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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:26,560 Um-- it doesn't matter. 2 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,160 I'll get something else. 3 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,560 Excuse me. 4 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,120 Sorry. 5 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,360 Um, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,680 I didn't realize. - Yeah. 7 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,560 Sorry. 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,320 It's fine. 9 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,920 We like seeing you kissingin the kitchen, don't we? 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,160 Not really. 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,160 I haven't even had a bit of yogurt yet. 12 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,920 Don't listen to her. 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,080 She's just jealous. 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,600 We're all jealous, aren't we? 15 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,200 - Not really. - We are. 16 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,840 - Yeah, not really. - We are. 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,280 - We're not, though. - Stella. 18 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Ignore her. 19 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,520 She's just jealous because her love 20 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,960 life is not going anywhere. 21 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,760 And they're queuingaround the corner for you, 22 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,560 aren't they?- I haven't got a job yet. 23 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,560 That's my main priority at the moment. 24 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,160 - Exactly.- Yeah, well, you've got a job. 25 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,400 Is that my yogurt? 26 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,320 Yeah. 27 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,800 Well, me and Jude think it's lovely, don't we? 28 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,720 You going to wash that chopping board? 29 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,640 You know those girls youtried to set me up with 30 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,760 and I turned them down? 31 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,920 Mhm. 32 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,440 Can you give me their numbers, please? 33 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,760 Can anyone lend me 20 pounds? 34 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,160 You need to get a bloody job. 35 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,480 Have I got time for a quick shower? 36 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,400 Of course. 37 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,040 This is weird, me and Gerry? 38 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,040 It's fine. 39 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,320 Are you sure it's not weird? 40 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,840 He's so cool. 41 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,280 I wish I was cool. 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,440 Any minute now he's going to be like, Grace, 43 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,440 why are you staring at me? 44 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,320 Why do you stop breathing when I'm near? 45 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,640 Help me be cool around him. 46 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,760 Just relax. 47 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,360 Claire from the Cricklewood Coven 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,240 just tweeted, asking for awicked tutor for her friend's 49 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,440 kid to get into a new coven. 50 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,360 She's such a tool 51 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,520 I don't get it. 52 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,880 Well, here elitest snobby friend 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,760 wants a witch to tutor her kids so that they 54 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,320 get into a good coven. 55 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,720 I could do that. 56 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,400 250 quid? 57 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,680 I am so doing this. 58 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,600 Does anyone know any reputation switches? 59 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,480 I'm going to be a tutor. 60 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,880 And I wanna fly away. 61 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,720 I don't know where my home is. 62 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,440 This was in the bathroom. 63 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,360 Hello? 64 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,840 Yes, this is Hannah Bright. 65 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,840 Yes, I do offer that service. 66 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,800 My rates. 67 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,000 Well, um. 68 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,200 Um. 69 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,160 Is this what it's going to be like? 70 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,440 Brilliant. 71 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,480 Her following him around like a bloody-- 72 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,400 - OK. - -- rabbit? 73 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,880 Fantastic. OK. 74 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,800 See you later. 75 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,840 Bye. 76 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,720 Whoo. 77 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,040 Got my first pupil. 78 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,120 Switch worked. 79 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,560 [MUSIC - KEITH BEAUVAIS, "BEAUTIFUL THING"] 80 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,960 And I'm falling deeper. 81 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,920 I never want to end. 82 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:24,360 It's a beautiful thing, a beautiful thing. 83 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,800 Thanks for putting myunderwear on the radiator. 84 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,400 Feels amazing. 85 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,920 It's like getting sex, butyou can get your whole bottom 86 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,840 inside, as well. 87 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,440 I am sober. 88 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,360 OK. 89 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,320 So I should probably go. 90 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,360 It's fine. 91 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,480 I'm relaxed. 92 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,880 But I did have fun last night. 93 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,960 Yeah? 94 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,840 I am relaxed about this. 95 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,840 But what are you-- what are you doing today? 96 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,320 Well, I'm a rock star, so mainly it'll 97 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,120 be champagne, strippers, and signing autographs. 98 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,440 Apart from that? 99 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,000 Changing the date on 200 posters by hand. 100 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,080 Pens. 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,800 Have you got any pens? 102 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,920 What for? 103 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,800 Um, well, I don't want him to go, 104 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,560 and if I help him with someposters, then he'll stay. 105 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,760 Don't try and figure outwhat's going on in his head. 106 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,640 Just relax. 107 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:19,560 I'm relaxed. 108 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,240 He's got a problem. 109 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,360 And if I help him with it, thenhe'll realize that I am nice. 110 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,520 Why are you so obsessed with him? 111 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,680 Where's your fucking pens? 112 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,240 I'm sorry. 113 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,440 Just don't want him to go yet. 114 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,440 Hey. 115 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,640 It's me. 116 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,640 What are you doing? 117 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,520 - Hannah Bright? - Yes. 118 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,400 Come in. 119 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,680 We're spending solstice in Chipping Norton. 120 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,280 We're good to be mixing withsome very powerful witches. 121 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,240 You're looking for a coven? 122 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,760 We can't let anything getin the way of her getting on. 123 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,800 I'm working three jobs to payfor all the extra tuition. 124 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,360 Do you live here? 125 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,320 Yes, with my coven. 