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HEY!
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WOMAN: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
WE SHOULD ALL BE AT HOME
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SIPPING SPICED CIDER
AND COOKING SWEETS.
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INSTEAD, RUNNING THROUGH
THE STREETS SEARCHING FOR
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL.
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THE HOSPITAL HASN'T SEEN HIM.
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OH, I JUST KEEP GETTING
HIS VOICEMAIL.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, CASS?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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UNIVERSE, OK.
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I'M SAYING IT.
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AND WHY AM I TALKING
TO THE UNIVERSE?
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UH, WELL,
I GUESS TO EXPLAIN IT ALL,
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I SHOULD REALLY START
AT THE BEGINNING.
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[HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS]
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[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
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HI.
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HEY.
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OH, HE MISSED YOU.
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HEY, LITTLE MONKEY.
DADDY MISSED YOU.
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HE MISSED YOU TOO.
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YEAH, IT MUST BE...
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HARD ON HIM, YOU KNOW,
BREAKING UP HIS USUAL ROUTINE.
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YEAH. YEAH. IT'S
DEFINITELY DIFFICULT
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FOR HIM WITH ALL THE
SEPARATION BETWEEN US.
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I THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING ON.
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SO HE'S PROBABLY
PRETTY STRESSED.
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MAYBE YOU JUST KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM WHILE
HE'S ADJUSTING.
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YEP.
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BUT, UM...
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YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK
LATER TONIGHT?
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MAYBE OVER COFFEE?
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YOU KNOW, I CAN'T.
I HAVE A THING.
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A THING?
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A COUPLE GUYS ARE MEETING UP
AND WE'RE GOING TO...
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I JUST CAN'T.
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OK. THAT'S FINE.
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I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
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AROUND OR WHATEVER.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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HEY, LITTLE GUY.
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SEE YA.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT IS
12 RED VELVET CUPCAKES.
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6.95, MS. DALEY.
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THERE YOU ARE.
HEY, CASSIE,
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY
OF THOSE SANTA CUPCAKES YET?
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DECEMBER COMES EARLY
AROUND HERE. I GOT ONE
IN THE BACK FOR YOU.
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GREAT. I'M GLAD
I MISSED THE RUSH.
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YEAH.
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WHAT CHRISTMAS RUSH?
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HI. OH, SORRY.
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NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
BYE-BYE.
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I'M SORRY.
I'M HERE. I'M HERE.
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OK.
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I WAS JUST TRYING OUT
THIS NEW MEDITATION.
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I JUST LOST TRACK OF TIME.
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SO HOW DID IT GO
WITH JARED?
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UM, IT WAS AWFUL.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
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I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE
CUSTODY OF MY DOG
WITH MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
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BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE
TO SEE EACH OTHER AND HE
DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME.
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HE'S JUST A SELFISH BABY
THAT'S GOING THROUGH
A MID-LIFE CRISIS
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10 YEARS BEFORE HE SHOULD.
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HE THINKS THERE'S SOMETHING
BETTER OUT THERE?
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GO. LOOK FOR IT.
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JUST LET HIM GO.
YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF.
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RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO THINK.
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BUT I FEEL LIKE...
I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW
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HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL
ABOUT ANYTHING.
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IT'S CRAZY.
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JUST EMBRACE ALL YOUR FEELINGS.
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YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO READ
THIS BOOK I'M READING.
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OK.
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YEAH.
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HI. I'M TRISHA.
AND TODAY IS A GREAT DAY
BECAUSE I SAID SO.
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I SAW IT. I MANIFEST IT.
IT BECOMES MY REALITY.
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A GREAT DAY. BOOM.
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JUST NOW. SEE?
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COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING?
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG?
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YOU ARE A CONSUMMATE
CONFECTIONARY.
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THAT IS THE BEST CUPCAKE
I'VE EVER TASTED.
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ABSOLUTELY SUPERLATIVE.
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COOL. WELL THANK YOU,
MISTER...
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DENVER. NOLAN DENVER.
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ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE?
I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU BEFORE.
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NEW? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
OF MY FILM?
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OH, NO.
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STARTS SHOOTING DECEMBER 1.
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I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD
A MOVIE CREW IN TOWN.
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SECRET. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
KNOWING ABOUT MY PRODUCTIONS.
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PAPARAZZI POPPING UP
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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I SHOULDN'T
BE TELLING YOU THIS.
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SO CAN YOU TELL ME
ANYTHING ABOUT
THE MOVIE?
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NO. WELL,
IT'S AN ARTISTIC FILM.
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OH.
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IT'S ARTISTIC ACTION FILM.
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AN ARTISTIC CHRISTMAS
ACTION MOVIE.
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STARRING...
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AHH.
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OOH, I LOVE THOSE.
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ME TOO.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
CAN I HIRE YOU TO CATER DESSERT
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THE FIRST DAY OF FILMING?
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WHAT--
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OK. THAT'S--
OK. COOL. SO...
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THAT'S SO COOL.
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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CUPCAKES. ALL OF THEM.
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LIKE THESE, THOSE,
THOSE ARE GOOD.
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SUGAR, THESE, CHOCOLATE.
AND I WANT THOSE.
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IS THAT A REAL CAKE?
COOKIES. MACADAMIA NUT.
CHOCOLATE CHIP.
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THAT'S GOOD. THOSE LOOK GOOD.
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HERE, TALK TO MY ASSISTANT.
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YOU HAVE TROUBLE
WITH MY ASSISTANT,
YOU CAN CALL ME THERE.
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GREAT.
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I NEED 1/3 GLUTEN FREE.
1/3 FAT FREE.
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1/3 SUGAR FREE.
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AND THERE'S MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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MS...
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CASSIE. I'M CASSIE.
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WE'RE BAKING
FOR THE MOVIE!
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OH, MY GOD.
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AH.
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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
YOU'LL GET FAMOUS
OFF THIS THING
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AND THEY'LL GIVE US
ONE OF THOSE TV
CUPCAKE SHOWS.
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YOU KNOW, THE SHOWS
WHERE THEY--
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NEVER MIND.
IT'S JUST A JOKE
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THAT ANYONE
WITH A TELEVISION,
OR INTERNET
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OR A BASIC UNDERSTANDING
OF POP CULTURE
WOULD UNDERSTAND.
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WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TELEVISION.
SO I WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
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OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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WHOO. THIS IS GOOD.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME?
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OF COURSE I'M GOING
TO HELP YOU
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AS SOON AS I GET BACK
FROM RETREAT.
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OK. RETREAT. WHAT?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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THE BOOK I'M READING
"LET THE UNIVERSE
OPEN YOUR DOOR."
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I'M SPENDING A WEEK
IMMERSING MYSELF
IN A PROGRAM--
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POSITIVE THINKING,
POSITIVE ACTION,
POSITIVE VISUALIZATION.
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.
I LEAVE TOMORROW,
BACK IN A WEEK.
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YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
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OK. I'M FREAKING OUT. WHOO.
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OK. I CAN DO THIS, RIGHT?
I CAN DO THIS.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
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LOOK. BEING BUSY
WILL BE GOOD.
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YES, I CAN STOP
THINKING ABOUT JARED.
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START FOCUSING
ON YOURSELF.
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YEAH, I NEED TO MOVE ON.
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FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER MAN.
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I NEED SOME CUPCAKES.
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THAT COULD BE GOOD.
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DO YOU THINK
THIS IS REALLY GOOD?
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SHH.
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WHO?
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THERE'S A GUY.
HI, THERE.
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HI.
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YOU GUYS OPEN?
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CAN WE HELP YOU?
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YEAH. I'VE BEEN WALKING
AROUND TOWN,
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AND I HEAR THE RED VELVET
CUPCAKES ARE AMAZING.
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IT'S MY MOM'S RECIPE.
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MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?
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NO.
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[WHISTLES]
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GOOD LOOKING SHOP.
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SO YOUR MOM'S RECIPE, HUH?
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YEAH.
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I'VE EATEN A LOT OF THESE
OVER THE YEARS,
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SO I'M KIND OF AN EXPERT.
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THINK YOUR MOM'S RECIPE'S
UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
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PROBABLY.
YOU CAN TRY ONE.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU.
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I'M LOVING THIS PLACE ALREADY.
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HERE GOES.
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YOU SCARED?
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YOU SHOULD BE.
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[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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WOW...
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CASSIE. CASSIE.
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WOW... THAT'S...
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YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
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I DON'T WANT YOU CUPCAKES.
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I WANT YOU.
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WOW.
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WOW.
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WOW.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EAT
ANOTHER DOZEN OF THESE
JUST TO MAKE SURE
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OF THE FINAL VERDICT.
BUT I THINK IT'S LOOKING
GOOD FOR YOU.
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COOL.
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I'LL TAKE A HALF DOZEN.
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DO I KNOW YOU?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR?
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I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
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ONE OF THOSE FACES.
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ME TOO.
I HAVE PEOPLE SAY
THAT TO ME TOO.
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I BET.
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WELL HERE.
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I GUESS I SHOULD PAY.
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THANKS.
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THANK YOU. WOW.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I'M CASSIE.
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A.J.
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A.J.
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YEAH, I'LL BE BACK.
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COOL.
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I'M TRISHA.
I KNOW NOBODY
CARES RIGHT NOW.
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BUT I'M TRISHA.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET BOTH
OF YOU.
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SEE YA.
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BREATHE. BREATHE.
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WHO NEEDS TO BREATHE
WITH THAT GUY AROUND?
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YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HIS NUMBER.
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I CAN'T ASK FOR NUMBERS.
IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS.
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ALL I NEED RIGHT NOW
IS BUSINESS.
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OH.
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ZACK!
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YO. GENEROUS SISTER.
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LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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FRIEND.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS NOW?
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TRISHA.
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DID YOU GET EVERYTHING
OUT OF THE BATHTUB?
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I WAS GOING TO.
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BUT THEN I REALIZED,
IT WOULD JUNK UP THIS ROOM.
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BUT THE BATHTUB
DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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DID YOU LOOK FOR A JOB?
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LOOKING. YES.
FINDING...
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NO.
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HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HERE
FOR, LIKE, TWO MONTHS,
SOMETHING?
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NO SYMPATHY FOR RECENT
COLLEGE GRADUATES
ENTERING THE RECESSION?
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THAT'S UNFAIR.
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NO. WHAT'S UNFAIR
IS YOU IN MY SPACE.
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OK? SO TOMORROW,
YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME
AT THE CUPCAKE SHOP.
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YOU AND ME.
IT'S CHRISTMAS RUSH.
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I'M ALLERGIC TO SUGAR
AND RETAIL.
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IS HE ADOPTED?
239
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,330
YEAH, RIGHT?
HE SEEMS LIKE IT.
240
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:09,460
SO YOU REALIZE YOU MAY NEVER
SEE A.J. AGAIN, RIGHT?
241
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,120
WHY? WHY ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THIS STILL?
242
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,170
HOLD ON.
243
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,120
HERE. MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS.
244
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,500
I KNOW THIS IS REALLY
HELPING YOU.
245
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,540
BUT I'M REALLY NOT
INTO THE WHOLE SELF-HELP
BOOK THING.
246
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:29,210
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT.
IT'S A NATIONAL BESTSELLER.
247
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,210
HOW CAN 20 MILLION PEOPLE
BE WRONG?
248
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,960
DIDN'T THEY SAY THAT
ABOUT SMOKING
IN THE '50S?
249
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,250
ZIP IT.
250
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,880
SKYLAR ST. JEAN
SAYS THIS BOOK CHANGED
HER LIFE AND LET HER
251
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,790
FINALLY BE THE PERSON--
WHO IS SKYLAR?
WHO CARES?
252
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,040
CASS, SHE'S LIKE
A MAJOR MOVIE STAR.
253
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,710
WHATEVER. JUST READ THE BOOK.
254
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:50,750
AND STOP LETTING OPPORTUNITY
LITERALLY WALK OUT YOUR DOOR.
255
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:56,000
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
256
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,880
ANYONE HERE?
257
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880
HEY.
258
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,500
HEY.
259
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,210
BACK FOR MY MORNING SUGAR RUSH.
260
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,380
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
261
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:15,080
UM...YEAH, I REALLY LIKE
THE CHOCOLATE ONES.
262
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,750
THEY DO LOOK GOOD.
263
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,080
STUPID SINK!
264
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,960
I'M SORRY.
265
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,080
EVERYTHING OK
BACK THERE?
266
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,170
YOU NEED A HAND?
267
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,290
WELL, NOT UNLESS YOU FIX SINKS.
