Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,440
I can't draw anymore.
2
00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,760
I've got a hand cramp.
3
00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,120
They're great.
4
00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,360
They'll go down to the
store with the punters.
5
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,640
That's market talk
for customers.
6
00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,680
My new
PA starts today.
7
00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,240
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
8
00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,120
I'm going need it becausethis week I need to win
9
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,240
over our biggest client yet.
10
00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,480
For the next few days, my wholelife is about Mr. Mustard.
11
00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,880
Why is there a goat's
head in the fridge?
12
00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,440
What?
13
00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,160
It's our anniversarytomorrow-- goat's head stew.
14
00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,560
Tradition-- don't
tell me you forgot.
15
00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,400
Five years since weofficially formed our coven.
16
00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,000
Aren't we a bit old
for anniversaries?
17
00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,480
I can't believe you two.
18
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,720
She's gone to so much
trouble for this.
19
00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,200
I'm going to be up
all night doing a whole
20
00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,680
another load of t-shirts.
21
00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,560
I'm going to be workinglate on this mustard pitch.
22
00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,880
I don't think you understand
how important it is.
23
00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,840
It'll break Grace'sheart if you're not here.
24
00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,520
I don't care what
you've got planned.
25
00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,440
You're staying in and
having fun with us.
26
00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,320
OK?
27
00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,520
Have you got any credit?
28
00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,600
Have you got any
credit on your phone?
29
00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,600
Um, yup.
30
00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,560
Can I use it, please?
31
00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,560
I need to make a call.
32
00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,160
Sorry, I have to get to work.
33
00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,160
Don't look down on me.
34
00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,080
I'm not.
35
00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,000
I asked you nicely.
36
00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,120
I'm not a bad person.
37
00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,480
I take my nan to church.
38
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,520
She's got her own nappy.
39
00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,440
Sorry.
40
00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,560
Can't help you.
41
00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,040
No!
42
00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,920
Help!
43
00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,440
She's got
robes and everything.
44
00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,600
Five is a big year.
45
00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,000
Softest camp flashback.
46
00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,880
Right, I will
leave work early,
47
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,560
but I draw the line at
organic sanitary towels.
48
00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,920
Remember this?
49
00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,520
I'm a little
woodland sprite.
50
00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,680
And I live in a hedge.
51
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,800
And I give you a--
52
00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,680
fright.
53
00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,200
He just sort of--
54
00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,400
sort of jumped me.
55
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,160
I want to go home.
56
00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,080
You're safe now.
57
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,120
We're all here.
58
00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,000
I want to go home.
59
00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,480
You are home.
60
00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,920
To my mum's.
61
00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,720
This type of thing goeson all the time in London.
62
00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,440
I want to go home
where people are kind.
63
00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,400
I've fucking had it with London.
64
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,600
You don't mean that.
65
00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,600
I do.
66
00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,600
What about us?
67
00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,440
We'd hate it if you went.
68
00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,240
Right, this is my I got muggedslash shit-faced last night.
69
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,840
Box.
70
00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,800
Oyster card, phone, knick--
71
00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,320
no, maybe not.
72
00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,000
I'm not staying here.
73
00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,880
It's our anniversary tomorrow.
74
00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000
We're all excited
about it, aren't we?
75
00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,560
How about a little
confidence spell?
76
00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,720
Come one, that goat's headis not gonna stew itself.
77
00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,360
OK, it say here three
teaspoons of iron.
78
00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,000
Give her a bit of a boost.
79
00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:02,920
Water.
80
00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,040
Air.
81
00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:09,920
Fire.
82
00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,560
I'm not sure about this.
83
00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,040
It's fine.
84
00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,600
Spirit
help our sister meek.
85
00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,560
Give her lion's heart,
not a rodent's squeak.
86
00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,960
Help her to lose inhibition,to not doubt her strength,
87
00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,760
or beg permission.
88
00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,080
Spirit mighty, this we crave.
89
00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,880
Make her fearless,
strong, and brave!
90
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,280
Are you OK?
91
00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,680
I feel-- immense.
92
00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,640
The honeys
in the place, grind.
93
00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:55,560
Get low, get low.
94
00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,160
Move side to side.
95
00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,560
All the honeys in
the place grind.
96
00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,000
Get low, get low.
97
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,480
Move side to side.
98
00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,400
All the honeys in
the place, grind.
99
00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,400
Get low, get low.
100
00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,840
Move side to side.
101
00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,320
All the honeys in
the place, grind.
102
00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,280
Get low, get low.
103
00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,240
Move side to side.
104
00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,640
Kicking off and--
105
00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,440
Yes, Anna?
106
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,200
Hi.
