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Oh, my God.
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I know. Monica's gonna have a baby.
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Can this count as her "something new"?
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Oh, my God.
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Do you think this is why Chandler took off?
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She had to have just taken it.
I took out the trash last night.
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It's turning into the worst wedding ever.
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The bride's pregnant, the groom's missing
and I'm holding this.
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Phoebe, we cannot tell anyone about this.
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- Right. Yeah.
- Okay?
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Do you know what kind
of birth control she uses?
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No. Why?
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Just for the future.
This is hardly a commercial for it.
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Anything?
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No. I talked to Joey.
He hasn't heard from him.
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I talked to Chandler's parents again.
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- You said he was missing?
- No.
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It seemed like I called to chat.
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Pretty sure they both think I'm interested.
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- We've got to tell her.
- No, we can't.
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She'll start getting ready soon.
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Can't you stall her?
I'll go to the places I went last night.
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How much time?
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How long before she has to get ready?
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- One hour.
- Give me two.
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Then why do you ask?
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- Wish me luck.
- I'm going with you.
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Why?
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You're tired. You looked all night.
And clearly, you suck at this.
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See you later.
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Wait, do you know how
you're gonna stall her?
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- I'll figure something out.
- Okay, good luck.
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Let's start with my makeup
and then do my hair.
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Okay. But before you do that,
I need you to talk to me.
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About what?
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I'm never gonna get married.
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You will. The right guy's around the corner.
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Okay, are we done with that?
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No, I'm serious.
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Maybe I should just forget about it.
Become a lesbian or something.
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Any woman would be lucky to have you.
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Maybe I'd feel better if I slept with Joey.
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Rachel? Are you okay?
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Excuse me, Aaron? I have
a little problem with the schedule.
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I wasn't supposed to work today.
I have a wedding that I have to be at.
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It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating...
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...so I really can't work past 4.
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You've gotta stay until the end.
We can't stop filming just for you.
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It's not like it's your wedding.
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I'm having surgery.
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What?
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I made up the wedding,
because I didn't want you to worry.
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But I'm having surgery today.
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What kind of surgery?
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Transplant.
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You're supposed to work on Monday.
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Hair transplant.
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But you're not bald.
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It's not on my head.
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There's nothing I can do.
You'll probably be out by 4 anyway.
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We've got one scene. It's just you
and Richard, and he's a pro.
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You'll be fine.
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Morning, Richard.
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Hey, you're here. Great. Let's go, buddy.
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We got a scene to shoot.
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I'm wearing two belts.
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- Are you drunk?
- No.
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Yes, you are.
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All right.
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So this is your office?
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How'd you guys find me?
I knew I should've hid at the gym.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- Panicking.
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And using the Internet to try to prove
that I'm related to Monica.
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- How is she?
ROSS: She doesn't know you're gone.
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And she doesn't have to know.
Come on, we're going home.
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- I can't do that.
- Why not?
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If I go home, we're gonna become the Bings.
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I can't be the Bings.
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What's wrong with it?
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The Bings have bad marriages.
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They yell, fight, and use the pool boy...
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...as a pawn in their sexual games.
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Have you ever put on a black dress
and asked me up to your hotel room?
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- No.
- Then you are neither of your parents.
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It's not just their marriage.
Look at yours. Look at everybody's.
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Only Paul Newman can make marriage work.
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And I am no Paul Newman.
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I don't race cars or make popcorn.
None of my proceeds go to charity.
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But look, Chandler...
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...right now no one has
a lower opinion of you than I do.
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But I totally believe you can do this.
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I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afraid...
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Ahem. It's too huge.
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You're right. It is huge.
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So let's take it just a little bit at a time.
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Forget getting married for a sec.
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Can you just come home and take a shower?
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That's not scary, right?
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Depends on what you mean by "we."
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The nights are the hardest.
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But then the day comes...
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...and that's every bit as hard as the night.
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- Then the night comes...
- Days and nights are hard, I get it.
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I have to start getting ready.
