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EPISODE 19

Brother-in-law,

this is my last request.

Can I...

I want to make you happy.

Wei En,

you know that I can't do that.

Brother-in-law,

I feel so embarrassed now.

You don't need to feel embarrassed.

I just don't want to hurt you.

But you promised that you'll give me a beautiful memory.

Please,

I'm going to be miserable, because I won't be able to forget you.

And what you're requesting now will only torture me further.

Then... can you hold me?

Good night.

There are nine steps.

There are nine steps.

"Develop new customers," develop new customers.

Show hospitality, provide consultation.

Oh, god!

"Present products, show hospitality, provide consultation."

"Introduce the car, test drive."

"Develop new customers, show hospitality, present products, test drive."

"Test drive, negotiate, seal the deal, deliver the car, follow up."

I was already bad at memorizing when I was a student.

There's no way I can remember any of these now.

What should I do?

I hate lazy people.

I only befriend those who work hard.

The two of you, please think about what I said.

Our company is not a leisure center for bored housewives.

One day, I'll make you take back what you said.

-Develop new customers-- -Mommy?

Yu Meng!

What's wrong?

When is daddy coming home?

Did he get eaten by the big bad wolf?

No way! Your daddy is very strong!

He'll definitely beat the big bad wolf,

so don't you worry, all right? Now, hurry up and go to bed.

I don't want to. I want to stay with you.

The only thing I want to do now is

to return to my sweet home,

lie on my comfy bed,

and hug my beautiful wife.

Not even a Victoria's Secret model could change my mind!

XIAO CIANG

Xiao Ciang?

I deleted Da Ciang, but I forgot to delete Xiao Ciang.

Which girl is Xiao Ciang anyway?

Oh, that girl.

You know what?

Jerry is having an affair with a girl named Da Qiang.

Who the hell is Da Qiang? What a stupid nickname!

How did he come up with such a stupid nickname?

If I hadn't used his phone and returned that call,

I would never have found out Da Qiang is actually a slut.

Jun Jun,

this kind of man is not worth your tears.

The man that really deserves your tears would never let you cry.

You always make me smile. You never let me cry.

I regret dumping you for him.

That's right, but still you did the right thing.

A decent and self-righteous man like me

would only be wasting your time.

Come on! Come to my place!

-What for? -I want to get even with Jerry.

I'm going to sleep with you.

Yes!

Oh, no! This is a bad idea.

I'm going to regret it tomorrow.

No, you'll definitely regret it, too!

How about this? I'll find some friends,

and we can go to karaoke and sing until the morning.

Afterwards, we'll have a great breakfast.

Then, I'll make sure you get home safe and sound.

This way you won't feel sad anymore, all right?

Okay, I'll take your advice.

What's wrong, Wei En?

You lied to me.

My wish didn't come true.

I wished the dawn would never come,

but it has.

I don't need anyone else but you in my life.

Now, I just lost you too.

I'm sorry.

I can't stop the sun from rising.

I can't stop you from leaving as well.

I'm sorry.

From now

and onward,

you're not my cousin's husband.

You're not Wen Rui Fan.

You're simply

a man who sheds tears for me.

Wow, she sleeps like a pig.

Singing is so exhausting.

By the way, what is Wen Rui Fan doing?

Hello?

Hello? Hey buddy, are you still sleeping?

Hey, I didn't sleep at all, because I was so worried about you.

What were you worrying about?

Why are you whispering?

Wait, is Wei En right beside you?

Did you sleep with her?

Don't worry. Nothing happened.

Wei En.

Wei En!

Brother-in-law, thank you.

These past two days

were the best days of my life.

From now on,

you and I,

we should go our separate paths.

I can't imagine how lonely you would be.

Remember,

think about me when you feel lonely.

I only want you to be happy.

You know how terrible I'm at goodbyes,

so I decided to leave first.

I'll forever love you. From Wei En.

-Sir, I want steamed dumplings. -Okay.

-How much is it? -$5.

-Here's $10. -Haven't seen you in a while.

It's really not easy to get here,

but my colleagues just love your steamed dumplings.

So this is my way of socializing with my colleagues.

I want to try your rice milk.

Then I want to try your soy milk.

Sure. My fried bread stick tastes great, too. You should try it.

Give it to me!

That was definitely Hao Kang De's voice.

Only he could speak such dirty jokes.

Miss, here are your steamed dumplings.

-I gave you extra dumplings. -Thank you, sir.

-Please visit us again. -Yes, sure.

Shouldn't Hao Kang De be on a business trip?

How could he be here?

That couldn't be possible.

Oh, no! Now I'm hearing things.

I made this soy milk by myself.

