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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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I saw the Porsche parked out front.
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Can I get the keys?
I'll take that bad boy for a spin.
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Ross drives it? When I ask,
you say you're the only one allowed to.
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He's my brother, plus he drives
so slow he couldn't hurt it.
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It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
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Whatever, Ross.
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Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights
after you're done.
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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- Hey.
ROSS: Hi.
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Saw the Porsche. Looking good.
When can I take it out again?
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- You let Joey drive it?
- I've never driven it. Not once.
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Okay, once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
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So much for the "you can drive it
but don't tell Rachel" plan.
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Wow, I can't believe you lied to me.
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I can fix this. Monica, Rachel thinks
all you can talk about is the wedding.
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I won't let you drive the Porsche
because you're a terrible driver.
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There. That wasn't about the wedding.
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If you want a ride in the Porsche,
I'll take you around the block.
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You got a couple hours?
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Whew, that was a brisk ride.
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[PANTING]
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- Take the top down, did you?
- Only way to fly.
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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Give me the keys. Monica's wrong.
I'm an excellent driver.
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You're fast and irresponsible.
That adds up to a bad driver.
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In high school, that added up
to head cheerleader.
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Did you see the look
that girl just gave me, huh?
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She must've seen me cruising
in the bad boy.
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- She's checking out your beehive.
- What?
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- Give me a brush.
- Give me the keys.
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- No way!
- Well, no brush.
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Fine. It doesn't matter.
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If I remember correctly, there's a comb
on the floor of the bathroom.
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Alimony.
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We still haven't gotten an RSVP
from your dad.
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Oh, right. Um, maybe that's because
I didn't send him an invitation.
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Chandler, he's your father.
He should be at your wedding.
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I don't even know him.
I haven't seen him in years.
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And when he finds out he wasn't asked?
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We don't run in the same circles.
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I hang out with you guys and he...
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...stars in a drag show in Vegas.
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Ooh, I think I want to trade circles.
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You don't want him there.
Nobody will stare at the bride...
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...when the groom's father's
wearing a backless dress.
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Heh, so what?
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As long as he's not wearing
a white dress and a veil, I don't care.
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I think I need to do some shopping.
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Ah.
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Ooh, nice.
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[RACHEL YELLS]
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My God!
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- What do you think you're doing?
- Just washing the windshield.
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[GRUNTING]
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There's no way I'll let you drive this car.
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- Just hand over the keys.
- Oh.
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Oh, ah-ah-ah!
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Do not start this car.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Okay, okay. I will give you 20 bucks...
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...if you get out of this car right now. Hey!
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Look.
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If you're so freaked out, get in the car.
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With you? Yeah, right.
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All right.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- What are you doing? Get in front.
- In the death seat?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, sweetie.
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- Ready to go?
- My purse is at Mon's. I'll be back.
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- Wait a minute.
- What?
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oops.
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Whoa, oh, that one kept going.
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[JAKE SIGHS]
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So, you and Phoebe, huh?
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- How long have you been going out?
- A month.
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Wow. We ought to get to
know each other better.
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- Sure. I'd like that.
- Yeah. So, uh...
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What's your name?
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[LAUGHS]
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- It's Jake.
- Joey.
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- Do you like the Knicks?
- Yeah, big fan.
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Me too. There's a game Tuesday.
Do you want to go?
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Great! Let me make sure
I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
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Here.
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- What's this?
- Your suitcase. We're going to Vegas.
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Are you serious? Eloping?
No more stupid wedding stuff.
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No more these flowers, these flowers.
Think of the money we'll save.
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We're not eloping. I love the flowers.
Can our wedding be bigger, please?
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We're going to see your dad.
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I want to get to know my father-in-law.
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We already went over this and I won.
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No, you didn't. Honey, just so you know...
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Now that you're marrying me,
you don't get to win anymore.
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Forget it. I don't want to go.
I don't want to see him.
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I know your dad embarrassed you.
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All kids are embarrassed
by their parents.
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You need a new word
for what I went through.
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In high school,
he came to all my swim meets...
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...dressed as a Hollywood starlet.
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It's hard enough to be 14.
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You're skinny, wearing Speedos
your mom promised you'd grow into.
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You look up in the stands.
There's your dad cheering you on.
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Dressed as Carmen Miranda,
wearing a headdress with real fruit...
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...that he'll later give to your friends
as a healthy snack.
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The point is that he was at every one
of your swim meets cheering you on.
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That's a pretty great dad.
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He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
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- Who's Mr. Garibaldi?
- Does it matter?
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Chandler...
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You're not 14 anymore, okay?
Maybe it's time you let that stuff go.
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If he's not at your wedding,
you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
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Okay, but I'm just doing this for you.
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Yes!
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- I never get to win anymore?
