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Annie: Previously,

on "Workin' Moms:"

- You want this, right?

- Yes.

Kate: I went to a job

interview.

- Oh, I'm sorry,

are you married?

- No, I don't believe

in marriage. Well, I do,

um, well, I'm engaged,

'cause that's sexy.

- Are you quitting Gaze?

- I was hoping to work at both.

- Okay, wow.

This feels like deja vu.

in your new office?

- Hey, when are we gonna sex

- As soon as I get the keys.

- Leaving us, then?

- It's time I focus

on my family.

Kate: So, Nathan wants me

to try it,

but I'm like, no way, never.

And really? What's the point?

No one can climax from anal.

Well, no one can climax

from receiving anal.

- Hello, gay dudes?

- You're saying both sides of

that sandwich are gettin' there?

No way! Uh, who here has

climaxed from taking anal?

- I have. Once.

- Anne, for real?

Man, you think you know

someone's butt.

I can't be the only one

who doesn't allow entry

through the exit.

- Jade?

- I totally have done butt

stuff.

- You're kidding me!

- Never to climax, though.

- I'll take the half-point. Ian?

Ian! I'm in a pit of lions

here, man,

come on, give it to me.

- Yes, Ian, do tell us about

your anal explorations,

- Oh. Well, I-well, I guess...

and don't hold back.

I get nervous about

the whole... poop thing?

- Yes! Okay! Now I know

I'm not alone, Alicia,

when I say that the butt

is a no-fly zone.

Come on, girl.

Don't even.

- I like to keep my husband

satisfied.

- All right, fine,

I'll try anal.

- This feels like the right

moment to admit that,

as a Catholic, I gave my rear

up to the Mountie,

back in our high school days.

- You were one of those?

- Oh yeah, mhmm.

Any hole but the holy hole.

- Douchebag.

Man: Breathe them away.

Feeling energized,

and refreshed.

One, two, three...

Man: Delivery!

Sign here.

- All right.

Thanks so much.

- Thanks.

- "There's no killing a cactus,

so good luck at your practice."

Brad: Okay, good work

today, good progress.

in no time.

We'll kick that habit

See you next week.

- No fucking way!

- Is that uh, Riverdance?

- I'll go talk to them...

again!

- It's okay, it's 8 a.m., right?

We're all up, anyway.

convention.

I bet ya it's a leprechaun

- Aunt Frankie, stop!

- There's gonna be dancing,

chocolate, and...

- A rainbow?

- A double rainbow.

- Hey, why don't you

go get dressed?

- Aw!

And brush your teeth.

- Uh uh! Nyahh!

- Nyaaah!

I appreciate how great

you are with her.

- Thanks for letting me crash.

- Of course.

It's not often I get to be

the brother who saves the day.

Ah. Waffle?

- Yeah, sure.

- So, how long you staying?

No presh.

- Uh, I don't know,

a couple weeks?

Just until Rhoda and I

find a place.

I just miss her so damn much.

I don't know, I don't want her

to, like forget me.

- Francis Jean, you need

to stop worrying about Rhoda,

and live a little.

If I had a part-time kid,

I'd be out every night I could!

- Look at you, dressed

for success.

- Aw. Thanks, babe.

Yeah, pitchin' a company today,

and there's this new hawk-eyed

girl who's always watching me,

just waiting for some kind

of misstep and then boom,

I'm on my back, and she's

eating my intestines.

- I'm sure it'll be fine.

Have you spoken to your Mom

recently?

You should really keep

an eye on her.

- Yeah, I know.

- Statistically,

once one of 'em goes,

it's only a matter of time

before the other one.

- What are you eating?

- Just some bread.

- I'm making you a sandwich

here.

It wasn't even done toasting,

are you really such an animal

you can't wait to eat

warm bread?

faced one.

- I could make an open

- I'm making you a breakfast

BLT, Nathan.

Crispy, salty, crunchy,

it requires multiple slices

of bread!

I swear if you touch

that bacon...

- Kate, put the knife down!

- What? Oh for god's sake,

I'm not gonna stab you.

Embarrassing.

- Mommy's cuckoo.

Kate: Hey, I heard that!

- You're kidding me.

- B-Brad, what are you

doing here?

- I guess we're neighbours.

This is--

This is like grad school

all over again.

Well, you've still got it,

Anne.

- What? Me? No!

Shut the fuck up.

I mean... thanks.

