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- Okay, what are we
looking at here?
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A flock of cormorants.
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A couple mallard.
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Not a cormorant.
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Well, wait, no, that's
a California towhee, I think.
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Oh, people.
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[sniffs] Yuck.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ah, nah, that's just
a survey flag.
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Well, here we are
at the exact coordinates
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that Sky Shark Mark 92
laid out for a sighting
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of the American avocet,
and as we just saw,
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that was not an
American avocet.
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It wasn't any kind of avocet.
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I mean, all I've seen
out here so far
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are a bunch of mallards,
a common crane or two,
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a sea duck that
flew off course.
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And I guess a few
black-necked stilts,
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which of course are great,
but I mean,
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I've already ticked them.
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I don't even know.
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But I am not prepared
to give up hope.
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What?
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What the heck?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [yelling]
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- What is it?
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- [yelling]
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- What do you mean?
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- Bag! Bag!
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- You want my bag?
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My bag?
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- [yelling]
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- Ju--
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- Bag!
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[gasping]
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- Are you okay?
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Sir?
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You're good?
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You sure?
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Okay.
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[grunting]
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Sir? Sir?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Wake up. Wake up.
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Sir?
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- Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa.
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I'm alive!
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I'm alive.
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Oh, God.
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I thought that was it.
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Wait.
- What--what happened?
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- The pulley.
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The pulley, oh, God.
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You pull.
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It's supposed to go down.
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- Yeah.
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- I went up.
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It was so scary, so scary.
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Oh, oh.
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- You're okay now?
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- I'm okay.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah, I'm okay.
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I'm sorry.
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You must be so busy.
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You do--yeah, you do you.
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I'm--I got this.
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I'm going to--
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- Is there somebody
you want me to call or?
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- No.
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I think I'm just--
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well, that's
a really nice camera.
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Wait, wait, yes, yes.
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You're not busy, are you?
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Can you do me a favor quick?
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- Well, I'm kind of--
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- No, no, no,
I'll pay you $1,000 cash.
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I need you for 10 minutes.
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- As long as I can remember,
I've only had one wish.
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It wasn't for $1 billion
or a million more wishes.
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I just wanted to fly.
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Cut to, it's 1994,
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a young boy pops in
a VHS of a film
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called "Terminal Velocity."
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He's basking in the glow
of Charlie Sheen's brave
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and incredibly
underrated performance
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as skydiver Ditch Brodie.
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And that boy knows his dream
is going to come true.
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But he also knows
dreams don't come cheap,
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and dreams need help,
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which is why you might want
to hire someone professional
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who might be able to make sure
that nothing bad happens,
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which is why I contracted you,
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your company,
Cloudaholics Skydiving,
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to make sure
everything went okay,
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so that, say,
I wouldn't be told,
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pull your cord
anytime after 10 seconds
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and accidentally get caught up
in the plane's jet stream,
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shoot straight up in the air
instead of shooting down.
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Or--or I wouldn't be advised
to say, hey, go ahead
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and just jump on your own even
though it's your first jump.
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You don't need a buddy up there
when you're panicking.
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There's nobody up there.
There's nobody around!
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Or--or so that you won't end up
100 miles from the target,
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crumpled up on the ground, 90--
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Too emotional.
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- Huh?
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- I said, it's too emotional.
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It's too emotional, isn't it?
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- Uh--
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- I knew it, I knew it.
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I knew it.
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Look, it's too emotional.
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Let me explain to you what
I'm trying to do here, okay.
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I want to sue
Cloudaholics Skydiving.
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I want to use the footage
you have of me
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almost dying in that field.
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But I need to combine it
with a perfect video.
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And my video sucks!
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It's too emotional.
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- I don't know.
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I think the emotion works.
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- Really?
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- Sure, yeah.
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I mean, it shows you're
passionate, uncompromising.
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It'll play with the jury.
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- You just made me feel
so good.
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You--I was just about to head
into a full shame spiral
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of self-criticism,
and you know what you did?
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- What?
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- You saved me.
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You saved me
for the second time today.
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Because you are--
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I mean, who--
who are you anyway?
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You're an angel.
You know what?
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Let me show you.
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I've been focused on myself
this whole day.
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Okay, who are you?
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What's your name?
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- Elliot.
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- Elliot. [chuckling]
Elliot, phone home, ET.
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Okay, what are you doing
out here, Elliot?
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Tell me.
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- I'm taking pictures of birds.
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- Oh, yeah, I'm taking
pictures of you.
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What's your blog called?
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- "Feathers."
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- That's a great name
for a blog.
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But what are you doing
in the middle of nowhere?
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Seriously, look at us.
We're nowhere.
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What are you doing here?
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- A guy on the community had
confirmed a sighting of a bird
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that's on my life list.
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- Hmm.
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What's it called?
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- The American avocet.
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- Yeah,
what does it look like?
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- It's a long-legged bird
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with slightly webbed feet
and blue legs.
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It's got a small, rounded head
and a long black bill
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that turns slightly upward
at the end.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,
wait, wait, wait there.
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Did you say blue legs,
webbed feet,
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small, rounded head,
and long black bill
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slightly curved at the end?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, this is going to be
a good day, Elliot.
