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[mellow music]
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- Okay, who ate
my last applesauce?
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- You did; I saw you eating it
with your hands
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the last time you were drunk.
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- Oh, good to know.
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- Hey, ladies, have you guys
read the paper today?
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- Our school paper?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I have never
looked at it once.
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- Look.
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Whitney,
apparently your soccer coach
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had an affair with a player
and was fired.
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- Dude, are you serious?
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- Yeah, I've heard about it,
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but the details
are pretty vague.
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- Whoa, this is juicy.
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This is, like,
"Red Table Talk"-level juice.
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Wait, is this coach hot?
Is the girl hot?
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Did they get caught having
steamy sex in the showers?
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We want every lurid detail.
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- It's...
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Me.
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- What?
- Seriously?
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- Well, it was me, but we
ended things a while ago.
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And you can't
say anything to anyone.
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If my mom finds out,
she will kill us all.
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I'm not even sure
if I'm exaggerating.
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- Yeah, okay, of course.
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Whatever you need.
- Thanks.
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- Whitney, you might
want to read this.
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- You know what? I don't.
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- No, it says he did this
with another girl
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when he worked at Ithaca.
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[both gasp]
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- What the fuck?
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Doesn't matter.
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It's done,
so doesn't change anything.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I kept your flowers
at my feet ♪
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♪ I don't know why
I thought I could go ♪
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- So you're going
to the Title IX office?
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- Yeah, Alicia said I should
go learn about all my options.
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Figure out the best way
to handle
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a gross dude
with a weirdly shaped dick.
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- Weirdly shaped how?
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- I mean, I only felt it
against my back,
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but it felt like a can of soup
but squishier.
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- You might not need
to mention his dick shape.
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- I think it's best
to lay it all on the table.
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Ladies, I will see you all
on the other side.
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- Good luck, Bela.
Yes, all women.
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- So what about you,
Miss Thing?
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How you doing since Nico's?
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- I'm hanging in there.
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- Oh, shit.
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Have y'all not talked
about this?
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Should I go?
- No.
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No, no, no,
let's talk about it.
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- Totally, let's do it.
I'll start.
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I know that I sort of kept it
from you, and that wasn't cool.
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In the future,
I'll be more honest.
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In that spirit,
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my UTI was not
from a wet library chair.
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It was from repetitive sex
with your brother.
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- Okay, that's haunting.
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And yes, it kind of sucked
to figure out
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that everybody was keeping
this big secret behind my back.
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- I should've told you.
- Yes.
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Yes, you should have,
because I would've told you
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not to sleep with him,
'cause I would've told you
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he has a girlfriend.
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- Yeah, that's a good point.
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Leighton,
your brother looks good,
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but that boy
wasn't raised right.
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- Why are you telling me?
I'm not him.
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- But at least
you got to hook up
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with a guy who's
way out of your league.
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- Hey!
- Listen, I don't take sides.
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I just tell the truth.
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♪ ♪
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- His penis felt like
a can of soup?
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- Yeah, I only mention it
in case I need
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to identify his penis, like,
in a police lineup situation.
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- Right.
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Well, I will note that.
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- So now what?
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Do you tell Ryan,
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or when exactly do you tell
my strict Indian parents?
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I need to warn them
and possibly flee the country.
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Or do you provide any sort
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of sexual witness protection
program?
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- If that's an option,
I'd like to hear about that.
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- There's no need to get
ahead of yourselves here.
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This is our first talk.
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The next step would be
to submit a written statement,
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and based on that,
my colleagues and I
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would decide
if we need to intervene
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to protect
the larger community.
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Otherwise, it's your choice
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if we move forward
with an investigation.
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At this time,
my recommendation would be
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for you to do everything
you can to avoid Ryan,
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which means taking a break
from "The Catullan."
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- Uh, no.
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Ricky, do you know
how far behind you can fall
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in camaraderie building
if you miss two or three days?
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- I was actually gonna
suggest a few weeks.
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- A few weeks?
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Okay, Ricky, it's official.
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You do not know
how comedy works.
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- And I'm fine with that.
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♪ ♪
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- And that's why
I was late all the time
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and slacking off
and just, like,
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ruining every other aspect
of my life.
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And little did I know,
I was getting two-timed
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by that mother-effer.