I'm getting married today.
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I know. At dusk.
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That's such a hard time for me.
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I'm gonna put makeup on.
We have to be there in an hour.
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- Wait.
- What?
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Let's go to lunch.
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I can't go to lunch.
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Right.
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Oh, good God, I've fallen down.
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What's going on?
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Okay.
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All right, honey, listen.
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When I tell you what I'm
about to tell you, remember...
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...that we're all here for you,
and we love you.
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Okay, you're really freaking me out.
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We can't find Chandler...
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His vest.
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We can't find Chandler's vest.
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How can that be? Wait, are you serious?
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Found the vest.
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We'll have to keep an eye on it,
make sure we don't lose it again.
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Ah.
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Oh, wow. Okay, don't
scare me like that, okay?
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For a minute, I was like,
"Oh, my God. The worst has happened."
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So you two were married, huh?
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What happened, you just drift apart?
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Here comes the bride.
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[PHOEBE GASPS]
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Oh, my God, Monica.
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I want to wear this every day.
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You look so beautiful.
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I'm so happy for me.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Hello?
- Did Chandler show up yet?
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- We got him back. Everything's fine.
- Damn it.
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- Where are you?
- I'm still on the set.
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The wedding is in less than an hour.
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I'm sorry. The guy's drunk.
They won't let me go until we get it.
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna
have to find another minister.
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No, I'm the minister.
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Put them both on the phone
and I'll marry them right now.
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Joey, I have to go.
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Don't hang up on me. I'll marry you
and me right now. I have the power.
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There you go. You put on a tuxedo.
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That wasn't scary, was it?
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No.
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I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time.
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Okay. What's the next little bit?
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- Getting married.
- Oh, ah.
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You can do that too.
Just like you've done everything else.
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- Yeah, you're right. I can do that.
- Yeah.
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- Excuse me for a minute.
- Where you going?
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I'm not gonna run away.
I just want some fresh air.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Oh, fresh air.
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RACHEL: Cover for me.
PHOEBE: Maybe you overreacted.
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RACHEL:
We gotta do something.
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Joey won't make it,
so I'll look around for other weddings.
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Don't tell them Monica's pregnant,
because they frown on that.
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Okay.
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"Anastassakis Papasifakis wedding."
Excellent.
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Congratulations.
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Mazel tov.
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Hi. Oh, great hat.
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I need you to perform another wedding.
Can you do that?
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I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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They're my friends, Monica Stephanopolis.
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And Chandler Acidophilus.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi.
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Has anyone seen Chandler?
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- I thought he was with you.
- He was with me.
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We're playing a game. Hide-and-seek.
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You can't ask us, son. That's cheating.
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You're right.
Thanks for keeping me honest, Dad.
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He can't come here and see
the bride in her wedding dress.
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When we got married,
I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
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That was after the wedding.
It's not bad luck then.
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Honey, it isn't good luck.
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Oh, my God. Monica.
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I know.
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- How's Chandler doing?
- Great.
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He's doing great.
Don't you worry about Chandler.
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- Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
- Yeah.
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- What's going on?
- Chandler's gone again.
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Why would you play hide-and-seek
with someone you know is a flight risk?
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Aaron, you gotta let me go.
The guy's hammered.
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I'm sorry. As long as he's here
and conscious, we're still shooting.
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You wouldn't happen to have
a very big fork?
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So I just talked to the director.
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That's it. We're done for the day.
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We finished the scene?
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- Yeah. You were wonderful.
- As were you.
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So I got your car. It's right outside.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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No, we gotta go. Come on. Here we go.
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Is that my ass?
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- There he is!
- What?
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Hey! Whoa!
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You won't get away this time!
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Unless you want
that ass-kicking we talked about.
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- Ross.
- Hi-yah!
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I'm serious.
You're not walking out on my sister.
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That's right. I'm not.
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- Then where have you been?
- I know about Monica.
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- You know?
- What?
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- I heard you and Rachel talking.
- About what?
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You don't know?
