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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,692 Come on, Sam, I was just trying 2 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,494 to finally make the Wall of Fame. 3 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,797 But here, I'll read you a little bit so you understand. 4 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,700 It is indeed a spirit stuffed Christmas 5 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:37,303 for the happiest clams Rose clan. 6 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,873 We twinkle with holiday delights. 7 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:44,310 And our luminous daughter Lily is on deck 8 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:48,448 to joyfully allay any of your employment urgencies. 9 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:49,716 She's unemployed again. 10 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,284 Yeah. 11 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:54,187 Settie, please, will you just spare me the ending? 12 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:58,591 I am painfully familiar with your masterpieces. 13 00:00:58,625 --> 00:00:59,459 Oh. 14 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,730 Another Rose Christmas letter disaster. 15 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,131 Honestly, I don't know 16 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,200 why she puts herself through this every year. 17 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,268 Oh! 18 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:12,205 Do you know why my cousin Sue has been selected 19 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:17,277 for the Wall of Fame every single year? 20 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,211 Nepotism. 21 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,145 Prose. 22 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:22,749 Settie, you need to put the P in the Rose, 23 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,352 and then you'll get-- 24 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:26,353 prose. 25 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:29,889 Yes. Because trust me, no amount of dressing 26 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,659 is going to salvage the word salad 27 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,894 you just forced me to digest. 28 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,464 Okay, look, Sam, just grant me a Christmas miracle 29 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,532 and give me my box of letters back. 30 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,800 Absolutely not. 31 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:44,604 No. Once the elves have received the letters, 32 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,473 they must be delivered. 33 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:47,807 It's not even real mail. 34 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,942 Just grab it, grab it, grab it. 35 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,810 But I will do this. 36 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,146 Your submission for the Wall of Fame. 37 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,815 I'll return that 38 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,486 because I can't possibly endure it a second time. 39 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:00,620 Merry Christmas. 40 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:01,654 Next. 41 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,356 Sam, we need to see 42 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,925 your special Christmas shipping boxes. 43 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,427 -Oh, my Christmas boxes! -Yeah. 44 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,196 Yes, they just came in right over here. 45 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,564 We've got to hurry. 46 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,600 Everybody's been waiting. Sorry, everybody. 47 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,567 I'll be with you soon. 48 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:15,235 Yes, yes, yes. 49 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,536 We've got a bunch of sizes. 50 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,270 Nice. 51 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,606 Oh. We also-- We've got those. 52 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,473 -Yeah. -On the wall. 53 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,909 But I think these are far superior. 54 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,544 What are you looking to send? 55 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,846 Um... Well, I have a lot of gifts to send. 56 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,381 -Great display. -It's a Christmas tree! 57 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,457 Got it! 58 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,901 Was anyone following us? 59 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,402 I hope not. 60 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,474 Go. Go. go, go! Come on. 61 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,343 I'll explain later, Paddy! 62 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,714 Oh, this can't be good. 63 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:05,518 You did the right thing getting those letters back. 64 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,855 It was even worse than last year's Grinch theme. 65 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,857 Did we just aid and abet her? 66 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,025 How can I possibly get in trouble 67 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,694 for taking something back that was already mine? Anna, 68 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:15,862 -Mmm. -I don't know. 69 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,797 But if I were you, I'd burn the evidence 70 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,566 before Sue Taylor gets wind of this. 71 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,633 Did you lock the door? 72 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,634 No. 73 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,405 Sue always barges in. 74 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,875 Isn't it suspicious that she's made the Wall of Fame 75 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,643 for 18 years straight? 76 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,412 Not really. 77 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,814 Well, her travels are adventurous. 78 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:35,982 Her daughter is a genius 79 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,385 and her letters are beautifully written. 80 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,320 I think next year will be my year 81 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,055 because Lily is going to Italy. 82 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,891 She got accepted into this prestigious acting workshop 83 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,626 and Jack and Bradley are getting married, 84 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,896 so I'm going to finally have some decent material. 85 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,698 -Yeah. -I love that for you. 86 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,566 I love it for me too. 87 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,668 Yeah. 88 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,804 Mom, dad, you don't need to put every ornament we own 89 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,339 on the tree. 90 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,374 -Okay. Love you. -Okay. 91 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,575 Oh. 92 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,420 -No, no. 93 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,458 What do you think? 94 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,393 I think this year we're going to get 95 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,561 one Christmas thing right 96 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,563 and that's the words to that song. 97 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,365 Vernon. 98 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,667 The Christmas cookies. 99 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:29,803 Hi, mom. 100 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,071 Hi. 101 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,939 You're late. 102 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,574 I need you to take off this vest, 103 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,910 because the last thing I need is for Sue to find out 104 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,111 that my son was sentenced 105 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,813 to shoveling snow by his neighborhood. 106 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,515 I can't believe the two of you took a month long honeymoon 107 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,417 and didn't think about maintaining your yard. 108 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,752 It was a simple miscommunication 109 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,986 with our lawn service. 110 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,556 Which is why I refuse to pay the fine 111 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,725 and agreed to community service. 112 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,360 -Okay. -Hi, Grandma. 113 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,061 Oh, no, no, no, no. Paddy. 114 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,030 You have to take the lawn ornaments out. 115 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,131 Sue thinks they're tacky, 116 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:00,400 and I don't want her to report us to the committee. 117 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,668 Especially because this year, 118 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,437 we're finally going to make the Wall of Fame. 119 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,783 You know, I thought after last year's incident, 120 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,519 you decided to call it quits. 121 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,489 Well, whatever you do, 122 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,859 just remember to leave me out of it, okay? 123 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,594 For another year? 124 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:28,795 Or forever. 125 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,698 Or at least until you let me write my part for accuracy. 126 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,101 Mm. But I'm so excited to share about your wedding. 127 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,503 It was so beautiful. 128 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,872 And one of the happiest days of my life. 129 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:42,809 And it's the 20th anniversary of the Wall of Fame. 130 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,810 Oh. 131 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,578 Bradley, help me convince him. 132 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,782 Can I not? 133 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:50,483 Incoming! 134 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,385 You didn't lock the door. 135 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,587 Knock, knock. 136 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:56,790 Oh. 137 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:57,624 Sue. 138 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,492 Hi. Hank. 139 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,961 Oh, I see Lily didn't make it back yesterday as planned. 140 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,664 Did she meet a paramour or just miss her flight again? 141 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,434 Oh, Victoria wanted to get some tips for her trip to Italy. 142 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,768 Is she still traveling with duffel bags? 143 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,071 You know, those are a haven for bedbugs. 144 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,706 I hope we don't end up with Christmas critters. 145 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,207 Too late for that. 146 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,109 Inner voice, dear. 147 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,510 It's a good thing I brought Christmas cookies. 148 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,578 It looks and smells like 149 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,413 a Christmas shop exploded in here. 150 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,983 What are you wearing? 151 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,518 Uh, a reflector vest. 152 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,822 Because he's volunteering as a crossing guard. 153 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,190 Oh. 154 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,525 Well, this has been lovely. We have a lot to do. 155 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,227 Oh, you most certainly do. 156 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,030 At least the outside is finally looking decent. 157 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,000 Okay. See you tonight. 158 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,901 5:00 p.m. sharp Christmas Bingo. 159 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:43,837 Enjoy the cookies. 160 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:45,972 Poor Hank. 161 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,810 You can do this. Let's go. 162 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,046 We are gonna write a Christmas letter. 163 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,547 I got it, I got it. 164 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,183 First, we're gonna have a cup of tea. 165 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:01,154 We are typing words and things. 166 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,190 Paddy, can I get a snack? 167 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:07,694 A very Merry Christmas to our friends and family. 168 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,997 We rang in this year by turning our dream 169 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,500 of early retirement into a reality. 170 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:14,801 This is the moment. 171 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:15,969 Okay. All right. 172 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:16,936 Here we go. 173 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:17,771 Are you ready? Are you ready? 174 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,505 We got this. 175 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,240 Happy Holidays. 176 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,010 Shèngàn jié kuàilè. Frohe Weihnachten. 