268
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,830
SO PROBABLY NOT.
269
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,210
DONE MY SHARE
OF HANDIWORK.
270
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,880
REALLY?
271
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880
WANT ME TO TAKE A LOOK?
272
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880
YEAH.
273
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,040
YEAH.
274
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,120
OK.
275
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,250
OH.
276
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,620
THIS MIGHT
TAKE A MINUTE.
277
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,960
SO THE SINK IS BROKEN.
278
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,710
YEAH. WE CAN GET THAT FIXED.
279
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:03,080
DON'T TURN THAT BACK ON.
280
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,330
EVER.
281
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,620
SORRY, YOU'RE SO WET.
282
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,830
THAT'S FUNNY.
283
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,830
DUDE, YOU LOOK
REALLY FAMILIAR.
284
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,290
OK. A.J.,
THIS IS MY BROTHER ZACK.
285
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,000
HAVE WE MET?
286
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,750
WORK IN TIMBER?
287
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,250
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO REPAY YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
288
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,540
ALL I DID WAS TURN OFF
THE WATER.
289
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,120
BUT IF YOU HAVE
A TOOLBOX, I COULD...
290
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,500
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER
FOR THEM TO COME.
291
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,960
WHY DON'T I TAKE A LOOK?
292
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,040
I USED TO DO PLUMBING
JOBS BACK IN THE DAY.
293
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,120
OK. WELL, I HEARD THAT
IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED.
294
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,210
SO I DON'T KNOW.
295
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:43,880
HEY, I'M ALL
ABOUT COMPLICATED.
296
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,210
[RATCHET WINDING]
297
00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,380
SO IS IT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT?
298
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:04,040
ACTUALLY NO.
WE'RE ALL CLEAR.
299
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,710
CLEAR. THAT'S IT, HUH?
300
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,540
I'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS
TO GET THIS THING FIXED.
THANK YOU.
301
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,460
HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE.
302
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,880
YOU KNOW,
IT ACTUALLY FELT GOOD.
303
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,960
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY
DONE SOMETHING MYSELF.
304
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,380
WELL, I COULD'VE NEVER
DONE IT MYSELF.
305
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,460
SO CALL ME GRATEFUL.
306
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:26,040
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN TOWN?
307
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580
CHANGE.
308
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580
CHANGE?
309
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,500
IT'S BEEN A BUSY FEW YEARS.
310
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,960
SO...
311
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,380
COOL OUT A LITTLE BIT.
RELAX.
312
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,330
PICK UP A LITTLE SIDE WORK.
313
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,420
WELL,
I REALLY NEED HELP.
314
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:43,380
I KNOW YOU LIKE CUPCAKES
AND YOU FIX THINGS.
SO YOU'RE HIRED.
315
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,290
I DON'T KNOW.
316
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:52,880
NO. WELL, I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT I REALLY
NEED A WORKING KITCHEN
317
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,710
BEFORE CHRISTMAS RUSH.
AND YOU JUST FIXED
MY SINK WITHOUT
318
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,000
ANY PLUMBER CRACK
SHOWING.
319
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,540
AND MY BROTHER
IS GOING TO BAIL.
320
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,420
YEAH.
321
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,830
I REALLY, REALLY
NEED YOUR HELP.
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
322
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,540
JUST UP TO CHRISTMAS,
PLEASE?
323
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,750
I'LL DO IT AS LONG AS
I GET TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN.
324
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540
OK.
325
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540
I'M NOT GOOD
WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE.
326
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:19,250
OK. DEAL.
327
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,710
GOT YOURSELF A NEW EMPLOYEE.
328
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,120
SO ARE YOU GOOD
WITH STOVES?
329
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,750
[POP MUSIC PLAYS]
330
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,670
THINKING ABOUT
AUDITIONING TO BE
331
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,420
AN EXTRA FOR THAT MOVIE
HERE IN TOWN.
332
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,790
OOH.
333
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,380
UNH. UNH.
334
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420
WHAT IS THAT?
335
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420
IT'S ME GETTING SHOT.
336
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,670
THOUGHT IT WAS
A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
337
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,420
I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID
THEY WERE LOOKING
FOR PEOPLE TO GET SHOT.
338
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:34,540
HMM. WELL,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING.
339
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,120
HI.
340
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,580
HEY, GONZO.
341
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,620
HI.
342
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,540
SO IS HE GOOD? HOW WAS HE?
343
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,080
SO LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU...
344
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,880
I TOLD YOU
THAT I HAD A THING.
345
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380
YEAH.
346
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380
THE OTHER DAY.
347
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,580
I WENT TO
A SUPPORT GROUP.
348
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,580
IT'S FOR INATTENTIVE
PARTNERS.
349
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,670
HERE.
SO LET'S MAKE A LIST
350
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,000
OF ALL THE WAYS
THAT I HURT YOU.
351
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,460
UM,
352
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,330
NUMBER ONE,
I FORGOT OUR
ANNIVERSARY.
353
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,120
YES. YOU DID.
354
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,040
NUMBER TWO, I STOOD YOU
UP ON OUR ANNIVERSARY
355
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,620
WHEN I FINALLY
REMEMBERED IT.
356
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,670
JUST BECAUSE I HAD OTHER
FRIENDS IN TOWN.
357
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,880
NBA FINALS. I JUST--
I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
358
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,250
NUMBER THREE,
359
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,670
I BLAMED A LOT OF
OUR ARGUMENTS ON
YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE.
360
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,210
I CRITICIZED YOU
FOR YOUR TERRIBLE
DRIVING SKILLS,
361
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,210
AND THAT'S NOT OK.
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE JUST
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
362
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420
REALLY?
363
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420
NUMBER FIVE.
364
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,170
I NEVER PAID YOU BACK
FOR THAT PLANE TICKET
YOU BOUGHT ME TO SPAIN,
365
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,500
FIRST CLASS.
366
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,170
YOU MUST HATE ME.
367
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,670
I DON'T--
I DON'T HATE YOU, JARED.
368
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,120
I WOULD PUNCH ME
IN MY THROAT AREA
RIGHT HERE.
369
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,830
NOT GONNA PUNCH YOU.
370
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,290
I HAVE ONE MORE
THAT I WANT TO SAY.
371
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:02,580
AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
372
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,080
YOU KNOW, TRISHA.
373
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,960
YEAH. TRISHA.
374
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,210
SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.
375
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,750
YES.
376
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,040
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
377
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,460
THAT SHE WAS JUST
REALLY, REALLY HOT.
378
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:26,040
I DESERVE THAT.
379
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,380
I--THANK YOU.
380
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:33,540
OK. GAS PIPES
ARE CLEAN AND CLEAR.
381
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,000
READY TO TAKE
THIS BAD BOY OUT.
382
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,420
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL OF MY LIFE?
383
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,250
SACRAMENTO.
384
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,830
NO. I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
BEFORE THIS?
385
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,500
WHERE WERE YOU?
386
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,500
GEEZ, ALL THE
QUESTIONS...
387
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,500
I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
388
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,540
I WAS HEADING TO L.A.
I HAD A BUDDY WITH
A CARPENTRY BUSINESS.
389
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,170
I WAS GOING
TO HELP HIM OUT.
390
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,290
I COULD GO WHENEVER,
SO...
391
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,460
CASS, WE'RE REALLY LOW
ON TOILET PAPER. HEY.
392
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960
OK.
393
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960
JUST FYI.
394
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,790
SORRY.
395
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:10,460
SO YOU'RE A CARPENTER.
396
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,580
I USED TO BE.
397
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,420
NOW I'M JUST KIND OF
LOOKING.
398
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,960
LOOKING FOR WHAT?
399
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,710
YOUR SNOWBALL'S
GETTING STUCK.
400
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,880
I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
401
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,330
WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR LIFE?
402
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,500
DO YOU...WHAT DO YOU NEED
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?
403
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,750
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WANT OR NEED.
404
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,380
OK.
405
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,920
MAYBE I JUST GOT
TO LIVE A LITTLE.
406
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,210
ENJOY WHAT'S
IN FRONT OF ME.
407
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120
BUT YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW
I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD.
408
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290
YEAH.
409
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290
ALTHOUGH.
410
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,460
I COULD THINK OF
ONE THING THAT COULD
MAKE IT BETTER.
411
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,580
WHAT'S THAT?
412
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,830
A DIRTY SNOWBALL.
413
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,960
OH, NO...NO.
414
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,920
NO?
415
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210
NO.
416
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
417
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,580
IT'S THE GREATEST THING
I'VE EVER TASTED
IN MY LIFE.
418
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250
I KNEW IT!
419
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250
OK.
420
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,790
WHY AREN'T YOU
SELLING THIS?
421
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:21,460
I DON'T KNOW,
BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE
422
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,880
THAT LIKE ANYTHING
WITH THE WORD DIRT IN IT
IS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD.
423
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,670
CHANGE THE NAME.
424
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,250
TO WHAT?
425
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,920
WHAT COULD WE CALL THEM?
426
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,460
SINFUL SNOWBALLS.
427
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,460
PEOPLE LIKE TO BE BAD
OVER THE HOLIDAYS.
428
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,250
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT
TO BE NAUGHTY OR NICE?
429
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,290
NOTHING WRONG WITH
A LITTLE NAUGHTINESS
IN MY OPINION.
430
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,750
NOT SCARED OF COALS
IN YOUR STOCKING?
431
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,500
NO. THANK YOU.
432
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,120
[CLAMORING]
433
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,080
COME ON. YOU GUYS,
GET OUT OF HERE.
434
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,080
RIGHT IN THE CAMERA.
RIGHT IN THE CAMERA.
435
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,040
SMILE BIG! SMILE BIG!
436
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,380
WHO ARE YOU?
437
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:08,210
LISTEN, I'M SORRY.
438
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:12,380
ALEX!
439
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:21,210
NO! NO!
440
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,210
I KNEW THAT I RECOGNIZED HIM.
441
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:24,580
ME TOO.
442
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,380
HOW COULD YOU GUYS
NOT SAY ANYTHING?
443
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,420
ONCE I GOT TO KNOW HIM
I SORT OF FORGOT
THAT I KNEW HIM.
444
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,960
I LEAVE THE RETREAT,
WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY.
445
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,540
THANKS FOR ASKING.
446
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,960
AND I CHECK MY PHONE.
AND WHAT DO I SEE?
447
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,420
YOU MAKING OUT WITH ALEX GRAY.
448
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,620
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.
449
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,790
BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF
THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS
IN THE WORLD.
450
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,790
AND OBVIOUSLY INTO YOU.
451
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:46,210
A MOVIE STAR.
A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR.
I FEEL SO STUPID.
452
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,580
IT'S LIKE I'M LIKE
SOME SMALL TOWN GROUPIE
453
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:49,540
THAT HE CAN JUST ROMANCE
AND THEN TAKE OFF.
454
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,580
WHO'S SKYLAR ST. JEAN?
455
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,460
ALEX'S EX-FIANCEE, REMEMBER?
I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.
456
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,080
SHE'S THE ONE THAT GOT
INTO THE UNIVERSE BOOK.
457
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,710
OH, DUMPED HIM.
OH MY GOSH.
458
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:02,330
SHE IS A TOTAL BABE.
459
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,000
SHE'S SO PRETTY.
460
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,380
I WOULD NEVER HAVE
A CHANCE COMPARED TO HER.
461
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:24,620
MAN: ♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
462
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,080
♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
463
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,250
MERRY CHRISTMAS, OFFICER.
464
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,330
CHRISTMAS?
465
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,330
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.
466
00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,830
YOU LOOK AROUND,
YOU SEE LIGHTS,
TREES, PRESENTS.
467
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,460
ALL THAT GOOD
CHEER CRAP.
468
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,210
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
I SEE PAST THE PRESENTS
469
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,000
AND PAST
THE WRAPPING PAPER
470
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,460
AND I SEE A WORLD
THAT IS QUICKLY
FALLING APART.
471
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:49,000
AND CUT.
472
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,920
YOU OK? I DIDN'T
HURT YOU, DID IT?
473
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330
THAT WAS AWESOME.
474
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330
THANKS.
475
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,210
YOU GUYS ALL DID GREAT.
GOOD JOB.
476
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,920
WHEW. TURN AROUND.
TAKE FIVE.
477
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,080
I CAN SO DO THAT.
478
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,540
I CAN CAROL.
I CAN GET SHOVED AROUND
BY ALEX GRAY.
479
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,380
SO GO DO IT THEN.
480
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,500
I WILL.
481
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,710
REALLY SOON.
