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EPISODE 11

Oh, you and Rui Xuan must be quite in love, too?

Of course. Although we fight all the time,

I love her very much.

-Really? -Of course.

Every time we fight, we fight so hard the roof almost crumbles.

We even say we are going to get a divorce.

But when it comes down to it, well, Rui Xuan will start acting clueless

as if she had amnesia,

and then forgive everything that has happened.

This is true love.

Don't laugh.

No matter how crazy the relationship is before the marriage

or how deeply people are in love,

when they spend more time together, it will turn into this kind of love.

Then why is Rui Xuan always suspicious of you?

Well,

in the past, I did have some small little affairs.

But in reality, when a man likes another woman,

it might not be because he doesn't have a happy family,

or he is really in love with that other woman.

If it's not love,

then what is it?

Stress. Stress from work.

Some say it's midlife crisis.

Men always like to philander around

as a way to avoid problems.

When this happens, finding another woman can provide much needed relief from life.

There are some people who are too bored and want to find some thrills.

But the sad thing is, those women in the affair.

They are thinking of love and romance.

They don't know the truth.

Then isn't he lying?

Men are stupid that way.

Stupid to the point that they don't know the truth themselves.

They are deceiving themselves.

Wei En, don't be like the women involved in affairs.

Thinking about love and romance, but ending up with nothing.

But maybe those women don't want anything.

They don't want men to get a divorce and marry them.

They just want a relationship.

Isn't that even more stupid?

Women like you can easily find partners if you want relationships.

Promise me.

When you find a boy that you want to date, he has to pass three tests.

First, we have to check his ID.

Second, his resident registration.

Third, endure grilling from me.

If any bastard dares to have an affair with Wei En,

then your brother-in-law and I will make him regret it.

You jerk!

I knew you were lying to me, Hao Kang De. Playing basketball?

Can you play basketball on the swings?

I think you forgot about how fierce I could be.

Play basketball on wheelchairs from now on.

Honey, I swear.

I was only talking with Wei En on the swings.

Honey, I love you the most.

Go to hell.

-So cold. -Come inside.

-Honey. -Yes?

The atmosphere reminds me of Japanese and Korean dramas.

-So, are you happy? -Of course.

Except biking.

My legs still hurt.

But honey, thank you.

Anata, gamsahapnida.

Who speaks Japanese and Korean in one sentence?

Let me check your nationality.

What are you doing?

I need to know what kind of person I'm sleeping with.

If you give birth to a Japanese,

then I have to prepare insoles.

If it's Korean,

I need to save money so he or she can have plastic surgery when grown up.

You are so bad.

I'm joking.

Honey, I heard it's easier to get pregnant when the body temperature is high.

We just soaked in the hot spring, right?

Should we try it?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

-Let's get pregnant. -Okay.

Let's have our own baseball team, okay?

You think you are a pig? Baseball team?

Men always like to philander around as a way to avoid problems.

When this happens, finding another woman can provide much needed relief from life.

There are some people who are too bored and want to find some thrills.

But the sad thing is, those women in the affair.

They are thinking of love and romance.

They don't know the truth.

Love is not about possession, miss.

If you make other person have no space to even breathe,

then you need a pet, not a lover.

Go away.

What's wrong, honey?

Sorry.

It's alright, okay?

It's my turn.

-Do it again. -Let me see.

Take one step.

-Hey, you took too many steps. -No.

We are back!

-Hello! -Mom is back!

The second honeymooners.

Dad, I missed you so much.

Dad missed you, too.

Hey.

-Where's Wei En? -I don't know.

She just stayed in her room. She didn't even tell stories to us.

I see.

Hello? Yes.

You are here? Okay.

-Who is it? -You will see later.

Go to your uncle.

Hey.

Your face looks a bit swollen. You must be pregnant.

-I hope so, too. -Oh.

So? Is everything okay?

-Yes, okay. -See?

I told you everything would be fine.

I told you,

even if Kang De cheats 100 times, my brother won't cheat once.

I was just sitting here.

Honey, come here.

What's wrong?

-You'll see when you come. -Oh.

Okay.

-What are you doing? -You'll see. Come.

Where... Where are you taking me?

-Where? -All right.

I'm giving you a surprise.

What trick do you have up your sleeve now?

-Are you ready? -Yes.

Three, two, one.

Honey, I don't usually give you gifts.

You always need to drive places.

So I thought it would be good if you had your own car.

I bought a car just for you.

Here you go.

Do you like it?

I like it.

Oh, Rui Fan, you bought a car without telling me?

You have loose lips. I was worried that you would tell An Zhen.