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- Go off, girl.
- Yeah.
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- And when you do, can you
do it near the milk frother?
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Because I've asked you
to clean it repeatedly.
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- I will. I'm sorry.
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I just get so angry
when I talk about Nico.
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I could just...[groans]
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- Damn,
I've never seen you like this.
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It's kind of cute.
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Like when Nemo gets mad
at his dad.
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- He just made me
feel like such an idiot.
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- Yeah,
well, for what it's worth,
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I see you with more
of a sweet boy.
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You know,
someone named Eugene or Glenn.
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Type of guy
who likes to play board games,
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wears New Balances
with cargo shorts.
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- You're describing nerds.
- Yes. Yes, I am.
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I think you should date a nerd.
I'm glad you picked up on that.
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Oh, getting ready
for tomorrow's econ midterm?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Is this the practice test?
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- Wait, please don't. I--
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- Oh, shit.
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This is the test.
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Are you gonna use this?
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- I am
but only 'cause I have to.
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It's my only way
to stay on track.
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Otherwise, my whole life plan
is gonna be thrown off
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because I have
a D on my transcript.
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- Yeah, but, like,
you're gonna get caught.
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You're not smooth enough
to cheat.
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- I most certainly am.
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- No, lies. You're not.
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The test is, like,
three hours long.
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Even if you had a basic
understanding of econ,
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which you don't,
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it's hard as hell
to memorize all that.
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- Well, that's why
I have a little plan.
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- A little plan?
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What are you gonna--
you know what?
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No, don't tell me.
Just please don't cheat.
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You are not equipped
to pull that off.
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- I am.
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- You're sweating
just talking about it.
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- That's not sweat.
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I don't know what that is.
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- Okay.
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♪ ♪
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- What's up?
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- What's up? Are you serious?
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You hooked up with my roommate
and made me look like an idiot.
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That's what's up.
- Okay, can you
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keep your voice down?
Maya's upstairs.
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- Oh, my God, you are so gross.
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- Okay, I get it. You're mad.
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But what did you
want me to do,
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text you and say,
"Hey, Leight, is it cool
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if I bone your roommate
real quick?"
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- Yeah, well I, didn't think
I had to tell you
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not to fuck
any of my roommates,
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but now
I will make it official.
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Do not have sex
with any of my roommates.
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She's really upset, by the way.
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Okay, she's not used
to guys like you.
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You should've seen the boy
who came to visit her.
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He looked like a goat.
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- What do you want me
to do about it?
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- Oh, I don't know, try not
being such a total D-bag
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and make things right
with Kimberly.
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- Okay, I will.
- Today.
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- Fine.
- Like, in person.
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- Great.
- Good.
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- Nico, are you downstairs?
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- Yeah, I'm just dealing
with something.
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I'll be right up.
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- You are one of the grossest
men I am related to.
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Worse than weird Uncle Mark.
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Apologize today, Nico.
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- [sighs]
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- We get the opportunity
to just show up.
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Everything that
we've trained in,
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everything that
we've done before this,
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we can do it;
we can do it again.
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We can adapt on our feet.
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We're a good team
that knows what to do.
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- Yeah.
- And it's just...
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- Hey, can I talk
to everyone for a sec?
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I take full responsibility
for what happened.
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I basically did the dumbest
thing of my entire life.
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I messed up.
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Both of our coaches got fired,
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and now we're in a tournament
with no leader,
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and it's probably gonna cost us
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everything we've worked
so hard for.
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And I can't fix that, but...
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I hope you can forgive me.
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- It's not your fault.
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- No, it really is,
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unless someone else
was also sleeping with him,
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which I guess is possible.
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- Dalton is clearly
the problem here.
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He's older,
and he was your coach.
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That's just
fucking nasty and wrong.
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- Yeah.
- And let's be real.
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That man was low-key very dumb.
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- Yes.
[laughter]
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- And he always had a pee spot
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on his pants
after he went to the bathroom.
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- [groans] It's so true.
[laughter]
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- Now, can we
go practice, please?
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all: Yes.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I was just inside ♪
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♪ And then I opened up
my mind ♪
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♪ To find a little piece of me
had died ♪
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♪ And I was missing
what I couldn't find ♪
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♪ Beneath
the piece of me that ♪
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- Fuck it.
