Oh, For Crying Out Loud. I'm Not Watching.

I'm Waiting.

All Right, No Problem.

I Guess I Wouldn't Want To Be Watched Either.

Are You Finished?

Hello?

[ Barking ]

What?

A Bone?

All Right, Just Calm Down.

It's Just A Bone.

Stay Calm.

Lucky, Just Relax, Will Ya?

I Thought You Said You Didn't Get Excited That Easy--

Oh, No.

No! No!

What In The World?

Excuse Me.

Excuse Me!

Are You Sure You're All Right?

I'm Fine. Just Looking For A Bone.

A...A...A What?

A Bone. A Bone. I Need To Find A Bone.

I Buried A Big Juicy Bone Out Here A Few Nights Ago

And I Can't Remember Where It Is.

It's Driving Me Crazy.

I Can Smell It. I Know It's In Here.

I Can Just Taste It Too.

Hold The Phone. This Could Be Gravy.

Hallelujah, It's Still Got Some Meat On It.

You Need Help.

Baby, I Could Just Chew On You All Night.

How Dare You!

Oh, Come Here, You Tasty Morsel.

[ Barking ]

I Think He's Dangerous.

That Guy's A Fruitcake.

[ Glass Breaking ]

He's One Sick Puppy.

Excuse Me.

I Just Wanted To Let You Know We're Leaving Now.

It's Nothing Personal,

But I Think You Might Be Possessed By The Devil Or Something.

So We're Just Going To Go Now.

[ Howling ]

Oh, My Head.

My Shoe!

Lucky, Wake Up. We Gotta Talk.

Hey, Look At This Place.

Look At You.

Look At Me.

What Did We Do Last Night, Raid The City Dump?

Wait. Don't Even Answer That.

What Did I Get Myself Into?

All Right, This Is Not Gonna Go On Like This.

Do You Understand?

You Have Got To Concentrate On Not Getting Excited

And Behaving Yourself.

You Got It?

All Right, Then.

64 Million Dollars.

Just Keep Reminding Yourself Of That.

Ahem, I Hate To Interrupt.

Ah, Good Morning.

Morning.

So, You Talk To The Dog, Huh?

Yes, I Do.

And He Understands You?

I'm Afraid So.

And You Understand Him.

That's Right.

Ok. I See.

You Know, I've Known Ol' Lucky Here For A Few Years.

Why Don't You Ask Him Why He Chewed Up

My Brand New Italian Leather Gloves Last Week?

I'd Really Like To Know That.

Well?

He Says He Couldn't Resist.

He Loves Italian Food.

Is That So?

I Guess They Would Be Pretty Tasty At That.

Why Don't You Clean Yourself Up?

I'll Make Us A Pot Of Coffee.

Thanks.

Uh-Huh.

Look At This Stuff, Man.

What Are You, A Walking Garbage Can?

So, How Weird Did Things Get Last Night?

Let's Just Say For The First Time In My Life,

I Locked My Bedroom Door And Slept With My Light On.

That Bad, Huh?

You Want To Tell Me What's Going On Here, Chief?

Not Really.

Ok. Ok, Listen.

When Lucky Gets Excited,

When He Gets Really, Really Excited,

His Personality Kind Of Jumps Into Me.

And Then I Kind Of Become Him.

Arf!

What?

You Know, It's Kind Of Like...

Channeling.

You Become A Dog?

Cold Nose, Car Chasing, The Works.

He Expects Me To Believe This.

What, You Think I'm Making This Up?

Hey, Listen, Calvin.

I Wouldn't Blame You If You Left.

I've Been Here 15 Years.

I've Got A Good Thing Going Here. It's Home.

I Want It To Stay That Way

But If You Keep On Pretending To Be Lassie

They're Gonna Run Us Out Of Here

Quicker Than You Can Say, "Timmy Fell Down The Well."

Can I Fix You Some Breakfast?

Bacon? Eggs? Kibble?

No, Thanks. I Had Too Much Garbage Last Night.

Hey, How About You, Fella? You Hungry?

No. He Hasn't Had Much Of An Appetite

Since The Night The Old Man Died.

Here You Go, Lucky.

Breakfast Fit For A King.

You've Got To Eat, Lucky.

What's Bothering You, Pal?

Not Tonight, Lucky.

It's The Coldest Night Of The Year.

Arf!