107
00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,280
I was mugged earlier,
so, running late.
108
00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,760
It's fine.
109
00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:29,200
Um-- um-- yeah, I think
I'm too traumatized.
110
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,760
I'm not gonna come
in to work today, OK?
111
00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,680
Thanks.
112
00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,560
Bye.
113
00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,080
- You sat on my guitar.- Sorry.
114
00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:47,960
Didn't realize.
115
00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,960
I love this more
than my penis.
116
00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,480
You're not at work today.
117
00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,040
I got mugged.
118
00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:58,960
It's OK.
119
00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,080
I'm fine.
120
00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,480
Can't let these
things get you down.
121
00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,120
Exactly.
122
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,880
I've been mugged seven times-- find it quite relaxing now.
123
00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,200
I refuse to feel
useless, which
124
00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,600
leads me to my next point--
125
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,040
your band.
126
00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,000
Neat segue way.
127
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,160
Why aren't you on first?
128
00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,800
Why aren't you headlining?
129
00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,440
If you had a bit more
confidence Gerry,
130
00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,320
you'd be topping that bill.
131
00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,120
Hey, Larry, how's
marriage treating you?
132
00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,520
Bushy, where have
you been all my life?
133
00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,480
Hello, Jack, have you startedskateboarding lessons?
134
00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,320
Has she still not
called you back, James?
135
00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,440
Come here.
136
00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,280
That's right.
137
00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,720
I feel your pain.
138
00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,720
Makes perfect sense.
139
00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,720
Hannah's good with customers--
140
00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,840
And you are not.
141
00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,120
Yes I am!
142
00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,720
You hate everyone
who sets foot in here.
143
00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,320
I hate them, but
I'm good with them.
144
00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,240
Anyway, Hannah deals with thesales, and I'm the creative.
145
00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,280
I get to do what I'm good atfor a change-- my own designs.
146
00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,800
Fingers crossed, I get
to leave this dumb soon.
147
00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,520
Congratulations.
148
00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,680
You're doing good work.
149
00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,600
Let's have a quick game ofwho-would-you-do to celebrate.
150
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,480
I'll go first.
151
00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,480
You for real?
152
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,560
He's a munter.
153
00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,040
Yeah.
154
00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,520
But if I do this, he
looks a little bit
155
00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,240
like Gerard Depardieu.
156
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:55,360
Stella, we need to
make mustard more sexy,
157
00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,760
more accessible.
158
00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,760
A mustard for the modern world.
159
00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,200
Can you cut the mustard?
160
00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,520
Are you the mustard cutter?
161
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,440
I hope so.
162
00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,760
Where's Laura, my new PA?
163
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,960
I'm dying for a coffee.
164
00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,000
Sacked her and
found a replacement--
165
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,720
all before 9 o'clock.
166
00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,560
Meet India, your new PA.
167
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,360
No.
168
00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,320
No way.
169
00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,680
No chance.
170
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,280
I'm not working with her.Find someone else.
171
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,320
I've just given her the job.
172
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,000
But I'm not working with her.
173
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,200
There were plenty of goodcandidates on that list.
174
00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,400
Let's just keep looking.
175
00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,320
She's brilliant.
176
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440
She's a fucking--
177
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,320
could you just give
me a minute, please?
178
00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,640
Do I have to?
179
00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:35,640
No.
180
00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,600
I am not working with her.
181
00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,400
I know her, and I
don't trust her.
182
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,080
- That's ridiculous.- I don't want to work with her.
183
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,320
Find another PA.
184
00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,640
India, you're promoted
to account manager.
185
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,600
But she's clueless!
186
00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,560
What are the three basicprinciples of advertising?
187
00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:58,680
Um, shopping
pictures, and shopping.
188
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,560
She is hotter than
a Fukushima reactor.
189
00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,240
Shopping, pictures,
and shopping.
190
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,400
Her ideas are so crunchy!
191
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,600
What?
192
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,000
Listen, this mustard
account is huge.
193
00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,360
We get mustard, they'll
give us mayonnaise.
194
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,240
We get mayonnaise, then weget a shot at the big one--
195
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,480
ketchup.
- Ketchup.
196
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,080
We'll never get a
second shot at this.
197
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,480
So I want both of
you working on it.
198
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,520
The best pitch
keeps the account.
199
00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,760
Magnifique.
200
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,640
But--
201
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,760
India, I got
these for you so--
202
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,240
because you're so brilliant!
203
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,200
Sorry, I'll go now.
204
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,600
Have you cast a spell
on my entire office?
205
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,760
Talking about how much youcast is just not...
206
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,000
darling.
207
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,320
Didn't they teach
you that at camp?
