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Anne: Previously,

on "Workin' Moms":

- It would be great

if you could join us

at the pitch today.

- I'd love to,

but I have to pick my kid up.

- Everyone, this is Kate.

She's our new Creative

Consultant.

- So, how long you been

a writer?

- Like, 5 minutes.

- Brad, what are you

doing here?

Brad: Guess we're neighbours.

into the issue of consent.

- Today I'd like to dive

- Ugh, consent today is insane.

According to the new rules,

Lionel basically needs consent

to even look at me.

- Ugh! Such a buzz kill, right?

I wanna be taken off guard,

you know? Up against a fridge,

carrot in my mouth.

with like, half-eaten

- Yeah, or a little bit of

stranger danger like, ooh,

who's this person cornering me

in the change room?

- Uh... I had intended

that we discuss consent

in relation to children.

All:

- But, you know, this is fun!

- It's also confusing.

Like, what if Nathan were

to die... god forbid...

and eventually, after a

respectable amount of time,

I'm bangin' someone new?

- Sure!

to ask for consent?

- How frequently does he have

- Oh, it's a grey area.

- Huh?

- Well, say I'm takin' it from

behind, I'm on all fours,

it's gettin' hot.

- Table top.

- My face is saying yes,

he don't know that.

Does he have to tap my

shoulder, do a double-check?

- Mirrors?

- Or what if it's a threesome,

does everybody have to consent?

- Who here is having

a threesome?

- Uh, wait, sorry,

I've got some questions.

Um... I just recently started

seeing this girl.

All:

- Yeah, so do I need permission

to touch her?

Anne: Yes. Yes.

Val: Oh yeah.

- Okay, um, kiss her?

- Absolutely!

need permission to breathe.

- Okay, so I just basically

- Are you breathing on her?

Kate: Mm hmm.

I would get a signature

before you hold hands.

- Whoa. Huh... come on, come on.

Hey, we havin' a tea party?

community garden?

- Oh, are we planting a

- We're micro-dosing.

- Is that a new client?

A tiny pharmaceutical company?

- You're hilarious, man.

No, we're just taking small

doses of mushrooms.

- It's the secret to maxing

out your beta waves.

Except for preggers over here,

a water!

- To the max then, cool, cool.

C-cool.

- Are you okay, Kate?

- Mm hmm, yup.

- Just wish I had a little bit

more breakfast,

I'm all right. I'm okay.

but I'm sure I'm all right.

- Have you never micro-dosed,

Kate?

- Hm? No, I've micro-dosed.

A lot, yeah, and I've never um,

overdosed

that's the one you

want to avoid.

- Yeah, dawg.

at school

- You guys miss the day

where they taught ya

how to share?

- We find it incredibly

effective here.

Just a little bit. Get us

thinking-- Whoa, Kate! Be caref-

We usually put a little in tea.

- I can see why.

- Like a boss!

- Just a sec!

- Oh.

Really? For me?

- Just being a good neighbour.

How are you uh, settling in?

- I'm good.

Everything's great,

voices coming from next door.

except for those very strange

I think I quit smoking three

times already this week,

thanks to you.

- What's up, man? What's up

with the hypnotherapy?

You use to be a real

psychiatrist!

- I assure you, it resolves

some very real issues

for people.

Have you ever had a problem

you just couldn't kick?

I mean, you're clearly

not overeating.

- But have you had any anxiety

recently,

or I don't know,

a hard time focusing?

trouble sleeping.

- I mean, maybe a little

- Well, why don't you swing

by my office this afternoon.

- Really?

- Oh okay, sure.

I mean, as long as I don't come

out clucking like a chicken.

- Hypnotism's serious,

Anne.

- Hmm.

- This is the first date

that I've been on

since my separation.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

- I should probably try it

just... yeah.

- Yeah. Go ahead.

- So this is like the major

showdown with Damien.

He's like the bully of

the nanny's group, okay?

In-in fact, actually the baby

he cares for is also a bully.

Right, so Damien...

Damien...he's all like, yeah,

unions are great on paper--

- I've got a better idea.

Give me this.

- Okay, all right.

May I kiss you?

- Uh, yes.

- Okay.

- Can I um...

can I put my hand

up your shirt?

- Stop.

- Oh, okay, sorry. Wait,

are you gonna ask me...

or 'cause you totally have

consent to take my shirt off

if you want to.

- Okay, this is weird.