You Know Just How To Get To Me, Don't You, Boy?

All Right, All Right, Come On.

You're Going Too Fast For Me, Lucky.

Wait A Minute. You'll Be Ok On Your Own.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

Lucky, It Wasn't Your Fault. He Was An Old Man.

I Know You Miss Him,

But Sooner Or Later, You've Got To Let Him Go.

Just Try To Remember The Good Times You Had Together

Like Going For Walks,

And Riding In The Car.

Those Are The Things That He Left Behind For You.

That's What You Have To Hold On To.

In The Meantime, You've Got To Eat.

I Know. You Need A Change Of Scenery.

What Do You Say We Go Someplace?

Arf!

Oh, You Like That Idea, Huh?

Where Do You Want To Go?

What? You Want To Go Where?

Oh, No. Not The Mall.

Ok, All Right, All Right.

We've Decided To Go To The Mall.

The Mall?

Ok. Well, I'll Bring The Car Around.

All Right. Just Don't Get Yourself All Worked Up.

Ok, We're Going To The Mall.

Just Stay Calm. Calm.

Oh Boy, Oh Boy, We're Going For A Ride.

I Apologize If You're Not,

But Are You By Any Chance The Dog Right Now?

I'm Covered In Fur, Aren't I? Who Else Would I Be?

Come On, Let's Roll.

Hold It. Serious Itch Coming On.

Oh, Honey. Come On, Bring It On Home.

That's Better.

Ever Get One Right Behind The Ear?

That Can Drive You Crazy.

Come On, Let's Get This Bucket On The Road.

I'm Gonna Need A Lot More Money For This Gig.

I Can See That Right Now.

[ Both Barking ]

[ Barking ]

Ha Ha Ha! Look At 'Em!

Better Than We Could've Hoped For.

He's A Total Maniac!

Get Close To The Limousine

So We Can Get 'Em On Tape. Hurry!

I Know What I'm Doing.

Are You Getting This On Video?

Every Bark Of It.

Hurry Up, Stupid! They're Getting Away.

Would You Stop Telling Me How To Drive?!

You Don't Even Have A License.

And Don't Call Me Stupid Anymore.

Look Out!

Now You've Done It, Lyle!

Well, It Was Your Fault.

At Least We Have That Raving Idiot On Video Tape.

Oh, No. I Forgot To Put A Video Tape In This Thing.

You What?!

Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!

Come Back Here!

Well, We've Lost Them.

Well, It's Time To Stop Pussyfooting Around.

Don't You Think It'll Look A Tad Suspicious

If Something Happens To The Dog So Soon?

I Pulled It Off The First Time, Didn't I?

We'll Break Into The House And We'll Get The Mutt Tonight.

This Time Next Week We'll Be Sleeping In Our Own Beds.

Everybody In Sync?

Maybe I Could Make A Deal With Him?

The Dog?

No, Our Mr. Morgan.

Oh.

I'll Use My Irresistible Charm.

Right.

Stop That.

Stop That!

I Gotta Chew! I Gotta Chew!

Oh, There's Happy Bumps In The Glove Compartment.

All Right, Already. Here.

Wow. What Just Happened?

You Took Another Little Trip To The Rubber Kennel.

We've Got To Figure Out A Way To Keep Lucky

From Getting So Excited.

Whatever You Say, Boss.

[ Ringing ]

Hello?

Ah, Yes, He Is, Ms. Kent.

Just A Minute.

Now, Remember, You Be Careful

Or You're Gonna Blow It For Both Of Us.

Hello, Allison.

Hi, How Are You?

Sure, Sure, I'd Love To Sign Some More Papers.

But Right Now We're On Our Way To The Mall.

Why Don't You Just Meet Us There?

Your Daughter? I Didn't Know You Had--

Well, Bring Her Along.

We're Going To The Pet Store.

Where Else Is A Dog Gonna Shop?

I Hate To Break It To You, Lucky,

But Dogs Just Don't Buy Furniture.

A New Dish, Maybe, Or A Studded Collar.

Arf! Arf!

It Does Look Comfortable, But--

I Don't Need To Try It.

Look, It's Your Money.

If You Really Like It Go Ahead And Buy It.

All Right, I'll Try It. Relax.

Remember, You're Got To Stay Cool.

Ooh, You're Right. This Is Nice.

And The Leather Doesn't Rub Your Fur The Wrong Way.