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If somebody doesn't tell me right now...
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What, you'll "hi-yah"?
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Monica's pregnant.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. And you're not freaking out?
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I was. Then I went to
the gift shop for cigarettes.
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- Cigarettes?
- Big picture, please.
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So I was in the gift shop,
that's when I saw this...
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And I thought anything that can
fit into this can't be scary.
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You obviously didn't see Chuckie III.
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But come on, look at how cute
and small this is.
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So I got it to give Monica,
so she'd know I was okay.
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Dude.
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Way to go, son. I knew you'd find him.
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Our little boy is getting married.
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Look at you, so handsome.
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You look beautiful, Mom.
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[CHARLES CLEARS THROAT]
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You look beautiful too, Dad.
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I love you both.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Are you Chandler?
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Are you Joey?
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- Huh. This is nice.
- What?
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I've never walked down the aisle
knowing it can't end in divorce.
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I wish your grandmother
had lived to see this.
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- She's right there.
- Not that old crone. My mother.
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Congratulations, darling.
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We love you, sweetheart.
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You look beautiful.
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- Is this new?
- Not now.
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- Who's this?
- I'm Father Karabasos.
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He's Greek Orthodox.
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As are you.
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PRIEST:
Let us begin.
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Dearly beloved...
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That's my line.
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00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,503
I can take it from here. Thanks.
251
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,467
Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late.
252
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,889
You may be confused by this now...
253
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:01,060
...but you won't be
Memorial Day weekend, 2002.
254
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,567
Let's get started before
the groom takes off again.
255
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,492
We are gathered here today...
256
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,203
...to join this man...
257
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,791
...and this woman
in the bonds of holy matrimony.
258
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,838
I've known Monica and Chandler
for a long time, and I can't...
259
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,760
...imagine two people more perfect
for each other.
260
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:41,309
And now, as I've left my notes
in my dressing room...
261
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,688
...we shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
262
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,068
- He took off?
- Go on. Go on.
263
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,452
Chandler, for so long...
264
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,623
...I wondered if I would ever find my prince.
265
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,792
My soul mate.
266
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,836
Then three years ago, at another wedding...
267
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,672
...I turned to a friend for comfort.
268
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:17,136
And instead, I found everything that
I'd been looking for my whole life.
269
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,766
And now...
270
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,685
...here we are...
271
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:28,022
...with our future before us.
272
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,984
And I only want to spend it with you.
273
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,406
My prince. My soul mate.
274
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,700
My friend.
275
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,914
Unless you don't want to.
276
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,876
You go.
277
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,337
Chandler?
278
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,715
No, that's okay.
279
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,474
I thought this would be the most
difficult thing I ever had to do.
280
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,522
But when I saw you walking down that aisle,
I realized it's simple.
281
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,442
I love you.
282
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:20,575
Any surprises that come our way,
it's okay, because I will always love you.
283
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:27,039
You are the person I was meant
to spend the rest of my life with.
284
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,542
You want to know if I'm sure?
285
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,965
You may now kiss the bride.
286
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,510
So...
287
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,431
I guess by the powers vested in me
by the State of New York...
288
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,142
...and the Internet guys...
289
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,481
...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
290
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,735
Oh, wait. Do you take each other?
291
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,237
- I do.
- I do.
292
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,031
Yeah, you do.
293
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,617
Rings?
294
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,577
Oh, crap.
295
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,122
Let's do the rings.
296
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,886
We good? Yeah? Good?
297
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,847
Once again...
298
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,643
...I pronounce you husband and wife.
299
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,062
Now kiss her again.
300
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,954
I love you.
301
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,331
And I know about the baby.
302
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,251
- What baby?
- Our baby.
303
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,211
We have a baby?
304
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,215
Phoebe found your pregnancy test.
305
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,592
I didn't take a pregnancy test.
306
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,636
Then who did?
307
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,931
Look at them.
308
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,059
And they're gonna have a baby.
309
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,479
Uh-huh.
310
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,103
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