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Frankie: Previously on

"Workin' Moms":

- Frankie, I know you've been

sleeping with patients.

If you take the job, you're

gonna have to cut it out.

- Mhmm.

You know how fucked up that is?

- You had a secret vasectomy.

- You even wanna be here?

Do you wanna be with us?

- I don't know.

- Okay, Zoe and I

are not gonna be a part of

your experiment no more.

- Wait! Those will be his last

words.

shit.

Dad: Shit, I just stepped in

End of message.

- Okay, guys, I'm gonna tell

this story once,

and then we're gonna move on.

Deal?

- Kate, we are here for you.

Is it true it was a bus?

- Val!

- Was he on a bus?

Heard it was a bike.

- I heard it was a school bus,

and he was driving.

- Kate, was your father

a bus driver?

A good, honest profession?

- Okay, okay.

My Dad was breaking in

some new sneakers.

into the bike lane.

And uh, stumbled

Where he was hit by a bike.

Which launched him into a bus.

The good news is that he died

before the bus hit him

due to asphyxiation.

He choked on a cough drop.

So, Kate, we'd like to present

you with this grieving plant.

- This is...this is very nice.

Thank you.

- Now you can have a say

in the cycle of life.

Of that plant.

We handled this very well.

- Is this toddler time?

- I know that baby!

Zoe!

Ian asked if he could join,

- So glad you made it. Ladies,

and I thought this would

be a great opportunity

to hear about the struggles

of being a father,

a single father

if I'm not mistaken.

- Uh, yeah, so...

Jenny and I separated.

It's better this way.

- Mm.

- No joke, I love not

having a partner.

You don't have to deal

with anyone else's shit.

In my house,

I'm king and queen.

It's like uh, 2-in-1 shampoo.

- So not great at either?

- Uh, so, how does this work?

Do you have like a drop-off

program for when we go to work?

- There is a daycare in the

building, but I do not run it.

- Okay. So uh, so we're paying

to sit here while our kids play.

As if we were at the park?

- Well, Ian, playing at the

park won't guarantee

your child a spot at the best

school in the city.

- Of course.

- There you go, buddy.

Anne: Kate Foster. Kate.

- Oh, hey.

- Why didn't you call me

after it all went down?

- Oh uh, I'm sorry.

it's a lot to process.

- No, it's just,

I just feel like I could help.

- Thank you. I get it.

Anne?

- Hmm?

- I don't need your help

right now.

- Right, absolute--

Okay. Sorry.

- Oh, hey. Where you been?

- Oh.

Sorry, I just got off the phone

with the office.

Looks like I do have

to go into work.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

What would your father say?

- Probably to stop eating

coffee cake get back to work.

- She's always dealt

with grief oddly.

When my mother died,

she skipped school

and spent the day alphabetizing

my cosmetics.

Like a psychopath.

Go! Go! I hope you find comfort

with your coworkers.

- It's okay, Eleanor.

differently.

- Well, we all mourn

Eleanor: Hmm.

- Really, it's a great script.

It's silly, it's touching.

You know who would

love this script?

- Who?

- Plan B.

company.

- Isn't that--

- Yeah, Brad Pitt's production

This is right up his alley.

I don't know if you did

this on purpose,

but it's like that lead

character

was written for Jeremy Piven.

- Yeah, he's my cousin.

- The guy from Entourage?

- Cool.

- Yeah, cool.

All right, so let's get this

script into fighting shape.

I will hand it over

to the studio

and we will be off

to the races.

Oh shit, shit, I'm getting

another parking ticket.

- Uh, so Shannon, I'm gonna

make all of the changes

that you suggested.

I was just um...

I was wondering how does it

work like, money wise,

'cause I'm still working

construction.

- Oh, oh I mean,

so sorry handsome, yes,

next time we will talk

about money, I promise.

- Amazing, thank you.

- Super excited about this

project!

I will cut you...

- You forgot your--

- Son of a bitch!

- She's in a rush, you know.

I'll get it to her next time.

- What do you guys think

about this, this poster?

- Hey guys, what's up?

- Hey!

- Look who it is!

- Oh, missed ya, bud.

- I missed you, too.

- Look at you.

- Kate, back in full force!

- Oh.

Yeah.

- Good to see you, guys.

I'm sorry, Lucy,

I didn't mean to interrupt.

- It's fine. We're just uh,

preparing for this afternoon.

- Oh, uh,

You don't have to stay.

I thought I was

in on this pitch?

- Uh well, we weren't sure

because of...

what happened with your dad.

- Be right back. Kate!

I just wanted to say

how sorry I am about your dad.

- Oh, yeah.

- Bus. My god.

