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Previously on Weeds:
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This is not what I had in mind.
Those are people's homes.
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FEMA's gonna set them up
at the Marriott.
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It's time to move on.
We take you off the sales floor.
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-Traffic?
-You bring in lots and lots of mota.
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-Holy shit.
-That house belongs to Celia.
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-Celia Hodes.
-Celia Hodes.
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She ran the whole thing.
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They're all lying.
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Please help me.
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Going to Ren Mar. Gonna see Bubbie.
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She's somewhere...
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...far, far away.
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The nurse was fired.
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Family member called and said
he was taking over her care.
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Hey, Dad, it's your family.
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Who the hell are you
bursting in here like this?
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-Why are you such a prick to me?
-I'm just not sure you're mine.
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-What, are you on the run?
-Yes.
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Well, that at least
I can wrap my head around.
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Bingo.
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Bubbie, who knew?
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Nice dress, Mom.
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We should've done this years ago.
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-Burn the house, move to the beach?
-You can hear the ocean.
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How great is that? Listen.
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That's Silas watering his pot plants
in the shower.
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Silas!
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Okay.
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The hair.
ldentity crisis, new start, I get it.
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More importantly,
the plants need to grow elsewhere.
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Out of this house. Now.
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-What are you so paranoid about?
-I'm paranoid about Len.
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-He wants to be called Lenny.
-lf Len sees those...
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...he might flip.
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Or steal them.
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Or smoke them.
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We just don't know. The bottom line
is, we don't shit where we eat.
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Or eat where we shit.
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Either way, words of wisdom.
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Well, then where am l
supposed to put them?
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Figure it out, young botanist.
Just get them gone.
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Where are you going?
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I need to buy a bed skirt.
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-I wanna go shopping for a bed skirt.
-You don't know what it is.
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It's like a dust ruffle.
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-How do you know what that is?
-Gays know what a dust ruffle is.
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-Silas.
-That's right.
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I'm a big fag,
so you can suck my dick.
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-Please can I come with you, Mom?
-No, honey.
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I need some alone time...
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...and you just told your brother
to suck your dick. Gross.
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-Where are you really going?
-I just told you. Errands.
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Dressed like that?
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Good morning, Andy.
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Len.
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Lenny.
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How long does it take Portnoy
up there to finish his business?
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Use the downstairs bathroom.
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I don't like the toilet in there.
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It's got a padded seat.
It's like taking a shit on a mushroom.
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I've taken a shit on mushrooms.
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And on a mushroom, actually.
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Of course you have.
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Bonnie and Clyde, I don't know
what you two are running from.
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And you know what? I don't care.
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Just give me $300 in cash right now
and the subject is dead.
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Okay.
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Nice doing business with you.
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Hey, so I'm doing something
potentially illegal today.
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What sort of potentially illegal activity
are you engaging in, in that dress?
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I got a page. He gave me an address.
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-Who? Your John?
-Guillermo.
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Psychotic gangster, burned-down
Agrestic Guillermo?
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Do you wanna keep living
with your father?
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It's work.
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It's fine.
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Keep your cell phone on.
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ln case of injury or imprisonment?
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ln case I need something
from the supermarket.
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Like a rape kit?
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I don't think they sell those at Ralphs.
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It's work, it's fine.
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Okay, have a good day at the office.
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Maddy Shaheen, I'm the public
defender assigned to your case.
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-Am I getting out?
-You gotta sit a little longer.
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-The charges won't stick.
-Oh, thank God.
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No one actually saw you drive
the Escalade into the store.
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So we're totally cool.
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-Escalade?
-It says Escalade.
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That's what came through the window
unless it was one of the Lincoln things.
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-What is it, a Navigator?
-What are you talking about?
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Felicia Harken?
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-Celia Hodes.
-Hodes, okay.
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Right. Hodes.
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Hey, any relation to Dean Hodes?
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A loser who was
hitting on me in law school.
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No. No relation.
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Okay, here we go.
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No, that is not it.
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Are you retarded?
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I'm just disorganized.
You don't have to be a bitch about it.
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Oh, here it is.
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Yeah, you're not getting out of here
anytime soon.
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I pose a bigger threat to the public...
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...than someone who drove a car
through a store window?
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An anti-drug crusader
caught with grow house?
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You're fucked like a stray dog
in Chinatown.
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I shouldn't be in here.
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The toilets are metal.
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Anyway, your hearing date's in
three weeks. You were on city council.
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So if you slept with any cops or judges
it's time to call in the favors.
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I'll be in touch, Sally.
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-Celia.
-Yeah, see you.
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Felicia?
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Hey, blanca.
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You said you had a job for me.
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Yeah, I do.
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And good morning to you.