-Then there's no surprise anymore. -Come on.

Rui Fan, did you win the lottery? This car is expensive.

See if your husband treats you especially well these days.

Giving you expensive gifts even when it's not a holiday.

Giving unnecessarily, it's never a good thing.

Advanced features.

He says that he is my older brother

and doesn't let me earn any money.

An Zhen, start the car. Let's try the car out.

I'm not in the mood.

An Zhen, I know what you are thinking.

This is not a gift. No.

This doesn't count as a gift.

There's always the home base.

Before the enemy gets a point for getting to the final base,

you still haven't lost.

Then what counts as a home base?

Let's try it out first.

SLIDE TO UNLOCK WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14

NEW MESSAGE FROM WEI EN

From Wei En: I hate you!

I hate you!

Who is it?

It's the company. I need to call them back.

Wei En.

Wei En.

Your call will be transferred to the voice messaging system.

The fee will start after the beep.

Please hang up if you don't want to leave a message.

For a quick message, please press pound after the beep.

Wei En.

Don't you know how much I got hurt by your message?

I'm not ignoring your calls.

My phone ran out of battery when I got there.

When you hear my message, call me right back.

What counts as a home base?

It's sneaking around without a proper reason.

Avoiding you and calling secretly. Or even video chatting.

And then getting scared when you suddenly appear.

Then that's undeniable evidence.

Honey.

Why are you up so late?

I wanted to drink water.

You said you were calling someone?

I'll talk to them at the office tomorrow.

You made me unable to sleep at all last night.

Are you happy?

I'm happy.

Did you get my message?

Think about it. Isn't this unfair to me?

You wanted me to take An Zhen on vacation.

-But then you-- -Why should I listen to it?

You didn't call me once.

Wei En, can you be more reasonable?

My phone ran out of battery when I got there.

And I went on vacation because of your sister.

I wanted to be to treat her well when I was there.

Treat her well?

Did you think about my feelings?

I can only think of you two being lovey dovey the whole day.

Did you think about my feelings?

I kept thinking, why isn't that person me?

Why, why, why?

Tell me why.

Brother-in-law, I'm sorry.

It's my problem, sorry.

I didn't hear from you.

So I was thinking...

Do you really love me?

Or do you just want

to play with me?

It's my problem, sorry.

Wei En.

One day you may not like me anymore.

Or you may want to leave soon.

Even if you hurt me in any way, I don't care.

But you have to remember.

I don't easily say

the word "love".

Sorry.

Hello? Mom, are your knees getting better?

That's good.

Right. I wanted to ask you

if the lady from the temple that you mentioned was any good.

Right, the one for affairs.

No. I don't need to go. Why would I?

That's for someone else.

It's for Rui Xuan.

Where is the temple?

Don't worry. This temple is really good.

The master will help you chase away the woman chasing your husband for sure.

Really?

Master, you have to save me.

My husband's mistress is really arrogant.

She came to me asking when we are getting a divorce.

She made me so mad.

-It's too much, disgusting. -So disgusting.

He is mine, why should I divorce?

I helped him become who he is today.

-Right. Don't get a divorce. -Don't divorce.

Your husband didn't meet a regular woman.

She's a fox demon with a 1,000 years of practice.

Thank God you came here to find me. Or else your family would fall apart.

Really?

Thank you.

But it's been a while since I got the last talisman.

Can I have a stronger one?

How daring and rude you are!

-Master, don't be angry. -Don't be angry.

Please keep going. Don't get mad.

It won't be easy to take care of your husband this time.

You owe each other much throughout your past lives.

It has to be taken care of step by step.

-Be patient. -Don't be angry. Sorry.

Take this talisman.

Put it on the southeast corner of the bed

Okay.

If that fox demon still doesn't go away,

then expect a great shock.

Master, thank you.

-Next. -Next.

Xie An Zhen.

Xie An Zhen.

It's me.

But I think I came to the wrong temple.

My husband, he didn't do anything.

Come here.

-Hurry. -Hurry.

-Master might become angry. Go sit. -Come on.

-Sit down. Master is really good. -Master is really good.

Sit down.

Xie An Zhen, nominal age of 33.

Asking if her husband has another woman.

Please, say it more quietly.

More quietly?

Quiet is loud, loud is quiet.

Don't be afraid of what I can do.

I know vixens the best.

They run away when they hear my name.

I know, but my husband didn't...

He just became a bit weird. Different from before.

So I don't know if he...

-Is you husband a man? -Of course.

If he's a man, then he'll have a man's weakness.

Why are you still doubting?

But my husband has been so good to me.

