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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,570 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:03,255 --> 00:00:04,656 Previously on Black Monday... 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,825 - Whoa! - We thought 4 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:06,947 you might call the wedding off 5 00:00:06,971 --> 00:00:09,159 after your whole engagement party fiasco. 6 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:10,234 - Oh! - What? 7 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:11,337 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 8 00:00:12,757 --> 00:00:15,217 As if, slut! 9 00:00:15,242 --> 00:00:16,700 I found these 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:17,756 at the Georginas' apartment. 11 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:19,717 They must have kidnapped Tiff themselves. 12 00:00:19,742 --> 00:00:21,146 We want Maurice Monroe, 13 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:22,701 and you are gonna give him to us. 14 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:24,941 I want a divorce. 15 00:00:24,966 --> 00:00:26,655 Blair is in love with me, and I think 16 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,390 I'm falling for him, too. 17 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,693 _ 18 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,505 _ 19 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:55,505 _ 20 00:00:55,529 --> 00:00:58,911 _ 21 00:00:58,936 --> 00:01:02,106 ♪ They don't understand and so they ♪ 22 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:05,341 ♪ Keep asking if this whole thing's a gaffe ♪ 23 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,786 ♪ How'd such a catch end up with a Pfaff? ♪ 24 00:01:08,976 --> 00:01:12,520 ♪ I said no-sevelt to a Roosevelt ♪ 25 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:13,709 ♪ That Hearst was the worst ♪ 26 00:01:13,734 --> 00:01:15,581 ♪ Almost had a child with a Rothschild ♪ 27 00:01:15,606 --> 00:01:16,741 ♪ And Anderson Cooper ♪ 28 00:01:16,766 --> 00:01:18,146 Oof. 29 00:01:19,711 --> 00:01:23,321 I still can't believe you left Spencer for Blair. 30 00:01:23,346 --> 00:01:25,871 You love bitches more than Billie Jean King. 31 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:27,766 Do you work on these at home? 32 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:29,253 - No. - No? 33 00:01:29,278 --> 00:01:30,284 - Whatever. - Yeah. 34 00:01:30,309 --> 00:01:31,675 - Sometimes on the toilet. - Okay. 35 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,581 What I'm saying is, if these guys are your type, 36 00:01:33,606 --> 00:01:34,776 what'd you ever see in me? 37 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:36,951 You are the biggest bitch of all. 38 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:40,476 You're afraid of love. 39 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:43,766 ♪ I said no to a Devin, an Evan, and a Kevin ♪ 40 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:46,451 ♪ And don't even get me started on the Davids ♪ 41 00:01:46,476 --> 00:01:48,146 ♪ Don't worry, none of them were Jews ♪ 42 00:01:48,171 --> 00:01:50,081 Did you know the song that knocked this song 43 00:01:50,106 --> 00:01:51,226 out of the number one spot 44 00:01:51,251 --> 00:01:52,451 was also a Shondells cover, 45 00:01:52,476 --> 00:01:54,950 "Mony Mony." The '80s suck. 46 00:01:54,975 --> 00:01:57,326 Yeah, well, did you know that I paid good "mony mony" 47 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,861 to a girl named Shondell 48 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,647 to put my number one in her spot? 49 00:02:00,686 --> 00:02:03,186 I dare you to tell the truth one time. 50 00:02:03,211 --> 00:02:04,555 Red or white? 51 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:07,636 Or I could mix 'em. You... strike me as a pink guy. 52 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,650 - What the fuck are you talking... - You know what? Take your time. 53 00:02:09,674 --> 00:02:10,911 We're not going anywhere. 54 00:02:12,556 --> 00:02:14,241 Uh, can I order something? 55 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:15,575 Caterers are terrible. 56 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,806 ♪ Blair's not alone now ♪ 57 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:19,738 ♪ They say he wants my money ♪ 58 00:02:19,763 --> 00:02:22,096 ♪ But he won't get shit ♪ 59 00:02:22,121 --> 00:02:25,491 Babe, this is really... 60 00:02:25,691 --> 00:02:27,321 - good. - Right? 61 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:28,697 Tiffany better look out, 62 00:02:28,721 --> 00:02:30,516 'cause there's a new Tiffany in town who can butcher 63 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,782 other people's songs even better. 64 00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:34,304 That means a lot. You know how important 65 00:02:34,329 --> 00:02:35,531 - malls are to me. - Yeah. 66 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,928 In fact, can I get your autograph? 67 00:02:37,953 --> 00:02:39,194 Oh, my God. Of course! 68 00:02:39,219 --> 00:02:41,282 Ah, no, seriously, though, just while I got you... 69 00:02:41,306 --> 00:02:43,056 - What's this now? - Um... 70 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,241 ...it's just, you know, 71 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:46,785 normal wedding paperwork. Uh, 72 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,981 we got a marriage license, we got a power of attorney... 73 00:02:49,005 --> 00:02:51,469 - Power of attorney? - Well, I mean, wouldn't you rather 74 00:02:51,494 --> 00:02:55,067 I take care of all that boring financial junk 75 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,012 so you can focus on all your... 76 00:02:58,698 --> 00:03:01,118 ...important, you know, stuff 77 00:03:01,143 --> 00:03:03,473 you do during the daytime? 78 00:03:03,498 --> 00:03:05,937 - I mean, I am so busy... - Yeah, I know. 79 00:03:05,962 --> 00:03:09,412 But I can't sign that. I'm sorry. While I got you, 80 00:03:09,437 --> 00:03:12,580 there is something I kind of need you to sign. 81 00:03:12,605 --> 00:03:13,895 Well, what's this now? 82 00:03:16,915 --> 00:03:18,618 Yeah! 83 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:21,460 Thank you, Tiffany, and thank you, Dawn, 84 00:03:21,485 --> 00:03:24,080 - for hosting this rehearsal dinner. - Let me tell you something. 85 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:25,338 I am not afraid of love, Dawn. 86 00:03:25,363 --> 00:03:26,613 - Mm. - I'm not. 87 00:03:26,638 --> 00:03:27,928 In fact, I was gonna do 88 00:03:27,953 --> 00:03:29,333 this whole fucking thing with you. 89 00:03:29,358 --> 00:03:30,358 W-what? What? 90 00:03:30,383 --> 00:03:31,630 What's that supposed to mean? 91 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:33,435 I was gonna propose, okay? 92 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,750 Bullshit. 93 00:03:34,775 --> 00:03:37,901 I... I had the goddamn ring and everything, Dawn. 94 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,257 - Oh, yeah? Okay, yeah? - Okay, yeah. 95 00:03:39,281 --> 00:03:41,121 - I was gonna do all of it. - All right, when? 96 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,801 That night we went horseback riding upstate. 