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- Previously on "Workin' Moms":

Anne: If you keep this up,

I may never let you go back

to school again.

- But how would I learn?

- I don't know! Sounds

pretty risky, doesn't it?

- It hurts when I pee.

- Well, it sounds like you got

an STD.

So it's either your new girl,

or it's Jenny.

Ian: What?

You're in a new relationship?

Frankie: I'm also dating

somebody way younger.

since Hashtag NailedIt,

- We've been killing it

and it's all thanks to you!

- Richard's convinced someone

leaked your hashtag.

- Yeah, what's the deal?

Do they suspect anyone?

- Out! You're fired! Go! Go!

Kate: Just gotta tell Richard.

with one job.

- So you come home tonight

- I might come home with none.

- Big R!

- Oh, yes, yes,

yes, you're here now.

I was lookin' for ya.

- Oh, take a seat.

- Yeah.

- What's up? You look sad.

the NailedIt hashtag

- This whole SNAFU with

really embarrassed us

in front of the client,

and then the word spread fast.

- Gaze has a great reputation.

- We just lost

the Saxon Field account.

- Oh.

about going in-house,

- They gave me some nonsense

but I know they've been

snoopin' around at that

same goddamn agency,

the one run by children...

what is it?

- I think it's Baseline.

You know, part of me...

Sorry.

- Something tells me I should

just go over there

and surrender, you know?

Join forces.

Anyway, there's another reason

I came in here,

and that was to give you

some good news.

Tae-Bo again?

- Yeah? You, uh, pick up

- No, my daughter found

double time frightening.

- Well, it's common.

- It's better than that.

We want you back full-time here.

- Wait, what?

- I told them in

no uncertain terms

that you were the best thing to

ever walk through these doors,

and it was time to let you do

what you do, and do it well.

- Aw!

- Measles or not.

- You know I don't have

measles, right?

- So I hope this helps you

outta your slump.

I know it's been a tough

couple a months

with these stupid hours,

and your dad and...

Got your back, kid.

- Who's this?

- Giroux.

in there?

- Were you two just... alone

- Yeah.

- With the door closed?

- So?

- Alice, you know

you're not allowed

to be alone in your room with a

boy.

- Well, Mom says I'm entitled

to my privacy.

Come on, Giroux.

- And then what happens?

She gets pregnant?

- Lionel, you know when

you're dramatic like this,

you remind me of your mother.

How dare you!

and next thing we know,

Look, we leave 'em alone,

they're playing doctor together.

- Please, if anything,

Alice would be the doctor.

- Yeah, that's what

I'm afraid of.

- I used to play a lot of doctor

when I was her age.

I was practically

a walk-in clinic.

- I think I hear the baby

crying.

- The monitor sounds on.

She's fine.

- Get out!

(Dishes clang,

slams dishwasher shut)

- You can't listen to her,

- Did you hear that?

she was raised by witches.

We need to trust Alice.

- Fine, on one condition.

We put the Go Pro in her room.

- What? You wanna spy on

our daughter.

That's an invasion of privacy.

your lead.

- 'Kay, I will follow

I just wanna make sure that

whatever unicorn games

they're playing,

Jar Jar's horn isn't involved.

Lionel out.

- Will you please let me pay

for microblading?

I feel responsible.

the no-brow look.

- Really? I'm kinda diggin'

It's like a new beginning.

You know, baby face,

and grow into a man face later.

- Okay, enough about the brows.

We're here for results.

What'd the doctor say?

Do you have crabs?

- Yes! Yes!

- Chlamydia.

Told you! I knew it!

You owe me 5 bucks.

- Whatever.

- Sorry, man, that's really

too bad, but...

who hasn't had Chlamydia,

right?

- I haven't.

- It had to have been Jenny

that gave it to me.

Like, of course it was Jenny.

How could I have been so blind?

- For the record,

you don't know

that Jenny gave you the STD.

- For the record,

you don't know Jenny.

- If I thought Lionel gave me

an STD,

I would cut all the toes

off his socks...

and the penis off his body.

- Geez.

Hey!

- I need to talk to you.

- Are you okay?

Oh... what happened

to your eyebrows?

- Did you give me an STD?

- What? No.

- Oh, yeah, right, then how did

I get Chlamydia, huh?

It had to have been from you.

- Huh? Or you!

- Come on, man.

- Ian, I swear there is no way

that I gave you that.

Ew.