It's nutritious, and the making process is hygienic.

-Manager, please try! -Sure, thank you.

-You're welcome. -This smells great!

Manager, you must smell these steamed dumplings.

Try them, soy milk goes with steamed dumplings.

-Come on. -All right, all right.

-Thank you. -Hold on!

Someone needs to watch the door.

If Mr. Lan comes back suddenly,

we'll be in so much trouble.

Don't worry!

Mr. Lan is going to visit another store and torture other salespeople today.

Great, but this is so weird.

I've never seen him smile since I met him.

Exactly! He should be more kind like our manager.

He's such a weird person.

Wow! Xie An Zhen, you have a good sense of humor.

Wow, wow, wow! Xie An Zhen, you have improved drastically.

You've finally learned how to suck up to your boss.

No, I was being serious.

Manager is just joking with you.

Come on, relax. Relax, everyone!

We're all human. We're not robots, right?

We need to relax sometimes.

Mr. Lan is such a stickler.

He's way too serious!

What's wrong with this young man? I feel so sorry for his wife.

You don't need to feel sorry for him.

-Mr. Lan is still single. He-- -Rui Xuan.

Hurry up and eat your dumplings. Finish them while they're warm.

-Let's eat! -Okay, let's eat first. Manager!

-I thought so too. -Let's eat.

Who would want to marry a man like him?

Come.

What is it?

Don't gossip about Mr. Lan

in front of so many people.

-He has an informant. -That's right.

God, who's the snitch?

Maybe that person didn't mean to be a snitch.

Maybe the word just got out, and eventually Mr. Lan heard about it.

If Mr. Lan bullies us again,

I'll ask my husband to kick his ass!

You miss your husband, don't you?

What?

They'll be back soon.

What? I don't miss him at all.

Hey, you know what? When I was buying breakfast this morning,

I swear I heard Hao Kang De's voice.

But when I turned my head around, I didn't see him.

No way. That was definitely someone else.

Didn't you say he's been behaving well lately?

Well,

maybe it was just all an act to make me trust him again.

You need to trust him more.

You don't understand.

If your husband cheated on you once,

it would break all the trust that you used to have for him.

Wait a minute.

If Hao Kang De used this business trip as an excuse to go out with a woman,

then my brother would be his accomplice.

-That's impossible. -Right. No way.

The number you've dialed is unavailable. Please dial again later.

Hao Kang De turned off his phone?

Should I call my brother

and then ask him to put Hao Kang De on the phone?

This is the only way to know if they're really on a trip together.

No, I can't do this. My brother will definitely scold me.

Besides, they must have already come up

with an excuse.

I shouldn't approach this matter so directly.

Hello? May I speak to Hao Kang De?

Mr. Hao took a day off today. He didn't come to work.

He took a day off?

Isn't he on a business trip?

No, he's not on a business trip .

Oh, all right. Thank you.

Calm down.

I have to be calm, or else I won't catch him.

Who the hell is his mistress?

Wei En, what a surprise!

What are you doing?

Could it be that bitch?

Hello, this is PJ.

Hello, is Li Wei En there?

Hold on. Hey, someone's looking for Wei En.

Okay.

Hi, sorry but Wei En took a day off today.

You can leave a message with me.

Or you can call again tomorrow.

She's not there?

All right, thank you.

They both took a day off.

I knew it.

Wait and see, you adulterers.

I'll rip you apart!

Gosh!

-Thank you. -No problem.

Hey, Ah Tang, look at this.

I saw this puzzle on Wei En's desk.

What the hell? Why would she do this at work?

The left side is done. It's Wei En.

I wonder what's on the right side?

Hey, that's a young girl in the center, right?

Come on, it's none of your business.

The maximum horsepower of this engine is 200 PSI.

And the maximum torque is about 29kg.

V6 engine is very powerful.

It allows you to change gears easily.

-It also saves fuel. You'll find -Come here.

this car very comfortable.

Come here.

What do you want?

What is it?

Hao Kang De's parents sent me

-a lot of dietary supplements. -Okay.

The labels are all written in English, and I don't understand a word.

I can't take them unless I understand the instructions,

so can you give me Wei En's address?

I want her to translate them for me.

Why? I thought Kang De speaks English well.

Well, he's just a poser.

He pretends to know everything.

-It's better that I ask Wei En. -I see.

Okay.

I asked her address when she moved.

Let me check my phone. Hold on.

Hey, just tell Kang De to show her the supplements in the office.

Then I'll be setting him up with her.

Are you still suspecting Kang De and Wei En?

Hey, you have to believe me.

There's something fishy going on between them.

Come on. Wei En has a boyfriend.