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- ♪ You and me ♪
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♪ ♪
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- I know,
he's, like, 5'6".
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[laughter]
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So I'm borrowing this suit,
and it's like--
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I'm like this.
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And neither of us
got the job.
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- Neither of you got the job?
[laughs]
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- Neither of us got the job,
after all that.
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No, it gets--he's about to flex
and bust out of the suit.
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He's like...[groans]
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- I mean yeah, you're, like,
Hulking out of the suit.
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- Yeah, I don't know
what to do.
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I can't let Ryan
get away with all this,
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but I don't think I want
to Title IX his ass either.
251
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,424
- Why not? He deserves
252
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,134
absolutely everything
that's coming for him.
253
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,512
- Yeah, but what if
I don't want to deal with this?
254
00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,973
I'll get examined
and picked apart too.
255
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,307
- Yeah, she's right.
256
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,475
Reporting it might not
be a good idea.
257
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,810
- Thank you.
- Really?
258
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,645
- Seriously?
- Hey, I don't like it.
259
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,981
All right, I'm just saying,
Bela has a point.
260
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,817
Sometimes bad shit happens
to women who report stuff.
261
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,402
- Nuh-uh, don't listen to her.
262
00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,946
Okay, this guy sneak attacked
you with his dick.
263
00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,155
He needs to pay.
264
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,490
I say you Title IX
his bitch ass.
265
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,575
- Hold on,
maybe as a first step,
266
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,244
you could go
to another upperclassman
267
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,329
at "The Catullan"
and ask them what they think.
268
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,333
- Literally all those options
sound so stressful.
269
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,127
- Well, do you wanna
squeeze my stress ball?
270
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:48,504
I've been squeezing it a lot,
so it's pretty flat.
271
00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:57,722
♪ ♪
272
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,019
- Hey, it's late.
273
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,188
- Yeah, it's just,
there's so much shit going down
274
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,566
with my roommates and, um,
275
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,109
I really wanted to see you.
276
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,736
- How's Bela holding up?
277
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,530
- She ate a bunch of
gummy worms before breakfast.
278
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,032
Couldn't tell you
if that's good or bad,
279
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,700
but I think she'll be okay.
280
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,826
- What's in the bag?
281
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,202
Is it a gift to make up
282
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,704
for freezing me out
of your social life?
283
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,080
- Basically.
- Mm.
284
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,041
- Yes, I got you one of those
285
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,501
grocery store cakes
you so weirdly love.
286
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,545
- Yeah, they taste better
than fancy ones.
287
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:32,048
- That's just not true,
but in time, we can fix you.
288
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,383
I--I asked them to write,
289
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,385
"Sorry I was such a bitch,"
with icing,
290
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,803
but apparently,
the Stop and Shop
291
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,388
has a "no swear words" policy.
292
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,182
- Try Price Chopper next time.
293
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,017
Anything goes at that place.
294
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,393
- I will.
295
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,316
Should we just, like,
get out of town tomorrow?
296
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,276
Go somewhere
we can be ourselves?
297
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,071
Maybe even overnight?
298
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,907
- Yeah, sounds nice.
299
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,241
How about this?
300
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,701
I'll drive us
and pick out the place.
301
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,037
And you pay for gas, meals,
302
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,747
and lodging because I'm poor.
303
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,332
- Done.
- Perfect.
304
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,918
Okay, now let me
see this grocery cake.
305
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,670
Oh, yeah, there it is.
306
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,922
Is that a Minion?
307
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,924
Oh, no, wait,
it's a school bus.
308
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,009
No, it's a Minion.
309
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:23,641
♪ ♪
310
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,017
- Good luck at your away game.
311
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,311
You totally got this.
- Thanks.
312
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,021
Hey, good luck on your midterm.
313
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,773
- Thanks, I'll need it.