He never flirts with other women.

-He's lying. -You were cheated on.

Who are you guys? Do you know my husband?

How can you say that?

I think you are just here to watch other people.

This woman is still in denial. Explain it to her.

Don't be impatient.

Don't get angry.

They have the same fate as you. All asking about their husband's affair.

So sad. Since 1,500 years ago,

I've been living until now.

Men still haven't changed their instinct to have affairs.

But my husband is really different. He's different from other people.

Does he have two heads and four mouths?

That's even better. He can lie four times at a time.

Let me tell you.

My husband is the best husband in the world.

He won't betray the family or betray me.

You guys don't know anything.

-Then what are you doing here? -Right.

Wake up.

Oh, what just happened?

Chi Kong Master will be scared away by that woman.

Isn't there no solution because she doesn't believe?

-Did she pay? -Yes. We got the money.

-As long as we got the money. -Okay.

There're a lot of customers watching. Business is important. Hurry.

-Come here. Come here. -Hurry.

-Please. Please! -Come here.

Master, I actually did pay money. So...

Thank you.

Can this piece of paper really save...

my marriage?

What did you need me so urgently for?

Hey.

What's wrong?

Rui Xuan.

The enemy ran to home base and scored.

What?

Yesterday, Rui Fan got a message.

He avoided me and returned the call. Then I sneaked close to him.

He was scared to call after that.

Didn't you say that this was sure evidence?

Wow.

I am so good at predicting things.

Why don't good predictions come true and only bad ones do?

What should I do, Rui Xuan?

When I think of his face, I feel so angry.

An Zhen, don't be sad. You can count on me.

That stupid woman did it for real.

I'm going to reason with that He Ai Lin now.

If she doesn't go away, then we'll beat her.

And I'll tell my parents to push him to spit it out.

If he doesn't confess, then just get a divorce.

-Divorce? -Yes.

Divorce...

I don't want to divorce, I don't want to divorce.

I... I don't want to divorce.

What happened?

An Zhen.

An Zhen.

What happened? Why are you spacing out?

I don't know.

I have customers waiting for me. What's wrong?

Nothing...

Hey.

An Zhen, didn't you ask me about that accurate psychic

for your friend? Here.

I made an appointment for you. It was hard to get it.

It's at noon.

What's wrong?

What happened?

-Did Rui Fan-- -No.

No, I just wanted to say why I have to see a psychic.

We control our own fate. There's no need.

No matter if you want to go or not, I already made an appointment for you.

So you have to do me a favor.

What favor?

My sales for this month is so bad.

And the new director is coming soon.

What if he fires me?

Call all your friends to come here and look at those cars.

Please, I don't have friends.

I've saved some money and I want to buy a car like yours.

I want to get some information.

Wait. Lan Tien Wei wants to buy a car. Go talk to him.

-Really? -Yes.

Call him and make him come here to look around.

You can call him.

I'm not close with him.

Don't go. Help me sell the car.

Thank you.

I'll go find Rui Xuan.

Mr. Lan, you are here.

Why are you wearing a suit when looking at cars?

So according to An Zhen, you are interested in her car?

Good choice.

-First time buying a car? -Yes.

Then let me show you. This car suits you the most.

Even a three-year-old can drive this one. Oops.

I'm not talking about you. I was just describing this.

I know.

And a young man like you who wears suits

when looking at cars must not have earned a lot of money.

Plus you are An Zhen's good friend. I'll give you a great deal.

This car can be financed for 36 months.

Plus, zero percent interest rate. How's that? A great deal, right?

It's great. But after all this, you still haven't understood my need.

And what are this car's functions and specialties?

Functions are not important for a good car with a good price.

An Zhen actually knows about the car. Why don't she introduce it to you?

A rich guy is here.

Hello, sir.

Thank you for coming. Let me help you.

These luxury cars are best suited for upper-class people like you.

The big boss should drive our cars. Come this way, please.

Sure.

Sorry. She's just trying to make sales. Don't mind her.

No worries. I won't mind.

But looking at her, she won't have time to help me.

I'll come next time.

Mr. Lan. I can introduce the car. I know this car well.

Why are you so passionate? You won't get the bonus.

No. It's because I dragged you here.

I don't want you to leave like this

It's okay. I have something to do anyways. Maybe next time.

Do you need a ride? Where are you going?

Where are you going?

I need to go to Tian Mu...

-What's this? -Just a psychic.

You need a psychic?

No. I'm doing it for my friend.

-You are going alone? -Yes.

Wow. You are so brave.

The paper said that there are con artists who pretend to be psychics

and target women for their money..