482
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,210
YEAH.
483
00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,580
YOU.
484
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:28,580
REALLY?
485
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,580
I WANT TO HIRE YOU.
486
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:34,080
THE OFFICIAL DESSERT
CATERER OF "THE LAST
CHRISTMAS CAROL."
487
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,380
WE WRAP CHRISTMAS EVE.
488
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:39,080
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
489
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,170
BUT I ACTUALLY MAKE
ALL MY YEARLY INCOME
AT AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME.
490
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:46,790
AND IF I'M NOT AT THE SHOP
THEN IT'S SETTING ME UP
FOR LIKE A DISASTER.
491
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:50,040
AND NEXT YEAR
WITH EVERYTHING. SO...
492
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,040
WE'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE
THE PRICE.
493
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,420
SURE.
494
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,170
YOU GOING TO HELP ME?
495
00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,420
OF COURSE
I'M GOING TO HELP.
496
00:25:57,420 --> 00:26:00,500
HEY, CASS.
497
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,920
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
498
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,750
I'D REALLY LOVE ONE
OF THOSE CUPCAKES
AND A CHANCE TO TALK.
499
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,710
I RALLY DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
500
00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:08,830
I HAVE TO BAKE THESE THINGS.
YOUR DIRECTOR OR WHATEVER YOU
CALL HIM...
501
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,620
YOU HAVE TIME.
YOU'RE GOOD.
502
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,540
WE GOT YOU COVERED.
503
00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:15,250
PERFECT. WELL JUST GIVE
ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
504
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,120
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
505
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,170
IN MY TRAILER.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
IT'S AIR CONDITIONED.
506
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,880
HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME?
507
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,290
WHAT EXACTLY DID I LIE ABOUT?
508
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,960
YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR.
509
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,330
I DIDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT.
JUST LEFT THAT PART OUT.
510
00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,380
THAT'S THE SAME THING.
EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME,
IT'S NOT TRUE.
511
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,830
A.J. A.J.?
512
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,790
MY FRIENDS CALL ME A.J.
513
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,790
MY DAD'S NAME'S ALEX.
514
00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:41,500
GROWING UP, I HELPED HIM
DO PLUMBING JOBS,
CARPENTRY STUFF.
515
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,380
I THOUGHT I WANTED
TO BE AN ACTOR SO I MOVED
OUT TO HOLLYWOOD
516
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,920
SO YOU FOUND
THE NOBODY GIRL
517
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,330
AND JUST USED YOUR
HANDIWORK STUFF ON ME.
518
00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:53,790
NO. CASSIE, I--
519
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,210
I CAME HERE BECAUSE
I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM L.A.
520
00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,710
I WANT TO GET AWAY
FROM THE PAPARAZZI.
521
00:26:57,710 --> 00:27:00,790
I WASN'T PLANNING ON
MEETING ANYBODY.
522
00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,830
AND DENVER TELLS ME CHECK OUT
THIS CUPCAKE PLACE.
523
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,790
I WALK IN AND THERE YOU ARE.
524
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,920
AND FOR SOME REASON,
YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON
ON THE PLANET
525
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,250
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM.
526
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,250
YOU MUST THINK
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
527
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,620
NO. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE AMAZING.
528
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,830
IT'S GREAT. I CAN BE
THE GUY I USED TO BE.
529
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:20,790
THE ONE WHO FIXES
GAS PIPES OR WATER
DRIPPINGS.
530
00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:24,750
SO YOU CAME HERE
JUST FOR YOUR MOVIE.
AND THEN WHAT?
531
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,460
YOU WERE JUST NEVER
GOING TO COME BACK?
532
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:29,170
NO.
533
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,120
I GUESS I REALLY
HADN'T THOUGHT
THAT FAR THROUGH.
534
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,080
WELL, I NEED SOMEBODY
THAT THINKS THOSE
KIND OF THINGS THROUGH,
535
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,250
SOMEBODY THAT IS HONEST WITH ME,
SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TRUST.
536
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,620
WAIT A SECOND.
I'M NOT JARED.
537
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,750
WHAT ABOUT JARED?
538
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:43,040
I ASKED TRISHA,
AND I MAY HAVE SEEN
YOU GUYS TRADING OFF
539
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,290
YOUR DOG IN THE ALLEY.
540
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:45,960
THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD.
541
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,540
YES.
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
542
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,710
THAT--
543
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:54,040
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
AND I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
544
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,080
WELL, YOU CAN JUST KNOW
THAT I'M NOBODY
AND YOU'RE SOMEBODY.
545
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,380
AND THIS IS JUST
NEVER GOING TO WORK.
546
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:16,540
WHAT? OH.
547
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,960
NO, DON'T. I DON'T WANT
TO KNOW ANYTHING.
548
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,830
HE WAS DATING
THREE GIRLS AT ONCE
549
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,710
AND NONE OF THEM KNEW
ABOUT EACH OTHER?
550
00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:26,500
HE USED TO GET INTO
FIGHTS, LOTS OF THEM.
551
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,380
OH. OH, HE WAS ARRESTED
MULTIPLE TIMES.
552
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,040
AND HE KNOCKED OUT
HIS PAROLE OFFICER.
553
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,250
IT DOESN'T MATTER, OK.
IT'S OVER. I TOLD YOU.
554
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,000
BUT HE'S TRYING TO CLEAN
UP HIS ACT.
555
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,750
HE'S VOLUNTEERING AT
A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
556
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,000
AND HE SAYS THAT
HE'S HOPING FOR
A SECOND CHANCE.
557
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,080
DUDES, GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AS AN EXTRA ON "THE LAST
CHRISTMAS CAROL?"
558
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,170
I VISUALIZED THE JOB
ON SET AND I GOT IT.
559
00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:50,170
SAY HELLO TO VICTIM
NUMBER TWO.
560
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290
COOL. MOVE OUT NOW.
561
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290
BABY STEPS.
562
00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,540
WAIT. THIS IS PERFECT.
563
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,920
NOW ZACK CAN SPY
ON ALEX.
564
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080
EW.
565
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080
WHOA. WHOA.
566
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,830
ONLY IF IT DOESN'T
INTERFERE WITH
MY METHOD.
567
00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:04,580
NO. NOBODY'S SPYING
ON ANYONE.
568
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,670
YOU GUYS, HE HAS
A TWITTER ACCOUNT.
569
00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:08,750
DON'T DO IT!
DON'T DO IT!
570
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,790
"FEELING KIND OF BLUE.
DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYBODY.
571
00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,040
BUT I LOST SOMEBODY
IMPORTANT TO ME ANYWAY."
572
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,580
THE TIME STAMP IS 3:17PM.
573
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,380
ISN'T THAT
WHEN HE LEFT HIS TRAILER?
574
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,880
OH, MY GOD.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU.
575
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,460
COME ON, WHY IS HE
DOING THIS TO ME?
576
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080
BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU.
577
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080
AND?
578
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,210
SOMETIMES
THERE IS NO "AND," CASS.
579
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,420
HEY.
580
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,830
I'M READING THAT.
581
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,540
SERIOUSLY? GUYS?
582
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,170
CASS, GIVE IT HERE.
583
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,710
ZACK, THIS IS MY LIFE.
584
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:52,000
ALL RIGHT, THE KITCHEN
IS ON THE FRITZ AND
WE ARE UNDERSTAFFED.
585
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,250
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CUPCAKE? THANK YOU.
586
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:59,170
ALL RIGHT. CHOCOLATE.
THANK YOU.
587
00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:01,380
WHERE'S ZACK AND TRISHA?
588
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,460
DON'T KNOW. ZACK HAS
A JOB AND TRISHA'S DOING
MORE VISUALIZATION.
589
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,790
OOH. GAS VALVE'S
ON THE FRITZ AGAIN?
590
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,210
YEAH.
591
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,500
OK. TAKE 10 PEOPLE.
WE'RE GOING BACK.
592
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,880
HEY, WE'LL BE--
593
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080
CASS?
594
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080
WHAT?
595
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,250
LET ME HELP YOU.
596
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,460
NO, I DON'T NEED
YOUR HELP.
597
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,920
I KNOW I HAVE
SOME BAGGAGE, OK?
598
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
I'M SURE YOU'VE READ--
599
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
YEAH. YOU DO.
600
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,540
NOT EVERYTHING
THEY WRITE IS TRUE.
601
00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,420
OK. SO YOU DIDN'T GET
WRITTEN UP FOR PROBATION
602
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:26,170
FOR FIGHTING AN
AUSTRALIAN RUGBY TEAM?
603
00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,620
OK. THAT ONE'S TRUE.
BUT SOME OF THE OTHER AREN'T.
604
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,120
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
LOOK. I'M SORRY, OK?
605
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,330
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DECEIVE YOU.
606
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,670
BUT YOU NEED HELP HERE.
SO LET ME HELP YOU.
607
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,670
OK. FINE. I NEED YOU
TO LOOK AT THE SINK.
608
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,540
I NEED YOU TO LOOK
AT THE OVEN.
609
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,750
I NEED YOU TO LOOK
AT THE FRIDGE.
IT'S ACTING UP AGAIN.
610
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,120
AND I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY NEED HELP
611
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,080
WITH THE CHRISTMAS
WREATHS ON THE CUPCAKES.
612
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,330
WREATHS. I LOVE WREATHS.
PERFECT. I WILL DO IT.
ABUSE ME. I LIKE IT.
613
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710
GO.
614
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710
OK.
615
00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:52,040
OK. OK. I HAVE TO GO.
616
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,080
WHOA. SHE'S SO HOT.
617
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,420
YOU DON'T GET TIRED
OF CUPCAKES ALL THE TIME?
618
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,000
NO. IT'S THE NAME
OF THE STORE AND
IF IT SELLS, SELL IT.
619
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,620
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY
A SINFUL SNOWBALL.
620
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,710
NEVER KNOW.
IT COULD BE LEGIT.
621
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,670
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
WE'LL SEE.
622
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:12,380
HEY, CASS,
SORRY I'M LATE.
623
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:15,040
HEY, I HAD A DREAM
ABOUT THIS GUY LAST NIGHT.
624
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,540
HE WAS WEARING A BERET
AND HE WAS PAINTING
625
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,210
SNOW-CAPPED FORESTS
WITH BOB ROSS.
626
00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:22,830
I MISS THAT LITTLE UNDERBITE.
GIVE ME A KISS.
627
00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,420
ALEX GRAY.
628
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,790
WHAT?
629
00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:35,750
YEAH. ALEX, THIS IS JARED.
630
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,120
JARED, HEARD A LOT
ABOUT YOU, BUDDY.
631
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,710
YEAH.
632
00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,120
I--I--
633
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,290
GOOD JOB ON YOUR
LAST FILM. THAT WAS
A COOL VAMPIRE MOVIE.
634
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:50,210
THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT.
635
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,920
NO. MY FRIEND SAW IT.
SAID THAT THE GIRL WAS
REALLY GOOD IN IT.
636
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,710
THANK YOU.
637
00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:55,710
QUESTION THOUGH
FOR AN ACTOR.
638
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,880
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE
THE ABS, DO THEY REALLY
PAINT THOSE ON?
639
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,040
SERIOUS QUESTION.
640
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,290
UM, WELL, I CAN'T
SPEAK FROM--
641
00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:04,460
MINE ARE REAL, YES.
642
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,880
I'LL LET YOU GUYS--
643
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,120
I'M JUST ASKING
A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
644
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,210
I'VE NEVER MET
A CELEBRITY BEFORE.
645
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,790
THAT'S CRAZY
THAT YOU'RE HERE.
646
00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,540
YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY.
647
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,170
HEY, COME HERE.
648
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,460
WHAT'S ALEX GRAY DOING
IN YOUR KITCHEN?
649
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:21,420
'CAUSE I CAN HELP YOU
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
IF YOU WANT.
650
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,920
NO. THAT'S WEIRD.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
651
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,580
SO LIKE WHAT
KIND OF FRIEND?
652
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,120
LIKE A FRIEND.
A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS?
653
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,580
HE'S FRIEND.
HE'S A FRIEND FRIEND.
654
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:36,170
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
I THINK THAT MAYBE
I MADE A MISTAKE.
655
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,960
YOU KIDDING? OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
656
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,460
HOLD ON. WAIT.
THEN WE'LL TALK
TOMORROW.
657
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,830
IT'S A DATE.
658
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,040
IT'S NOT A DATE.
659
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,000
IT'S DEFINITELY A DATE.
660
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,960
IT'S NOT. THAT'S SO WEIRD.