208
00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,600
See, a lot is going to dependon how tight your trucks are.
209
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,600
You sold everything?
210
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,480
What?
211
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,600
Scouser!
212
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,600
Didn't you watch my stuff?
213
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,640
You didn't ask me.
214
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,600
You've asked him.
215
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,000
Didn't you watch my stuff?
216
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,280
You didn't ask me.
You've asked him.
217
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,360
- No you didn't.
- Yeah you did.
218
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,040
Look, I don't care
which one I asked.
219
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,800
You're both basically
the same person.
220
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,400
Where's all my stuff?
221
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,280
Bushy?
222
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,360
I'm so sorry.
223
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,680
I thought it was going
to be like "EastEnders,"
224
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,040
everyone looking out
for each others stall.
225
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,000
Shall I call the police?
226
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,960
What, for 20 t-shirts?
227
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,720
Don't worry about it, Hannah.- We'll fix it.
228
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:44,640
We'll do something.
229
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,520
It's fine.
230
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,560
It's my mistake for asking you.
231
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,920
Jude, I'm sorry.
232
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,760
Conversion of strategicaudiences into buying audiences
233
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,560
will vary by media type,
and is often defined
234
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,040
by lifestyle characteristics.
235
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,280
You see, out mustard
friends have a--
236
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,240
Yes, this is a bit boring.
237
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,200
Let's move on to
India's presentation.
238
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,080
I think we should pitch this.
239
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,080
Woo!
240
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,480
Brilliant!
241
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,440
Everyone get that down.
242
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,600
That is genius.
243
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,720
I love it.
244
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,280
- You're such a baby.
- This is the best.
245
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,200
Shh!
246
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,720
Listen up, Shaggy, Not NowKato played The Roundhouse,
247
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,000
The Good Mixer, Bar Flight.
248
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,520
Who the hell are
The Buckets anyway?
249
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,000
You either are, or you are notin touch with the indie scene.
250
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,560
If the latter, you
can look forward
251
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,440
to diminishing audiences onyour venue's slow decline
252
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,840
into a chav pit with pinkdrinks and mirrors everywhere.
253
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,000
Do you want a club with
mirrors everywhere?
254
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,480
No?
255
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,000
Then how about we agree toa change of running order.
256
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,640
That was amazing.
257
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,000
You're like a tiny Jedi.
258
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,360
This band will
headlining tonight.
259
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,600
How can I thank you?
260
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,760
How about a kiss?
261
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,640
Of course!
262
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,320
Hannah needs me.
263
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,280
I've got to go.
264
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,640
And one for you.
265
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,640
Rock and roll!
266
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,440
They stole every one?
267
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,240
And no one saw anything?
268
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,120
I've ruined the anniversary.
269
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,320
She was so mad she did thewhole quiet, cool thing.
270
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,120
I'm confident I can solve it.Leave this with me.
271
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,600
Someone here knows more
than they're letting on.
272
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,200
You.
273
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,200
You look nervous.
274
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,720
Why?
275
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,000
Don't know.
276
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,760
- You're hiding something.- No I'm not.
277
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,480
Don't lie to me.
278
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,720
I fancy Hannah!
279
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,480
Remember anything
from this morning?
280
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,120
Jog your memory?
281
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,080
That's not even ours.
282
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,360
Thanks, Grace.
283
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,360
Let's talk about this at home.
284
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,840
OK, you've had your fun.
285
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,520
Alexis made her point.
286
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,160
Now can we lift the spell, sothat we can get on with winning
287
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,040
the mustard account?
288
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,040
Sorry, darling.
289
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,160
What do you want?
290
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,000
Strictly ... I'm here to destroy you,
291
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,280
and your career,
and your company.
292
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,560
Why?
293
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,760
The company goes
down, you lose your job
294
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,480
and your grubby little
coven can't afford
295
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,800
to live in London anymore.
296
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,280
But it has nothing
to do with you.
297
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,960
Alexis always hated us.
298
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,760
Every couple of years she getsa new bunch of sad hangers-on
299
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,760
to do whatever she wants.
300
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,640
Alexa and I are
BFFs, actually.
301
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,120
And you are on our patch.
302
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,320
One of your little,
remedial chums
303
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,800
got themselves into a scrape?
304
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,560
Let me get past.
305
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,920
Spell it out to the
dimwit's, will you?
306
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,360
Nice, big font-- no
complicated words--
307
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,720
you do not mess with the
witches of Kensington.
308
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,320
It's totes simple.
309
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,760
We will always win.
310
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,680
Yeah?
311
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,400
Don't panic.
312
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,720
We've got a plan.
313
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,320
It just took some organizing.
314
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,760
What I need--
- What is this?