97 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,416 We never went horseback riding upstate. 98 00:03:46,441 --> 00:03:48,814 - Exactly. - What's that supposed to mean? 99 00:03:48,839 --> 00:03:51,357 Oh, thanks to Maurice for coming up 100 00:03:51,382 --> 00:03:52,596 with this last-second 101 00:03:52,621 --> 00:03:55,040 wedding venue for tomorrow after we lost 102 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:56,695 our spot at the Plaza 103 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,400 during Tiff's and Blair's brief rumspringa. 104 00:03:58,425 --> 00:04:00,305 Is this... Is this... 105 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:01,782 You want me to sign a prenup? 106 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:03,681 Okay, calm down. My daddy will not let me 107 00:04:03,706 --> 00:04:04,956 marry you without it. 108 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:06,378 He's very protective over his money. 109 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:07,902 I mean, who cares, really? 110 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:10,033 Unless our entire... 111 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:12,561 11-year relationship was just a big ruse 112 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,672 for you to get your hands on Georgina Jeans. 113 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:18,065 It's insane. 114 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:19,290 To true love. 115 00:04:19,315 --> 00:04:20,750 - Aww. - True love. 116 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,107 What are you talking about? 117 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:53,171 Do you want to? I mean, if you want to go, 118 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:54,704 - we can go. - Okay. 119 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:55,870 - Yeah? - Yeah. 120 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:57,485 Don't forget to pull out, Dawn. 121 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,405 Don't worry, babe. He's just mad that I got the girl. 122 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,580 "They don't always leave 123 00:05:03,605 --> 00:05:04,960 with the ones they came in with." 124 00:05:04,985 --> 00:05:06,720 You know what else they say. 125 00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:08,782 "You'd have to be one dumb hick fuck 126 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,291 to be messing around with your girlfriend 127 00:05:10,315 --> 00:05:11,736 when you're about to marry someone else 128 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,921 in order to pull off a year-long long con 129 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:16,481 with 60 mil on the line, you dumb hick fuck." 130 00:05:16,506 --> 00:05:18,238 You don't hear that one quite as much. 131 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:19,448 Different circles. 132 00:05:19,473 --> 00:05:20,540 Apparently. 133 00:05:20,565 --> 00:05:23,080 Hey! 134 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,735 - Hey. - Hey. 135 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,640 - For you. - Thank you. 136 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:28,059 - Yum? - No, thanks. 137 00:05:28,084 --> 00:05:29,574 I'm off champagne since I drove home 138 00:05:29,599 --> 00:05:30,924 from my divorce-iversary 139 00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:33,430 and hit-and-run'd a... 140 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:35,900 - ...deer... - Oh. Friend of my father's. 141 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:40,080 Keith, he's telling a sweet story. 142 00:05:40,105 --> 00:05:42,235 Sorry, asthma. My whole life. 143 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,611 Probably wondering, "Hey, why haven't I ever 144 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,877 heard about that?" Well, it's, uh... 145 00:05:44,901 --> 00:05:46,675 it's a good story and a long one, so buckle up... 146 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:47,949 Nobody gives a shit, Keith. 147 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:49,103 - At all. - Seconded. 148 00:05:49,128 --> 00:05:50,417 Okay, champagne 149 00:05:50,442 --> 00:05:52,049 for a sham marriage. 150 00:05:52,074 --> 00:05:53,268 To the Georgina... 151 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,104 Georgina play... 152 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:57,454 Uh, well, I'd like to, uh... 153 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:59,140 to thank all of my groomsmen 154 00:05:59,165 --> 00:06:01,776 - with a little something... - Mm. 155 00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:05,308 Inspired by the man who brought us all together. 156 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,369 For you 157 00:06:06,394 --> 00:06:08,355 - And for the grooms-lady. - Yes. 158 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,776 You said all your groomsmen. You ain't got nothing for old Mo? 159 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,840 You already have one. 160 00:06:11,865 --> 00:06:13,115 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 161 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,460 It's Mo's lucky watch! 162 00:06:15,485 --> 00:06:17,427 - No. - This is his exact watch. 163 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:19,216 This is not my goddamn watch. 164 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:21,866 You cannot buy my watch. My watch is custom-made. 165 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:24,477 Yeah, as are these very detailed replicas, 166 00:06:24,502 --> 00:06:26,766 which I call Mo-lexes. 167 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:29,141 Mo-lex? - Yeah, just a little something 168 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,764 to remind us of the greatest lesson 169 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,369 we've all learned from you, Mo. 170 00:06:33,498 --> 00:06:34,578 Fuck 'em all. 171 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:36,195 Fuck 'em all. 172 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:37,945 Fuck 'em all! 173 00:06:38,025 --> 00:06:39,945 Thank you. 174 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:42,625 Well, all right, 175 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,040 my little crime lords 176 00:06:44,065 --> 00:06:45,670 and Traci Lords. 177 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:47,291 Let's get those shares that you parked... 178 00:06:49,038 --> 00:06:50,365 Jesus, take it outside, Keith, 179 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,662 before we all catch bald. 180 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:52,812 - Eww. - Oh, Keith, 181 00:06:52,837 --> 00:06:54,001 give me those shares that you parked. 182 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:58,312 Dust. 183 00:06:58,337 --> 00:07:00,508 And here are the shares that I parked with Spencer. 184 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:03,930 Got 'em in the divorce. Only cost me our Airplane! 185 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:06,281 We had a tough time dividing up our Betamax collection. 