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Elliot, come with me.
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Hey, where's your car?
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- You saw it?
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- Okay, keep that camera on.
It could be here any second.
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I swear, I saw a whole flock
of them right up here.
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- Oh, man, I can't thank you
enough for doing this.
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Especially with everything
you've been through today.
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- Are you kidding me?
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This is your wish.
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I mean, what did you--
what did you call it?
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A life list?
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You have to see this bird
before you die, Elliot.
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- [laughs]
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- Look at you.
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Look at that happy little boy.
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I love how much
you love these birds.
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It's so pure and beautiful.
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Where does it come from?
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- I don't know.
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I guess I like
the whole thing.
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I like sneaking up on them
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and spending some time
with them
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before they know I'm there.
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When you spend that kind
of quality time with a bird,
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you tend to get a little--
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- Obsessed?
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- Well, that's kind of
a strong term.
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- No, obsession has a bad rap.
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There's nothing wrong
with obsession.
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It's natural.
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I mean...
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I'm a little obsessed
with you, Elliot.
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I think you might be
a little obsessed with me too.
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- What?
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- I'm kidding!
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Awkward humor alert.
Anyway, sorry.
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Continue, please.
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- Yeah, I mean, I guess I do
get a little deep into it,
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but I'm not, like, a purist
like a lot of birders.
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I mean, they look down
on the fact that I film them.
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- Wait, what?
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- Yeah, there's, like,
a whole thing about
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you know, being out in nature
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with the bird alone,
no technology.
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But I don't know,
I guess I'm different.
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For me, the way to enjoy it
best is to film them.
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And then you end up with,
like, these tapes
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you can watch over and over
and over again.
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I mean, I have, like,
a whole closet full of them.
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You probably think
I'm a weirdo.
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[tires screeching]
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- I don't think
it's weird at all.
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- Huh?
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- I think it's beautiful.
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This is beautiful, man.
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This--this sharing, this--
this honesty here, it's just...
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While I have you,
just the two of us,
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can I ask,
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you ever bait your birds?
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- What do you mean?
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- I think you know what I mean.
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You ever try to lure them in
a little bit with, like,
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a "ca-caw," bird call,
or maybe some food?
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- No, I'd never do that.
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That's entirely unethical.
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- What about capturing?
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- Capturing?
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- Yeah.
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You ever want to, like--
like, jump on them with a bag,
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and like, you know,
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try and take
a little buddy home with you?
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- No, God, no.
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- Why?
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Would the birds die in the bag?
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- I don't think so.
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It'd just be hard to catch
in the first place.
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Besides, I never do that.
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- Elliot, have you seen
the film "American Beauty"?
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There is a line from it
that perfectly encapsulates
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what we're talking about here.
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- Shut up, shut up, shut up.
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Did you see that?
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- Wait, where--where you going?
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Wait, wait. Elliot!
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Come back!
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- Shit!
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Shit!
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I'm sorry, man.
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I thought for sure that--
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Sir?
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Hello?
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Where did you go?
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[scraping]
265
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,904
Fuck.
266
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,908
Guess I'm going to have
to go find him.
267
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,739
[both screaming]
268
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,785
[running footsteps]
269
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,352
- Elliot.
270
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,744
Elliot, don't you
walk away from me.
271
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:53,658
Don't you walk away from me.
272
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:54,311
I got something to say to you!
273
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,227
Hey!
274
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:02,145
Look, sometimes a man,
he can spend all his time
275
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,974
looking for a special bird,
and he doesn't realize
276
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,630
there's, like, a pretty decent
regular bird in front of him.
277
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,023
You feel your heart?
278
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:10,545
You feel the way
it's beating right now,
279
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,808
that gushing blood?
280
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,679
You were looking
for the--for that feeling
281
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,116
from that special bird,
282
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:20,033
and sometimes
there's a regular bird
283
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,382
right in front of you
that can--
284
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,905
that can give you
that same feeling.
285
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,341
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
286
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,777
- Yeah.
287
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,518
- Elliot, do not lie to me.
288
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,216
No more lying.
289
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,523
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
290
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,525
- Yes, yes.
291
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,101
- Come on.
292
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,453
[engine starts]
293
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,108
[dinging]
294
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,242
- Door's locked.
295
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,852
- Mm-hmm.
296
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,463
- The door is locked!
297
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,075
- I know.
298
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,511
- Okay, can you push
the little button?
299
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,034
Do you want to?
300
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,299
- Not really.
301
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,171
- Okay, what's going on?
302
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:19,875
- I can explain that.
303
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,529
- Yeah, I can explain it too.
304
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:26,055
This is bird bait.
305
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:30,755
And this is a liar.
306
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,105
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
307
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,541
Sir!
308
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,371
Sir!
309
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,943
[tires squealing]
310
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,338
- This is not going to work
311
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,079
unless we're honest
with each other, Elliot.
312
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,473
- What?
313
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,996
- I first need you
to admit that
314
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:57,434
you're a little bit
obsessed with me.
315
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,350
- I can't--I can't understand
what you're saying.