So... you didn't give it to me?

- No!

- Hm... sorry 'bout that.

Carry on!

See ya, Marvin.

- I dunno.

- Where did his eyebrows go?

- What do you and Giroux do

when you're together?

- I dunno. Play Uno. Dress up.

Like unicorns?

- Ew, no. What am I, 9?

- Okay, do...

Well, when you guys are...

are... when... do...

Do you guys touch each other?

- Why would we do that?

- I am so sorry. I'm sorry.

- Why would you even ask me

that?

- I'm sorry, honey, I just

wanted to make sure that...

- Make sure what?

- Do you want some ice cream?

Okay, why don't you go

downstairs,

run the scooper under

some warm water.

I'll be right there, okay?

God.

Why you little...

Oh!

Why would we do that, Mom?

Okay, tits camera.

Nathan: Hello?

- Guess who's back

on full time?

- What? Yes! That's awesome!

- I know, it's gonna be--

- You know what this is,

this is leverage,

you can use this.

- For what? I already got

full-time back,

I'm not lookin' for over-time.

- No, no, no, leverage

at Baseline.

You take this to them, and you

tell 'em you want more money,

more hours.

to Baseline right now,

- Well, I'm actually on my way

but... to quit.

- Are you crazy?

Gaze has been treating you like

shit for the last 5 months.

This is your chance

to stick it to them.

- I guess I just don't see it

that way.

on me when I was a nobody,

I mean, Gaze took a chance

and it's where

I'm the happiest!

- I get your loyalty to Richard,

I think it's admirable, I do,

but... ,

you're the one who's always

talking about ambition,

and going for your dreams.

Honestly, I don't know how

you could just sit on this.

- Look, this is my way of making

things right, Nathan, okay?

And, I know you see it as weak,

or whatever, but...

- Okay, do what you have to do.

Just uh...

where you work.

come home happy about

For once.

- I will.

- Okay. Love you.

- Love you, too.

- Oh, hey! Come on in here!

Richard: So weird.

- Kate, what are you--

- Richard, uh... I just...

I... mm.

Purdeep: Richard was just asking

about the NailedIt hashtag.

Richard, may I present to you,

the face behind that campaign.

- You? It was you?

- I was... uh... uh...

Purdeep: Look, I'm sure your

methods have proven

to be effective elsewhere,

but here we strive on

being authentic.

I'm not sure your value system

supports that.

To be honest,

I'm just kinda hurt.

I didn't require long hours

of you,

or monkey suits.

I just wanted you to shine.

You took advantage of me, Kate.

Kate, we need to let you go.

- Oh hey, I heard what you did!

Pretty great! Stupid, though.

- Hey... I...

- Hey, man, why don't you take

a picture?

No, get the fuck outta here

with that!

- Uh... are you here

with your partner?

- Partner?

- Well, for public health

reasons,

I can provide pills for both

you and your sexual partner.

Will you be seeing

your partner again?

- I think she's the one

who gave me Chlamydia or...

What do you think?

Should I see her again?

I... uh... maybe not?

- I'll just be a few minutes.

- Okay, yeah.

- Sonia, finally!

Sonia: Hello?

Hi.

Um, it's Ian.

- Yeah, I know, Ian. Caller ID

kind of gives you away.

- I have Chlamydia...

and I'm uh...

pretty sure I got it from you.

- What?

- Yeah.

I have it, and I-I talked

to Jenny

because I-I was sure that she's

the one who gave it to me.

She swears there's no way

that it could've been her.

- I see, I see.

that you've been with?

Am I the only other person

- Mhm. You're the only other

person that I've...

...been with.

- Oh. Oh no.

I'm so sorry, Ian.

- What?

- I had no idea,

This is a first... for me.

and I'm really embarrassed.

I just, I feel disgusting

right now.

- No, look, you're not

disgusting.

I mean, if you're disgusting,

then I'm disgusting,

because I have it too, right?

- Yeah, 'cause I gave it to you.

- Well, yeah but I mean if-if

you gave me a cold,

I wouldn't judge you for that.

You know, and this is like

getting a cold...

in your pants.

- Shut up.

- Look, this whole thing got me

thinking about...

you probably got this

from another guy.

And then I thought about you

with another guy,

and I hated it.

I'm getting antibiotics

for the both of us, right now.

Come take Chlamydia drugs

with me and be my girlfriend!

- Really?

- Yes! Really!

So fuckin' much really.