126 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,680 Do you want a cup of tea? 127 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,560 No. 128 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,160 No, I'm late for work. 129 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,520 Now, I'll see you at 8:00,then I'll take you to fencing. 130 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,120 I thought it was conversational French? 131 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,480 French's Monday, Day horse riding Tuesday. 132 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,520 Wednesday public speaking,Thursday elocution, 133 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:36,480 Friday ballet, SaturdayWicca and late night fencing. 134 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,320 That's a lot of extra tuition. 135 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,720 If this goes well, I know a lot of other moms 136 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,520 I can send your way. 137 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,560 See you at 8:00. 138 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,040 So. 139 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:59,760 Welcome to Hannah Bright School of-- 140 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,720 Sparkling water, slice of lime. 141 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,600 Sorry. 142 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,840 Would you like a drink? 143 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,200 Yes, I'd like a drink. 144 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,320 Sparkling, ice, lime. 145 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,360 Now. 146 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,240 Jeez. 147 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,960 What's this? 148 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,520 Rosehip, nettle, albedo, and wood vine. 149 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,520 It's cool, isn't it? 150 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:33,920 Someone order an erection? 151 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,280 Hi. 152 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,280 Morning. 153 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,720 You all right? 154 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,800 Is that the guy from the Camden Castle? 155 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,640 I see the mountains in the water. 156 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:01,120 I see the flowers in the bed. 157 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,040 I feel the power that it brought us. 158 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:11,480 It's calling, calling,calling, calling us together. 159 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:16,920 That's it, Mike. 160 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,200 I can slot you in around 1:30. 161 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,120 OK, great. 162 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,280 Speed dating. 163 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,120 Natalie, hi. 164 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,400 Stella Monroe. 165 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,280 Hello. 166 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,120 No, that-- that's-- that's the neighbors. 167 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,800 Right. 168 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,120 A couple of quick fire questionsto get you warmed up, Natalie. 169 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,360 Yep. 170 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,240 Good. 171 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Heh. 172 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,120 Yeah, I'm going to justcome right out and say this, 173 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,840 but that one time we met, Isaved your name as Fit Tits. 174 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,120 And now I can't remember what your name is. 175 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,640 I'll take a picture, so-- 176 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,200 So. 177 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,640 The thing about Wicca is it's all about balance. 178 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,040 Do you want to write any of this down? 179 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:25,960 You're getting paid. 180 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:26,960 You write it down. 181 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,480 OK. 182 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,400 Um, balance. 183 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,080 You can get balance when the four-- 184 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,440 -- elements are in concert. 185 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,080 Earth, fire, air and water. 186 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,440 Air and water are the cooling elements, 187 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,920 and fire and earth are the warming elements. 188 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:44,920 Listen, Hannah. 189 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,400 It's Hannah, right? 190 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,840 Yeah. 191 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,920 Hannah, I need to getan edge on everyone else. 192 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,000 Do you understand what I mean by edge? 193 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,440 Yeah. 194 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,480 Has anything you'vesaid to me since I walked 195 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,320 in here given me an edge? 196 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,160 Probably not, no. 197 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,800 So the question I'm asking you, Hannah, is 198 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,280 are you up to the job? 199 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,640 All right. 200 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,520 If you're so smart, why don't you do the lesson? 201 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,400 Fine. 202 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,320 I will. 203 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,520 Historically, covens arecreated by earth elements, 204 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,920 bearing children and forming with three daughters. 205 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,520 I actually didn't know that. 206 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,800 Well, mummy's invested heavilyin my extra tuition, so-- 207 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,480 What was your last coven like? 208 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,000 Pff, well. 209 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,080 There's been so many, it'sdifficult to say, really. 210 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,840 What was your air element like? 211 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,440 I'm an air. 212 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,120 I think it's really funnyhow we're all a bit the same. 213 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,560 Was she always losing things? 214 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,560 Losing things? 215 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,480 Yeah. 216 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,960 Losing things. All the time. 217 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,880 Yeah. 218 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,120 Had to slap her. 219 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,480 Such a twat. 220 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,560 Nightmare. 221 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,520 You have been in a coven, right? 222 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,520 You're 15 years old. 223 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,920 You must've been. 224 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,400 Well, anyway. Um. 225 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,400 I think I'd like to talkabout, um, seasonal spells. 226 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,920 What about, like,playground covens, where you 227 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,000 all go around holding hands? 228 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,800 Tuppence, you have been in a coven. 229 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:08,360 Well, I mean, maybe not officially, but-- 230 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,240 So-- 231 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,320 They say this is-- is it? 232 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,240 No. 233 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,640 No. 234 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,840 Mike. 235 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,680 Did you only come round for the sex? 236 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,720 I thought that was the point. 237 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,640 Stop. 238 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,600 No. 239 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,920 Stay. 240 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:24,840 Now. 241 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,240 I've got work. 242 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,680 Pull a sicky. 243 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,480 Are you serious? 244 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,440 I never pull sickies. 245 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,600 I never ask you to stay. 246 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,400 Hello, Robbie? 247 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,520 Look, um, I can't make the grant meeting today. 248 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,440 Yeah. 249 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,320 Um, something's come up. 250 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:53,080 I've got a stiff neck. 251 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,840 Let's see how stiff that neck is. 252 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,840 I love my job, my family. 