177 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,545 What a year it's been. 178 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,114 I traveled to both China and Germany before diving 179 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,785 into the world of pivot and online dating. 180 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,988 Uh, why don't you have words on you. 181 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:43,096 In a one-horse open sleigh. But much better. 182 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:49,235 Uh, why don't you let me take a crack at the letter this year? 183 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:52,772 No, no, no, I can I can be your little ghostwriter. 184 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,175 I think we're going to need an expert 185 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,777 to convince Holly Hills we belong on that wall. 186 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,913 I just can't seem to get it right. 187 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,816 I feel like I failed as the matriarch of this family. 188 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,718 That is ridiculous. 189 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,886 You know, the more I try, the worse it gets. 190 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,288 What I need is him. 191 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,024 The author of this book, Juan Sánchez. 192 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,693 That's even more ridiculous. 193 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,995 No. It's perfect. 194 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,231 It's time to put the P in Rose. 195 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,800 I need prose that can make standing at the edge 196 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,070 of a toxic waste dump sound eloquent and enchanting. 197 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,040 I mean, surely he could do something with our family. 198 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,074 I wouldn't count on it. 199 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:30,810 Why him? 200 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,780 Well, his writing is exquisite. 201 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,082 For once, my book club selection 202 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,617 is better than Sue's. 203 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,953 I didn't realize book club was a competition. 204 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,023 Are you kidding me? Sue always has to come first. 205 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,792 That has been her claim to fame ever since they moved in. 206 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:48,762 Did you know that she even induced labor 207 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:51,731 so her Victoria would be born before my Lily? 208 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,868 All right, well, we better induce our departure soonish 209 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,904 if we're going to get to the party by 5:00 sharp. 210 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,039 Okay. 211 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,087 Partridge. 212 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:14,988 Oh. 213 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,790 Hey. What's happening with Lily? 214 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,758 Did you ever find out why she missed her flight? 215 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,894 No. But I hope she's fallen in love 216 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,296 and convinced him to spend Christmas with us. 217 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,865 Oh, if anyone could do that in one month's time, 218 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,033 it's Lily. 219 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,135 True. Her life is like a collection of romance novels. 220 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,005 More like short stories, but without the happy ending. 221 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,709 Mrs. Claus. 222 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,411 Speaking of books, I absolutely love Alma Cane. 223 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,779 Great pick. 224 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,480 Thank you. 225 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,248 Wait, you already finished it? 226 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,216 -Yes. -Of course she did. 227 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,685 She's retired, and it gives her an excuse 228 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,387 to not talk to her husband. 229 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,323 Adam and I have many stimulating conversations. 230 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,291 And don't forget, Settie, 231 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,160 it's your turn to host the meeting this month. 232 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:54,961 -Right. -Sugarplum. 233 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,196 -Oh, bingo. -Bingo. 234 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,633 You know, my rules Settie, the first to call it wins. 235 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,206 Sue always wins. 236 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:08,942 I had it. 237 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,076 I know. 238 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,013 The forecast, cloudy skies with flurries today. 239 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,415 You know what I like best about this author, Paddy. 240 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,916 -Paddy? -Mmhmm. 241 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,252 It's the way he makes flawed people shine 242 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,187 with the stroke of a pen. 243 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,123 Paddy! 244 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,025 Oh, yeah. Shiny pen strokes. 245 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,092 I am telling you, 246 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,293 Juan Sánchez is the key 247 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,062 to bringing us out of Sue's shadow. 248 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,065 We could even be an inspiration to him. 249 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,201 -Maybe. -Yeah. 250 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,874 Here's the thing. I think he would really get us. 251 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,009 -Mmhmm. -I do. 252 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,943 Okay. 253 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,863 Abuelo, baja la música! 254 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,869 Tío Carlos, por favor. 255 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,746 Okay, okay. 256 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,124 Mira! Esa la mejor. 257 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,129 Oi, te dijo que no pusieras ninguna fotografía. 258 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:41,801 La gente tiene que recordar que él aun existe. 259 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,841 Look, a new message. 260 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,044 Good day, Mr. Sánchez. 261 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,045 I'm a huge fan, 262 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,482 and I have a seasonal job opportunity for you. 263 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:59,819 It would include coming to my Connecticut home 264 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:03,189 for two festive weeks, give or take. 265 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,859 Please let me know at your earliest convenience. 266 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,827 Should we call her? 267 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:09,996 Misery. 268 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,797 Exacto! 269 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,099 Esto va a terminar con su miseria. 270 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,267 No, no, no, no, no, no. 271 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,504 It's the name of that movie about an American woman-- 272 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,272 You and your movies. 273 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,041 This is a job. 274 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:27,313 An opportunity for him to get inspired and write something. 275 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:34,254 Tampoco, tampoco. 'Kay. Eso como que, vamos... 276 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,590 Gabriela... 277 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,796 Ah!!!!! 278 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,835 Call her. 279 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:54,874 Paddy! 280 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,043 You will not believe what happened! 281 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,212 I heard back from Juan's people. 282 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,114 What? 283 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,182 The author. 284 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,851 The one you told me to hire to be my ghostwriter. 285 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,920 What? I never said any such thing. 286 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,822 Hmm. 287 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,223 Hm. 288 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,032 Okay, So when does he arrive? 289 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,500 Well, they didn't say for sure if he's coming, 290 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,601 but I think I should clean 291 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,336 the guest room just in case. Right? 292 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,905 Oh, and I'll use our rainy day fund to pay for him. 293 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,942 Okay. I'm excited! 294 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,248 I knew I should have used watercolors. 295 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,354 La cosa es que plantear en alguna manera que no sea drástica. 296 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:52,265 Juan, we found a writing job for you on Hot Gram. 297 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,134 Okay. 298 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,337 That's a no. 299 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:02,175 It's only two weeks, and it will bring some extra cash. 300 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,046 And a change of scenery will help with your writer's block. 301 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,416 The voices are not coming to you. 302 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,984 I'm working through it. 303 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:11,918 How? 304 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,553 Because your agent is calling every day, 305 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,589 going, can I get something... anything? 306 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,625 The second book is always the hardest. 307 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,528 Juan, they're going to ask for that advance back. 308 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,430 Which we already spent. 309 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:25,999 What's the job? 310 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,269 It's some kind of family Christmas story 311 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,437 about redemption. 312 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,671 Remember those stories 313 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,673 you used to write for your grandma every year? 314 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,975 She always looked forward to them. 315 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,945 They were about a little crab that somehow always managed 316 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,681 to get entangled in Santa Claus' fishing net 317 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,650 while he was flying over Puerto Rico, 318 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,652 delivering presents and scooping up fish 319 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,087 to make bacalaitos. 320 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:53,293 Las aventuras y desventuras de Chacho, el cangrejo de Navidad. 321 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,128 Chacho. Yes. 322 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,698 She loved those stories. 323 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,334 And she looked forward to them every Christmas. 324 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,470 You know... 325 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,041 maybe this is her... from heaven. 326 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:09,843 Casting your net 327 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:14,314 for you to grab on to it and be swept away, Juanito. 328 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,250 La extraño mucho. 329 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,487 Yeah. Me too. 330 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,958 Maybe I could use a change of scenery. 331 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:30,363 So where is Chacho going this Christmas, hm? 332 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,598 Connecticut. 333 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,200 And when does he get swept away? 334 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,969 -Mañana. -Mañana. 335 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,004 Mañana? 336 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,246 First and last time I do a shared ride. 337 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,482 How much longer do you think-- 338 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,984 Can you hold this, please? 339 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,219 Great. 340 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,354 I'm Lily. 341 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,555 I'm tired. 342 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:59,192 Oh. Here. I only had one sip. This should do the trick. 343 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,093 It's a quad. 344 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,395 You're vacation or business? 345 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,997 -Business. -Huh. 346 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,201 And you? 347 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,070 I live here. I'm just returning from Italy. 348 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,238 I surprised my family by arriving a few days late. 349 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,040 Shouldn't it be the other way around? 