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Oh, it's lovely.
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Just lovely.
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A lot of girls cry when they see
themselves in a wedding dress.
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Every little girl's dream.
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Or nightmare, you know.
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If you're fat.
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Hello?
Do you do girls?
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It says here yes
to anal, GFE, school uniform.
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No to scat, stags
and water sports.
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Got nothing against girls.
OK. What's the setup?
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Threesome.
The client wants two girls.
Who's the other one?
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I haven't booked one yet.
What about Rachel?
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No, she's in Marbella.
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Tanya?
She's going to see Les Mis.
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Again? How many times is that?
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Who knows? It's a sickness.
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And what's the client like
that one of us isn't enough?
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It's Ashok.
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Ashok?
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Every-second-Wednesday-
since-I-started Ashok?
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The very same.
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Sometimes two heads
are better than one.
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I'll find someone
and call you back.
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No, beautiful.
Stunning.
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Ta-da!
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It's not that I don't like
going down on girls.
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It's just that I never really
enjoy going out with them.
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Ooh!
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Right. You're supposed to be
helping me find a suit.
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I know. Can you do this?
I'm trapped.
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So? What do you think?
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When is it again?
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8 March.
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1979?
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You look like you just
stepped out of my parents'
wedding photos.
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Shit.
Sorry.
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Oh! It's bad luck
to see the bride in her gown
before the big day.
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It's all right. She's not the
bride, she's just here to help.
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I told my best friend that
I'm a prostitute and he hasn't
said a thing.
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We're both acting
like everything's fine,
but of course it's not.
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So the night your sister
had a baby...
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I can't believe
I'm asking you this.
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Were you working
as a prostitute?
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Were you doing it when we were
still seeing each other?
No. No.
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And do you have, like, a...
What is it? A madam?
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An agent, yeah.
She's the filter,
she always knows where I am.
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Is it even legal?
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For me, yeah.
For her... not exactly.
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Why do you do it?
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Would you believe me
if I said I enjoyed it?
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You know I like sex.
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So what is it
you're doing tonight?
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It's... a threesome. Me and
another girl from the agency.
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Who's the...?
It's Ashok. He's lovely.
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"Lovely."
Yeah, he's lovely.
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He's my oldest client.
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He's like my friend.
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How'd you even get into it?
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Hello?
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It's all arranged.
You'll be working with Naomi.
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Who's Naomi?
She's new.
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I poached her from
Brompton Escorts last week,
so she's flying off the shelves.
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If you know what I mean.
Anyway, the room is booked
from eight.
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So you two can
get to know each other.
And it's that hotel close to--
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...Ashok's office.
I know where it is.
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Well, he'll be there by nine.
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Lucky boy. I'm sending him
the crème de la crème.
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Do you wanna go and
look at some more suits?
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I should go.
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Here, how much...?
No, it's all right, I'll pay.
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No, it's all right.
I've got it.
No, it's fine.
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See you later.
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Yeah, I'll give you a call.
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How'd you even
get into it?
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A couple of years ago
I met a man in a bar.
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He was a perfect
one-night stand -
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funny, charming, great in bed,
no expectations.
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And he even gave me
my cab fare home.
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Or so I thought.
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And just like that,
without realizing,
I'd been paid for sex.
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Would I have taken the money
if it'd been offered up front?
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Maybe.
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Don't really know.
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Either way, I did take it.
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And I'm still taking it.
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Today, a threesome
with another escort.
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I'm hardly a girl's girl,
but I will go gay for pay.
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Hello.
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So... Ashok.
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What's he like?
He's sweet.
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Quite handsome.
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Athletic, clever.
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Kind of geeky.
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Gentle, very polite,
and he always smells nice.
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I was actually wondering whether
he prefers anal or vanilla.
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So what's he into?
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Naughty schoolgirls?
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Nurse and matron?
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Mother superior and novice nun?
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Well, this is his first
threesome - I think -
so maybe just generic stuff.
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Girls soaping
each other's breasts.
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Holiday Inn porn.
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00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:11,333
Or maybe... we should
make something up.
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Like what?
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How about good cop, bad cop?
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Ah.
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I'll put you down
for good cop, then.
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This is all quite fun.
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You know - what normal girls do.
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Oh, I forgot to ask -
do you, um, shave or wax?
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Wax.
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Good. I get stubble rash.
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Hey.
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Don't look so scared.
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Just getting into character.
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Hello.
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One, two, three...
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Oh. Ohh. Ohhh.
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Ohh... oh...
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Are we nearly there
yet? I'm getting wanker's claw.
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You're close.
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Ohh.
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I need a pee.
Can you take over?
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Ohh...
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Uhh!
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Oh, my God!
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You're quite the athlete.
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You're quite flexible yourself.
Thanks.
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I wish I could say
it was down to yoga.
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What?
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You two, debriefing.
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00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:51,166
But I suppose put two nurses
or two teachers or whatever
together in a room
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and they're gonna
talk about work.
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Glad you think of us
as a caring profession.
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00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:59,667
I do, though.
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00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,709
I read that book
you gave me.
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00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:02,875
And?
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384 pages of misery,
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00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,917
in the world's
smallest typeface.
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But beautiful.
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00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,333
Really beautiful.
I cried like a girl.
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What time is it?
I should get home.
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Uh... it's quarter to ten.
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Is that all?
I didn't last long.
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Oh, don't worry. A job shared
is usually a job halved.
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So for you two that means half
the work for double the money.