315
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,720
-- is, um, materials.
What I need us to do--
316
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,960
- How did you afford all that?- Doesn't matter.
317
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,360
I haggled-- hard.
318
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,240
What's up?
319
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,080
My stuff got stolen.
320
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,320
Can everyone
just listen to me?
321
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,640
We need to enchant thesedesigns to make Jude's t-shirts,
322
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,480
so that business canrecover from its misfortune.
323
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,400
I'll do it.
324
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,640
Stella, get the spellbook.
325
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,680
Jude, pass me the design.
326
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,480
Hannah, just give me some space.
327
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,880
Spirit,
we are in a mess.
328
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,520
We need to save our
friends business.
329
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,320
There isn't any time to spare.
330
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,960
We need some t-shirts
made with care.
331
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,960
Spirit please,
enchant this design,
332
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,320
and do it quick--
in record time!
333
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,440
Yes!
334
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,040
I promise you, I won'tlet them out of my sight.
335
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,560
What-- What's the
matter with you?
336
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,720
Well, you know my new PAwas supposed to start today?
337
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,080
It's India Harvey Wilkinson.
338
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,800
She has cast a spell
on the entire office
339
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,440
so they think she's a genius.
340
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,120
She's got promoted.
341
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,280
And now she's trying to ruin thecompany so that I lose my job
342
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,240
and can't pay our rent.
343
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,920
So you still need a new PA?
344
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,520
I'll come work for you.
345
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,600
What can you do?
346
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,280
Anything, my friend.
347
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,640
Well, I best get off.
348
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,320
Are you still seeing Gerry?
349
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,560
Yeah.
350
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,040
Not really going
anywhere though, is it?
351
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,520
Um, no-- not really.
352
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,080
Thanks.
353
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,560
Han, should you be gettingthe stock down to the store?
354
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,760
Um, of course--
355
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,720
yeah.
356
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,760
Stels, image change-- pronto.
357
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,360
Show me corporate.
358
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,720
I want to make Deborah Meadenlook like Florence Welch.
359
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,960
This trouser suit makes me feellike I actually have a cock.
360
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,320
Well, my whole industry
is based on gossip.
361
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,080
If India pitches
something ridiculous,
362
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,080
it will be the talk of London.
363
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,240
It's fine.
364
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,800
Well, no one
else will touch us.
365
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,320
And then all the other
clients will leave us.
366
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,600
I've seen it happen before.
367
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,600
And people have got
mortgages and kids.
368
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,800
OK, so what's your pitch?
369
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,960
I don't know.
370
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,240
I can't even think straight.
371
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,640
I have never felt so--
372
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,880
It'll be fine.
373
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,200
Do you remember
when we first met?
374
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,280
We were at camp.
375
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,520
I was crying because--
376
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,480
Because your newt died.
377
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,840
You didn't say anything.
378
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,600
You just climbed into
bed with me and held me.
379
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,960
You knew what I needed,
even when I didn't know.
380
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,240
You can manage
people, win them over.
381
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,000
How do I do that?
382
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,040
There's this boy, right?
383
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,720
And he knows me, but Idon't think he notices me.
384
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,320
How can I get his attention?
385
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:35,720
How can I make him see thestrong, confident, sexual being
386
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,720
It feels so good saying that.
387
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,000
I don't know.
388
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,480
Surprise him?
389
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,120
Show him a side to you
he's never seen before?
390
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,240
Something he
hasn't seen before.
391
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,560
Yes.
392
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,640
Yes, brilliant.
393
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,520
Thanks.
394
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,920
What are friends for?
395
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,400
- That's it.
- What?
396
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,280
Friends.
That's it.
397
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,000
I know we can do.
398
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,800
We can't lift the
spell, but we can
399
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,240
do the best goddamn pitch ever.
400
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,640
Right, let's get
these dates nailed.
401
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,000
Hello.
402
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,600
- Sorry we're late.
- Hi.
403
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,520
Hi.
404
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,560
How are you?
405
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,600
Hey, Janet.
406
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,400
Grace, what are
you doing here?
407
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,640
I'm Stella's new PA, sinceyou promoted that fucktard--
408
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,520
India.
409
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,600
She's not a fucktard.
410
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,760
- She is.
- She's not.
411
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880
Well, she is.
412
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,400
Anyway, we've got a pitch.
413
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,400
There's no point.
414
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,920
We're going with India's idea.
415
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,280
No, Janet, you
need to hear this.
416
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,160
Comfy?
417
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,240
I'll begin.
418
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,600
Stella and I have been
friends for nine years.
419
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,680
We do everything together.
420
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,200
We live together.
421
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,240
We fight.