- Well it wasn't, actually--

- Uh, it's too much, too much.

I don't want to be

inappropriate.

- No, not at all, not at all.

- Listen.

If you ever wanted a different

kind of father,

I could be that for you.

I would.

You don't have to call me Dad,

you can call me Richard, still,

or Mom, or--

- Thank you, Richard,

but maybe too soon.

- Okay. You take some time

for yourself. Okay?

I am with your progress here,

Giselle: Frankie, as happy as

you're out of money and I can't

afford this on my salary.

I know you need the help.

It's just that I've been making

changes since we separated

and I would love to talk to you.

- I got a job.

- What?

- Mhmm. Here.

They offered me a big job.

To be like,

in charge of the people.

- In charge of the people.

- Yeah.

- So you don't need to worry

about me or feel sorry for me,

because I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be makin' the green.

- Frankie.

- Oh, hey, Chrissy. What's up?

- Sorry to interrupt.

Could you come to my room

when you're done here?

Could really use your help.

- Of course, babe.

We're building a boat

in a bottle.

Thin fingers.

- Oh, I didn't, sorry I lost

track of time, I didn't--

- You want a drink?

- What?

- You've been staring at me

all afternoon.

- I have?

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Pull up a stool.

- So how long you been a writer?

- Do I look like a writer?

- Okay, this is none of my

business,

but just be careful

with that chick.

She comes in here all the time.

- Really?

- Hmm.

- She's made... some you know,

pretty big films.

- Yeah, and she's also strung

a lot of assholes along.

- You callin' me an asshole?

- Did she tell you that

Jeremy Piven might be in it?

- Yeah. And that Brad Pitt's--

- Love... this. That's...

- Company would just love...

Right, okay. I get it.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

Are you a writer, too?

Are you a writer, too?

- Sort of. With my mouth.

- Okay.

I'm an improviser.

- Improv.

- Mhmm.

- That's so cool. I've always

wanted to try an improv class

but I'm... scared shitless.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm a teacher.

You should drop by a class.

- I am.

- You're an improv teacher?

- Why you workin' here?

- Well, to pay my rent.

- Okay, that's fair. All right.

- Do you wanna maybe grab

a bite?

Have a drink that's not

in an espresso cup?

- Um... I...

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Hey no, don't worry about it.

I... I'd love, I'd really love

to that. I just can't tonight.

- Well, that's too bad...

- Ian.

- Sonia.

- Nice to meet you, Sonia.

- Kate Hoffman.

- Gurdeep. Nice to meet you.

- You too. It's...

- Please.

So, I tried to Google you,

but nothing came up except

for an old Myspace page.

What's up with that?

- Uh, yeah, well uh,

a couple months ago,

I was actually the victim

of an identity cr-, theft.

Identity theft. And so I had

to switch my credit cards,

my Twitter, the whole thing.

It was a nightmare.

- Oh.

So zero online presence.

- Mhmm.

- I love that.

- Oh yeah.

even exist.

- It's kinda like you don't

- Poof.

Uh look, I've got a lifetime

of experience,

with a range of clients

that could be a real asset

to Baseline.

- Sure, but more experience

you have,

more bad habits I have to undo.

- Yes, but I am very fast

on my feet, quick learner,

and I'm open to new training.

- Mhmm.

Is that your son?

- What? No! No way, no.

No, no, he's my nephew.

I don't have any kids.

- Do you?

- Right.

- No. Not one. Not one son.

Just me, and a couple plants.

And uh, an exotic fish

collection.

- Modern day bachelorette.

- Hmm?

- Oh I'm sorry, are you married?

- No! No.

Well, I do.

I don't believe in marriage.

Um, well I'm engaged,

because that's sexy.

We're just like, when we're

older.

- Right.

Okay, let's try this.

- Really?

- Fantastic.

- Yup.

I should warn you I'm only

available 20 hours a week.

- As long as you get your shit

done,

your hours are your own.

- Cool.

- Oh, and I appreciate

what you're doing,

but just be you here.

- Just be me. Got it.

Yes, thank you.

- You missed a button.

- Did I?

When do you want me to finish?

- It doesn't matter!

- Oh yeah? Ah.

- Nice one.

- Why didn't I have a vasectomy

20 years ago? Woo!

Lionel: Paging Dr. Carlson.

Are you ready

for your next patient?

Please report to Room 69.

- Hmm.

- The only downside to having

a vasectomy is that,

now when I orgasm it feels

kinda empty, you know?

- Hmm.

- It's like when you come,

pointless.

- The fuck?

- Hey, when are we gonna have

sex in your new office?

- As soon as I get the keys.

- Huh.

Just think, I get to spread my

empty seed around there, too.