661
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,420
SEE YA. OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
662
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,960
YOU KNOW HOW
TO MAKE ME LAUGH.
663
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,880
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH
HISTORY THAT WE HAVE.
664
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,830
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
665
00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540
SEE YA.
666
00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540
SEE YA.
667
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,210
GOOD LUCK WITH STUFF.
668
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,170
YOU TOO, JARED.
669
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,080
WOW. THE GUY'S A TOOL.
670
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,170
WELL, AT LEAST
HE DOESN'T FALL ASLEEP
AT DOG PARKS.
671
00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:16,330
YOU REALLY ARE LOOKING UP
EVERYTHING ON ME, HUH?
672
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:19,500
SEARCH AWAY.
JUST MEANS YOU'RE INTERESTED.
673
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,170
NO I'M NOT.
I HAVE TO GO.
674
00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,540
HOLD IT.
675
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,210
WASN'T A DOG PARK.
676
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,790
IT WAS MY NEIGHBOR'S
FRONT LAWN.
677
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,880
HELLO, LITTLE CHILD.
YOU WILL BE NEXT TO SIT
ON SANTA'S LAP.
678
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,080
ARE YOU EXCITED?
679
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,500
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
YOU THINK IT'S MY FIRST TIME,
FRECKLE FACE?
680
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,670
HO, HO, HO.
681
00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:44,750
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS, LITTLE MAN?
682
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:48,290
I WANT "CODE DEATH" AND
"OPERATION: ANNIHILATION."
683
00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:50,380
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
684
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,040
I'M POLICE.
685
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,290
DENVER: CUT.
686
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,750
HEY, NICE JOB.
687
00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,420
[INDISTINCT] CHANGED
MY TIRE IN THE PARKING
LOT TODAY.
688
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,290
FINALLY GOT HIS HANDS DIRTY.
689
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,790
SO MANDY WAS HITTING ON
ALEX AT THE PARTY
THE OTHER NIGHT.
690
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,540
HE TOTALLY SHUT HER OFF.
691
00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:11,120
I MEAN, I HEAR
HE'S INTERESTED
IN SOMEBODY ELSE.
692
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,580
LUCKY HER, HE'S SO CUTE.
693
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,380
HE IS.
694
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,880
UNIVERSE, IF THIS IS YOU,
YOU ARE SO NOT SUBTLE.
695
00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,460
NO.
696
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,250
HEY, CASSIE, DELIVERY FOR YOU.
697
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,380
HEY, THANK YOU.
698
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,380
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
699
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,290
THERE YOU GO.
700
00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:34,960
THANKS.
701
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,170
OH, HANDS OFF!
702
00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,920
WHATEVER.
703
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,460
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
704
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,250
OK. WHAT IS THIS?
705
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,380
YOU DESERVE SOME SPARKLE
IN YOUR LIFE.
706
00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:57,790
[GASP]
707
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,960
OK. SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
708
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,710
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
709
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,000
I'M GONNA GIVE IT BACK.
710
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,500
COME ON,
AT LEAST GIVE IT TO CHARITY.
711
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,120
GIVE IT TO ME.
712
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,670
I'M NOT GIVING IT
TO YOU. NO, NO, NO.
713
00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:16,080
I'M GIVING IT BACK.
714
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,380
YOU ARE NO FUN AT ALL,
I TELL YOU WHAT.
715
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:23,460
HELLO?
716
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,330
HEY.
717
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,500
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
718
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,880
WHY WOULD YOU GET ME THIS?
719
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,790
BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE THAT.
720
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:36,460
NO. I AM NOT A MOVIE STAR
WALKING ON A RED CARPET.
721
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:40,170
I'M A BAKER. I HAVE FLOUR,
SUGAR ALL OVER ME 24/7.
722
00:35:40,170 --> 00:35:43,620
THE LAST TIME I WORE A DRESS
WAS AT MY AUNT'S WEDDING
A YEAR AGO.
723
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,790
AND I'M...
I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM.
724
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,330
THEY'RE DIAMOND EARRINGS.
I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM.
725
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:49,750
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT ME?
726
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,540
I'M SORRY.
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
727
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,250
JUST TOO NICE FOR ME.
728
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,960
YOU'RE AMAZING.
729
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,620
I JUST THREATENED YOU
PHYSICALLY WITH JEWELRY.
730
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,120
OTHER WOMEN I HAVE
DATED HAVE BEEN
731
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,750
IMPRESSED BY
EXPENSIVE THINGS.
732
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,620
BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE
OTHER WOMEN.
733
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,460
I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER.
734
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:14,670
UNH. I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN TOTALLY CRAZY.
735
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,040
IT'S OK. BUT JUST KNOW
THAT IT'S OK
736
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,420
TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.
737
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,830
YOU DESERVE IT.
738
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,750
OK. BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR ME,
739
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,960
GET ME A PLUMBER
OR COMFY SHOES.
740
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,580
SINK FROM THE SHOP
OUT AGAIN?
741
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:32,170
NO, IT'S AT MY HOUSE.
AND I WANT TO TAKE A BATH
742
00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:33,960
AND MY BROTHER'S CRAP'S
ALWAYS IN THE TUB BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
743
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,460
AND MY FEET HURT.
AND YOU'RE CHARMING
AND GORGEOUS.
744
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:39,920
YOU THINK I'M GORGEOUS.
745
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,580
YES. AND YOU STRESS ME OUT.
746
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:44,420
STRESS YOU OUT.
OK. WHAT CAN I DO?
747
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:46,540
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
748
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:51,540
YOU COULD--YOU COULD
STOP BEING AWESOME.
749
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,290
AND I HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE TO GO.
750
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:05,580
THANK YOU.
751
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,250
OH, MY GOSH,
I'M ON A MOVIE SET.
THIS IS CRAZY.
752
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,920
HI.
753
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,420
I HAD TO SHOW THEM MY ID.
IT'S CRAZY.
754
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,830
HA HA. I FEEL FANCY.
755
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,620
SO, CASSIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WE SHOULD BE CREATIVE
756
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,500
WITH OUR GIFTS THIS YEAR.
LET'S DO ARTS AND CRAFTS.
757
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,290
LET'S DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
758
00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:23,290
UH, I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD DO ANYTHING
THIS YEAR.
759
00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:24,920
NOTHING?
760
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,120
GONZO, WHO WANTS
A TUMMY RUB?
761
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,830
WHO WANTS A TUMMY RUB?
762
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,540
OH, HE LOVES TUMMY RUBS.
763
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:36,040
OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY
THAT I KNOW THAT BECAUSE
HE'S MY DOG.
764
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,290
HE'S CASSIE'S DOG,
ISN'T HE?
765
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,290
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.
766
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:43,080
I'M JUST CURIOUS
HOW YOU HAVE A CLAIM
OVER THE LITTLE GUY.
767
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,330
I'M STILL ATTACHED
TO THE DOG, OK?
768
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,620
WE GO WAY BACK.
WE HAVE HISTORY.
769
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,380
AND HE HAS FEELINGS TOO.
AND I'M NOT JUST GOING
TO RUN AWAY.
770
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,790
I GET IT. YOU FEEL
STUPID ABOUT BREAKING UP
WITH CASSIE.
771
00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:54,460
AND YOU'RE USING THE DOG
AS A WAY OF TRYING
TO GET HER BACK.
772
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,880
WOW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
773
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,620
AND YOU'RE ASSUMING
ALL THIS STUFF.
WHAT ARE YOU, MY SHRINK?
774
00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,790
JUST CALLING IT
LIKE I SEE IT.
775
00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,620
ALEX--
776
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,920
I'VE KNOWN CASSIE
FOR FOUR YEARS.
777
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,790
I'VE KNOW GONZO
SINCE HE WAS A PUPPY.
778
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:07,880
YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT,
A WEEK AND THREE DAYS?
779
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,540
HOW MANY WEEKS AND THREE DAYS
ARE THERE IN FOUR YEARS?
780
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:13,040
OK. GUYS, PLEASE STOP.
781
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960
PROBABLY LIKE 230-ISH.
782
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960
TRUE.
783
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,040
DO THE MATH.
784
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,460
NEVER BEEN
MY STRONG SUIT.
785
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:20,710
HEY, THERE'S A BASKETBALL COURT.
YOU WANT TO PLAY
SOME BASKETBALL WITH ME?
786
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420
I'D LOVE TO PLAY.
787
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420
REALLY?
788
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540
YEAH!
789
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
790
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,540
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN,
SUPERSTAR.
791
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,880
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
792
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,790
HA HA. AM I READY?
793
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,290
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
794
00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:35,830
I ALWAYS COME READY,
IDIOT!
795
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,880
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT.
796
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,420
I DON'T CARE
IF THERE'S PEOPLE
ON THIS SET THAT LIKE YOU.
797
00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,420
I DON'T. LET'S PLAY, MAN.
798
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,880
YOU'RE GETTING
RIDICULOUSLY CLOSE
TO ME RIGHT NOW.
799
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,790
HOW CLOSE CAN I GET
UNTIL IT GETS WEIRD, HUH?
800
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,790
YOU FEELING WEIRDED OUT
RIGHT NOW?
801
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:48,210
DEFINITELY WEIRD.
802
00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,670
LET'S TAKE IT OUT
ON THE COURT, BUDDY.
803
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:51,000
LET'S DO IT.
WE WON'T GET THAT CLOSE.
804
00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,420
LET'S STRETCH FIRST
TO BE SAFE.
805
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,460
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FAMOUS.
YOU THINK YOU'RE
UNTOUCHABLE.
806
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,420
I'M ABOUT TO TOUCH YOU
ALL OVER, FOOL.
807
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080
WHAT?
808
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080
SHUT UP.
809
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,080
ALEX? ALEX,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHO IS THIS GUY?
810
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,540
I SAY WE GO ONE ON ONE.
811
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,790
YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?
812
00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,540
WANT SOME MUSCLE?
READY FOR THIS?
813
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,880
[CHATTER]
814
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,790
[CHEERING]
815
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,460
[CHEERING]
816
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,710
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
817
00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:40,460
WHERE'S CASSIE?
818
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,830
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE
WITH HER, MAN.
819
00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:46,750
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
BUT I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO DUMPED HER.
820
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,460
NICE GOING, BUDDY.
821
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,710
YOU GOT LUCKY.
HOME COURT ADVANTAGE.
822
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:59,000
TWO GUYS TRYING
TO SHOW OFF FOR YOU.
823
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,080
SOUNDS KIND OF HOT.
824
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,000
YEAH, I GUESS IT WAS
KIND OF HOT.
825
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,120
CASSIE DRAKE?
826
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,170
I'M MONIQUE AND I'M HERE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL UNIQUE,
827
00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:10,250
TO SOOTHE THOSE TIRED TOES
AND SHOW YOU
828
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,250
SOME FABULOUS OPTIONS
IN FOOTWEAR, GIRL.
829
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,500
OH, I...
830
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,330
WHAT IS THIS?
831
00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:18,500
ALMOST FORGOT.
832
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,210
FROM SOMEONE SPECIAL.
833
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:30,460
YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF
GIVING THIS ONE BACK.
834
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,710
I'M GOING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS.
835
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:34,290
WELL, COME ON, GIRL.
836
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:39,120
♪ SLEIGH BELLS
ARE RINGING ♪
837
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,330
"KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR
OPPORTUNITIES AND OPEN
DOORS WILL FOLLOW."
838
00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:11,830
DON'T BUY ANY OF
THAT JUNK, ZACK.
839
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:15,580
OH, I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST STUPID.
840
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,080
SO HEY.
841
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,750
I WAS THINKING,
CHRISTMAS IS JUST
AROUND THE CORNER.
842
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:25,170
AND I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER THAT WELL,
843
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,210
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU
THINK CASSIE MIGHT LIKE?
844
00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,920
CASSIE'S A REALLY DIFFICULT
PERSON TO SHOP FOR.
845
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,290
YEAH. I KNOW.
846
00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:33,790
BUT EVERYONE
NEEDS SOMETHING.
847
00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:36,960
ZACK,
WHAT DOES CASSIE NEED?
848
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,580
AN OFF BUTTON.
849
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,580
DUDE, THINK.
850
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,080
NO, FOR REAL.
SHE'S ALWAYS SO BUSY
RUNNING AROUND
851
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,880
HELPING EVERYBODY ELSE
BUT HERSELF.
852
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,080
SHE NEVER REALLY GIVES HERSELF
TIME TO RELAX.
853
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,040
I SEE THAT.