Get The Dog Off The Sofa, Please.

Oh, Sorry, But He Insists On Checking It Out Before We Buy It.

Well, It Happens To Be Our Finest Model.

$5,000.

What? Five Grand For A Sofa?

Arf! Arf!

Are You Sure?

Arf! Arf! Arf!

Whatever You Say.

We'll Take It.

Arf! Arf!

And That One.

Arf!

And That One.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

And The Two Red Ones Over By The Door.

Very Well. We Can Make Delivery Next Week.

No. I'm Sorry. He Wants Them Tomorrow Or The Deal's Off.

Would A 10:00 Delivery Be Satisfactory?

Come On. Make Up Your Mind, Lucky.

Great!

We'll Take A Pair Of These Too.

Hey, Here's A Nice One.

Soft, Squeaky.

Give It A Test Chew. See What You Think.

Too Squeaky?

Fine.

Here's Something No Home Should Be Without--

A Green Lamb Chop. What Do You Think?

Nah. I Didn't Like It Either.

Oh, Look At This--

Cheese-Filled, Smokey Flavor...

How About One Of These?

Arf! Arf!

Two Of 'Em?

Ok.

All Of 'Em?

All Right.

I Should Taste-Test This Stuff Myself

Because I'll Probably End Up Chewing On Most Of It.

Now What?

Ok, This Shopping Spree Is Officially Over.

Come On.

May I Have Him, Mom?

I'll Take Care Of Him. I Promise.

It's Not That Easy, Honey.

The Apartment's No Place For A Puppy.

He Needs A Yard To Play In.

Let's Move Back To The House With Dad.

He Has A Yard And Everything.

Nicole, You Know We Can't Do That.

Hi! Oh, What A Cute Puppy.

Did I Say The Wrong Thing?

We Don't Have Room For A Puppy

Because My Dad Got The House.

Nicole!

She's Not Married.

He Likes Me. What's His Name?

Lucky. And I'm Jack.

I Bet Lucky Would Love It

If You Came Over To Play Sometime.

Can I, Mom?

We'll See, Honey.

Hear That, Lucky. We're Gonna Be Friends.

There You Go. You Got Him?

Thanks. That Was Really Sweet.

Oh, Sure.

Any Friend Of Lucky's Is A Friend Of Mine.

Hey, I Have Some Documents I Need You To Sign If You Don't Mind.

No Problemo.

All Right.

Alrighty, Right There On The Dotted Line?

Yep, Right There.

[ Hissing ]

You Don't Like Cats?

Huh?

Mom, Lucky Wants To Lead!

Do You Have Time For A Little Walk?

Sure.

Hold On, Nic. We're Coming.

The Last Time I Spent An Afternoon Just Hanging Out At The Mall

I Was Still Living In Nebraska.

Nebraska? What Was Your Other Entertainment Option,

Tipping Over The Neighbor's Cow?

For Your Information, There's A Lot Of Fun Things To Do In The Midwest.

My Sisters And My Cousins, We'd All Hang Out.

My Mom Used To Call Us The Seven Musketeers.

Wow, There Was Seven Of You?

Boy, It Must Seem Real Quiet Now With Just You And Nicole.

Quiet's Ok.

But I Think She's Missing Out On Something Really Special.

Being From A Big Family, There Was Always Someone There For You.

Always.

Thanks For The Ride, Jack.

Oh, You're Welcome. I Love Trains.

When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Be An Engineer.

You Know, For A Bachelor, You're Pretty Good With Kids.

Oh, Well, Thanks.

I Guess I Do Have A Sensitive Side.

I'm Not One Of Those Guys Who Cries At The Drop Of A Hat,

But I Do Like Kids. And Girls Too.

In Fact, Allison, Would You Ever Consider...

[ Sniffing ]

Wonton Chicken!

Excuse Me.

Sweet And Sour Pork.

What?

I Can Smell It. It's Near. It's Near.

Yeah, It's Probably Over At Wonton Tommie's.

Yeee-Haaaa!

They Must Be Pretty Hungry.

I Guess So, Honey.

Come On. Let's Go.

Gotta Have More, More.

Table Scraps. Table Scraps.

What Is All This? Are They Remodeling The Place?

It Looks Like He Bought The Whole Stupid Town.

He's Having Steaks Delivered.

Tons Of Them.