422
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,760
We cry.
423
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,920
I cry-- she doesn't.
424
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,280
There are some
things on my own I
425
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,680
quite like doing-- but
with her, I love doing.
426
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:06,760
Like partying, baking,
hangover walks.
427
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,160
Sorry, private joke.
Dance routines.
428
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,920
Why do we do these thing?
429
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,680
Because it gives us
license to be close.
430
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,960
Because we are friends.
431
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,040
And without real
friends, your life is
432
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,320
utterly and completely empty.
433
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,560
Grace isn't very
good with men, are you?
434
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,760
Well, not really.
435
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,120
She's terrible, in fact.
436
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,280
She struggles to attract
the men she wants.
437
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,720
And we only talk aboutthese really personal things
438
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,600
that only friends
can talk about when
439
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,960
we are doing things like this.
440
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,040
If our product is somethingwe do with our friends,
441
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:48,920
we won't just like it--
442
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,840
we'll--
443
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,760
We'll love it!
444
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,080
The truth is, this
is the pitch we need.
445
00:20:59,200 --> 00:20:59,960
Isn't it?
446
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,120
Bollocks.
447
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,000
We're going with India's idea ofpushing mustard's versatility.
448
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,600
Like what?
449
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,440
There's loads of alternativeuses she's come up with--
450
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,640
toothpaste, moisturizer,
thrush cream.
451
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,960
That's what's going
to get people talking.
452
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,040
India?
453
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,640
Tomorrow, you pitch.
454
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,560
Great.
455
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,200
Yeah.
456
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,440
Sorry, Stel.
457
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,360
It's OK.
458
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,520
They are complete--
459
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,480
Don't worry.
460
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,560
Isn't this a nice surprise?
461
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,480
Hashtag lying.
462
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,800
Awkies.
463
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,240
What?
I'm not touching you.
464
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,680
What?
- Move.
465
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,920
We have a table booked.
466
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,320
Grace.
467
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,800
Out of my fucking way.
468
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,040
Anniversary hugs
for tomorrow, yeah?
469
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,200
How is the planning going?
470
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,520
The planning?
471
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,760
Hello?
472
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,800
You ruining Stella's job.
473
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,440
It's working.
474
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,200
And we paid some
scruff to mug Grace.
475
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,800
You got Grace mugged?
476
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,120
This is going to be theirworst anniversary ever.
477
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,160
Someone needs to hydrate me.
478
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,000
What other spell shall wedo on the Trumps of Camden
479
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,320
over lunch?
480
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,560
Um, actually, I don't think--
481
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,320
I don't think we need anymore.
482
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,360
They're toast.
483
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,040
Totes amazement.
484
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,480
I am better than her!
485
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Trust me!
486
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,760
She is going to
ruin the company!
487
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,280
That is the truth, Janet!
488
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400
Listen, Stella, pleasedon't come in here telling me
489
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,120
I'm not telling
you how to run it.
490
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,920
I'm just saying that youdon't know her very well.
491
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,320
She's absolutely fantastic.
492
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,320
What are you doing?
493
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,360
Me and Johnny areplaying naughty ping pong.
494
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,840
You know the score.
495
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,600
Doesn't half make
the day go quick.
496
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:53,120
Him in the back of a taxiwith a bottle of baby oil.
497
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,240
Him, just him, in a sexclub with everyone watching.
498
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,800
Wearing-- my t-shirt!
499
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,400
She made that!
500
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,400
Your shirt!
501
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,840
You might want to just-- shh.
502
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,720
And another one?
503
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,400
Babe, how can thatslag be talking about me?
504
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,560
Who the hell does
she think she is?
505
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,520
How could-- what you looking at?
506
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,880
Roll up, roll up, get yourt-shirts-- only a pound.
507
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,480
So cheap you'd buy one
for someone you hate.
508
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,480
Han!
509
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,840
These are going like hotcakes.
510
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,760
Everyone wants one.
511
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,880
You're a fashion star!
512
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,600
I had to give away a
few as peace offerings
513
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,840
after Grace's little outburst.
514
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,360
Why are you selling
them for a pound?
515
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,280
The switch is still going.
516
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,120
There's loads in the flat.
517
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,600
T- shirts were 50 pence apop after Grace's haggling.
518
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,880
100% profit.
519
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,800
Yes, please.
520
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,800
What's wrong with you?
521
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,440
I thought you'd be happy.
522
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,760
I'm a fashion designer, nota fucking Chinese sweat shop.
523
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,240
What?
524
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,040
I don't want theseteletubbies wearing my designs.
525
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,240
They make them look awful.
526
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,480
That's racist.
527
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,000
They're supposed
to be exclusive!