Who is her boyfriend?

She doesn't let anyone know, so it's a secret.

Shit, she is definitely having an affair with Hao Kang De then.

Or why is she acting so secretive?

Yes, I found it.

-Hey, thanks! -No problem.

Oliver,

I'm so sad.

I feel like...

I feel like I can't breathe.

What should I do?

What do I do?

Whoever it is, just leave me alone!

Who is it?

What time is it?

Hello? Wen Rui Fan, have you arrived in Taipei yet?

Yes.

Where are you?

Why?

I thought I should drive you home.

Just to make this trip more believable, so we won't raise suspicion.

Cut it out.

What do you mean, "cut it out"?

No!

Crap! Don't tell me you're at Wei En's place.

Who is it?

Wrong number.

Are you feeling sick?

Did you catch a cold when we were watching the stars?

Didn't you read my letter?

Why did you have to come here?

I hate not being able to say good-bye.

Actually your beautiful ex-girlfriend, Ai Lin, was right.

Bidding farewell is such a phony act.

It makes the whole situation worse.

Why do you have to be like this?

Can't we just say good-bye to each other nicely?

Okay!

Good-bye! Is that enough?

Or are you still not satisfied?

Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye!

Are you happy now?

What more do you want from me?

Sir, can you please drive faster?

-I'm really in a hurry. -Okay.

You've been pondering for so long.

Haven't you made up your mind yet?

Brother-in-law, I like everything about you.

But having a soft heart is

your only flaw.

You don't love An Zhen anymore,

yet you can't leave her, because you feel sorry for her.

You need me to leave,

yet you can't let me go, because you feel sorry for me.

I can't do this anymore. Our relationship is like riding a swing.

One minute, we fly up into the sky. Next minute, we fall down into the void.

I can't deal with your indecisiveness.

Can't you just make up your mind?

If you're going to leave, then don't turn your head back again.

What are you still doing here? Come home with me now.

Can't you see I'm leaving?

Don't worry. I won't turn my head back again.

Hey, Wei En!

Are you all right? Did you hurt yourself?

Isn't this what you want? To see me die? Wouldn't you be happy if I died?

Why do you say that? I'm not some kind of villain!

Not everyone in this world is your enemy.

Even if you had an enemy, that would be your own fault, too.

You people...

You have everything.

A loving family, and a loved one.

You own everything, and you didn't even have to fight for it.

But for me,

I didn't ask for much!

I only wanted a little bit of care, and a little bit of love.

I fought so hard, but I still have nothing!

This is not fair!

Wei En,

you're a beautiful girl. You can have any kind of guy you want.

Why did you have to choose Wen Rui Fan?

Let me tell you,

you don't choose love, love chooses you.

Bullshit!

No one uses this kind of lame excuse anymore!

I had heard of this excuse

before you were even born!

This is just an excuse for people who lack self-control.

What?

Why are you staring at me?

Yes, I lack self-control,

so I had multiple affairs in the past.

But I'm a coward, and that's my weakness.

When I think of my family and my wife,

I cower and back out immediately.

But you're too courageous!

You put yourself in danger,

and you put everyone in danger, too.

Excuse me, you don't have the right to insult me.

Please don't hate me.

I hope one day you'll understand that I was actually helping you.

Hey, hey, Wei En, what's wrong?

Don't die right now! Can't you wait until I leave?

-Hao Kang De! -What?

-Keep your hands away from her! -No, no, no! I wasn't--

Li Wen En, you homewrecker!

-I'm going to kill you! -Calm down, honey!

She's not feeling well.

You feel bad for her? Get out of the way!

Li Wei En, I'm telling you,

I knew you were trouble the first time I saw you

in those red heels!

Li Wen En, you homewrecker!

You homewrecker! Let go off me!

Let go of me!

I don't care, I don't care.

-Hao Kang De cheated on me! -Hello? Rui Fan?

-Where are you? -What do I do?

-Gosh, come over here first! -What do I do?

-Rui Xuan is throwing a fit now! -I want a divorce!

She wants to divorce Kang De.

Shut up and stand straight!

-God. -Oh, gosh!

Rui Xuan, stop crying!

You're scaring the hell out of me.

I'm telling you, I can't take this anymore!

I would rather die, than stay married to him.

-Dad, you have to do something about this. -Hey!

You didn't ask for my permission when you married him.

Come on honey, stop crying.

I didn't cheat on you!

-You didn't? -Yes.

You're lying!

You lied about the business trip. You were actually on leave.

Mom.

Hey, Rui Fan, thank god you're here.

Come here, it's a mess right now! Clear this up for us.

Rui Xuan,

what the hell? Why didn't you come to me directly?