What? Give Me Those!

Hundreds Of Chew Toys?

I Don't Believe This.

Now's The Time To Make My Move.

How Many Dogs You Got Here, Anyway?

Just One.

But He And The Dog Have A Very Special Relationship.

Just Go Pile This Up With The Rest Of The Stuff.

Admit It, You Overdid It.

Now Where're We Supposed To Put All This Stuff?

Lucky, Come On, Come On.

Can't You Wait Till Dinnertime?

Yoo-Hoo! Hello There.

Oh, My Dear Boy,

Please Allow Me To Apologize

For My Behavior The Other Day.

Say You'll Forgive Me.

Ok. Yeah, Sure.

You Can't Imaging How Distraught I Was

Over The Sudden Passing Of My Beloved Uncle.

But You Seem Like A Reasonable Young Man.

Uh-Huh.

Good.

Then We Can Discuss Business.

[ Jackhammer ]

What On Earth Are You Doing To This House?

Oh, We're Tearing Out The Marble Floors.

You're What?

It Was Lucky's Idea, Not Mine.

That Is Curara Marble!

Imported From Naples,

Hand Carved And Polished!

Yeah, But You Should Try Running On It.

Your Paws Slip All Over The Place.

Especially If You're Taking A Really Sharp Turn.

I See.

Do You Mind If I Ask What You Intend To Replace It With?

Watch It, Lady.

Astro Turf.

Oooh! Ha Ha.

But Of Course.

Where Were We?

Oh, Yes. Business.

I Was Thinking, Perhaps There's A Way

That We Could Both Profit.

Would You Look At That?!

What?

Bones!

Beef-Basted, Crunchy, Munchy,

Grade-A, Certified Bones!

My Goodness! Get A Hold Of Yourself.

You Know What I'm Gonna Do With Those Bones, Don't You?

Bury 'Em!

But Why?

Duh. So I Can Dig 'Em Up Again.

That Seems Rather Silly, Doesn't It?

You Don't Understand, Do You?

You Never Did.

You Gotta Dig 'Em Up.

Think About It.

It's 2:00 In The Morning

And You Got Nothing To Do.

All Of A Sudden, You Remember--

There's A Bone Buried In The Yard!

I Can Dig It Up And Chew It To Pieces.

You're Nothing But A Dirty, Filthy,

Disgusting Young Man!

What Did You Say?

Stay Away From Me.

There's Something I've Always Wanted To Do.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

I'm Warning You!

Aaaaah!

Well?

Did You Make A Deal With Him?

Not Exactly.

What Happened?

Let's Just Say He's A Very Disturbed Young Man.

All Right, Then, We're Gonna Do It My Way.

And I'm Gonna Really Enjoy Planning This One.

Let's Go.

I'll See If Everything's Ready.

Just Wait Here A Minute, All Right?

Calvin, You Ready?

Oh, Yeah. It's All Done.

Shhh.

I Hope He Likes It.

I'm Having A Ball Watching Him Throw Windsor's Money Around.

That's The Way A Dog Is When He's Free To Do Whatever He Wants.

Reckless Abandon.

Hey, Calvin,

I Really Appreciate You Keeping All My Little Freak-Outs A Secret.

I Just Don't Want Anyone To Know About This.

Especially Not Mr. Windsor's Attorney, Ms. Kent,

All Right?

No Problem.

Thanks.

All Right, Lucky, Come On.

Time To Play.

Come On In.

Come On.

It's All Yours, Luck.

Look What We Set Up For You, Lucky.

Your Very Own Sidewalk Cafe.

With Today's Special, Leg Of Moose.

You Made Your Mark, Lucky.

Cold Cuts, Hot Dogs,

Lamb Chops, Pork Chops,

Roast Beef And Burgers,

Kibble By The Carload,

Lip-Smacking, Liver-Flavored Candy,

Gumballs That Make Their Own Gravy.

How About A Couple Of Barrels Full Of Lo-Cal Chew Toys?

Well, What Do You Think?

Wait Till You See The Rest Of This Stuff.

Wait Till You See This.

You're Not Gonna Believe It.

Lucky, Looks Like You Hit The Jackpot.

Come On, Lucky. Get 'Em. Get 'Em.

You Still Miss Mr. Windsor, Don't You?

It'll Be All Right, Fella.

We'll Get Through This Together.

