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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:24,750 HEY! 2 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,170 WOMAN: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. WE SHOULD ALL BE AT HOME 3 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,670 SIPPING SPICED CIDER AND COOKING SWEETS. 4 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:30,790 INSTEAD, RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS SEARCHING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 5 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:32,620 HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL. 6 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,170 THE HOSPITAL HASN'T SEEN HIM. 7 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:36,580 OH, I JUST KEEP GETTING HIS VOICEMAIL. 8 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:37,920 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, CASS? 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,120 I DON'T KNOW! 10 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,120 UNIVERSE, OK. 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,750 I'M SAYING IT. 12 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,830 AND WHY AM I TALKING TO THE UNIVERSE? 13 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:47,000 UH, WELL, I GUESS TO EXPLAIN IT ALL, 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,120 I SHOULD REALLY START AT THE BEGINNING. 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:01:00,040 [HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS] 16 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:55,540 [POP MUSIC PLAYS] 17 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,250 HI. 18 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,250 HEY. 19 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,880 OH, HE MISSED YOU. 20 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,920 HEY, LITTLE MONKEY. DADDY MISSED YOU. 21 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,920 HE MISSED YOU TOO. 22 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,750 YEAH, IT MUST BE... 23 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:45,460 HARD ON HIM, YOU KNOW, BREAKING UP HIS USUAL ROUTINE. 24 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:50,580 YEAH. YEAH. IT'S DEFINITELY DIFFICULT 25 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:54,420 FOR HIM WITH ALL THE SEPARATION BETWEEN US. 26 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,250 I THINK HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON. 27 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,920 SO HE'S PROBABLY PRETTY STRESSED. 28 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:05,790 MAYBE YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE HE'S ADJUSTING. 29 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:07,120 YEP. 30 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,540 BUT, UM... 31 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,080 YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK LATER TONIGHT? 32 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,250 MAYBE OVER COFFEE? 33 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,330 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T. I HAVE A THING. 34 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,120 A THING? 35 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,460 A COUPLE GUYS ARE MEETING UP AND WE'RE GOING TO... 36 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,750 I JUST CAN'T. 37 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,250 OK. THAT'S FINE. 38 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,540 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU 39 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,420 AROUND OR WHATEVER. 40 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,210 [DOOR OPENS] 41 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,790 HEY, LITTLE GUY. 42 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:45,000 SEE YA. 43 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,330 ALL RIGHT, THAT IS 12 RED VELVET CUPCAKES. 44 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,830 6.95, MS. DALEY. 45 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:58,670 THERE YOU ARE. HEY, CASSIE, 46 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:01,500 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY OF THOSE SANTA CUPCAKES YET? 47 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,750 DECEMBER COMES EARLY AROUND HERE. I GOT ONE IN THE BACK FOR YOU. 48 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:07,120 GREAT. I'M GLAD I MISSED THE RUSH. 49 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,330 YEAH. 50 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:11,540 WHAT CHRISTMAS RUSH? 51 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:15,170 HI. OH, SORRY. 52 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:17,290 NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. BYE-BYE. 53 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:20,040 I'M SORRY. I'M HERE. I'M HERE. 54 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,670 OK. 55 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:22,750 I WAS JUST TRYING OUT THIS NEW MEDITATION. 56 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,920 I JUST LOST TRACK OF TIME. 57 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,790 SO HOW DID IT GO WITH JARED? 58 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:28,750 UM, IT WAS AWFUL. I DON'T KNOW WHY 59 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,790 I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE CUSTODY OF MY DOG WITH MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 60 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:32,880 BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME. 61 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,290 HE'S JUST A SELFISH BABY THAT'S GOING THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS 62 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:37,960 10 YEARS BEFORE HE SHOULD. 63 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,420 HE THINKS THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE? 64 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,000 GO. LOOK FOR IT. 65 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,170 JUST LET HIM GO. YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF. 66 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:45,040 RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO THINK. 67 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,000 BUT I FEEL LIKE... I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW 68 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,210 HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT ANYTHING. 69 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,960 IT'S CRAZY. 70 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,330 JUST EMBRACE ALL YOUR FEELINGS. 71 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:54,620 YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK I'M READING. 72 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,250 OK. 73 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,250 YEAH. 74 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:01,380 HI. I'M TRISHA. AND TODAY IS A GREAT DAY BECAUSE I SAID SO. 75 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:04,710 I SAW IT. I MANIFEST IT. IT BECOMES MY REALITY. 76 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:06,460 A GREAT DAY. BOOM. 77 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:09,830 JUST NOW. SEE? 78 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:12,120 COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING? 79 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,170 UNBELIEVABLE. 80 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:23,000 UNBELIEVABLE. 81 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:23,000 I'M SO SORRY. 82 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,330 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 83 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:27,880 YOU ARE A CONSUMMATE CONFECTIONARY. 84 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,120 THAT IS THE BEST CUPCAKE I'VE EVER TASTED. 85 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,170 ABSOLUTELY SUPERLATIVE. 86 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:35,500 COOL. WELL THANK YOU, MISTER... 87 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,000 DENVER. NOLAN DENVER. 88 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,920 ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE. 89 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,330 NEW? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MY FILM? 90 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,620 OH, NO. 91 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,620 STARTS SHOOTING DECEMBER 1. 92 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,960 I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A MOVIE CREW IN TOWN. 93 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,580 SECRET. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING ABOUT MY PRODUCTIONS. 94 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,710 PAPARAZZI POPPING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE. 95 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,580 I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS. 96 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,580 SO CAN YOU TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE? 97 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:00,750 NO. WELL, IT'S AN ARTISTIC FILM. 98 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,290 OH. 99 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,290 IT'S ARTISTIC ACTION FILM. 100 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,120 AN ARTISTIC CHRISTMAS ACTION MOVIE. 101 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,960 STARRING... 102 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,960 AHH. 103 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,580 OOH, I LOVE THOSE. 104 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,500 ME TOO. 105 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,460 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CAN I HIRE YOU TO CATER DESSERT 106 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:14,540 THE FIRST DAY OF FILMING? 107 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,920 WHAT-- 108 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,420 OK. THAT'S-- OK. COOL. SO... 109 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:21,210 THAT'S SO COOL. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? 110 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:24,120 CUPCAKES. ALL OF THEM. 111 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,460 LIKE THESE, THOSE, THOSE ARE GOOD. 112 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:29,210 SUGAR, THESE, CHOCOLATE. AND I WANT THOSE. 113 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:31,380 IS THAT A REAL CAKE? COOKIES. MACADAMIA NUT. CHOCOLATE CHIP. 114 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,500 THAT'S GOOD. THOSE LOOK GOOD. 115 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,500 HERE, TALK TO MY ASSISTANT. 116 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,000 YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY ASSISTANT, YOU CAN CALL ME THERE. 117 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,790 GREAT. 118 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,790 I NEED 1/3 GLUTEN FREE. 1/3 FAT FREE. 119 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,750 1/3 SUGAR FREE. 120 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,330 AND THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 121 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:47,880 MS... 122 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,040 CASSIE. I'M CASSIE. 123 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,500 WE'RE BAKING FOR THE MOVIE! 124 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,920 OH, MY GOD. 125 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,750 AH. 126 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,880 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL GET FAMOUS OFF THIS THING 127 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,960 AND THEY'LL GIVE US ONE OF THOSE TV CUPCAKE SHOWS. 128 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,250 YOU KNOW, THE SHOWS WHERE THEY-- 129 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,830 NEVER MIND. IT'S JUST A JOKE 130 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,580 THAT ANYONE WITH A TELEVISION, OR INTERNET 131 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,620 OR A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF POP CULTURE WOULD UNDERSTAND. 132 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,420 WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TELEVISION. SO I WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 133 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,000 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 134 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,620 WHOO. THIS IS GOOD. SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME? 135 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:33,920 OF COURSE I'M GOING TO HELP YOU 136 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,750 AS SOON AS I GET BACK FROM RETREAT. 137 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,620 OK. RETREAT. WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 138 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,670 THE BOOK I'M READING "LET THE UNIVERSE OPEN YOUR DOOR." 139 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,170 I'M SPENDING A WEEK IMMERSING MYSELF IN A PROGRAM-- 140 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:45,250 POSITIVE THINKING, POSITIVE ACTION, POSITIVE VISUALIZATION. 141 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,250 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. I LEAVE TOMORROW, BACK IN A WEEK. 142 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,960 YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS. YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS. 143 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,880 OK. I'M FREAKING OUT. WHOO. 144 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,000 OK. I CAN DO THIS, RIGHT? I CAN DO THIS. 145 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,170 THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD. 146 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,460 LOOK. BEING BUSY WILL BE GOOD. 147 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,120 YES, I CAN STOP THINKING ABOUT JARED. 148 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,670 START FOCUSING ON YOURSELF. 149 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:01,120 YEAH, I NEED TO MOVE ON. 150 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,750 FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER MAN. 151 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,830 I NEED SOME CUPCAKES. 152 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,830 THAT COULD BE GOOD. 153 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:04,750 DO YOU THINK THIS IS REALLY GOOD? 154 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:05,920 SHH. 155 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,960 WHO? 156 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,210 THERE'S A GUY. HI, THERE. 157 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:11,960 HI. 158 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,290 YOU GUYS OPEN? 159 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,500 CAN WE HELP YOU? 160 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,210 YEAH. I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND TOWN, 161 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,380 AND I HEAR THE RED VELVET CUPCAKES ARE AMAZING. 162 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,380 IT'S MY MOM'S RECIPE. 163 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,960 MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK? 164 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,670 NO. 165 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:44,420 [WHISTLES] 166 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,000 GOOD LOOKING SHOP. 167 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,250 SO YOUR MOM'S RECIPE, HUH? 168 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,920 YEAH. 169 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,330 I'VE EATEN A LOT OF THESE OVER THE YEARS, 170 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,000 SO I'M KIND OF AN EXPERT. 171 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,500 THINK YOUR MOM'S RECIPE'S UP TO THE CHALLENGE? 172 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,790 PROBABLY. YOU CAN TRY ONE. IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 173 00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:59,580 HERE YOU GO. 174 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:02,170 THANK YOU. 175 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,290 I'M LOVING THIS PLACE ALREADY. 176 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,880 HERE GOES. 177 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:14,540 YOU SCARED? 178 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,040 YOU SHOULD BE. 179 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:22,120 [SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS] 180 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,540 WOW... 181 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,540 CASSIE. CASSIE. 182 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,670 WOW... THAT'S... 183 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:47,120 YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 184 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,750 I DON'T WANT YOU CUPCAKES. 185 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,040 I WANT YOU. 186 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,000 WOW. 187 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,380 WOW. 188 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:59,250 WOW. 189 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,960 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EAT ANOTHER DOZEN OF THESE JUST TO MAKE SURE 190 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,000 OF THE FINAL VERDICT. BUT I THINK IT'S LOOKING GOOD FOR YOU. 191 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,120 COOL. 192 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,170 I'LL TAKE A HALF DOZEN. 193 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,080 DO I KNOW YOU? BECAUSE YOU LOOK FAMILIAR? 194 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,380 I GET THAT ALL THE TIME. 195 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,290 ONE OF THOSE FACES. 196 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:17,880 ME TOO. I HAVE PEOPLE SAY THAT TO ME TOO. 197 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,170 I BET. 198 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:22,250 WELL HERE. 199 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,880 I GUESS I SHOULD PAY. 200 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,880 THANKS. 201 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,080 THANK YOU. WOW. 202 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,040 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 203 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,460 I'M CASSIE. 