186 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:07,580 - Oh, babe. - I know. 187 00:07:07,605 --> 00:07:08,979 So including our shell companies, 188 00:07:09,003 --> 00:07:10,494 we are at 45%. 189 00:07:10,519 --> 00:07:13,823 Six percent more from Tiff when you guys get hitched, 190 00:07:13,848 --> 00:07:16,179 and we will have a score that makes Warren Buffet 191 00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:17,534 look like Warren Snack. 192 00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:20,979 That would've landed if he would pronounce his name 193 00:07:21,003 --> 00:07:22,275 "buffet" like a real man. 194 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,736 - No, no, no, babe, it landed. - You got it? 195 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,561 Yeah, I got it. 196 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:28,203 So, what's everyone gonna do with their money? 197 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:29,750 I'm buying myself a new Limbo. 198 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,288 Come on, Mo. 199 00:07:31,313 --> 00:07:33,460 I'm also gonna pick up that red Keith Haring series 200 00:07:33,485 --> 00:07:34,655 I've had my eye on for years. 201 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,047 Come on, Mo. 202 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:39,460 Okay, can we not get distracted by red Harings and focus? 203 00:07:39,485 --> 00:07:40,655 Right now, Blair, 204 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:41,740 it's on you, baby. 205 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:44,025 All good in the... 206 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,930 ...municipality, 207 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:48,331 except for, uh, just... 208 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:51,131 just one... just one tiny, teeny little thing. 209 00:07:51,156 --> 00:07:53,159 Oh, Blair's getting cold feet. Here we go. 210 00:07:53,184 --> 00:07:54,449 It's not time for cold feet. 211 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,149 It's time for hot feet, like Downtown Julie Brown-hot feet. 212 00:07:57,174 --> 00:07:59,115 Like, Oh, my God, what I wouldn't give to take 213 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:01,320 those little piggies to market. Feet meat. 214 00:08:01,345 --> 00:08:03,250 Yeah, Wayne, feet meat. Yes! 215 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,695 No, no. 216 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,300 No, it's just Tiff's dad wants me to sign this, like, 217 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:13,235 just really silly little... 218 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,969 ...prenup thing before we get married. 219 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,374 Come on, for real, Blair? 220 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:19,060 Goddamn it. Do you have any idea what it's taken for me 221 00:08:19,085 --> 00:08:20,505 to get where I am? 222 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:22,078 Any idea? 223 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:25,313 I have shed blood, sweat, and tears. 224 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,244 I have unearthed secrets, got winded and fired. 225 00:08:29,269 --> 00:08:30,322 You're just listing bands. 226 00:08:30,347 --> 00:08:32,433 It doesn't fucking matter! What... here's what I'm saying. 227 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:34,053 You want to sit in the big chair, Blair, 228 00:08:34,077 --> 00:08:36,459 you better bring a goddamn flashlight, 'cause it gets dark. 229 00:08:36,484 --> 00:08:37,830 This is the Geor-jeana Play, 230 00:08:37,855 --> 00:08:39,105 not the Geor-jyna Play. 231 00:08:39,130 --> 00:08:40,461 You know why I'm saying Geor-jyna? 232 00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:41,842 When I look down, does it help you understand 233 00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:42,971 why I'm pronouncing it "jeye-na"? 234 00:08:42,995 --> 00:08:44,596 - Do you know what I'm saying? - That I have a vagina. 235 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,279 Exactly. You got some balls? 236 00:08:46,304 --> 00:08:47,512 You go fucking prove it. 237 00:08:47,537 --> 00:08:49,504 Show me! Go get it! 238 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,269 You go get it, baby! 239 00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:52,839 - Hey, Dawn? - Yeah. 240 00:08:53,077 --> 00:08:54,077 Goofy and Mickey called. 241 00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:56,985 Fuck you. 242 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,330 Ooh, ooh, 243 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:13,735 ladies, please, please. 244 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,794 I'm just one man. 245 00:09:16,945 --> 00:09:18,315 The fuck is this? 246 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,912 I don't know. It must be my, uh, 247 00:09:19,937 --> 00:09:21,504 magnetic personality. 248 00:09:21,529 --> 00:09:23,540 You think we're bluffing? 249 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:25,427 I will go right now and pull your son 250 00:09:25,452 --> 00:09:27,154 out of whatever class he's flunking. 251 00:09:27,177 --> 00:09:28,547 And I'll pull your boyfriend 252 00:09:28,572 --> 00:09:30,462 out of whatever ass he's fucking. 253 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,884 Deb, we talked about this. 254 00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:33,821 - Sorry, I thought you were setting me up. - No. 255 00:09:34,911 --> 00:09:36,283 You're out of chances, Keith. 256 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,857 Get Mo on tape today. 257 00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:40,130 Okay, he's gonna figure out I'm wearing a fucking wire. 258 00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:42,271 I look like Teddy Ruxpeen down there. 259 00:09:42,296 --> 00:09:44,630 Well, you better try, because we're gonna have eyes on you 260 00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:47,031 all day and your stupid fucking peen. 261 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:48,287 Now, if you'll excuse us, 262 00:09:48,312 --> 00:09:49,594 we gotta get back to the kitchen. 263 00:09:49,618 --> 00:09:51,078 The lobster is not gonna bisque itself, 264 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:53,658 and Todd is riding my hide. 265 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:55,288 Who's Todd? 266 00:09:55,368 --> 00:09:57,618 Our cater captain. 267 00:09:57,643 --> 00:09:59,871 I know they say silicone's bad for you, 268 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:02,190 but these saltwater jugs are sloshing around 269 00:10:02,215 --> 00:10:04,053 like my driver's ed teacher's water bed. 270 00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:05,078 - Oh, I'm jealous. - RIP. 271 00:10:05,118 --> 00:10:06,618 Can you just stuff them in? 272 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:08,153 - We gotta jet. - Okay, okay, okay. 273 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:09,594 Uh, Tiff? 274 00:10:09,618 --> 00:10:11,172 Blair! Oh, my God, you can't see 275 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,400 my dress before the ceremony! 