854
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,380
BUT GETTING BACK TO ME,
WHAT I REALLY NEED
IS A BIGGER CLOSET.
855
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,960
'CAUSE CASSIE'S BATHTUB
IS TOO SMALL.
856
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460
BATHTUB?
857
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460
YEAH.
858
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,120
I GOT A LOT OF JUNK.
859
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,670
HEY, WANT TO JOIN US?
860
00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:11,460
UH, NO. THANKS.
I ACTUALLY CAN'T.
861
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:15,170
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR THE WHOLE MANI/PEDI
862
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,120
AND THE SHOE GAL THING.
863
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,880
YOU GET A GOOD PAIR?
864
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,960
I DID. THANK YOU.
865
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,000
MY FEET FEEL FABULOUS.
866
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880
WELL, YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
867
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,670
I REALLY, REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.
868
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,710
I'M JUST REALLY
GLAD THIS DIDN'T
UPSET YOU THIS TIME.
869
00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,500
NO. IT WAS REALLY THOUGHTFUL.
870
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290
HEY, ZACK.
871
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290
YO.
872
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,750
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING
TO GET BACK TO THE CUPCAKE SHOP.
873
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960
SEE YA.
874
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960
SEE YA.
875
00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:49,250
SO...
876
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,330
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.
877
00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:54,290
BUT...
878
00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:56,170
I'D NEED ANOTHER LINE
IN THE MOVIE.
879
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,580
DONE.
880
00:43:58,580 --> 00:43:59,960
I MIGHT NEED TWO.
881
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,750
DONE.
882
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,330
I MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE LOVE SCENE.
883
00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:04,750
DON'T PUSH IT.
884
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,080
FIVE LINES AND YOU HELP
ME WITH CASSIE?
885
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,040
DEAL.
886
00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:14,210
YOU GET THAT?
GIVE HIM FIVE LINES.
887
00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,330
MAYBE A KISS.
888
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,380
HELLO, THERE.
889
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,540
HELLO.
890
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:43,960
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE GOING ON ANOTHER
RETREAT?
891
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,080
WHAT? NO.
NOT GOING ON RETREAT.
892
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,920
THIS IS ZACK'S STUFF.
893
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,080
IS ZACK GOING
ON A RETREAT?
894
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,670
ARE YOU READY?
895
00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:55,000
ZACK:
SEND HER UP, I'M READY.
896
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,710
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME WITH ME?
897
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,420
AND OPEN.
898
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,080
WHAT?
899
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,710
WHAT? IS THIS REAL?
900
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:13,460
YEAH. THIS IS YOUR NEW
BATHROOM NOW.
901
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,580
IT'S SO GIRLY IN HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'M GOING TO PEE.
902
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,920
YOU SNEAKY GIRL.
903
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,750
ALEX.
904
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,710
THIS IS YOUR DAY OFF.
905
00:45:25,710 --> 00:45:27,040
EXCUSE US.
906
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,540
YEAH. THANK YOU.
907
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,000
HEY. YOU HAPPY?
908
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,250
YEAH, I LOVE IT.
909
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,750
SO IS IT TRUE
THAT YOU MET SKYLAR
910
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,880
BY SHOWING UP DRUNK
AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY
911
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,250
AND THEN FACE-PLANTING
INTO HER BIRTHDAY CAKE?
912
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,750
IT'S OK.
913
00:45:55,750 --> 00:46:00,620
ONLY 70% OF THOSE ONLINE
STORIES ARE TRUE.
914
00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:02,500
THAT ONE IS 100% TRUE.
915
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,290
I WAS DRINKING
A LOT BACK THEN.
916
00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:08,620
AND THINKING THINGS
THROUGH WAS KIND OF
ALWAYS A PROBLEM FOR ME.
917
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,960
DUDE, SO BEEN THERE.
918
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,920
SO AFTER A FEW ROUNDS
OF COURT-APPOINTED COUNSELING,
919
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,040
I GUESS YOU START
ASKING YOURSELF
920
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,170
DO THEY LIKE ME FOR ME
OR DO THEY LIKE ME BECAUSE
I'M FAMOUS?
921
00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,210
YOU'RE A COOL DUDE.
922
00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,750
AND HEY,
EVERYONE GOES
ON A BENDER
923
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,080
AND DOES DUMB THINGS
AT LEAST ONCE.
924
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,040
YEAH? WELL,
LET'S HEAR IT, GUYS.
925
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,750
BECAUSE EVERYONE OF
MY BAD DAYS IS SPLASHED
ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
926
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,670
COME ON, DISH UP THE DIRT.
927
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,120
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS GONE?
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
928
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,380
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
TELL YOU WHAT?
929
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:46,080
IF YOU GUYS SPILL,
THE REWARD IS THE NEWLY
FAMOUS SINFUL SNOWBALL.
930
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080
BOTH: I WAS ARRESTED
FOR STREAKING.
931
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,170
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
932
00:46:53,170 --> 00:46:55,080
I DON'T KNOW.
933
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,540
HOW ABOUT THE TIME
JARED DUMPED YOU?
934
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,210
YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET.
935
00:46:59,210 --> 00:47:01,290
YOU THREW ALL
HIS CLOTHES
ON THE FRONT LAWN.
936
00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:04,380
YEAH, MOST BREAKUPS ARE
PRETTY DRAMATIC.
937
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:07,790
WHEN I GOT DUMPED,
I FELT SOMEONE KICKED ME
IN THE STOMACH
938
00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:09,250
AND POURED GASOLINE
DOWN MY THROAT.
939
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,830
COULDN'T EAT FOR WEEKS.
940
00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,210
YEAH, I THINK THE MORNINGS
WERE THE HARDEST FOR ME.
941
00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:16,170
I'D GO THROUGH FEELING
REALLY BITTER AND ANGRY.
942
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:20,710
AND...YOU KNOW,
FEELING LIKE
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
943
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:22,330
I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
944
00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:24,170
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
IT WAS LIKE FOR ME.
945
00:47:24,170 --> 00:47:26,920
DID YOU DELETE ALL THE
PHOTOS OFF THE COMPUTER?
946
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,830
I DID. YES. I DID.
947
00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,830
AND THEN FOUR MONTHS LATER
THEY ARE IN THE TRASH.
948
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:33,750
RIGHT? THEY DON'T DELETE.
YOU GOT TO DO IT TWICE.
949
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,750
AND THEY'RE STILL THERE.
950
00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,920
BUT GOOD RIDDANCE,
RIGHT?
951
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,670
MMM. INDEED. MOVING ON.
952
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,040
YOU'RE GOOD AT DISHES TOO,
ARE YOU?
953
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,960
SO?
954
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,210
IT WAS SERIOUSLY AMAZING,
THANK YOU.
955
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,960
I JUST...
956
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,710
WHAT?
957
00:48:31,710 --> 00:48:35,170
I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASSUMED
ANYTHING WITH YOU.
958
00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:36,330
AND I JUST THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE
959
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,830
AND THAT THIS COULD NEVER WORK.
960
00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:40,920
AND YOU MADE THAT SO HARD
961
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,670
BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY NICE
AND YOU DIDN'T RUN.
962
00:48:44,670 --> 00:48:48,830
AND I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KIND OF FIXED MY BATHTUB
AND MY ENTIRE HOUSE.
963
00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,750
SINFUL SNOWBALLS
ARE HUGE AT MY STORE.
964
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,540
DUDE, I TOLD YOU.
965
00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,330
I DON'T KNOW.
I WANT TO START
WITH NEW THINGS.
966
00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:57,540
AND THAT'S GOOD OF YOU.
967
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,120
OK.
968
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,290
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
969
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,120
BECAUSE I REALLY
LIKE YOU.
970
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,330
OH. OK.
971
00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:14,000
WELL, I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO.
972
00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:18,620
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY
PEOPLE ARE PUTTING MY PHOTOS
ON THE INTERNET.
973
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,710
I HAVE A REALLY BORING LIFE.
974
00:49:20,710 --> 00:49:25,120
BUT, UH...THANK YOU.
BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER
DONE THIS FOR ME BEFORE.
975
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,880
SO IT'S REALLY NICE.
976
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,420
I LIKE DOING THINGS
FOR YOU.
977
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,290
I KNOW IT HASN'T
BEEN THAT LONG.
978
00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:34,330
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS HAPPY IN A LONG,
LONG TIME.
979
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,880
ME TOO.
980
00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:56,460
OK. I'M GOING TO LEAVE.
981
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,040
OK.
982
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,290
'CAUSE I WANT TO.
BUT UH...
983
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:02,080
I WANT TO BE
A GENTLEMAN.
984
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,710
OK. GOOD NIGHT.
985
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:05,670
SEE YA TOMORROW.
986
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,920
[GASP]
987
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,000
HEH HEH.
988
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,880
IT'S ALL GOOD, GUYS.
989
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,170
NIGHT.
990
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:23,580
BYE.
991
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,250
YOU'RE SO QUICK.
992
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,120
ALEX.
993
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,380
SKYLAR.
994
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,170
HI, BABY.
995
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,750
SURPRISE.
996
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,920
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
997
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,580
I'M YOUR NEW CO-STAR.
998
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,540
WHAT?
999
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,120
OH, DON'T BE MAD.
I MADE NOLAN PROMISE
NOT TO SPILL
1000
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,080
BECAUSE I WANTED TO TELL
YOU MYSELF.
1001
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,170
WHAT HAPPENED TO, UH--
1002
00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:56,830
SHE DECIDED TO GO
AND DIG WELLS IN HAITI
FOR CHRISTMAS.
1003
00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,580
SHE'S SO OUTREACH
MINDED. I LOVE HER.
1004
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,420
IS THIS SUGAR FREE?
1005
00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,670
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
1006
00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:06,120
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I HAVE TO STAY HERE.
1007
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,790
IT'S PART OF MY DEAL.
1008
00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:10,250
PLUS, THE REST OF
THE HOTEL IS SOLD OUT
BECAUSE...
1009
00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:14,920
BUT YOU AND I HAVE
SO MUCH WE NEED
TO CATCH UP ON ANYWAY.
1010
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:19,210
CUT. BRILLIANT.
1011
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:29,790
OOH.
1012
00:52:29,790 --> 00:52:31,330
LET ME HELP YOU UP THERE.
1013
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,380
THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER
THAN ANYTHING I COULD
HAVE VISUALIZED.
1014
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,500
YOU DID GREAT.
1015
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,170
THANKS.
1016
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
THANK YOU. HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
1017
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170
GOOD.
1018
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1019
00:52:47,170 --> 00:52:50,540
HEY. YOU OK?
1020
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:53,670
LOOK, I WAS GOING
TO CALL YOU, BUT,
YOU ONLY HAVE A CELL PHONE.
1021
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,750
SKYLAR'S HERE.
1022
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,380
YEAH, I KNOW.
THEY CAST HER LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
1023
00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:00,960
SKYLAR ST. JEAN,
1024
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,830
YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND
MOVIE STAR IS HERE.
1025
00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:09,880
CASSIE, SKYLAR DUMPED ME
WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER, OK?
1026
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,880
WHEN YOU PRO--
OH, MY GOD.
1027
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,290
JUST BREATHE.
1028
00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:20,040
MS. SKYLAR,
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
1029
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,080
OF COURSE YOU CAN.
1030
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,250
WATCH THE PRESENT!
JUMP!
1031
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,750
WHOO!
1032
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790
UNH.
1033
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790
BREATHE.
1034
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210
HI, THERE.
1035
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210
HI.
1036
00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:41,710
LEXIE WAS WONDERING
IF SHE COULD HAVE A COOKIE,
PLEASE.
1037
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,830
YEAH.
1038
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,170
OF COURSE.
1039
00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:47,500
THANK YOU.
1040
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500
AND YOU MUST BE CASSIE.
1041
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500
YEAH.
1042
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,290
AMAZING GLUTEN-FREE
CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT BARK.
1043
00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210
SERIOUSLY.
1044
00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210
THANKS.
1045
00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,790
HONESTLY, I WOULD LOVE
TO SIT DOWN WITH YOU
1046
00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:58,580
AND TALK ABOUT SOME
BRANDING OPPORTUNITIES.
1047
00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,710
THERE IS A HUGE MARKET
FOR YOUR KIND OF GOODIES.
1048
00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:03,210
SKYLAR?
1049
00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:06,290
WHAT? YOU'D BE HER
FIRST INVESTOR, RIGHT?
1050
00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:09,210
AND WITH ME ONBOARD,
WE COULD ATTRACT
ALL KINDS OF MONEY.