204 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,000 A.J. 205 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,000 A.J. 206 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,540 YEAH, I'LL BE BACK. 207 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,540 COOL. 208 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,540 I'M TRISHA. I KNOW NOBODY CARES RIGHT NOW. 209 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,710 BUT I'M TRISHA. 210 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:47,170 IT'S NICE TO MEET BOTH OF YOU. 211 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,790 SEE YA. 212 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,250 BREATHE. BREATHE. 213 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,790 WHO NEEDS TO BREATHE WITH THAT GUY AROUND? 214 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,790 YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HIS NUMBER. 215 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:06,000 I CAN'T ASK FOR NUMBERS. IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS. 216 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,380 ALL I NEED RIGHT NOW IS BUSINESS. 217 00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:10,790 OH. 218 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:12,460 ZACK! 219 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,620 YO. GENEROUS SISTER. 220 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,250 LIGHT OF MY LIFE. 221 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,880 FRIEND. 222 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,580 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW? 223 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,120 TRISHA. 224 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,290 DID YOU GET EVERYTHING OUT OF THE BATHTUB? 225 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:24,290 I WAS GOING TO. 226 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,960 BUT THEN I REALIZED, IT WOULD JUNK UP THIS ROOM. 227 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,330 BUT THE BATHTUB DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 228 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,540 DID YOU LOOK FOR A JOB? 229 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:40,960 LOOKING. YES. FINDING... 230 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,080 NO. 231 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,330 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HERE FOR, LIKE, TWO MONTHS, SOMETHING? 232 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,960 NO SYMPATHY FOR RECENT COLLEGE GRADUATES ENTERING THE RECESSION? 233 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,380 THAT'S UNFAIR. 234 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,330 NO. WHAT'S UNFAIR IS YOU IN MY SPACE. 235 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,750 OK? SO TOMORROW, YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME AT THE CUPCAKE SHOP. 236 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,250 YOU AND ME. IT'S CHRISTMAS RUSH. 237 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,830 I'M ALLERGIC TO SUGAR AND RETAIL. 238 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,250 IS HE ADOPTED? 239 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,330 YEAH, RIGHT? HE SEEMS LIKE IT. 240 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:09,460 SO YOU REALIZE YOU MAY NEVER SEE A.J. AGAIN, RIGHT? 241 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,120 WHY? WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS STILL? 242 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,170 HOLD ON. 243 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,120 HERE. MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS. 244 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,500 I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HELPING YOU. 245 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,540 BUT I'M REALLY NOT INTO THE WHOLE SELF-HELP BOOK THING. 246 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:29,210 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT. IT'S A NATIONAL BESTSELLER. 247 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,210 HOW CAN 20 MILLION PEOPLE BE WRONG? 248 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,960 DIDN'T THEY SAY THAT ABOUT SMOKING IN THE '50S? 249 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,250 ZIP IT. 250 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,880 SKYLAR ST. JEAN SAYS THIS BOOK CHANGED HER LIFE AND LET HER 251 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,790 FINALLY BE THE PERSON-- WHO IS SKYLAR? WHO CARES? 252 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,040 CASS, SHE'S LIKE A MAJOR MOVIE STAR. 253 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,710 WHATEVER. JUST READ THE BOOK. 254 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:50,750 AND STOP LETTING OPPORTUNITY LITERALLY WALK OUT YOUR DOOR. 255 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:56,000 [POP MUSIC PLAYS] 256 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,880 ANYONE HERE? 257 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880 HEY. 258 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,500 HEY. 259 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,210 BACK FOR MY MORNING SUGAR RUSH. 260 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,380 ANY RECOMMENDATIONS? 261 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:15,080 UM...YEAH, I REALLY LIKE THE CHOCOLATE ONES. 262 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,750 THEY DO LOOK GOOD. 263 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,080 STUPID SINK! 264 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,960 I'M SORRY. 265 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,080 EVERYTHING OK BACK THERE? 266 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,170 YOU NEED A HAND? 267 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,290 WELL, NOT UNLESS YOU FIX SINKS. 268 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,830 SO PROBABLY NOT. 269 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,210 DONE MY SHARE OF HANDIWORK. 270 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,880 REALLY? 271 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880 WANT ME TO TAKE A LOOK? 272 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,880 YEAH. 273 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,040 YEAH. 274 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,120 OK. 275 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,250 OH. 276 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,620 THIS MIGHT TAKE A MINUTE. 277 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,960 SO THE SINK IS BROKEN. 278 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,710 YEAH. WE CAN GET THAT FIXED. 279 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:03,080 DON'T TURN THAT BACK ON. 280 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,330 EVER. 281 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,620 SORRY, YOU'RE SO WET. 282 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,830 THAT'S FUNNY. 283 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,830 DUDE, YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR. 284 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,290 OK. A.J., THIS IS MY BROTHER ZACK. 285 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,000 HAVE WE MET? 286 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,750 WORK IN TIMBER? 287 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,250 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPAY YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 288 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,540 ALL I DID WAS TURN OFF THE WATER. 289 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,120 BUT IF YOU HAVE A TOOLBOX, I COULD... 290 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,500 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THEM TO COME. 291 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,960 WHY DON'T I TAKE A LOOK? 292 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,040 I USED TO DO PLUMBING JOBS BACK IN THE DAY. 293 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,120 OK. WELL, I HEARD THAT IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED. 294 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,210 SO I DON'T KNOW. 295 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:43,880 HEY, I'M ALL ABOUT COMPLICATED. 296 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,210 [RATCHET WINDING] 297 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,380 SO IS IT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT? 298 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:04,040 ACTUALLY NO. WE'RE ALL CLEAR. 299 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,710 CLEAR. THAT'S IT, HUH? 300 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,540 I'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS TO GET THIS THING FIXED. THANK YOU. 301 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,460 HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE. 302 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,880 YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY FELT GOOD. 303 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,960 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING MYSELF. 304 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,380 WELL, I COULD'VE NEVER DONE IT MYSELF. 305 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,460 SO CALL ME GRATEFUL. 306 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:26,040 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TOWN? 307 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580 CHANGE. 308 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,580 CHANGE? 309 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,500 IT'S BEEN A BUSY FEW YEARS. 310 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,960 SO... 311 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,380 COOL OUT A LITTLE BIT. RELAX. 312 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,330 PICK UP A LITTLE SIDE WORK. 313 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,420 WELL, I REALLY NEED HELP. 314 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:43,380 I KNOW YOU LIKE CUPCAKES AND YOU FIX THINGS. SO YOU'RE HIRED. 315 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:48,290 I DON'T KNOW. 316 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:52,880 NO. WELL, I KNOW. I KNOW THAT I REALLY NEED A WORKING KITCHEN 317 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,710 BEFORE CHRISTMAS RUSH. AND YOU JUST FIXED MY SINK WITHOUT 318 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,000 ANY PLUMBER CRACK SHOWING. 319 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,540 AND MY BROTHER IS GOING TO BAIL. 320 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,420 YEAH. 321 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,830 I REALLY, REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. JUST A LITTLE BIT. 322 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,540 JUST UP TO CHRISTMAS, PLEASE? 323 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,750 I'LL DO IT AS LONG AS I GET TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN. 324 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540 OK. 325 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,540 I'M NOT GOOD WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE. 326 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:19,250 OK. DEAL. 327 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,710 GOT YOURSELF A NEW EMPLOYEE. 328 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,120 SO ARE YOU GOOD WITH STOVES? 329 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,750 [POP MUSIC PLAYS] 330 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,670 THINKING ABOUT AUDITIONING TO BE 331 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,420 AN EXTRA FOR THAT MOVIE HERE IN TOWN. 332 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,790 OOH. 333 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,380 UNH. UNH. 334 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420 WHAT IS THAT? 335 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,420 IT'S ME GETTING SHOT. 336 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,670 THOUGHT IT WAS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. 337 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,420 I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID THEY WERE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO GET SHOT. 338 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:34,540 HMM. WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING. 339 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,120 HI. 340 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,580 HEY, GONZO. 341 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,620 HI. 342 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,540 SO IS HE GOOD? HOW WAS HE? 343 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,080 SO LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU... 344 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,880 I TOLD YOU THAT I HAD A THING. 345 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380 YEAH. 346 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,380 THE OTHER DAY. 347 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,580 I WENT TO A SUPPORT GROUP. 348 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,580 IT'S FOR INATTENTIVE PARTNERS. 349 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,670 HERE. SO LET'S MAKE A LIST 350 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,000 OF ALL THE WAYS THAT I HURT YOU. 351 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,460 UM, 352 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,330 NUMBER ONE, I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY. 353 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,120 YES. YOU DID. 354 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,040 NUMBER TWO, I STOOD YOU UP ON OUR ANNIVERSARY 355 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,620 WHEN I FINALLY REMEMBERED IT. 356 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,670 JUST BECAUSE I HAD OTHER FRIENDS IN TOWN. 357 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,880 NBA FINALS. I JUST-- I GOT CARRIED AWAY. 358 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,250 NUMBER THREE, 359 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,670 I BLAMED A LOT OF OUR ARGUMENTS ON YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE. 360 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,210 I CRITICIZED YOU FOR YOUR TERRIBLE DRIVING SKILLS, 361 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,210 AND THAT'S NOT OK. BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 362 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420 REALLY? 363 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,420 NUMBER FIVE. 364 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,170 I NEVER PAID YOU BACK FOR THAT PLANE TICKET YOU BOUGHT ME TO SPAIN, 365 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,500 FIRST CLASS. 366 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,170 YOU MUST HATE ME. 367 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,670 I DON'T-- I DON'T HATE YOU, JARED. 368 00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,120 I WOULD PUNCH ME IN MY THROAT AREA RIGHT HERE. 369 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,830 NOT GONNA PUNCH YOU. 370 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,290 I HAVE ONE MORE THAT I WANT TO SAY. 371 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:02,580 AND THIS IS THE BIG ONE. 372 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,080 YOU KNOW, TRISHA. 373 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,960 YEAH. TRISHA. 374 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,210 SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 375 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,750 YES. 376 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,040 I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT 377 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:18,460 THAT SHE WAS JUST REALLY, REALLY HOT. 378 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:26,040 I DESERVE THAT. 379 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,380 I--THANK YOU. 380 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:33,540 OK. GAS PIPES ARE CLEAN AND CLEAR. 381 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,000 READY TO TAKE THIS BAD BOY OUT. 382 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,420 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE? 383 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,250 SACRAMENTO. 384 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,830 NO. I'M SERIOUS. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE THIS? 385 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,500 WHERE WERE YOU? 386 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,500 GEEZ, ALL THE QUESTIONS... 387 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,500 I'M SERIOUS. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 388 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,540 I WAS HEADING TO L.A. I HAD A BUDDY WITH A CARPENTRY BUSINESS. 389 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,170 I WAS GOING TO HELP HIM OUT. 390 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,290 I COULD GO WHENEVER, SO... 391 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,460 CASS, WE'RE REALLY LOW ON TOILET PAPER. HEY. 392 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960 OK. 393 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,960 JUST FYI. 394 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,790 SORRY. 395 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:10,460 SO YOU'RE A CARPENTER. 396 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,580 I USED TO BE. 397 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,420 NOW I'M JUST KIND OF LOOKING. 398 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,960 LOOKING FOR WHAT? 399 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,710 YOUR SNOWBALL'S GETTING STUCK. 400 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,880 I'M SERIOUS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 401 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,330 WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR LIFE? 402 00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,500 DO YOU...WHAT DO YOU NEED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY? 403 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,750 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT OR NEED. 404 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,380 OK. 405 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,920 MAYBE I JUST GOT TO LIVE A LITTLE. 406 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,210 ENJOY WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME. 407 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,120 BUT YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD. 408 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290 YEAH. 409 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,290 ALTHOUGH. 410 00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,460 I COULD THINK OF ONE THING THAT COULD MAKE IT BETTER. 411 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,580 WHAT'S THAT? 412 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,830 A DIRTY SNOWBALL. 