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O Lord, I am lost, please save me. Please heal my troubled heart.

What shall I do?

Ow!

Hi there. Good evening, Mr. Doggy!

Come here, come here.

You don't have any troubles, do you?

Hey, that tickles!

No, no, that tickles!

Look! See this? Stop! Stop, I say!

If there's no job posted today, we may have to hand out flyers, right?

If you're cold, just tell me. I'll warm you up. Like this.

I'm a sucker for miniskirts.

So, what am I wearing? A wool fanny pack?

It's not my place to criticize one's personal preferences,

but men should not wear miniskirts!

None! None! Not one. Not even on the back!

Nothing today! We're going to have to hand out flyers after all!

Clients wanted...

Good idea! I'm impressed, I'm impressed.

"Any kind of job, okay." Good, good.

"Note: This offer limited to young ladies.

The more beautiful the lady, the greater the discount!" Ryo!

"Includes special mokkori service."

Who's going to come if they see that?!

Violence is wrong!

Love God and love your neighbors!

A mokkori Sister!

Come to me!

Is this...

I wrote it.

You'll really take any job?!

You want us to find something?

I probably dropped it somewhere. I think...

Better go to the police for that. That kind of job is...

Right, right. That kind of job is our specialty!

We promise to find it for you, even if it's just a straight pin!

Oh, that's great!

Okay, what is it?

My rosary.

Rosary?

The cross that God's servants wear around their neck,

something I wore close to me at all times.

I'm sure it's a test.

God is testing me in my time of doubt.

A test?

Something you've always worn close to you suddenly disappears...

Don't be embarrassed. I'm examining the scene of the crime.

This is the first prerequisite in solving the case.

So it was always close to this chest that...

Ryo!

So, we have to retrace your steps from the last point you had it.

Well, I'm sure I still had it when I saw the movie.

Movie?!

Here, are you sure?

Yes,

since we're here, do you want to see it?

That actor is so cool!

See it?! Are you sure you have the time?

Oh, I'm on leave right now.

I'm going to tell you something.

Even if the world turns upside down, two things will never change.

The words virtue and chivalry!

Here I come!

Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do!

Shut up! I can't hear! What are you doing?! Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do!

Shut up! I can't hear! What are you doing?!

This Sister likes to joke.

Lord, have mercy on their souls!

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

It's not like they really died or something! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

Sit down! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

I'm sorry!

Shut up! I'm sorry!

Shut up!

He was cool all right.

No good! The cleaning lady didn't see it either!

Thank you.

That's okay, it's our job, our job.

Well then, do you remember where you went next?

Let's see...

I went over there.

You ate some fried chicken?

No...

What floor of the building?

You mean the air gun range on the second floor?

No, weapons are things that rob people of their hearts and souls.

I'm certain it was the fifth floor, a disco called Rurudo.

A disco?!

We still have five hours!

Oh well, let's drop by here later after hitting the next spot.

I don't remember it.

I think I went straight to the hotel.

Hotel?! With who?!

I think I was alone.

Alone?!

What were you thinking?

You returned to your own room in the hotel, right?

Yes!

Two routes? It's possible you went through the park.

Kaori, you take the path through the park.

That way is longer!

It wouldn't be nice to make her walk so far.

Then, I'll take Kyoko and...

No, this town's a dangerous place. I'd better go with her.

Ryo!

Okay, let's meet up in the hotel lobby.

Okay, let's meet up in the hotel lobby.

Yeah, right. That little sex fiend!

Let's get to the hotel, and...

Okay, take my arm. Wouldn't want you getting lost here.

Yes, well then...

Good enough.

One two, one two...

Have to hurry! Have to hurry! Have to hurry!

If I don't hurry, Kyoko could be in danger!

My lucky day!

You have any business with my five hundred yen?

No, my mistake. Sorry.

That was a shock.

Could it be?!

Doggy! Hey, doggy! Hey!

No way a dog could pick it up and tie it to its neck.

I must have been seeing things.

Shall we go?

Aren't we supposed to meet Kaori here?

I thought we'd search your room before Kaori got here.

But I've already searched.

An amateur search is no good. It has to be turned upside down.

I did check.

I bet you missed some places. Leave this to a pro. Let's go.

You look like a fun person, Mr. Saeba,

and you're always so enthusiastic about things.

That enthusiasm about his work is what makes a pro a pro.

What happened to this room?!

It appears someone has done a thorough job with this room.

Yes, me.

If you couldn't find it after all that,

I guess it doesn't make sense to look anymore.

No! While we clean up, please look for it with your professional eye!

Okay, how about waiting for Kaori in the lobby

and doing it after she comes? Let's go.

Please! Please search for it with your trained eye!

Searching's for a pro, but cleaning up isn't quite...

Hurry up!

Why?!

It wasn't here after all.

No, it wasn't.

I went to many places yesterday to have as much fun as possible.

But somehow, all that remains is this sense of emptiness.

When my leave is over, I will take my vows.