253 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,560 I've got a nice life, and Iwant to share it with someone. 254 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,760 What's your name again? 255 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,000 Julia. 256 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,200 Well, you've got a great look, but that 257 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,280 was distinctly average. 258 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,880 It's a no for me, I'm afraid. 259 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,040 You know, when you firstsat down, I had high hopes, 260 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,920 but nerves just got thebetter of you, didn't they? 261 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,480 Next. 262 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,360 Next. 263 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:33,920 I'm gay. 264 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:34,800 I'm Trevor. 265 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,120 No, I am gay. 266 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,800 I've been speed dating women all lunchtime, 267 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,080 in case you hadn't noticed. 268 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,480 I like a challenge. 269 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:45,200 So, 44, financiallysolvent, all my own teeth. 270 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,680 I'm here for good time, not a long time. 271 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,880 In short, I put the rev back into Trev. 272 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,080 And off is the directionI would like you to fuck. 273 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,560 What if I told you that deepdown, I'm the sensitive type? 274 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,800 Cat lover. 275 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,880 Cocoa. 276 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,600 Meow. 277 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,480 How about you put your digits in there? 278 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,480 The only digit you'll begetting from me is this. 279 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,880 Why do you have so many clothes? 280 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,360 I design clothes. 281 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,200 Made that. 282 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,560 Made that cushion. 283 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,960 What's in a cushion? 284 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,400 Feather, down. 285 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,280 That one's somethingcalled viscoelastic foam. 286 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:45,920 What do you do? 287 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,480 - For a job? - Me? 288 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,760 Um. 289 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,000 I work for the Museum of Natural Science. 290 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,320 In the shop? 291 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,560 No, I'm a curator. 292 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,840 Of the museum? 293 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,000 No. 294 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,200 Marine mollusks and cephalopods. 295 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,600 I preserved the eminence'slargest wet specimen. 296 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,960 It's a meter and a half giant clam. 297 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,160 I had a tank speciallydesigned and built and filled 298 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,200 yeah. 299 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,800 So, yeah. 300 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,520 Museum of Natural Science. 301 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,040 What's a mollusk? 302 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,880 Do you wanna sit here? 303 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,800 Yeah, sure. 304 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,480 So, coffee? 305 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,360 No. 306 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,360 I don't do caffeine. 307 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,360 Really? 308 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,160 I've got loads of herbal teas. 309 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,480 No. 310 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,400 I'm not really a hot drink sort of person. 311 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,760 Squirty cream? 312 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,200 I just have it straight. 313 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,120 No. 314 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,680 Um. Sunflower seeds? 315 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,480 - No, I'm fine. - Rice cracker? 316 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,360 No, honestly, Jude. 317 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,440 Chalk ice? 318 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,240 Yes, great. 319 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,960 You-- you like chalk ice. 320 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:27,840 Yeah. 321 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,760 Yes. 322 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,960 Listen, Tupps. 323 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,760 If I can get you into a coven, your mom's 324 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,520 going to send all the other moms my way, 325 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,360 and I can stop being skint. 326 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,720 I think I know why you'venever been in a coven before. 327 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,400 It's because you don't have any friends. 328 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,000 Am I right? 329 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,920 What do you do with other girls? 330 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,600 Whatever I want. 331 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,200 What do you do to relax? 332 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,800 Whatever I want. 333 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,440 OK. 334 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,440 If you had some people to hangout with, what would you do? 335 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,320 Whatever I want. 336 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,440 You're such a dick. 337 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,480 I'm a dick? 338 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,920 Yes. 339 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,840 You don't have any friendsbecause you're a dick. 340 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,440 No one talks to me like that. 341 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,720 No one talks to you anyway. 342 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,040 Look, I don't have to stand for this. 343 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,520 - Tuppence. - Get out of my way. 344 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,920 No, I'm sorry.I shouldn't have said that. 345 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,680 I'm the dick. - You are a dick. 346 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,840 It's just, your mom gives you everything. 347 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,280 That's normal. 348 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,480 I mean, doesn't yourmother give you everything? 349 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,360 We're not talking about my mom. 350 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,560 The point is, your mom can't buy you friends. 351 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,560 You have to earn them. 352 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,320 And you can. 353 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,320 You just need a bit of help from me. 354 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,360 I'm not a dick. 355 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,280 No. 356 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,160 You're not. 357 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,080 I am. 358 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,600 Say you're a dick. 359 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,680 You're a dick. 360 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,560 You made a little joke there. 361 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,480 Yes, I did. 362 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,000 Well spotted. Right. 363 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:49,920 You can make friends. 364 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:50,960 I know you can. 365 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,880 Can't you? 366 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,760 Yes. 367 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,720 Right. 368 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,880 What do we want? - Friends. 369 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,800 When do we want them? 370 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,760 Now. 371 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,640 Let's see what you've got. 372 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,840 Oof. 373 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,440 Lunch is a disaster. 374 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,000 We might have to head out. 375 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,480 I've just got a load of random shit. 376 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,640 Got some seafood from yesterday. 