314
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,443
[door clicks shut]
315
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,072
♪ ♪
316
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,784
- ♪ Who says ♪
317
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,579
♪ Who says ♪
318
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:49,834
♪ Who says ♪
319
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:54,171
♪ Who says ♪
320
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,008
♪ Who says ♪
321
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,595
♪ Who says ♪
322
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,681
♪ Take a little step
much closer ♪
323
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,225
♪ Excuse me,
out of my way, sir ♪
324
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,893
♪ I wanna make myself heard ♪
325
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,937
♪ None of that moving,
are we heard ♪
326
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,772
♪ Sharp and smooth
are preferred ♪
327
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,983
♪ Say if I might
take it all ♪
328
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,317
♪ Yes, we're together ♪
329
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,319
- May I use
the restroom, please?
330
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,737
- The test just started.
331
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,322
- I have a UTI,
332
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,575
and it's really
flaring up right now.
333
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,535
One symptom
is frequent urination,
334
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,579
and it's very painful.
- Okay.
335
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,081
Look, in the future,
you can just say medical issue.
336
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:33,836
♪ ♪
337
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,754
- ♪ Take a little step
much closer ♪
338
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,840
♪ Excuse me,
out of my way, sir ♪
339
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,717
♪ I wanna make myself heard ♪
340
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,719
♪ None of that moving,
are we heard ♪
341
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,721
♪ Sharp and smooth
are preferred ♪
342
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,764
♪ Say if I might
take it all ♪
343
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,850
♪ Then stick together
like myself ♪
344
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,602
♪ So much space
in the future ♪
345
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:53,772
♪ Who says that we can
get together now ♪
346
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,776
♪ Who says that we
can watch it never ♪
347
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,070
♪ Who says the future ♪
348
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,198
- Thank you both so much
for meeting with me.
349
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,991
- Yeah, whatever this is,
can we make it fast?
350
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,494
I got tickets to a Kurosawa
marathon at the film society.
351
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,454
- Sure, so...
352
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,791
Ryan kind of assaulted me.
353
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,627
- Oh, my God, are you serious?
354
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,714
- Yeah, a couple of weeks ago,
he got me alone,
355
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,841
put a porn on,
and watched it in front of me,
356
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,052
which was weird,
and I ignored it.
357
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:28,349
But then, um, on the day
of the final submissions, he...
358
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,226
did something worse.
- Okay.
359
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,144
- Wait, should we be hearing
this, like, alone right now?
360
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,271
Should--should someone be here
with us or--
361
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,439
- What did he do?
362
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,400
- He shoved his hard dick
against my back.
363
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,818
- Whoa. Okay, his hard dick?
364
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,570
What the fuck?
- Eric, chill.
365
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,947
- No, I mean,
that's a serious allegation.
366
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,365
- I agree,
and that's why you should
367
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,783
chill the fuck out
and let Bela talk.
368
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,577
I'm so sorry
that this happened.
369
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,870
Are you okay?
370
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,288
- Yeah, I talked
to the Title IX office,
371
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,915
but I'm not sure
if I want to do that.
372
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,291
- Title IX?
You're already going there?
373
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,793
- Eric, please.
- No, I don't want
374
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,461
to be involved in this,
and quite frankly,
375
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,004
I'm not even sure there's
a "this" to be involved in.
376
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,506
It sounds like
a misunderstanding.
377
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,174
Maybe Bela should
just talk to Ryan about it.
378
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,052
- He did it to Carla too.
He showed her his dick.
379
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,096
- What?
- That's why she quit.
380
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,431
- Look, I've known Ryan
for years.
381
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,183
He's--he's not
the kind of person
382
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,726
who's going around shoving
his hard dick against people.
383
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,603
I'm sorry, I--I just--
384
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,272
I don't believe this.
385
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,773
- You know we're supposed to,
like, believe women, right?
386
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,608
- Yeah, and I usually
do believe them.
387
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,277
I'm, like, constantly believing
women, but this is different.
388
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,737
And, you know, next time,
maybe write us an email.
389
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,281
Give us a little warning
before you come in here
390
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,699
and drop a giant bomb on us.
391
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,033
Jesus.
392
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,665
- Hey, you did the right thing.
393
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,625
- Okay.
394
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,711
Thanks.
395
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,796
♪ ♪
396
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,047
- Okay, you have to give me
397
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,424
one clue
about where we're going.
398
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,758
I get very stressed
when I don't know
399
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,135
what occasion to dress for.
400
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178
- Really? 'Cause I feel like
this outfit
401
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,180
could work for lots
of different things.