Vows?

A promise to dedicate my whole life to serving God.

A marriage with God, so to speak.

Marriage?!

It is with these vows that one becomes a true Sister, but...

So, you're in doubt, and you got drunk and lost your rosary to boot.

Don't worry so. Even a human who serves God is still just a human.

What?

This kind of thing happens to everyone if you're human.

Getting drunk and losing something, or being troubled by something.

If you're human, it happens to everyone?

Right, you're a human, so let's get married right away.

Don't question it! This is also God's will!

Let's hurry!

You wicked scoundrel with no fear of God!

If it's not here, that means someone picked it up, I bet.

Yes, maybe I'll never find it.

You can't give up!

Let's go back to the hotel again and try to remember, just us two!

In that case, it would be better to try to remember at our place!

Come, come, let's go.

Yes...

Our place...

Lovey-dovey! Lovey-dovey!

Here we are.

Thank you!

What's the big idea, Kaori?! This is your room, isn't it?

She's in a lot of danger!

Is someone after her?! If so, she'd be better off with me!

It's you I'm talking about, Ryo, you!

Hey, hey, Kaori, let me in too!

No! Your room is upstairs! Goodnight!

Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to go to bed.

He took that well enough.

Is there a problem?

Oh, it's nothing. Please make yourself comfortable.

Neither Fear of God nor Kaori will stop me from mokkori!

This is the bathroom I believe.

I can hear it! I can hear it! Her Sacredness is cleansing herself.

Kyoko!

I always know what you're up to.

The sound of cleansing...

Kaori, I heard some strange noises.

Oh, that. Ryo's fixing a leak in the toilet.

Mr. Saeba is?

It doesn't look like he's fixing anything to me though.

He's loafing.

I'm coming, Kyoko.

Are you alone, Kyoko?

Yes.

That Kaori could be hiding or something.

Kaori just went up to your room, Mr. Saeba.

What?!

Night operations sure are tough.

Don't do it!

Thank you.

Mr. Saeba!

Not giving up yet.

Is Mr. Saeba all right?

He's fine, he's fine.

Anyway, would you like some brandy in it? It'll warm you up.

Well, just a little bit.

Ryo!

Mr. Saeba!

Can't take your eyes off him!

I think I need some more.

Can you handle that much?!

Sure!

What now?

Oh, yes, it's in the bag.

Yikes!

You really don't know when to give up, do you?!

Over here! Come on!

Over here, Kaori!

You!

You slippery...

Over here, I tell you!

You...

Hi!

Kaori, what's going on?

Here! Here!

Just missed me!

Is that what you've been doing, Kaori? Playing pound the mole?

Hi!

You! You! You!

How's it been going, Kyoko?

Catch him!

Okay!

I caught him!

You caught me!

I'm so happy!

Go to Hell!

Thank you. What's wrong, Kyoko?

Stop, stop.

It looks good on you, but it's a little long.

What do you think?

Kyoko, are you all right?!

Did something happen?

That stray...

That stray? What do you mean?

The dog...

There's no dog. Come on! Are you okay?!

I put the cross around a stray dog's neck.

What?! Do you mean the one at the park?!

Wrong dog! Sorry!

No dog here, nope.

Where are you, doggy?! It's me!

Wait!

Turn this way! Be a good dog!

Hold on!

Your name's Pesu, I see.

Hey, doggy with the cross!

Doggy!

Stray doggy!

Doggy!

Stray doggy!

I can't find him.

Don't worry about it.

In my enthusiasm to become an excellent Sister,

I lost sight of the fact that I'm just a human being.

Mr. Saeba told me something.

Even if a person serves God, he's still just a person.

Ryo said that?

Yes, the reason he did all of that was to make me realize this.

He was just being a sexual maniac is all.

No, I believe he was trying to show me fundamental human nature.

Fundamental human nature?

As it directly relates to his own desires, I guess so.

Having accepted myself for who I am,

I've decided to become the Sister whom I, and only I, can become.

Depending on how you look at it, I guess even mokkori has it's uses.

So it's unnecessary to continue looking for the cross.

The stray dog!

Stray doggy!

We did it!

Can you keep a dog at the convent?

Yes, I received permission on the phone this morning.

Of course he'll have to work as a guard dog though.

But I tell you...

I think I'll have them keep me here too!

Ryo!

Just kidding I tell you!

Mr. Saeba, thank you for giving me a ride here today.

Don't worry about it. We're not busy.

Come have some fun again some time.

If you ever have a disagreement with God, that is.

Yes.

You planning to compete with God?

Come on! I claim my own rights as the living god of mokkori!

A fancy dress ball that's a cover for a drug deal?

This looks dangerous, but it's Saeko and Reika asking for my help.

They say my brother once pursued the same folks before.

The Lodos Mafia you mean?

They tried to get Umibozu. I've got a bad feeling about this.

It looks like that feeling was right on the money.

Ryo, promise you won't worry about me if something happens.

Don't miss it!