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You need to get that fixed.
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Obviously.
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You gonna take a little drive
for me today, blanca.
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Go down to TJ
and get that light repaired.
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-ln Mexico?
-Cheaper labor there.
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I know a good garage.
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Once you get over the border, take any
left off Revolucion and follow the river.
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Paseo de los Heroes.
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And look for the beer can
horse head thing hanging outside.
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-Beer can horse head?
-Yeah, it's on the wall.
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-And that's it?
-No.
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I also want you to go to a farmacia
and get me some inhalers.
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Ventolin and Aerobid.
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Ten each. No, 1 5.
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And don't get me FLOVENT,
it gives me a rash.
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Ventolin and Aerobid.
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Can you give me the address
of this place and I'll put it in my GPS.
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Just, you know,
follow Paseo de los Heroes...
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...and look for the horse.
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And use your eyes.
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Spoon-fed Americana.
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There's 1 0,000 in it for you
if you don't fuck it up.
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Ten thousand dollars.
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No, cash on delivery.
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Hey. That's for the inhalers.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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We got you a present.
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Wait, what is that?
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Be gracious
when somebody gives you a gift.
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-I don't really do this kind of thing.
-That's good luck.
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Don't fuck with good luck.
Just say thank you.
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Well.
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How thoughtful.
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And really...
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...stuck on there.
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Thank you.
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You'll be fine.
Just smile and just act like you do.
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And, you know, you're gonna
come back...
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...and this money's gonna
jump into your purse.
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It will be a good day for blanca.
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Yeah.
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What am I really doing?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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The money doesn't like it
when you ask questions.
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-It gets very sad, wants to crawl away.
-All right, all right.
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Off to Mexico.
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Viva Zapata!
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I'm gonna be at the track until 4...
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...so you boys are basically
on your own.
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Just check the monitors.
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Keep an eye on her feeding tube
and check her diaper for deposits.
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And roll her in the afternoon.
That's so she doesn't get bedsores.
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Few minutes on each side.
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It's a shame you boys
never got a chance to know her.
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But you can blame your mother
for that.
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-Now, you, Alan Ladd.
-Shane.
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-And Klaus.
-Silas.
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lf either of you boys
have any big ideas...
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...about going through my things
while I'm gone, you can forget it.
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It's all rigged to blow your fingers off.
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So stay out of my stuff...
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...if you ever wanna handle
your little shmeckies again, okay?
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Now, I don't believe
in wireless phones...
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...so if something goes wrong,
you can page me at the track.
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And if she dies on your watch,
it's your fault.
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Got it?
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She does that sometimes.
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It's not necessarily bad.
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-Okay.
-It sounds bad, Grandpa Lenny.
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It's not.
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And when your Uncle Andrew...
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...crawls out of that
rattletrap van out there...
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...tell him I expect to be reimbursed
for everything he eats.
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And tell him he's a thief...
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...and that he still owes me $20,000.
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I gotta go, bye.
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You're on first watch.
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Guess who finished the Monster
Po Boy at The Gumbo Junction?
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Five feet of fried fish goodness.
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It was free because
he ate the thing in under an hour.
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People sang and threw beads.
It was awesome.
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Why are you here?
Where is Dean?
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He's down in the lobby hitting on
some chick who dug him in law school.
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And he wanted me to let you know
he's sorry there's no money for bail.
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You fuckers ratted me out.
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Might be another reason
why he's in the lobby.
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Where's Nancy?
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-Who? That nice widow?
-She should be in here.
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Not me. Nancy.
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My cellmate, Chita, says that
she's gonna make me her special girl.
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I have to get out of here now.
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It's good to make friends, Ceil.
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Breach the divide.
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Why can't we all just get along?
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I like your hair.
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I couldn't decide but I just did.
It's nice off her face, isn't it?
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-It's youthful.
-My life is in danger.
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Oh, come on, you're probably safer
in here than you are in town.
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People are outraged.
Your house burned to the ground...
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...but people spray-painted
"hypocrite" in the remains.
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You have to get me out of here.
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This is a nightmare.
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And it should be Nancy's nightmare,
not mine.
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-She does look scared, Doug.
-I am, baby.
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Mommy's terrified.
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Then maybe it's time for us to go.
I don't want you getting all upset.
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-This must be really hard for you.
-No.
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Please, please, please. I don't
want to be anybody's special girl.
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Visitation is over, come on.
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Help me. Help Mommy.
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Hi.
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Yo quiero una brake light para...
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...this car?
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Guillermo?
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Una brake light especial?
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I need to get my brake light fixed.
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Guillermo sent me.
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A hybrid, eh?
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Yeah, hybrid car.
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Gotta save those fossil fuels.