350 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,575 All hands are on deck, skipper. 351 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,247 All right, let's go. 352 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,716 -Hurry, hurry, hurry! Quick! -Here we go. 353 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,583 We gotta hang up the side. 354 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,485 All right. Ready? Let's have a look. 355 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,487 Oh. 356 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,090 Tangle-free guaranteed. 357 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,392 Congratulations, Lily. 358 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,729 So, what are we congratulating her for? 359 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,064 It's supposed to say welcome home, Lily. 360 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,766 Oh, well. That's disappointing. 361 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,269 Uh. Ride share. Be there soon. 362 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,805 All right, all hands on deck. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. 363 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,140 I'll get started with the food. 364 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:47,674 Uh, no. 365 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,808 -I'll, uh. -Okay. 366 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,276 I'll help Paddy. 367 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,344 Get a marker. 368 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,413 Where's the duct tape? 369 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,753 Nice to meet you, Tired. Happy holidays. 370 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,554 You can actually call me Chacho. 371 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,456 It's nice to meet you too, Lily. 372 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,061 Oh, um wait. It's... You forgot. 373 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,264 I don't know what you got gotten yourself into, Juan. 374 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,100 But this is your final destination too. 375 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,835 Here. 376 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,105 Oh, my girl, my girl. I miss you. 377 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,641 Oh, my gosh! 378 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:24,377 Look at you. You look so beautiful. 379 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,478 How was it? 380 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,348 Oh, it was... good. 381 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,452 -An Italian boyfriend. -What? 382 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,354 Is this the surprise? 383 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,724 Um... arrivederci. Um, buongiorno. 384 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,459 Oh, my goodness. Thank you. 385 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,461 It's so nice of you. They're beautiful. 386 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,395 What's your name? 387 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,096 Whose name? 388 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,864 Oh, Lily's Italian boyfriend. 389 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,799 I'm not Italian. 390 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,400 And he's not my boyfriend. 391 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,869 -His name is Chacho. -Juan Rebolledo Sánchez. 392 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,304 You gave me a fake name? 393 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,406 It's fictional, actually. 394 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,474 Oh, my God! 395 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,511 Oh, my God, you really here? I can't believe it. 396 00:17:58,545 --> 00:17:59,346 Oh my goodness. 397 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,413 Do you know him? 398 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,482 I can't believe you came. Of course I know him. 399 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,217 This is Juan, I hired him. 400 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,687 This is so beautiful. 401 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,756 I think I'm going to cry. 402 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,624 Finally. It's a Christmas miracle. 403 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,333 Hi. And I love a good surprise, Juan. 404 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,835 But if we had known you were coming today, 405 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,803 we would have planned a better welcome party. 406 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,505 Wait, they didn't tell you? 407 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,841 Settie, what exactly is going on? 408 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,275 Incoming! 409 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,243 -Oh, God. 410 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,245 -Knock, knock. -Oh, God. 411 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,948 Paddy, I couldn't help but notice on my morning walk 412 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,649 that you placed this outside 413 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,185 and obviously it wasn't approved by the committee. 414 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:42,555 Nope. An unapproved lawn ornament. 415 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,556 Who are you? 416 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,758 Uh, this is Juan. 417 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,226 Where'd he come from? 418 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,560 The airport. 419 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,561 Is he Italian? 420 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,196 Nope. Not Italian. 421 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,965 We invited him here for the holidays. 422 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,433 Right, Juan? 423 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,336 I was invited, and it is the holidays. Yes. 424 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,905 Congratulations, Lily. 425 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,908 Oh, unbelievable. 426 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,910 Last year, Lily was chasing one out the door. 427 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,845 Now she's dragging one in. 428 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,914 Don't tell me love at first sight again. 429 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,649 At least I still have the same dress I wore 430 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,384 to her last engagement party. 431 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,753 I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into. 432 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:18,324 You know what, Sue? Juan proposed to Lily. 433 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,493 Another Christmas miracle. 434 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,697 They met traveling, and Lily wanted to surprise us. 435 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:28,401 You know me always full of surprises, right Juan? 436 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,369 Mhm. 437 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,571 From day one. 438 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,274 Mm. Too bad you quit writing Christmas letters, Settie. 439 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,508 This could have been your year. 440 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,511 Actually, Sue, I'm going to try it again. 441 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,980 You know, for the 20th anniversary and all. 442 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,849 Oh. Well, the Roses need some redemption 443 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,284 after last year's debacle. 444 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,552 Well, this has been lovely. 445 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,953 We're anticipating making another appearance 446 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,755 on the Wall of Fame 447 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,458 thanks to Victoria's Triple P's promotion, Paris 448 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,360 and can anyone guess the third? 449 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,527 Prison? 450 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,628 Pregnancy. 451 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,664 I told you I'd be the first to have a grandchild. 452 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,899 -Ciao. -Ciao. 453 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:00,800 Ciao. 454 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,375 What just happened? 455 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,411 Welcome to Holly Hills. 456 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,413 The fiancee's from Italy? 457 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,814 First of all, the fiancé thing, 458 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,017 Sue came up with that on her own. 459 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,419 I just simply got caught up in the moment 460 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,955 with the flowers and the banner and the whatnots. 461 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,457 Okay. Backing up. Who is he? 462 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,359 And what exactly is he doing here? 463 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:30,296 He is the author of Alma Cane and I took your dad's advice 464 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,066 and hired him to write our Christmas letter this year. 465 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,868 He's going to make us shine. 466 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,605 In my defense, I offered my own services 467 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,608 and was rejected in favor of Juan. 468 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,746 So I traveled all this way to write a Christmas card. 469 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,981 Letter. 470 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,816 It's been a Holly Hills tradition for 20 years. 471 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,886 Oh, the desperation to get on that wall is palpable. 472 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,355 It would be like winning the Nobel Prize 473 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,057 for literature around here. 474 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,827 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 475 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,462 Sadly, Juan there hasn't. 476 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,064 Okay. Writing a Christmas letter 477 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,799 is an overlooked art form, 478 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,701 and you're just going to be so good at it. 479 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,770 Our guest room is upstairs on the right, 480 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:14,107 and there's extra blankets at the foot of the bed and-- 481 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,809 Yeah, go, go. 482 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,877 Um, what was my surprise? 483 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,780 Oh, fancy truffle face cream. 484 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:21,648 Oh. 485 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,351 Probably more exciting before I got engaged. 486 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,386 -Oh, no, it's still exciting. -That's okay. 487 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,388 I love face creams. 488 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,594 Merry morning, Juan. 489 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:36,796 I hope you slept well. 490 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,531 I left you a Christmas onesie. 491 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,767 Put it on and come down for breakfast. 492 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,002 I'll be right down. 493 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:43,636 Can't wait. 494 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,572 Onesie? 495 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,709 All right, let's make him feel welcome. 496 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:53,013 No inappropriate comments, please, mother. 497 00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,949 And also, don't talk about Jack. 498 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:56,950 Why not? 499 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,385 You heard him. 500 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,452 He said, and I quote, I don't ever want to be 501 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,688 in another Christmas letter for as long as I live. 502 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,722 Oh. 503 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,591 Well, you can't blame him for not wanting you 504 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,925 to fictionalize his life. 505 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,060 What? 506 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,661 He's so funny. 507 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,698 -Oh. -I'm sorry. 508 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,633 No. I'm sorry. 509 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,702 At least you make it look cute. 510 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,803 My thoughts exactly. 511 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,505 About you I mean, not me. 512 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:20,707 It could be worse. 513 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,941 Oh, it will be. 514 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,443 Here they are. 515 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,712 -Oh, good morning-- -Good morning. 516 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,480 --sleepyheads, hi. 517 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,948 All right, Juan, you sit right here. 518 00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,517 Okay. 519 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,919 And this is just a little eggnog Christmas blend. 520 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,055 Okay. Okay. 521 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,524 Every morning, to help Juan with his work, 522 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,693 we're going to gather here for a little Christmas inspiration 523 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,495 and go over the basics of Christmas letter writing. 