All Right? It's Just Gonna Take Some Time.

Right Now, I Am Pooped.

I'm Going To Bed.

I Had No Idea Taking Care Of A Pile Of Money

Could Be So Exhausting.

Hey, What You Doing, Lucky?

Looks Like He Wants To Play.

That Just Figures.

We've Got Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Toys In Here

And He Wants To Play With A Sock.

Ha Ha Ha.

All Right.

All Right, Come On, Come On.

I'm Gonna Get It. I'm Gonna Get It.

All Right, Lucky, We'll Play Again Tomorrow, Ok?

I'm Beat. I'll Catch You In The Morning, Calvin.

Ok. Good Night, Jack.

Good Night, Lucky.

What?

No, No, No. We Are Not Starting That.

No Means No.

Oh, All Right.

But Only For Tonight.

It's The Last Time I Send You To Buy Disguises.

You Have No Sense Of Taste Or Style.

It's All We Can Afford.

Will You Two Just Shut Up And Get Out Of The Car?

Get Out Of The Way.

We Don't Need A Ladder, Margaret.

It'll Be Easy To Climb The Fence.

They're Gonna Hear Us.

Remind Me To Kill You When I Get Down From Here.

It's Diet Time For You, Margaret.

Ooh!

Oowwh!

Hey, What About Me?

He's Gonna Cut The Alarm And The Telephones.

All Right!

Now This Is Gonna Take All The Lights Out.

We'll Wake Up The Entire Neighborhood.

Will You Get That Light Out Of My Face?!

Follow Me.

He's An Idiot.

It's One Big Canine Nightmare.

I Actually Kind Of Like This Carpet.

Shhh!

Ten-Shun!

Check Your Weapons.

Remember, This Dart Has Got Enough Sedative In It

To Knock This Mutt Out Cold.

We're Gonna Shot Him

And Then We're Gonna Drag Him Out Of Here.

All Right?

She Has No Camouflage On.

You Have-- Oh!

Here.

Do I Have To?

[ Squeak ]

I'm Sorry.

Get With The Program.

[ Dart Gun Fires ]

Oh, I Thought I Got Him.

Ooh!

Oow!

What Were You Doing Under There?

I Was Hiding!

Get Up! Get Up!

I'll Be Fine...Whoa!

If This Is His Idea Of Decorating

We Oughta Put A Dart In Him.

Ooh! Ooow!

Ha Ha Ha!

Whooa!

Wake Up. Wake Up, Lucky.

Did You Hear That?

Let's Go Check It Out.

You Have To Watch Where You Aim That Thing.

Oh, Let's Just Get Out Of Here.

There's Someone In The House.

Well, Push The Emergency Button On The Alarm System.

I Tried It. It's Dead.

911?

The Phones Are Out Too.

Come On.

You Go Downstairs.

Lucky And I'll Cover The Upstairs.

Here. You're Gonna Need Something To Protect Yourself With.

What Am I Supposed To Do With This Thing?

Hit 'Em With The Dry End.

Let's Go.

Aah!

Will You Stop Sneaking Up On People?

I Was Here First.

Follow Me.

Aaaah!

You Cretins!

Margaret, I Thought You Were The Dog.

[ Growling ]

That's Him. Shoot Him! Shoot Him!

Shut Up!

Where's Your Dart?

I Gotta Reload.

I'm The Only One Around Here Man Enough To Do The Job.

All Right, Everybody, Freeze!

I Missed.

Grrrrr!

Aaaah!

Snap Out Of It!

Come On, Jack. Come On.

I'm Gonna Go Next Door And Call The Cops.

I Know Who It Was--

Windsor's Creepy Relatives.

Did You See Them?

No. It Was Too Dark.

Then How Did You Know It Was Them?

You Smelled Them?

That's Right.

Excuse Me.

Detective, You're Just Gonna Have To Take My Word For It.

I Know Their Scent.

What, Cologne, A Cigar?

What Exactly Did You Smell?

Never Mind.

You'll Never Believe Me.

Send Them In.

Well, We've Thought About Your Proposal

And We're Willing To Take You Up On It.

Well, The Case Is More Complicated Than I Thought.

So My Price Is Going Up.

It's Now Fifty Percent.

Fifty Percent?!

That's Almost Half.

You're A Low-Life, Opportunist!

Yes.

And I Have A Law Degree To Prove It.

Set...Hike!