- Wait, no, no, no, no.

something non-consensual?

I'm sorry. Have I done

- Unfortunately, no.

- No, wait, please...just...

I'm sorry.

I was in Toddler Time,

and they-they filled my head

with all this consent stuff.

- Why were you talking

about us in Toddler Time?

- Uh...

- I'm gonna go.

- Okay.

- Hardware for

Homes...

- Okay, we need to think

bigger here, guys.

Hardware for Homes

is our biggest client.

- Wait...like, what is a home?

- Oh, whoa.

- Is that crazy?

- Earth is like a home.

- Do you know it's 71% water?

It's true, put it on the board.

Put it on the board.

- What else does home

evoke for you guys?

person

- You ever look at a homeless

and just wanna like,

fuckin' cry?

Like, they're home-less.

What happened to their home?

What happened?

- Someone took it.

- What?

- Okay, hold up.

- No.

The client wants people to use

their products

while vying for a price.

Am I right? Am I? Am I right?

- I don't know, are you right?

- I am right.

Okay.

So,

we pitch a social media

campaign

where people use Hardware

for Homes products,

like nails, while building

things like tables,

then they post those pics

with the hashtag NailedIt.

Nailed it.

Then, at the end of the month,

we choose the winner,

and the cherry on the top?

Winner gets a new house!

- Uh-uh.

- A new house!

Is anyone listening?

I feel like no one's

listening to me.

- I don't know. I just feel

like it's not original enough.

- NailedIt. Nail, NailedIt.

Nail.

- It's really shitty.

- Ugh, he's right.

So inside the box. Terrible.

Oh My... oh god.

Hey, is it okay

if I take this?

- Anything you need.

- Thank you,

it's my best friend.

- Richard, hi!

- Hi, listen Katie,

I'm sorry to bother you,

but I need your help

with a new client.

- Okay, of course.

- I don't think

they're very happy.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- They're coming in this

afternoon for one final pitch.

- Don't worry, Pops,

I'll be right there.

- Why are you whispering?

- The baby's sleeping.

- No!

- I need a bath!

Richard: Look at him talking

already, huh?

Mams: I need a bath!

- Uh, yes, yes he is!

See you soon!

Mams: I need a bath!

- Ah, my 2:00.

Well, please, come in.

Miss uh... Carlson.

- Ha, ha.

Wow, nice office.

West Elm?

- Mmhm.

- Antique. This is gorgeous!

- You know it's actually

probably the bulb

you're complimenting, there.

I'm a huge fan of uh...

- I know, I know. You're a huge

fan of soft wattage.

Term always gave me the creeps.

- Makes a world of difference.

- Ooh, Mont Blanc.

- Ah, ah, let's not play with

the...fountain pen.

I wouldn't want us

to break the nib.

- You have not changed a bit.

- Why don't you make yourself

comfortable, on the couch?

Lay down.

- Oh, I think I'll sit.

- Kinda part of the process.

sleeping problem.

- Now let's tend to that uh,

So Anne, I want you to take in

a deep, deep breath.

And out... 2... 3...

Eyes closed.

In... 2... 3...

And out...

- Hey.

You're doin' just fine.

bring you back now,

Brad: Okay, I'm gonna

we're counting down

from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

- That's it.

Have a good night, Anne.

Sleep well.

- Thanks.

- Oh man...

- The fuck you wearing, Foster?

- Hey, you know, it's not cool

to comment

on a woman's appearance, Mo.

It's a faux pas.

Where's my Daddy at?

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

- So, Richard just greeted

the Impeccable Polish reps

in the boardroom,

were you planning on--

Come on, hey...it's all right.

Yeah, it's okay.

Mo: What the fuck?

- Ah, yeah, Papa!

- Kate, what...

- My Dad!

obviously.

- She's kidding,

Uh, always the jokester,

this one.

Richard: Ladies, let me

introduce you to uh,

Kate Foster, one of our most

treasured minds, here at Gaze.

- Hmm.

- And uh, of course you know Mo.

- Oh, I love your nails.

Look at those nails!

They're just like a...couple

of lighthouses,

just guiding ships in.

Richard: Okay, um...

So, Impeccable Polish

is looking to get some

publicity through a social

media campaign, something along

the lines of a... a contest,

or a challenge.

- I've got it.

- No, I haven't finished

explaining yet, Kate.

- Here's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna have people make

beautiful designs

with your amazing array

of polish colours.

Who came up with Mango Madness?