-Really? -Yes.

And the woman got confined for 30 days.

She was abused every day. It was so bad when she got rescued.

How can that be?

How about this.

I'll go with you, but you owe me one.

No need. That's not good.

I'll just wait outside.

I won't hear what you talk about inside.

Let's go.

FATE LED ME TO HELP OTHERS. MASTER DOES THE NATAL CHART FOR FREE.

-Hey, Mr. Lan. -Yes?

Didn't you say you'll wait for me outside?

It's going to rain. You want me out there?

So mean.

No, but...

If you sit here and I'm asking over there,

wouldn't you hear all the questions I ask?

Aren't you asking about your friend?

I don't know your friend. So what if I hear it?

Okay. Miss, you can come here.

Okay.

-What's this? -It's a natal chart.

Then what does it say?

It says so clearly on the natal chart.

You have to give some money to open it.

Money? Didn't you say it was free?

The natal chart is free, but helping others requires money.

VISITING HELL

Didn't you give me too many red envelops?

What's this? "Visiting Hell"?

"Out-of-body experience"? Why would I do that?

I already calculated for you. You'll come here multiple times.

Okay, whatever.

Then master, is $15 enough?

How can a life be worth $15? Are you joking?

It's just that I was rushing today. And I only brought $15.

Okay.

Sorry, I'll come again next time.

Thank you.

Wait. That's fine this time.

I'm feeling generous today. I'll just help you out.

Thank you, Master.

Thank you. Then what does it say?

What do you want to ask?

Just tell me whatever first.

This person's natal chart shows good things.

He's handsome, knowledgeable, and have manners.

-Very extravagant, right? -Right.

He has a bright future even if he doesn't study,

-Did he graduate from a famous college? -Right.

He graduated from Tai...

Some... good college in Taipei just behind my husband's.

But looking at his personality,

he's not like his mom but like his dad.

He's not cruel enough to be in politics.

He's not sneaky enough to do business.

He'll be rich and successful.

He won't need to worry about necessities.

He should be a director at a big company, right?

Wow, you are so accurate, I...

He...

My husband is a bit better. My husband's a general manager.

He's around 35 or 36 years old.

In the first 30 years,

he's had a smooth and peaceful life,

right?

But can you tell me more specifically what you want to ask?

Be specific.

I wanted to ask

if her husband would have...

an affair.

Look at his marriage chart.

A lot of women like him.

No one can stop him from his desires.

Women might hurt him.

Women might hurt him? What does that mean?

Once he makes a mistake, he will be troubled for his whole life.

Why does it sound so serious?

Master, when will it happen? What's the approximate date?

Master, please say some more, hurry.

Miss, our $15's fate ends here.

Come here again next time.

No. You don't want to help others?

Others need to eat and Master also needs to eat.

Master, this concerns my... my friend's happiness.

Just tell me a little bit more, please.

I know other's problems are Master's problems, too.

Look.

There are many others waiting.

Come next time.

Master, please tell me more. It's too little for $15

-You really-- -Let's go.

-Wait, I'm not done yet. -Stop asking.

What? Fifteen dollars for those few sentences.

You told him to say whatever in the beginning.

Had you asked him the important things in the beginning,

he wouldn't have been able to evade you.

I'm so pissed off.

Why didn't your friend come herself?

Why do you have to ask if her husband is having an affair?

Because she's only a little bit suspicious.

So she told me to just ask about it.

Then she's suspicious for a reason, right?

Of course.

Her husband has been acting...

so strange.

Then what does she plan to do?

I don't know. It's so annoying.

I mean I don't know what she's going to do,

so she annoys me all day. I'm really annoyed.

Why are you laughing?

I can't hold it in anymore.

Hey, when are you going to stop acting?

I'm not acting.

Your friend is you, right?

Says who?

You coming alone means that you can't tell anybody.

Come on. If you have something sad, tell me so I'll be happy.

You are so cruel.

Mr. Lan, I'm telling you very seriously.

I'm not talking about my husband, got it?

My husband is very good.

He doesn't have any problems. He...

Say it.

I'm less cruel than the master. You don't need to pay.

I'm a little bit suspicious.

But I think I'm silly for thinking this way.

Because trust is the foundation of marriage.

I should trust my husband with all my heart.

But Rui Xuan told me so many things about it

and even I started doubting about the little things.

I'm just terrified every day. I scare myself to death all the time.

It's your fault, too.

You came to me all of a sudden

and said you saw my husband eating with another woman.

Hey, such thing never happened.

Okay, it's my fault. I said too much, okay?

I really hate myself now.