524 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,665 I'm really here to write a Christmas card. 525 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,534 A letter, Juan. 526 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,668 Letter. 527 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,204 Okay. We're also going to go over 528 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,673 upcoming Holly Hills happenings. 529 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,075 Oh, I got it, honey. I got it. 530 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:55,942 Good. 531 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:56,910 Okay. 532 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,146 First item of business. 533 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,448 Drum roll. 534 00:23:03,016 --> 00:23:04,451 Ta da! 535 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,086 Quote of the day. 536 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,821 The snuggliest of holiday snuggles 537 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,623 starts with seasonal onesies. Settie Rose. 538 00:23:12,025 --> 00:23:13,960 Oh, we have a question, Juan. 539 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:17,731 Um. I can barely breathe in this, much less snuggle. 540 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,699 Yes, well, it belonged to my ex-fiancée, 541 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,067 who was a runt. 542 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,702 And a rat. 543 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,538 And who dumped Lily right before the holidays last year. 544 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:26,740 You should have just given him Jack. 545 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:31,111 Jackie... our cousin who visited last year. 546 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,812 Don't have it. Moving on. 547 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:36,049 All right, Juan, you have an interview schedule. 548 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,117 It starts on the 12th. 549 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,151 If you're going to write this letter, 550 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,486 you got to get to know everyone. 551 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,721 And I've got some Wall of Fame 552 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,723 letters for you for your research. 553 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,559 Lastly. All right, buddy, pay attention. 554 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,527 This is for you. Okay. 555 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,528 Pay attention. 556 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,796 All right. Reminder of the day 557 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,131 when writing your Christmas letters, 558 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:54,134 don't be so cheerful as to come off garish. 559 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,802 Burning! 560 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,604 My buns! 561 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:58,772 Oh, it's fine. 562 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:00,707 Is this normal? 563 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,243 Any questions? 564 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:06,279 Okay. Further planning for Lily and Juan. 565 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,748 I signed you up to help decorate the clubhouse 566 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:09,449 later this week. 567 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,151 Teamwork makes the dream work. 568 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:12,719 Oh, gosh. All right. 569 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,722 And you two, you got to bond quickly. 570 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,023 Got to be birds of a feather. 571 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:18,158 Cheerful couple. Right? 572 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,826 Especially when Sue's around. 573 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:20,393 Mhm. 574 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,062 Like two peas in a pod. 575 00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,863 Oh, and, Juan, you are lucky 576 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,866 because Lily took an acting workshop in Italy. 577 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,801 Mmhmm. 578 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,904 These are my famous cinnamon buns. 579 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,005 Yay, yay, yay. 580 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,908 -A secret family recipe. 581 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:35,942 Oh! Oh! 582 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:37,944 Dig in. 583 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:39,746 Oh, here, let me get that anyway. 584 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,748 Yeah, yeah. Dig in. 585 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:43,316 Uh. 586 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,751 Okay. Yeah. 587 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,195 Look at these beautiful flowers 588 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:58,264 for the new couple... from Sue. 589 00:24:58,298 --> 00:24:59,332 Form Sue. 590 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:00,834 All right. 591 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,902 Does anyone else want more Christmas blend? Huh? 592 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,070 Thank you, Sue. 593 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,672 Ho ho ho! 594 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:12,645 Where is he going? 595 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,347 Maybe we're coming on a little too strong. 596 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:16,049 The fiancé ruse. 597 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,217 Bad Christmas coffee. 598 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,686 The ex-fiancée's onesie. 599 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:20,587 Mm. 600 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:26,659 Well, it's clearly not a onesie. 601 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,604 -Juan. 602 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:38,705 Hey. Please don't go. 603 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:43,743 Look, I know I agreed to this, 604 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:46,046 but I don't want to be part of this game that you're playing. 605 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,782 Well, it's not a game. 606 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:51,284 -I write novels. -Yeah. 607 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,819 I'm a novelist who-- 608 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,754 Who could use this experience 609 00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,756 to help him with his writer's block. 610 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,792 Writer's block? 611 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,628 I had a very nice talk about you with your Abuelo. 612 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,163 He's such a sweet man. 613 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,865 And, you know, he just wants to see you happy again. 614 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,934 You don't know the first thing about me. 615 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,936 My writing, how stories are written. 616 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,004 And how do you plan on explaining 617 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:13,907 why there is no wedding at the end of all of this? 618 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:16,409 Lily's reputation for catch and release romances. 619 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:18,111 She just loves love. 620 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:22,215 And what about your reputation if they find out? 621 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,416 My reputation? 622 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,385 Trust me, Juan, it could only improve it at this point. 623 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,354 Especially when it comes to the Christmas letter. 624 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:31,725 Also, I just want to apologize that my lack of planning 625 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,426 made things snowball a bit. 626 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,228 It's more like an avalanche. 627 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,197 Listen up. 628 00:26:38,398 --> 00:26:41,101 If we lose Juan, we need a Plan B. 629 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,903 This has to be her year. 630 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,772 I'm still trying to wrap my brain around 631 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,140 how Juan became Plan A. 632 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:50,010 As if you've never acted on a harebrained idea. 633 00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:52,112 Lily's right. 634 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:53,680 Ever since we moved here, 635 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,216 Settie's been trying to get us on that Wall of Fame. 636 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:57,450 And what have we done to help? 637 00:26:57,484 --> 00:26:59,953 We've told her to stop caring, 638 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:03,223 but she cares because she thinks we're worth it. 639 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:05,959 And she has never given up on us. 640 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:08,261 And we are never giving up on her. 641 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:10,997 Plan B on three. 642 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:16,469 One. Two. Three. Plan B? 643 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,105 Wait, do we have a Plan B? 644 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,007 Still Juan. 645 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:24,911 Settie, I came here because I can't write. 646 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:28,081 And I hired you because I know you can. 647 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,315 Look, year after year, 648 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:31,851 I have tried to bring the deep beauty 649 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:33,720 and the potential of my family 650 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:36,056 to the surface for everyone to see. 651 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,057 That's why this year 652 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,793 I cast a wider net in hopes of catching you. 653 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,196 Oh, incoming. 654 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,031 Trouble in paradise already? 655 00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:47,767 Mi Abuela used to say that those who go looking 656 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,969 for trouble are up to no good. 657 00:27:50,904 --> 00:27:51,304 Oh. 658 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:54,741 What's your name again? 659 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:55,842 Sue Taylor. 660 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,777 Unofficial mayor of Holly Hills. 661 00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,879 Tread carefully, Juan. 662 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:02,182 We wouldn't want another breakup so close to Christmas. 663 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,088 Did you see her salivating 664 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,856 at the thought of your unhappiness? 665 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,093 I know 'cause she's a real-- I'm not going to say it. 666 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:14,994 Oh and next year 667 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,529 I'll be picking for December book Club. 668 00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:18,765 The authors you choose never quite cut it. 669 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,467 I'll see you at the wreath-making competition. 670 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,334 Okay. 671 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:25,805 Uh, closing lines are her specialty. 672 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:33,013 Opening lines are my specialty. I will write you that letter, 673 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,781 and it will make her weep with envy 674 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,317 because you have caught the right crab. 675 00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:38,785 That's the spirit. 676 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,387 Oh, Juan, we are gonna make such a great team. 677 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,888 You're gonna be so happy you're joining 678 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,090 the Roses this Christmas, I promise. 679 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:45,225 Sue is going down. 680 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:46,126 Yes. 681 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,329 I will do this. 682 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:50,797 Oh! 683 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:51,531 But I have conditions. 684 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,565 Anything? 685 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,234 This onesie. 686 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:56,369 It's actually kind of nice in the cold, but... 687 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:58,805 I'll need my own. 688 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,241 And not one previously bought for a runt rat. 689 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,076 That's fair. 690 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,244 Done. 691 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:07,814 And I take my coffee black. No blends. 692 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,482 Just plain black coffee. 693 00:29:09,516 --> 00:29:10,984 Noted. 694 00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:13,219 Served in a Christmas mug. 695 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,255 I'll agree to that. 696 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:16,990 Good. 697 00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:23,430 Jumping back into the dating world has been invigorating. 698 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:31,037 There's nothing like sharing your favorite hobbies 699 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,273 with someone for the first time. 700 00:29:33,306 --> 00:29:34,274 Namaste. 701 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,509 I'm ready to-- 702 00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:39,412 Transition from a life built around work 703 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,215 to a life built around one another. 