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00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:39,959
I'm sorry - are you auditing us?
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No!
Good.
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Thank you
for a wonderful evening.
150
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:52,959
And thank you.
151
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,792
You're welcome.
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The pleasure was half mine.
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00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,875
That was fun.
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00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,667
Would you, um...
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like to hang out sometime?
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Does it involve shagging?
No.
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Does it involve
eating Haagen-Dazs
and watching Pretty Woman?
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00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:29,750
Christ, no.
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00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,959
Then yes.
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What's your number?
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No, fuck that.
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00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,792
What's your name?
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Hannah.
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What's yours?
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Naomi.
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00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:16,834
Hello?
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00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,041
Hello. What are you up to now?
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00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:34,166
Best present
a client ever gave you.
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Hm.
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00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,041
MINI Convertible.
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Worst present
a client ever gave you.
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The hotel sewing kit.
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00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:45,709
What?
Can you believe that?
174
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:59,166
Just 'cause it's not ringing
doesn't mean it's broken.
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Boyfriend?
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Friend. He's not taking it
that brilliantly,
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the whole "I'm not really
a legal secretary" thing.
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Mm. I still find it harder
telling girls. They might give
you a feminist polemic,
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00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:16,208
but you know what they're really
thinking is you're gonna steal
their boyfriend.
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Girls think that
about me anyway.
Me too.
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Um, half the time
they're right.
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I've never really got the whole
female-friendship thing.
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But with Naomi we can talk
about men and sex and work,
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because for us
they're all the same thing.
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I go in there
to get my cervix scraped...
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I wish you wouldn't say
"scraped."
187
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,583
...and you walk out
with a bloody party bag.
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It wasn't much of a party bag.
There's no fairy cakes,
no party hats, just...
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balloons.
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Did you leave them
with anything?
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They had a lovely speculum
and swab set I had my eye on,
192
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but in the end
I just took the condoms.
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And some pens.
194
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Come on. Let's go, before you
make me take them back.
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00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,375
I've got
a new client for you.
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28, works for an auction house.
Sounds like a Pathé newsreel.
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Quite junior now,
but good prospects.
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Well, so he tells me.
199
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,959
I'm shagging him, Stephanie,
not settling down with him.
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00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,875
When is it?
Next Wednesday.
201
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,166
Right. Well, it depends.
202
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Wednesday's my regular
with Ashok.
203
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,709
Actually,
Ashok's with Naomi this week.
204
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:08,959
What?
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00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:12,208
Ashok is with Naomi this week.
206
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,667
So can you
do the auctioneer or not?
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00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,792
Not.
208
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Fine.
209
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,291
Call me
when you've learned to share.
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The end of the affair was
written from the beginning.
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He's a man who pays women
for sex. I'm the whore.
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At some point his tastes
were bound to change.
213
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:21,375
So why am I so upset?
214
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Because who can I call
to say I had a bad day at work?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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I'm good, yeah.
219
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How are you?
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Yeah, good.
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Good.
222
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Actually, I'm shit.
223
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's the matter?
224
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:06,083
I lent someone a book
and I don't think
I'm gonna get it back.
225
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I wish I had your problems.
226
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,291
Will you come round?
227
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You looked good
in that wedding dress.
228
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Can't remember if I said that.
229
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I don't think I did.
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Did you find a suit?
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No.
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They were all as shit as 1979.
233
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So I'm gonna wear a kilt.
234
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,625
Since when
were you Scottish?
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My mum's granddad
or something.
236
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,458
I love that
about posh English.
237
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Always trying to pass themselves
off as Scottish or Welsh.
238
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,333
You've never even
been to Scotland.
239
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Hellish place.
240
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I've missed you.
241
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,375
I missed you too.
242
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:26,166
While you were off
playing with Fanny.
243
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:34,583
I'm sorry about that.
The other day.
244
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:40,208
It's just something huge
about you I didn't know.
245
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You're my best mate.
246
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You're the only girl I've
shagged who still likes me.
247
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:50,333
Except for Vanessa.
248
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Yeah. Except for Vanessa.
249
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We go out and...
250
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we have dinner and we get pissed
and we go running and we used to
sleep together.
251
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Am I ever gonna be able to
talk to you about this?
252
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I dunno. Try.
253
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:16,625
Even if I act
like a cock about it,
I still want you to try.
254
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,458
I need to ask you something.
255
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,709
It's a favor.
You don't have to do it
if you don't wanna do it.
256
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,208
You're not gonna ask me
to have sex with you
and Vanessa, are you?
257
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,959
What? No.
258
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,291
Phew.
259
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,625
Others may pay hundreds for you
260
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:39,834
but I had you when all it took
was half a lager and a couple of
Marlboro Lights.
261
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,583
Will you be my best man?
262
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,458
I slept with someone last night
and now he won't leave.
263
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,500
I don't normally
do this kind of thing.
264
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,834
Can't you just tell him
his time is up?
265
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,792
No, you idiot. I didn't
charge him. That's the problem.
266
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,166
You're not really
a legal secretary, are you?
267
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,125
Ooh...!
268
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,250
Hi.
Hi.
269
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,750
Look, just go.
270
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,458
Some girls are too sensitive
for this kind of work.
271
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,750
You need to get
some perspective, Han.
272
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,667
See how normal people live.
Normal people?
273
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,250
You know what I mean.
That sounds dead exciting.
274
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,250
Can't you just take a break?
275
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,458
Did you hear me?
I said go.
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