413 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,960 OH, NO...NO. 414 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,920 NO? 415 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210 NO. 416 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,210 OH, MY GOSH. YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 417 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,580 IT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE. 418 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250 I KNEW IT! 419 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,250 OK. 420 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,790 WHY AREN'T YOU SELLING THIS? 421 00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:21,460 I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE 422 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,880 THAT LIKE ANYTHING WITH THE WORD DIRT IN IT IS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. 423 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,670 CHANGE THE NAME. 424 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,250 TO WHAT? 425 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,920 WHAT COULD WE CALL THEM? 426 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,460 SINFUL SNOWBALLS. 427 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,460 PEOPLE LIKE TO BE BAD OVER THE HOLIDAYS. 428 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,250 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE NAUGHTY OR NICE? 429 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,290 NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE NAUGHTINESS IN MY OPINION. 430 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,750 NOT SCARED OF COALS IN YOUR STOCKING? 431 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,500 NO. THANK YOU. 432 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,120 [CLAMORING] 433 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,080 COME ON. YOU GUYS, GET OUT OF HERE. 434 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,080 RIGHT IN THE CAMERA. RIGHT IN THE CAMERA. 435 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,040 SMILE BIG! SMILE BIG! 436 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,380 WHO ARE YOU? 437 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:08,210 LISTEN, I'M SORRY. 438 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:12,380 ALEX! 439 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:21,210 NO! NO! 440 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,210 I KNEW THAT I RECOGNIZED HIM. 441 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:24,580 ME TOO. 442 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,380 HOW COULD YOU GUYS NOT SAY ANYTHING? 443 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,420 ONCE I GOT TO KNOW HIM I SORT OF FORGOT THAT I KNEW HIM. 444 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,960 I LEAVE THE RETREAT, WHICH WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY. 445 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,540 THANKS FOR ASKING. 446 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,960 AND I CHECK MY PHONE. AND WHAT DO I SEE? 447 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,420 YOU MAKING OUT WITH ALEX GRAY. 448 00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,620 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. 449 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,790 BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS IN THE WORLD. 450 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,790 AND OBVIOUSLY INTO YOU. 451 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:46,210 A MOVIE STAR. A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR. I FEEL SO STUPID. 452 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,580 IT'S LIKE I'M LIKE SOME SMALL TOWN GROUPIE 453 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:49,540 THAT HE CAN JUST ROMANCE AND THEN TAKE OFF. 454 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,580 WHO'S SKYLAR ST. JEAN? 455 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,460 ALEX'S EX-FIANCEE, REMEMBER? I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER. 456 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,080 SHE'S THE ONE THAT GOT INTO THE UNIVERSE BOOK. 457 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,710 OH, DUMPED HIM. OH MY GOSH. 458 00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:02,330 SHE IS A TOTAL BABE. 459 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,000 SHE'S SO PRETTY. 460 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,380 I WOULD NEVER HAVE A CHANCE COMPARED TO HER. 461 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:24,620 MAN: ♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 462 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,080 ♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 463 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,250 MERRY CHRISTMAS, OFFICER. 464 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,330 CHRISTMAS? 465 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,330 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 466 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:36,830 YOU LOOK AROUND, YOU SEE LIGHTS, TREES, PRESENTS. 467 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:38,460 ALL THAT GOOD CHEER CRAP. 468 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,210 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE PAST THE PRESENTS 469 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,000 AND PAST THE WRAPPING PAPER 470 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,460 AND I SEE A WORLD THAT IS QUICKLY FALLING APART. 471 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:49,000 AND CUT. 472 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,920 YOU OK? I DIDN'T HURT YOU, DID IT? 473 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330 THAT WAS AWESOME. 474 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,330 THANKS. 475 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,210 YOU GUYS ALL DID GREAT. GOOD JOB. 476 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,920 WHEW. TURN AROUND. TAKE FIVE. 477 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,080 I CAN SO DO THAT. 478 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,540 I CAN CAROL. I CAN GET SHOVED AROUND BY ALEX GRAY. 479 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,380 SO GO DO IT THEN. 480 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,500 I WILL. 481 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,710 REALLY SOON. 482 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,210 YEAH. 483 00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,580 YOU. 484 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:28,580 REALLY? 485 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,580 I WANT TO HIRE YOU. 486 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:34,080 THE OFFICIAL DESSERT CATERER OF "THE LAST CHRISTMAS CAROL." 487 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,380 WE WRAP CHRISTMAS EVE. 488 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:39,080 THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 489 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,170 BUT I ACTUALLY MAKE ALL MY YEARLY INCOME AT AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME. 490 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:46,790 AND IF I'M NOT AT THE SHOP THEN IT'S SETTING ME UP FOR LIKE A DISASTER. 491 00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:50,040 AND NEXT YEAR WITH EVERYTHING. SO... 492 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,040 WE'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE THE PRICE. 493 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,420 SURE. 494 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,170 YOU GOING TO HELP ME? 495 00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,420 OF COURSE I'M GOING TO HELP. 496 00:25:57,420 --> 00:26:00,500 HEY, CASS. 497 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,920 I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 498 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,750 I'D REALLY LOVE ONE OF THOSE CUPCAKES AND A CHANCE TO TALK. 499 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:07,710 I RALLY DON'T HAVE ANY TIME. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO. 500 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:08,830 I HAVE TO BAKE THESE THINGS. YOUR DIRECTOR OR WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM... 501 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,620 YOU HAVE TIME. YOU'RE GOOD. 502 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,540 WE GOT YOU COVERED. 503 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:15,250 PERFECT. WELL JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN. 504 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,120 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 505 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,170 IN MY TRAILER. WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. IT'S AIR CONDITIONED. 506 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,880 HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME? 507 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,290 WHAT EXACTLY DID I LIE ABOUT? 508 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,960 YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR. 509 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,330 I DIDN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. JUST LEFT THAT PART OUT. 510 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,380 THAT'S THE SAME THING. EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME, IT'S NOT TRUE. 511 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,830 A.J. A.J.? 512 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,790 MY FRIENDS CALL ME A.J. 513 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,790 MY DAD'S NAME'S ALEX. 514 00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:41,500 GROWING UP, I HELPED HIM DO PLUMBING JOBS, CARPENTRY STUFF. 515 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,380 I THOUGHT I WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR SO I MOVED OUT TO HOLLYWOOD 516 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,920 SO YOU FOUND THE NOBODY GIRL 517 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,330 AND JUST USED YOUR HANDIWORK STUFF ON ME. 518 00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:53,790 NO. CASSIE, I-- 519 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,210 I CAME HERE BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM L.A. 520 00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,710 I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THE PAPARAZZI. 521 00:26:57,710 --> 00:27:00,790 I WASN'T PLANNING ON MEETING ANYBODY. 522 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,830 AND DENVER TELLS ME CHECK OUT THIS CUPCAKE PLACE. 523 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,790 I WALK IN AND THERE YOU ARE. 524 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,920 AND FOR SOME REASON, YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON ON THE PLANET 525 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,250 WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM. 526 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,250 YOU MUST THINK I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 527 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,620 NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMAZING. 528 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,830 IT'S GREAT. I CAN BE THE GUY I USED TO BE. 529 00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:20,790 THE ONE WHO FIXES GAS PIPES OR WATER DRIPPINGS. 530 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:24,750 SO YOU CAME HERE JUST FOR YOUR MOVIE. AND THEN WHAT? 531 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,460 YOU WERE JUST NEVER GOING TO COME BACK? 532 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:29,170 NO. 533 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,120 I GUESS I REALLY HADN'T THOUGHT THAT FAR THROUGH. 534 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,080 WELL, I NEED SOMEBODY THAT THINKS THOSE KIND OF THINGS THROUGH, 535 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,250 SOMEBODY THAT IS HONEST WITH ME, SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TRUST. 536 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,620 WAIT A SECOND. I'M NOT JARED. 537 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,750 WHAT ABOUT JARED? 538 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:43,040 I ASKED TRISHA, AND I MAY HAVE SEEN YOU GUYS TRADING OFF 539 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,290 YOUR DOG IN THE ALLEY. 540 00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:45,960 THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD. 541 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,540 YES. IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. 542 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,710 THAT-- 543 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:54,040 I REALLY LIKE YOU. AND I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 544 00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,080 WELL, YOU CAN JUST KNOW THAT I'M NOBODY AND YOU'RE SOMEBODY. 545 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,380 AND THIS IS JUST NEVER GOING TO WORK. 546 00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:16,540 WHAT? OH. 547 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,960 NO, DON'T. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING. 548 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,830 HE WAS DATING THREE GIRLS AT ONCE 549 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,710 AND NONE OF THEM KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER? 550 00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:26,500 HE USED TO GET INTO FIGHTS, LOTS OF THEM. 551 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,380 OH. OH, HE WAS ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES. 552 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,040 AND HE KNOCKED OUT HIS PAROLE OFFICER. 553 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,250 IT DOESN'T MATTER, OK. IT'S OVER. I TOLD YOU. 554 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,000 BUT HE'S TRYING TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT. 555 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,750 HE'S VOLUNTEERING AT A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 556 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,000 AND HE SAYS THAT HE'S HOPING FOR A SECOND CHANCE. 557 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,080 DUDES, GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AS AN EXTRA ON "THE LAST CHRISTMAS CAROL?" 558 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,170 I VISUALIZED THE JOB ON SET AND I GOT IT. 559 00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:50,170 SAY HELLO TO VICTIM NUMBER TWO. 560 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290 COOL. MOVE OUT NOW. 561 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,290 BABY STEPS. 562 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,540 WAIT. THIS IS PERFECT. 563 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,920 NOW ZACK CAN SPY ON ALEX. 564 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080 EW. 565 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,080 WHOA. WHOA. 566 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,830 ONLY IF IT DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH MY METHOD. 567 00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:04,580 NO. NOBODY'S SPYING ON ANYONE. 568 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,670 YOU GUYS, HE HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT. 569 00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:08,750 DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT! 570 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:11,790 "FEELING KIND OF BLUE. DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYBODY. 571 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,040 BUT I LOST SOMEBODY IMPORTANT TO ME ANYWAY." 572 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,580 THE TIME STAMP IS 3:17PM. 573 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,380 ISN'T THAT WHEN HE LEFT HIS TRAILER? 574 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,880 OH, MY GOD. HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU. 575 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,460 COME ON, WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME? 576 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080 BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU. 577 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,080 AND? 578 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,210 SOMETIMES THERE IS NO "AND," CASS. 579 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,420 HEY. 580 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,830 I'M READING THAT. 581 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,540 SERIOUSLY? GUYS? 582 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,170 CASS, GIVE IT HERE. 583 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,710 ZACK, THIS IS MY LIFE. 584 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:52,000 ALL RIGHT, THE KITCHEN IS ON THE FRITZ AND WE ARE UNDERSTAFFED. 585 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,250 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUPCAKE? THANK YOU. 586 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:59,170 ALL RIGHT. CHOCOLATE. THANK YOU. 587 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:01,380 WHERE'S ZACK AND TRISHA? 588 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,460 DON'T KNOW. ZACK HAS A JOB AND TRISHA'S DOING MORE VISUALIZATION. 589 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,790 OOH. GAS VALVE'S ON THE FRITZ AGAIN? 590 00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,210 YEAH. 591 00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,500 OK. TAKE 10 PEOPLE. WE'RE GOING BACK. 592 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,880 HEY, WE'LL BE-- 593 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080 CASS? 594 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080 WHAT? 595 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,250 LET ME HELP YOU. 596 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,460 NO, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 597 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,920 I KNOW I HAVE SOME BAGGAGE, OK? 598 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000 I'M SURE YOU'VE READ-- 599 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000 YEAH. YOU DO. 600 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,540 NOT EVERYTHING THEY WRITE IS TRUE. 601 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,420 OK. SO YOU DIDN'T GET WRITTEN UP FOR PROBATION 602 00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:26,170 FOR FIGHTING AN AUSTRALIAN RUGBY TEAM? 603 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,620 OK. THAT ONE'S TRUE. BUT SOME OF THE OTHER AREN'T. 604 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,120 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LOOK. I'M SORRY, OK? 605 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,330 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DECEIVE YOU. 606 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,670 BUT YOU NEED HELP HERE. SO LET ME HELP YOU. 607 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,670 OK. FINE. I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE SINK. 608 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,540 I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE OVEN. 609 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,750 I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THE FRIDGE. IT'S ACTING UP AGAIN. 