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Dead lraqi children.
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-What's wrong with that car?
-Broken taillight.
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You know, I'm still under warranty.
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I really don't wanna blow that.
So when you're fixing my light...
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...make sure everything's
back where you found it.
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Oh, and while you're in there...
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...can you override the thing that
stops me from doing GPS?
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-I heard you can do that.
-That's illegal.
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Una hora, you come back, eh?
249
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,182
An hour, great.
250
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,978
Well, I need a bag.
251
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,447
Small planet, doing my part.
252
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,577
End of street, red sign.
253
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,547
End of street, red sign.
254
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,353
Ten minutes, my limit.
After 1 0 minutes in the same room...
255
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,857
...I wanna kill or be killed.
256
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,495
Shane's in there...
257
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,528
...just staring at Bubbie's machines...
258
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,723
...scared to death
she'll kick on his watch.
259
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:32,665
Lenny's a master at giving kids
age-inappropriate tasks.
260
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,330
I'm surprised he didn't have Shane
drive him to the track.
261
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,839
He says you're a thief.
262
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,376
Who did?
263
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,814
Lenny. He said you...
264
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,176
...stole 20 grand from him
and he wants it back.
265
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,045
Unbelievable.
266
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,583
Unbelievable. You know what?
267
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,915
You're better off without a dad.
Fucks you up.
268
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,457
You're better off. At least
you can be your own person now.
269
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,396
I didn't mean that. I don't mean that.
270
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,457
I like your hair.
271
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,635
I did that too.
272
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:08,036
Tried to give myself a Mohawk
using my mom's lady shaver.
273
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,038
You're damaged.
274
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,937
I was born into it.
275
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,947
Terrific. So it's done?
276
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,712
Thirty.
277
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,721
-Thirty what?
-Dollars. For the light.
278
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,884
You're charging me?
279
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,864
Guillermo?
280
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,444
So, what do I do now?
281
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,142
You go home. Have a nice day.
282
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,100
No.
283
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,327
Diet Coke?
284
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,671
Diet Jarritos?
285
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,066
No.
286
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,212
Oh, iced latte?
287
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,577
Okay, I'll get for you, miss. It's $3.
288
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,274
Three dollars.
289
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,148
Do you have a change for a 50?
290
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,217
No. Nobody have.
291
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:12,357
-How much?
-It's two for 30, but for you, 25.
292
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,260
-The...
-Guitar? Yeah, guitar.
293
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,868
Do you have a red one?
294
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,072
Mellow out, Jesus.
295
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,449
God, no. No mas.
296
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,323
ls there a ba�o around?
297
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,123
-Toilet?
-No ba�o.
298
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,995
There is a Jack in the Box
on the other side.
299
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,897
San Ysidro.
300
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,921
Turn around.
301
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,131
Fine, enjoy the show.
302
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,240
God.
303
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,653
Not you.
304
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,632
Hi, sweetie.
305
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,602
Where are you?I've tried you like 50 times.
306
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,003
I was in a parking garage.
307
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,270
-What is it, honey?
-Isabelle texted me.
308
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,674
Did you know Mrs. Hodes is in jail?
309
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,782
-What?
-She got busted for a pot house.
310
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,515
Your pot house, Mom.
She's ratting you out.
311
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,882
Fuck.
312
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,850
Yes, Mom. Fuck.
313
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,688
Okay, I'm kind of busy right now.
Don't say fuck.
314
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,725
-Are we safe?
-Of course we're safe.
315
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,190
I think we shouldchange our identities.
316
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,127
Have your passport ready.
317
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:41,463
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
318
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,470
No passport?
319
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,040
I didn't know.
320
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,776
-So, what were you doing in Mexico?
-There's this skin cream.
321
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,642
Fade cream, actually.
322
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,943
Probably poison,
but definitely effective.
323
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,317
You came all the way here
for skin cream?
324
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,512
Yes, my skin is very important to me.
325
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,419
It's the first thing people see.
326
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,126
ls that alcohol, ma'am?
327
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,889
No, sir. That's my urine.
328
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,332
I see.
329
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,525
You mind unlocking your trunk?
330
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,274
Okay.
331
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,106
Thank you very much.
332
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:29,013
I'm gonna need you to pull over
to the second inspection area.
333
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:39,322
Doug says everyone fingered Celia.
334
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,868
Then he started giggling
because he said "fingered"...
335
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,696
...leading me to believe he's high.
336
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,838
But he's almost always high...
337
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,133
...so I believe the information
is reliable.
338
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,704
There's Mom.
339
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,776
How did it go at the track today, Dad?
Catch a few winners?
340
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,316
No? Not one?
341
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,988
Shocking.
How many races were there? Nine?