1051
00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:11,670
I'M JUST SAYING,
WE SHOULD TALK.
1052
00:54:13,540 --> 00:54:15,960
THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE
KIND OF WEIRD.
1053
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,170
YES, DEFINITELY.
1054
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:19,250
WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT MAKING MONEY?
1055
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,920
OH, HAVE YOU MET SARAH YET?
1056
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,040
I HIRED HER FOR EVERYONE
FOR THE REST OF THE SHOOT.
1057
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,670
AND I AM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN
WORKING YOUR LITTLE BUNS OFF
BEHIND THE OVEN.
1058
00:54:30,670 --> 00:54:33,120
SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
TAKE ADVANTAGE.
LET HER WORK HER MAGIC.
1059
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,790
SHE'S AMAZING.
1060
00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:40,460
AND IT'S PROBABLY TIME FOR US
TO GO MAKE THE MAGIC.
1061
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:45,210
IT'S JUST MOVIE TALK.
CASSIE, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
1062
00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:49,380
READY, LEXIE?
LET'S SKIP!
1063
00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:52,670
HERE WE GO!
♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪
1064
00:54:55,790 --> 00:54:58,040
SHE'S REALLY NICE.
1065
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,500
YEAH, KIND OF.
IN HER OWN WAY.
1066
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,330
LOOK, CAN WE GO OUT TONIGHT?
1067
00:55:03,330 --> 00:55:06,000
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
1068
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,920
I DON'T REALLY--
1069
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,580
I'M REALLY OVERWHELMED
RIGHT NOW.
1070
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:12,670
THIS WHOLE SKYLAR THING,
IT'S OK, RIGHT?
1071
00:55:12,670 --> 00:55:14,540
I DON'T KNOW.
1072
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:17,000
IT'S OVER.
THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US.
1073
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,420
REALLY?
1074
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,170
YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE
IN THE SWEATER.
1075
00:55:21,170 --> 00:55:25,210
SEE YOU LATER.
1076
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:28,500
SHE IS SO PRETTY.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
WERE TALKING TO HER.
1077
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,380
DUDE, SHE'S AMAZING.
1078
00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:31,790
I KIND OF WANT
TO TALK TO HER ABOUT
THE UNIVERSE BOOK.
1079
00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:32,880
DO YOU THINK SHE'LL TALK
TO ME ABOUT IT?
1080
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,290
IS IT ST. JEAN
OR SAINT JOHN.
1081
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040
JEAN.
1082
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040
ST. JEAN. JEAN.
1083
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,210
JEAN.
1084
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420
FRENCH.
1085
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420
JEAN.
1086
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,540
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1087
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,920
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE
UNIVERSE IS OPENING THIS
DOOR FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
1088
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,920
YOU'RE SHITZING A LITTLE BIT.
1089
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,000
YEAH, NO. YOU LOOK
A LITTLE PEAKED.
ARE YOU OK?
1090
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,620
AM I SWEATING?
1091
00:55:57,580 --> 00:56:00,210
SKYLAR ST. JEAN IS AMAZING!
1092
00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:01,790
I'M PICTURING IT.
1093
00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:05,170
ROMANCE, MARRIAGE.
1094
00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:07,420
BABIES.
1095
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,920
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
1096
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,080
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
1097
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,880
GET THE DOOR, ZACK.
1098
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,880
I DON'T WANT TO.
1099
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,210
SO LAZY!
1100
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290
SLACKER.
1101
00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290
BAKER.
1102
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210
HEY.
1103
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210
HEY.
1104
00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,620
I PICKED UP THOSE
NOODLES YOU LIKE.
1105
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,920
DUDE, THAT'S
A TOTAL CHICK MOVE.
1106
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960
SHH!
1107
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960
HE'S RIGHT.
1108
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,250
I CAN TELL YOU'RE BUSY.
1109
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,580
OH, FLOUR ON MY FACE.
1110
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,420
SO...I KNOW THINGS
ARE KIND OF WEIRD WITH
SKYLAR BEING HERE,
1111
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380
BUT...
1112
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380
IT'S FINE.
1113
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,540
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE
I WANT, RIGHT?
1114
00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:43,080
I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
1115
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,670
SERIOUSLY. I'M LIKE
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1116
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,420
COME ON!
CAN YOU GO TO HIS PLACE?
1117
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,080
NO. I'M BAKING.
1118
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,460
YEAH. YOU KNOW FOR ONCE
IN YOUR LIFE, BE A MAN!
1119
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,670
YOU GOT A MOVE OUT!
1120
00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,620
YEAH, MOVE OUT!
1121
00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:18,420
I SAW PICTURES OF HER.
1122
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:22,080
I SAW PICTURES
OF SKYLAR.
HER BODY'S SO--
1123
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,960
HER BODY'S REALLY GOOD.
1124
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,170
STOP. STOP.
1125
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670
I CAN'T.
1126
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670
YOUR PERFECT.
1127
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,960
SERIOUSLY,
CLOSE THE DOOR.
1128
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,830
GET OUT OF HERE!
1129
00:58:13,210 --> 00:58:15,540
HEY! [CLAMORING]
1130
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,620
SERVING NUMBER 122.
1131
00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:04,380
WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
OUR NUMBERS WENT UP
THIS HIGH.
1132
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,250
ME NEITHER.
1133
00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:11,500
EVERYBODY, QUIET!
1134
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,500
THANK YOU.
1135
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,670
CASSIE,
1136
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,540
YOU, YOUR BAKING, AMAZING.
1137
00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:26,880
THE CREW TOLD ME THAT
YOU WERE GETTING SWAMPED.
1138
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,250
SMALL BUSINESS.
NEED SOME HELP, YES?
1139
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,960
WHY?
1140
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,710
GIRL POWER, SISTER!
1141
00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:38,170
COME ON, JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU NEED.
1142
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:43,120
THOUSAND HANDS YOU KNOW.
1143
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,960
LEAVE IT TO ME.
1144
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:58,500
♪ AND RED ICING BASE,
AND RED ICING BASE ♪
1145
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,620
THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTS.
1146
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:04,460
BEAUTIFUL. WONDERFUL.
1147
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,380
WONDERFUL. OOH, NICE
ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
1148
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,710
SANTA, THAT LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY.
1149
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:13,330
CASSIE, WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
1150
01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,040
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.
1151
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,710
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.
1152
01:00:16,710 --> 01:00:18,540
GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP.
1153
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:23,460
SPRINKLE. WONDERFUL.
AND WE'VE GOT TWO
MORE MINUTES.
1154
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,540
TWO MORE MINUTES TO FINISH
UP THESE CUPCAKES.
1155
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,500
PEOPLE,
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
1156
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,380
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
1157
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:31,500
YOU'RE KIND OF AMAZING.
1158
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,290
AH, THANK YOU.
1159
01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:36,920
YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE ACTING TEACHERS
1160
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,000
GAVE ME ONE HUGE
PIECE OF ADVICE.
1161
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,120
EVERYONE NEEDS
DIRECTION.
1162
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,290
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T THINK
I GOT YOUR NAME.
1163
01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:49,290
I--I'M ME. TRISHA.
1164
01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:52,460
TRISHA.
IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU, TRISHA.
1165
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:55,750
YOU, THE BOOK UNIVERSE.
1166
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,540
TRISHA'S FAVORITE BOOK
IS "HOW THE UNIVERSE
OPENS YOUR DOORS."
1167
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:00,540
AH! I LOVE THAT BOOK.
1168
01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:02,710
THE BOOK CHANGED
MY LIFE. I MEAN IT
COMPLETELY--RIGHT?
1169
01:01:02,710 --> 01:01:04,170
DID IT CHANGE YOURS?
1170
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750
YEAH.
1171
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750
EXACTLY.
1172
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,120
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD ALL GO
1173
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,330
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
TOGETHER.
1174
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:12,380
I'M REALLY BUSY.
1175
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:13,790
IT'S KIND OF A LOT, YEAH.
1176
01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:16,080
YOU KNOW WANT?
FIRST WE SHOP AND THEN,
1177
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,210
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WE COCKTAIL.
1178
01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:21,290
I'M BUYING. I INSIST.
1179
01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:22,540
IT'S ALMOST CLOSING TIME.
1180
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,170
EXACTLY.
1181
01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:25,620
SHE'S IN.
1182
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,120
WHOO.
1183
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,880
COME ON IN. COME ON IN.
1184
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,790
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
1185
01:01:38,790 --> 01:01:41,290
JUST SET THOSE ANYWHERE.
1186
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:43,750
GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1187
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,620
THIS PLACE IS SO COOL.
1188
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:50,960
UM, CASSIE,
JUST TWO THINGS.
1189
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:55,920
WITH THE PAPARAZZI,
YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK AT
THEM AS AN ASSET, OK?
1190
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,330
NOT LIKE THE ENEMY.
1191
01:01:58,330 --> 01:02:00,830
LIKE WHEN YOU DO THIS
AND THROW THINGS.
1192
01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:04,250
I MEAN, JUST SISTER
ADVICE. YEAH.
1193
01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:07,750
NOT THAT FLATTERING.
'CAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
1194
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:13,210
UM, ANYWAY. I LEARNED
SO MUCH FROM THE BOOK.
1195
01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:17,880
AND ACTUALLY IT WAS
THE VISUALIZATION LESSON
1196
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,620
THAT BROKE ME
AND ALEX UP.
1197
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:26,420
SO WHAT ABOUT VISUALIZATION
WAS IT?
1198
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,000
WELL, THIS IS GONNA
SOUND CRAZY.
1199
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,250
BUT WHEN ALEX PROPOSED,
I RAN.
1200
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:36,000
BECAUSE I COULDN'T
VISUALIZE HIM BEHIND
MY DOOR.
1201
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,380
AND THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?
1202
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,120
BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T
WANT TO MARRY ALEX GRAY?
1203
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,250
BUT I DID NOT SEE IT.
1204
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:47,380
SO...I RAN.
1205
01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:50,920
WHY--WHY COULDN'T
YOU SEE IT REALLY?
1206
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:56,170
WELL, HE WOULD...
1207
01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:59,250
HE WOULD LIE...
1208
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,580
A LOT.
1209
01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,790
HE WOULDN'T CALL IT
LYING. HE, UH...
1210
01:03:03,790 --> 01:03:07,290
HE CALLED IT.
"I JUST DIDN'T
TELL YOU THAT PART."
1211
01:03:07,290 --> 01:03:09,960
HMM. REALLY?
1212
01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080
ING?
1213
01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080
SO YOU, TRISHA, AND SKYLAR
WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?
1214
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,420
WE DID.
1215
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,170
THE PHOTO ARE ALL OVER
THE INTERNET.
1216
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,210
REALLY, ALREADY?
THAT'S FAST.
1217
01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,790
WELCOME TO SKYLAR'S WORLD.
1218
01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:25,790
SHE NEVER MET ANYONE
SHE COULDN'T CHARM.
1219
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:28,250
AH.
1220
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,960
AND THEN A BUNCH
OF PHOTOGRAPHERS
OR WHATEVER SHOWED UP.
1221
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,580
THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE CALLED THEM
AHEAD OF TIME.
1222
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830
WHAT?
1223
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830
LET 'EM KNOW WHERE
SHE WAS GOING TO BE.
1224
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380
THAT'S HOW SHE WORKS.
1225
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380
HMM.
1226
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,540
THAT'S WEIRD.
1227
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420
DUDE.
1228
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420
WHAT?
1229
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,620
WHAT IS GOING ON
BACK THERE?
1230
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:47,420
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE
TO SEE YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET.
1231
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,830
I DON'T.
1232
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:50,830
CASSIE...
1233
01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,830
COME ON, GUYS.
1234
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,540
IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BETTER,
I'D SAY YOU WERE STARTING
TO LIKE THE LIMELIGHT.
1235
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,500
WHAT IS THIS?
1236
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,170
WHAT?
1237
01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,880
THAT'S, UM...
1238
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,080
BULL IS WHAT THAT IS.
1239
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,750
THAT'S YOU, DUDE.
1240
01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,040
IT'S YOU AND SKYLAR.
1241
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,920
GUYS, CAN YOU GIVE US
A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE, PLEASE?
1242
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,330
WHY WAS SKYLAR
IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM?
1243
01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:33,790
CASSIE, WE'RE SHOOTING
A MOVIE TOGETHER.
1244
01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:35,120
SHE CAME OVER
TO READ LINES.
1245
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,500
THAT'S IT.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
1246
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,710
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I BELIEVED HER...
1247
01:04:38,710 --> 01:04:40,830
I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE SAID,
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED.