610 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,120 AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY NEED HELP 611 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,080 WITH THE CHRISTMAS WREATHS ON THE CUPCAKES. 612 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,330 WREATHS. I LOVE WREATHS. PERFECT. I WILL DO IT. ABUSE ME. I LIKE IT. 613 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710 GO. 614 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,710 OK. 615 00:30:49,710 --> 00:30:52,040 OK. OK. I HAVE TO GO. 616 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,080 WHOA. SHE'S SO HOT. 617 00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,420 YOU DON'T GET TIRED OF CUPCAKES ALL THE TIME? 618 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,000 NO. IT'S THE NAME OF THE STORE AND IF IT SELLS, SELL IT. 619 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,620 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY A SINFUL SNOWBALL. 620 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,710 NEVER KNOW. IT COULD BE LEGIT. 621 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,670 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. WE'LL SEE. 622 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:12,380 HEY, CASS, SORRY I'M LATE. 623 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:15,040 HEY, I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS GUY LAST NIGHT. 624 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,540 HE WAS WEARING A BERET AND HE WAS PAINTING 625 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,210 SNOW-CAPPED FORESTS WITH BOB ROSS. 626 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:22,830 I MISS THAT LITTLE UNDERBITE. GIVE ME A KISS. 627 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,420 ALEX GRAY. 628 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,790 WHAT? 629 00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:35,750 YEAH. ALEX, THIS IS JARED. 630 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,120 JARED, HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, BUDDY. 631 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,710 YEAH. 632 00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,120 I--I-- 633 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,290 GOOD JOB ON YOUR LAST FILM. THAT WAS A COOL VAMPIRE MOVIE. 634 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:50,210 THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT. 635 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,920 NO. MY FRIEND SAW IT. SAID THAT THE GIRL WAS REALLY GOOD IN IT. 636 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,710 THANK YOU. 637 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:55,710 QUESTION THOUGH FOR AN ACTOR. 638 00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,880 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE THE ABS, DO THEY REALLY PAINT THOSE ON? 639 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,040 SERIOUS QUESTION. 640 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,290 UM, WELL, I CAN'T SPEAK FROM-- 641 00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:04,460 MINE ARE REAL, YES. 642 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,880 I'LL LET YOU GUYS-- 643 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,120 I'M JUST ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 644 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,210 I'VE NEVER MET A CELEBRITY BEFORE. 645 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,790 THAT'S CRAZY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 646 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,540 YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY. 647 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,170 HEY, COME HERE. 648 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,460 WHAT'S ALEX GRAY DOING IN YOUR KITCHEN? 649 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:21,420 'CAUSE I CAN HELP YOU GET HIM OUT OF HERE IF YOU WANT. 650 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,920 NO. THAT'S WEIRD. HE'S MY FRIEND. 651 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,580 SO LIKE WHAT KIND OF FRIEND? 652 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,120 LIKE A FRIEND. A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS? 653 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,580 HE'S FRIEND. HE'S A FRIEND FRIEND. 654 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:36,170 I'VE BEEN THINKING. I THINK THAT MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE. 655 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,960 YOU KIDDING? OH, MY GOD. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 656 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,460 HOLD ON. WAIT. THEN WE'LL TALK TOMORROW. 657 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,830 IT'S A DATE. 658 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,040 IT'S NOT A DATE. 659 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,000 IT'S DEFINITELY A DATE. 660 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,960 IT'S NOT. THAT'S SO WEIRD. 661 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,420 SEE YA. OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO FUNNY. 662 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,960 YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME LAUGH. 663 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,880 THERE'S JUST SO MUCH HISTORY THAT WE HAVE. 664 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,830 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 665 00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540 SEE YA. 666 00:32:57,830 --> 00:32:59,540 SEE YA. 667 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,210 GOOD LUCK WITH STUFF. 668 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,170 YOU TOO, JARED. 669 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,080 WOW. THE GUY'S A TOOL. 670 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,170 WELL, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T FALL ASLEEP AT DOG PARKS. 671 00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:16,330 YOU REALLY ARE LOOKING UP EVERYTHING ON ME, HUH? 672 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:19,500 SEARCH AWAY. JUST MEANS YOU'RE INTERESTED. 673 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,170 NO I'M NOT. I HAVE TO GO. 674 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,540 HOLD IT. 675 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,210 WASN'T A DOG PARK. 676 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,790 IT WAS MY NEIGHBOR'S FRONT LAWN. 677 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,880 HELLO, LITTLE CHILD. YOU WILL BE NEXT TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP. 678 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,080 ARE YOU EXCITED? 679 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,500 NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU THINK IT'S MY FIRST TIME, FRECKLE FACE? 680 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,670 HO, HO, HO. 681 00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:44,750 AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, LITTLE MAN? 682 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:48,290 I WANT "CODE DEATH" AND "OPERATION: ANNIHILATION." 683 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:50,380 EVERYBODY GET DOWN! 684 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,040 I'M POLICE. 685 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,290 DENVER: CUT. 686 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,750 HEY, NICE JOB. 687 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,420 [INDISTINCT] CHANGED MY TIRE IN THE PARKING LOT TODAY. 688 00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,290 FINALLY GOT HIS HANDS DIRTY. 689 00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:06,790 SO MANDY WAS HITTING ON ALEX AT THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT. 690 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,540 HE TOTALLY SHUT HER OFF. 691 00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:11,120 I MEAN, I HEAR HE'S INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE. 692 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,580 LUCKY HER, HE'S SO CUTE. 693 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,380 HE IS. 694 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,880 UNIVERSE, IF THIS IS YOU, YOU ARE SO NOT SUBTLE. 695 00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,460 NO. 696 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,250 HEY, CASSIE, DELIVERY FOR YOU. 697 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,380 HEY, THANK YOU. 698 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,380 NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 699 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,290 THERE YOU GO. 700 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:34,960 THANKS. 701 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,170 OH, HANDS OFF! 702 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,920 WHATEVER. 703 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,460 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 704 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,250 OK. WHAT IS THIS? 705 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,380 YOU DESERVE SOME SPARKLE IN YOUR LIFE. 706 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:57,790 [GASP] 707 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,960 OK. SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 708 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,710 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 709 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,000 I'M GONNA GIVE IT BACK. 710 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,500 COME ON, AT LEAST GIVE IT TO CHARITY. 711 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,120 GIVE IT TO ME. 712 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,670 I'M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU. NO, NO, NO. 713 00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:16,080 I'M GIVING IT BACK. 714 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,380 YOU ARE NO FUN AT ALL, I TELL YOU WHAT. 715 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:23,460 HELLO? 716 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,330 HEY. 717 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:28,500 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 718 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,880 WHY WOULD YOU GET ME THIS? 719 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,790 BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE THAT. 720 00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:36,460 NO. I AM NOT A MOVIE STAR WALKING ON A RED CARPET. 721 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:40,170 I'M A BAKER. I HAVE FLOUR, SUGAR ALL OVER ME 24/7. 722 00:35:40,170 --> 00:35:43,620 THE LAST TIME I WORE A DRESS WAS AT MY AUNT'S WEDDING A YEAR AGO. 723 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,790 AND I'M... I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM. 724 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,330 THEY'RE DIAMOND EARRINGS. I'M GOING TO BAKE THEM. 725 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:49,750 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT ME? 726 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,540 I'M SORRY. THIS IS REALLY NICE. 727 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,250 JUST TOO NICE FOR ME. 728 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,960 YOU'RE AMAZING. 729 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,620 I JUST THREATENED YOU PHYSICALLY WITH JEWELRY. 730 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,120 OTHER WOMEN I HAVE DATED HAVE BEEN 731 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,750 IMPRESSED BY EXPENSIVE THINGS. 732 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,620 BUT YOU ARE NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN. 733 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,460 I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 734 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:14,670 UNH. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN TOTALLY CRAZY. 735 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,040 IT'S OK. BUT JUST KNOW THAT IT'S OK 736 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,420 TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU. 737 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,830 YOU DESERVE IT. 738 00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,750 OK. BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME, 739 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,960 GET ME A PLUMBER OR COMFY SHOES. 740 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,580 SINK FROM THE SHOP OUT AGAIN? 741 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:32,170 NO, IT'S AT MY HOUSE. AND I WANT TO TAKE A BATH 742 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:33,960 AND MY BROTHER'S CRAP'S ALWAYS IN THE TUB BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 743 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:38,460 AND MY FEET HURT. AND YOU'RE CHARMING AND GORGEOUS. 744 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:39,920 YOU THINK I'M GORGEOUS. 745 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,580 YES. AND YOU STRESS ME OUT. 746 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:44,420 STRESS YOU OUT. OK. WHAT CAN I DO? 747 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:46,540 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 748 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:51,540 YOU COULD--YOU COULD STOP BEING AWESOME. 749 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,290 AND I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO GO. 750 00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:05,580 THANK YOU. 751 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,250 OH, MY GOSH, I'M ON A MOVIE SET. THIS IS CRAZY. 752 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,920 HI. 753 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,420 I HAD TO SHOW THEM MY ID. IT'S CRAZY. 754 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,830 HA HA. I FEEL FANCY. 755 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,620 SO, CASSIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING. WE SHOULD BE CREATIVE 756 00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,500 WITH OUR GIFTS THIS YEAR. LET'S DO ARTS AND CRAFTS. 757 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:19,290 LET'S DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 758 00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:23,290 UH, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO ANYTHING THIS YEAR. 759 00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:24,920 NOTHING? 760 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,120 GONZO, WHO WANTS A TUMMY RUB? 761 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,830 WHO WANTS A TUMMY RUB? 762 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,540 OH, HE LOVES TUMMY RUBS. 763 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:36,040 OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY THAT I KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE'S MY DOG. 764 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,290 HE'S CASSIE'S DOG, ISN'T HE? 765 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,290 YOU BROKE UP WITH HER. 766 00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:43,080 I'M JUST CURIOUS HOW YOU HAVE A CLAIM OVER THE LITTLE GUY. 767 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,330 I'M STILL ATTACHED TO THE DOG, OK? 768 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,620 WE GO WAY BACK. WE HAVE HISTORY. 769 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,380 AND HE HAS FEELINGS TOO. AND I'M NOT JUST GOING TO RUN AWAY. 770 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,790 I GET IT. YOU FEEL STUPID ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH CASSIE. 771 00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:54,460 AND YOU'RE USING THE DOG AS A WAY OF TRYING TO GET HER BACK. 772 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,880 WOW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 773 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,620 AND YOU'RE ASSUMING ALL THIS STUFF. WHAT ARE YOU, MY SHRINK? 774 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,790 JUST CALLING IT LIKE I SEE IT. 775 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,620 ALEX-- 776 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,920 I'VE KNOWN CASSIE FOR FOUR YEARS. 777 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,790 I'VE KNOW GONZO SINCE HE WAS A PUPPY. 778 00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:07,880 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR WHAT, A WEEK AND THREE DAYS? 779 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,540 HOW MANY WEEKS AND THREE DAYS ARE THERE IN FOUR YEARS? 780 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:13,040 OK. GUYS, PLEASE STOP. 781 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960 PROBABLY LIKE 230-ISH. 782 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960 TRUE. 783 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,040 DO THE MATH. 784 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,460 NEVER BEEN MY STRONG SUIT. 785 00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:20,710 HEY, THERE'S A BASKETBALL COURT. YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BASKETBALL WITH ME? 786 00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420 I'D LOVE TO PLAY. 787 00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:23,420 REALLY? 788 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540 YEAH! 789 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,540 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 790 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,540 I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN, SUPERSTAR. 791 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,880 ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? 792 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,790 HA HA. AM I READY? 793 00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,290 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 794 00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:35,830 I ALWAYS COME READY, IDIOT! 795 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,880 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I JUST CALLED YOU AN IDIOT. 796 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,420 I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S PEOPLE ON THIS SET THAT LIKE YOU. 797 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,420 I DON'T. LET'S PLAY, MAN. 798 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,880 YOU'RE GETTING RIDICULOUSLY CLOSE TO ME RIGHT NOW. 799 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,790 HOW CLOSE CAN I GET UNTIL IT GETS WEIRD, HUH? 800 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,790 YOU FEELING WEIRDED OUT RIGHT NOW? 801 00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:48,210 DEFINITELY WEIRD. 