276 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:13,643 My eyes are closed. I just... 277 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,149 I need to talk to you. It's important. Ladies, 278 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:16,173 can you give us the room? 279 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,878 We'll meet you in the horse-drawn carriage. 280 00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:19,353 - Okay. - Ooh, shotgun. 281 00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:20,513 On the horse? 282 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:22,328 Jesus. Oh, sorry. 283 00:10:22,353 --> 00:10:23,983 Sorry. I'm sorry. 284 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,888 Hello? 285 00:10:25,913 --> 00:10:27,256 Oh, God, did somebody else come in the room now? 286 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,770 No, I mean hello as in "talk, monkey." 287 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,288 I will provide visual context as necessary. Go. 288 00:10:32,368 --> 00:10:33,828 So... 289 00:10:33,908 --> 00:10:36,618 the real reason that... 290 00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:39,063 Mo hired me after no one else would 291 00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:43,093 is because he is the reason no one else would. 292 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:45,382 He tricked me into working for him 293 00:10:45,407 --> 00:10:47,987 so he could take over your dad's company. 294 00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:49,882 I didn't know about it, but... 295 00:10:49,907 --> 00:10:53,407 but I do now, and... 296 00:10:53,644 --> 00:10:55,700 I don't know, Tiff. I think maybe we should do it... 297 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,489 Ow! God. 298 00:10:57,514 --> 00:11:00,013 Even with my eyes closed, I should've seen that coming. 299 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,914 Are you insane? 300 00:11:01,939 --> 00:11:04,396 How could you do this to me, and my dad... 301 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:06,005 he has treated you like a son. 302 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,785 Sure, in the way 303 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,699 that dads are super cold to their sons 304 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:11,537 to try to get them to stop acting like such pussies, 305 00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:13,904 but still, how could you betray my family? 306 00:11:13,929 --> 00:11:16,596 Tiff, they betrayed you! They're the ones 307 00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:17,758 who were behind your kidnapping! 308 00:11:17,782 --> 00:11:19,082 Okay, what? 309 00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:20,187 Uh, y... think about it. 310 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,501 Georgina has been losing money 311 00:11:21,526 --> 00:11:23,464 for years, and since you got snatched, 312 00:11:23,489 --> 00:11:26,759 sales have quadrupled, 313 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:28,154 and... 314 00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,473 And I found the magazines 315 00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,504 they cut the letters out of for the ransom note. 316 00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:36,493 I'm... I'm really sorry. 317 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,989 I mean, I-I... 318 00:11:44,069 --> 00:11:47,427 They have been talking a lot lately about a game-changer, 319 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:48,793 like Calvin Klein's Brooke Shields 320 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,777 child porn campaign. 321 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:52,449 Oh, my God. 322 00:11:52,474 --> 00:11:54,434 - Tiff, I'm so sorry. - Oh, no. 323 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:55,830 - Jesus. - Okay, let's just open... 324 00:11:55,854 --> 00:11:58,144 - open your eyes. - Okay. 325 00:11:58,336 --> 00:11:59,756 You look really beautiful. 326 00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,569 Thank you. 327 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,224 I really want to cry, but my makeup artist Karina 328 00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:08,789 charges by the lash. 329 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:10,604 What the hell? 330 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,049 Pretty sure this wedding's fucked anyways. 331 00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:15,497 I'm sorry. 332 00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:18,242 At least maybe some good can come out of this now. 333 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,302 What? 334 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,963 Money. 335 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,279 A lot of money. 336 00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,474 And to be honest, I... 337 00:12:26,499 --> 00:12:29,167 I think this wedding has been fucked for a long time. 338 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:34,029 There's... one more thing 339 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,674 I have to tell you. 340 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,649 What the fuck is taking them so long? 341 00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,819 Pssh, whatever it is, it's on you. 342 00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,458 On me? How is it on me? 343 00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:46,483 - This is your plan. - My plan? 344 00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,718 My plan did not involve you fucking him. 345 00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,424 What happened to your "I don't date coworkers" thing? 346 00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:52,666 Went right out the window, right? 347 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,759 Thank God I didn't 348 00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:55,384 propose to you, you flip-flopper. 349 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,851 You're really sticking with this whole 350 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,915 imaginary horseback proposal, aren't you? 351 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,070 Never even been on a horse, 352 00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:03,595 unless you count that tight end from the Colts, 353 00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:05,889 or that wide receiver from the Broncos, 354 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:08,756 and then there was that quarterback from the Raiders. 355 00:13:08,781 --> 00:13:10,624 A raider is not a type of horse. 356 00:13:10,649 --> 00:13:12,179 This one was. 357 00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:13,504 You know what? You're right. 