Go Long! Go Long!

Touchdown! Whooo!

Nice Catch!

[ Door Chimes ]

Hi.

Hi.

You Remodeled.

Yeah. We Really Love How It Turned Out Too.

You Do?

Jack, We Have A Problem.

Where's The Tv?

It's Right In Here.

What's Up?

The Local News.

And You're Not Gonna Like It.

Windsor's Heirs Claim Their Uncle Was Mentally Unstable

At The Time He Wrote His Will,

Which Made Lucky The Richest Dog In The World.

Not Only Did He Leave The Dog Millions Of Dollars,

But He Appointed A Dog Psychic As Trustee.

In Our Suit Against The Estate

We Allege That The Dog Psychic, Jack Morgan,

Is Himself Mentally Incompetent

And May Have Taken Advantage Of The Elderly Mr. Windsor.

Keep In Mind That This Young Man--

That's Not True.

...As A Dog Therapist,

But Also Claims He Can Read Dogs' Minds.

That's Right.

He's Either A Con-Man Or A Lunatic.

Hardly The Type Of Individual

Responsible Enough To Serve As Trustee For This Estate.

Oh, Boy.

Yeah...And...What He Said.

There You Have It.

One Of The Strangest Cases We've Seen In A Long Time.

A Bitter Battle That Can Best Be Described

As Dog Eat Dog.

Reporting Live--

I Didn't Take Advantage Of Mr. Windsor.

Relax, Ok? I Saw This Coming.

Whenever There's This Much Money Involved

There's Always A Dispute.

Well, What Are We Supposed To Do?

We Go To Court.

They Say You're Nuts We Say, Prove It.

Well, Can They?

Of Course Not.

Well, Not Unless There's Something You're Not Telling Me.

Is There?

No.

Are You Sure?

Because I'll Fight For You, Jack,

But You've Got To Tell Me Everything

Before We Get To Court.

You Know What I Know.

Ok. Bring 'Em On.

So I Walk Into His Office And There He Is, Asleep.

And Where Was Your Dog?

Up On The Desk Eating A Sandwich.

Mr. Mooney, Why Did You And Your Wife

Bring Your Dog To Mr. Morgan In The First Place.

Because He Was Eating Too Much.

[ Laughter ]

He And The Dog Were Digging In The Dirt

Looking For Bones, Barking And Howling.

With Him Talking To The Dog Like He Understood Every Word.

Then What Happened?

You Mean After He Made Improper Advances Toward Me?

Yes.

He Chewed Up The Furniture, Tore Apart The Cushions,

The Pillow, Everything.

The Dog Did That?

Both Of Them Did That.

When I Got There,

He Was Head First In The Garbage Can.

The Dog Too.

And What Was Mr. Morgan Doing In The Garbage Can?

I Don't Know, But When I Pulled Him Out

He Had A Hotdog In His Mouth.

[ Laughter ]

It's A Simple Question, Mr. Bridges.

You Live At The Mansion.

Surely You Observe Mr. Morgan's Conduct.

I Like To Keep To Myself.

Are You Saying You've Never Seen Jack Morgan

Exhibit Unusual Behavior?

Depends On What You Mean By Unusual.

Very Well.

Would You Describe Mr. Morgan As Normal?

There's All Kinds Of Normal.

Mr. Bridges,

Have You Seen Jack Morgan Act Like A Dog?

I'm Afraid You'll Have To Answer The Question.

Ok.

Yes, On Occasion.

Now We're Getting Somewhere.

Details, Mr. Bridges.

Details.

This Could Take Some Time.

As A Practicing Dog Therapist,

You Claimed You Could Actually Read Dogs' Minds.

Isn't That Correct?

Yes.

And When You Made That Claim To Your Clients,

Was It The Truth?

No.

But When I Was Younger I Actually Could Read My Dog's Mind.

And For Some Reason I Can Read Lucky's Mind.

Of Course You Can.

With Millions Of Dollars In Your Control,

Suddenly The Old Power Comes Back.

What A Coincidence.

Objection!

Overruled, But Move It Along, Counselor.

Let's Get This Straight.

You Were Lying Before But Now You're Telling The Truth, Right?

That's Right. I'm Through Lying.

Let's Be Clear About This.

You Claim You Can Read Lucky's Thoughts,

Isn't That Correct?

That's Right.