377 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,880 Do you want lunch? 378 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,240 Shit. 379 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,520 I'd better get going, actually. 380 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,040 Is there anything else I can help you with? 381 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,080 No. 382 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,960 I've got everything, I think. 383 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,440 Thanks for last night. 384 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,800 See you later. 385 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,800 Your-- your jumper. 386 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,440 God. 387 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,520 Well, I suppose I did pull a sicky. 388 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,320 Normal rules don't apply. 389 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,480 Can we wash these mytilus edulis? 390 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,320 Are these mollusks? 391 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,920 These are mollusks. 392 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,000 These wonderful creatures survive 393 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,040 in deep dark depths of cold and darkness 394 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,680 by clumping together to form a gang. 395 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,040 We could learn a lotfrom these little fellas. 396 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,560 And these are mercenaria mercenaria. 397 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,160 So good they named them twice. 398 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,840 Mollusks are actually quite cool, aren't they? 399 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,800 Exactly, that's what I'm saying. 400 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,720 They're the gangsters of the zoological world. 401 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,320 I mean, Calcareous shell, unsegmented body, 402 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,320 what's not to like? 403 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,200 Exactly. 404 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,920 Wish I could take youto my grant meeting today. 405 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,120 The director of research is a real bitch 406 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,000 for the herpetology wankers. 407 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,560 What's herpetology? 408 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,040 Reptiles, amphibians. 409 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,000 They get all the funding. 410 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,560 I hate lizards. 411 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,800 Where've you been all my life? 412 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,400 Hello. 413 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,120 Tuppence Mill. 414 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,800 Um, look. 415 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,480 If we're going to be friends,you're going to need to project 416 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,760 less sexual confidence, as it's also mistaken 417 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,960 for sexual availability, which I don't think 418 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,280 reflects well on either of us. 419 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,840 Um. 420 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,000 Good effort. 421 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,160 We just need to work on a few things, 422 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,320 like thinking about the other person's feelings. 423 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,520 Hey. 424 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,480 Gerry's just gone. 425 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,640 That doesn't mean anything, does it? 426 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,000 Let's ask Tuppence. 427 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,560 Think about Grace's feelings. 428 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,440 OK. 429 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 Um. 430 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,720 Well, have you-- have you made any 431 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,440 plans to see each other again? 432 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,880 No. 433 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,640 That doesn't meananything, though, does it? 434 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,840 Only that he feels nothing for you. 435 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,160 Shit. 436 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,000 A booty call. 437 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,320 A booty call. 438 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,520 - Looks that way. - No. 439 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,560 No. 440 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,840 The first time we had sex, 441 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,920 I was under a confidence spell. 442 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,760 And then last night was thefirst time with the real me. 443 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,280 I've blown it. 444 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,160 Grace! 445 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,920 That was amazing. 446 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,600 Thank you. 447 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,640 I didn't think it could getmuch better than this morning, 448 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,120 but it has. 449 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,640 Now, I know we hardly know each other, 450 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:17,080 but do you, um, do you want to go out with me? 451 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,080 What? 452 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,600 You can cook. 453 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,080 You can. 454 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,280 You've got a good job. 455 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,320 I don't know. 456 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,880 You sure? 457 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,200 All right, yeah. 458 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,840 It's Robbie. 459 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,760 Wish me luck. 460 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,080 Good luck. 461 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,440 Robbie, did we get the funding? 462 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,400 How are the dates? 463 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,280 Don't ask. 464 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,840 I think I just got a boyfriend. 465 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,680 What? 466 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,280 Was Fred there? 467 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,520 Yes. 468 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,120 You and Gerry are all right, you know? 469 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,000 What did she say? 470 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,120 Yeah. 471 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,640 I was going to ask you about that. 472 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,880 Would you mind ringing him for me? 473 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,200 Why? 474 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,560 I don't want to be a complete psycho, 475 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,320 but you're so muchbetter at this than I am. 476 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,080 And you can just call him and ask 477 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,160 him to come round or something. 478 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,600 Will you? Please? 479 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,080 Why do you need to hangout with him all the time? 480 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:08,920 What did she say? What did she say? 481 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,240 I need him to want me. 482 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,840 He's a bloke. 483 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,720 If he thinks he can have sexwith you, he'll come round. 484 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840 Mine did. 485 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,120 Not with me. 486 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,440 You have had sex with him. 487 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,760 If that's the only thing I've got to offer, 488 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,200 then I don't think he'll be coming back, OK? 489 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,320 Why? 490 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,240 I don't think I'm very good at it. 491 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,120 What did she say? 492 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,560 What did she say? 493 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,120 Well, was Fred there? 494 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,160 What was he wearing? 495 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,520 Hey, Gerry. 496 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,680 It's Jude. 497 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,480 Do you, um, do you want to come round tonight? 498 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,120 My mobile died. 499 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,720 Grace's mobile died and she'sjust thinking about numbers. 500 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,880 What did you say, Robbie? 