- You still doing those

celebrity yoga workouts?

- Oh my god, no, I do not work

out... to that... anymore.

- Well, that's good, you don't

wanna stay in the same pattern

when you can progress.

- Totally, yes,

out of my house,

that's why I took my practice

and into this space.

This place is amazing.

- Yeah, it is.

- Uh, it's-sorry, it's just

a little messy, I...

- It doesn't look messy to me.

- Yeah, no, it's not messy

at all.

- My god, you have not

changed at all.

- Hmm!

- Anyway, I just came to say

hi to the newbie,

but I guess we're...

well beyond that, aren't we?

- Hmm. Wow, oh my god.

I love orchids.

we had them...

- Oh yeah, that's right,

at our wedding, didn't we?

It's funny, you know,

they're parasites.

- Actually, that's a common

misconception.

Anyways, I have another client,

otherwise I would say,

let's grab a drink, or...

- Well, I will...

see ya around.

- Yeah.

You will see me...

all around.

- Oh!

Nice bathing costume. Toke?

to smoke in here?

- Are you allowed

- You're probably not.

I have a prescription.

I come here every week

to take in the sights,

but I haven't seen you here.

- Yeah, I'm new.

Yeah, I'm embracing life

by any means necessary.

Step one, get those endorphins

flowin'.

Frankie, by the way.

- Dorothy.

Listen, I have a massage

across town.

Why don't you come by

some time for some ah,

champagne and a soak?

- Yeah, all right.

- Word to the wise, it can be

quite the scene around here.

Girl could get her heart broken

if she's not careful.

My advice, take it slow.

- Hey, this is not your number!

- That's my address.

Be there by four.

Richard: Okay Lucy, show us

some of that magic.

- Yes. All right.

Saxon Field Snowboards,

they are for the kind of guy

who wants to experience

the nostalgia

of the early days of boarding,

because he didn't get to.

He's second-generation.

- Um, Lucy, I'm sorry

to interrupt,

but I've been doing

some research,

and the majority of men actually

buying Saxon Field boards,

are actually young Gen X-ers.

got in at the ground floor

They're the kinda guy that

of snowboard culture,

and now they're...

taking their kid out on the

slopes for the first time.

- Marketing Mom strikes again.

- Wow!

- Well, actually, no, not all

the numbers support that.

- Hmm?

- Actually, it's true, guys,

because most of the sales

are on bundles of adult

and junior boards together.

- Well, that's just it, right,

it's not about some imitator,

some young punk tryin' to like,

shred some gnar,

it's about the OG.

That old guy who's now taking

his kid out,

trying to show what he once was

on those slopes.

- He's passing on the legend

of his own youth.

- Exactly.

- She's right.

- It would be great if you could

join us at the pitch today.

- Well, uh...

- Can you make it? 4:00?

- Well, uh, I can't.

I'd love to, but look,

just tweak the uh-the pitch,

and the artwork,

and you should be fine.

Right, Lucy?

- Oh yes. We got it.

- But I have to pick my kid

up, so...

Ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah!

Almost got it. Mm! Mm!

I can't even-

where is the beat?

Unhhh!

Huh- oh!

Instructor: Come on, ladies!

Instructor: Arms up, and reach!

Reach for the gold!

Instructor: And breathe.

Now back to rest.

- Please, your back muscles

are straight out of a comic

book, lady.

So hot! Lovin' it!

- Uh...

Hi?

Ah!

Do I know--you? Ohh!

Oh!

- Oh, wow, Kate,

you're very prompt.

Everyone, this is Kate,

she's our new creative

consultant.

Kate, this is Mams and Juliana.

- Oh, okay.

- Hi.

- Hey, hey, man.

- Yeah, I love your vibe.

- Oh, thanks, man,

lovin' your whole... thang.

It's so much fun, like

a carnival- oh? Okay.

I'm gonna have to, I'm going

to need these two for...

yeah, oh, see, now why

doesn't my hair do that?

This chick is brave.

- Actually Kate, Juliana

identifies as non-binary.

- Oh, so you don't swim?

Hey, no shame in that, man.

- Actually, I don't identify

as either a male or female.

- Badass. Very cool.

I didn't know we were allowed.

That's right on.

Freeing.

- So, Kate, tell us your story.

- Oh! Uh, well, I'm uh, single.

Sangle, ready to mangle.

Uh, engaged though,

so that's uh,

no kids, though,

no strings to strangle.