704 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:43,183 No. 705 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,885 Please. No. 706 00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:49,889 No, that doesn't even sound good. 707 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:55,428 Retirement helps to connect you to your true purpose. 708 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:56,296 Yeah. 709 00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,265 Okay, amigos. 710 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:02,869 We'll start by trying to capture the festive sights, 711 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:07,240 sounds, tastes and smells of the Rose family home 712 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,241 at Christmas. 713 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,177 Juan! 714 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:16,449 We'll try capturing the tone instead. 715 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:20,420 Everyone, time for the wreath making competition. 716 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:31,031 Okay, Mom more holly. 717 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,302 And Paddy trim the boxwood. 718 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,237 Yeah. 719 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,141 Eso, this one. 720 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,343 Lily, the bow. The bow, the bow! 721 00:30:43,376 --> 00:30:44,244 Okay. 722 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,350 We need something else. 723 00:30:50,383 --> 00:30:51,518 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 724 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,355 Yes, yes, yes! 725 00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:01,161 Ah! 726 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,633 Let's hear it for third place. 727 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,971 This year we do have an honorable mention. 728 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:15,608 It goes to... number four. 729 00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:18,345 Oh! Oh, that's us. It's us. 730 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,146 Oh, come on, come on! 731 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,248 That's us! It's us! 732 00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:23,350 Come here. Come on, come on. 733 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:28,555 Oh, wow. Wow. This is so unexpected. 734 00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:31,124 There are so many people to thank. Ah! 735 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,059 It's only an honorable mention. 736 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:34,627 Oh. I should start by introducing 737 00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:36,262 our very special guest, Juan. 738 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:37,297 Juan get up here! 739 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:38,231 No, no, not special. 740 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,666 Yes, you are. 741 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:44,004 Juan is Lily's fiancé, whom we are delighted 742 00:31:44,037 --> 00:31:46,106 to have joined our family this Christmas. 743 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:48,641 Is that Sue's mini-me. 744 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:50,677 The one and only Victoria, named after-- 745 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:52,979 The Roman goddess of victory. 746 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,115 I can't believe they won something. 747 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,283 I can't believe Lily's engaged again. 748 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:58,985 Knowing Lily, she met him at the airport. 749 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:00,420 Let's see if he lasts a week. 750 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:08,294 So where in Italy did you guys meet? 751 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,663 We met in Venice at a tango class. 752 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,298 The dance of love. 753 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:13,533 Sounds like something out of a movie. 754 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:15,135 How romantic. 755 00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:16,202 It's almost too romantic. 756 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,638 We spotted each other from across the ballroom. 757 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,206 And what began as being partners 758 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,543 for a night turned into partners for life. 759 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:24,678 Oh. 760 00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:26,246 So show us some of your moves. 761 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,415 Hank and I love a good tango. 762 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:29,382 No. 763 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,451 -I am just gonna go-- -Yes. 764 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:34,587 No, no, no, no. 765 00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,793 Do you know how to tango by chance? 766 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:41,661 No, but I'm guessing you don't either. 767 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,230 No, but just follow my lead, I am great at improvising. 768 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:46,332 Oh! 769 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:50,603 Tango. 770 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,205 Do it. 771 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:01,281 Aye. 772 00:33:05,085 --> 00:33:06,186 Okay, final dip. 773 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,428 Calling that a tango is a stretch. 774 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:18,198 We just took one class, so we still have a lot to learn. 775 00:33:18,231 --> 00:33:18,998 Mmhmm. 776 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,602 That was so fun. You did so great. 777 00:33:22,635 --> 00:33:24,704 From now on, you take my lead. 778 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:27,140 Which will be rational, not risky. 779 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,575 What's so risky about that? 780 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:30,477 Worst case scenario, they think we're terrible dancers. 781 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,311 Who cares? 782 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:32,212 I care. 783 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:34,547 Humiliation just isn't my idea of fun. 784 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,649 I am not like you, Lily. 785 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:37,650 Clearly. 786 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,486 You could stand to loosen up a little. 787 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:41,287 That was like dancing with a cardboard cutout. 788 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,433 Out for a breath of frigid air. 789 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,504 I was just looking for the... bathroom. 790 00:33:57,537 --> 00:33:58,438 Oh. 791 00:33:58,705 --> 00:33:59,572 And you? 792 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:01,574 Looking for you. 793 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:04,711 That was quite the disappearing act. 794 00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:10,517 I wanted to apologize for being a little too impulsive. 795 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,219 Subtlety isn't my specialty. 796 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,755 Apology accepted. 797 00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:18,324 And thank you, by the way. 798 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:20,360 For what? 799 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:23,396 Apparently, subtlety is your specialty. 800 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,299 And we have our first ever honorable mention. 801 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:30,170 That may have more to do with my competitive streak. 802 00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:32,472 Something your mother and I have in common. 803 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,208 Oh, I see. 804 00:34:35,642 --> 00:34:36,743 Competitive. 805 00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:39,512 My peace offering. 806 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:42,482 -Thank you. -And you want? 807 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:43,550 No, no. 808 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:47,220 Your mother says you're an actress. 809 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:49,589 Aspiring. 810 00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:52,325 I haven't really acted in anything since college, 811 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:55,228 but I was happiest during those days. 812 00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:58,631 I love being part of a story that wasn't my own. 813 00:34:59,399 --> 00:35:01,468 I've auditioned for a few things here and there, 814 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:04,571 the only gigs I've landed are embarrassing infomercials. 815 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,272 Yeah? 816 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:09,175 You know, hair removal, hair growth, specialty dentures, 817 00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,577 that sort of thing. 818 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,880 I know what those are. My Tío Carlos loves them. 819 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:15,849 Is that-- Is that why you went to Italy? 820 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,352 No, that's not why I went. 821 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:23,256 But, um, let's just say Italy wasn't what I expected. 822 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:25,558 What about you? 823 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:28,395 Why did you take this gig? 824 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,365 I needed a change of scenery. 825 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:33,266 Hm? 826 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:35,602 Your thoughts so far? 827 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,837 Mm. Let's see. 828 00:35:37,871 --> 00:35:40,573 In the span of two days, I've been forced 829 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:44,477 into a fake engagement, nearly suffocated by a onesie, 830 00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:46,479 publicly humiliated on a dance floor, 831 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:48,782 and then thrust into the stream 832 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,316 of your mother's desperation. 833 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:52,585 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 834 00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:55,221 I don't mean that as a criticism. 835 00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:57,257 I'm just pointing out 836 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,693 we're all sort of on the same page here. 837 00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:02,395 Are you not drinking that? 838 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:04,564 No. It's a bit too sweet for me. 839 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:07,901 Better than not sweet enough. May I? 840 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,907 Mhm. 841 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,409 You have a little... 842 00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:19,846 I know. I meant to do that. 843 00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:34,594 No, no, no, no. 844 00:36:35,595 --> 00:36:37,464 It's just like when he went to summer camp, 845 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,965 he's calling because he wants to come home. 846 00:36:38,998 --> 00:36:40,967 He's 32. 847 00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:43,269 Okay, so we'll wait another day. 848 00:36:43,303 --> 00:36:44,437 Then we'll call him. 849 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,942 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry 850 00:36:50,810 --> 00:36:52,512 I... Oh, thank you, thank you. 851 00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:54,881 I like to compare the holiday season 852 00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:58,752 with the way a child listens to a favorite story. 853 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:03,323 The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins. 854 00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:04,791 Fred Rogers. 855 00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:05,959 -I love Fred. 856 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:09,429 This makes me think of my Abuelo on Christmas Eve. 857 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,564 He always reads to us The Night Before Christmas. 858 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,001 To Tío Carlos and I just before midnight. 859 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:16,603 Yeah, dad did that, too. 860 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:19,472 And Paddy did it for our children... child. 861 00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:20,640 Yup. 862 00:37:20,674 --> 00:37:22,842 We read it every year, and I still look forward to it. 863 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:26,780 Well, speaking of special moments, reminder of the day. 864 00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:30,016 Do make a good story out of the smallest moments. 865 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:32,552 And I have an example for you 866 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:36,456 from my favorite letter from 2017. 867 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:40,560 We were simply watching the snow fall, 868 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:43,563 but against the Italian Alps 869 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:46,433 it became the most beautiful painting 870 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:48,068 in the entire world. 871 00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:51,905 In... in an effort to understand this genre, 872 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:56,476 I have identified the strengths and common themes. 873 00:37:56,509 --> 00:37:59,446 But none of them have to do with Christmas. 874 00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:01,548 Well, it's more about inspiring people 875 00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:02,716 during the Christmas season 876 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:05,452 to be the best version of themselves. 877 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:06,953 When you say "best version", 878 00:38:06,986 --> 00:38:09,055 do you mean fictional or factual? 