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Do you realize we're
getting married in four weeks?
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Four weeks, baby. Four weeks!
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You realize you get louder each week?
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There's still so much to do!
Have you written your vows?
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I figured I'd just buy those.
"Pat, I'd like to buy a vow." Ha, ha.
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You know I've no sense of humor
when it comes to this.
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- Right. Have you written yours yet?
- No, but I know what I'm gonna say.
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Do you happen to know
what I'm gonna say?
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Let's do it now. It won't be hard.
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Say what's in your heart.
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CHANDLER: Look at her go.
She must love me more than I love her!
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What's wrong with me?
Ooh, don't open that door.
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Phew. "Monica, there are no words..."
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There are no words!
This shouldn't be this hard!
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Uh... Oh! You've done this before.
What did you say in your vows?
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With Carol I promised never
to love another woman until I die.
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She made no such promise.
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I'm pathetic. Monica knows what
to say, you should have seen her.
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RACHEL:
What's the emergency?
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You have to help me write my vows.
All I have is this.
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I like the pretty drawing
of you in the wedding dress.
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- Thank you.
- Except your breasts look small.
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Those are my eyes!
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- Those are my breasts.
- Oh, yeah.
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Why don't you start
with something simple?
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Like, um:
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"Monica, from the moment I met you
I knew I loved you."
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I can't do that.
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Everyone, this is Chandler.
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Hi, I'm Ross' little sister.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay.
Um, maybe you could start with:
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"Chandler, even though
we were friends...
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...there was a part of me
that knew I wanted more."
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All right, there's a nuclear
holocaust. I'm the last man on Earth.
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Would you go out with me?
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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Ooh! Are we allowed
to lie in the vows?
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Okay, don't talk about those feelings.
Just say something about...
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...all the things
he's taught you, like...
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Or all the things you taught him.
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Everybody knows the erogenous zones.
One, two, three...
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...four, five, six and seven.
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There are seven?
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- That's one?
- Heh, heh. Kind of an important one.
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I was looking at it upside down.
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Ha. You know, sometimes that helps.
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Okay, start out with a little one...
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...a two, a one-two-three...
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...a three, a five...
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...a four, a three-two...
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...two, a two-four-six.
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Two-four-six, four, two...
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...two, four-seven...
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...five-seven, six-seven...
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...seven, seven...
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...seven, seven, seven...
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...seven!
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[MOUTHS]
Seven.
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Oh! I got it.
How about something like:
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"Monica, when I look back
over our time together..."
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- Yeah?
- I can't do all of it.
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Look back over your time together.
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MONICA:
Oh, look, twins!
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No fair! I don't even have one,
how come they get two?
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- You'll get one.
- Yeah, when?
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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When we're 40,
if neither of us are married...
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...what do you say we have one?
- Why wouldn't I be married?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just meant hypothetically.
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Hypothetically,
why won't I be married?
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No, no.
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What is it? Is there
something unmarriable about me?
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- Uh... Uh...
- Well?
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Dear God, this parachute
is a knapsack!
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ROSS:
I'm getting married today!
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[CHEERS]
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Think he knew I was here?
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Nice try.
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MONICA:
Wait, wait, wait.
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- Look, Monica...
- Ah!
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- This is not gonna work.
- I bet this'll work.
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[CHUCKLING]
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You are so great! I love you.
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MONICA:
What?
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I said you're so great,
and then I stopped talking.
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- You said you love me!
- No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't!
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- You love me!
- No, I don't!
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Stop it! Stop it!
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[SCREAMING]
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You know, I was thinking,
what if I, uh, unpack here?
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Then all your stuff would be here.
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Well...
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What if it was here?
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Then you'd be going back
and forth all the time.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Okay.
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What if we live together,
and you understand what I'm saying?
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We wanted to surprise you.
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Oh, my God!
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Chandler...
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...in all my life...
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...I never thought I'd be so lucky...
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...as to fall in love with my best...
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[SOBBING]
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My best... There's a reason
why girls don't do this!
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Okay, okay, okay! I'll do it.
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I thought...
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I can do this.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I thought...
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...that it mattered what I said
or where I said it.
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Then I realized the only thing
that matters is that you...
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You make me happier
than I ever thought I could be.
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And if you let me...