802 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,670 LET'S TAKE IT OUT ON THE COURT, BUDDY. 803 00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:51,000 LET'S DO IT. WE WON'T GET THAT CLOSE. 804 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,420 LET'S STRETCH FIRST TO BE SAFE. 805 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,460 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FAMOUS. YOU THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE. 806 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,420 I'M ABOUT TO TOUCH YOU ALL OVER, FOOL. 807 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080 WHAT? 808 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,080 SHUT UP. 809 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,080 ALEX? ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHO IS THIS GUY? 810 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,540 I SAY WE GO ONE ON ONE. 811 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,790 YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? 812 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,540 WANT SOME MUSCLE? READY FOR THIS? 813 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,880 [CHATTER] 814 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,790 [CHEERING] 815 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,460 [CHEERING] 816 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,710 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 817 00:40:37,670 --> 00:40:40,460 WHERE'S CASSIE? 818 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,830 YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH HER, MAN. 819 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:46,750 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DUMPED HER. 820 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,460 NICE GOING, BUDDY. 821 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,710 YOU GOT LUCKY. HOME COURT ADVANTAGE. 822 00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:59,000 TWO GUYS TRYING TO SHOW OFF FOR YOU. 823 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,080 SOUNDS KIND OF HOT. 824 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,000 YEAH, I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF HOT. 825 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,120 CASSIE DRAKE? 826 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,170 I'M MONIQUE AND I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL UNIQUE, 827 00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:10,250 TO SOOTHE THOSE TIRED TOES AND SHOW YOU 828 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,250 SOME FABULOUS OPTIONS IN FOOTWEAR, GIRL. 829 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,500 OH, I... 830 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,330 WHAT IS THIS? 831 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:18,500 ALMOST FORGOT. 832 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,210 FROM SOMEONE SPECIAL. 833 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:30,460 YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF GIVING THIS ONE BACK. 834 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,710 I'M GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS. 835 00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:34,290 WELL, COME ON, GIRL. 836 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:39,120 ♪ SLEIGH BELLS ARE RINGING ♪ 837 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,330 "KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR OPPORTUNITIES AND OPEN DOORS WILL FOLLOW." 838 00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:11,830 DON'T BUY ANY OF THAT JUNK, ZACK. 839 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:15,580 OH, I'M NOT. IT'S JUST STUPID. 840 00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,080 SO HEY. 841 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,750 I WAS THINKING, CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. 842 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:25,170 AND I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER THAT WELL, 843 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,210 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU THINK CASSIE MIGHT LIKE? 844 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,920 CASSIE'S A REALLY DIFFICULT PERSON TO SHOP FOR. 845 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,290 YEAH. I KNOW. 846 00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:33,790 BUT EVERYONE NEEDS SOMETHING. 847 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:36,960 ZACK, WHAT DOES CASSIE NEED? 848 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,580 AN OFF BUTTON. 849 00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,580 DUDE, THINK. 850 00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,080 NO, FOR REAL. SHE'S ALWAYS SO BUSY RUNNING AROUND 851 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,880 HELPING EVERYBODY ELSE BUT HERSELF. 852 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,080 SHE NEVER REALLY GIVES HERSELF TIME TO RELAX. 853 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,040 I SEE THAT. 854 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,380 BUT GETTING BACK TO ME, WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A BIGGER CLOSET. 855 00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,960 'CAUSE CASSIE'S BATHTUB IS TOO SMALL. 856 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460 BATHTUB? 857 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,460 YEAH. 858 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,120 I GOT A LOT OF JUNK. 859 00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,670 HEY, WANT TO JOIN US? 860 00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:11,460 UH, NO. THANKS. I ACTUALLY CAN'T. 861 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:15,170 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE WHOLE MANI/PEDI 862 00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,120 AND THE SHOE GAL THING. 863 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,880 YOU GET A GOOD PAIR? 864 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,960 I DID. THANK YOU. 865 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,000 MY FEET FEEL FABULOUS. 866 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880 WELL, YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 867 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,670 I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 868 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,710 I'M JUST REALLY GLAD THIS DIDN'T UPSET YOU THIS TIME. 869 00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,500 NO. IT WAS REALLY THOUGHTFUL. 870 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290 HEY, ZACK. 871 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,290 YO. 872 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,750 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO THE CUPCAKE SHOP. 873 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960 SEE YA. 874 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,960 SEE YA. 875 00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:49,250 SO... 876 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,330 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. 877 00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:54,290 BUT... 878 00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:56,170 I'D NEED ANOTHER LINE IN THE MOVIE. 879 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,580 DONE. 880 00:43:58,580 --> 00:43:59,960 I MIGHT NEED TWO. 881 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,750 DONE. 882 00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,330 I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE LOVE SCENE. 883 00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:04,750 DON'T PUSH IT. 884 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,080 FIVE LINES AND YOU HELP ME WITH CASSIE? 885 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,040 DEAL. 886 00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:14,210 YOU GET THAT? GIVE HIM FIVE LINES. 887 00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,330 MAYBE A KISS. 888 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,380 HELLO, THERE. 889 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,540 HELLO. 890 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:43,960 WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE GOING ON ANOTHER RETREAT? 891 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,080 WHAT? NO. NOT GOING ON RETREAT. 892 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,920 THIS IS ZACK'S STUFF. 893 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,080 IS ZACK GOING ON A RETREAT? 894 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,670 ARE YOU READY? 895 00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:55,000 ZACK: SEND HER UP, I'M READY. 896 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,710 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME WITH ME? 897 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,420 AND OPEN. 898 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,080 WHAT? 899 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,710 WHAT? IS THIS REAL? 900 00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:13,460 YEAH. THIS IS YOUR NEW BATHROOM NOW. 901 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:16,580 IT'S SO GIRLY IN HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO PEE. 902 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,920 YOU SNEAKY GIRL. 903 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,750 ALEX. 904 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,710 THIS IS YOUR DAY OFF. 905 00:45:25,710 --> 00:45:27,040 EXCUSE US. 906 00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,540 YEAH. THANK YOU. 907 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,000 HEY. YOU HAPPY? 908 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,250 YEAH, I LOVE IT. 909 00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:48,750 SO IS IT TRUE THAT YOU MET SKYLAR 910 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,880 BY SHOWING UP DRUNK AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY 911 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,250 AND THEN FACE-PLANTING INTO HER BIRTHDAY CAKE? 912 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,750 IT'S OK. 913 00:45:55,750 --> 00:46:00,620 ONLY 70% OF THOSE ONLINE STORIES ARE TRUE. 914 00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:02,500 THAT ONE IS 100% TRUE. 915 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,290 I WAS DRINKING A LOT BACK THEN. 916 00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:08,620 AND THINKING THINGS THROUGH WAS KIND OF ALWAYS A PROBLEM FOR ME. 917 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,960 DUDE, SO BEEN THERE. 918 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,920 SO AFTER A FEW ROUNDS OF COURT-APPOINTED COUNSELING, 919 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,040 I GUESS YOU START ASKING YOURSELF 920 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,170 DO THEY LIKE ME FOR ME OR DO THEY LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS? 921 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,210 YOU'RE A COOL DUDE. 922 00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,750 AND HEY, EVERYONE GOES ON A BENDER 923 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,080 AND DOES DUMB THINGS AT LEAST ONCE. 924 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,040 YEAH? WELL, LET'S HEAR IT, GUYS. 925 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,750 BECAUSE EVERYONE OF MY BAD DAYS IS SPLASHED ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 926 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,670 COME ON, DISH UP THE DIRT. 927 00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,120 WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS GONE? WHAT'S THE WORST THING 928 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,380 THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? TELL YOU WHAT? 929 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:46,080 IF YOU GUYS SPILL, THE REWARD IS THE NEWLY FAMOUS SINFUL SNOWBALL. 930 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080 BOTH: I WAS ARRESTED FOR STREAKING. 931 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,170 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 932 00:46:53,170 --> 00:46:55,080 I DON'T KNOW. 933 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,540 HOW ABOUT THE TIME JARED DUMPED YOU? 934 00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,210 YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET. 935 00:46:59,210 --> 00:47:01,290 YOU THREW ALL HIS CLOTHES ON THE FRONT LAWN. 936 00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:04,380 YEAH, MOST BREAKUPS ARE PRETTY DRAMATIC. 937 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:07,790 WHEN I GOT DUMPED, I FELT SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE STOMACH 938 00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:09,250 AND POURED GASOLINE DOWN MY THROAT. 939 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,830 COULDN'T EAT FOR WEEKS. 940 00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,210 YEAH, I THINK THE MORNINGS WERE THE HARDEST FOR ME. 941 00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:16,170 I'D GO THROUGH FEELING REALLY BITTER AND ANGRY. 942 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:20,710 AND...YOU KNOW, FEELING LIKE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 943 00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:22,330 I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 944 00:47:22,330 --> 00:47:24,170 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR ME. 945 00:47:24,170 --> 00:47:26,920 DID YOU DELETE ALL THE PHOTOS OFF THE COMPUTER? 946 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,830 I DID. YES. I DID. 947 00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,830 AND THEN FOUR MONTHS LATER THEY ARE IN THE TRASH. 948 00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:33,750 RIGHT? THEY DON'T DELETE. YOU GOT TO DO IT TWICE. 949 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,750 AND THEY'RE STILL THERE. 950 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,920 BUT GOOD RIDDANCE, RIGHT? 951 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,670 MMM. INDEED. MOVING ON. 952 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,040 YOU'RE GOOD AT DISHES TOO, ARE YOU? 953 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,960 SO? 954 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,210 IT WAS SERIOUSLY AMAZING, THANK YOU. 955 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,960 I JUST... 956 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,710 WHAT? 957 00:48:31,710 --> 00:48:35,170 I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASSUMED ANYTHING WITH YOU. 958 00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:36,330 AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE 959 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,830 AND THAT THIS COULD NEVER WORK. 960 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:40,920 AND YOU MADE THAT SO HARD 961 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,670 BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY NICE AND YOU DIDN'T RUN. 962 00:48:44,670 --> 00:48:48,830 AND I DON'T KNOW, YOU KIND OF FIXED MY BATHTUB AND MY ENTIRE HOUSE. 963 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,750 SINFUL SNOWBALLS ARE HUGE AT MY STORE. 964 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:53,540 DUDE, I TOLD YOU. 965 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,330 I DON'T KNOW. I WANT TO START WITH NEW THINGS. 966 00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:57,540 AND THAT'S GOOD OF YOU. 967 00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,120 OK. 968 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,290 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 969 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,120 BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOU. 970 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,330 OH. OK. 971 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:14,000 WELL, I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO. 972 00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:18,620 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE PUTTING MY PHOTOS ON THE INTERNET. 973 00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,710 I HAVE A REALLY BORING LIFE. 974 00:49:20,710 --> 00:49:25,120 BUT, UH...THANK YOU. BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THIS FOR ME BEFORE. 975 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,880 SO IT'S REALLY NICE. 976 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,420 I LIKE DOING THINGS FOR YOU. 977 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,290 I KNOW IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG. 978 00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:34,330 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN A LONG, LONG TIME. 979 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,880 ME TOO. 980 00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:56,460 OK. I'M GOING TO LEAVE. 981 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,040 OK. 982 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,290 'CAUSE I WANT TO. BUT UH... 983 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:02,080 I WANT TO BE A GENTLEMAN. 984 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,710 OK. GOOD NIGHT. 985 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:05,670 SEE YA TOMORROW. 986 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,920 [GASP] 987 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,000 HEH HEH. 988 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,880 IT'S ALL GOOD, GUYS. 989 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,170 NIGHT. 990 00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:23,580 BYE. 991 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:25,250 YOU'RE SO QUICK. 992 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,120 ALEX. 993 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,380 SKYLAR. 994 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:39,170 HI, BABY. 995 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,750 SURPRISE. 996 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,920 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 997 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,580 I'M YOUR NEW CO-STAR. 998 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,540 WHAT? 999 00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,120 OH, DON'T BE MAD. I MADE NOLAN PROMISE NOT TO SPILL 1000 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,080 BECAUSE I WANTED TO TELL YOU MYSELF. 1001 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,170 WHAT HAPPENED TO, UH-- 1002 00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:56,830 SHE DECIDED TO GO AND DIG WELLS IN HAITI FOR CHRISTMAS. 1003 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,580 SHE'S SO OUTREACH MINDED. I LOVE HER. 1004 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,420 IS THIS SUGAR FREE? 1005 00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,670 YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. 