- Okay, yes, sure, yes. Yes.

I'll see you soon. I'm coming.

- I can't wait!

- Me neither.

- So you, uh, take all 5 pills

at once,

but just so you know--

- Shannon!

- Ian.

- Just, just... Yeah, hi.

- Can't talk long,

but great news,

the studio is in!

Well, I mean, they wanna meet,

but anyways, it is good!

- Oh my god! That's...

seriously! That's amazing news!

Thank you!

Uh, let's talk tomorrow.

- Okay, hon, bye-bye.

- Yeah, okay. Bye.

Uh... as you were.

- So you take all 5 pills at

once, but just so you know,

they'll probably cause diarrhea.

- Okay, great, thanks, man!

- I don't think you heard me.

You're gonna get diarrhea.

- I know! I heard you!

It's just that I just sold

a screenplay,

and the girl that gave me

Chlamydia,

is gonna be my girlfriend.

- Hooray!

- Yeah. Come here!

- Uh...

- Ahh!

- Slacklining?

You crazy kids.

- What's that?

- Oh here, check it out.

- Who is this creature?

- Oh, that's just a girl

I've been seein'.

- Girl?

You're seeing other people?

- Oh, well I just thought

we were, you know, casual.

- Casual.

You live in my home!

- Yeah, I just thought--

- Frankie,

I am finding this

very disrespectful.

- Well, well, well!

What is this?

- It's a video of Alice

and Giroux.

- Huh. You set up the Go Pro.

- Yes.

- But Anne, that is an invasion

of her privacy.

- Lionel! I feel bad enough

already.

Now would you please

press play,

because I cannot bring myself

to do it.

- Take off your shirt!

Sit on the bed.

Put this on!

Put this in your mouth.

- No!

- Is this a sock?

- Put the sock in your mouth!

- Please, please don't do it.

Alice: Do it!

now say goodbye to your family.

You've been kidnapped,

(Muffled heavy metal music

plays)

- Hey!

- Hey.

- Oh, um, roller skating's

not 'til like...

- Um, the thing is Juniper is...

is I don't think I can--

- Hey, hands off my sausages,

Johnny!

Defrost your own pack!

Sorry, what's up?

Are you sick or something?

- No, I'm not sick. Uh...

I just don't think we should

hang out anymore.

to hang out?

- I thought you came here

- Oh... well I just thought

I owed it to you,

to like tell you where

I was at and not disappear.

- Why?

- 'Cause I think that's what--

(Hard thud,

silverware clatters)

- Seriously, Johnny, fuck off!

All right, well,

take it easy, I guess.

- Listen, Juniper,

I just want you to know

how much I've learned from--

- Johnny, what the fuck?!

Sorry, I gotta go and hog tie

this motherfucker.

- Of course... you do.

- Okay?

- Yup.

Anne: Hey you.

- Hi.

- Have a seat,

there's something I wanna talk

to you about.

- That's funny,

'cause there's something I

wanna talk to you about.

- Shit.

- Is this what you call privacy?

- How did you even...

- If you're going to film me,

be a bit more subtle about it.

I hope you liked our hostage

video.

- Whoa, Alice... stop!

Have a seat, please.

I'm sorry, okay, you're right.

You deserve to be respected.

But the privilege of privacy

comes with a few rules.

If you wanna be able to close

your door,

then you have to be honest

about what's happening

behind it.

- I am being honest with you.

- Then why go through the

trouble of making a video?

Look, I'm just proposing

a trade-off here, okay?

I give you some freedoms,

and you give me transparency.

- Okay.

- Do you know what

that word means?

- You want me to have

a see-through door?

Alice, I...

I know that you think

you got it all figured out,

when I say

but you gotta trust me

that there's some curveballs

coming and...

they can be kinda scary.

I just want...

I would like to be

your sounding board.

you have to think what I think,

Okay, that doesn't mean that

I just...

I would just like to be

in the know.

Does that make sense?

- Yeah.

- Okay. Good.

So...

tell me what was going on

in your room.

before I installed the Go Pro

- I was playing doctor.

- Right. And...

and what does that mean?

There's no judgment.

You can trust me.

- So... this is what

happened.

there? I thought you picked up.

Dad: Katie, it's Dad. You

(Engine revs,

crunching mashing sound)

Your mother and I were

wondering about dinner

next weekend.

Anyway, love you, kid.

Keep at it.

Shit... I just stepped in shit.