879 00:38:09,089 --> 00:38:11,091 -Because I've met some 880 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,026 of these people and let's just say-- 881 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:14,060 I'll get it. 882 00:38:14,094 --> 00:38:16,396 I mean factual, 883 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:18,932 but you know, you take the facts to the spa 884 00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:22,068 and you pamper them and you give them a little juje. 885 00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:23,803 Okay. 886 00:38:23,837 --> 00:38:26,406 Okay. Next item interviews are up for you today. 887 00:38:26,439 --> 00:38:27,674 You have Paddy and dad, 888 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:29,109 and tomorrow you have Lily and my mom. 889 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:30,944 -That's great. -Mmhmm. 890 00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:32,712 Oh, and you two need to finish the gingerbread house for the party. 891 00:38:32,746 --> 00:38:33,713 Oh, right. 892 00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:35,415 I have an order coming with all the fixings. 893 00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:36,950 You need to pick it up right after this meeting. 894 00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:38,651 Okay. 895 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:39,719 Mail's here. 896 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:40,453 Hmm. 897 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,422 Okay, here we go. 898 00:38:42,455 --> 00:38:43,857 -Okay. 899 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,831 It's Sue's letter. 900 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:55,035 Okay. Let's see. 901 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:04,978 Warm wishes to all as we approach the winter solstice. 902 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:08,615 And invite the return of the sun into our lives, 903 00:39:08,648 --> 00:39:11,785 bearing new beginnings and brighter days. 904 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:14,921 This doesn't sound like Sue. 905 00:39:14,954 --> 00:39:18,525 Well, Sue is the best version of herself in her letters. 906 00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:20,994 One of the most beautiful... oh. 907 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,098 What?! 908 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:31,604 We have a lot of work to do. 909 00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:32,772 Oh. 910 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,714 Lily! 911 00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:43,717 Hi. 912 00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:45,452 I'll handle this. 913 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:48,555 Victoria. Hello. 914 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:50,490 I was just leaving my moms, saw you two 915 00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:51,591 and said I've got to-- 916 00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:53,860 Find out how the trip to Italy was. 917 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:58,465 Well, yes. I hardly got to talk to you at wreath-making. 918 00:39:58,498 --> 00:39:59,566 Obviously, it was-- 919 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,501 Eventful, given I came back 920 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:04,070 several days later than expected. 921 00:40:04,104 --> 00:40:06,773 Eventful is an understatement. 922 00:40:06,806 --> 00:40:08,808 I don't think there's a flight Lily hasn't missed 923 00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:12,112 and it's almost always due to something, "eventful". 924 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,513 Why have you all not returned-- 925 00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:14,781 Your calls? 926 00:40:14,814 --> 00:40:17,183 We were trying to work out the holiday schedule. 927 00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:19,686 She's been a little off today. 928 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,589 I think it'd be better if you came back later in the week. 929 00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:25,658 Things are a bit chaotic. The letter, you know. 930 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,093 I've got to get going. 931 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:28,795 Ted and I are meeting for brunch. 932 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:30,864 I'll have to tell him I ran into the happy-- 933 00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:34,834 Italy definitely made me happy. Let's talk soon. 934 00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:37,070 Gotta get this gingerbread house done. 935 00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:40,073 Oh, sure. Don't let me keep you. 936 00:40:40,106 --> 00:40:41,207 It was nice to see you. 937 00:40:41,241 --> 00:40:43,043 You too. 938 00:40:43,076 --> 00:40:45,078 Take this in, please. I'll be right behind you. 939 00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:46,680 -Okay. -Thank you so much. 940 00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:48,148 Okay. 941 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,651 Who is that? 942 00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:53,620 Mom's Christmas letter redemption. 943 00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:54,754 Ask her if you dare. 944 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:56,189 I do not. 945 00:40:56,222 --> 00:40:58,858 Take this. Bradley's mince pie. 946 00:40:58,892 --> 00:40:59,693 Thank you. 947 00:40:59,726 --> 00:41:01,594 -Oh. -Who is that? 948 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:05,098 Oh, he's the housekeeper. You know, he's like family. 949 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,666 He's just-- 950 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,643 What is your favorite memory of this past year? 951 00:41:17,077 --> 00:41:18,878 Oh, my favorite... my favorite memory. 952 00:41:18,912 --> 00:41:23,583 Uh. Well, I would have to say it was, uh, 953 00:41:23,616 --> 00:41:25,852 when Settie was nominated 954 00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:31,758 for the... the... the Olga Van Wexler Service 955 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:33,059 to the Community award. 956 00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,102 What is this? 957 00:41:42,135 --> 00:41:43,303 I don't know. 958 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:45,739 Maybe some would say a cheat sheet, but-- 959 00:41:45,772 --> 00:41:46,940 It's exactly what it is. 960 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:50,343 And you should know that I have confiscated all of them. 961 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:51,244 What? 962 00:41:51,978 --> 00:41:52,746 Hm. 963 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:55,849 Let's try that again. 964 00:41:55,882 --> 00:41:58,051 My poem being published in The Connecticut Whistle. 965 00:41:58,084 --> 00:41:59,219 You write poetry? 966 00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:00,620 Yeah. 967 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:01,755 Let's hear it. 968 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:08,128 My Poinsettia: A portrait. 969 00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:13,333 Petals are her body unfolding with each passing year. 970 00:42:13,366 --> 00:42:16,936 Sweet splendor of soft moonbeams. 971 00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:19,706 Fanning the flames of forevermore. 972 00:42:19,739 --> 00:42:24,077 Eternal embers eclipsing eternity. 973 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,915 I didn't know he had that in him. 974 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,651 Um. Who's next? 975 00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:32,819 Your father. 976 00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:33,753 Oh. 977 00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,789 I finally retired last year. 978 00:42:35,822 --> 00:42:38,358 Well, congratulations. What an accomplishment. 979 00:42:38,391 --> 00:42:40,360 You have no idea how hard it is 980 00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:42,228 to live without purpose. 981 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:46,299 Can you find another purpose? 982 00:42:46,332 --> 00:42:48,335 You know, that's what Edith said as well. 983 00:42:48,368 --> 00:42:52,806 I took her advice, and I found a hobby on the Google. 984 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:54,974 -Close your eyes. -Mmhmm. 985 00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:57,143 Listen to this. It's great. Ready? 986 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:05,385 That was amazing. 987 00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:06,386 I'm telling you, Hank. 988 00:43:06,419 --> 00:43:08,855 The Roses are housing barn animals over there, 989 00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:10,890 and it's just like them. 990 00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:13,293 I'm certain they are not. 991 00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:19,933 Leave it to my dad 992 00:43:19,966 --> 00:43:22,035 to find the weirdest hobby on the internet. 993 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:25,071 These tamales are the highlight of my day. 994 00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:26,706 Right? I told you. 995 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,177 What was the highlight of Edith Rose's year? 996 00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:33,079 Easy. 997 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:36,416 Discovering silent disco on our dream cruise to Alaska. 998 00:43:36,449 --> 00:43:38,351 What's silent disco? 999 00:43:40,253 --> 00:43:43,189 The antidote to feeling old. 1000 00:43:45,158 --> 00:43:46,292 Here we go. 1001 00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,128 There you go. 1002 00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:52,098 So, uh... so what now? 1003 00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:56,169 Choose your channel and dance like no one's watching. 1004 00:43:57,337 --> 00:43:59,139 What are you waiting for? 1005 00:43:59,172 --> 00:44:00,206 Here. 1006 00:44:01,474 --> 00:44:02,876 Oh. 1007 00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:04,878 I wasn't prepared for this. 1008 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:06,312 Is this something you prepare for, Juan. 1009 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,882 You just let go and disco. 1010 00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:30,337 Mom, I told you what happens on the cruise ship 1011 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:32,038 stays on the cruise ship. 1012 00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:36,209 Lucky for us, Sue is still at her spa day so maybe... 1013 00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:10,877 Okay. Let's get this masterpiece started. 1014 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:20,954 So, uh, what's the plan? 1015 00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:23,523 Following my intuition at the moment. 1016 00:45:23,556 --> 00:45:25,992 Starting with the walls. 1017 00:45:28,094 --> 00:45:30,063 They're completely mismatched. 1018 00:45:31,164 --> 00:45:32,465 It's abstract. 1019 00:45:32,499 --> 00:45:34,134 Trust me. I learned a long time ago 1020 00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:35,568 trying to do this the right way 1021 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:38,004 only increases the pain of failure. 1022 00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:38,938 I see. 1023 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,508 But if you don't try at all, 1024 00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:44,044 or you jump from one thing to the next 1025 00:45:44,077 --> 00:45:45,879 without actually making an effort, 1026 00:45:45,912 --> 00:45:48,982 then you can avoid failure altogether 1027 00:45:49,015 --> 00:45:51,418 because you never actually tried. 1028 00:45:52,018 --> 00:45:53,953 So we're on the same page? 1029 00:45:55,488 --> 00:45:58,391 No. We're on opposite pages. 1030 00:46:02,996 --> 00:46:03,863 What are you doing? 1031 00:46:03,897 --> 00:46:06,166 We are going to start over. 1032 00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:09,369 And this time, give it our best. 1033 00:46:09,402 --> 00:46:11,905 Why would we do that? It's just a gingerbread house. 1034 00:46:11,938 --> 00:46:16,910 Because you hide behind this free-spirit philosophy. 1035 00:46:16,943 --> 00:46:19,913 But really, you want to be good at something 1036 00:46:19,946 --> 00:46:22,615 and you cannot get good at something 1037 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,151 if you don't really try. 1038 00:46:29,956 --> 00:46:32,359 The bottom line is, I cannot ever be 1039 00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:36,062 the talented and accomplished daughter she dreams of having. 1040 00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:38,231 You already are, Lily. 1041 00:46:39,065 --> 00:46:41,301 For 20 years, she's tried to embellish my life 1042 00:46:41,334 --> 00:46:45,271 in her Christmas letters, Juan, so clearly I'm not. 1043 00:46:49,175 --> 00:46:53,013 Do you know why I like writing? 1044 00:46:53,546 --> 00:46:54,381 Hm. 1045 00:46:55,248 --> 00:46:58,018 Because I can be in control of the story. 1046 00:46:59,652 --> 00:47:01,187 My parents died when I was ten years old, 1047 00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:03,256 and it was totally out of my control. 1048 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,559 I'm so sorry, Juan. 1049 00:47:08,161 --> 00:47:10,430 It was a long time ago, and... 1050 00:47:10,463 --> 00:47:12,966 I was lucky I had my grandparents and Tío Carlos 1051 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,401 to get me through it. 1052 00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:17,303 And then when I was 19, my Abuela died. 1053 00:47:19,005 --> 00:47:21,608 The reason why I'm telling you this is... 1054 00:47:21,641 --> 00:47:24,077 is because sometimes we need some help 1055 00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:25,512 getting through the rough patches. 1056 00:47:26,279 --> 00:47:28,415 It's the reason why I came here. 1057 00:47:29,449 --> 00:47:32,585 You have to take control of your own story, Lily. 1058 00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:40,694 The workshop in Italy was my mom's idea. 1059 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,063 I dropped out on the third day 1060 00:47:43,096 --> 00:47:45,031 because I didn't think I could be as good 1061 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,633 as the rest of the group. 1062 00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,435 I didn't want to bring them down. 1063 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,204 You didn't want to bring them down, 1064 00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:53,540 or you didn't want to put in the effort 1065 00:47:53,573 --> 00:47:55,442 to rise up to their level. 1066 00:47:58,144 --> 00:48:00,180 So what did you end up doing? 1067 00:48:01,514 --> 00:48:05,251 Well, I, uh, got swindled by a modeling agency 1068 00:48:05,285 --> 00:48:07,354 who, in return for my modest fee, 1069 00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:09,723 gave me a year's supply of hair spritzer 1070 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:12,292 from yet another infomercial so. 1071 00:48:16,162 --> 00:48:19,532 Okay. I don't know what I'm doing. 