1006 00:51:03,670 --> 00:51:06,120 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I HAVE TO STAY HERE. 1007 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,790 IT'S PART OF MY DEAL. 1008 00:51:07,790 --> 00:51:10,250 PLUS, THE REST OF THE HOTEL IS SOLD OUT BECAUSE... 1009 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:14,920 BUT YOU AND I HAVE SO MUCH WE NEED TO CATCH UP ON ANYWAY. 1010 00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:19,210 CUT. BRILLIANT. 1011 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:29,790 OOH. 1012 00:52:29,790 --> 00:52:31,330 LET ME HELP YOU UP THERE. 1013 00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,380 THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE VISUALIZED. 1014 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,500 YOU DID GREAT. 1015 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,170 THANKS. 1016 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000 THANK YOU. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 1017 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170 GOOD. 1018 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,170 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1019 00:52:47,170 --> 00:52:50,540 HEY. YOU OK? 1020 00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:53,670 LOOK, I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU, BUT, YOU ONLY HAVE A CELL PHONE. 1021 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,750 SKYLAR'S HERE. 1022 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,380 YEAH, I KNOW. THEY CAST HER LAST NIGHT. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. 1023 00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:00,960 SKYLAR ST. JEAN, 1024 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,830 YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND MOVIE STAR IS HERE. 1025 00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:09,880 CASSIE, SKYLAR DUMPED ME WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER, OK? 1026 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,880 WHEN YOU PRO-- OH, MY GOD. 1027 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,290 JUST BREATHE. 1028 00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:20,040 MS. SKYLAR, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 1029 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,080 OF COURSE YOU CAN. 1030 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,250 WATCH THE PRESENT! JUMP! 1031 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,750 WHOO! 1032 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790 UNH. 1033 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,790 BREATHE. 1034 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210 HI, THERE. 1035 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,210 HI. 1036 00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:41,710 LEXIE WAS WONDERING IF SHE COULD HAVE A COOKIE, PLEASE. 1037 00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,830 YEAH. 1038 00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,170 OF COURSE. 1039 00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:47,500 THANK YOU. 1040 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500 AND YOU MUST BE CASSIE. 1041 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500 YEAH. 1042 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,290 AMAZING GLUTEN-FREE CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT BARK. 1043 00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210 SERIOUSLY. 1044 00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,210 THANKS. 1045 00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,790 HONESTLY, I WOULD LOVE TO SIT DOWN WITH YOU 1046 00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:58,580 AND TALK ABOUT SOME BRANDING OPPORTUNITIES. 1047 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,710 THERE IS A HUGE MARKET FOR YOUR KIND OF GOODIES. 1048 00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:03,210 SKYLAR? 1049 00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:06,290 WHAT? YOU'D BE HER FIRST INVESTOR, RIGHT? 1050 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:09,210 AND WITH ME ONBOARD, WE COULD ATTRACT ALL KINDS OF MONEY. 1051 00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:11,670 I'M JUST SAYING, WE SHOULD TALK. 1052 00:54:13,540 --> 00:54:15,960 THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE KIND OF WEIRD. 1053 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,170 YES, DEFINITELY. 1054 00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:19,250 WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT MAKING MONEY? 1055 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,920 OH, HAVE YOU MET SARAH YET? 1056 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,040 I HIRED HER FOR EVERYONE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOOT. 1057 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,670 AND I AM SURE YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING YOUR LITTLE BUNS OFF BEHIND THE OVEN. 1058 00:54:30,670 --> 00:54:33,120 SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE ADVANTAGE. LET HER WORK HER MAGIC. 1059 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,790 SHE'S AMAZING. 1060 00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:40,460 AND IT'S PROBABLY TIME FOR US TO GO MAKE THE MAGIC. 1061 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:45,210 IT'S JUST MOVIE TALK. CASSIE, SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 1062 00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:49,380 READY, LEXIE? LET'S SKIP! 1063 00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:52,670 HERE WE GO! ♪ LA LA LA LA... ♪ 1064 00:54:55,790 --> 00:54:58,040 SHE'S REALLY NICE. 1065 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,500 YEAH, KIND OF. IN HER OWN WAY. 1066 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,330 LOOK, CAN WE GO OUT TONIGHT? 1067 00:55:03,330 --> 00:55:06,000 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO. 1068 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,920 I DON'T REALLY-- 1069 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,580 I'M REALLY OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW. 1070 00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:12,670 THIS WHOLE SKYLAR THING, IT'S OK, RIGHT? 1071 00:55:12,670 --> 00:55:14,540 I DON'T KNOW. 1072 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:17,000 IT'S OVER. THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US. 1073 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,420 REALLY? 1074 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,170 YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE IN THE SWEATER. 1075 00:55:21,170 --> 00:55:25,210 SEE YOU LATER. 1076 00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:28,500 SHE IS SO PRETTY. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WERE TALKING TO HER. 1077 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,380 DUDE, SHE'S AMAZING. 1078 00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:31,790 I KIND OF WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THE UNIVERSE BOOK. 1079 00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:32,880 DO YOU THINK SHE'LL TALK TO ME ABOUT IT? 1080 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,290 IS IT ST. JEAN OR SAINT JOHN. 1081 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040 JEAN. 1082 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,040 ST. JEAN. JEAN. 1083 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,210 JEAN. 1084 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420 FRENCH. 1085 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,420 JEAN. 1086 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,540 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1087 00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,920 I CANNOT BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE IS OPENING THIS DOOR FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 1088 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,920 YOU'RE SHITZING A LITTLE BIT. 1089 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,000 YEAH, NO. YOU LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED. ARE YOU OK? 1090 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,620 AM I SWEATING? 1091 00:55:57,580 --> 00:56:00,210 SKYLAR ST. JEAN IS AMAZING! 1092 00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:01,790 I'M PICTURING IT. 1093 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:05,170 ROMANCE, MARRIAGE. 1094 00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:07,420 BABIES. 1095 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,920 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1096 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,080 SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. 1097 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,880 GET THE DOOR, ZACK. 1098 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,880 I DON'T WANT TO. 1099 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,210 SO LAZY! 1100 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290 SLACKER. 1101 00:56:18,210 --> 00:56:19,290 BAKER. 1102 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210 HEY. 1103 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,210 HEY. 1104 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,620 I PICKED UP THOSE NOODLES YOU LIKE. 1105 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,920 DUDE, THAT'S A TOTAL CHICK MOVE. 1106 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960 SHH! 1107 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,960 HE'S RIGHT. 1108 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,250 I CAN TELL YOU'RE BUSY. 1109 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,580 OH, FLOUR ON MY FACE. 1110 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,420 SO...I KNOW THINGS ARE KIND OF WEIRD WITH SKYLAR BEING HERE, 1111 00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380 BUT... 1112 00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,380 IT'S FINE. 1113 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,540 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT, RIGHT? 1114 00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:43,080 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1115 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,670 SERIOUSLY. I'M LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1116 00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,420 COME ON! CAN YOU GO TO HIS PLACE? 1117 00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,080 NO. I'M BAKING. 1118 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,460 YEAH. YOU KNOW FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, BE A MAN! 1119 00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,670 YOU GOT A MOVE OUT! 1120 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,620 YEAH, MOVE OUT! 1121 00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:18,420 I SAW PICTURES OF HER. 1122 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:22,080 I SAW PICTURES OF SKYLAR. HER BODY'S SO-- 1123 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,960 HER BODY'S REALLY GOOD. 1124 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:28,170 STOP. STOP. 1125 00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670 I CAN'T. 1126 00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:30,670 YOUR PERFECT. 1127 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,960 SERIOUSLY, CLOSE THE DOOR. 1128 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,830 GET OUT OF HERE! 1129 00:58:13,210 --> 00:58:15,540 HEY! [CLAMORING] 1130 00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,620 SERVING NUMBER 122. 1131 00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:04,380 WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW OUR NUMBERS WENT UP THIS HIGH. 1132 00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,250 ME NEITHER. 1133 00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:11,500 EVERYBODY, QUIET! 1134 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,500 THANK YOU. 1135 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,670 CASSIE, 1136 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,540 YOU, YOUR BAKING, AMAZING. 1137 00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:26,880 THE CREW TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GETTING SWAMPED. 1138 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,250 SMALL BUSINESS. NEED SOME HELP, YES? 1139 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,960 WHY? 1140 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,710 GIRL POWER, SISTER! 1141 00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:38,170 COME ON, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED. 1142 00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:43,120 THOUSAND HANDS YOU KNOW. 1143 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,960 LEAVE IT TO ME. 1144 00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:58,500 ♪ AND RED ICING BASE, AND RED ICING BASE ♪ 1145 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,620 THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTS. 1146 01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:04,460 BEAUTIFUL. WONDERFUL. 1147 01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,380 WONDERFUL. OOH, NICE ATTENTION TO DETAIL. 1148 01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,710 SANTA, THAT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY. 1149 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:13,330 CASSIE, WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 1150 01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:15,040 GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP. 1151 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,710 GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP. 1152 01:00:16,710 --> 01:00:18,540 GREEN TRIM AROUND THE TOP. 1153 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:23,460 SPRINKLE. WONDERFUL. AND WE'VE GOT TWO MORE MINUTES. 1154 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,540 TWO MORE MINUTES TO FINISH UP THESE CUPCAKES. 1155 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,500 PEOPLE, LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. 1156 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,380 MAKE IT HAPPEN. 1157 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:31,500 YOU'RE KIND OF AMAZING. 1158 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,290 AH, THANK YOU. 1159 01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:36,920 YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTING TEACHERS 1160 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,000 GAVE ME ONE HUGE PIECE OF ADVICE. 1161 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,120 EVERYONE NEEDS DIRECTION. 1162 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,290 I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK I GOT YOUR NAME. 1163 01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:49,290 I--I'M ME. TRISHA. 1164 01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:52,460 TRISHA. IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TRISHA. 1165 01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:55,750 YOU, THE BOOK UNIVERSE. 1166 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,540 TRISHA'S FAVORITE BOOK IS "HOW THE UNIVERSE OPENS YOUR DOORS." 1167 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:00,540 AH! I LOVE THAT BOOK. 1168 01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:02,710 THE BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE. I MEAN IT COMPLETELY--RIGHT? 1169 01:01:02,710 --> 01:01:04,170 DID IT CHANGE YOURS? 1170 01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750 YEAH. 1171 01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:06,750 EXACTLY. 1172 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,120 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD ALL GO 1173 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,330 CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TOGETHER. 1174 01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:12,380 I'M REALLY BUSY. 1175 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:13,790 IT'S KIND OF A LOT, YEAH. 1176 01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:16,080 YOU KNOW WANT? FIRST WE SHOP AND THEN, 1177 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,210 MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE COCKTAIL. 1178 01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:21,290 I'M BUYING. I INSIST. 1179 01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:22,540 IT'S ALMOST CLOSING TIME. 1180 01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,170 EXACTLY. 1181 01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:25,620 SHE'S IN. 1182 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,120 WHOO. 1183 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,880 COME ON IN. COME ON IN. 1184 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,790 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 1185 01:01:38,790 --> 01:01:41,290 JUST SET THOSE ANYWHERE. 1186 01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:43,750 GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1187 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:47,620 THIS PLACE IS SO COOL. 1188 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:50,960 UM, CASSIE, JUST TWO THINGS. 1189 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:55,920 WITH THE PAPARAZZI, YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THEM AS AN ASSET, OK? 1190 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,330 NOT LIKE THE ENEMY. 1191 01:01:58,330 --> 01:02:00,830 LIKE WHEN YOU DO THIS AND THROW THINGS. 1192 01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:04,250 I MEAN, JUST SISTER ADVICE. YEAH. 1193 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:07,750 NOT THAT FLATTERING. 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 1194 01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:13,210 UM, ANYWAY. I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THE BOOK. 1195 01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:17,880 AND ACTUALLY IT WAS THE VISUALIZATION LESSON 1196 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,620 THAT BROKE ME AND ALEX UP. 1197 01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:26,420 SO WHAT ABOUT VISUALIZATION WAS IT? 1198 01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,000 WELL, THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY. 1199 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,250 BUT WHEN ALEX PROPOSED, I RAN. 1200 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:36,000 BECAUSE I COULDN'T VISUALIZE HIM BEHIND MY DOOR. 1201 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,380 AND THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 1202 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,120 BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY ALEX GRAY? 1203 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,250 BUT I DID NOT SEE IT. 1204 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:47,380 SO...I RAN. 1205 01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:50,920 WHY--WHY COULDN'T YOU SEE IT REALLY? 1206 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:56,170 WELL, HE WOULD... 1207 01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:59,250 HE WOULD LIE... 1208 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,580 A LOT. 1209 01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,790 HE WOULDN'T CALL IT LYING. HE, UH... 1210 01:03:03,790 --> 01:03:07,290 HE CALLED IT. "I JUST DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT PART." 1211 01:03:07,290 --> 01:03:09,960 HMM. REALLY? 