402
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,559
- Well, sure, but not if we're
going to, like, a Four Seasons.
403
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,979
Alicia, if we are going
to a Four Seasons,
404
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,480
I do need to change.
405
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,900
- I promise, we are not
going to a Four Seasons.
406
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,319
- [chuckles]
407
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,070
- I got us a cute
bed-and-breakfast
408
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,488
run by a local beekeeper.
409
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,948
It's really quaint,
410
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,491
and they have an option
to sleep in a barn.
411
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,036
- Oh, my God,
that sounds so cool.
412
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,121
What is
their cancellation policy?
413
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,748
- Are you looking up
hotels already?
414
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,041
- I am.
415
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:21,420
- ♪ Get it over,
get it over ♪
416
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,088
♪ ♪
417
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,924
♪ Get it over,
get it over ♪
418
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,509
- Okay, this is more like it.
419
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,969
I mean, it's not a B&B,
420
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,263
but, uh, there's a TV
so we can watch Bravo.
421
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,390
- I see a bed.
422
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,268
That's all I care about.
- [chuckles]
423
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,188
♪ ♪
424
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,315
What about all those
rural Vermont hot spots
425
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,608
you wanted to show me?
426
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,026
- I'm suddenly
less interested in them.
427
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,277
- [chuckles]
428
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:52,451
♪ ♪
429
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,246
- Get on your back.
430
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,249
- ♪ When I find myself ♪
431
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,711
♪ In trouble ♪
432
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:08,217
♪ I pray to God
that you exist ♪
433
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,593
- [moans]
434
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,180
- ♪ When I try to make ♪
435
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,141
- Oh, I fucking love your body.
- Good.
436
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,976
Keep doing that.
437
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,895
[knock at door]
438
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,271
- [chuckles]
439
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,731
Did you seriously already
order room service?
440
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,192
- No, I asked them
to send up extra towels.
441
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,444
And leave them outside!
442
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,822
[laughs]
443
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,366
Oh, fuck.
444
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,827
♪ ♪
445
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,871
[cheers and applause]
446
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,499
♪ ♪
447
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,335
[players shouting indistinctly]
448
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,255
♪ ♪
449
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,297
- Maddie, I'm open.
450
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,549
♪ ♪
451
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,342
- [grunting]
452
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,136
♪ ♪
453
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,512
[grunts]
454
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,013
♪ ♪
455
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,224
[whistle blowing]
456
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:03,397
♪ ♪
457
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,899
- Hey, it's all right.
- I know.
458
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,318
I just really wanted
to win that one.
459
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,862
- Look, this is the best season
460
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,447
the team has had
in, like, ten years,
461
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,115
and it's mainly because of you.
462
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,408
And me.
[chuckles]
463
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,909
But mainly you.
464
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,661
Next year,
we'll go all the way.
465
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,789
- Okay.
[laughs]
466
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,208
- ♪ What you want ♪
467
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,419
♪ You know I got it ♪
468
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,171
♪ What you need ♪
469
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,590
♪ I'll provide it ♪
470
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,425
♪ Call on me ♪
471
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,469
♪ When you're looking for a ♪
472
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,638
♪ Cold-blooded love ♪
473
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,140
- ♪ Cold ♪
474
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,516
- ♪ What you want ♪
475
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:46,690
♪ ♪
476
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,361
- Wait, what?
477
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,363
♪ ♪
478
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,491
- ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪
479
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,409
- ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪
480
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,287
- ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪
481
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,497
- What the fuck?
482
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,749
- ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪
483
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,172
- Hello.
484
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,841
- I feel like this robe
might be my new everyday look.
485
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,428
- [laughs]
- I feel like a hot drug lord.
486
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,681
- [laughs]
Okay, where should we go first?
487
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,643
Hmm? Yelp is suggesting
a lot of sad suburban bars
488
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,896
and an ax-throwing brewery.
489
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,357
Smart combo.
[laughs]
490
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,945
Whoa, Alicia, you posted that?
My purse is in the background.
491
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,864
- Um, yes in soft focus.
492
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,534
The focal point is obviously me
looking amazing in the robe.
493
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,577
- Hey, can--can you please
take it down?
494
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,540
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
495
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,791
It--it's my Saint Laurent.