1072 00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:21,634 What's our plan? 1073 00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:25,171 Well, now that we're actually on the same page, 1074 00:48:25,205 --> 00:48:28,475 you tell me. This is your house. 1075 00:48:32,278 --> 00:48:33,146 Thank you. 1076 00:48:34,147 --> 00:48:34,914 It feels really good 1077 00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:36,383 to finally tell someone the truth. 1078 00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,085 You're welcome. 1079 00:48:40,754 --> 00:48:41,721 I'll tell you what. 1080 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:44,491 You make the plan, and I'll be quality control. 1081 00:48:44,524 --> 00:48:46,226 That sounds exactly like something 1082 00:48:46,259 --> 00:48:47,394 my brother would say. 1083 00:48:48,461 --> 00:48:49,496 You're what? 1084 00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:58,438 Just give me one quick second. 1085 00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:00,473 On my way. 1086 00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:01,741 Okay. 1087 00:49:01,775 --> 00:49:03,076 All right. 1088 00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:03,677 Okay. 1089 00:49:05,512 --> 00:49:06,279 Okay. 1090 00:49:07,213 --> 00:49:08,448 Sorry I'm late. 1091 00:49:09,582 --> 00:49:10,350 Ah!!! 1092 00:49:10,383 --> 00:49:12,452 It's nice to see you, too, mom. 1093 00:49:12,485 --> 00:49:16,189 I guess the jig is up on Cousin Jackie. 1094 00:49:17,123 --> 00:49:18,658 You did say you didn't want to be 1095 00:49:18,692 --> 00:49:20,193 in another letter ever again. 1096 00:49:20,226 --> 00:49:22,328 That was before I found out you hired 1097 00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:24,531 a professional writer and told Sue 1098 00:49:24,564 --> 00:49:26,266 he was Lily's fiancé. 1099 00:49:26,299 --> 00:49:29,235 You are really outdoing yourself this Christmas, Mom. 1100 00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:30,437 Sue came up with that, 1101 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,706 and I felt like I had to run with it. 1102 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:33,707 Uh-huh. 1103 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:36,576 Juan, these are for you. 1104 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:39,412 Pan de Mallorca. 1105 00:49:39,446 --> 00:49:41,181 I've been missing these so much. 1106 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:44,050 -Muchas gracias! -Oh, thank you. 1107 00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,418 I can't believe I didn't think of that. 1108 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:48,221 And I can't believe you didn't tell him about me. 1109 00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:49,789 Or me about him. 1110 00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:51,257 I think you're making a blizzard 1111 00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:52,826 out of a few snowflakes. 1112 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,728 I guess those must have been 1113 00:49:54,761 --> 00:49:56,463 some very big snowflakes, huh? 1114 00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:59,566 Let's tell Juan about the snowflakes, shall we? 1115 00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:03,436 One example I happened to mention one time in passing 1116 00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:06,239 that I had been thinking about taking up sculpture. 1117 00:50:06,272 --> 00:50:08,274 The next thing I know, I'm reading her a Christmas letter, 1118 00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,210 only to discover that I will be teaching 1119 00:50:10,243 --> 00:50:12,078 a sculpture in the modernized world class 1120 00:50:12,112 --> 00:50:14,080 at the Holly Hills Recreation Center. 1121 00:50:14,114 --> 00:50:16,116 I made up that title, so. 1122 00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:19,119 Teaching that class was harder than my full-time job. 1123 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:21,254 I had never sculpted anything in my life. 1124 00:50:21,287 --> 00:50:23,723 Well, now you have. Look at this beauty. 1125 00:50:23,757 --> 00:50:25,592 I love it. 1126 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,094 I think teaching is the best way to learn something. 1127 00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,195 And you're always telling me 1128 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:30,363 that you want to do these things, 1129 00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:31,264 but you don't do them. 1130 00:50:31,297 --> 00:50:33,266 So I'm just giving you a little nudge. 1131 00:50:33,299 --> 00:50:34,768 And it worked. 1132 00:50:35,502 --> 00:50:38,538 I think part of you loved teaching that class. 1133 00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:46,346 Okay. Now that we've all properly been introduced, 1134 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:47,881 can we continue with the meeting? 1135 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:51,317 And, Jack, you get to do quote of the day. 1136 00:50:51,351 --> 00:50:53,386 "I will honor Christmas in my heart 1137 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,389 "and try to keep it all the year." 1138 00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:58,525 Charles Dickens. 1139 00:50:59,693 --> 00:51:02,595 A Christmas Carol is one of Abuelo's favorite films. 1140 00:51:02,629 --> 00:51:07,200 So this is your first time being away for the holidays? 1141 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:08,668 Actually, yeah. 1142 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:09,769 Oh. 1143 00:51:09,803 --> 00:51:11,338 I wish we could meet them. 1144 00:51:11,371 --> 00:51:12,572 Oh, they would love you. 1145 00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:15,508 All of you, to meet you all. 1146 00:51:15,542 --> 00:51:18,645 Speaking of movies, am I getting a little 1147 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:22,482 Sandy Bullock in The Proposal thing from you or? 1148 00:51:22,515 --> 00:51:23,450 No. 1149 00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:25,151 Oh, no. You know what? 1150 00:51:25,185 --> 00:51:28,188 Lily and Juan are just doing an excellent job 1151 00:51:28,221 --> 00:51:30,290 of keeping our ruse going. 1152 00:51:30,323 --> 00:51:33,793 Speaking of which, um, I would like the letter, Juan, 1153 00:51:33,827 --> 00:51:34,928 to go out on the 19th. 1154 00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:36,296 Absolutely not. 1155 00:51:37,831 --> 00:51:39,499 Um, we mail it on the 21st 1156 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:42,268 to capitalize on the Christmas mood. 1157 00:51:42,302 --> 00:51:44,170 You haven't started it yet, have you? 1158 00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:45,705 -Of course. -Of course he has. 1159 00:51:45,739 --> 00:51:48,908 We will not fall to the house of Sue this year. 1160 00:51:50,443 --> 00:51:51,244 Nope. 1161 00:51:52,345 --> 00:51:54,848 The deeper I went into the online dating escapades, 1162 00:51:54,881 --> 00:51:56,950 the more I realized just how many 1163 00:51:56,983 --> 00:51:59,853 splendid fish there are in the sea. 1164 00:51:59,886 --> 00:52:01,755 Even if I don't catch one this year, 1165 00:52:01,788 --> 00:52:03,323 I'll keep tossing out my line, 1166 00:52:03,356 --> 00:52:06,826 because sooner or later, the right one will come along. 1167 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:07,794 In the meantime-- 1168 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:09,462 Adam and I have decided 1169 00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,465 to fill some of our glorious retirement time 1170 00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:16,469 volunteering together for worthy causes. 1171 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:22,609 This decision has brought us great joy and fulfillment. 1172 00:52:28,615 --> 00:52:31,985 Okay, my friends, what's the first line? 1173 00:52:32,018 --> 00:52:33,653 I just need the perfect first line 1174 00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:35,922 and it will unlock the whole letter. 1175 00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:45,365 Please give me this one Christmas miracle. 1176 00:52:45,398 --> 00:52:46,733 Chucho has to return home 1177 00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:49,769 a better crab or the story is not complete. 1178 00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:58,745 That's it! The story isn't complete. 1179 00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:00,847 Muchas gracias, amigos! 1180 00:53:01,648 --> 00:53:02,582 Okay. 1181 00:53:04,651 --> 00:53:05,618 Settie. 1182 00:53:05,652 --> 00:53:06,486 Yeah. 1183 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:08,621 I've been thinking a lot about this, 1184 00:53:08,655 --> 00:53:14,494 and I cannot finish my letter without interviewing you. 1185 00:53:14,527 --> 00:53:16,329 Okay, where do you want to know? 1186 00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:18,765 What is your favorite part about Christmas 1187 00:53:18,798 --> 00:53:19,799 with your family? 1188 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,503 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 1189 00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:25,638 Something that doesn't come from a Christmas carol. 1190 00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:27,907 How about just what's your favorite part 1191 00:53:27,941 --> 00:53:28,908 of this past year? 1192 00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:30,944 Lily's surprise engagement. 1193 00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:33,613 Why can't you give me a real answer? 1194 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,915 Don't you value your family? 1195 00:53:35,949 --> 00:53:39,786 Of course I value my family. That's why I hired you. 1196 00:53:39,819 --> 00:53:40,920 They think you hired me 1197 00:53:40,954 --> 00:53:42,422 because they're not good enough. 1198 00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:45,392 Did Lily say that? 1199 00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:48,461 Not in those exact words, but yes. 1200 00:53:49,829 --> 00:53:52,966 You know, she used to tell me everything. 1201 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:58,471 I haven't even heard about Italy or the workshop. 1202 00:53:58,505 --> 00:54:00,440 Did she talk to you about that? 1203 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:01,841 She did. 1204 00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:06,746 Those are her stories to tell when she's ready. 1205 00:54:08,014 --> 00:54:10,417 The truth is, more and more 1206 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:12,652 I get obsessed around the holidays. 1207 00:54:12,686 --> 00:54:14,954 I get caught up in this whirlwind of trying 1208 00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:16,556 to create the perfect Christmas 1209 00:54:16,589 --> 00:54:19,559 that we'll all remember and be remembered by. 1210 00:54:22,696 --> 00:54:25,498 Anyways, once you write me the perfect letter, 1211 00:54:25,532 --> 00:54:27,467 I can call it quits. 1212 00:54:28,535 --> 00:54:32,806 Settie, they are perfect the way they are. 1213 00:54:32,839 --> 00:54:34,474 Full of love. 1214 00:54:34,908 --> 00:54:36,543 My flowers? 1215 00:54:36,576 --> 00:54:39,946 Your family. And that includes you. 1216 00:54:41,147 --> 00:54:42,015 Ta da! 1217 00:54:43,016 --> 00:54:44,617 I finally finished. 1218 00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:48,488 It's perfect. It's full of love. 1219 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,424 It's a little wonky. 1220 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:59,032 I've assigned you and your fiancé 1221 00:54:59,065 --> 00:55:01,634 to the luminaries is outside. 1222 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:03,737 Not bad. 1223 00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:05,372 Lily made it. 1224 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:06,606 Well, I've known Lily her whole life, 1225 00:55:06,639 --> 00:55:08,575 and she's always had two left hands. 1226 00:55:08,608 --> 00:55:11,044 You're lucky to have Juan on your team... for now. 1227 00:55:11,778 --> 00:55:14,547 I am sorry, just... come on. 1228 00:55:18,985 --> 00:55:20,387 What? 1229 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,421 I didn't think you'd be this susceptible 1230 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:23,390 to the Sue Taylor effect. 1231 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:25,892 I don't like how she treats you, you're family. 1232 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,729 She's actually a Grinch in Santa's clothing. 1233 00:55:29,763 --> 00:55:32,165 Yeah, she can be a little grumpy. 1234 00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:35,702 Kind of like you when we first met, Chacho. 1235 00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:37,604 I told you that wasn't a fake name? 1236 00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:38,705 That's not your name. 1237 00:55:40,073 --> 00:55:43,576 Yes and no. 1238 00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:47,747 Chacho is a crab who is, incidentally, very crabby. 1239 00:55:47,781 --> 00:55:51,518 And every Christmas, his life got turned upside down 1240 00:55:51,551 --> 00:55:54,721 and he was given a chance to become a better crab. 1241 00:55:55,555 --> 00:55:57,557 My Abuela loved those stories 1242 00:55:57,590 --> 00:56:00,827 because she always saw the best in people, 1243 00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,028 unlike me. 1244 00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:03,997 That's not true. 1245 00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:07,133 You see the best in my mom and our family, 1246 00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:09,436 and I even think deep down 1247 00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:12,872 you see the best in Sue, just like I do. 1248 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:14,107 Huh, no. 1249 00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,608 The truth is, 1250 00:56:15,642 --> 00:56:16,843 it's time for you to stop being a perfectionist 1251 00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:19,045 and see the best in yourself, too. 1252 00:56:23,516 --> 00:56:24,684 Mm. Two left hands. 1253 00:56:26,219 --> 00:56:29,222 Now, Part 1 of my conversation with Juan Rebolledo Sánchez. 1254 00:56:29,255 --> 00:56:30,623 Isn't that... 1255 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:32,625 The reclusive author of the critically acclaimed-- 1256 00:56:32,659 --> 00:56:33,727 - No, no, no, no... - ...Alma Cane. 1257 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,928 Tell me about your writing process. 1258 00:56:34,961 --> 00:56:39,499 Well, I really try not to think of it as a process. 1259 00:56:39,532 --> 00:56:43,003 It makes the whole art of writing sound sterile. 1260 00:56:43,036 --> 00:56:45,972 Of course, I'm superstitious like all writers. 1261 00:56:46,006 --> 00:56:47,640 Sorry. 1262 00:56:47,674 --> 00:56:51,011 But I will share that I start with my yellow pad. 1263 00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:52,979 I just like the feeling-- 1264 00:56:53,013 --> 00:56:55,582 Piper! You are killing the Christmas spirit. 1265 00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:57,050 Sorry everyone. 1266 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,185 I forgot about the music and clicked on the interview. 