- Lionel.

Kendall: Oh, Frankie.

- Hey, you okay?

- I'm just having a lot

of feelings today.

You ever get that way?

- Yeah. Maybe you just need

a hug.

- Okay. That's a good start.

with some stuff

I was hoping you could help me

that's been resurfacing for me,

about my sisters?

They were twins.

- Okay.

Marley: She can't help you!

- It's only 2 storeys, Marley,

worst case scenario,

you'll break a leg.

- Hey, Marley, I can help you,

okay, but you gotta come down.

- You can't help me.

No one can.

Frankie: Marley, no!

Oh shit!

C-call an ambulance.

- How did you--

- Oh shit!

- I think I shattered my legs!

- Are you okay?

Frankie, help!

- No.

- Who the hell are you?

- I'm Isaac.

- What are you doing here?

- Watching "Gone Girl".

- Wait, should Zoe be watching

this?

- She's actually really

into it.

Jenny: Thanks for waiting,

Isaac.

Ian, you can't just barge

in here.

- Jenny, are you sleeping

with this child?

- What? Isaac?

No, he's the babysitter.

- Who's babysitting him?

- So did you wanna pay me,

or...?

- Yeah, wait,

what are you doing here?

- I'm picking up our daughter.

It's my weekend with her.

- I thought it was every

2 weeks.

I wrote this down for you.

- No, oh my god, Jenny,

Well, I already made plans.

My Dad got a cottage, and he

wants to take Zoe fishing.

So, is it cool if we take her

for the weekend?

Yeah, okay, fine,

but I want a phone number,

I want an address,

and I want a guarantee that...

guarantee that there's gonna be

a responsible adult

if she's anywhere near water,

Jenny.

- Yeah, I'll text you

the information.

- Okay, thank you.

Can I put her down?

- No. I got it.

- I love you.

I love you so much. So much.

- Okay, can you just go, Ian?

- I'm going.

Hi, baby. All right,

let's get you out of here.

How do you do this?

Zoe: Uh-uh.

- I know, uh-uh.

Sonia: Hello?

- Hey, uh, hi, Sonia. Um,

it's Ian from the coffee shop.

- The writer?

- Yes, exactly.

Hey um, listen,

my schedule cleared up

and I was just wondering,

I mean I can, if you can,

I'd love to get together.

- Leaving us, then?

- Yeah. This place is a little

too...

- Spring break-y?

Someone said that on Trip

Advisor.

- Look, thanks for seeing

something in me, but...

- I understand.

it's time I focus on my family.

The women here will miss you,

Frankie.

- She's gonna do great.

- Frank.

What are you doing-

I wish you had called first.

- Sorry, G, I just realized

that you were totally right--

Woman: Pizza here?

I'll get my wallet.

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, hi.

- Yeah uh, this is Reba.

And we were just--

- Hi there, Frankie.

I've heard so much about you.

- Mhmm.

I've actually been makin'

some cool connections, too.

- Oh, that's great.

Sexually.

- Mhmm.

- I should really...

- No, no, no

-...give you two some time.

- No, no, you're good,

you're good. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go, seriously.

Seriously.

- It's fine, yeah.

- Are you okay, Frankie?

- Yeah. I guess I didn't see it

happening like this, but...

what matters is,

it's happening.

- Do you maybe want to go

for a coffee this week?

We can talk more.

- I would love that.

- Okay. It's a date.

- It's a break-up date.

Kate: Kombucha is fermented

with a living colony

of bacteria and yeast.

Blech.

Explains the semen taste.

Nathan: What's that?

- Just because we're not

glamping,

doesn't mean we're old, right?

- What's glamping?

- Glamorous camping, Nathan.

- I knew that.

- So...

I got news.

- Okay? Should I be worried?

- I went to a job interview,

and I got it.

- Why wouldn't you tell me that?

This feels like deja vu.

- I know. It's not Montreal,

I swear. It's just...

It's just for a couple hours

a day, and it's...

a really good opportunity.

It pays well.

I've wanted to tell you,

really,

just we haven't been alone.

- I don't understand,

are you quitting Gaze?

- No. I was hoping

to work at both.

- Okay, wow.

I just don't get why you have

to go after so much being--

especially right now.

Is this 'cause your Dad?

'Cause he's proud of you,

you know that.

- He's dead.

But I'm not. And I want this.

- Plus it's kinda cool.

Everyone who works there

is like 20 years old,

and they're all--

- Guessing it's not the

married-with-kids type crowd.

- No, but that's why I'm doing

my research.

- Mhmm. I just uh,

I'm here if you need me.

- I know. Thank you.

- Don't go changing

who you are on me.

- I won't. I promise.

- Okay.