501 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,800 What did you say? 502 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,240 What time? 503 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,320 You two-facedmanipulative bastard, Robbie. 504 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,280 I will destroy you, Robbie! 505 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,880 I will turn you into a fucking invertebrate 506 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,400 with my bare hands, Robbie. 507 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,040 I will soak you in formalsaline, put you in a jar, 508 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,520 and label you a patheticfucking ball bag forever! 509 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,960 I will kill! 510 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,000 Die! 511 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,360 Didn't get the funding. 512 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,360 Broken that. 513 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,800 It's-- it's all right. 514 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,000 What the hell was that about? 515 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,560 He, he really wanted the funding? 516 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,160 What makes you think that? 517 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,120 Tell him to go, Jude. 518 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,440 No. 519 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,760 Look, we've all have bad days at the office. 520 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,520 He's just passionate, that's all. 521 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,440 I thought more of you lot. 522 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,720 You're so quick to judge. 523 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,920 He killed his phone with his shoe. 524 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,160 - Look, I've got to go. - Don't. 525 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,640 He's crazy. - Excuse me. 526 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,360 I'm not going to find agirlfriend in the bathroom. 527 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,680 And Gerry's coming over tonight, 528 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,440 and I don't want him ruining everything. 529 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,840 Yeah. 530 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,080 And I don't want himscaring Tuppence anymore. 531 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,560 This is my career, you know. 532 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,760 Don't worry about me, mate. 533 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,640 No. 534 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,840 I'll be fine. 535 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,640 Sorry about earlier. 536 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,520 Robbie really winds me up. 537 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,000 I'm glad that it happenedhere and not at work though. 538 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,920 Couple of mollusks wouldhave it got it, would they? 539 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,000 Something like that, yeah. 540 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,440 Um, where you going? 541 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,360 I think I'm going to popinto Gerry's rehearsals. 542 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,960 I thought I said play it cool? 543 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,400 No, I think it's better tosee him before he gets here. 544 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,160 Well, this isn't mine. 545 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,480 It must be Stella's. 546 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,400 Take it to her. 547 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,000 Remember everything I said. 548 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,440 Don't come back until you're friends. 549 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,320 OK. 550 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:18,920 Hello. 551 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,400 It's Tuppence. 552 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,080 You've got a message from Pussycat Moll. 553 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:22,960 Give it here. 554 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,640 Who is Pussycat Moll? 555 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,360 Just some girl that Iliked on a dating website. 556 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,440 Um, seeing as we're both earth elements, 557 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,960 do you find that everyoneelse is a bit more 558 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,400 sensitive about things? 559 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,800 They're all too wet for their own good. 560 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,680 This girl could change everything. 561 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,240 A grade salary, hates Irish dancing, perfect. 562 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,640 See? 563 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,120 With a little bit oforganization and tenacity, 564 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,440 Like a coven. 565 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,240 Or a girlfriend. 566 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,080 You just got to put the hours in. 567 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,280 Come on, sit. 568 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,040 Let's practice small talk. 569 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,040 OK. 570 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,160 Well, um. 571 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,160 It's hard. 572 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,800 We're rubbish, aren't we? 573 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,240 Well, you know, I don't think small talk's 574 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,320 going to help you anyway. 575 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,920 Really? 576 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,240 Well, it's been scientificallyproven that people narrow 577 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,400 their mating opportunities using age, 578 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,280 weight, and height as proxiesof socioeconomic status. 579 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,680 So you might be perfect for Pussycat Moll, 580 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,080 but she'll probably judge you on something 581 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,560 like how fat your arms are. 582 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,000 And before you know it,she's left you with the bill 583 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,520 and taken both the mints. 584 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,720 Are you saying I've got fat arms? 585 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,720 No. 586 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,080 No. 587 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,080 Are you saying she's not going to like me? 588 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,040 No, I never said that. 589 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,960 Because I've got fat arms. 590 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,000 I'm not very good at this. 591 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,880 You horrible little ass pipe. 592 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,360 I am just getting dressed to go out 593 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,200 and you say stuff like that. 594 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,800 What is wrong with you? 595 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,800 Please, I'm just trying to-- 596 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,800 You are such a dick. 597 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,720 Get out. 598 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,720 Sorry. 599 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,120 How'd it go? 600 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,600 Tuppence. 601 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,800 Good luck. 602 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,520 What if she's really picky like me? 603 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,120 What if I really likeher, but she doesn't like 604 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,040 me because I've got fat arms? 605 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,880 Tuppence! 606 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,400 Fucking hell. 607 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,960 These cakes are delicious. 608 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,600 I've parked up there. 609 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,040 So? 610 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,040 I just saw traffic wardengoing up that street. 611 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,640 I have to sort this out. 612 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,520 Don't eat all the cakes. 613 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,360 No I love it. 614 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,840 There is no band called Talibandown in the.. 615 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,760 I'm being serious. 616 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,000 What are you doing here? 617 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,120 Well, I thought ratherthan waiting for you to come 618 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,320 round, I'd pop by with cakes. 619 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,520 Hello, I'm-- 620 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,400 Yeah, you don't need to be meet them. 621 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,760 Why not? 622 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,120 We're rehearsing, so-- 623 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,640 You're sitting around drinking. 