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Previously on "Workin' Moms"...

Purdeep: May I present to you,

the face behind that campaign.

- That was you?

- Kate, we need to let you go.

- Who is this creature?

- It's just a girl

I've been seein'.

- I am finding this

very disrespectful.

- I just don't think we

should hang out anymore.

- Take it easy, I guess.

- Think that's the thing that

bothered me

about the way you orgasm.

It was just so tepid.

- I just want you to listen

for once.

- Oh my God.

- Dude, are you cumming

right now?

- Don't look at me.

- That's really fucked up.

- Ugh.

- Mabel, do you know that when

you hit me, you hurt me?

- Val, please do not

interrogate my child,

an article,

just because you read

and now think she might

be a sociopath.

She is fine.

Am I right, Anne?

You are the real...

expert, here.

- Yeah, yeah, healthy dose

of aggression.

Hey, where's Kate?

the only one I'm worried about.

- Well, actually, Mabel's not

Kate left me a voicemail.

Now this is highly

inappropriate, but...

- Val, it's Kate.

Can't make it in today,

just uh, really, really

workin'. Slammed.

Gettin' fired from two jobs

was just the best thing

that ever happened to me.

That's the truth, not a lie.

Anyway, I'm at it, you know,

just a lot of work stuff.

Definitely not home,

veggin' out in front of the TV,

eatin' chips.

Bye.

- What do you guys think

that's about?

will not grow back.

And once applied, you'll find

I mean, I used to have

a thick mustache.

Charlie: Mama.

- Shh!

Anne: You called me. What's up?

- I'm uh, scrambling to find

a replacement speaker

for my Master's class.

- Oh, uh...

Know anyone?

- I mean, I'd ask you but,

as we both know,

public speaking is not exactly

your forte.

- Well, that's not exactly--

- You chose to work out of

the safety of your own home

for so many years, you haven't

been in front of people.

Just so lonely there.

at your class.

- I would love to speak

- Really?

- Mhm.

- Okay, perfect. Yes,

no we would love to have you.

So how does your schedule

look today?

- Oh, uh, it's pretty open,

actually.

- I'll let them know.

Simply because I enjoy soft

wattage and elegant pens,

does not mean I'm down

with whatever this is.

- Hmm?

This is a pretty big class.

- There are actually some

really brilliant

students in here.

These kids look 12.

- I know. Think we used to look

so young. Tight.

Hmm. We should get started.

You ready?

- Yeah, you know what?

I am just going to run out

and grab a quick cigarette.

I mean... I... I quit smoking.

I mean, I have to go

to the bathroom.

Diarrhea.

Oh, I'm sorry.

There is a fire, everyone!

Get up! Come on!

I really wanted to talk

to you guys,

I just... there's something

on fire!

Come on! Go, save yourself!

TV announcer: ...boy and

a 17-year-old Shih Tzu.

deemed a hero for barking

The shih Tzu is now being

loud enough to alert the

neighbours to the situation.

Charlie: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

- God, that's awful.

In some ways, it's like

she's free, you know?

TV announcer: It was here that

he saw forced signs of entry...

- Hi, is this Kate Foster?

- Hello?

- Yeah.

- Great, I'm calling from

Alice Carlson's school.

She's not feeling well,

and we can't seem to reach

either of her parents,

or her nanny.

- Yeah, welcome to the club,

I don't know where they

are right now.

Anne's not really taking

my calls, so.

- Well, it's just that you are

the next name

on the emergency call list.

- Really?

- Yeah, so are you gonna come

and pick her up?

She wants to go home.

- Of course. Tell her I'll be...

tell her I'll be right there.

Okay, we gotta uh... we gotta

go. We gotta go. Come on.

- Wasn't she beautiful?

Her name was Constantine.

She won four blue ribbons,

and my heart.

She was such

a remarkable woman.

So obedient.

- Yeah well, that's one...

- Hmm.

...one pretty dog.

- Hmm.

- Three-letter word

for entertainment?

DVD.

- DVD's not a word,

it's an acronym.

- Oh, man.

Old Constantine was probably

smarter than me.

- So, I understand this

is a bit unorthodox,

but I think because we're

just stuck out here,

we should continue with

our guest lecturer today.

How nice it is that some

stragglers are joining us

from other classes.

The more the merrier!

- Yes, welcome.

- This is Dr. Anne Carlson.

Take it away, Anne.

- Oh, we're really doing this.

Okay uh, don't you guys have

day raves and shit to get to?

Pep rallies? No?

Today's lecture, which -

is happening -

is going to be about...

...ethical responsibility.

psychiatrist,

As a psychologist,

or mental health professional,

we are bound to follow

certain codes of conduct.

But in the real world,

it's our job to protect

our patients

against our own human

shortcomings.

That's right.

We will be held accountable

for our actions.

Frankie: Thanks for meeting me.

I um...I was wondering if you

have given my proposal

any more thought?

- Reba and I have been talking,

and we've agreed to buy out

of your half of the house.

- Yes!

Thank you, G,

that's really gonna help me

get back on my feet.