496
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,292
People are
gonna recognize it
497
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,710
and--and know that we are
in a hotel room together.
498
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,046
- Leighton,
you're being ridiculous.
499
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,548
You can barely see it.
500
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,424
No one's gonna zoom in
and know it's your bag.
501
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,218
- Oh, because you hang out
with so many people
502
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,511
who have bags like that?
503
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,054
[scoffs]
[phone dings]
504
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,556
Okay, Bela just liked it.
505
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,808
I'm serious, take it down.
506
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,018
- Fine.
507
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,229
I'll delete it.
508
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,689
- Thank you.
509
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:15,404
- ♪ Pictures gone
from my wall ♪
510
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,447
- Bro, I swear to God,
511
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,575
Stan Lee has a cameo
in "Captain Marvel."
512
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,160
- How's he going
to be in a movie in 2019
513
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,704
when he died in 2018?
514
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,747
- Okay, obviously,
you don't understand
515
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,250
how movies are made.
- Uh, Canaan?
516
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,170
- Oh, excuse me, miss.
Are you lost?
517
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,672
You don't live at the KJ House.
518
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,509
This is a dorm for people
who answer text messages.
519
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,261
- Hey, um,
520
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,971
sorry I've been
dodging your texts.
521
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,557
I was going through
some personal stuff,
522
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,809
but I think it's over.
523
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,978
- All right.
524
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,271
- Are you mad at me?
525
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,772
- Am I mad at you?
526
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,026
No, you just gave me
a super vague,
527
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:57,154
cryptic explanation
for why you ghosted me.
528
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,907
So I'd say we're all good now.
529
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,951
- Yeah, Whitney, you can't
just come crawling back
530
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,912
thinking he been
sitting around waiting for you.
531
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,997
Canaan got options.
- That's right.
532
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,374
- A lot of the options
are real ugly,
533
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,751
but they are options.
534
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:14,004
- [laughs]
Okay, well, I am sorry,
535
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,882
and I could've texted.
- It's good.
536
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,343
By the way,
I heard about your game.
537
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,929
Sorry you lost, but honestly,
538
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,430
I'm kind of happy
soccer's done.
539
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,432
Now you have more time
to hang out with me.
540
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,976
- Mm, you've been
looking me up?
541
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,228
- No, I--I read it on ESPN.
542
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,105
I did have to scroll down
really far, though.
543
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,524
They do not put
women's sports up at the top.
544
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,318
- No, they don't.
[laughter]
545
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,527
- Come on.
546
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,698
♪ ♪
547
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,159
- So what does this town
have in the way of dinner?
548
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,329
I'm thinking chicken tenders
from a chain restaurant?
549
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,289
- I think we need to end this.
550
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,084
- What?
551
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,462
- I can't keep dating someone
this closeted.
552
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,631
I can't keep sneaking around.
553
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,050
I feel like you're bringing me
back in the closet with you.
554
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,426
I've already been through this.
555
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,136
I can't go backward.
556
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,681
- Okay, but what about me?
557
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,015
I'm just--I'm not ready.
558
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,184
- Exactly, and you might
never feel ready.
559
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,936
So where does that leave me?
560
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,021
Believe me, I get it.
561
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,148
It was really hard coming out
to both my grandmas
562
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,943
on Easter Sunday, but I did it.
563
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,028
And it made me feel
so much better.
564
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,863
- No, I just don't like
the idea of coming out.
565
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,657
I don't feel the need
to announce to the world
566
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,367
what type of people
that I sleep with
567
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,910
and let that detail define me.
568
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,037
- But it doesn't
have to define you.
569
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,539
- It totally does.
570
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,249
If you Google a gay person,
571
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,709
the first word
that auto-populates
572
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,085
after their name is "gay."
573
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,753
It becomes their new
main characteristic,
574
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,839
and I don't need that;
I like who I am.
575
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,466
I don't want to come out
and become all political
576
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,760
and have it affect
how I act and speak
577
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,888
and dress and what things I do.
578
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,890
- Um...
579
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,144
you're describing me.
580
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:56,440
The thing you so desperately
don't want to be is me.
581
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:03,572
Look, I really care about you.
582
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,741
I like--
583
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,826
[clears throat]
584
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,412
But if you can't
be out with me,
585
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,330
I can't be with you.
