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Nathan: Previously

on "Workin' Moms"...

- Pregnancy test?

- They're ovulation tests.

- I think that it would

be best if I just walk away,

right now, before things

get complicated.

- Sonia I...

- Lionel, will you marry me?

- Anne, when you marry me,

I want it to be because I'm the

most beautiful boy in the room,

not because you're compensating

for some lie you told

about your ex-husband.

Burt: You're clearly bright.

And after a few years,

if your company survives,

which most don't,

we can have another

conversation.

- I got peri-menopause.

- Menopause.

- It means I can still

get pregnant,

but my door is closing.

- Okay, uh Alice, remember,

I need you to warn me

of obstacles,

otherwise I'm gonna

get trust issues.

- Chair!

that one's a little late but...

- Okay, all right,

Alice: You can take your

blindfold off now.

- Oh my God, something

is happening.

- Alice and I have been

talking,

and we've decided to keep you.

Lionel, you are everything

that I want.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I can't do that.

I can't do-that is a young

man's game. Ow.

- Lionel, will you continue

to spend

the rest of your life with me?

I don't want another big

wedding,

but if you're into it, we could

do a commitment ceremony.

Just with our close friends.

We should- hoo!

- It's okay. You just-you can

take your time.

- Jesus, Dad!

- Uh...

- Wow, okay. Yes!

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

- Don't be gross.

Mom, I've got this from here.

I'll get the ball rolling

on the ceremony.

For tonight, I've got a

bachelor-bachelorette party

set up for you guys

in the living room.

- Alice has asked to be the

commitment ceremony planner.

I thought that that would be

a very good outlet for her.

- No strippers!

- I'm just so thrilled

we can all be together

for Anne's big day!

- Thank you for this, Val.

This is very cool of you.

- My pleasure.

Still a little short,

but that's okay.

- How you feelin' about

round two?

be more excited.

I know my mom couldn't

- Well, my mom didn't

even respond, so.

- How you doin'?

You wanna talk about it?

- Uh uh.

- Hey, can I pick your brain

about something?

I'm thinking of having

another... kid.

- What the hell?

- I know how it sounds,

it's just--

- You have been saying, on

loop, "no more creatures,"

since Charlie's been born.

- I know but--

- And you're opening up

your own business!

- Totally, it's just...

look, my window is kinda...

closing here,

and this could be my last shot.

- Dude, just take a second

and think about it. Okay?

And either way,

know that I got your back.

- Guys, are these too much?

- Did they even do anything

to those?

- It's like being friends

with Little Kim.

- It's Lil'.

- Hm, no,

- Lil'. Abbreviated.

I think it's Little Kim.

- So Ll?

- Yeah.

- L-l-l Kim. Lil'. Lil'.

- Stop that.

- Yeah. Mhm.

Ian: And here's the bright

blue option. Huh?

It says I'm a lot of fun,

but also I've got secrets.

Okay, do not go anywhere.

We're not finished here.

Whoa.

- Hi.

- Hi!

What are you doing here?

- I don't know.

Uh, I was on my way to renew

my driver's license,

and that always

stresses me out.

You know, the lines and...

and then I found myself

doing the voice

that you do to make me laugh,

and it did, and...

and it made me feel better...

and then worse.

- Okay.

- I like you a lot, and...

it's like I was so worried

about the end,

I was just afraid

to let it start.

your favourite colour.

I mean, I don't even know

- Come here.

- It's aqua.

- Wow, you've really got it

covered

as far as cocktail attire

is concerned.

- I know. I overdid it.

I didn't know

what was acceptable.

- Okay, you go.

I got this.

- Okay.

Hi.

So, let's see, Zoe girl,

which one sends the right

message?

Def not this one. Uh...

you know, I never noticed

how beautiful your eyes are.

Yeah.

And do you know what would go

great with those eyes of yours?

This one! See!

Though I'm pretty sure

I saw this exact piece

in "Miss Saigon."

- Little help.

- Oh, what would you do

without me?

- Oh God, what would I do

without you?

Roaming a beach somewhere,

childless and free.

