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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,571 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, Jonathan Higgins. 2 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,111 How's he doing this? 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,280 I don't know, but it's Higgins all right. 4 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,585 Unhand me at once. Ooh! 5 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,250 - Magnum. - Higgins? 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,284 Jonathan. Don Luis. 7 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,385 Oh, my God. 8 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:21,796 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa, 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,766 and an insult to President lbenez and his government. 10 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:24,824 Higgins, what happened? 11 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,261 What's going on? 12 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,329 That's what I'd like to know. 13 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,089 Gracias, Maria. 14 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,283 Don't be afraid, my dear. 15 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,945 My name is Albert Stanley Higgins and I'm here to help you. 16 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,434 Spending hours staring at Higgins 17 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,874 is not exactly my idea of fun. 18 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,344 But when the face staring back at me is red and resigned to defeat, 19 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:06,214 then time wasted with Higgins can actually be described as enjoyable. 20 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,150 In his ordered little world, there's a rule to cover everything, 21 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:12,621 from fighting a war to watering the flowers. 22 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,717 Following the rules is far more important than the reason for them. 23 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,353 There are even rules for following the rules. 24 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,627 And when you dare to vary from his interpretation of the rules, 25 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,565 Higgins gets unruly. 26 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,164 This is an outrage. 27 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,831 It's also checkmate... Again. 28 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,773 It's not a checkmate. You cheated! 29 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,902 That's five games to one, my favor. 30 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,809 That calls for a congratulatory cigar. 31 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:41,451 Perhaps this excruciating pain will be a reminder to you 32 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,681 the next time you and your friends consider tearing up the estate grounds 33 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:45,950 with one of your childish games. 34 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,652 Over-the-line is not a childish game and I want a cigar! 35 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:49,887 No, you don't deserve one. 36 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,088 You refuse to employ the maneuvers I gave you. 37 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:53,721 Higgins, how am I supposed to win 38 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,424 if I let you pick my offenses? 39 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,298 For the last time, we are not competing. 40 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,001 I desperately need practice 41 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,665 against the favorite attacks of the grandmasters. 42 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,573 Grandmasters do not resort to amateurish tricks 43 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:06,905 like the Rook Blitz! 44 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:10,311 Castle Blitz. And Uncle Lyle never lost a game after he came up with... 45 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,007 Aren't you going to answer that? No. 46 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,813 And I don't recall the name of Uncle Lyle 47 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,547 in the annals of world-class play. 48 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,247 Okay, forget it. Forget it. 49 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,121 I'm just trying to help you win the tournament, that's all. 50 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,588 Hey, Thomas, open up the gate. 51 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,426 I've got all the stuff out here. 52 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:29,956 What stuff? 53 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:33,070 The stuff for the party. Didn't Higgins tell you about it? 54 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:34,927 Party? 55 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,571 Higgins? What party? 56 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,634 The Hawaiian Islands World Class Invitational Chess Tournament 57 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,145 Opening Day Reception. 58 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,147 Probably the most important and prestigious function 59 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,307 I've ever had the honor to host 60 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:47,612 and I'll need you to take care of the last-minute arrangements. 61 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,680 Sir, shall I see to the front gate? 62 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,154 It's been taken care of. Thank you. Very good, sir. 63 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,293 Who is that? 64 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,623 James. He'll announce the guests. 65 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,993 I don't have time to go into all the details. 66 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:03,056 Details? You never told me anything about this! 67 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:06,695 Due to the fact that I have my first match in exactly one hour, 68 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,965 and thanks to you, 69 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,668 my final practice session was wasted on the Uncle Lyle Blitz! 70 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,644 The Castle Blitz and you can make all the fun of it you want, Higgins, 71 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,077 but you couldn't beat it, could you? 72 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:18,376 Only because it was so idiotically infantile 73 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,974 that it caught me off guard. 74 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,980 Wait! Wait. 75 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,784 Wait, wait, wait... What about my tickets to Dave Brubeck? 76 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,882 Your wins are invalid. 77 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,621 You were to use maneuvers of my choice. 78 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,026 Now, if you wish to renegotiate... Renegotiate? 79 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,326 First it was two out of three, then it was three out of five... 80 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,198 Hey, Thomas, where do you want the flowers? In the living room. 81 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,463 Rick will take care of the catering. 82 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,471 Agatha is coming by to check the furniture arrangements. 83 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:42,972 You only have to coordinate with the harpist, 84 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,736 the extra help and the parking attendants, 85 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:48,074 in addition to making certain that security is absolutely top notch 86 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,772 for the President's arrival. 87 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,912 Did you get the tickets? I'm working on it. 88 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,049 Higgins! 89 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,122 Higgins, what are you talking about? What President? 