358 00:13:13,529 --> 00:13:15,399 We never had the horseback ride. 359 00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:17,819 You know why? Because we broke up. 360 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:20,465 You remember when we were at my lake house, 361 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,567 and you said you wanted to go 362 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:23,263 buy that little antique ring that you saw 363 00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:24,927 the day before, and I said, "Don't do it, Dawn. 364 00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:26,548 You can't really afford it on your salary"? 365 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,020 Then we had the whole "make me a partner dance" 366 00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:31,375 that was all the rage for us... literally. 367 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,781 Well, the reason I made the comment 368 00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,975 was because I went out and bought that ring 369 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,660 the night before when you were asleep 370 00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:38,399 so that I could surprise you 371 00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:40,134 on the horseback ride 372 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,909 that I had to cancel 373 00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:44,064 'cause you stormed out. 374 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,919 That's the fucking truth. 375 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,089 Bullshit. 376 00:13:51,114 --> 00:13:53,114 Marquis cut, 377 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:55,347 pavé band, more baguettes 378 00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:57,542 than Gerard Depardieu's colon. 379 00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:03,514 Wow. 380 00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,209 I should've known. 381 00:14:05,234 --> 00:14:08,154 Maybe I sort of did. 382 00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:10,429 It all makes so much sense now. 383 00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:13,889 I'm so sorry, 384 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:16,534 and if... if you wanna 385 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:20,004 call off the wedding, I... I don't blame you. 386 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:22,899 The only marriage I want to end is mine with my parents. 387 00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:25,544 I tried to get emancipated from them in sixth grade 388 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:27,053 because they wouldn't let me shave my legs, 389 00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,911 and we settled on a cartilage pierce 390 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,816 and another credit card. 391 00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:34,438 It's time. 392 00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:36,988 Blair, you are the smartest person 393 00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:38,513 I've ever known, 394 00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:40,403 and my private school had Orientals. 395 00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:44,293 I want in. 396 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,818 You do? 397 00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:48,149 I do. 398 00:14:54,904 --> 00:14:56,114 Oh! 399 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,884 - Yeah. - Yes! 400 00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:02,913 All right! 401 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:06,988 Ladies and gentlemen, 402 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,843 presenting for the very first time, 403 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:11,868 Mr. and Mrs. Georgina! 404 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,359 I know this is a sham wedding, but I can't believe 405 00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:16,582 you made me take your last name. 406 00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:18,659 Tiff Pfaff? Thoundth like I have 407 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,144 a thpeeth impediment. 408 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,585 Why don't we clear some space... 409 00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,069 so Blair and Tiff... 410 00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:24,724 Are you sure you want to do this? 411 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,396 ... can have their very first dance. 412 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,575 I know this is a sham wedding, 413 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:28,880 but I have been dreaming about this day 414 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:32,114 since I was a little girl, so please, 415 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:36,009 just give me this. 416 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,734 Okay. 417 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:39,509 Thank you. 418 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:00,449 Are they dancing to the national anthem? 419 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,899 Oh, yeah. Tiff's a huge Republican. 420 00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:51,449 Do Republicans hate America? 'Cause this is, like, 421 00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:53,394 a dance version of burning the flag. 422 00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:55,169 Wildly disrespectful. 423 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,399 Yeah. 424 00:16:57,489 --> 00:17:01,239 Excuse me. 425 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,489 Hey! 426 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:35,888 You better slow down 427 00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:37,529 and focus on getting tape on Mo. 428 00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:38,644 Guys, guys, look. 429 00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:40,589 Maybe we should, I don't know, 430 00:17:40,614 --> 00:17:42,944 give this whole blackmail thing a second look, right? 431 00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:44,276 - Get to fucking work, Keith. - Yeah! 432 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,300 Fine. 433 00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:46,819 Bus these. 434 00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:48,515 - Fuck you. - Stay in character. 435 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:49,580 He's right. 436 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:51,445 What? No, Deb... Deb! 437 00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:55,459 Hey. 438 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,694 How'd it go? You get it done? 439 00:17:57,719 --> 00:17:59,269 - Blair? - Yeah. 440 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,566 No prenup. 441 00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,135 Oh, my God. 442 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,214 Congrats. 443 00:18:04,239 --> 00:18:05,899 I can't fucking believe this. 444 00:18:05,989 --> 00:18:08,508 Jesus Christ. I just pulled off the greatest trade 445 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,329 - in the history of Wall Street. - We. 446 00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:13,001 We. You're right, you're right. 