Awesome.

- We also thought,

maybe it's time we started

talking about divorce...

officially.

- Oh.

Huh, I hadn't really thought

about that, to be honest.

- I hope I'm not upsetting you.

- No, no, no. No. No.

It's... you're totally right.

It's just uh...

yeah, I'll put that

on my to-do list.

Becoming single's a lotta work.

No, but seriously, I am...

I'm happy for you.

How's Reba?

- She's good. Things are good.

Last night we ordered

Thai food from that place,

the one with the good

mango salad.

The onion-less one.

You know the place.

- Yeah, I sure do. Yeah.

- But when the food arrived,

we realized we had actually

ordered

and not Best Thai Queen.

from Best Thai Princess,

There were so many onions.

Oh, it was a disaster, Frankie.

What am I even talking about?

This story must be

so boring for you.

- No.

It's... it's really not.

Girl on TV: I do, it's just

that... I'm dying.

- I thought your stomach hurt?

- Shh.

Cherry : It's true.

I haven't told the squad yet.

So um, how's your Mom doin'?

What's she been like...

eating? Like, wearing?

She at...?

Cherry: I know you're right

it's just that...

- Okay, we'll just watch.

Cherry: ...they'll make me take

it easy,

and I need to dance right now.

You know?

Like no one is watching.

Boy: I do. And you know

what I think--

- Um...

I have to go to the washroom.

- Go ahead, Sweetie.

on this planet,

Boy: If this is your last year

Boy: Dance, Cherry, dance!

- Hey, there's more toilet

paper in the cupboard.

Cherry: Why'd you let

her dance...

- Alice?

You okay in there, honey?

Alice: There's blood.

In my underwear.

- Has-has there ever been blood

there before?

- No.

- Okay, uh... uh yeah.

Okay. So there's tampons

under the...

probably too soon for that.

Um, shit. I don't have

any pads.

It's okay. We're gonna...

we're gonna improvise,

we're gonna figure this out.

Um, don't worry, okay, honey?

- I want my Mom.

- I know, Sweetie. Come here.

You're gonna be okay.

- Are there any other questions?

Yeah?

- Is it awkward running into

your patients, in the world?

- It is, very awkward.

It can be quite torturous.

My favourite time was

in the liquor store,

we both had carts filled

with wine.

She said she was having

a party. Liar.

I said I was having a party

because I am also a liar.

But that's not as bad

as when you run into them

in the middle of the street,

and they're crying

all over you. Ew.

- Okay, I think that is all

the time we have today.

If you have any more questions

for Dr. Carlson,

you can email them to me.

Let's thank her for coming.

- Oh, thanks.

- And uh, class is dismissed.

See you all later.

Huh. Well, Anne,

I have to say...

I am surprised.

- Oh yeah? I'm not.

- Yeah, somehow you kinda

pulled it off.

- Sure did.

Thank you. That was a great

opportunity.

- Great. Anytime. Absolutely.

- Excuse me, Dr. Carlson,

I just wanted to say,

that was amazing.

- Oh.

- I just,

I am a huge fan of yours,

Dr. Carlson.

Big time. I'm Carly.

- Hi Carly, it's really nice

to meet you.

I'm glad that you enjoyed

the talk.

- Well, it's not even just that.

I... I read your thesis

when I heard that you were

coming in, and... wow!

- You read my thesis?

- It was so moving.

I know. I'm a really big dork.

I'm sorry.

But you know,

I should really get going

to my next class.

Do you think I could take

you for a coffee sometime?

I would love to share

a donut with you.

Or just... get inside your skin

and be you.

Just joking.

that sounds really nice.

Yeah! Sure that...

Here's my card.

- Great. That's great I'm gonna

call you.

- Great.

What?

Voicemail: New Message.

Kate: Hey, it's me. I don't

know how else to say this but,

in my house,

your daughter is bleeding

from her vagina.

She's having her period.

- Oh shit.

Shit! Shit!

- Thanks again for doing this.

I mean, we're still broken up,

and everything.

- Okay, yeah sure, man.

Whatever.

that I'm happy. You know?

- Just wanna show her

- You're not happy?

- Oh I am, I just...

I just wanna look happy.

- Right. So, smile.

- No, I mean I want you

to make me look good

in front of Giselle.

- Oh. I get it.

her jealous.

You want me to make

I got this.

- Okay.

- Yeah, used to this for

my stepmom all the time.

- Okay, cool.

- Can you drive me

to Quizno's after?

- Yup.

- Hey... Frank?

- Yo, I'm Juniper.

- Okay.

I'm her lover.

- That's right. Uh, anyway...

- How nice to meet you, Juniper.

- Oh.

Oh... um, Sweet...

so Sweetheart...

- Mhmm?

- Maybe you just wanna...

I'll meet you in the car

in a minute, okay?

- Right.

- Yeah.

- For some sex.

- That was a lot. I'm so sorry.

- Mhm.

- Thank you for getting

on board with this.

I mean... buying my part

of the house.

- Sounds like you're

in a good place.

Minus that strange girl.

- She's...and...