90 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,822 President Manuel lbenez of Costa de Rosa, of course. 91 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:08,193 President who of what? He's here for the tournament. 92 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,324 Of course. 93 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,800 Please complete the reception preparations by 3:00. 94 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,134 That will give me time to correct your mistakes after I return. 95 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:16,070 Higgins, you're not taking the Ferrari. 96 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,335 I am, after all, the ranking player on the Island. 97 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,968 It is imperative that I arrive in style. 98 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,073 What about my tickets? 99 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,758 Jonathan Higgins? 100 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,155 Certainly not. 101 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:44,991 Thomas Magnum. 102 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:46,792 Yes. 103 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:48,906 Well, they told me that you drove a Ferrari 104 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,963 so I just assumed that was you. 105 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,873 No, that was someone else. 106 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,440 Let's start all over again. 107 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,879 Alan Johnson. 108 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:02,079 Aide to President Manuel lbenez of Costa de Rosa. 109 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,521 I believe that you're supposed to talk to me 110 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,420 about security here at Robin's Nest. 111 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,889 Where would you like to start? 112 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,175 I know. I know. I was thinking it, too. 113 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,612 Higgins always met with security people to go over the system 114 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,650 before any visiting dignitary arrived. 115 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,150 He never drove the Ferrari. 116 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,187 And he would never, in his wildest dreams, 117 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,348 consider leaving an event as important as 118 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:43,883 the Hawaiian Island Whatchamacallit Reception in mine and Rick's hands. 119 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,727 So something in Higgins' carefully ordered universe was askew. 120 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,364 And I knew it was only a matter of time 121 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,299 before I found out what it was. 122 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,264 In the meantime, 123 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,604 I figured I could be man enough to overlook the fact 124 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,870 that Higgins had tricked me into spending my valuable time 125 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,038 with some security expert from Costa de Rosa. 126 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,509 Especially, if four tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert were at stake. 127 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,256 Cigar? No, thanks. 128 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,394 Very capable system. 129 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,955 I'm impressed. 130 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,363 Understand you were with Naval Intelligence? 131 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,632 You mind if I have one? 132 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:32,698 Not at all. 133 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,878 I was an army man, myself. In the CIA. 134 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:40,877 Well, if there's anything else you want me to show you, um... 135 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,278 I mean. I'm sure when you talk to Higgins, 136 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,253 you'll tell him how thorough I was. 137 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,880 How thorough the security system is. 138 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,616 I knew that before I even showed up. 139 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,093 You've got quite a reputation. 140 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,255 Now, that's one of the reasons I came to see you. 141 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,730 Do you mind if I sit down? 142 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,359 No. Make yourself at home. 143 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,894 How'd you hurt your leg? 144 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,172 It's nothing. 145 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,504 In the war? 146 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:06,736 No, no. 147 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,239 I don't know about yourself, 148 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,943 but I'm kind of glad to be out of the intelligence factory. 149 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,114 Got myself a nice, comfortable job working for a guy I like 150 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,280 in a pretty little place 151 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,485 with clean air, friendly people. 152 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,126 Sure beats working for a living. 153 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,591 But you've got a problem. 154 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,025 Uh... 155 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,764 Yeah. I was getting there. 156 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,561 Well, 157 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,006 I don't know what anybody told you about me, 158 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,408 but I'm not really very interested 159 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,412 in getting involved in government cases. 160 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,641 That's why I came to see you. 161 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,444 Three weeks ago, we set out on a world tour, 162 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,819 kind of a goodwill mission for Costa de Rosa. 163 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,985 lbenez hates these trips. 164 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,356 But, he knows they're good for his country. 165 00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,158 And he also knew that he could stop over here in Hawaii 166 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,694 for this big deal chess tournament. 167 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,099 You know, I don't know anything about the game myself, 168 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,961 but he's an absolute nutcase for it. 169 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,071 Anyway, uh... 170 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:15,410 We received three letters just like this. 171 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,377 All threats on the President's life. 172 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,645 All from the same man, 173 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:25,280 apparently representing some right wing fringe group. 174 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,848 And all of them promising that lbenez would meet his destiny here. 175 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,326 Why didn't you cancel your stopover in Hawaii? 176 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,923 You ever have any dealings with a chess fanatic? 177 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:40,162 He wouldn't let anything stop him from attending this tournament. 