447 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,739 We. Ah. 448 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,574 Hey, you know what? Let's bury the hatchet. 449 00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:17,889 Come on, toast. Toast. 450 00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:19,649 I don't feel like toasting, Mo. 451 00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:22,569 Blair, come on. 452 00:18:22,594 --> 00:18:24,594 Look, I know it stings a little bit right now, kid. 453 00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,699 You feel like you're losing your values 454 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,299 or whatever, but you know what never loses its value? 455 00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:31,114 The Jasper John I'm gonna buy. 456 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,102 That's a toilet completely muralized 457 00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:35,432 by Jasper Johns. I'm gonna stick it in my Basqui-yacht, 458 00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,425 which is a yacht completely muralized by Basquiat. 459 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,109 Shut the fuck up. 460 00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,399 You know, the saying's not "An endless stream 461 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,634 of bullshit and bad puns 462 00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:44,869 is the soul of wit," right? 463 00:18:46,151 --> 00:18:48,611 But I am the soul... man of wit. 464 00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:50,695 - Mm. - Okay, fuck it, Blair, 465 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,765 all right? You don't want to be my friend, 466 00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:53,749 don't be my friend. Who cares? 467 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:56,314 But I want that six percent before the bell tomorrow. 468 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:57,704 Oh, oh. 469 00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,875 About that, 470 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,400 I have terms. 471 00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:04,359 Excuse me? 472 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,182 If we pull this off, The Jammer Group goes 473 00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:08,824 from being the fucking Yankees to the Mets overnight. 474 00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,331 You're gonna be offered every sweet-ass deal 475 00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:11,691 on the street, and I want my piece. 476 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,315 We have a deal, Blair. 477 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:16,180 No, we had a deal. 478 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:20,090 You say I'm like a son to you, right? 479 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,196 So I think it's time you make me part of the family. 480 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,340 How about six percent of Georgina 481 00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:26,397 for six percent of The Jammer Group? 482 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:31,365 How about six percent of kissing my ass? 483 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:37,087 You know, I went to Berger's Burgers the other night, 484 00:19:37,112 --> 00:19:39,047 and they have a sign there that says 485 00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:41,867 they've only been open for two years. 486 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,680 So I did a little research, 487 00:19:43,705 --> 00:19:45,665 and there's no record of an orphanage 488 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:49,980 in that area anywhere. 489 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,510 So I did a little more research 490 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:53,945 and found there's no record 491 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,720 of a Maurice Monroe... 492 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,090 anywhere before 1974. 493 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,775 I knew you were full of shit, 494 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,470 but I didn't think you were all shit. 495 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,470 I wonder what the SEC would say 496 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,510 if they knew the Exchange issued a seat 497 00:20:10,535 --> 00:20:12,575 to a man who doesn't exist. 498 00:20:13,159 --> 00:20:16,029 Wow. You really have crossed 499 00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:17,720 all the way over to the dark side. 500 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,340 I learned it by watching you, Dad. 501 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,890 Well, part of me wants to give you a big old hug. 502 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,760 A bigger part of me wants to beat the dog shit out of you 503 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,390 in front of all your friends and fake family. 504 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,260 Take your best shot. 505 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,260 Well played. 506 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:44,390 Tell you what I will do. 507 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,214 I will give you one percent. 508 00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:47,660 That's it. 509 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:49,486 - That's my best and final offer. - No, that's... That's cute, 510 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,025 but this isn't a negotiation. 511 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,930 Now, if you'll excuse me, 512 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,590 I have to go do the fucking hokey-pokey. 513 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,984 So what's six percent, hmm? 514 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,346 You gave thirty percent to the fucking Yakuza. 515 00:21:02,371 --> 00:21:04,253 Let's do a little math, Dawn, all right? Excuse me. 516 00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:05,695 Okay, now you have 517 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,840 15 percent. 518 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,235 Now, if you add the 30 percent 519 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,010 that the Yakuza gave the Leighmans, 520 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,575 and then six percent I'm supposed to give to Blair, 521 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,050 we add that together. What is that? 522 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:16,008 51 percent. Okay? 523 00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:17,401 That would make me a minority owner 524 00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:18,866 of The Jammer Group. Now I'm not gonna lose control 525 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,260 of my own fucking company, Dawn. 526 00:21:20,285 --> 00:21:21,523 I get it, I get it. 527 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,178 But if, you know, you were to... 528 00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:26,123 you know. 529 00:21:26,148 --> 00:21:28,107 You give a couple points. 