- Sipping a margarita.

- You look good.

Charlie: Daddy! Daddy!

- Oh.

- Oh, I'll go help the sitter.

- Thanks, babe.

Hm?

Arg... just a second...

come on you...

Hello.

Goddamn it.

Burt: This a bad time?

- Uh no, sorry,

it's just this zipper

can be a bit of a bitch.

Wait, who's this?

- It's Burt Namb.

- Oh uh, Mr. ...Mr. Namb.

Hi, uh, sorry for

the profanity.

I'm just desperately trying

to get into this wedding dress.

- Oh, you're getting married.

Congratulations.

- No, I'm already...

it's for a friend's wedding,

I'm just trying

to get dressed for it.

- Gotcha. Well, I-I'll get to

the point.

My partner and I sat down

last night,

we reviewed our options

for PR representation,

it's because he's dying or not,

and well, I-I don't know if

but right now he's

a sucker for a good story,

and yours is pretty good.

- Are-are you-are you saying...

- Well, we've had a change

of heart.

to hire your firm.

We'd officially like

If you're still interested.

- Yes. Um, yes.

- Great.

- Yes!

- I'm not gonna sugar-coat

this.

It's a tough gig, all right,

there's a lot of travel.

and I like your company.

- I like tough, I like travel,

- We'll be in touch with

a formal agreement.

- I... sounds great!

- Great.

- Bye.

Yes! Yes!

Ha!

Ha!

- Do you have any medicine

for motion sickness?

- What? Why?

- It's just, you know,

I've dreamed of this day

since I was a little boy.

But now it's here.

carries a lot of weight for you,

- Honey, I know this day

but we've already done

the work, okay?

This is just supposed

to be fun.

- I'm having fun.

- You wanna tell me why

you're not ready yet?

Or, I'm gonna--

- You can back off, missy.

- You're gonna what?

Get dressed?

- You know what?

Go to your room!

- You go to your room!

- Enough!

- Alice, this is a very

high-stakes day for me,

and I love you.

But you're frightening.

- Alice?

- I'm sorry.

I just wanna make sure you guys

actually get married. Okay?

- Sweetheart,

we're gonna have a wonderful

ceremony today.

Okay? But I want you to know

that none of this matters.

- Excuse me, what?

- Because we are going to love

and support each other always,

whether we have a party or not.

- Ladies!

- Oh my God.

Kate: Are you serious?

Jade: Wow, nice dress.

- Congratulations on your

big day.

- Thank you. It's quite

the day for everyone.

- Alicia, your husband here?

- Oh yeah, he is,

he's just at the bar.

- Ah.

- Holy shit!

- What?

Frankie: Wow, you never said

you were married to a model!

- Oh, who, Franklin? No, no.

He's an engineer.

- With a more open mind

to cunnilingus.

Thanks to my counselling.

You're welcome, Alicia.

- Val, that is supposed

to be private.

- Where's the Mountie, Val?

- Well, I thought today was

really about girlfriends.

Also, he's in a full-body cast.

Ian: Guys.

- Hi, man.

- How are ya?

- You didn't get a sitter?

- Um, she's my plus one,

and she's dressed to kill.'

- And who's your other guest?

- Oh, guys, meet Sonia.

Sonia's my girlfriend.

All:

- Yeah.

- Congratulations.

- It's so good to finally be

meeting you guys.

I've heard a lot about you.

- You too, man.

Kate: Oh, hi!

Did not wash her hands.

Wiccans.

- What are we doing in here

anyways?

- Wouldn't you like to know?

- You brought the ovulation

stick.

You really wanna start

this right now?

where we met?

- Have you forgotten

Bathroom stalls

are basically our Paris.

Romance, baby.

Now here's how

it's gonna go down.

You are gonna watch me pee

on this thing, okay,

and I read the box.

If we get a smiley face in

three minutes, it's go time.

Dip, dunk, bang city,

clang-de-clang combat.

Talkin' about sex, Nathan.

- I got it.

But maybe we get your business

up and running first,

before we try to make

another baby.