178 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,299 Well, you'll have to go to the authorities with this. 179 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:48,776 Can't. lbenez has absolutely forbidden it. 180 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,647 He doesn't believe the guy is serious, 181 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:56,743 and he doesn't want to be perceived as weak or cowardly 182 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,220 by asking for help. 183 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,824 I can't tell him how to run his life. 184 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,519 But I like the guy, you know? 185 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,258 I'd sure hate to see him get hurt. 186 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,731 My people in Costa de Rosa 187 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,564 intercepted several pieces of mail 188 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,696 all addressed to a post office box here in Hawaii. 189 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:19,434 All of them from members of that same fringe group addressed to their leader. 190 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,640 I'm sure he's here. 191 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,638 We've been watching the place, but so far the guy hasn't shown up. 192 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,781 And frankly, I'm running out of time. 193 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,092 Well, suppose... 194 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,830 Just suppose that I find him. 195 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,296 What then? 196 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:46,031 We turn him over to the proper authorities. Without fanfare. 197 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,537 Of course, you'd be well compensated. 198 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:53,672 Miss Alicia Ravensworth with the Ali'i Philharmonic. 199 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,777 Excuse me, where do I put my harp? 200 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,546 I'll see what I can do. 201 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,087 Thank you very much, I'll find my way out. 202 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,956 Hey, Thomas. You'd better get in here right away. 203 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,720 Sir, would you like to have... I was told 204 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,493 there would be someone here to meet me when I got here... 205 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,124 I understand that... ...and I need to practice... 206 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,430 I need to practice... I don't know where to put that. 207 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,937 And I need to get the precise order 208 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,701 in order to construct... 209 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:42,192 Well, I'm quite certain it must have been an oversight. 210 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,622 I don't believe 211 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:47,095 he would've deliberately sabotaged you, Jonathan. 212 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,166 Yes, yes. I'll tell him. 213 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:51,991 Hi. 214 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,066 Oh, Mr. Magnum! Thank goodness you're here. 215 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,968 I've just had a most disturbing call from Jonathan. 216 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,375 And you look lovely, this afternoon, Miss Chumley. 217 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,879 Oh, why... Thank you. 218 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,181 We've a bit of a problem, I'm afraid. 219 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,650 Nothing that can't be resolved, I'm sure. 220 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,345 Jonathan's been delayed. 221 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,514 Some problem with the Ferrari. 222 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,320 A bald tire, I believe he said. 223 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,888 I meant to take care of that. 224 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,760 You see? I told him. 225 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,291 At any rate, 226 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,767 he had invited the President of Costa de Rosa over for drinks 227 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,236 before the rest of the tournament crowd arrived. 228 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,773 They knew each other during the war, and... 229 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,776 Oh, I see I'm telling you more than you need to know. 230 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,305 Sir? Someone to see Jonathan Higgins. 231 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,782 Oh, dear. That will be the President. 232 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,250 Don't worry, Agatha. 233 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,220 There is nothing Higgins could have done that I can't take care of. 234 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,587 Mr. President, I am sorry... 235 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,326 Mr. Presidente? 236 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,087 No, you have mistaken me for someone else. 237 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:58,101 I am looking for my beloved half-brother, 238 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,830 Jonathan Higgins. 239 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,295 Jonathan? 240 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,864 Dios. 241 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,443 Forgive me for my rude behavior. 242 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,143 Allow me to introduce myself. 243 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,080 I am Don Luis Mongueo. 244 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,710 The last of the royal line. 245 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,678 Heir to the throne of Costa de Rosa. 246 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,664 My grandfather was King Fernando. 247 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,736 The last Mongueo to rule Costa de Rosa, 248 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,769 massacred by the revolutionaries, with his entire family 249 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,881 except for my mother, of course. 250 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,450 Bless you. 251 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,047 Damn plants. 252 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,485 Why's he doing this? 253 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,827 I don't know. But it's Higgins, all right. 254 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,128 Did you hear that accent? An obvious phony. 255 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,863 You can practically see the glue on the goatee. 256 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,462 He better hope that President lbenez doesn't show up... 257 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,065 lbenez? lbenez, yeah, he better hope he doesn't show up 258 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,543 while he's doing that phony imitation of Xavier Cugat. 259 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,410 That could set diplomatic relations back 20 years. 260 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:19,278 You're right. 261 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,649 I think it's time for Don Luis Higgins to retire 262 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,915 before lbenez arrives. 263 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,457 And that, my dears, is the end of the story. 264 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:28,947 Fascinating. 265 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,656 Say goodnight, Higgins. 266 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,296 What is the meaning of this? 267 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,197 Buenas noches. Hasta Luego. Your goatee has slipped. 268 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,736 Unhand me at once! Ooh! 269 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,836 Good indignation. That was excellent. 270 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,636 Now if you'll just give me my four Dave Brubeck tickets... 271 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:45,970 Magnum! 272 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,307 Higgins. 