530 00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:29,856 Two points, Dawn. Two fucking points! 531 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:31,931 Fuck, no! No! This is how I knew you were 532 00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,406 bullshitting about the whole proposal thing. 533 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,795 - I was... - You would never be 534 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,473 that thoughtful, because the only person 535 00:21:36,498 --> 00:21:37,760 you ever think of is yourself. 536 00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,418 - All right. - You're a selfish piece of shit, Mo. 537 00:21:39,443 --> 00:21:41,816 Jesus Christ, everybody's just coming with both barrels 538 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,255 at old fucking Mo today, right? 539 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,360 I mean, really? Give him some of my shares? 540 00:21:45,385 --> 00:21:47,580 The answer is no. No, "fuck no." 541 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:48,815 Yeah, okay. Great. 542 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,498 - Keith, Keith, hey. - Shit. 543 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:52,741 I gotta... I gotta talk to you, okay? 544 00:21:52,765 --> 00:21:53,920 The Georgina Play... 545 00:21:53,944 --> 00:21:55,304 ...Is hitting a major fucking snag. 546 00:21:55,328 --> 00:21:57,640 Mm-mm, uh, no, I gotta go. I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta run. 547 00:21:57,665 --> 00:21:58,672 Okay, fine, let's talk... 548 00:21:58,696 --> 00:21:59,902 No, I mean, I gotta run... 549 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,939 I got, like, the runs. The shits. I gotta shit. 550 00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:03,425 Okay, toilet. Perfect, it's more private. 551 00:22:03,449 --> 00:22:04,731 No, no, no, you don't want any part of this. 552 00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:06,224 - It's gonna be bad. - Just crap quiet. 553 00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,804 Who gives a shit? You just gotta listen. 554 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:08,868 The kid's squeezing me 555 00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:10,013 on the Georgina Play... 556 00:22:11,314 --> 00:22:13,078 ...And I gotta admit, he's got me, man. 557 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:14,377 If... if I don't give him what he wants, 558 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,867 he's nuts enough to go to the Feds, 559 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,770 - tell him all the illegal shit we've done. - Oh! Oh! 560 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,994 Like the Audi Play. 561 00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:21,171 You all right? 562 00:22:22,269 --> 00:22:24,899 Oh! Oh! 563 00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:27,200 Oh, sorry, man! Can we talk later? 564 00:22:27,225 --> 00:22:29,445 You know what? Maybe I should call his bluff, 565 00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:31,001 you know, send the Yakuza over there 566 00:22:31,026 --> 00:22:32,041 - to beat the shit out of him. - Oh, Jesus, the pain! 567 00:22:32,065 --> 00:22:33,395 - The pain! - He's gotta know 568 00:22:33,423 --> 00:22:34,619 he's not dealing with a businessman 569 00:22:34,643 --> 00:22:36,394 right now, Keith. He's dealing with a fucking criminal! 570 00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:38,398 No, no, no, no, no! 571 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,923 No, God, fuck no. Jesus, 572 00:22:40,003 --> 00:22:41,648 Fuck piss. Shit no. 573 00:22:41,673 --> 00:22:43,963 I'm gonna give you a little privacy, all right? 574 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,198 Sounds good man. Sounds good. 575 00:22:45,223 --> 00:22:49,223 Good plan. Good talk, all right? 576 00:22:51,028 --> 00:22:52,988 Okay, girl, I don't know why... you can... oh! 577 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:54,848 Oh, Mo. 578 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,996 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much for getting us the floor. 579 00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,810 - What a great venue. - Yeah, yeah. 580 00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:00,889 - Congrats. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, hey, let's see 581 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:03,033 if we can geta bridesmaid or something to hold your hair, okay? 582 00:23:03,057 --> 00:23:04,824 'Cause I got some real shit I gotta deal with right now. 583 00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:06,909 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have to go deal 584 00:23:06,934 --> 00:23:08,564 with a deal with my husband? 585 00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:11,169 'Cause shouldn't I be there too? 586 00:23:11,194 --> 00:23:13,814 I'm in. We're doing the Me Play. 587 00:23:15,537 --> 00:23:17,796 Wait a minute, what? 588 00:23:17,821 --> 00:23:19,788 Hey, man, it's cool. 589 00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:21,268 It's cool. I get it. 590 00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:22,729 I mean, this marriage has always been bullshit 591 00:23:22,753 --> 00:23:24,391 on some level anyway. 592 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:25,666 Just like theatre camp, 593 00:23:25,698 --> 00:23:28,087 I'm always getting fucked by gay guys. 594 00:23:29,387 --> 00:23:31,228 Wait a minute, what are you... 595 00:23:31,253 --> 00:23:32,830 Duh. Blair's gay. 596 00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:34,765 My hubby likes chubby. Mm. 597 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,240 Gotta go find the ladies' room. 598 00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:38,955 - That's the men's. - Oopsies! 599 00:23:45,318 --> 00:23:47,308 - What happened? - What'd you get? 600 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,173 I'm out. 601 00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:50,158 Fuck you and the SEC. 602 00:23:50,183 --> 00:23:51,473 Do your fucking worst. 603 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,768 Ah, fuck! My bisque! 604 00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:56,265 Have a seat. We gotta talk. 605 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,122 Oh, Jesus. 606 00:23:58,147 --> 00:24:00,497 Blair's trying to make a move against both of us. 607 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:03,051 All right, look, Mo, I know this wedding's 608 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:05,045 got your brain cross-wired and shit, 609 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,044 but honestly, these... these mind games 610 00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:08,622 that you're pulling... it's... it's getting sad. 611 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,911 Listen, I just bumped into Tiff, all right? 