That's Very Interesting.

What's On His Mind Now?

Your Shoes.

My Shoes?

Oh, Yeah. He Loves To Chew On Leather.

It's His Favorite.

Very Clever.

I'm Sure You Had Lots Of Clever Answers

For The Elderly Mr. Windsor

When He Came To You In Ernest

Believing You Could Actually Help Him.

Objection!

Sustained.

No More Questions.

You May Step Down, Mr. Morgan.

It Was A Harmless Visit.

I Simply Intended To Reminisce,

To Have One Last Look,

To Feel The Presence Of My Dear Departed Uncle.

And Then...Then...

That Monster Turned Violent And Cruel.

I Can't Go On!

I Know This Is Difficult.

What Did He Do?

He Chased Me Off The Property.

The Home I Once Cherished.

Galloping On All-Fours,

Howling Like A Beast.

Then What?

Then He Attacked Me.

He Attacked You?

With His Fists?

No.

How Then?

With This Teeth!

Ladies And Gentlemen,

I Offer This Torn And Tattered Skirt To The Court,

Plain And Simple Evidence

Of The True Mental Depravity

Of Mr. Jack Morgan.

Arf!

Arf!

So, When Did You Plan On Telling Me About Your Mental Condition?

It's Not A Mental Condition.

I'm Your Attorney, Jack.

You Were Supposed To Tell Me Everything.

I Didn't Want You To Think I Was Crazy.

Well, Now I Know You're Crazy.

So, What Do We Do?

We Go Back In That Courtroom And Take Our Licks.

You Lose It All,

And I Move To A City

Where They've Never Heard About This Case.

Wait A Minute, You're Giving Up?

It's Over, Jack.

The Relatives Get Everything,

Including Lucky.

What?

No.

No Way.

They Can Have The Money But They Can't Have Lucky.

It Doesn't Work That Way, Jack.

Allison, I Can't Leave Lucky With Those Vultures.

He Won't Last A Week.

Put Me On The Stand.

I Can Prove I'm Not Crazy.

How?

There's Something Else I Haven't Told You About Yet.

I Can Sort Of Channel Lucky.

I Know It's Weird But It's True.

What Are You Talking About?

Allison, The Dog's Voice Will Come Out Of My Mouth.

You're Kidding?

I Wish I Was.

Allison, You Gotta Believe Me.

What Will He Say?

I Don't Have The Slightest Clue.

Ms. Kent, Will You Call Your Next Witness?

Your Honor, With The Court's Permission,

We Are Prepared To Demonstrate Conclusively

That Jack Morgan Can, In Fact,

Read Lucky's Mind.

This Oughta Be Interesting.

This Is A Waste Of The Court's Time, Your Honor.

Afraid Of The Truth, Mr. Phister?

Ha Ha, No,

But You Have Failed To Produce One Witness

To Support His Claims.

If You Can Bring One Person Into This Courtroom

Who Believes Jack Morgan Can Read This Dog's Mind,

I'll Agree To A Demonstration.

I Believe Him, Your Honor.

Do Your Stuff, Pal.

Jack, Will You And Lucky Please Take The Stand?

All Right, Mr. Morgan,

Please Tell The Court What Lucky Is Thinking Right Now.

I...I'm Not Sure.

Your Honor...

Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait.

Hey, Hey, Come On, Boy.

What's The Problem? I'm Trying To Save Our Tails.

I Know I Told You Not To Get Over Excited

But Now's Your Chance To Really Let Loose.

Lucky, Pay Attention.

I'm Sorry, Your Honor.

I Need Just Another Minute.

He Needs To Get Worked Up And Emotional.

I Think We've Seen Enough, Your Honor.

This Demonstration Proves Just One Thing.

That Jack Morgan Will Do Anything

To Get His Hands On The Inheritance.

The Windsor Estate

Rightfully Belongs To His Blood Relations,

Not This Ignorant Dog.

Jack Morgan Is A Phony And A Fraud.

No Better Than The Mindless Beast

He Claims To Communicate With.

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Arf! Arf! Arf!

Calm Down, Calm Down.

It's Ok, Lucky. Relax.

Calm Down. Calm Down, Boy.

Good Boy, Good Boy. Calm Down.

There You Go. All Right Now.

Uuh. Uuh. That's The Spot.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Whoa, Nelly.

That's The Spot.