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...I'll spend the rest of my life
trying to make you feel the same way.
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Monica?
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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JOEY: Can we come in?
We're dying out here!
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Come in! Come in!
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- We're engaged!
ALL: Yes!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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JOEY & ROSS: Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.
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- Hi.
- What have you guys been up to?
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Uh, helping Chandler write his vows.
He kicked us out.
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Joey kept making
inappropriate suggestions.
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How is "Monica, I love
your sweet ass" inappropriate?
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How's Monica doing?
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Lucky she's got a sweet ass.
She's not so good at writing.
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In four weeks
they're gonna be married!
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Let's just hope it works.
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Nine out of 10 marriages
end in divorce.
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Heh. That's not true.
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You're right. How's the missus?
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I can't believe...
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...they're together 3 years.
- That long?
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It seems like less
because they hid it from us.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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JOEY:
Hey, it's me. Coming in.
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I've had a very long, hard day.
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- Uh, I'm getting chicken. Want some?
- Uh, no. Bye, then.
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[GASPING]
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Are you okay?
I'm so sorry.
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He wouldn't leave.
He kept asking if I wanted chicken.
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Chicken?
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I could eat some chicken.
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Hey, Joe!
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Can I get a, uh, three-piece,
uh, coleslaw, beans and a Coke?
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[SHOUTS]
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Diet Coke.
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- Why didn't they tell us?
- I know, we were cool about it.
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You? And you?
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You cannot tell. No one knows.
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How? When?
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- It happened in London.
- In London?
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[CHANDLER STAMMERS
INDISTINCTLY]
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We didn't want to make
a big deal out of it.
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But it is a big deal!
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- I have to tell someone.
- No, no!
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- You can't.
- Please!
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We don't want to deal with telling
them. Just promise you won't tell.
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[JOEY GROANING]
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All right!
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MONICA [OVER PHONE]:
I can't wait to be with you.
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I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry.
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CHANDLER:
Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?
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MONICA:
Aw.
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You know your nickname, Mr. Big...
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, look, there's Monica and Chandler.
Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey!
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[SHOUTING]
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Chandler and Monica!
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Oh, my God!
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- Aah! Chandler and Monica!
- Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
- Phoebe! Phoebe!
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- It's okay! It's okay!
- No! They're doing it!
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I know! I know!
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- You know?
- Yes!
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And Joey, but Ross doesn't,
so stop screaming!
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Hey, what's going on?
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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What? What?
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We're excited that you
might get this place!
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- Actually, it looks really good.
- It looks pretty good!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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PHOEBE:
Get in here! Come on!
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[ROSS SCREAMING]
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So they don't know
that Rachel knows?
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Yes, but it doesn't matter
who knows what.
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Enough of us know.
We can just tell them we know.
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The lying and the secrets
will be over.
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Or, we can not tell them we know
and have a little fun of our own.
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We better go if we're gonna
catch that movie.
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- Bye.
RACHEL & CHANDLER: Bye.
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Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.
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Did you see
the inappropriate pinching?
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00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,762
Actually, I did.
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00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,391
So now do you believe
that she's attracted to me?
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Oh, my God!
My God, she knows about us!
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00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:19,232
- Phoebe knows about us!
- I didn't tell them.
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Them? Who's them?
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Uh, Phoebe and Joey.
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Joey!
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And Rachel.
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They made me promise not to tell.
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They think they are so slick,
messing with us!
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They don't know that we know
that they know.
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- So...
- Ah, yes!
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The messers become the messees!
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My God, he wants me to come
over and feel his biceps!
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- Are you kidding?
- No.
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I can't believe he'd do that to Mo...
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Joey? Do they know that we know?
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- No.
- Joey!
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- They know you know.
- Ugh! I knew it!
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I cannot believe those two!
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They thought that they could
mess with us? With us?
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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They don't know that we know
they know we know.
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Joey, you can't say anything.
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Couldn't if I wanted to.
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This is totally getting out of hand.
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- She wants me to put lotion on her!
- She's bluffing!
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She's not backing down.
She went like this.
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He's not backing down.
He went to get lotion.
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Oh, man.
Aren't you guys done yet?
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The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler
the sooner this is all over.
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- Ooh, I like that.
RACHEL: Okay.
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Okay, show him your bra.