528
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,240
Can't you just concentrateand do something properly?
529
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,800
You should be thanking me.
530
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,160
Everyone loves your clothes!
531
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,200
They love the price,
not the fucking design.
532
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,600
Did you see us?
533
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,400
Yeah, I caught the last few.
534
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,360
Got two more
gigs, free booze--
535
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,440
headlining is fucking brilliant.
536
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,840
I am pirate drunk.
537
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,280
I'm pleased for you.
538
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,920
Honestly, so you're
headlining, it's like--
539
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,480
it's like everyone is on smack.
540
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,560
Some girl texted me a pictureof herself in the buff.
541
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,440
Yeah?
542
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,760
Yeah.
543
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,200
Women, beer, parking--
you get everything!
544
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,920
Are you going
to text her back?
545
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,640
The girl in the buff.
546
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,480
Nah, feels a bit
weird with Jude.
547
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,560
She is hot though.
548
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,560
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
549
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,440
Look.
550
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,120
I mean, she looks like
she could fuck a horse--
551
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,040
It was me.
552
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,840
It's me.
553
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,760
It's me.
554
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,000
Look, that's my number.
555
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,200
See you after the gig.
556
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,040
Hello.
557
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,280
That's you?
558
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,640
Yeah.
559
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760
And now it's--
560
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,080
after the gig.
561
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,400
But you're mates with Jude.
562
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,760
She doesn't care about you.
563
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,920
Fact, I would never do
anything to hurt her.
564
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,440
I love her.
565
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,040
But she thinks you're nothingmore than a hunking slab
566
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,120
of sex meat, which is wrong.
567
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,600
Call me old fashioned.
568
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,600
Right.
569
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,080
It's a big mistake.
570
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,080
You should
probably delete that.
571
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,680
No.
572
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,560
Yes!
573
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,960
No!
574
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,920
Give me the--
575
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,880
Not today.
576
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,840
We learn to live.
577
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,320
Live to love.
578
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,280
We learn to love.
579
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,760
Not today.
580
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,760
We love to live.
581
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,360
We still on for tonight, then?
582
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,800
What's the matter with you two?
583
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,080
Nothing.
584
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,240
It's just she's a
bloody snob, that's all.
585
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,600
I'm not a snob.
586
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,920
Just because you talk
to anyone in the street
587
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,280
doesn't mean I want
them wearing my designs.
588
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,160
Not the bloody
t- shirts again.
589
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,560
Yes, the bloody
t- shirts again.
590
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,200
I'm about to lose my job.
591
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,320
Grace has gone completely mentalwith this confidence thing.
592
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,480
And you two are
arguing about nothing.
593
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,880
Merry anniversary.
594
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,200
Can I take you all
out for breakfast?
595
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,280
What's going on?
596
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,760
I'm not in the mood.
597
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,040
What, where's your
sense of sisterhood?
598
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,640
Let me take you out and buyyou breakfast-- celebrate
599
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,760
what amazing friends we are.
600
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:10,880
No!
601
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,960
Um, why is Gerry
naked in your room?
602
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,840
What?
603
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Gerry and I are together.
604
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,520
We slept together last night.
605
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,960
He slept with me
the night before!
606
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,080
Well, I've liked him for ages.
607
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,160
You were just messing him about.
608
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,280
We need to lift the switch.
609
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,560
We need to lift it now.
610
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,120
I don't need her permission.
611
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,560
There was nothing going
on between you two,
612
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,560
and you know it.
613
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,320
Sorry, um--
614
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,240
I think I better go.
615
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,800
We are lifting
this switch, Grace.
616
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,760
You are out of control.
617
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,640
No I'm not.
618
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,000
Yes you are!
619
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000
Being confident is one
thing, but this-- this
620
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,720
has gone too far!
621
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,480
You need to sit down andexchange some truths with us
622
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,840
so that the switch is over.
623
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,880
We do not do this to each other.
624
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,080
You want to share some truths?
625
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,120
How about you're onlyupset because I won't let
626
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,760
you use Gerry for sex anymore?
627
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,880
Or let you put your
new market buddies
628
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,520
in front of your real friends.
629
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,640
Or let you spend your wholelife obsessing about mustard.
630
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,840
Merry anniversary.
631
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:42,640
Pst-- him, nightclubtoilet, bottle of poppers,
632
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,720
Your turn.
633
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,000
He's not my type.
634
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,640
Too far away?
635
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,400
I'm just not all about sex.
636
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,040
No, of course not.
637
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:06,200
You like foreplay, watersports, bukkake, breath play,
638
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,960
webbing, seagulling, dogging.
639
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,320
Hey.
640
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,160
Can I have a beer?