Ok, Sit Up. Sit Up Now.

Come On. Sit Up.

Am I Speaking To Lucky Now?

In The Fur.

What's Up?

This Is Just An Act.

We'll Just See.

Please, Face The Jury.

Choose An Object, Mr. Phister.

Show It To Lucky

But Do Not Let Mr. Morgan See It.

What's This, Lucky?

Looks Like A Stolen Hotel Pen.

Did You Take The Towels Too?

[ Laughter ]

Nothing But A Good Guess.

Try Something Else.

You Honor--

Do It.

Oh, Chocolate Caramel Nugget With Roasted Peanuts.

My Favorite. I'm Drolling.

When's Lunch, Anyway?

Extraordinary.

This Is Outrag--

What Else Can You Tell Us, Fella?

I Say We Cut To The Chase Here, Judge.

There's A Very Good Reason

Why My Master, Mr. Windsor, Cut Those Three Out Of His Will.

They're Pinheads.

Oh, Sure, They Act Like They're Purebreds,

But The Truth Of The Matter Is,

They're The Runts Of The Litter.

Mr. Windsor Knew That Jack Had Something Extra Going For Him.

And With My Help He's Starting To Learn

How To Get The Best Out Of Life.

Jack's Not Crazy.

A Little Boring, Maybe,

But Most Two-Leggers Are.

I Don't Know,

Maybe You've Got To Have A Lifespan As Short As Mine

To Get This,

But You've Got To Enjoy Every Minute Of Your Life.

It's The Simple Things That Matter.

The Sweet Song Of A Can Opener,

Those Precious Moments When You Catch Your Own Tail.

Enjoy 'Em While You Can,

Because You Could Run Out Into The Street

Get Hit By A Bus At Any Minute,

And Boom, Lights Out.

Lucky, Are You Ok?

Not Tonight, Lucky.

It's The Coldest Night Of The Year.

Ah, You Know Just How To Get To Me, Don't You, Boy?

All Right, All Right, Come On.

You'll Be Ok On Your Own.

Jack?

Jack? Jack!

Jack!

What Did You Do With The Cup, Lyle?

Huh? Lucky Doesn't Know What You Put In That Cup, But I Do.

You Poisoned The Old Man, Didn't You? It Was Murder.

You Killed Your Uncle.

Arf!

Put The Gun Down!

Put It Down!

Everybody Freeze. Put The Gun Down.

Put It Down.

Come On, Let's Go.

[ Gunshot ]

Lucky!

What On Earth Were You Thinking Of?

Well, If It'd Worked You Wouldn't Be Complaining.

Come On, Lucky.

Hey, Buddy, Hang In There.

I Need You As Much As You Need Me.

Lucky...

Look, He's Fine!

The Bullet Just Grazed His Ear.

Oow!

[ Laughter ]

Ok, So What's The Big Surprise?

Be Patient, Be Patient.

Mommy, Look. Jack Bought Me The Puppy I Wanted.

We're Gonna Keep Him Here At Lucky's House.

How Cute!

It Really Wasn't Necessary.

I Know, But, Like You Said,

You Want Nicole To Feel Like She's Part Of A Big Family,

And, Well, I Was Hoping That Maybe You Do Too.

We're Here For You, Allison.

All Of Us.

Lucky Finally Realized All The Dogs At The Pet Shop Were For Sale,

Just What We Need, More Dogs.

Well, Pal, You Got Everything You Ever Wanted.

I Guess The Old Man Knew What He Was Doing

When He Named You Lucky.

Arf! Arf!

Yeah, I Guess I'm Lucky Too.

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ I Know It Sounds Funny ♪

♪ But We're Lucky As Lucky Can Be ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ You're Always On The Money ♪

♪ 'Cause You Know You Got A Buddy In Me ♪

♪ No Matter What They Do Or Say ♪

♪ We'll Never Be Alone ♪

♪ 'Cause What We Got Is Here To Stay ♪

♪ And We're Lucky Right Down To The Bone ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ The Two Of Us Forever ♪

♪ We're Together Right Till The End ♪

♪ The Very Best ♪

♪ There's Nothing Better ♪

♪ Than To Know You've Found A Friend ♪

♪ 'Cause I've Got You ♪

♪ And You've Got Me ♪

♪ There's No Better Place To Be ♪

♪ We'll Always Have The Best And Nothing Less ♪♪