Uh, just focusing on m-e,

these days.

extremely beneficial.

- I find relationships to be

Stress-reducing.

- They extend life expectancy.

As do kids.

- Do they?

I mean, who wants kids?

Get in the way.

I find them stress-inducing.

And privates-damaging,

you know, for all that

biking we're doing.

- Sorry I'm late, guys,

I had to get some air.

- No worries.

- You look great.

- Hi, I'm Elle.

- Hey.

of creativity for us

- Elle's been an amazing source

since becoming pregnant.

- Huh.

- Really deep work today,

Angela.

And before you go,

I just want to say thank you

at my new location.

for being my first patient

- Does that mean I get

a discount?

- What? No!

It's great to see your sense

of humour returning, though.

Take care.

- Just relax. You are powerful.

Confident, courageous.

You are beautiful inside,

and out.

You are wonderful,

you are perfect.

- Lionel, what are you doing?

- I was hungry.

- You're gonna cut your mouth

again.

- This means less dishes!

How was your first day at work?

Did you get my cactus?

- I did, thank you.

Really thoughtful.

A handsome plant.

Uh, and it was great. The-the

space is really amazing.

How can you eat that

room temperature?

my teeth can handle right now.

- Oh, it's the only thing

So sensitive, I think I'm

circling root-canal territory.

Ugh.

- I still can't believe

this is where you live.

This place is ridiculous,

of "American Psycho!"

It's like straight out

- Thank you.

- I'm in real estate, so I

kinda know a thing or two.

I'm guessing this place

is worth, what, like 3.8?

Maybe Four?

- A lady never discusses

price points, Frankie.

- Actually, I'm kind of

in between places right now,

staying with my brother,

but he's on the wagon,

which is-which is good.

He's got a daughter though,

Greta, oh my god,

she's the best!

something all afternoon.

- I've been dying to do

- Okay.

- Ohhhh!

- Oh. Oh!

- Oh, what a mane.

- Oh!

Ohh... ooh.

- Would you mind

if I washed it?

- Oh! Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- All right.

- Okay.

How did you even...

I love it!

- I thought you would.

You should consider adding

coconut oil to your diet.

- Cool, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Hey, this was really fun.

- Hmm...

- Mm!

- I'll go make us a drink.

- Okay.

Mmm!

- Okay, moving on to kitty

litter.

why no one is buying,

So, the client is wondering

and they cannot figure out why.

(Electronic music plays

in background)

- I think the price is too low.

- Too low?

- Yeah...

the demographic this brand

is targeting

doesn't pride themselves

on discount shopping.

They want the best

for their cat, right?

By upping the price point,

I think you're upping

the incentive.

- Yeah, I never pay less

than 40 bones for socks.

- Yeah, it's true!

I bought Sailor the most

ridiculous three-tier stroller.

I want the best for her.

- By considering the ego

of the client,

and what's most important

to them,

both parties.

you're actually benefiting

I think it's very intuitive,

Kate.

- Yeah, way to go, Kate!

- Mams, can you get started

on that write-up, please?

That's a wrap, guys.

Hey uh, I've got a few pitches

I need some fresh eyes on.

Come by my office later?

- You got it!

- Awesome.

(Cell phone rings,

lighter sniks)

Kate: Hey, hey, it's Kate,

leave a message.

- Hey, dude, where are you?

of our old pictures.

I was going through some

I can't believe how dumb

we were.

Do you remember when...

when we--

You know what, I gotta go.

Call me back.

Ugh!

- Hey, should I go floss?

Nathan: I can't make that

decision for ya.

- Hmm. Could you bring

the floss to me?

- Gross.

- What? What the hell is this?

- Oh, yeah, I made the switch.

They give me more support.

- More support?!

Christ, what are we, 80?

You can't just make a change

without checking in

with each other!

- Kate, I changed underpants,

not a mortgage plan.

- Don't say underpants!

Ugh! Christ!

Look at these things! Ugh!

It's not a big mortgage plan.

I'm just old and decrepit.

I think I'll shit myself

in these highly-supportive

underpants!

How's this, Nathan? Hmm?

You see what I'm dealin' with?

You like this?

- Oh god, come on, Kate.

Is this what you want? Huh?

- Are you ready to fuck

now, Nathan?

You ready to fuck it out?

I'm gonna fuck you to death

in these underpants,

and then I'm gonna bury you

in them.

- Kate!