1212 01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080 ING? 1213 01:03:14,330 --> 01:03:16,080 SO YOU, TRISHA, AND SKYLAR WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING? 1214 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,420 WE DID. 1215 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,170 THE PHOTO ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 1216 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,210 REALLY, ALREADY? THAT'S FAST. 1217 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:23,790 WELCOME TO SKYLAR'S WORLD. 1218 01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:25,790 SHE NEVER MET ANYONE SHE COULDN'T CHARM. 1219 01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:28,250 AH. 1220 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,960 AND THEN A BUNCH OF PHOTOGRAPHERS OR WHATEVER SHOWED UP. 1221 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,580 THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE CALLED THEM AHEAD OF TIME. 1222 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830 WHAT? 1223 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,830 LET 'EM KNOW WHERE SHE WAS GOING TO BE. 1224 01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380 THAT'S HOW SHE WORKS. 1225 01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:37,380 HMM. 1226 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,540 THAT'S WEIRD. 1227 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420 DUDE. 1228 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:41,420 WHAT? 1229 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,620 WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE? 1230 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:47,420 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET. 1231 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,830 I DON'T. 1232 01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:50,830 CASSIE... 1233 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,830 COME ON, GUYS. 1234 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,540 IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BETTER, I'D SAY YOU WERE STARTING TO LIKE THE LIMELIGHT. 1235 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,500 WHAT IS THIS? 1236 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,170 WHAT? 1237 01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,880 THAT'S, UM... 1238 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,080 BULL IS WHAT THAT IS. 1239 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,750 THAT'S YOU, DUDE. 1240 01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,040 IT'S YOU AND SKYLAR. 1241 01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,920 GUYS, CAN YOU GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE, PLEASE? 1242 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:32,330 WHY WAS SKYLAR IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM? 1243 01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:33,790 CASSIE, WE'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE TOGETHER. 1244 01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:35,120 SHE CAME OVER TO READ LINES. 1245 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,500 THAT'S IT. NOTHING HAPPENED. 1246 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,710 I CAN'T BELIEVE I BELIEVED HER... 1247 01:04:38,710 --> 01:04:40,830 I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SAID, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. 1248 01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:42,750 OK. I KNOW HOW YOU HOLLYWOOD TYPES WORK. 1249 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,380 IT'S DIFFERENT. 1250 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,830 THIS STUFF IS ALL FABRICATED. YOU KNOW THAT. 1251 01:04:45,830 --> 01:04:47,960 NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE WITH SOMEBODY AGAIN 1252 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,540 THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER THAN ME OUT THERE. 1253 01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,540 CASSIE! 1254 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:54,960 CASSIE, WAIT! 1255 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,290 LOOKS LIKE THAT'S A WRAP, HOLLYWOOD. 1256 01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:10,170 THE UNIVERSE IS CLOSING THIS DOOR. 1257 01:05:25,210 --> 01:05:26,880 SKYLAR. 1258 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:31,120 ALEX GRAY ISN'T WORTH A DIME OF YOUR TIME. 1259 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,500 BUT I AM. GET OVER. 1260 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,960 ALEX GRAY'S NOT WORTH YOUR TIME, BUT I AM. 1261 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,210 EXCUSE ME. 1262 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,790 CARE FOR SOME SHADE? 1263 01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:14,210 OH. 1264 01:06:14,210 --> 01:06:16,670 IS THAT CASSIE'S JARED? 1265 01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:18,500 HOW DO YOU KNOW JARED? 1266 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:23,380 TRISHA TOLD ME ABOUT THE CUSTODY ARRANGEMENT WITH THE DOG. 1267 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:26,170 THEY LOOK SO HAPPY. 1268 01:06:26,170 --> 01:06:29,080 AND YOU DO NOT. 1269 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,830 YEAH, MAYBE IT'S THE FAKE STORY YOU GAVE TO THE GOSSIP TRADES. 1270 01:06:31,830 --> 01:06:34,670 WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1271 01:06:34,670 --> 01:06:36,120 OH, COME ON. 1272 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,170 THIS HAS YOUR FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT. 1273 01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:41,080 WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1274 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,540 THE PRESS MAKES UP LIES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE READERS WANT. 1275 01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,120 YOU KNOW THAT. 1276 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,620 I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ATTENTION. 1277 01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:51,540 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THINK 1278 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:52,670 THAT I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1279 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,920 WOW. 1280 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,830 LOOK, I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 1281 01:06:58,830 --> 01:07:01,580 OK, I WILL GO DOWN AND TALK TO JARED RIGHT NOW 1282 01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:04,920 AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF COMPETITION YOU HAVE WITH CASSIE. 1283 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,460 BUT I CAN HONESTLY TELL YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO WIN, HANDS DOWN. 1284 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,580 SKYLAR, I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 1285 01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,710 OK, I DON'T NEED YOUR-- 1286 01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:18,380 HELP. 1287 01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:25,080 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MEN ARE BAD AT, RIGHT? 1288 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,460 ASKING FOR HELP. 1289 01:07:57,420 --> 01:08:00,290 WELL, HI THERE. LITTLE CUTIE-- 1290 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750 [SNAPS] 1291 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,750 OH! 1292 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,250 SORRY. HE NORMALLY DOES NOT ATTACK BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 1293 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,790 OH, IT'S FINE. I'LL JUST... 1294 01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,210 YOU'RE SKYLAR ST. JEAN. 1295 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:11,500 I AM. HI. 1296 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830 HI. 1297 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:12,830 PLEASURE. 1298 01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500 YES. BIG FAN. 1299 01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,500 THANK YOU. 1300 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,210 YEAH, I'VE WATCHED A LOT OF YOU FILMS. 1301 01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:18,920 REALLY? 1302 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,380 I USED TO HAVE YOUR POSTERS UP IN MY ROOM. 1303 01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:23,790 I'M FLATTERED. WHAT A CHARMER YOU ARE. 1304 01:08:23,790 --> 01:08:27,000 NOW IS THIS CASSIE DRAKE'S DOG? 1305 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,500 YES. WELL, IT'S OUR DOG. WE HAVE JOINT CUSTODY. 1306 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,960 RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU ARE-- 1307 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,460 I CAN'T BELIEVE SKYLAR ST. JEAN IS ASKING MY NAME. 1308 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330 I'M JARED. 1309 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,330 JARED. 1310 01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380 YEAH. 1311 01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,380 THAT'S RIGHT. 1312 01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,250 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU USED TO BE WITH CASSIE. IS THAT CORRECT? 1313 01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:45,040 YOU UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY. 1314 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,790 BUT NOW SHE'S WITH ALEX. 1315 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,880 UNFORTUNATELY. 1316 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,790 DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE WITH CASSIE? 1317 01:08:51,790 --> 01:08:55,080 I THINK THAT I SHOULD BE WITH CASSIE, YES. 1318 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,620 RIGHT. SO LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. 1319 01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460 OK. 1320 01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:00,460 SO... 1321 01:09:07,170 --> 01:09:10,750 EVERYONE LIKES CHRISTMAS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1322 01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,420 ...OVER THE HOLIDAYS. 1323 01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:13,790 I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS. 1324 01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:17,210 WHAT I NEED... IS INFORMATION. 1325 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750 HEY. 1326 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,750 CUT. 1327 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,670 LET'S SHOOT THIS, PEOPLE. 1328 01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:28,080 HERE. 1329 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,170 SO I HAD A PRETTY INTERESTING TALK WITH CASSIE'S JARED YESTERDAY. 1330 01:09:32,170 --> 01:09:34,330 SKYLAR, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF IT. 1331 01:09:34,330 --> 01:09:37,000 DON'T WORRY. HE DIDN'T SUSPECT A THING. 1332 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,380 I MEAN, REALLY WE JUST TALKED ABOUT-- 1333 01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:39,420 WELL... 1334 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,710 ALL RIGHT, HE WANTS CASSIE BACK. 1335 01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080 YOU NEED TO STOP. 1336 01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:46,080 LISTEN, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 1337 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,330 OK? THEY HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR YEARS, FIRST OF ALL. 1338 01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:51,920 SECOND OF ALL, THEY'RE FROM THE SAME ADORABLE TOWN. 1339 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,920 THEY AGREED TO SHARE A DOG, WHICH I THINK REALLY IS 1340 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,710 JUST AN EXCUSE FOR THEM TO STAY NEAR ONE ANOTHER. 1341 01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:02,710 YEAH, WELL, CASSIE WOULD NEVER TAKE JARED BACK. 1342 01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,040 HE DUMPED HER. TREATED HER LIKE GARBAGE. 1343 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,960 YES. IT'S HARD TO COME BACK WHEN TRUST HAS BEEN BROKEN, ISN'T IT? 1344 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,750 BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE WRONG. 1345 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,380 AND TRUST CAN BE REBUILT. 1346 01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:17,290 ESPECIALLY IF TWO PEOPLE WANT THE SAME THING. 1347 01:10:19,290 --> 01:10:21,120 SKYLAR! 1348 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,290 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1349 01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,120 AHEM. HOW AS THAT, NOLAN? 1350 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,040 THAT WAS VERY GOOD. 1351 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,540 WOMAN: MAKE UP, LAST LOOKS PLEASE. 1352 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:33,620 CASSIE. 1353 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,210 CASSIE, WE WERE REHEARSING. 1354 01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,920 CASSIE, YOU KNOW WHAT A REHEARSAL IS. 1355 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,620 ALEX, FOCUS. FOCUS. HERE. NOW. 1356 01:10:42,290 --> 01:10:43,790 YEAH, I KNOW. 1357 01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:45,040 YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER. 1358 01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:01,120 KNOCK KNOCK. 1359 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,170 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I HAD A COPY MADE. 1360 01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:06,830 I GUESS WE'RE NOT REHEARSING THEN. 1361 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250 YOU'RE DRINKING. 1362 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,250 YES. 1363 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,670 I'M DRINKING. BUT I'M NOT DRUNK. 1364 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,500 CASSIE, WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 1365 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,830 AND SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE A WORD I'M SAYING. 1366 01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:21,540 AND I LOVE HER BUT SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME. 1367 01:11:21,540 --> 01:11:24,710 OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1368 01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:27,080 GOD, THIS TASTES AWFUL. 1369 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:32,460 TAKE IT SLOW. SIT DOWN. 1370 01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,460 I'M A GOOD GUY. YOU KNOW, 1371 01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:36,330 BUT NO ONE BELIEVES THAT ABOUT ME. 1372 01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:39,210 THEY SEE A DRUNK, A MESS. 1373 01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:40,620 THAT IS NOT TRUE. 1374 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:44,210 YOU ARE A GOOD GUY. YOU ARE A GREAT GUY. 1375 01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:47,670 I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN... 1376 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,080 WAIT. WAIT. WHOA. 1377 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,670 I'M NOT THAT DRUNK. 1378 01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:03,710 OW. THANKS A LOT. 1379 01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,750 IT'S CASSIE. 1380 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,460 SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU. I DO. 1381 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:10,250 DOESN'T MATTER. I LOVE HER. 1382 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,250 AND I KNOW I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER. 1383 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:14,000 THAT'S OK. YOU CAN LOVE HER. 1384 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,620 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M OK WITH THAT. 1385 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,750 JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, OK? 1386 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,710 CASSIE: HELLO. ALEX? 1387 01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:23,210 CASSIE? 1388 01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:24,290 CASSIE! 1389 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880 CASSIE. 1390 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,880 HEY. 1391 01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:35,040 I WAS JUST GOING TO COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU. 1392 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,790 BUT OBVIOUSLY. 1393 01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:38,580 YEAH, IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 1394 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,210 ALEX HAS BEEN DRINKING. 1395 01:12:40,210 --> 01:12:42,420 CASSIE, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, OK? 1396 01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:44,170 NEVER IS. 1397 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,880 CASSIE. 1398 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,750 CASSIE, WAIT. 1399 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,460 CASSIE! 1400 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,460 OK. EVERYBODY, THE STORY IS CLOSED. 1401 01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:04,830 I'M CLOSING THE DOOR. 1402 01:13:04,830 --> 01:13:08,290 HAPPY CHRISTMAS. GOOD NIGHT. OH. 1403 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,330 GO HOME. 1404 01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:16,880 GO AWAY. 1405 01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:19,420 GO. 1406 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,000 I'M STRONG. I'M SO STRONG. 1407 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,380 YOU ARE STRONG. 1408 01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,790 I KNOW IT SOUNDS REALLY CLICHE, 1409 01:13:27,790 --> 01:13:30,540 I REALLY WANT TO EAT MY WAY THROUGH THIS HEARTBREAK. 1410 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880 I WANT TO EAT ALL OF THIS. 1411 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:31,880 NO, YOU DON'T. 1412 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,960 I DO. NO, I WANT TO EAT IT. 1413 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,460 THIS CHOCOLATE IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD. 1414 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:38,620 NO, SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT. SPIT! SPIT IT OUT. 1415 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,120 SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT. 1416 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,330 OK. 1417 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:48,790 I'M GOING TO TELL SKYLAR ST. JEAN THAT I REALLY LIKE HER. 1418 01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:53,080 AND THEN SHE'LL KISS ME LIKE I'VE SEEN THROUGH MY UNIVERSE DOOR. 1419 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,420 AND THEN ALEX WILL BE FREE FOR CASSIE AGAIN. 