624 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,520 We're artists. 625 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,440 Give us a break. 626 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,280 I'll come round after. 627 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,280 Don't bother. 628 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,000 For the band, not for you. 629 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,640 He ran off down there. 630 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,080 God, are you worried? 631 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,760 A bit. 632 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,520 Where's Tuppence? 633 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,960 She's locked herself in the bathroom 634 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:35,840 and she won't come out. 635 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,160 What happened? 636 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,760 Nothing. 637 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,640 You were out of milk. 638 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,840 Should we have Chinese? 639 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,440 I feel like Chinese. 640 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,400 - Um, I don't think so. - What about Indian? 641 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,920 I could do Indian. 642 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,840 Or Lebanese. 643 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,280 Mezze platter. 644 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,760 Yeah, I'm not really surethis is working for me. 645 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,800 - Why? - I don't know, really. 646 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,360 Well, it's great. 647 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,920 We're great. 648 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,640 Just give me one reason whywe shouldn't be together? 649 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,280 There's no one reason. 650 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,640 - I want a reason.- Lots of things, really. 651 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,800 I've got a boyfriend. 652 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,760 Why? 653 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,880 I'm an idiot. 654 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,760 Where is he? 655 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,240 Hawaii? 656 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,120 Where? 657 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,040 Oil rigs. 658 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,160 The oil rigs. 659 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,600 I, I have needs. 660 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,920 I'm not a good person. 661 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,840 Is he still away? 662 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,760 That's the thing. 663 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,040 He's back. 664 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,120 I just had a message while you were out. 665 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,720 I had a message, and he's back early. 666 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,320 So-- 667 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,760 I missed out on the biggestresearch grant of my career 668 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,960 for an afternoon with you. 669 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,640 I know. 670 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,680 And if it wasn't for this otherguy, you know, hello boyfriend. 671 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,600 I should go. 672 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,720 What if I talk to him? - No. 673 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,960 Yes. 674 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,880 You deserve so much better than this. 675 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,920 You shouldn't be neglectedand lonely, sleeping 676 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,720 around behind his back. 677 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,520 Together, we can confront him. 678 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,640 No, that's not a good idea. 679 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,840 What time's he coming around? 680 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,200 He's got a terrible temper. 681 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,400 I lost my funding for an afternoon with you. 682 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,640 And you know what? 683 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,040 You're worth it. 684 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,520 Now, what time's he coming around? 685 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,600 About 08:00? 686 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,640 Perfect. Leave this with me. 687 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,920 I've come with this style. 688 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,280 I bring you this cool. 689 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,200 Excuse me. 690 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,360 Is that clock right? 691 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,400 Stella. 692 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,360 Hi. 693 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,200 I was just leaving. 694 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,680 Don't let me stop you. 695 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,640 Just been in a meeting. 696 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,280 Potential new clients, very exciting. 697 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,160 Don't ask. 698 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,120 Can't talk about it yet. 699 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,040 Right. 700 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,680 Just, off home now. 701 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,000 Are you alone? 702 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,680 Yeah. 703 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,120 Yeah, I've been stood up. 704 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,320 Dear. 705 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,640 Do you want a drink? 706 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,800 I thought you were in a rush. 707 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,320 Well, I'm sure my catwon't mind waiting another hour 708 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,480 or so. 709 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,480 Two, Tory Wankers, please. 710 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,400 No problem. 711 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,000 Tuppence, please come out. 712 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,600 Go away. 713 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,000 How did it go? 714 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:53,960 Fine. 715 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,640 Um, I need a bath. 716 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,960 Grace, you only ever have a bath when 717 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,640 something's freaking you out. 718 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 What's happened? - Nothing. 719 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,680 It's fine. 720 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,720 I'd just like a bath. 721 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,640 No problem. 722 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,160 Just go back in, yeah? 723 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,440 Just go away. 724 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,280 She's locked herself in. 725 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,720 What happened? 726 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,040 Nothing. 727 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,280 You know, you click your fingers and they 728 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,080 come running, whereas I sleep with them 729 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,080 and they leave running. 730 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,200 Open this door now. 731 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,800 Did you have a fight? 732 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,560 Yeah, before I felt like Ididn't have any confidence, 733 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:30,120 and now I feel like I've lostconfidence, which is way worse. 734 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,560 Let's just calm down. 735 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,880 I am calm. 736 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,000 I-- just let me go. 737 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,400 I-- I want to have a bath. 738 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,080 OK. 739 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,360 How about-- how about we do alittle truth switch on Gerry? 740 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,920 We'll ask him if you likes you, and that way, 741 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,360 you know what's going on. 742 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,280 Um, Stella's on a date. 743 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,400 So-- 744 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,680 A switch got you into this mess. 745 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,360 Another will get you out.- Truth switch? 746 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,200 Yeah. 747 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,400 OK. 748 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,320 But Stella's out. 749 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,920 Tuppence, have you been listening? 