316
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,787
- I said, I'm not giving you
your car back
317
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,442
until you admit that
you're obsessed with me!
318
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,791
- Okay.
319
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,576
I'm obsessed.
320
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,101
- With me.
321
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,712
- Yes, yes, with you.
322
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,497
- Okay, good. That's good.
323
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,804
Now, second,
I need you to tell me
324
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:24,244
you understood what I meant
with my special bird metaphor.
325
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,289
- I--I think I understood.
326
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,118
- I don't think you did,
Elliot.
327
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,511
- Can I just have
my car back now?
328
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,426
- No, you may not.
329
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,383
Not until you tell me you
understood what I meant
330
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,777
with my special bird metaphor!
331
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,779
- Can you please just
come back here
332
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,086
so we can talk about this
without screaming?
333
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,394
- You are so frustrating!
334
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,179
God!
335
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889
- Jesus Christ.
336
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,248
What?
337
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,384
Where? Where?
338
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,515
Where?
339
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,821
Where? Where?
340
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,952
- It's in the pond.
341
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,346
The blue legs, the webbed feet.
342
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,175
- [panting]
343
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,138
[sighs] Man, fuck this.
344
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:39,493
Look, can I just have
my keys back now, please?
345
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,581
- No, Elliot.
346
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,365
No, you cannot.
347
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,324
Not until we clear up
all these lies.
348
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,978
- Oh, man, I am getting
so tired of this.
349
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,980
The sun is going down.
350
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,982
I know you think
I've been lying to you.
351
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,897
- No, no, Elliot.
No, no, no, no, no.
352
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,465
It's not you, it's me.
353
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,511
I'm the one who's been lying.
354
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,123
- It's okay.
355
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,125
We all do it.
356
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,518
I--I lied about the baiting.
357
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,128
- Clearly.
358
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,825
- Can I just have my keys?
359
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,741
And I will drop you
wherever you need to go.
360
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,354
- No.
361
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,357
No. No.
362
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,923
No.
363
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,055
I need you to understand
364
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,796
why I have been so emotional.
365
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:22,927
And I need to show you.
366
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,625
And when I show you, Elliot,
367
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,757
you are going
to understand everything.
368
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,240
Okay, you rolling? You ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
369
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,372
Here we go.
370
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,028
Uh, hold on. [chuckles]
371
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,595
Helps if there's
a little bit of wind.
372
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,901
Give that another shot.
373
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:46,342
It's just--anyway,
the point is that
374
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,475
the regular bag sort of
undulates and dances
375
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,478
in this very special way
because of the wind.
376
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,219
If you'd seen "American Beauty"
or listened
377
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,698
to what I was trying
to tell you before
378
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,091
you cut me off earlier,
you'd understand.
379
00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,922
But fine, we're here now,
so it's--
380
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,664
it's really--
there's never any wind
381
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,752
when you need it,
is there, Eliot?
382
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:05,840
It's really frustrating.
383
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,276
- Yeah, I think I get it.
384
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,886
- No, Eliot,
I really don't think you do.
385
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:09,887
- I don't--
- No, you don't get it!
386
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,367
You don't get it!
387
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,638
Elliot?
388
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,337
- Yeah?
389
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:28,297
- I'm just trying--
390
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,169
I'm just trying to tell you
I think you're special.
391
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,915
That's all I'm trying
to do here, all day.
392
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,876
That's why I lied to you
about the bird.
393
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:46,228
It's why I lied to you
about Cloudaholics Skydiving.
394
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,752
I didn't get lost up there,
Elliot.
395
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:49,927
I found you.
396
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,974
I found you down here.
397
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:56,151
It was almost like--
like you were baiting me.
398
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,022
And so I came to you.
399
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,503
And then you spent all day
400
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,942
looking for that stupid
special bird!
401
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,293
And I'm just regular.
402
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,255
Why can't regular be special,
Elliot?
403
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,474
- Look, dude, I don't--
404
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,257
- Elliot, shut your mouth.
405
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,607
Shut up, shut up.
406
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:23,483
[whispering] The special bird
is right there.
407
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,267
Elliot!
I know you don't believe me.
408
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,964
I would not lie about this.
409
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,139
Look!
410
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,358
- Uh...
411
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,707
- Look!
412
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,318
Look!
413
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,766
- Holy shit.
414
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,289
It's the avocet.
415
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,725
- That's right, Elliot.
416
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,162
It's your special bird.
417
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,208
And now you have
a choice to make.
418
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,863
And this is not a test
in any way.
419
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,822
Special or regular?
420
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,807
- What are you doing?
- I baited you.
421
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,330
I baited you.
422
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,244
- What the fuck are you doing?
423
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,419
Get away from me.
424
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,464
- Yeah!
425
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,639
Elliot!
426
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,683
Go!
427
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:34,945
- What are you doing?
428
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,078
[laughter]
429
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,562
[panting and grunting]
430
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,528
[grunting]
431
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,185
- It's okay.
432
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,143
It's okay.
433
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,537
It's okay. It's okay.
434
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,325
[panting]
435
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,843
[dramatic music]
436
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:52,806
♪ ♪
437
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:33,673
♪ ♪
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