- How much did you ever win before?
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- Pheebs.
- Hey.
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You know how, uh, when you're wearing pants
and you lean forward...
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...I check out your underwear?
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Yeah.
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- Well, when Jake did it...
- Mm-hm.
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...I saw that he was wearing
women's underwear.
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I know. They were mine.
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Oh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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No, no, wait. That's weird.
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We were goofing around,
and I dared him to try them on.
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That's weird!
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- I'm wearing his briefs right now.
- That's kind of hot.
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I think so too. And that little flap?
Great for holding my lipstick.
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I wouldn't know about that.
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Jake says that women's underwear
is actually more comfortable.
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He loves how silk feels against his skin.
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Next he'll say your high heels
are good for his posture.
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There's nothing wrong with Jake.
He is all man.
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I think, more than you.
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He looked like a real lumberjack
in those pink lacies.
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Only a man completely secure
with his masculinity...
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...could walk around in women's underwear.
I don't think you could.
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- I am secure with my masculinity.
- Okay, whatever.
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You've seen my huge stack of porn.
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[NELLY'S "RIDE WIT ME"
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
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Where they at? Where they at?
Where they at? Where they at?
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[RACHEL SIGHS]
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God, I forgot how much I love driving.
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I have got to get my license renewed.
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You don't have a valid driver's license?
Pull over right now.
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You're so tense. You just gotta relax, okay?
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Okay? Just need to relax. All right?
Just need to relax.
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What are you...? That's not funny.
Stop horsing around.
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I am not horsing around, okay?
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I am "Porsche-ing" around.
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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Uh-oh.
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Stay calm. Nothing will happen.
You're not in that much trouble.
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Really? You think so?
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I'm talking to myself. You're going down!
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[GRUMBLES]
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[CHER'S "BELIEVE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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I can feel something inside me say
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Has someone taken your order?
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Oh, yeah. She did. Um, he did. She?
I'm sorry, I'm new. I don't...
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Mm-hm.
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- I just ordered a beer.
- You're straight. I get it.
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If we called your dad,
we'd have better seats.
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I don't want him to know
we're here yet. I'm not ready.
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He won't be too happy to see me either.
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Why not?
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I don't know if I told you this,
but he's kind of tried to contact me...
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...a lot over the last few years.
- What?
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Yeah. He's made phone calls,
written letters.
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He even came to New York.
I said I was too busy.
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It's very "Cat's in the Cradle."
I don't want to get into it.
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[CHANDLER SIGHS]
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Here we go.
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ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
Ladies and gentlemen...
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...please welcome the incomparable
Helena Handbasket.
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Hello, darlings.
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And there's Daddy.
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Okay. Switch places with me. Come on!
I'll go under, you go over.
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- Yeah, I'll get right on that.
- Ugh, come on!
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What? No. Hey, Rach, come on.
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I'm sure we won't get arrested for this.
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God!
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Hi, officer. Was I going a little too fast?
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Oh, my God.
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- Can I see your license, please?
- Oh, yes, absolutely.
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It's weird. I had a dream last night
that I was stopped by a policeman.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And then he, um...
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Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
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- Your license.
- Yes. Ahem. Here you go, Officer, uh...
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...Handsome.
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- It's Hanson.
- Oops, sorry. My mistake.
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Dear Lord!
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- Wow!
- Here it comes.
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This is a great picture.
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Ah!
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Really? You think so?
You know, I had just rolled right out of bed.
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You look phenomenal.
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She should! It was taken 10 years ago!
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You know, you're probably, um...
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Probably wondering about the old date.
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Yes, I am. You're an Aquarius, huh?
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- I'll bet you're a Gemini.
- No.
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- Taurus?
- No.
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- Virgo?
- No.
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- Sagittarius?
- Yep.
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I knew it. I knew it!
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- You won't speed anymore, right?
- I won't speed.
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- Promise to take care of this?
- I promise.
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Let him drive. Does he have a license?
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- Yeah.
- Can he handle a stick?
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- Oh, well...
- I can handle a stick!
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[PIANO PLAYING "I FEEL PRETTY"]
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[SINGING]
I feel pretty
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Oh, so pretty
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I feel pretty and witty and
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AUDIENCE:
Gay
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- That can't be your father.
- I've been saying that for years.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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That's Mr. Garibaldi playing the piano.
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[MONICA CHUCKLES]
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For I'm loved
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By a pretty wonderful boy
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Hello, and welcome to the show.
230
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I see some of our regulars in the audience.
231
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And a couple of irregulars.
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- He's coming into the audience.
- Relax. You'll be fine.
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Oh, much better. You're invisible now.
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00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,483
- Where are you from?
- Bakersfield.
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- I'm sorry?
- Bakersfield.
236
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No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.