641
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,160
My guitar has been stolen.
642
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,600
Bad luck.
643
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,720
That's got nothing
to do with it.
644
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,160
Should have gone home.
645
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,560
Taken the guitar home safe.
646
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,160
You lost a guitar,
but you found me.
647
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,160
What?
648
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,120
You can replace a guitar.
649
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,040
No, actually, I can't.
650
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,760
I can't just get another guitarthat I've had for 15 years.
651
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,200
Seen me through everything.
652
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,080
Every shit place I've
lived, every girl.
653
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,920
So no, I can't just
get another guitar.
654
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,320
You know, sometimes I
think I'm sick of it.
655
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,720
Living in shit
holes, being skint.
656
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,200
Being pissed all the time,waking up in the wrong--
657
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,120
I'm just sick of it.
658
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,920
Can I ask you something?
659
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,280
Do the four of you do
everything together?
660
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,320
Yeah, pretty much.
661
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,880
Because you are a coven?
662
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,760
Because we're friends.
663
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,440
And you live together.
664
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,560
You live together becauseyou're poor though, right?
665
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,280
Like really, really poor.
666
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:56,680
Or because you
actually enjoy it?
667
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,800
How does that work?
668
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,960
Do you all pay the
same, or does--
669
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,600
Shut up.
670
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,280
I'm about to lose
everything I care about.
671
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,840
And you want to know
how we split our bills?
672
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,680
OK.
673
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,560
Sorry.
674
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,160
Sorry.
675
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,800
You don't know the firstthing about friendship, do you?
676
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,960
All that money on
a posh education,
677
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,560
but they don't teach you how totreat people or about loyalty.
678
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,480
No, I don't suppose they do.
679
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,280
All right?
680
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,880
- Yeah.
- Sorry about yesterday.
681
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,360
It was me that you asked
to manage your store.
682
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,560
But hey, I don't know
what happened, sorry.
683
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,480
A bit late now,
Scouser, but thanks.
684
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,440
Did you find them?
685
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,120
No.
686
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,560
I did find out that me and Judehave got less in common than I
687
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,200
though.
688
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,600
It's all right, me and himdon't have nothing in common.
689
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,560
He supports Evan.
I support Liverpool.
690
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:56,600
It's a nightmare.
691
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,720
How'd you make it work?
692
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,840
Family.
693
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,080
If he was me mate,
I'd bitch him.
694
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,000
See ya later.
695
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:03,880
Thanks.
696
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,120
Remember me?
697
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,960
You attacked me yesterday,you little shit.
698
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,440
Did you think I wasgoing to let you go away?
699
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,560
Did you think I
was a little mouse?
700
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,280
Where you going?
- Just get out my way.
701
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,480
I'm not going to
run away anymore.
702
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,160
What are you going
to do about that?
703
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,080
Come on.
704
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,120
It's all your fault!
705
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,040
Fuck off!
706
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,920
I'm warning you.
707
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,120
I'm not scared of you.
708
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,600
Bloody bully!
709
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,040
Someone needs to
teach you a lesson!
710
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,120
Shit!
711
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,040
Do you see what you made me do!
712
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,080
I don't even know you!
713
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,680
I'm sorry!
714
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,000
Somebody paid me to mug you!
715
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,880
Diane, Howard, do sit down.
716
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,400
Allow me to introduce
you to India--
717
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,600
our very, very
talented new girl.
718
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,440
She is going to tell
you how we should
719
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,560
focus on the alternative
uses of mustard.
720
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,000
Excuse me one minute.
721
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,840
India.
722
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,520
So, mustard--
723
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,760
Shit, what hospital?
724
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,760
Well, is she going to be OK?
725
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,480
Excusez-moi, just one moment.
726
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Yeah, I'm coming now.
727
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,840
What happened?
728
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,880
Grace is in hospital.
729
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,800
What?
730
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,680
Stella.
731
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,960
She got mugged yesterday.
732
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,200
We cast a spell to
boost her confidence,
733
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,280
and now she's got into a fight.
734
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,400
It's all our fault.
735
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,320
It's not your fault.
736
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,640
What?
737
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,120
Alexa, she paid for
someone to mug Grace.
738
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,440
She's trying to ruin
your anniversary.
739
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,040
She's obsessed with you.
740
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,720
Do you want me to come with you?
741
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,120
I'm warning you,
stay away from me.
742
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,120
What about the pitch?
743
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,000
I don't give a shit.
744
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:16,920
My friend is in hospital.
745
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,880
Excuse me, could youtell me where CDU is please?
746
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,760
Thanks.
747
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,480
Since I've
been here I've learned
748
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:42,320
a lot about advertising, buteven more about friendship.