273 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,539 Jonathan. 274 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,241 Don Luis. Oh, my God... 275 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,652 Dios mio. Oh, my God! 276 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,118 The President of Costa de Rosa, 277 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,186 His Excellency Manuel lbenez. 278 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:03,786 lbenez. 279 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,789 Oh, my God. 280 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,496 Manuel... Jonathan. 281 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,764 Presidente. 282 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:12,895 Don Luis? 283 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,741 The Juan Garcia Trio. 284 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,912 Juan! Jesus! Julio! 285 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,348 Now, the real music can begin! 286 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,924 Maravilloso 287 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,722 Come, we need a dance, Señorita Agatha. 288 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,421 What? 289 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,025 I'm really not good with Latin steps. 290 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,628 Ah, you're doing it. Viva! Viva Ia danza. 291 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,969 Oh, dear! Do not fight it, 292 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,977 our hips have minds of their own. 293 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,671 Si, sf! 294 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,284 Sorry about the trouble with the tire, 295 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,257 but at least the party's a big success. 296 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,729 Viva! Viva! 297 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,571 How could you possibly have confused him for me? 298 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,768 The bearing, the mannerisms, the clear-cut difference in character. 299 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,538 Anyone with the slightest degree of intelligence 300 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,443 and a discerning eye would know immediately that the man was an imposter. 301 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,345 He's not an imposter, Higgins. 302 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,884 He told me all along he was Don Luis Mongueo. 303 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,945 I just didn't realize your father toured South America in his youth. 304 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,456 Apparently he "toured" everywhere. 305 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,253 But that is beside the point. 306 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,191 The point is, between the flat tire and his arrival, 307 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,559 my reception was an utter and complete disaster. 308 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:49,155 Oh, I don't know, I thought it was kind of touching the way he sang, 309 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,292 Don't Cry For Me, Costa de Rosa. 310 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,573 Don Luis Mongueo is a national bad joke in Costa de Rosa 311 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,542 and an insult to President lbenez and his government. 312 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,776 Until I can decide how best to return him to his home, 313 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,041 I have asked him not to leave his room. 314 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,639 Don't you think you're being a little harsh? 315 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,275 He seemed harmless to me. 316 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,378 This no longer concerns you. You've made quite a mess out of everything. 317 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,047 Now if you will be kind enough to leave me alone, 318 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,250 I still have tomorrow morning's match to attend to. 319 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,554 Okay, okay. 320 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,652 Higgins... 321 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,921 Higgins, you know, 322 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,060 we've been through a lot together over the years. 323 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,898 And no matter how bad things have gotten, 324 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,533 no matter how bad they've gotten I've always known 325 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:36,444 that I could depend on you to be a man of honor and integrity. 326 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:40,881 I mean, you've never once, never once, not ever, 327 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,145 in all the time I've known you, gone back on your word. 328 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:50,259 And that's why I know that you're going to tell me that... 329 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,454 The tickets have been given to charity. 330 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,519 No! Yes! 331 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:57,889 Goodnight! 332 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,938 You're completely sold out, huh? 333 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,647 Do you have a waiting list? Uh-huh. That long, huh? 334 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,849 Well, yeah, you could put me down. 335 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,417 Come in. 336 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:20,912 Señor Magnum. 337 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:24,387 Yeah, four for Thomas Magnum. 338 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,484 Uh-huh. 339 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,053 The day of the concert. Yeah. Right. 340 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,963 What do you think my chances are? 341 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,390 Oh... 342 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,959 Well, thanks anyway. 343 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:38,140 I am interrupting. I will go back... No, no. That's all right. 344 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,508 You want some pizza? Beer? 345 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,913 You have any sangria? I'm all out. 346 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,638 Beer is fine. 347 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:50,584 I have a cousin who was born with one leg shorter than the other. 348 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:54,183 He overcame his limp to become a world renowned flamenco dancer. 349 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,192 Oh. This, uh... 350 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,428 It's the war. I don't like to talk about it. 351 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,189 Ah. 352 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:05,767 My brother, Jonathan, has done very well for himself 353 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,861 to be living in such a place, yes? 354 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,303 Yeah, I guess so. 355 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,469 It's important to me to learn as much about him as I can. 356 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,418 Brothers, after all, should be brothers. 357 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:24,420 Without family, there is nothing. 358 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,249 Uh, Don Luis... 359 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,416 You think I am being overly sentimental. 360 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,915 No. 361 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,556 Perhaps, being an orphan, 362 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,121 I am more sensitive to these matters than most. 363 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:43,497 You know, there are those, who do not believe that my mother, 364 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:48,108 the lovely Dona Ana, survived the massacre. 365 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,514 Yeah, I had heard there was some discrepancies. 366 00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,747 Some day I intend to restore the good name of Mongueo 367 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,088 in the hearts of my countrymen. 368 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,391 But for now, it is my brother I am interested in. 369 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,321 Well, 370 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,925 I think if there's something you want to know about Higgins, 371 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,264 you should ask him. 372 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,497 I have. 373 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,667 Unfortunately, he is... 374 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:18,969 Stubborn. 375 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,640 Proud. I expected no less of him. 376 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:29,143 But one day, I hope to melt the ice barrier between us 377 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,881 that keeps us both isolated and alone. 378 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:39,751 I will, how you say, come clean with you, Mr. Magnum. 379 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,359 Thomas. Tomas! 380 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,264 I came here tonight to hire you. 381 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,898 Hire me? 382 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:55,037 Teach me this game which so occupies my brother's heart and mind. 383 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,939 Chess? 384 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,283 To tell you the truth, I really don't know much about it. 385 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:04,809 Perhaps through this game I can find a way to bring 386 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:07,186 the Mongueos and the Higginses back together. 387 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:14,323 I could teach you my Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz. 388 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,564 Prepare the board. 389 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,626 And damned be he who first cries, basta! No más! 390 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,163 Damn plants. Bless you. 391 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,275 Something I've discovered living in Paradise. 392 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:34,340 You can't really hold onto resentment very long. 393 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:38,182 Sure, I was annoyed at Higgins for not giving me the tickets to the concert. 394 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,457 But, there would be other concerts. 395 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:48,828 In the meantime, I guess I had a client and a lead to follow up on. 396 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:52,825 There had been four threatening letters to lbenez 397 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:55,872 all with the same post office box numbers. 398 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:59,272 His security chief, Alan Johnson, had been unable to get the name and address 399 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,777 of the person who had rented that box. 400 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,251 Anybody there? 401 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,549 Hello? 402 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,056 Yeah? Hi. 403 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:27,528 I need to change the address on my post office box. 404 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,765 It's number AJ 8085. 405 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:36,004 I'm sorry I didn't know anybody was standing right there. 406 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,309 This month's box rent is late. 407 00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:41,773 Oh. 408 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:45,555 I thought I'd paid that one... How much was that, again? 409 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:48,787 Fifteen dollars and thirty-five cents. 410 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,652 Fifteen... 411 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,693 There you go. 412 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:00,532 Just cross out your previous address and write the new one on the back. 413 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,099 Right, yeah. 414 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:08,800 There you are. 415 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:12,470 Thank you. 416 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:15,442 What happened to your leg? 417 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:27,486 What makes you think there's something wrong with my leg? 418 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:30,132 Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, 419 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,360 I don't want to talk about it? 420 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,494 That it might just bring up unhappy memories? 421 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:36,437 Or that I'm just plain sick and tired of everybody I meet 422 00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:39,805 asking me, "What happened to your leg?" Did that ever occur to you? 423 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:45,239 Have a nice day. 424 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:49,149 I was beginning to think that fate was definitely on my side. 425 00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:50,811 Not only in getting even with Higgins 426 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,855 but with finding the assassin. 427 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:55,323 I mean, I was almost embarrassed to have to tell Johnson 428 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,553 how easy it had been to get the address of the man 429 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,119 who had rented the post office box number. 430 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,870 And the way the guy had left his things in his room, 431 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,345 he'd made finding out his identity embarrassingly simple as well. 432 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:22,148 I no longer thought fate was on my side, I knew it. 433 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:25,515 But then fate has ways of reminding you 434 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,581 that it's never as easy as it seems. 435 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,266 Don Luis? 436 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,972 Higgins? 437 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:55,914 Higgins. Where's Don Luis? He's gone. 438 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,453 Where did he go? When will he be back? 439 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,182 I don't know and he won't. 440 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,450 What? 441 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,583 Higgins! This is important! 442 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:04,593 I informed him that he had to leave. He did. 443 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,390 I have my second match in 25 minutes 444 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:08,021 and I do not intend to waste any of them 445 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:09,929 on further, pointless discussion of Don Luis. 446 00:28:09,988 --> 00:28:11,490 But he could be in serious trouble. 447 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,536 Then that, I'm afraid, is his problem. 448 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,370 ...certainly this is one of the most popular matches 449 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,937 of the second day of the tournament. 450 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,914 The winner will emerge as one of the overall leaders in the standings. 451 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,184 Come on, Laurie, it should be easy. 452 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:35,452 I can't get off early tomorrow, Rick. Rules are rules. 453 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:36,617 Look, Laurie, 454 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,922 my buddy has got tickets to the Dave Brubeck concert. 455 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:40,462 I mean, everything's all set up. 456 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,021 Can't you just talk to your manager or something? 457 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,863 Look, I'll try. Okay? 458 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,459 Oh. That's great, baby. 459 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:48,398 Excuse me. Excuse me. 460 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,599 Rick. What took you so long? 461 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,472 I thought I asked you to keep an eye on Higgins till I got here. 462 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:54,703 I am. He's right there. 463 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,440 The hotel put monitors in here so we could watch the chess tournament. 464 00:28:57,502 --> 00:28:59,607 Pretty good idea, huh? Oh, yeah. 465 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:05,549 Listen, I got to talk to you about... 466 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,987 What's he doing? 467 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,218 Playing chess. I know that... 468 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:12,560 Tilden is studying the board in bewilderment. He's... 469 00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:14,121 What's going on? 470 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,425 That's what I'd like to know. 471 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,366 He's acknowledging checkmate. The official is checking and... 472 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,767 Yes, checkmate! Extraordinary! 473 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:23,066 Jonathan Higgins has set a new tournament record. 474 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:25,039 Checkmate in seven moves! 475 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,541 He won in seven moves! 476 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,306 That's the Castle Blitz. I got to find Higgins. 477 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:30,505 He's right there, Thomas. 478 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:32,013 No, I don't have time to explain right now. 479 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,107 Stay here and keep an eye on Don Luis. It's real important. 480 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,480 Don't let him out of your sight. 481 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:36,644 Where is he? 482 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,245 He's taking a bow. And don't let him see you either. 483 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,883 From his incredible accomplishment. 484 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,860 That's Higgins, isn't it? Thomas? Th... 485 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:54,563 All right, maybe Higgins had been acting very unlike Higgins lately. 486 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,230 But one thing I knew for sure, 487 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,331 he would never resort to using a trick 488 00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:00,706 like Uncle Lyle's Castle Blitz, 489 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:03,746 especially with the entire chess world watching. 490 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:07,577 Higgins! 491 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,480 Higgins! 492 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,550 You in there? 493 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:29,694 Higgins? 494 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:34,038 Higgins, you up there? 495 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:38,074 Which meant only one thing, 496 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,639 that the Higgins at the chess tournament wasn't really Higgins. 497 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:42,207 He was Don Luis. 498 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,844 Which solved the problem of where Don Luis was. 499 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:48,186 And that left me with only one tripartite question. 500 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:51,284 Who was Don Luis and why was he doing all these things. 501 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,351 And where had he stashed Higgins? 502 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,556 Higgins? 503 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,536 Higgins, what happened? 504 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:15,711 How could I look for you when I didn't know you were missing? 505 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:19,978 I'm going as fast as I can. 506 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:24,490 I don't know, it seemed more likely you'd be in the house somewhere. 507 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:26,892 Any investigator worth his salt 508 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,227 would have thought to look here first. 509 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,062 Higgins! 510 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:41,001 I can't talk now, I'm two hours late for my match. 511 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,203 I can only throw myself You won. 512 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,679 On the mercy of the judges and... You won! 513 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,383 In seven moves. 514 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:48,876 Seven. 515 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,546 Don Luis disguised himself as you and won the match. 516 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,017 The Uncle Lyle Blitz! 517 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,490 The Castle Blitz... 518 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,424 Never mind that right now. 519 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:02,464 I've been disgraced. 520 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:04,662 You sneezed. 521 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,929 What of it? It's very dusty in there. 522 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,234 Stop that. What in God's name are you doing? 523 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,400 I'm sorry, but there's something I have to talk to you about. 524 00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:15,501 Something very important and I can't do it until I can be sure who you are. 525 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,944 Don't be ridiculous. You know perfectly well who I... 526 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,577 Tell me a story. The Gunga Din story. 527 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,881 For God's sake, Magnum this is hardly the time. 528 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,184 If you're Higgins, anytime is the time. 529 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,691 The Gunga Din story now. 530 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:34,425 Malaysia, 1943. 531 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,988 Our regiment was hopelessly outnumbered, and we faced certain death. 532 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,057 In our ranks was a young Lieutenant Ian Bowerly, 533 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,262 and during the lull in the battle he recited, Gunga Din. 534 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,738 I suppose to keep up our courage for facing the inevitable, 535 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,741 his eloquent recitation grew increasingly louder, 536 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,401 until it thundered through the jungle. 537 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,308 To our amazement, the Japanese troops walked forward. 538 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,472 Though they spoke no English they were entranced by the poem. 539 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:54,449 They allowed us all to leave the area unharmed except for poor Mr. Bowerly. 540 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:57,349 As we made our escape, we could hear him reciting other Kipling favorites, 541 00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:58,478 literally for miles. 542 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,113 To this day, his fate remains unknown. 543 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,748 Thank you. I believe your half-brother 544 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,953 is going to assassinate the President of Costa de Rosa. 545 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,725 An extraordinary performance. 