- Mhm.

- Anyway.

Thank you.

Alice: Can't believe you

put me in a diaper.

- It's a pull-up.

It's for big girls.

Come here.

any minute.

So look, your Mom is gonna call

Um, but in the meantime,

has she...

talked to you about this,

or at school maybe,

did they like teach--

- I don't...know.

- Okay, um,

do you have any...

do you have any questions?

- When does it stop?

- Hmm. Uh...

in about 50 years.

- What?

- Okay, look,

- 50 years?

- All right, let's just take

a step back for a second.

So, periods generally

last five to seven days.

- Five to seven days?

- Probably five, unless you're

like a heavy flow,

kinda situation.

- How often?

- Every month.

- Every month?

- Until you're 50...ish.

- But, that's insane.

Are you sure?

Yes, unfortunately I am.

of a very cool club.

But look, you are now part

I mean sure, we bleed every

month, and...

actually our hormones mess

with us almost constantly,

and we're actually very

iron-deficient,

so you have to watch it.

- So, being a girl sucks.

I know.

- I know, Sweetie.

Come here.

- I don't wanna spend the rest

of my life in a diaper!

- Oh my God, I'm gonna die!

- You're not gonna die.

Hey, you're not gonna die.

You're gonna kick some ass.

You know why?

Because being a girl,

is awesome!

Yes, we have periods,

and they're uncomfortable,

but that's what painkillers

are for.

We birth life.

I'd like to see your Dad

do that.

And on top of that, we can be

doctors, or engineers,

or the President,

you know in some countries.

Hell, you wanna be

a YouTube star?

- Oh my God, yes!

- Well, give that one a little

more thought, maybe.

The point is, we can be

anything we want in this life.

Does that sound good?

Yeah? Come here.

Frankie: Dorothy...

Dor-Dorothy?

Dorothy!

Dorothy!

- Oh!

I thought... you were so still.

- I was just napping, honey.

Sometimes my eyes only close

half-mast.

It's very common with dry eyes.

- Those were no half-masts.

Those were full moons.

I'm sorry if I scared you.

So, for dinner tonight,

I was thinking...

oh... I see.

- Yeah. I think I gotta...

- Yeah.

Things aren't working out.

Not a match.

- Yeah, yeah.

It's just that it's...

- It's okay, Frankie,

these things tend

to have a shelf life.

- I mean, I don't know where

I'm going, right, but...

maybe it's time to figure

that out.

- I understand. You wanna be

self-sufficient.

- Yeah! It's not like I want my

old life with Giselle back,

but I do really,

really wanna be in a good place

for my daughter.

You know what it is?

I just wanna like order

the wrong Thai food,

and then eat it,

but like, by myself.

Dependent on no one. Just...

- But you.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

Like I've been saying,

self-sufficient.

- Mhm.

- It really is a shame.

You made a beautiful

Constantine.

- Okay, Dorothy, I think um...

I think I'm just gonna say it.

You should get another dog.

- Oh.

- Oh God,

thank God you're here!

- Where is she? Is she okay?

- She's fine.

She's totally fine.

Hey, I'm uh...

sorry you missed this moment.

- Well I'm...I'm sure you

probably did the right thing.

- She put me in a diaper.

- I did.

- We did what we could

with short notice.

Where's your nanny?

- Mean Nanny?

She's slacking lately.

I think she's got a boyfriend

or something.

- Oh. Wiccan love.

- Well, I should get her home.

- Yeah, no, please.

- Can you just go wait

in the car for a second?

- Sure.

- Okay.

- Bye, Kate.

Thanks for traumatizing me.

- Hey, I didn't give ya

that period.

- No, just a diaper rash.

- Yeah.

- She's gonna be fine.

Look, I know that there's

shit going on between us,

but thank you.

For taking such good care

of her.

- No, of course.

- I know we haven't talked

about your Dad.

- I know.

- It's not about that.

- I mean I guess it sorta is,

but...

- No, I know, it's about you.

I heard you got fired. Twice.

- Yeah.

It's just uh... I think

I ruined my life, Anne.

And I guess I deserve it.

I treated you terribly. I know.

And I let Richard down too.

I don't know what to do,

you know?

I'm uh... really embarrassed.

I should just stay home.

I don't know why I'm trying

so hard

to make this goddamn

career happen.

- Can I just be real

for a second?

- You gotta cut the shit out.

- Yeah.

What are you doin'?

I don't even recognize you.

You gotta wake up, man!

You didn't let Richard down.

You were loyal.

You were on top of your game.

You had a crisis with your son,

and Gaze punished you for it.

It's not fair what happened.

You don't need those fuckers.

- You should start your

own shop.

Look at me! You're good!

You can't give up, okay?

You gotta keep going.

If you give up,

I swear to God I'll go...

I will...

I will cut people.

I will go out,

I will drive around town,

I will collect people.

I will...

- Okay, okay, I won't.

Okay. I won't.

- I'm sorry.

- No, I'm sorry, okay.

Alice: Hello?

I'm in a diaper, here.

- Oh God, I missed you!

- I missed you.