749
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,880
I'm not a great advertiser.
750
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,840
I'm not even a great person.
751
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,960
But with some good
friends, I could be.
752
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,240
And
without real friends,
753
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,160
your life is utterly
and completely empty.
754
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,720
There are some things wedo which on our own we like--
755
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,800
but with our friends, we love.
756
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,000
I really, really wish I
had friends like this.
757
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,320
Janet, I think I should letyou complete the presentation.
758
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,680
OK, so
you can't make it.
759
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,240
What's the point
of being witches
760
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,200
if you need all four of youconscious to do anything?
761
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,120
Not to worry.
762
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,720
This is a nightmare.
763
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,720
OK, great.
764
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,720
Thank you.
765
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,640
I'll, um-- I'll give them a try.
766
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,680
The witches of Brighton andEpping Forest can't make it.
767
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,120
I'm going to try the
Cricklewood girls now.
768
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,520
- Is she OK?- What the fuck do you care!
769
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,320
This is all your fault!
- Leave it!
770
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,240
Leave it.
771
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,160
Just go, yeah?
772
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,040
OK, Jude.
773
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,400
How is she?
774
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,440
Just running some tests.
775
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,680
Is Grace your water element?
776
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Excuse me, could you giveus some privacy, please?
777
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,520
We'd like to pray.
778
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,600
We'll use this.
779
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,360
That must have cost a fortune.
780
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,400
OK, healing
spell-- wolf blood,
781
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,880
virgin soil, green
nettle, yellow nettle,
782
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,800
and cat's bit of fur.
783
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,960
OK.
784
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,880
We hold hands.
785
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,400
Spirit gracious,
hear our cries.
786
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,920
Heal our
sister as she lies.
787
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,440
Spirit mighty, use your power.
788
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,280
Bring light to our darkest hour.
789
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,280
Where's all the
flashing lights?
790
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,760
Hi.
791
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,240
How is she?
792
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,080
Yeah, she's fine.
793
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,600
Thank you.
794
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,440
You know, you don't
have to stay if--
795
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,400
Yeah, I know.
796
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,480
How did the pitch go?
797
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,560
They were loving it.
798
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,960
I used yours.
799
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,640
Thank you.
800
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,760
I reckon you'll
get the ketchup.
801
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:42,440
Stella, can I ask a favor?
802
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,720
Hello.
803
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,440
I love it.
804
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,040
I'm here.
805
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,880
Merry meet.
806
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,640
Merry meet, darling.
807
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,880
How's operation Sack St--
808
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,920
Going well, actually.
809
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,960
What is she doing here?
810
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,200
She here for support.
811
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:24,440
I'm-- Alexa, I'm
leaving the coven.
812
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,040
Tits bombshell.
813
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,840
Major shock and awe.
814
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,800
You can't leave.
815
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,440
We'll be lame.
816
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,360
You already are.
817
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,160
I forbid you, sweetie.
818
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Who do you think you are?
819
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,360
Gandalf?
820
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,800
We'll totes bad mouth
you all over town.
821
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,160
Complete trash fest.
822
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,760
Name, gutter,
serious draggage.
823
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,360
No change there, then.
824
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,240
Knock yourselves out.
825
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,680
Ciao, girls.
826
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,880
Ciao-- bitch!
827
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,560
You'll find a new coven.
828
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,240
A couple of BFFs will do me.
829
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,360
- just outside your flat,the green wheelie bin--
830
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,000
you might want to
take a look inside.
831
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,960
Au Revoir, Stella.
832
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,360
That was for Grace.
833
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,560
These were outside in the bin.
834
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,960
Our t-shirts.
835
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,680
And this.
836
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,960
The bitches of Kensington weremessing us around all along.
837
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,080
What?
838
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,360
They were trying
to break us up--
839
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,320
getting Grace mugged,
nicking your stuff
840
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,040
and Gerry's guitar as well.
841
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,400
So it wasn't my fault, ha!
842
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,680
Was that all?
843
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,000
Now we can just go
back to how it was.
844
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,320
Merry anniversary.
845
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,360
Jude, I've got an idea.
846
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,920
We accessorize these, nowthis becomes the designer line
847
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,600
and all the others
are the diffusion.
848
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,840
See?
849
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,640
I like it.
850
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,640
Who wants to give me a hand?
851
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,360
Been doing this a lot.
852
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,800
Someone should give
it back to him.
853
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,800
You'll-- probably
see him before I do.
854
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,200
Stew is probably ready.
855
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,520
Thanks.
856
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,320
Happy anniversary.
857
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,200
I'm sorry.
858
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,440
That is disgusting.
53266
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof