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The caterer sent me this list of 12
appetizers. I have to narrow it to six.
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Food? Oh, give me.
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So did Monica tell you we're trying to get
The Swing Kings to play the wedding?
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Since when are you into swing music?
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Since forever. I used to go all over town
listening to bands.
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- Chandler.
- Gap commercial.
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- So did you book them? Did you call?
- I will.
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- You want me to call?
- No. I'll do it. You stick to your job.
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- What is your job?
- Staying out of the way.
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This is impossible.
Why don't you just pick all 15?
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- There were only 12.
- Oh, yeah, I added three.
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What are "peanut-butter fingers"?
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Well, hello.
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She's cute.
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Should we go try to talk to her?
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Sure. The great thing about being engaged,
I'm not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore.
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Could you guys help me?
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[CHANDLER GIGGLES]
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Yeah, let me get that for you.
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- It's really heavy.
- I got it.
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Oh!
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So hi, I'm Ross,
and this is my friend, Chandler.
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I'm Kristen.
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Kristen. Hi. Are you new to the area?
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Because if you are,
I'd love to show you around sometime.
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- I actually just moved from four blocks over.
- Oh.
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But this block is like a whole other world.
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Actually, it does have
a very interesting history.
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This street is the first street in the city
to have an underground sewer system.
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Before that, sewage and waste...
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...would just flow
right down the street. Yeah.
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Sometimes ankle-deep.
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Smooth.
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Excuse me?
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[CHANDLER GIGGLES]
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You're gonna be starving after moving.
What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
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- I'd like that.
- Yeah? Great.
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Let me take this up.
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- After you.
- Oh, no. After you.
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Oh, my God!
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Am I crazy, or does this totally go?
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RACHEL:
Oh, my God! You look so beautiful!
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Thank you, Rachel.
But look at Monica!
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This is it. Yeah, this is the one.
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I can't believe I found it.
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Wow, you look so beautiful.
If I knew you, I'd cry.
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I'm Monica Geller. Ball like a baby.
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I'm Megan Bailey.
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- Have you found your dress yet?
- No. These dresses are all so amazing...
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...but I couldn't afford one.
- No, I can't afford this either.
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I'm here to figure out the one I want,
then I'll get it at Kleinman's, this discount place.
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Day after tomorrow,
they're having a huge sale.
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- Thanks for the tip.
- When are you getting married?
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- I'm not. I just like to try these on.
- I do the same thing.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm getting married July 25th.
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I'm just kidding too. Ha, ha.
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I'm getting married in December.
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- When are you getting married?
- May 15th.
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Ooh. It's close.
So who's your photographer?
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- Jeffrey.
- We met with him.
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- Did he show you nude wedding photos?
- Best Man? Wow!
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I know. I almost called off
my wedding. Heh, heh, heh.
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- Oh, who's your band?
- My fiancé wants The Swing Kings.
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You're lucky. My fiancé wants
the heavy metal band, Carcass.
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Is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"?
Oh, my God, it doesn't matter, they're both great!
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Oh, you know what? Don't buy that here.
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Now that you know what you want,
go to Kleinman's. Get it half off.
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This place is so over-priced.
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I own this store.
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So does this come
in another color, or...
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Hi. You moving in or moving out?
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- Moving in.
- Can I give you a hand?
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Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping
before had to leave because he hurt his back.
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- Boyfriend?
- No.
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I'm Joey.
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Kristen.
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Wow. What a beautiful name.
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What is it again?
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- Kristen.
- Ah, that's it. Okay.
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- You live around here?
- Yeah. Yeah, right down there.
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Let me give you a tip.
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Don't take a nap on this stoop.
You could wake up without shoes.
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- I'll remember that.
- Okay.
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Listen, would you like
to have dinner with me tonight?
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I have plans tonight.
How about tomorrow?
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Sounds great.
Well, where does this go?
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You look strong. I'll take that,
you grab one of the boxes.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll get this one.
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WOMAN 1:
What's taking so long?
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[ALL GRUMBLING]
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WOMAN 2
Come on.
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So this is Brooklyn?
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All right, listen up. There's usually only
one dress in each size.
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So when they open those doors,
fan out.
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This is what you're looking for.
Memorize it.
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When you locate the dress
blow on these, all right?
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Three sharp blasts.
When you hear it, come running.
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Okay, got it.
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WOMAN 1:
Here he comes!
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RACHEL: Oh, they're pushing!
- Don't be a baby!
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WOMAN 1: Out of the way!
WOMAN 2: Let's go!
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Hey, Rachel! Come on!
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[CHATTERING]
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No. No, not it. Not it. Not it. Ugh.
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Don't crowd me.
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This is it! This is the dress!
Oh, my God. It's perfect.
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I'm sorry, this one's taken! Whoa!
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- Megan!
- Monica!
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- You came!
- Yeah!
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- This is my dress!
- No!
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- Yes, it is. You saw me wearing it.
- And now you'll see me buying it.
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You freak!
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You wouldn't even know
about this place without me.
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- Look, you don't want to fight me.
- Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty!
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[WHISTLES]
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- I'm coming! I'm coming!
- Hey!
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[WHISTLES BLOWING]
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Okay! Hey.
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[WHISTLES BLOWING]
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Oh, what do I do?!
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[WHISTLES BLOWING]
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What are you doing?
Did you find the dress?
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Did you find the dress?
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No. You gotta get me out of here.
These shoppers are crazy.
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- We've gotta get Monica.
- You gotta hold my hand!
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Oh, my God.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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Excuse me! Excuse me!
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Go! Go! Go!
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- Hey.
- Go!
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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So, Ross,
how was your date the other night?
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Did you tell her about the magical
ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
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Laugh all you want, but she left me a message
saying she'd like to go out again.
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- Oh.
- In fact, I'll go call her right now.
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And I'll make sure and tell her my
friend Chandler says...
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[GIGGLES]
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- Hey, Chandler.
- Hey.
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Sorry I didn't stop by last night,
but I had a date.
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Joe, when it's 1:00 in the morning and you
don't come by? That's okay.
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Check it out. It was with this really hot girl
who just moved in right across the street.
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- Really? Right across the street?
- Yeah.
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- When did you meet her?
- Two days ago.
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Excellent!
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- You know, Ross met somebody too.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Hey.
- How'd it go?
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Great. We're going out again Saturday.
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But I found out she's
also seeing some other guy.
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Really?
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Joe, what would you do
if you were in Ross' situation?
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Well, I sort of am. I'm dating this girl
who's also seeing another guy.
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But I'm not too worried about it.
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You shouldn't be. Believe me, I wouldn't want
to be the guy who's up against you.
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I mean, that doofus is going to lose.
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So this is nice.
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I wish I didn't have to go.
Believe me.
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But I have to.
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By the way, what's the name
of the girl you're dating?
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ROSS & JOEY: Kristen Leigh.
- Bye.
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Well, obviously, only one of us
can keep dating her.
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Obviously. So how do we decide?
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Well now,
let's look at this objectively.
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I think I should date her.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Or I'm the one who dates her.
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That's interesting.
But check this out. I date her.
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Yeah, I like that. But just to go
in another direction...
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Okay. This can go on for a while.
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- We should order some food then.
- No, Joey.
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Look, why don't we
just let her decide, okay?
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We'll each go out with her
one more time.
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And we'll see who she likes best.
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That sounds fair.
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Maybe I'll take her
to that new French restaurant down the street.
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Wait a second.
We have to set a spending limit on the date.
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I don't have the money to take her
to a fancy place like that.
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Well, sorry.
That's what I do on dates.
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All right. Well, I guess I'll just have to do
what I do on dates.
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- So let's decide on a spending limit.
- Yeah.
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Uh...
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[JOEY MUMBLING]
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And a slice...
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Six dollars?
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- I was thinking more like a hundred.
- Okay.
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Can I borrow 94 dollars?
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Uh.
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I know. Can you hand me a tissue?
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[WHISTLES]
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You're out of Diet Coke.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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What? You what?
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You listen here, missy!
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What?
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That was Megan. She booked The Swing Kings
on the day of our wedding...
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...and said she'd only
give them back for the dress!
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[PHOEBE GASPS]
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Does that mean Carcass is available?
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What am I gonna do? That's the dress!
That is "the" dress!
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Chandler wants the band.
What do I do?
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- Figure out a way to talk him out of it.
- How?
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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RACHEL:
You're out of toilet paper!
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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I wanted to wish you good luck
on your date.
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- Thanks.
- What time are you meeting?
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We have 8:00 reservations
at Grand Merci Bistro.
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That's in 20 minutes.
You'd better get dressed.
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- I am dressed.
- Oh, well, good.
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For me.
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What's this?
Did you give yourself a facial?
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I have an oily T-zone.
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Okay, dude.
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- Hey, you sent Kristen flowers?
- That's right.
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You spent 100 dollars.
That's the limit. You're screwed!
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Actually, I sent the flowers before
the actual date, so technically...
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...technically, I didn't break any rules.
Thanks for stopping by though.
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That's how it's gonna be?
I can break the rules too.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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- I'm not surprised.
- You won't get away with this.
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- You don't have much choice.
- We'll see!
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- Bye-bye.
- Yeah, bye-bye.
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Hey! So just a light layer?
226
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Yeah, just here and there.
227
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Joey got meat sauce
on the banister again.