Why do you have to pester Mom and Dad?

Yes! You and I need to have a talk, too!

Wen Rui Fan, are you still my brother?

How could you help Hao Kang De?

You made up the business trip, so I wouldn't suspect anything, right?

Were you trying to set me up?

All right, stop it!

Do you have any proof of this?

Proof?

I just picked him up from Wei En's place!

That's the proof! I want a divorce!

Kang De!

-Calm down! -You messed around with your relative?

Dad, I didn't! I didn't do anything!

-I'm being falsely accused! -What?

-You-- -All right, all right!

This is a misunderstanding!

Kang De has nothing to do with this.

Actually the person that is seeing Wei En is...

It's me!

Yes, I'm having an affair with her. I'm cheating on Rui Xuan!

You asshole!

How could you do this to my daughter? I'm going to beat you to death.

You're not getting out of here alive.

-All right! -Calm down!

You asshole! I'm going to kill you!

You asshole! How could you do this to me?

Go away! Don't touch me!

Let go of me! Go away!

This is infuriating!

Put me down! Put me down!

-What are you doing? -Honey!

Just give me a minute! I'll explain everything.

Get lost!

Do you know why I was at Wei En's place?

You only have 30 seconds left.

Because I wanted to bring Wen Rui Fan home.

Hao Kang De, you're getting bold.

You're getting good!

Are you smearing my brother in order to get yourself out of trouble?

-Don't you know that my brother is-- -A role model for all husbands.

The perfect example of a good husband.

I know that! But the problem is that he really is in love right now.

He was the one who went on a trip with her.

Didn't you see he almost confessed just now?

Honey, I know that you worship your brother.

That's why I didn't want to tell you.

But you know what? You really gave me no choice.

Are... you telling the truth?

Yes, I swear.

You can ask Wen Rui Fan yourself later.

What do we do now?

What else can we do? Let's just try to cover it up first.

Rui Fan, this will kill An Zhen.

Wei En and I share similar feelings, but we didn't sleep together.

We didn't do her wrong!

Wen Rui Fan, are you still my brother?

Are you really my brother?

You've changed so much!

I don't want to be a two-faced person either!

I don't want to lie to An Zhen anymore.

I can't take the pressure anymore.

Didn't you say we have to own up to our mistakes?

I'm willing to confess to her. I can tell her what's been going on!

Are you crazy?

What's the point of telling An Zhen when you've already broken up with Wei En?

An Zhen will never get over this.

Yes, keeping a secret is uncomfortable.

Telling the truth will definitely make you feel better.

Have you thought about An Zhen's feelings? You'll only cause her agony.

She'll suffer far greater pain than you.

She might even break down.

Is that how you repay a woman that you loved

and who still loves you deeply?

Do you actually think

that I was helping you? No, I was doing it for An Zhen!

Wen Rui Fan, listen to me.

If you really feel bad for An Zhen, then you better go home right now

and be the good husband that you used to be.

Just cover up this mistake and never let An Zhen know.

If she found out, your relationship will never be the same.

Do you hear me?

I know very well what I should do.

Honey,

Rui Fan and Wei En have already broken up.

Let's just pretend that this never happened.

Don't tell An Zhen, all right?

Poor An Zhen.

She really has the right to know.

This is infuriating!

Li Wei En, what's so special about that homewrecker?

I have no idea as well.

Who knows? Maybe Rui Fan has been possessed.

I used to worship my brother.

When did he become such an asshole?

Asshole!

You, you're an asshole too.

Why did you help my brother cheat on An Zhen?

-What was in it for you? -What?

Fine, go and tell An Zhen the truth now.

You'll only make her miserable. What's the point in that?

Wen Rui Fan,

you have to bury Wei En in your heart.

Somewhere

deep inside your heart.

Then, go home and start all over again.

Start everything all over again!

Wow! This smells so good!

Hey, Yu Meng, Daddy's home!

-Remember what to say? -Okay!

Okay, go and tell him now!

Daddy!

Don't ever, ever go on a business trip again!

All right, okay.

Yu Meng, going on a business trip is very tiring.

Daddy doesn't like to leave us either.

But he has to take care of us, so that's why he always works so hard.

-Don't you think daddy is the greatest? -Daddy is the greatest!

All right, you two, wash your hands and get ready for dinner.

-Let's go wash our hands. -Okay.

Go and wash your hands.

Okay.

-Honey? -Yes?

Why don't you take a shower?

-Go on. I'll unpack for you. -Okay.

Honey,

the curry was very delicious.

Okay.

Have you finished making the robot?

Give it to me.

I'm going to put it in a visible place, so it'll remind you of me.