546 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:14,463 I've followed tournament play for many years. 547 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:18,803 Never have I seen such audacity as to use a child's move. 548 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,568 The "rook-flank entrapment" as you call it. 549 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,136 I must admit you have created quite a stir here, today. 550 00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:27,943 Yes, well, I knew it would only work once 551 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,783 so I used it against my most formidable opponent. 552 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,052 I'm quite certain that the entire chess world will be debating 553 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:39,061 such a show of style versus content for many years to come. 554 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,354 Excuse me, Mr. President. You wanted to freshen up 555 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,456 for the reception here at the hotel this evening. 556 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:45,125 Yes. Thank you, Alan. 557 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,164 Thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon. 558 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:50,035 I should freshen up as well. 559 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:52,665 Perhaps you'd like to have a drink in my quarters 560 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:55,472 and discuss the "rook-flank" in more detail. 561 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,945 Oh, no, no. I am only a very interested amateur. 562 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,142 But even I, my friend, have already mastered 563 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,550 all the details of the "rook-flank entrapment." 564 00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:19,696 Sixth floor, please. 565 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:40,248 I'll see you later, Mr. President. 566 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:41,654 Certainly, Jonathan. 567 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,167 In an hour, Johnson. 568 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:17,525 "My lineage being what it is, of royal stock and origin 569 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:21,621 "has naturally made me something of an outcast in my own country." 570 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,359 You're not going to find any clue 571 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:25,401 in a book he just left lying around. 572 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,697 Perhaps, further back. Clearly, anything of interest to us 573 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,499 is going to be found in his locked suitcase. 574 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,800 If you would help me with the lock. 575 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,842 "Should I fail in my attempt 576 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,673 "to thwart the evildoers who plot against my country..." 577 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,212 I don't see why you won't pick this lock. 578 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,248 You do it for anyone else at the drop of a hat. 579 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,284 "...a conspiracy to murder our Great President 580 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,786 "led by his trusted servant, Alan Johnson." 581 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:45,946 This is it, Higgins. 582 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,923 He did leave this for us to find. Now, listen. 583 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,256 "In the event of my death for I am quite certain 584 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,626 "that Johnson knows I am onto his plot to plant a bomb 585 00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,687 "in His Excellency's car 586 00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:58,893 "my only hope is to be remembered by my countrymen 587 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:00,128 "as a patriot and a hero." 588 00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:03,138 Do you think it's possible he's setting up Alan Johnson to take a fall? 589 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,936 You've spent time with him. How would you describe Don Luis Mongueo? 590 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,305 Romantic. An idealist. 591 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:10,369 Exactly. The worst he could be accused of is murdering the English language. 592 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:12,744 I don't think he would entrap anyone unfairly. 593 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:16,512 Yes! So we have to assume that he's going to try and stop Johnson. 594 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,748 That's why he disguised himself as you and went to the chess tournament. 595 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,551 Here, let me take a look at that. 596 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:36,732 Photographs of me. 597 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,967 These look like blow-ups from the negatives I found in the dark room. 598 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,536 He's been doing a character study of you, Higgins. 599 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,912 And not a bad idea, at that. 600 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:26,414 Thank God for my amateur theatrical background. 601 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:27,854 Does this look all right? 602 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,516 Why are you doing this? 603 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,821 Because Don Luis is impersonating me 604 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:33,691 and if he's right, we don't want to blow his cover. 605 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:34,991 Of course. 606 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:36,497 Now, I'll try to draw Johnson away 607 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:39,433 while you convince Don Luis to turn this matter over to the authorities. 608 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:43,404 I cannot believe I didn't see this right away. 609 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,136 There was no way you could have known. 610 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,402 He is a consummate professional. 611 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,636 He had us all fooled. 612 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,143 No, but leading... 613 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,273 Leading me to that address and from there to the boarding house. 614 00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:53,815 It was all too easy. 615 00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:56,147 Of course with my training and perhaps more to the point, 616 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,346 the same genetic makeup as it were, 617 00:37:58,409 --> 00:37:59,683 I should have been alerted the moment 618 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,282 he appeared as an overly flamboyant popinjay. Popinjay? 619 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:06,351 Dandy, coxcomb, fop. I should have realized immediately 620 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,261 that he was playing a role, misdirecting us. 621 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,596 You're not talking about Alan Johnson. 622 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:14,932 I am talking about El Mongueo. 623 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,367 Your goatee is crooked. 624 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,049 Would you like to have them removed, Jonathan? 625 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,583 What? The flowers. 626 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,516 Would you like to have them removed from the table? 627 00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,053 They seem to be a problem for you. 628 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,180 No, no. I just have a cold. 629 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:35,755 We should be leaving. 630 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,752 Yes, of course. Excuse me, Jonathan. 631 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,660 Leaving? To go where? 