612 00:24:10,936 --> 00:24:12,896 Now, she's pretty plastered, but she still managed 613 00:24:12,921 --> 00:24:14,921 to drop a couple bombshells, like one, 614 00:24:15,056 --> 00:24:17,146 she knows about, and is in on the Georgina Play, 615 00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:19,631 because two, her marriage is a fraud, 616 00:24:19,656 --> 00:24:21,660 because three, Blair is gay. 617 00:24:21,685 --> 00:24:23,046 Oh, come on! 618 00:24:23,071 --> 00:24:24,201 Whoo! I'm back. 619 00:24:24,226 --> 00:24:26,211 - Keith! - Sorry I was acting weird, 620 00:24:26,236 --> 00:24:27,383 but now I'm ready to talk about 621 00:24:27,407 --> 00:24:29,250 illegal shit, Georgina shit... 622 00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:31,892 Wanna commit a murder? Let's do it. I'm in. Let's go. 623 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:33,356 Keith, can you give us a sec? 624 00:24:33,381 --> 00:24:36,399 Your boy Mo here is jealous, as usual, 625 00:24:36,424 --> 00:24:38,056 and now he's trying to convince me 626 00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:41,307 that Blair is a gay criminal mastermind. 627 00:24:41,332 --> 00:24:42,992 Yeah, of course Blair's gay. I thought everyone knew that. 628 00:24:43,016 --> 00:24:44,412 Wait, how the fuck do you know? 629 00:24:44,436 --> 00:24:45,596 How the fuck does he know? 630 00:24:45,621 --> 00:24:46,970 I-I-I don't know. I'm just saying, 631 00:24:46,995 --> 00:24:48,088 maybe, like, Mo and I... 632 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,233 we have just better gay radar than you. 633 00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:52,112 It's... I wish there was an easier way to say that, 634 00:24:52,136 --> 00:24:53,216 like a sniglet. 635 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,268 What the fuck he just say? 636 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,119 - Yeah, it is a little clunky. - Oh, got it. 637 00:24:56,143 --> 00:24:57,823 Navi-gay-tion. 638 00:24:57,848 --> 00:24:59,167 Holy shit! 639 00:24:59,192 --> 00:25:01,374 I'm back, baby! I gotta do some coke. 640 00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:04,051 Okay, Dawn? 641 00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:06,341 I'm sorry. I'm not bullshitting you. 642 00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:08,526 You're always bullshitting me. All right, that's it. 643 00:25:08,551 --> 00:25:09,551 Wait a second. 644 00:25:19,881 --> 00:25:21,511 Recognize this? 645 00:25:22,826 --> 00:25:23,965 Is that... 646 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,221 Yeah. 647 00:25:25,301 --> 00:25:27,631 I told you, when it comes to real shit, 648 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,116 I'm as real as it gets. 649 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,196 Now think about it. Why would he ask 650 00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:34,051 for six percent on the nose? 651 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:35,356 When five percent gets it done. 652 00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:37,039 It's a done deal. Six percent, 653 00:25:37,064 --> 00:25:39,092 I'd lose control of the Jammer Group. I can't do that. 654 00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:41,276 He knows that. He's stalling. 655 00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:44,341 'Cause he's trying to run the Georgina Play for himself. 656 00:25:44,366 --> 00:25:45,536 Exactly. 657 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:47,141 Fuck! 658 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,433 Oh, God. W-wait. 659 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,791 Why is he dating me? 660 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,923 Maybe he thought he could get your shares 661 00:25:52,948 --> 00:25:54,478 or just throw us off the scent, you know, 662 00:25:54,502 --> 00:25:57,323 try to take our eyes off the prize. I don't know. 663 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,468 Damn, damn, damn! 664 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:02,581 I swear, I am gonna kill that motherfucker! 665 00:26:02,606 --> 00:26:03,776 Dawn, Dawn, listen. 666 00:26:04,341 --> 00:26:06,803 Now, I know I've been shitty to you 667 00:26:06,828 --> 00:26:08,239 - in the past... - Yeah. 668 00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:09,809 - ...And the recent past... - Yeah. 669 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,492 - ...And this morning. - Yeah. 670 00:26:12,517 --> 00:26:16,095 But... but it's gotta be you and me now, 671 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,370 okay? Together. 672 00:26:18,395 --> 00:26:20,645 Partners. 673 00:26:25,575 --> 00:26:28,455 Partners. 674 00:26:28,779 --> 00:26:30,909 So what do we do now? 675 00:26:32,249 --> 00:26:34,574 Well... 676 00:26:34,599 --> 00:26:36,939 ...now we give him exactly what he wants. 677 00:26:38,869 --> 00:26:42,978 Well, all things considered, it was a decent wedding. 678 00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,858 It was a great wedding. 679 00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:46,763 Oh, hey. 680 00:26:46,788 --> 00:26:49,051 So in the end, this earring 681 00:26:49,076 --> 00:26:50,835 tie pin thingy... 682 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:54,030 it actually was kind of lucky, huh? 683 00:26:54,055 --> 00:26:55,555 Hm. 684 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,040 I want you to have the other one 685 00:26:58,065 --> 00:26:59,685 to remember me by. 686 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,870 To remember you by. 687 00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:03,914 How could I forget you? 688 00:27:05,714 --> 00:27:08,094 You're my first, 689 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,249 and my wife. 690 00:27:13,302 --> 00:27:14,922 I-I'm... 691 00:27:17,142 --> 00:27:19,472 I'm really sorry, Tiff. 692 00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:22,887 It's okay. 693 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:23,912 I'm a lot. 694 00:27:25,302 --> 00:27:27,392 I am, and it's... 695 00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,997 Look, it's... 696 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,143 it's okay to be confused. 697 00:27:31,168 --> 00:27:33,523 I mean, not everyone can be as sure of themselves as I am. 698 00:27:37,653 --> 00:27:41,203 I do love you. 699 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:43,308 I love you, too. 700 00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:49,058 To the Georgina Play. 701 00:27:50,797 --> 00:27:52,137 To the Georgina Play. 702 00:27:53,317 --> 00:27:54,687 To the Georgina Play. 703 00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,191 - Oh, I need to say it, too? - Well, I mean... 704 00:27:59,215 --> 00:28:00,389 I thought it was implied. 705 00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:02,294 To the Georgina Play. 706 00:28:12,051 --> 00:28:17,051 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 49646

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