342
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,587
Anything?
Did you blow the whole 300?
343
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,024
I bet your grandpa
doesn't have $5 left in his wallet.
344
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,130
Can't pick a winner to save his life.
345
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,631
August 1 4th, 1 983.
346
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,826
-And away we go.
-Kentucky Mistress.
347
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,403
Lady's A Charm, Please Pass the Salt.
348
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:22,630
Winners.
349
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,036
Not one, three.
350
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,508
That trifecta
was the overlay of the century.
351
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:31,308
I clocked their workouts
for four months.
352
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,349
You clocked your shits
for four months.
353
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,317
I asked that prick over there
to pedal his little bicycle...
354
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,614
...which I bought him...
355
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:42,385
...up to Del Mar and throw down
a hundred dollars on a sure thing.
356
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:43,561
Father of the year.
357
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,229
What the fuck does he do?
358
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,488
He pockets it.
359
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,857
Goes out and buys himself
some Star Trek piece of shit.
360
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,036
It was Boba Fett.
361
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,364
I don't even know what that means.
362
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,234
Ganef.
363
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,066
I trusted you, and you lied to me.
364
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,711
"Oh, Dad, the horse lost."
365
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:05,110
They did lose every other time.
366
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,481
You never won.
367
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,381
That trifecta was a fluke.
368
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,683
That's the beauty of gambling.
369
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:15,917
You lose, you lose, and then
you win big to make up for it.
370
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,857
You stole my win big.
371
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,428
You destroyed the beauty.
372
00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:20,598
What were you doing?
373
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,529
Sending two kids to the track
to place your bets, anyway?
374
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,963
Judah would have never--
375
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,728
The whole thing was Judah's idea!
376
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:28,130
Lower your voice.
377
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,332
-You'll agitate your Bubbie.
-Bubbie was in on it too.
378
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:35,070
She told us to take your money. Go
to the boardwalk and have some fun.
379
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,544
"He'll never win," she said.
"He's a schlimazel."
380
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,650
-She never said such a thing.
-She did. Tell him, Bubbie.
381
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:44,720
Leave her alone. She's a bag of
broccoli. lf Judah were alive today--
382
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,153
-She's trying to talk.
-lf Judah were alive, what?
383
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,020
She's trying to talk!
384
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,739
-What did she say?
-Something about Target.
385
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,473
ldiot.
386
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:08,134
It's Yiddish. She speaks Yiddish.
387
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:09,404
What does it mean?
388
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,911
It means, "Kill me."
389
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,185
You see what you've done?
390
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,985
-Oh, could I just--
-Get back behind the line.
391
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,364
Oh, you think there's a tiny
little immigrant stuffed in my lipstick?
392
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,999
Joke.
393
00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,936
You didn't laugh
because I was redundant.
394
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,808
Tiny, little.
395
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:52,256
Bingo.
396
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,118
This one is mine, boys.
397
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:03,728
Would you like to explain why you
have drugs hidden in your vehicle?
398
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,403
Welcome back, blanca.
399
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,770
It took you a while.
400
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:15,469
I see you got some souvenirs.
401
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,547
They tore the car apart,
couldn't find anything.
402
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:19,910
You guys are good.
403
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,551
Good at what?
404
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,448
They're in the engine.
405
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,679
Am I right?
406
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,255
What's in the engine?
407
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,289
The drugs.
408
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,552
Who said anything about drugs, man?
409
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,492
-Where are my inhalers?
-Right, the inhalers.
410
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:34,926
They were confiscated.
411
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,863
Apparently, I needed a prescription.
412
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,501
You buy a prescription for 1 0 bucks
from the guy in the farmacia.
413
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:43,668
I ask you for one thing.
414
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,934
You know how much
a Ventolin costs here?
415
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,839
Shit.
416
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,083
What?
417
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:55,453
It's a camera.
418
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,249
Like Taxicab Confessions.
419
00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:01,118
This was to see
how you did with the border cops.
420
00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,884
We're gonna do post-game later.
421
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,660
You were recording me?
422
00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,457
No, wait. You were recording me,
and there's no drugs?
423
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,534
The car was clean?
424
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,102
It kind of smells like pee.
425
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,873
So, what,
are you just fucking with me?
426
00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,269
This is bullshit.
427
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,207
You think those guys
who flew into the towers...
428
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,215
...that was their first time
on an airplane?
429
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:30,818
It's practice.
430
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,885
Go home and think about
what you did wrong.
431
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,593
Tomorrow we review the tape.
432
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:42,797
Do I get paid for that too?
433
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:47,302
You're lucky you're getting half.
434
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:48,995
You lost my inhalers.
435
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,373
I think I'm starting to believe you.
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