228
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Swing music is so out.
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Phoebe, he's gotta be in the room
for that to work.
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What are you guys talking about?
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We're talking about The Swing Kings...
232
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...and whether they're
the right way to go.
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I went to a wedding
where they had swing music...
234
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...and two months later
the couple divorced.
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I'm not saying
there's any connection here...
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...but they did tell me
that's why they got divorced.
237
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But I love swing music!
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But The Swing Kings?
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They suck so much that people actually die
at their concerts. They just stop living.
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When Monica and I went to see them,
we had fun.
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And there's another reason.
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- Well, what is the other reason?
- I don't want to say.
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Well, you have to,
because maybe it's stupid.
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It's just while Monica and I
were dancing to them...
245
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...it was the first time
I knew that...
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...you were the woman that I wanted
to dance all my dances with.
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Oh, crap.
248
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- Our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
- Oh, great.
249
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- Is your back feeling better?
- Yeah, it's fine.
250
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I guess, ahem, the more muscles you have...
251
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...the more they can
spasm out of control.
252
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- Kristen?
- Joey!
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JOEY: Hi.
KRISTEN: Hi.
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- What are you doing here?
- I like this place.
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And technically, technically,
I'm not breaking any rules, so...
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Well, Ross, this is Joey.
Joey, Ross.
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- Hi.
- Hi. It's nice to meet you.
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I used to have a friend named Joey.
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I don't anymore.
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Our table will be ready
in a couple minutes.
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Sure! I would love
to wait with you guys! Thanks!
262
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,908
So Joey, you look familiar.
263
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Are you on TV or something?
264
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Joey doesn't like to talk about it...
265
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...but he's one of the stars
of Days of Our Lives.
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That's right. That's right.
Don't you play a woman?
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A woman in a man's body.
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Much better.
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So, Ross, it's funny, because you
look familiar to me too.
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Have you ever been married?
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Yes, I have.
272
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In fact, just the other day...
273
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...Kris and I talked about how
I've been married and have a son.
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- Yeah, little Eric.
- That's right. Wait. No, Ben.
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So you've just been married
the one time then?
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- Well, um...
- You've been married twice?
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Yes. And...
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...another time after that.
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Boy, I'm getting hungry.
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Ahem. Hey, Joey, have you ever been
so hungry on a date...
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...that when the girl goes to the
bathroom, you eat some of her food?
282
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You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
283
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[CHUCKLES]
284
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So, Ross, now why did
that first marriage break up? Hm?
285
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:49,210
Was it because the woman was straight
or because she was a lesbian?
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- Do you two know each other?
ROSS & JOEY: No.
287
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But he seems like
a guy who'd marry a woman...
288
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...on the verge of being a lesbian
and then push her over the edge.
289
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:09,272
Wait a minute!
Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
290
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,653
Have you ever slept
in the same bed with a monkey?
291
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,781
Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!
292
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,868
Fine! You ever gotten stuck
in a pair of your own leather pants?
293
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:27,456
Hey, hey! Have you ever locked yourself
in a TV cabinet, VD-boy?
294
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Monkey-lover!
295
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,136
Where do you think we lost her?
296
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Probably around "gonorrhea."
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- Hi, honey, I'm home!
MONICA: Don't come in here!
298
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Why, do you have another
boyfriend in there?
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MONICA:
No. We only mess around at his place.
300
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It's funny, I started it, but now it's scaring me,
so could you come out here, please?
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00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,207
MONICA:
No. I'm wearing a wedding dress.
302
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You got a wedding dress? That's great.
303
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,962
MONICA: Yeah, but I'm not keeping it.
- Then why can't I see it?
304
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,048
MONICA:
Oh. I guess you can.
305
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,426
But I have to return it,
so you can't like it.
306
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,846
Okay, I promise. I'll hate it.
307
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,897
Wow. You look hideous.
308
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,483
Really?
309
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:40,613
Yeah. That's like the most
ugliest dress I've ever seen.
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Why do you have to return it?
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Because it doesn't really fit.
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Oh, by the way, I booked The Swing Kings.
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Oh, that's great. Great. Thanks.
314
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But that dress, I mean, it's like, ugh, terrible.
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- It makes me want to rip it right off you.
- Okay.
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But you can't rip it.
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00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,093
- Well, maybe a little.
- Okay.
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Hey, guys, you want to look
at the song list for the wedding?
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Guys?
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CHANDLER:
I thought you'd be gone all day.
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00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,779
All right, what's going on?
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I'm sorry. I should probably
leave you girls alone.
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Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes
we'll have younger-looking skin.
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- Yeah.
- Right there.
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You know, she could use a little...
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[JOEY WHISTLES]
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- Oh, nice shot! Yeah!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
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