1248
01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:42,750
OK. I KNOW HOW YOU
HOLLYWOOD TYPES WORK.
1249
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,380
IT'S DIFFERENT.
1250
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,830
THIS STUFF
IS ALL FABRICATED.
YOU KNOW THAT.
1251
01:04:45,830 --> 01:04:47,960
NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE
WITH SOMEBODY AGAIN
1252
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,540
THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER
THAN ME OUT THERE.
1253
01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,540
CASSIE!
1254
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:54,960
CASSIE, WAIT!
1255
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,290
LOOKS LIKE THAT'S A WRAP,
HOLLYWOOD.
1256
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:10,170
THE UNIVERSE IS CLOSING
THIS DOOR.
1257
01:05:25,210 --> 01:05:26,880
SKYLAR.
1258
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:31,120
ALEX GRAY ISN'T WORTH
A DIME OF YOUR TIME.
1259
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,500
BUT I AM. GET OVER.
1260
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,960
ALEX GRAY'S NOT WORTH
YOUR TIME, BUT I AM.
1261
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,210
EXCUSE ME.
1262
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,790
CARE FOR SOME SHADE?
1263
01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:14,210
OH.
1264
01:06:14,210 --> 01:06:16,670
IS THAT CASSIE'S JARED?
1265
01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:18,500
HOW DO YOU KNOW JARED?
1266
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:23,380
TRISHA TOLD ME ABOUT
THE CUSTODY ARRANGEMENT
WITH THE DOG.
1267
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:26,170
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.
1268
01:06:26,170 --> 01:06:29,080
AND YOU DO NOT.
1269
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,830
YEAH, MAYBE IT'S THE
FAKE STORY YOU GAVE
TO THE GOSSIP TRADES.
1270
01:06:31,830 --> 01:06:34,670
WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
1271
01:06:34,670 --> 01:06:36,120
OH, COME ON.
1272
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,170
THIS HAS YOUR
FINGERPRINTS
ALL OVER IT.
1273
01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:41,080
WHY WOULD I DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
1274
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,540
THE PRESS MAKES UP LIES
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
THE READERS WANT.
1275
01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,120
YOU KNOW THAT.
1276
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,620
I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU
LOVE ATTENTION.
1277
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:51,540
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY THINK
1278
01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,670
THAT I WOULD
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
1279
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,920
WOW.
1280
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,830
LOOK, I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
1281
01:06:58,830 --> 01:07:01,580
OK, I WILL GO DOWN
AND TALK TO JARED RIGHT NOW
1282
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:04,920
AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT KIND OF COMPETITION
YOU HAVE WITH CASSIE.
1283
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,460
BUT I CAN HONESTLY
TELL YOU, YOU'RE GOING
TO WIN, HANDS DOWN.
1284
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,580
SKYLAR,
I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
1285
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,710
OK, I DON'T NEED YOUR--
1286
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:18,380
HELP.
1287
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:25,080
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT MEN ARE BAD AT, RIGHT?
1288
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,460
ASKING FOR HELP.
1289
01:07:57,420 --> 01:08:00,290
WELL, HI THERE.
LITTLE CUTIE--
1290
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750
[SNAPS]
1291
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750
OH!
1292
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,250
SORRY. HE NORMALLY
DOES NOT ATTACK
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
1293
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,790
OH, IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST...
1294
01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,210
YOU'RE SKYLAR ST. JEAN.
1295
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:11,500
I AM. HI.
1296
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830
HI.
1297
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830
PLEASURE.
1298
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500
YES. BIG FAN.
1299
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500
THANK YOU.
1300
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,210
YEAH, I'VE WATCHED
A LOT OF YOU FILMS.
1301
01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:18,920
REALLY?
1302
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,380
I USED TO HAVE YOUR POSTERS
UP IN MY ROOM.
1303
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:23,790
I'M FLATTERED.
WHAT A CHARMER YOU ARE.
1304
01:08:23,790 --> 01:08:27,000
NOW IS THIS
CASSIE DRAKE'S DOG?
1305
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,500
YES. WELL, IT'S OUR DOG.
WE HAVE JOINT CUSTODY.
1306
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,960
RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU ARE--
1307
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,460
I CAN'T BELIEVE SKYLAR ST. JEAN
IS ASKING MY NAME.
1308
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330
I'M JARED.
1309
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330
JARED.
1310
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380
YEAH.
1311
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380
THAT'S RIGHT.
1312
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,250
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU
USED TO BE WITH CASSIE.
IS THAT CORRECT?
1313
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:45,040
YOU UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY.
1314
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,790
BUT NOW SHE'S WITH ALEX.
1315
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,880
UNFORTUNATELY.
1316
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,790
DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU
SHOULD BE WITH CASSIE?
1317
01:08:51,790 --> 01:08:55,080
I THINK THAT I SHOULD BE
WITH CASSIE, YES.
1318
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,620
RIGHT. SO LET'S
TALK ABOUT THAT.
1319
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460
OK.
1320
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460
SO...
1321
01:09:07,170 --> 01:09:10,750
EVERYONE LIKES CHRISTMAS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1322
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,420
...OVER THE HOLIDAYS.
1323
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:13,790
I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS.
1324
01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:17,210
WHAT I NEED...
IS INFORMATION.
1325
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750
HEY.
1326
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750
CUT.
1327
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,670
LET'S SHOOT THIS,
PEOPLE.
1328
01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:28,080
HERE.
1329
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,170
SO I HAD A PRETTY INTERESTING
TALK WITH CASSIE'S
JARED YESTERDAY.
1330
01:09:32,170 --> 01:09:34,330
SKYLAR, I TOLD YOU
TO STAY OUT OF IT.
1331
01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:37,000
DON'T WORRY.
HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING.
1332
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,380
I MEAN,
REALLY WE JUST TALKED ABOUT--
1333
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,420
WELL...
1334
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,710
ALL RIGHT,
HE WANTS CASSIE BACK.
1335
01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080
YOU NEED TO STOP.
1336
01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080
LISTEN,
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
1337
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,330
OK? THEY HAVE BEEN IN
A RELATIONSHIP FOR YEARS,
FIRST OF ALL.
1338
01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:51,920
SECOND OF ALL,
THEY'RE FROM THE SAME
ADORABLE TOWN.
1339
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,920
THEY AGREED TO SHARE A DOG,
WHICH I THINK REALLY IS
1340
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,710
JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THEM
TO STAY NEAR ONE ANOTHER.
1341
01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:02,710
YEAH, WELL, CASSIE WOULD
NEVER TAKE JARED BACK.
1342
01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,040
HE DUMPED HER.
TREATED HER
LIKE GARBAGE.
1343
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,960
YES. IT'S HARD TO COME BACK
WHEN TRUST HAS BEEN BROKEN,
ISN'T IT?
1344
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,750
BUT SOMETIMES
PEOPLE CAN BE WRONG.
1345
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,380
AND TRUST CAN BE REBUILT.
1346
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:17,290
ESPECIALLY IF TWO PEOPLE
WANT THE SAME THING.
1347
01:10:19,290 --> 01:10:21,120
SKYLAR!
1348
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,290
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1349
01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,120
AHEM. HOW AS THAT, NOLAN?
1350
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,040
THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
1351
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,540
WOMAN: MAKE UP,
LAST LOOKS PLEASE.
1352
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:33,620
CASSIE.
1353
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,210
CASSIE, WE WERE REHEARSING.
1354
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,920
CASSIE, YOU KNOW
WHAT A REHEARSAL IS.
1355
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,620
ALEX, FOCUS. FOCUS.
HERE. NOW.
1356
01:10:42,290 --> 01:10:43,790
YEAH, I KNOW.
1357
01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,040
YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER.
1358
01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:01,120
KNOCK KNOCK.
1359
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,170
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I HAD A COPY MADE.
1360
01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:06,830
I GUESS WE'RE
NOT REHEARSING THEN.
1361
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250
YOU'RE DRINKING.
1362
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250
YES.
1363
01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,670
I'M DRINKING.
BUT I'M NOT DRUNK.
1364
01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,500
CASSIE, WON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME.
1365
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,830
AND SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
A WORD I'M SAYING.
1366
01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:21,540
AND I LOVE HER BUT
SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME.
1367
01:11:21,540 --> 01:11:24,710
OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1368
01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:27,080
GOD, THIS TASTES AWFUL.
1369
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:32,460
TAKE IT SLOW.
SIT DOWN.
1370
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,460
I'M A GOOD GUY.
YOU KNOW,
1371
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:36,330
BUT NO ONE BELIEVES
THAT ABOUT ME.
1372
01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:39,210
THEY SEE A DRUNK,
A MESS.
1373
01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:40,620
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
1374
01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:44,210
YOU ARE A GOOD GUY.
YOU ARE A GREAT GUY.
1375
01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:47,670
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN...
1376
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,080
WAIT. WAIT. WHOA.
1377
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,670
I'M NOT THAT DRUNK.
1378
01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:03,710
OW. THANKS A LOT.
1379
01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,750
IT'S CASSIE.
1380
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,460
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU. I DO.
1381
01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:10,250
DOESN'T MATTER.
I LOVE HER.
1382
01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,250
AND I KNOW I PROBABLY
DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
WITH HER.
1383
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:14,000
THAT'S OK. YOU CAN LOVE HER.
1384
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,620
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M OK WITH THAT.
1385
01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,750
JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, OK?
1386
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,710
CASSIE: HELLO. ALEX?
1387
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:23,210
CASSIE?
1388
01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:24,290
CASSIE!
1389
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880
CASSIE.
1390
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880
HEY.
1391
01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:35,040
I WAS JUST GOING
TO COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU.
1392
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,790
BUT OBVIOUSLY.
1393
01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:38,580
YEAH, IT'S REALLY
NOT A GOOD TIME
RIGHT NOW.
1394
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,210
ALEX HAS BEEN DRINKING.
1395
01:12:40,210 --> 01:12:42,420
CASSIE, THIS IS NOT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, OK?
1396
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:44,170
NEVER IS.
1397
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,880
CASSIE.
1398
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,750
CASSIE, WAIT.
1399
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,460
CASSIE!
1400
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,460
OK. EVERYBODY,
THE STORY IS CLOSED.
1401
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:04,830
I'M CLOSING THE DOOR.
1402
01:13:04,830 --> 01:13:08,290
HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
GOOD NIGHT. OH.
1403
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,330
GO HOME.
1404
01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:16,880
GO AWAY.
1405
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:19,420
GO.
1406
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,000
I'M STRONG.
I'M SO STRONG.
1407
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,380
YOU ARE STRONG.
1408
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,790
I KNOW IT SOUNDS
REALLY CLICHE,
1409
01:13:27,790 --> 01:13:30,540
I REALLY WANT TO EAT
MY WAY THROUGH THIS HEARTBREAK.
1410
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880
I WANT TO EAT ALL OF THIS.
1411
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880
NO, YOU DON'T.
1412
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,960
I DO.
NO, I WANT TO EAT IT.
1413
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,460
THIS CHOCOLATE IS GOING
TO BE SO GOOD.
1414
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:38,620
NO, SPIT IT OUT.
SPIT IT OUT. SPIT!
SPIT IT OUT.
1415
01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,120
SPIT IT OUT.
SPIT IT OUT.
1416
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,330
OK.
1417
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:48,790
I'M GOING TO TELL
SKYLAR ST. JEAN THAT
I REALLY LIKE HER.
1418
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:53,080
AND THEN SHE'LL KISS ME
LIKE I'VE SEEN THROUGH
MY UNIVERSE DOOR.
1419
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,420
AND THEN ALEX WILL BE
FREE FOR CASSIE AGAIN.
1420
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:59,500
AND IT'LL BE A WIN-WIN.
AM I RIGHT?
1421
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,210
KNOCK IT OFF, ZACK.
1422
01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:02,500
JARED WOULDN'T DO THIS
TO ME.
1423
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,040
YEAH, BUT JARED'S LAME.
1424
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,330
JARED WANTS ME.
HE WANTS ME BACK.
1425
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:09,670
I CAN'T TRUST ALEX.
BUT ALEX MAKES ME FEEL
REALLY GOOD.
1426
01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:11,830
BUT JARED WANTS ME NOW.
1427
01:14:11,830 --> 01:14:14,460
AND IF I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.
1428
01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:18,170
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T READ
THE UNIVERSE BOOK.
1429
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,830
JARED.
1430
01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:38,460
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1431
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,790
I PROMISE I'M NOT GOING
TO BE THE BEST DANCER
1432
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,580
AND THAT I'M GOING TO MESS UP.