750 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,400 Yeah. 751 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,560 You want to help? 752 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,040 Um, OK. 753 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,200 Look, I'm an earth element. 754 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,080 I know how to cut that up. 755 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,400 I could do it for you, if you'd like. 756 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,800 Spirit gracious, spirit kind, please 757 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,160 let us into someone's mind. 758 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,280 Make him utter only truth,show his hand and offer proof. 759 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,960 Reveal intentions good or bad,is he for real or Jack the lad? 760 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,680 You're shit. 761 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,600 Come on, mate. 762 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,040 Don't be like that. 763 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,520 I'm so sorry, but Islept with your girlfriend. 764 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,360 And your girlfriend tried to sleep with me, 765 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,520 but I turned her down becauseI was sleeping with his. 766 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,280 I mean, why do people do that? 767 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,200 Why make an arrangement if youcan't be bothered to turn up? 768 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,080 Shoddy. 769 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,200 Stella, I didn't have a meeting. 770 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,720 I have been stood up too. 771 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,760 No way. 772 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,040 Fucking way. 773 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,160 Why? 774 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,720 Why? 775 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:36,360 Nobody stands me up withoutgetting an abusive email. 776 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,280 Here we go. 777 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,960 Lame excuse alert. 778 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,280 She's here. 779 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,160 Red dress. 780 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,880 You're Pussycat Moll? 781 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,240 You're CamdenGirl87. 782 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,320 You're not gay. 783 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,840 Janet? 784 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,360 Listen, darling, whenyou've been through the amount 785 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,280 of assholes that I have, you'd tick interested 786 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,240 in men and women, too. 787 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,040 I really fancied your profile. 788 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,040 Are you telling me that the typeof woman I go for is my boss? 789 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,440 What is wrong with me? 790 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,000 What's wrong with me? 791 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,440 The most fulfilling relationshipI have is with a cat. 792 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,360 Trevor? 793 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,200 Come and take a seat. 794 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,440 Piss off, Trevor. 795 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,840 This my boss, Janet. 796 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,840 Show her Cocoa. 797 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,840 Who's that? 798 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,400 That's my cat, Cocoa. 799 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,360 Timmy. 800 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,240 He's a beauty. 801 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,680 British Bombay? 802 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,160 Yes. 803 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,080 Two Labor Spin Doctors, please. 804 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,240 Hi, babe. 805 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,200 How were the oil rigs? 806 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,200 Never mind that. 807 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,080 Where is he? 808 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,040 Who the fuck do you think you are? 809 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,440 Screwing my bird, then trying to shake me hand. 810 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,680 What's your angle? Slapping me mom? 811 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,120 Pissing on me dad? 812 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,200 Listen, you've got everyright be upset, mate. 813 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,680 I'm not your fucking mate, dick hump. 814 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,960 Can everyone just calm down, please? 815 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,080 Shut it, honey tits. Daddy's talking. 816 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,360 Don't tell her to shut up. 817 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,160 Or what? 818 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,240 Jude, he's standing on me toe. 819 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,920 Get off me toe, you heffalump. 820 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,880 Get off his toe. 821 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,320 Mike! 822 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,320 He pressed down onit then, Jude, on purpose. 823 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,240 Both of you. 824 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,240 Look, I'm sorry. 825 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,320 This is all my fault. I'm theone who's behaved like a cow, 826 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,440 and I'm sorry to both of you This 827 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,320 is all my fault because I'ma bloody commitment-phobe. 828 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,080 I can't go out with either of you. 829 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,640 What? 830 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,600 But we talked about havingbabies, sponsoring Africans. 831 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,720 I'm not ready for a relationship. 832 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,320 I'm such a bloody commitment-phobe, 833 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,680 I'm not ready for my friendsto have relationships. 834 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,520 You're jealous of me and Gerry. 835 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,400 I'm not jealous of you. 836 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,840 I'm jealous of him. 837 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,280 He's got you all to himself. 838 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,720 All you do talk about him,and follow him around. 839 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,960 I'm not ready for that. 840 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:25,960 I'm not like that. 841 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,520 You are. 842 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,280 Look, I'm sorry I said I wascool with it, but I'm not. 843 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,440 I'm not cool with who youbecome when he's around. 844 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,800 I'm sorry. 845 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,160 I will be cool with it, but not yet. 846 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,120 I'm sorry boys. 847 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,080 I don't want either of you. 848 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,920 I just want my mates. 849 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,600 Selfish beast. 850 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,520 Are you sure? 851 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,360 Totally. 852 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,040 I don't know what to say. 853 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,080 Should probably leave. 854 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,880 Yeah. Mate, you go. 855 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,880 I'll stay. 856 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,240 I'm not going if he's staying. 857 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,320 Will both of you just go? 858 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,840 Please? 859 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,960 Well, I'm not stickingaround here to be humiliated. 860 00:36:59,000 --> 00:36:59,960 She's not worth it. 861 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,200 I know. 862 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,320 Who do you think you are, Rihanna? 863 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,240 Heh. 864 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,320 I wish. 865 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,000 OK. 866 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,240 I mean, look at ya, with yourfake nails and your '80s weave, 867 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,480 you muffin top. 868 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,040 Turning us down? 869 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,720 Psh. 870 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,480 Take a good look at me now. 871 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,320 Next time you see me, bein one of your sex dreams. 872 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,280 Let's get pissed. 873 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,880 Batting both sides, mate? 874 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,240 Ignore the crackhead. 875 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,280 Hello. 