Kate: Yeah, man. Right on.

Absolutely!

I bet it even tastes

like mangoes.

Does it taste like mangoes?

No? Anyway.

You have people use the polish,

then post pics of their

homemade manicures

with the hashtag NailedIt.

Then, the most liked pic wins

the honour

of naming your next polish

colour,

free publicity,

meanwhile, you're getting

you're selling product,

and what's that?

What's that?

You're trending.

- Well, it's simple.

But...

Yeah, let's do this!

- That's my girl.

- Yeah, right.

I'm like the Lizard King,

you know what I mean?

Brad: Good girl. Keep

breathing, just like that.

Brad: What do you like to do

to prepare for sleep?

It's good to have that

quality time before bed.

The body needs that time

to adjust for bed,

prepares the body.

We all have things we like

to do in bed before we sleep.

I, for instance like

to masturbate.

It's very relaxing.

masturbate to the time

You know, sometimes I

that you and I had sex

on that boat in Maine.

Do you remember that, Annie?

I do.

Could barely hear you climax

over the sound of the ocean.

I think that's what always

bothered me

orgasmed.

about the way that you

It was just so tepid.

And I've been with so many

women since you

that have the most incredible

orgasms.

This one girl, right after you,

ah, she would actually drool.

It's fantastic.

I'm sorry you're never gonna

be able to achieve that, Anne.

From now on when you climax,

I want you to think about

how hard other women cum.

And how shallow your own

experience is.

Okay, I'm gonna bring

you back now,

we're counting down

from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

- God, why

is this so comfortable.

- Climax.

Orgasm, masturbate.

I think that's what always

bothered me

that you orgasmed.

about the way

It was just so tepid.

Tepid.

- I'll show you tepid.

- I've been with so many women

since you

that have the most incredible

orgasms.

This one girl, right after you,

ah, she would actually drool.

I'm sorry you're never gonna

be able to achieve that, Anne.

Tepid.

From now on, when you climax,

I want you to think about

how hard other women cum.

And how shallow your own

experience is.

- Ah, fuck.

Come on Kate, pick up.

Pick up!

Voicemail: Hey, hey,

this is Kate, leave a message.

- Dude, it's me. Did you lose

your phone, or something?

I need you.

I miss you.

- How's your pasta?

- It's still good.

Come on.

- Need help with that?

- Whoa, hey, what's...

- It's okay. Just pee.

- It's okay.

- Are you listening?

- Yeah.

whatever the fuck you want.

You have consent to do

- Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, go slow, okay?

- Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.

- Jesus, what fresh

hell is this?

- Alice had something that she

wanted to talk to you about.

- Okay?

- Who's this?

- Yeah, you know how you're

always telling me

to put things away after

I'm finished using them?

Huh.

- Shit.

- Who is this?

- Honey...

Before I was with your Dad,

I was with another man,

and uh...

well, we got married.

- For how long?

- Just a year, because...

he wasn't the right person.

- Why is she so quiet?

Why, why is she being so quiet?

- Stop.

- Is he my real Daddy?

- Oh my god, honey, no!

No, no, no, no, no. No!

Lionel's your Dad.

- No, no, no, sweetie,

sweetie, sweetie,

I am 100% your Dad, okay?

- Well, how am I supposed

to believe that

and you never told me about...

this guy?

- Hey, baby, you're home!

- Ah! Yeah.

- Hey, can I give him to you

to put down tonight?

- Oh, of course!

- Here you go.

Here you go, buddy.

- Hi, my love.

- Okay, I gotta go.

- There you are.

- Where?

- Guys' night. I thought

I mentioned it earlier?

- Yeah, no, no, for sure.

Sorry, I'm just... tired.

Hey baby,

it's okay.

- Okay, all right.

Don't wait up for me, okay?

- Oh... okay.

- Hey, little baby, how 'bout

we get you to bed, okay?

- Kate, it's Richard.

Listen, check your email,

it, hashtag thing...whatever.

we just launched that, what is

Anyway, great job again today.

You've uh, you really NailedIt.

Anyway, see ya tomorrow.

Voicemail: Next message.

Purdeep: Hey, Kate, Purdeep.

The Hardware for Homes pitch

was bombing,

campaign.

so we dropped your NailedIt

They fucking lost their shit!

We just went live with the

hashtag, and it's insane!

There is like 500 posts

already. Great job!

You should micro dose

every day.

- Oh no.