1420 01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:59,500 AND IT'LL BE A WIN-WIN. AM I RIGHT? 1421 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,210 KNOCK IT OFF, ZACK. 1422 01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:02,500 JARED WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME. 1423 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,040 YEAH, BUT JARED'S LAME. 1424 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,330 JARED WANTS ME. HE WANTS ME BACK. 1425 01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:09,670 I CAN'T TRUST ALEX. BUT ALEX MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD. 1426 01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:11,830 BUT JARED WANTS ME NOW. 1427 01:14:11,830 --> 01:14:14,460 AND IF I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 1428 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:18,170 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T READ THE UNIVERSE BOOK. 1429 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,830 JARED. 1430 01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:38,460 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1431 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,790 I PROMISE I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE BEST DANCER 1432 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,580 AND THAT I'M GOING TO MESS UP. 1433 01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,120 OK. 1434 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,290 BUT I'LL ALWAYS DO MY BEST. 1435 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,960 OK. YOU CAN TRY. 1436 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710 YEAH? 1437 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,710 YEAH. 1438 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,710 OW. 1439 01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:23,750 OK. THAT'S ONE. 1440 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,580 TOLD YOU. HOW ABOUT THREE? 1441 01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:27,380 I GET THREE. IF I STEP ON YOU THREE TIMES, 1442 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:28,750 YOU THROW ME IN THE LAKE. 1443 01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,080 I WANT YOU BACK. 1444 01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:40,750 I DON'T KNOW. 1445 01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:12,500 I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO THIS. 1446 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:15,210 TALK TO ME. 1447 01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:17,960 JUST TELL ME WHAT? 1448 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:22,120 I DON'T KNOW. I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. 1449 01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:32,000 I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS. 1450 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,750 CASSIE. 1451 01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:53,710 DUDES, TODAY'S THE DAY. 1452 01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:56,210 TODAY, I'M GOING TO MAKE THE MOVE ON SKYLAR. 1453 01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:58,250 LAST DAY OF FILMING? 1454 01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:00,040 NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 1455 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,580 UH-OH. 1456 01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,120 HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1457 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,500 EVERYONE GATHER AROUND, GATHER AROUND. 1458 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:11,290 CASSIE AND HER CREW ARE HERE FOR OUR LAST DAY. 1459 01:18:11,290 --> 01:18:13,420 I THINK WE SHOULD LET THEM KNOW WHAT WE THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH? 1460 01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:15,710 [CLAPPING] 1461 01:18:15,710 --> 01:18:18,670 THANKS, GUYS. I JUST UM... 1462 01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:21,580 YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL REALLY SPECIAL. 1463 01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,000 I'M JUST A BAKER SO... 1464 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,880 YOU KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE A MOVIE STAR. 1465 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,210 BUT UH... 1466 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:34,960 SO ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS, NOLAN. YEAH. 1467 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,210 ALL RIGHT, WISH ME LUCK. 1468 01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,080 OK. UM. 1469 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,880 WHERE'S HE GOING? 1470 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:42,500 HE'S GOING TO GO MAKE THE MOVE ON SKYLAR. 1471 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:46,250 AND HE IS SO GOING TO CRASH AND BURN. 1472 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460 SKYLAR. 1473 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,460 WAIT. 1474 01:18:48,460 --> 01:18:50,710 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1475 01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:52,790 IT'S TIME TO TELL AMERICA'S SWEETHEART HOW IT IS. 1476 01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290 WHAT? 1477 01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,290 YEAH. 1478 01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:56,000 LET'S DO THIS. 1479 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,580 THE THING IS, SKYLAR, 1480 01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:02,880 I SEE YOU IN MY DOOR, A UNIVERSE DOOR. 1481 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,380 SKYLAR, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK. 1482 01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:06,170 OH, MY GOD. WHAT? 1483 01:19:06,170 --> 01:19:07,040 CAN IT, ZACK. SHE PROBABLY THINKS YOU'RE A STALKER. 1484 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,830 YOU DON'T DO YOU? 1485 01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:11,670 OK. I ADMIT THAT I DIDN'T THINK THAT I COULD COMPETE 1486 01:19:11,670 --> 01:19:13,580 WITH AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. 1487 01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:15,380 I MEAN, NOT SOMEBODY THAT WAS THAT SWEET 1488 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:16,880 OR THAT NICE OR THAT FRIENDLY. 1489 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,250 I MEAN, NOT EVEN YOU CAN, RIGHT? 1490 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:21,960 BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY, GOOD FOR YOU. YOU WIN. 1491 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,080 YOU'VE GOT ALEX. YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 1492 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:27,880 AND I'M JUST ME. I'M A SUCCESSFUL BAKER. 1493 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,580 I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG OWNER. 1494 01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,540 I'M A GOOD FRIEND. I'M A GREAT SISTER. 1495 01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,290 I'M NOT A NOBODY, OK? I'M JUST ME. 1496 01:19:35,290 --> 01:19:38,880 CASSIE, NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND ALEX. 1497 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,920 WHAT ABOUT IN THE HOTEL ROOM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1498 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,250 YES, I WANTED ALEX BACK. OK? I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET HIM BACK. 1499 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:46,120 I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI WHERE I'D BE. 1500 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,210 I TOLD THE PAPARAZZI WHERE YOU AND JARED WOULD BE. 1501 01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:51,620 WHATEVER. HE TURNED ME DOWN. 1502 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,620 OK. I THREW MYSELF AT HIM, AND HE TURNED ME DOWN. 1503 01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,750 I DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. OK? 1504 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,830 HE WOULDN'T BUDGE. 1505 01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:03,500 BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU. 1506 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:08,670 SO YOU THREW YOURSELF ON HIM, AND HE TURNED YOU DOWN? 1507 01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120 YES. YES. 1508 01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:11,120 WHY? 1509 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,380 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME. 1510 01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:18,330 HE WANTS YOU. 1511 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:22,170 WELL, I GOT TO GO. 1512 01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:24,250 GO! 1513 01:20:30,170 --> 01:20:33,620 I'M NOT A STALKER, YOU KNOW. 1514 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:37,330 NO, I KNOW. I'VE HAD STALKERS BEFORE. YOU'RE WAY TOO PASSIVE. 1515 01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:39,080 PASSIVE? 1516 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:49,170 WOW. 1517 01:20:49,170 --> 01:20:52,330 NOT PASSIVE. 1518 01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:55,170 UH... 1519 01:20:55,170 --> 01:20:57,040 YOU GUYS. 1520 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,380 CASSIE NEEDS OUR HELP. WE NEED TO GO. 1521 01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:03,580 RIGHT AWAY. 1522 01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:05,420 IS THIS IS CHASE? 1523 01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,620 I LOVE CHASES. 1524 01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:34,290 HEY! ALEX! ALEX! 1525 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:36,500 HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL. 1526 01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,830 THE HOSPITAL HASN'T SEEN HIM. 1527 01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:40,880 I JUST KEEP GETTING HIS VOICEMAIL. 1528 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,420 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, CASS? 1529 01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:46,750 I DON'T KNOW. UNIVERSE, OK. I'M SAYING IT. 1530 01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:48,670 I'VE BEEN REALLY, REALLY HARSH ABOUT YOUR BOOK. 1531 01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:50,920 AND THE WHOLE OPEN DOOR THING AND THE WHOLE CLOSED DOOR THING. 1532 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,420 AND I'VE BEEN MOCKING YOU FOR FOREVER 1533 01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:54,620 AND ALL MY FRIENDS REALLY BELIEVE IN YOU, BUT... 1534 01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,960 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME. 1535 01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:58,540 I'M JUST GOING TO SAY I LOVE HIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. 1536 01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040 YOU LOVE HIM? 1537 01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,040 YOU LOVE HIM? 1538 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,750 YEAH. I LOVE HIM. 1539 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,960 I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. 1540 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,000 OH, MY GOSH. ISN'T THAT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? 1541 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,830 RIGHT? OH MY GOSH. IF YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ANYBODY HELP ME, PLEASE! 1542 01:22:11,830 --> 01:22:14,580 OK! OK. 1543 01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:17,920 MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT SECOND UNIT IS SHOOTING THE LAST SCENE OF THE MOVIE AT THE LAKE. 1544 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,710 SOURCES? 1545 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210 WHAT? 1546 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:22,210 YOU TALK TO THE UNIVERSE? 1547 01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,670 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 1548 01:22:24,670 --> 01:22:26,830 THE PAPARAZZI. 1549 01:22:26,830 --> 01:22:29,460 [CHEERING] 1550 01:22:31,290 --> 01:22:33,170 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? THE LAKE'S THIS WAY! 1551 01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:34,120 OH. 1552 01:23:13,830 --> 01:23:15,580 IT'S DONE. 1553 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:23,380 AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. 1554 01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:25,500 ALEX! 1555 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,000 CUT. CUT. 1556 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,330 CASSIE. 1557 01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:31,830 HI. 1558 01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,830 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU ABOUT SKYLAR. 1559 01:23:34,830 --> 01:23:36,380 I TOLD YOU I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 1560 01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:37,750 YEAH, WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ANYTHING? 1561 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:40,880 SO YOU'RE NOT WITH JARED? 1562 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,540 I'M NOT WITH SKYLAR. 1563 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,880 SO... 1564 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,750 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT FOR CHRISTMAS EVE? 1565 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,920 HMM. NOTHING. 1566 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,290 HANGING OUT WITH YOU? 1567 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,540 SO, SKYLAR ST. JEAN. 1568 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,000 YES. 1569 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,380 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR CHRISTMAS EVE? 1570 01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:16,830 OH, I HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT TO LONDON ACTUALLY. 1571 01:24:16,830 --> 01:24:19,380 RINGING IN CHRISTMAS WITH THE ROYALS. 1572 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,380 DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH? 1573 01:24:26,170 --> 01:24:29,830 UH, WELL, ACTUALLY I WAS WONDERING 1574 01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:36,290 IF MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO LOW-KEY IT HERE WITH US OR ME. 1575 01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580 REALLY? 1576 01:24:36,290 --> 01:24:39,580 YEAH. 1577 01:24:39,580 --> 01:24:42,920 OH, ZACK. 1578 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,670 OH, SKYLAR. 1579 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:51,330 OH, UNIVERSE, THIS IS ONE SAPPY DOOR. 1580 01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:05,830 HMM. 1581 01:25:05,830 --> 01:25:07,710 YES, MOSTLY GENIUS. 1582 01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:10,670 THAT IS THE BEST ENDING I'VE EVER SEEN. 1583 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,580 YOU, YOU'RE HIRED. 1584 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,040 WARDROBE, GET HER IN A COSTUME. 1585 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,330 THAT'S REALLY WEIRD. 1586 01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460 UH, YEAH. 1587 01:25:16,330 --> 01:25:19,460 YEAH. 1588 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,830 MAN: NOLAN DENVER IS PROUD TO PRESENT... 1589 01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:45,420 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 1590 01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:48,250 THE SCREEN'S GREATEST ACTION HERO... 1591 01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:52,380 ALEX GRAY IS DET. AXEL SLADE. 1592 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,750 THE ONLY MAN... 1593 01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:55,080 AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. 1594 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,290 WHO STANDS BETWEEN CHRISTMAS 1595 01:25:57,290 --> 01:26:01,040 AND SANTA'S MOST DEADLY ASSASSIN. 1596 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:04,420 SKYLAR ST. JEAN... 1597 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,330 EVERYBODY GET DOWN! 1598 01:26:06,330 --> 01:26:08,000 I'M POLICE. 1599 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:13,920 AND ALEX GRAY ARE HEATING UP THE SCREEN IN... 1600 01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,080 I DON'T NEED CHRISTMAS. 1601 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,500 WHAT I NEED IS INFORMATION. 1602 01:26:20,830 --> 01:26:22,710 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE. THE USUAL? 1603 01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:24,080 SEE YOU LATER. 1604 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:26,250 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 1605 01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,710 HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS? 1606 01:26:27,710 --> 01:26:29,790 WHAT? 1607 01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:32,830 OH, YEAH. "THE LAST CHRISTMAS CAROL" JUST TOPPED THE BOX OFFICE 1608 01:26:32,830 --> 01:26:35,120 FOR THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW. 1609 01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:38,710 ♪ THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL, THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL ♪ 1610 01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:40,000 I'M GONNA ASK FOR A BIGGER PART. 1611 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,830 MAYBE BAD GUY NUMBER TWO? 1612 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,580 YOU'D BE AMAZING. 1613 01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:46,290 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, CHIMNEY'S FIXED, READ FOR SANTA. 1614 01:26:46,290 --> 01:26:47,330 YOU HEAR THE NEWS? 1615 01:26:47,330 --> 01:26:49,250 ABOUT THE SEQUEL, YEAH. 1616 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:50,040 BUT I TOLD NOLAN I'M ONLY GOING TO DO IT IF WE SHOOT HERE. 1617 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,170 HERE? 1618 01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:55,170 OF COURSE. THIS IS THE HOUSE OF THE BEST DAMN CUPCAKES IN THE WORLD. 1619 01:26:55,170 --> 01:26:57,460 AND HOME TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 1620 01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,080 JUST SOMEBODY HUH? 1621 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,040 SOMEBODY I LOVE A LOT. 111196

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