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I'll meet you back at the hotel.
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Look, a standing ovation already.
So early in the show.
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Turn around, darling.
Let me see your pretty face.
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Can we have our drinks, please?
Uh, waiter? ...tress?
241
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,654
- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey.
242
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,449
Check it out.
243
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,826
Huh?
244
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,998
How much of a man am I?
245
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:03,836
Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut.
246
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,174
You know, I'm beginning to see
what Jake was talking about.
247
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,843
- Uh-huh.
- The silk feels really good.
248
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:16,474
And things aren't as smashed down
as I thought they would be.
249
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,850
That's great.
250
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,770
You have so many more choices
than with men's underwear.
251
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:26,359
Bikini, French cut, thong.
And the fabrics: Cotton, silk, lace.
252
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,196
You know what I've always
wondered about? Pantyhose!
253
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:34,534
The way they start at your toe,
then they go all the way up to...
254
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,957
- I should go take these off.
- I think it's important you do.
255
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,333
Mm.
256
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,461
What's your name?
257
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,507
Chandler.
258
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,051
Chandler?
259
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,512
What an unusual name.
260
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,057
You must have had terribly
fascinating parents.
261
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,184
Oh, they're a hoot.
262
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,063
And who is your friend?
263
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,108
I'm Monica.
264
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,945
- Monica. Where are you from?
- New York.
265
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,032
I'm not very fond of New York.
266
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,784
Queens, I like.
267
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,371
Ooh, what is this...
268
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,292
...sparkling something, honey, huh?
269
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,793
[AUDIENCE OOHING]
270
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,755
Actually, Monica and I are engaged.
271
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,716
Really?
272
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,135
Congratulations.
273
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,679
When's the big day?
274
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,433
In two weeks.
275
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,061
I see.
276
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:49,192
Well, I wish you both
a lifetime of happiness.
277
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,320
So you're bald.
278
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,155
Wait, wait.
279
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,285
We'd really love it if you could be there.
280
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,039
Really?
281
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,126
I know it would make me happy...
282
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,837
...ma'am.
283
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,009
Then I wouldn't miss it for the world.
284
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,013
Oh, I'm getting all misty here. Ha!
285
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,225
You'd think I was having my legs waxed
or something.
286
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,690
- You okay?
- Yeah.
287
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,151
Thanks for making me do this.
288
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,240
Before we go on with the show,
I want to say to the bride and groom...
289
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,326
...how lucky they are to have
found each other.
290
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,080
In every life a little rain must fall.
291
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,623
Fortunately...
292
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,792
...in my life...
293
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,422
[SINGING]
It's raining men
294
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,258
CHORUS:
Hallelujah
295
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,845
- It's raining men, uh-huh
- Amen
296
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,018
When I was growing up,
I played the one on the far left.
297
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,774
CHORUS:
And it's raining men, amen
298
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,943
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
299
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,448
Remind me to introduce you to someone.
300
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,159
- Who?
- Fourth gear.
301
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,494
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
302
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,038
What?
303
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,457
What does he want?
I wasn't doing anything.
304
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:33,337
Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly
from the 10 and 2:00 position.
305
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:40,052
Maybe it's, uh, Sergeant Sagittarius
coming back to flirt some more.
306
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,265
It's a different guy.
307
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,683
[ROSS SIGHS]
308
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,105
- Good evening, officer.
- Do you know how fast you were going?
309
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,109
Uh, no, I don't, but it could not
have been more than 60.
310
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,069
You're right. It was 37.
311
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,738
[RACHEL LAUGHS]
312
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,286
You're not ticketing me
for driving too slow, are you?
313
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,205
That's right.
314
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,632
You know, officer, I, uh...
315
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,552
I had the weirdest dream last night.
316
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,971
Oh, my God!
317
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,015
Your license, please.
318
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,516
[CHUCKLES]
319
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:31,020
You don't want to hear about my dream...
320
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,772
...Officer...
321
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,357
...Pretty?
322
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,528
It's Petty.
323
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,574
I'll be right back with your ticket.
324
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,205
- You have a son.
- I know. I know.
325
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,422
- Feel better?
- Yeah. Much. Heh.
326
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,258
Listen, uh...
327
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:05,763
Not that I'm insecure about
my manhood or anything, but, uh...
328
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,683
...I need to hook up with
a woman right now.
329
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:12,019
- I understand.
- Yeah, okay.
330
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,651
- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
331
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,404
You look familiar. Do I know you?
332
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,905
I don't think so.
333
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,491
Maybe it's because I'm on television.
334
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,497
- I'm an actor on Days ofour Lives.
- Wow. Really?
335
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,500
- Four-fifty, please.
- Oh, let me get this.
336
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,721
These are for you.
337
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,273
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