586
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,963
- Then I guess we're done.
587
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:27,721
♪ ♪
588
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,517
- So now Eric
officially hates me.
589
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,894
I shouldn't
have said anything.
590
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,145
- I think it's good you did.
591
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:37,189
Staying silent only leads
to regret.
592
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,940
- And you might not
be there yet,
593
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,275
but let me know
when you're ready
594
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:41,568
to get revenge
on that sick freak.
595
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,445
I will aid and abet you
all day.
596
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,738
- [laughs]
597
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,198
[knock at door]
598
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:48,116
- Hey, Bela.
599
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,785
- Hi.
600
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,953
Guys, this is Eric,
the editor of "The Catullan."
601
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,497
- Oh, nuh-uh.
Not today, sicko.
602
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,956
You get your rape-y dick
out of here
603
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,541
before I cut it off.
- Yeah, guess what.
604
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,001
It's your turn to get
assaulted, shit bird.
605
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,711
- No, guys, this is Eric,
the other editor.
606
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,172
Ryan's the handsome one.
- Hey, what the fuck?
607
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,299
- Sorry, it's been a long day.
- Yeah, whatever.
608
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,928
Can we just talk for a sec,
like, alone?
609
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,765
- Sure.
610
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,312
- Can I get a glass of water
or something?
611
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:19,064
- No.
- Oh.
612
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,526
I wrote this down
so I wouldn't get it wrong.
613
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:28,323
My initial reaction
earlier today sucked.
614
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:31,076
As an editor and as
a sometimes very awkward
615
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,829
and thoughtless person,
I'm sorry.
616
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,497
I handled myself poorly.
617
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,542
I believe you, and I will
do something about it.
618
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,586
- Wow.
619
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,463
Thank you, Eric.
620
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,091
- Yeah, okay, well,
I'm gonna get out of here.
621
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,510
Smells like a candle store
in a mall.
622
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:57,936
♪ ♪
623
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,152
- Leighton.
624
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,030
- Hey, what's up?
625
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,824
- Nothing, just...
626
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,995
going on a brisk walk for
no particular reason at all.
627
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,414
- Same, same.
628
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,666
- Why do you
have luggage with you?
629
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,835
- Oh, I had, uh,
630
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,880
planned a trip
but then decided not to go.
631
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,339
- Mm. Are you okay?
632
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,842
- Yeah. Are you okay?
633
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,136
- Yeah, yeah.
634
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,850
- Hey--hey,
did Nico talk to you today?
635
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,144
- No, no, he did not.
636
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,270
- Seriously?
637
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,688
You haven't heard
from him at all?
638
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,734
Okay.
639
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,319
- Are you headed home?
640
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:50,071
- No, I'm headed
somewhere else first.
641
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,450
- Okay.
642
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,329
♪ ♪
643
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,663
- Hey, how's it going?
644
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,458
- Nico was cheating on you.
A lot.
645
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,961
♪ ♪
646
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,547
- ♪ Take a good, hard ♪
647
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:11,509
♪ Look at me ♪
648
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,804
♪ Am I standing
in the way ♪
649
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,975
♪ Of your opportunity ♪
650
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,645
♪ We never thought ♪
651
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:25,857
♪ To take it slow ♪
652
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:29,819
♪ Like a bullet in the night ♪
653
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,615
♪ Silencer kept closed ♪
654
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,993
♪ I wanna pull you
out of this town ♪
655
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,162
♪ Barely breathing now ♪
656
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,624
♪ Too much to take in ♪
657
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,877
♪ It's too much to take in ♪
658
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,046
♪ ♪
659
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,299
♪ I'll never pull you
out of this town ♪
660
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,468
♪ Barely breathing now ♪
661
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:56,972
♪ Too much to take in ♪
662
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,684
♪ It's too much to take in ♪
663
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,938
♪ Am I crazy to try ♪
664
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,858
♪ To make everything
come together ♪
665
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,487
♪ Make everything
come together ♪
666
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:15,282
♪ Tonight ♪
667
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,826
♪ I'm not gonna lie ♪
668
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,452
♪ ♪
669
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:23,123
♪ I've been looking
for something better ♪
670
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,292
- Go to bed.
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