876 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,440 I've left the band. 877 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,480 What happened? 878 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,120 Yeah, I want to say artisticdifferences, but I'd be lying. 879 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,120 Let me look at it. 880 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,440 Do you know Jude puts recycling 881 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,200 with the normal rubbish? 882 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,080 I can't believe you! 883 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,240 I'm sorry. 884 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,760 I just can't be bothered sometimes. 885 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,520 You are in so much trouble. 886 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,240 You must be Hannah's new student. 887 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,160 How's it going? 888 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,560 Well, I've learnt lots. 889 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,280 But she's not a proper teacher. 890 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,200 I know, but-- 891 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,480 but she's a proper friend. 892 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,200 She'll be doingsomething else next week. 893 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,240 She confuses her ventures withrunning away from her problems. 894 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,040 All right. 895 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,880 Um, why didn't you letme meet the band earlier? 896 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,160 Are you embarrassed? - Yeah. 897 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:38,920 Fine. 898 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,080 Of the band. 899 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,520 They're such a bunch of indie twats. 900 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,000 I'm not like them. 901 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,360 You're not like them. 902 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,640 - What do you think about Grace?- No. 903 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,280 You don't have to. 904 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,720 Well, I'd love it if Graceand I could have like a fling. 905 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:59,600 Like a no strings kind ofsex thing, no commitment. 906 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,840 But I can't do that. 907 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,160 Why not? 908 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,320 Because I fell in love with her last night. 909 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,000 My iPad! 910 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,800 Remind me to talk toyou about lifting spells. 911 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,960 I've had the best day ever. 912 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,000 What have you learned? 913 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,960 Loads. 914 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,280 Stella let me drink alcohol. 915 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,680 Who's Stella? 916 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,480 I was kissed by a boy. 917 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,520 What boy? 918 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,040 And I broke my iPad. 919 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,360 I can explain. 920 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,560 But mom, the bestthing is, I cast a spell. 921 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,800 A truth spell. 922 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,960 How was she? 923 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,400 She was brilliant. 924 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,600 You've done a great job. 925 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,320 But mom, I don't wantto get into the best coven. 926 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,960 I want to get into the right coven for me. 927 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,000 OK? 928 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,000 You know, Tuppence doesn'tneed all this extra tuition. 929 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,440 She just needs practice making friends. 930 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,000 Perhaps she could start with you. 931 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,520 Why don't you skip fencing tonight 932 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,200 and take your mom out and say thank you? 933 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,240 Well, yeah. 934 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,920 Let's go out for dinner. - OK. 935 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:11,840 Fine. 936 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,840 Hooray. 937 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,800 I've never seen her like this before. 938 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,800 Thank you, Hannah. 939 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,160 Clearing up for solstice? 940 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,400 Something like that. 941 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,360 Where's Grace and Gerry? 942 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,160 I think they're-- 943 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,200 Right. 944 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,600 Han. 945 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,080 Do you, um, do you think I'm a bad friend? 946 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,720 What? 947 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,040 Of course not. 948 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,800 I think I was a bit of a dick about Gerry. 949 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,720 No, you weren't. 950 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,960 I should be happy for her. 951 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,560 You're happy for her. 952 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,760 He's not going to take her away from us. 953 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,560 But what if it's never the same again? 954 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,720 It will be. 955 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,200 But we finally got you back. 956 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,960 If she really loves him,she's going to give it a go, 957 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:19,960 and she'll move in with him. 958 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,200 You can't worry about stuff like that. 959 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,360 Our coven hasn't lasted this long 960 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,720 because we haven't changed. 961 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,480 It's lasted because we change all the time. 962 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,400 Look at these photos. 963 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,720 Look at your hair. 964 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,800 Don't. 965 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,640 I've avoided half of them. 966 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,560 Ha. 967 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,440 Look at Grace. 968 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,520 What are you looking for? 969 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,680 Just having a sort out. 970 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,400 No, you're looking for something. 971 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,680 I can help. 972 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,600 It's fine. 973 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,400 Look, please. 974 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,280 I feel like a bad friend. 975 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,800 Let me do something. 976 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,240 Tuppence's mom was soexcited about her first switch. 977 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,720 It reminded me of thefirst time I cast a spell. 978 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,040 My mom took a picture ofus with my casting spoon. 979 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,760 Well, it must be here somewhere. 980 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,600 I've checked everywhere. 981 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:14,960 I hate being an air element. 982 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,360 I can't find anything ever. 983 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,520 Well, what you want it for, anyway? 984 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,200 I don't know. 985 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,720 Just now I've thought about it, I want it, 986 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840 and it's stressing me out. 987 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,160 You sure it's just the picture you're missing? 988 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,880 How was the date? 989 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,920 Yeah, it went brilliantly. 990 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,120 Just not for me. 991 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,760 You know, I don't think I'm the best 992 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,120 person for the job when it comesto finding the right person. 993 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:04,520 Tolster's might be agood place to find somebody. 994 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,960 You all right, Brighty? 995 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,840 Does anyone know where my mom is? 996 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,720 I need to see her. 60181

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