- Yeah, I know, figured with my

sexy menopause and everything

you know, I just-

- No, no, no, no, listen,

I feel the pressure too.

Maybe we see where these

leads take us.

All right, fuck it.

I guess I just thought you

might wanna put a baby in me,

that's all.

- Oh. Oh God.

(Kate and Nathan

breathe heavily)

- Hey guys.

- Kate. Where have you been?

You look a little flushed.

- Stop.

- Psst, hey guys! Does anybody

know how to tie a bow tie?

- Shameful.

- Yeah, I gotcha.

Can you watch Greta?

- Of course.

- May I have some juice please?

Yes.

- Of course you can.

- Oh, Katie, it's so nice to

see you with a little girl.

- Mhm.

- Charlie needs a sibling.

Tick, tock, tickety-tock, tock.

- You didn't say no.

- Well...

Oh, Katie, this is such good

news.

To be honest, I've already

started a hope chest.

- Let's get you that juice,

all right?

Greta: All right. Hee hee!

- See, they're always running.

- Oh, Kate!

- It's a lot of work, Mom.

- Congratulations.

- It's not okay.

- No, no, no.

- Hey. Hey-hey-hey.

- Mom, the ceremony's

about to start.

What are those earrings?

- Alice, just go make sure your

father's not crying.

- Um...

- Hey, dude, where were you?

- Hey. Sorry, um,

Greta wanted uh,

some juice and...

- You good.

- Hm. Yeah.

So, it's the big moment.

- Yeah, it is.

- You look amazing.

- Hm.

Lionel's walking after me.

- Of course he is.

- Just means a lot to him.

- Yeah.

- Um...

did you see my mom out there,

at all?

- No I-I didn't.

- Okay.

Can't say I didn't try, right?

- Anne, I'm so sorry.

- No, it's fine.

It's-it's fine.

- Good news is,

your family's already here.

Lionel, me,

we chose you, you know?

Not to mention those two

gorgeous daughters of yours.

- You like him, right?

- Look, there are very few

things I am sure of anymore.

But you, and Lionel,

you're one of them.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Are you ready?

Let's get you married.

- Ah!

Okay.

- Oh my.

I'm just looking for my seat.

- Hoo.

- You may be seated.

I said sit down.

- Wow.

- I have been given

the responsibility

of officiating this wedding.

- Alice.

- Sorry.

Commitment ceremony.

Anyway, I'm in charge,

and I'd like to start off

with the vows.

- Oh, uh...

Should have numbered these.

Ha.

Some people take Cipralex

to be whole.

Me, I take Anne.

Anne's not shy about fighting

for what she wants in life,

even when it's controversial.

- I'm happy to say that I fall

into that category,

and I promise I will never take

that for granted, ever.

I promise I am going

to fight for you,

and I will protect you,

and I will protect Alice,

and Jayme, forever,

even if I have to put my

foot down from time to time.

- Woo! I've alphabetized

my thoughts,

'cause there's so many,

so here we go.

- Oh.

- A. A, is for adornment.

I like it because it sounds

like ornament,

of our first Christmas.

which reminds me

B, is for beautiful,

because you're the most

beautiful woman

I have ever met.

- B is also for brioche,

which is what we had

on our first date.

Anyways, I'm gonna skip ahead.

I'm gonna skip ahead.

Jane: Well, here we are.

- Yup, here we are.

That's it? You're not gonna

say anything?

- Nice earrings.

Eleanor: Hello!

- Oh, this bitch.

- I just wanted to say

that I have been

at both of Anne's weddings,

and this one is just as lovely

as the first one,

and hopefully it'll be

the last one.

Kate, do you remember

when you told me

that you didn't want

to get married?

And look at you now with your--

Jane: That's enough!

Just walk away!

Walk away, lady.

I wanna to get this right

this time.

Anne, I'm very proud of you.

You've always done things

your own way,

and Lionel is an interesting

choice.

But he loves you very much,

just the way you deserve.

And I love you too, Anne.

- Honey.

- You good?

- Yeah.

- Come to bed.

What is it?

- Nothing.

I uh, forgot something,

downstairs.

- I love you.