He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.
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[RACHEL AND PHOEBE GASP]
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Wow! You didn't rip off
any buttons.
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It's not my first time.
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You go seduce her until she cracks.
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Okay, give me a second.
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- Did you clean up in here?
- Of course.
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Oh, you're, uh, going?
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Um, not without you, lover.
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So, this is my bra.
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It's very, very nice.
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Well, come here.
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I'm happy we're gonna
have all the sex.
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You should be. Heh. I'm very bendy.
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- I'm gonna kiss you.
- Not if I kiss you first.
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00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,880
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
248
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,260
There's nothing left
for us to do but kiss.
249
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,013
Here it comes.
250
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,599
Our first kiss.
251
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:52,028
- Okay, okay, okay, fine, you win!
- Ha!
252
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,030
- I can't have sex.
- Why not?
253
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,991
- I'm in love with Monica.
- You're what?
254
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:04,540
Love her! That's right, I love her!
I love her!
255
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,005
I love you, Monica.
256
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,133
I love you too, Chandler.
257
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,433
I thought you guys were doing it,
I didn't know you were in love.
258
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,936
[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
259
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,647
That's it, it's over.
Everybody knows.
260
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:31,901
- Well, Ross doesn't.
- We'd like it if no one told him yet.
261
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,528
No.
262
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,321
[STAMMERS INDISTINCTLY]
263
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,116
What are you doing?
264
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,787
Get off my sister!
265
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:47,333
Friends getting married,
it's gotta change things.
266
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,210
Think it'll be different?
267
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,505
How can it not be?
They're gonna have kids...
268
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:56,092
...and hang out with other couples
who have kids.
269
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,845
And maybe they'll leave the city...
270
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,889
...to be near a Volvo dealership.
271
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,352
Things change.
272
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,814
I don't want them
to move to a Volvo dealership.
273
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,442
It'll be okay, Joe. Heh.
274
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:17,155
Sorry. I just...
I like things the way they are.
275
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,866
Who's this little naked guy?
276
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,160
Uh, that naked guy would be me.
277
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,454
- Ha, aw, look at the little thing.
- Ha-ha-ha.
278
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,123
Yes.
279
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:32,712
Yes, fine, that is my penis.
Can we be grownups now?
280
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,799
- Who are those people?
- Got me.
281
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,093
Oh, that's Nana right there.
282
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,929
- Wow.
- Let's see.
283
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,807
"Me and the gang at Java Joe's."
284
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,561
Wow. Monica, you look like
your grandma. How old was she?
285
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,688
Let's see, 1939.
286
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,982
Yeah, uh, 24, 25.
287
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,110
Huh. Looks like a fun gang.
288
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,785
Ooh! Look, look, look!
I got Monica naked.
289
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,995
RACHEL:
Let me see.
290
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,371
[JOEY CHUCKLES]
291
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,831
[RACHEL LAUGHS]
292
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,917
No, that would be me again.
293
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,506
Hey, you guys.
294
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,716
PHOEBE: Hey.
JOEY: Hey.
295
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,969
CHANDLER: What's going on?
- Well, we were just talking about...
296
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,431
...you guys getting married
and how great it is.
297
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,685
Yeah, you can get a Volvo.
If that's what you really want.
298
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,355
- That's so sweet.
- Hmm.
299
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,485
- So, we both finished our vows.
- Can we read them?
300
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,655
As long as I don't hear his
and he doesn't hear mine.
301
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,573
RACHEL: Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.
302
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,245
- Aw.
- Oh.
303
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,705
[MEN LAUGHING]
304
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,416
Oh, that's beautiful.
305
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,253
Funny one! Good!
306
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,965
Will you marry me?
307
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,719
- Ha-ha-ha.
- What? I don't get it.
308
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,179
Oh, yeah!
309
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,472
[LAUGHING]
310
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,060
- Man, this is hilarious!
- Chandler!
311
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,939
Don't worry, we'll make yours funnier.
312
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,782
Okay, what do you think?
313
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:31,789
- Dude...
- I have never known love like this.
314
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,084
- You really like it?
- Dude!
315
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,296
How did you write this?
316
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,090
I stole Monica's
and changed the name. Shh.
317
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,095
- You can't do that!
- If he goes first he can!
318
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,854
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