1433
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,120
OK.
1434
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,290
BUT I'LL ALWAYS DO MY BEST.
1435
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,960
OK. YOU CAN TRY.
1436
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710
YEAH?
1437
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710
YEAH.
1438
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,710
OW.
1439
01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:23,750
OK. THAT'S ONE.
1440
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,580
TOLD YOU.
HOW ABOUT THREE?
1441
01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:27,380
I GET THREE. IF I STEP
ON YOU THREE TIMES,
1442
01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:28,750
YOU THROW ME
IN THE LAKE.
1443
01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,080
I WANT YOU BACK.
1444
01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:40,750
I DON'T KNOW.
1445
01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:12,500
I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO THIS.
1446
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:15,210
TALK TO ME.
1447
01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:17,960
JUST TELL ME WHAT?
1448
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:22,120
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
1449
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:32,000
I CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1450
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,750
CASSIE.
1451
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:53,710
DUDES, TODAY'S THE DAY.
1452
01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:56,210
TODAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE MOVE ON SKYLAR.
1453
01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:58,250
LAST DAY OF FILMING?
1454
01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:00,040
NO TIME LIKE
THE PRESENT.
1455
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,580
UH-OH.
1456
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,120
HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1457
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,500
EVERYONE GATHER AROUND,
GATHER AROUND.
1458
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:11,290
CASSIE AND HER CREW
ARE HERE FOR OUR LAST DAY.
1459
01:18:11,290 --> 01:18:13,420
I THINK WE SHOULD
LET THEM KNOW WHAT
WE THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH?
1460
01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:15,710
[CLAPPING]
1461
01:18:15,710 --> 01:18:18,670
THANKS, GUYS.
I JUST UM...
1462
01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:21,580
YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL
REALLY SPECIAL.
1463
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,000
I'M JUST A BAKER SO...
1464
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,880
YOU KNOW, BUT I FEEL
LIKE A MOVIE STAR.
1465
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,210
BUT UH...
1466
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:34,960
SO ALL RIGHT,
WELL, THANKS, NOLAN. YEAH.
1467
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,210
ALL RIGHT, WISH ME LUCK.
1468
01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,080
OK. UM.
1469
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,880
WHERE'S HE GOING?
1470
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:42,500
HE'S GOING TO GO MAKE
THE MOVE ON SKYLAR.
1471
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:46,250
AND HE IS SO GOING
TO CRASH AND BURN.
1472
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460
SKYLAR.
1473
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460
WAIT.
1474
01:18:48,460 --> 01:18:50,710
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
1475
01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:52,790
IT'S TIME TO TELL
AMERICA'S SWEETHEART
HOW IT IS.
1476
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290
WHAT?
1477
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290
YEAH.
1478
01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:56,000
LET'S DO THIS.
1479
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,580
THE THING IS, SKYLAR,
1480
01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:02,880
I SEE YOU IN MY DOOR,
A UNIVERSE DOOR.
1481
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,380
SKYLAR, YOU AND I NEED
TO TALK.
1482
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:06,170
OH, MY GOD. WHAT?
1483
01:19:06,170 --> 01:19:07,040
CAN IT, ZACK.
SHE PROBABLY THINKS
YOU'RE A STALKER.
1484
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,830
YOU DON'T DO YOU?
1485
01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:11,670
OK. I ADMIT THAT
I DIDN'T THINK THAT
I COULD COMPETE
1486
01:19:11,670 --> 01:19:13,580
WITH AMERICA'S
SWEETHEART.
1487
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:15,380
I MEAN, NOT SOMEBODY
THAT WAS THAT SWEET
1488
01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:16,880
OR THAT NICE
OR THAT FRIENDLY.
1489
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,250
I MEAN, NOT EVEN
YOU CAN, RIGHT?
1490
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:21,960
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY,
GOOD FOR YOU. YOU WIN.
1491
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,080
YOU'VE GOT ALEX.
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
YOU WANT.
1492
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,880
AND I'M JUST ME.
I'M A SUCCESSFUL BAKER.
1493
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,580
I AM THE WORLD'S
GREATEST DOG OWNER.
1494
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,540
I'M A GOOD FRIEND.
I'M A GREAT SISTER.
1495
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,290
I'M NOT A NOBODY, OK?
I'M JUST ME.
1496
01:19:35,290 --> 01:19:38,880
CASSIE, NOTHING HAPPENED
WITH ME AND ALEX.
1497
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,920
WHAT ABOUT IN THE
HOTEL ROOM? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1498
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,250
YES, I WANTED ALEX BACK.
OK? I DID EVERYTHING
I COULD TO GET HIM BACK.
1499
01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:46,120
I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI
WHERE I'D BE.
1500
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,210
I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI
WHERE YOU AND JARED WOULD BE.
1501
01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:51,620
WHATEVER. HE TURNED ME DOWN.
1502
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,620
OK. I THREW MYSELF AT HIM,
AND HE TURNED ME DOWN.
1503
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,750
I DON'T TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER. OK?
1504
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,830
HE WOULDN'T BUDGE.
1505
01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:03,500
BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU.
1506
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:08,670
SO YOU THREW YOURSELF
ON HIM, AND HE TURNED
YOU DOWN?
1507
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120
YES. YES.
1508
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120
WHY?
1509
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,380
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME.
1510
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:18,330
HE WANTS YOU.
1511
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:22,170
WELL, I GOT TO GO.
1512
01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:24,250
GO!
1513
01:20:30,170 --> 01:20:33,620
I'M NOT A STALKER,
YOU KNOW.
1514
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:37,330
NO, I KNOW.
I'VE HAD STALKERS BEFORE.
YOU'RE WAY TOO PASSIVE.
1515
01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:39,080
PASSIVE?
1516
01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:49,170
WOW.
1517
01:20:49,170 --> 01:20:52,330
NOT PASSIVE.
1518
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:55,170
UH...
1519
01:20:55,170 --> 01:20:57,040
YOU GUYS.
1520
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,380
CASSIE NEEDS OUR HELP.
WE NEED TO GO.
1521
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:03,580
RIGHT AWAY.
1522
01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:05,420
IS THIS IS CHASE?
1523
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,620
I LOVE CHASES.
1524
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:34,290
HEY! ALEX! ALEX!
1525
01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:36,500
HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL.
1526
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,830
THE HOSPITAL
HASN'T SEEN HIM.
1527
01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:40,880
I JUST KEEP GETTING
HIS VOICEMAIL.
1528
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,420
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
CASS?
1529
01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:46,750
I DON'T KNOW. UNIVERSE,
OK. I'M SAYING IT.
1530
01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:48,670
I'VE BEEN REALLY,
REALLY HARSH ABOUT YOUR BOOK.
1531
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,920
AND THE WHOLE OPEN DOOR THING
AND THE WHOLE CLOSED DOOR THING.
1532
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,420
AND I'VE BEEN MOCKING YOU
FOR FOREVER
1533
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,620
AND ALL MY FRIENDS REALLY
BELIEVE IN YOU, BUT...
1534
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,960
I DON'T CARE IF
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME.
1535
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,540
I'M JUST GOING TO SAY
I LOVE HIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.
1536
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040
YOU LOVE HIM?
1537
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040
YOU LOVE HIM?
1538
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,750
YEAH. I LOVE HIM.
1539
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,960
I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.
1540
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,000
OH, MY GOSH. ISN'T THAT
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?
1541
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,830
RIGHT? OH MY GOSH.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HELP
ANYBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!
1542
01:22:11,830 --> 01:22:14,580
OK! OK.
1543
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:17,920
MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT SECOND
UNIT IS SHOOTING THE LAST SCENE
OF THE MOVIE AT THE LAKE.
1544
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,710
SOURCES?
1545
01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210
WHAT?
1546
01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210
YOU TALK
TO THE UNIVERSE?
1547
01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,670
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
1548
01:22:24,670 --> 01:22:26,830
THE PAPARAZZI.
1549
01:22:26,830 --> 01:22:29,460
[CHEERING]
1550
01:22:31,290 --> 01:22:33,170
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
THE LAKE'S THIS WAY!
1551
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:34,120
OH.
1552
01:23:13,830 --> 01:23:15,580
IT'S DONE.
1553
01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:23,380
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
1554
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:25,500
ALEX!
1555
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,000
CUT. CUT.
1556
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,330
CASSIE.
1557
01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:31,830
HI.
1558
01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,830
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU ABOUT SKYLAR.
1559
01:23:34,830 --> 01:23:36,380
I TOLD YOU I WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH.
1560
01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:37,750
YEAH, WELL,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO KNOW ANYTHING?
1561
01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:40,880
SO YOU'RE
NOT WITH JARED?
1562
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,540
I'M NOT WITH SKYLAR.
1563
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,880
SO...
1564
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,750
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE?
1565
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,920
HMM. NOTHING.
1566
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,290
HANGING OUT WITH YOU?
1567
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,540
SO, SKYLAR ST. JEAN.
1568
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,000
YES.
1569
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,380
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR CHRISTMAS EVE?
1570
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:16,830
OH, I HAVE TO CATCH
A FLIGHT TO LONDON ACTUALLY.
1571
01:24:16,830 --> 01:24:19,380
RINGING IN CHRISTMAS
WITH THE ROYALS.
1572
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,380
DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH?
1573
01:24:26,170 --> 01:24:29,830
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY
I WAS WONDERING
1574
01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:36,290
IF MAYBE YOU'D WANT
TO LOW-KEY IT HERE
WITH US OR ME.
1575
01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580
REALLY?
1576
01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580
YEAH.
1577
01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:42,920
OH, ZACK.
1578
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,670
OH, SKYLAR.
1579
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:51,330
OH, UNIVERSE,
THIS IS ONE SAPPY DOOR.
1580
01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:05,830
HMM.
1581
01:25:05,830 --> 01:25:07,710
YES, MOSTLY GENIUS.
1582
01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:10,670
THAT IS THE BEST ENDING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
1583
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,580
YOU, YOU'RE HIRED.
1584
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,040
WARDROBE,
GET HER IN A COSTUME.
1585
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,330
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
1586
01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460
UH, YEAH.
1587
01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460
YEAH.
1588
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,830
MAN: NOLAN DENVER IS PROUD
TO PRESENT...
1589
01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:45,420
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.
1590
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:48,250
THE SCREEN'S GREATEST
ACTION HERO...
1591
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:52,380
ALEX GRAY IS DET. AXEL SLADE.
1592
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,750
THE ONLY MAN...
1593
01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:55,080
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
1594
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,290
WHO STANDS BETWEEN CHRISTMAS
1595
01:25:57,290 --> 01:26:01,040
AND SANTA'S MOST
DEADLY ASSASSIN.
1596
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:04,420
SKYLAR ST. JEAN...
1597
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,330
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
1598
01:26:06,330 --> 01:26:08,000
I'M POLICE.
1599
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:13,920
AND ALEX GRAY ARE HEATING UP
THE SCREEN IN...
1600
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,080
I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS.
1601
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,500
WHAT I NEED IS
INFORMATION.
1602
01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:22,710
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE.
THE USUAL?
1603
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:24,080
SEE YOU LATER.
1604
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:26,250
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
1605
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,710
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS?
1606
01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:29,790
WHAT?
1607
01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:32,830
OH, YEAH.
"THE LAST CHRISTMAS CAROL"
JUST TOPPED THE BOX OFFICE
1608
01:26:32,830 --> 01:26:35,120
FOR THE THIRD WEEK
IN A ROW.
1609
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,710
♪ THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL,
THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL ♪
1610
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:40,000
I'M GONNA ASK
FOR A BIGGER PART.
1611
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,830
MAYBE BAD GUY NUMBER TWO?
1612
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,580
YOU'D BE AMAZING.
1613
01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:46,290
ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
CHIMNEY'S FIXED, READ FOR SANTA.
1614
01:26:46,290 --> 01:26:47,330
YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
1615
01:26:47,330 --> 01:26:49,250
ABOUT THE SEQUEL, YEAH.
1616
01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:50,040
BUT I TOLD NOLAN I'M ONLY GOING
TO DO IT IF WE SHOOT HERE.
1617
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,170
HERE?
1618
01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:55,170
OF COURSE. THIS IS THE HOUSE
OF THE BEST DAMN CUPCAKES
IN THE WORLD.
1619
01:26:55,170 --> 01:26:57,460
AND HOME TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
1620
01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,080
JUST SOMEBODY HUH?
1621
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,040
SOMEBODY I LOVE A LOT.
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