632 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:45,323 I'm afraid I can't be totally unofficial while I'm here. 633 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,968 A quick courtesy visit to your Governor. 634 00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:51,598 Oh, I'm gonna have to meet you at the car, Mr. Presidente. 635 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,142 The gift you were going to give to the Governor I left in my room. 636 00:38:54,198 --> 00:38:55,472 Yes, of course. 637 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,704 The limousine will be at the side entrance. 638 00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:58,940 Five minutes. 639 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,954 Jonathan, as always, a great pleasure. 640 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,222 Mr. President. 641 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,662 Excuse me. 642 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,584 Rickey! He said it's okay! What? 643 00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:40,280 Margie's gonna fill in for me. 644 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:41,789 What're you talking about? 645 00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:44,190 The Dave Brubeck concert. Are we going or not? 646 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,660 Oh, great. Yeah, that's not a problem. 647 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,526 Hey, what have you done to your hair? 648 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,465 It's part of my disguise. Look, I can't talk to you right now. 649 00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,201 Great, just great. 650 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,703 Rick. 651 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:06,177 You might've told me you found Don Luis. 652 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,409 This isn't Don Luis. 653 00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:08,882 No, it most certainly is not. 654 00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:09,940 Higgins? 655 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:11,585 Where's Don Luis? 656 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,949 He followed lbenez to his room, 657 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:16,150 came back down here, then lbenez left again. 658 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:17,351 Left? To go where? 659 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,554 To his limo, at the side entrance. 660 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:20,652 With Johnson? 661 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:23,528 Thomas, that's the weird part. Johnson disappeared into that stairwell, 662 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,396 and then Don Luis followed him. 663 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,495 I'll check on the roof. I'll try to intercept lbenez. 664 00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:31,332 Thomas, Thomas! 665 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:46,844 Johnson! Johnson! 666 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:50,518 Show yourself if you are a man! 667 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,653 Fight this battle in the open where you can be seen! 668 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,573 Johnson! 669 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,441 Get in the car. 670 00:41:54,712 --> 00:41:59,183 Presidente! There's a bomb! Run! A bomb! Quickly! 671 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:20,072 I'm all right, thank you. Thank you. I'm all right. 672 00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:23,044 The assassin has failed, Presidente. 673 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,980 Don Luis Mongueo has saved you. 674 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,681 I am your humblest servant. 675 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:30,459 No, you are my friend, Don Luis. 676 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:32,755 You saved my life. Thank you. 677 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,833 That goatee looks as good as your real one. 678 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:43,829 Jonathan is letting me borrow it 679 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:45,498 since I had to shave mine off. 680 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:51,241 I wouldn't want to return home unmasked, uh, so to speak. 681 00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,781 It's so terribly exciting. 682 00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:56,247 Going home to a hero's welcome. 683 00:42:56,307 --> 00:43:01,313 Yes. A very generous gesture on Presidente lbenez's part, 684 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:05,318 however, I must confess both to him and Jonathan, 685 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:09,595 I am no hero and cannot accept the honor. 686 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,855 Of course you're a hero. 687 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,465 I'm afraid events proved otherwise. 688 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:17,362 What're you talking about? 689 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,673 You don't remember disarming Johnson? 690 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,602 I? 691 00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:26,875 After the bomb went off, Johnson pulled a gun. 692 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,416 Yeah, you don't remember this? 693 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,541 No. 694 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:32,344 He was going to shoot lbenez. 695 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:34,286 You jumped him, you wrestled the gun away from him, 696 00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:37,224 without any regard whatsoever for your own personal safety. 697 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,227 Thomas had to hold you back. 698 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,229 You were willing to give up your own life for your country. 699 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,492 I can't think of a better definition of a hero. 700 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:47,401 I don't recall. 701 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,095 Must've been the hit on the head. Mmm-hmm. 702 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,332 Temporary amnesia. 703 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:55,771 Your car is ready. 704 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,749 You'll come to visit again? 705 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,515 You must come to visit me. 706 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:08,986 I want to show you that Mongueo hospitality 707 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:11,686 is not so different from Higgins' hospitality. 708 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,262 Viva Costa de Rosa. 709 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,491 Viva Albert Stanley Higgins. 710 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,166 Hear, hear. 711 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,176 Adios, Mr. Magnum. 712 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:33,404 Tomas. 713 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,710 Tomas. 714 00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:44,957 Higgins? Aren't you going to see him out? 715 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,551 Hmm? 716 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:51,989 Oh, um, no. No. I promised to demonstrate to Agatha 717 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:56,068 the brilliant chess maneuver I had planned to use at the tournament. 718 00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:58,703 Oh. Incidentally, 719 00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:01,333 I carelessly forgot to send these concert tickets off 720 00:45:01,398 --> 00:45:04,106 to the charity organization as I had intended. 721 00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:05,545 Since the concert is this evening, 722 00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:07,912 it is far too late to send them now. 723 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,777 If you would like to use them. 724 00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:16,790 You sure you're all right? 725 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,019 Quite. 726 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:24,024 Damn plants! 56566

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