1267 00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:01,021 Why won't this turn off? 1268 00:57:01,054 --> 00:57:02,188 Does he sound familiar? 1269 00:57:02,222 --> 00:57:04,257 Jingle bells, jingle bells. 1270 00:57:04,290 --> 00:57:06,226 Santa is coming soon. 1271 00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:08,161 Oh, what fun it is to ride-- 1272 00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:09,996 Snow is falling down. 1273 00:57:10,030 --> 00:57:11,865 You don't know the lyrics to this song? 1274 00:57:11,898 --> 00:57:12,732 I do, I did. 1275 00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:14,934 Jingle bells, jingle bells. 1276 00:57:14,968 --> 00:57:17,170 Jingle all the way. 1277 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,640 That was so fun. 1278 00:57:26,246 --> 00:57:28,048 I need my lucky socks. 1279 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:02,649 It's time for you to stop being a perfectionist 1280 00:58:02,682 --> 00:58:04,984 and see the best in yourself, too. 1281 00:58:13,093 --> 00:58:16,796 I left home with a knife in my pocket and $1. 1282 00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:20,033 I didn't know that the moon held more than dust. 1283 00:58:20,066 --> 00:58:22,669 It held nightmares carved into dreams. 1284 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:25,705 Or was it the other way around? 1285 00:58:32,278 --> 00:58:36,349 "Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone," 1286 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:38,118 Charles M. Schulz. 1287 00:58:38,752 --> 00:58:40,887 I'm excited to finally come to one of these. 1288 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,089 Jack won't admit it, but he loves them. 1289 00:58:43,123 --> 00:58:44,891 I love them too. 1290 00:58:49,963 --> 00:58:53,066 I'm going to miss this when the season's over. 1291 00:58:53,099 --> 00:58:55,902 We've all come to look forward to this time together. 1292 00:58:55,935 --> 00:58:58,304 We haven't had s'mores for breakfast since we were kids. 1293 00:58:59,172 --> 00:59:01,041 Mmm-mmm. I'm sorry, 1294 00:59:01,074 --> 00:59:04,010 but these are better than your cinnamon buns. 1295 00:59:04,044 --> 00:59:05,845 I suspected that was the reason 1296 00:59:05,879 --> 00:59:08,748 you walked out on us that day. 1297 00:59:08,782 --> 00:59:10,817 No, that wasn't the reason, no. 1298 00:59:11,184 --> 00:59:12,652 One never forgets 1299 00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:14,754 their first encounter with a family recipe. 1300 00:59:14,788 --> 00:59:15,989 It's true. 1301 00:59:22,228 --> 00:59:24,030 Can I see you for a moment? 1302 00:59:24,064 --> 00:59:24,898 Yeah, of course. 1303 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:32,305 I was hoping you would grant me a second interview. 1304 00:59:33,106 --> 00:59:34,274 Of course. 1305 00:59:34,307 --> 00:59:35,275 Okay. 1306 00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:37,911 The thing I love most about Christmas 1307 00:59:37,944 --> 00:59:40,780 is the joy it brings out in our family. 1308 00:59:40,814 --> 00:59:42,649 We're not great at it, 1309 00:59:42,682 --> 00:59:44,951 but we love it with all our heart. 1310 00:59:44,984 --> 00:59:50,190 And I know my enthusiasm for the season can be a tad much, 1311 00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:52,959 but it feels fleeting and I just want it 1312 00:59:52,992 --> 00:59:55,962 to last a little bit longer. 1313 00:59:55,995 --> 00:59:58,398 I've really enjoyed getting to know your family. 1314 00:59:59,399 --> 01:00:00,367 Lily. 1315 01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:03,203 No, not all of you. 1316 01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:08,842 And your enthusiasm is not too much. 1317 01:00:09,709 --> 01:00:11,011 It's infectious. 1318 01:00:12,112 --> 01:00:14,214 Thank you so much for staying with us. 1319 01:00:14,247 --> 01:00:17,717 I will always consider you as part of our family. 1320 01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:19,019 Well, thank you. 1321 01:00:20,053 --> 01:00:24,858 And you are right. I am glad I am spending Christmas 1322 01:00:24,891 --> 01:00:27,027 with the Roses this year. 1323 01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:28,228 I knew it. 1324 01:00:29,162 --> 01:00:30,964 We're fun. 1325 01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:40,707 Once upon a time, on a tree lined street in Holly Hills, 1326 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:43,443 there lived a wonderful family. 1327 01:00:43,476 --> 01:00:49,115 And while we may tangle the lights, burn the cookies 1328 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:52,786 and decorate the Christmas tree 1329 01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:57,023 until it can barely stand up... 1330 01:00:57,991 --> 01:01:04,297 We always get Christmas right in our hearts. 1331 01:01:25,051 --> 01:01:26,119 Paddy... 1332 01:01:48,942 --> 01:01:51,478 Um, what's in the shed? 1333 01:01:51,511 --> 01:01:53,213 Nothing. 1334 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,115 We don't talk about the shed. 1335 01:01:55,148 --> 01:01:56,983 Because there's nothing to talk about. 1336 01:01:57,884 --> 01:01:59,552 All right, you guys got this 1337 01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:01,254 'cause I have to run an errand. 1338 01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:03,957 Stay out of trouble. 1339 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:08,828 Your mom changed the combo. 1340 01:02:08,862 --> 01:02:10,063 Did you try your birthday? 1341 01:02:10,530 --> 01:02:11,965 Right. 1342 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,200 June 12th. 1343 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:15,068 Fifth. 1344 01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:15,535 Fifth. 1345 01:02:21,241 --> 01:02:22,075 Whoa! 1346 01:02:22,976 --> 01:02:24,077 It's a reindeer. 1347 01:02:24,978 --> 01:02:26,346 A sleigh. 1348 01:02:28,281 --> 01:02:30,250 These are amazing. 1349 01:02:30,283 --> 01:02:32,118 Why aren't they on full display? 1350 01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:34,487 Sue and her committee. 1351 01:02:34,521 --> 01:02:36,256 Yeah. Lawn ornaments are tacky 1352 01:02:36,289 --> 01:02:39,993 and not suitable for our traditional neighborhood. 1353 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,128 Why does everyone listen to her? 1354 01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:43,963 I think it goes back to the PTA. 1355 01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:46,166 She was president for all 12 years I was in school. 1356 01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:48,335 Everyone knows it's just easier to do what she says 1357 01:02:48,368 --> 01:02:49,469 than go up against her. 1358 01:02:49,502 --> 01:02:50,270 Yeah. 1359 01:02:50,503 --> 01:02:52,339 Well, I think it's time 1360 01:02:52,372 --> 01:02:55,041 for new leadership and new traditions. 1361 01:02:56,209 --> 01:02:59,012 Agreed. Sue can pound sand. 1362 01:03:00,013 --> 01:03:02,315 We meet tomorrow at midnight. 1363 01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:06,086 Call Jack. We need all hands on deck. 1364 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:12,525 I got the door. 1365 01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:14,094 Okay. Great, great. 1366 01:03:15,028 --> 01:03:17,230 -Inner voice. -Bring it in, all right? 1367 01:03:17,263 --> 01:03:19,032 Thanks for being our fearless leader. 1368 01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:25,271 Remember, we save the sleigh for last. 1369 01:03:25,305 --> 01:03:26,339 Yes! 1370 01:03:30,276 --> 01:03:31,444 Whoa! 1371 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,146 -Let's go. -Okay. 1372 01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:38,451 Come on. 1373 01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:42,155 Let's go. 1374 01:03:42,689 --> 01:03:44,224 Let's go! 1375 01:03:46,659 --> 01:03:48,061 Sh-sh-sh! 1376 01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:51,064 Sh-sh-sh... 1377 01:03:53,199 --> 01:03:53,867 Huh? 1378 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,575 -We're good. -Okay. 1379 01:04:02,609 --> 01:04:04,477 -Yeah. -Alright. 1380 01:04:05,078 --> 01:04:07,180 -Follow me everyone. -This is crazy. 1381 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,618 That was fun. 1382 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,995 Are you okay? 1383 01:04:22,028 --> 01:04:23,630 I have an audition tomorrow for a play. 1384 01:04:23,663 --> 01:04:25,265 That's awesome. 1385 01:04:25,298 --> 01:04:27,133 Do you need help preparing for it? 1386 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:28,635 I ran through the scenes a couple times. 1387 01:04:28,668 --> 01:04:31,504 Usually I just try to show up and be in the moment. 1388 01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:35,208 But if you're up for it. 1389 01:04:35,975 --> 01:04:37,210 I'll help you. 1390 01:04:42,282 --> 01:04:44,417 You know, we've been at this for over an hour. 1391 01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:46,953 You're maybe taking this new preparation thing 1392 01:04:46,986 --> 01:04:49,089 a little too far. I even know the lines. 1393 01:04:49,122 --> 01:04:51,324 Last scene, one more time, I promise. 1394 01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:52,425 Okay. 1395 01:05:02,168 --> 01:05:04,738 What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. 1396 01:05:04,771 --> 01:05:08,174 Do you think keeping a secret is the same thing as lying? 1397 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,110 It depends on the secret. 1398 01:05:10,143 --> 01:05:11,644 You be the judge of this one. 1399 01:05:15,315 --> 01:05:17,017 No. You're supposed to kiss me passionately, 1400 01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:18,351 not laugh at me. 1401 01:05:23,456 --> 01:05:26,092 Um. Do you want to run it again? 1402 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:30,063 Yes. I mean, no. Do you think I need to? 1403 01:05:30,096 --> 01:05:32,265 No. It was great. 1404 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:35,735 All of it. Like... like the whole scene. 1405 01:05:35,769 --> 01:05:36,703 Thank you. 1406 01:05:38,638 --> 01:05:41,074 Well good night, Juan. 1407 01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,308 Good night. 1408 01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:44,277 I'll see you in the morning. 1409 01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:45,011 Yeah. 1410 01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:45,712 Okay. 1411 01:05:49,582 --> 01:05:51,217 I look forward to it. 1412 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:08,335 Mom? Mom. 1413 01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:09,736 Oh, right. 1414 01:06:11,204 --> 01:06:13,673 "A lovely thing about Christmas 1415 01:06:13,707 --> 01:06:17,811 "is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm. 1416 01:06:17,844 --> 01:06:20,647 "And we all go through it together." 1417 01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:23,249 Garrison Keillor. 1418 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:27,687 Oh. Where is your enthusiasm today? 1419 01:06:28,488 --> 01:06:30,657 I know we're enthusiastically sleepy. 1420 01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,326 But carry on. 1421 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,161 We're listening with our eyes closed. 1422 01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:36,529 Our ears are open. 1423 01:06:37,130 --> 01:06:39,265 Okay. Well, great, 1424 01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:42,569 because I've decided to skip Christmas this year 1425 01:06:42,602 --> 01:06:44,437 and not do a letter, 1426 01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:47,807 and we're all moving to Puerto Rico. 1427 01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:50,310 Excellent idea, dear. 1428 01:06:50,343 --> 01:06:52,078 Which one exactly? 1429 01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:53,813 All of it. 1430 01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,117 What'd I miss? 1431 01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:58,785 We're moving to Puerto Rico. 1432 01:07:00,353 --> 01:07:02,622 -Oh. Jack. -What? 1433 01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:04,124 You slept over? 1434 01:07:04,157 --> 01:07:06,760 Uh huh. I got off work late. 1435 01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:10,463 And it was easier just to come straight here. 1436 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:15,669 Okay. Where were we? 1437 01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:20,573 Winter wonderland tour. Wait. What is that? 1438 01:07:21,307 --> 01:07:22,409 Settie! 1439 01:07:23,276 --> 01:07:24,611 Settie Rose! 1440 01:07:32,852 --> 01:07:34,387 What have you done! 1441 01:07:36,489 --> 01:07:38,825 John, you're going to take photos in the sleigh 1442 01:07:38,858 --> 01:07:40,827 just exit through the Rose yard. 1443 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:41,795 Okay. 1444 01:07:42,328 --> 01:07:44,631 Hank set up some cones. 1445 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:46,633 Poor Hank. 1446 01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:52,339 Any wonder you guys were zombies this morning? 1447 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,509 Totally worth it. 1448 01:08:07,487 --> 01:08:07,887 Hey. 1449 01:08:08,822 --> 01:08:10,256 I realized I hadn't seen 1450 01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:12,592 where the Christmas magic is happening 1451 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:14,461 since you're such a good writer. 1452 01:08:15,762 --> 01:08:17,397 I appreciate that. 1453 01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:19,766 What are these? 1454 01:08:20,734 --> 01:08:22,736 They're santos. 1455 01:08:23,503 --> 01:08:25,905 They represent Catholic saints. 1456 01:08:26,673 --> 01:08:27,741 They're beautiful. 1457 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:31,778 My Abuelo would either make one or buy one for me 1458 01:08:31,811 --> 01:08:34,647 every year since I moved in with him and Tío Carlos. 1459 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:37,784 But I've made one myself. Can you guess which one? 1460 01:08:42,222 --> 01:08:42,889 This one. 1461 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:45,392 What gave it away? 1462 01:08:46,726 --> 01:08:49,796 Oh, I just remembered. I'm hosting book club today. 1463 01:08:49,829 --> 01:08:50,864 How long do we have? 1464 01:08:50,897 --> 01:08:51,798 Twenty minutes. 1465 01:08:51,831 --> 01:08:52,899 What book are we discussing? 1466 01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:54,234 -Yours. -What? 1467 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:56,236 But you won't be discussing anything. 1468 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:56,903 Come on. 1469 01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:57,904 Yeah. 1470 01:09:01,007 --> 01:09:02,409 Come on, Juan. 1471 01:09:05,612 --> 01:09:07,947 Okay, so tell me again what happened. 1472 01:09:09,282 --> 01:09:11,451 The phone rang. I answered. 1473 01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:12,886 The line went dead, 1474 01:09:12,919 --> 01:09:16,890 so I dialed back and then went straight to voice message. 1475 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:22,228 Esto no está bien. 1476 01:09:22,696 --> 01:09:24,364 Juan, I know you may want to chime in, 1477 01:09:24,397 --> 01:09:26,866 but you have to stay away, it's too risky. 1478 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:29,669 I'll stay hidden, I promise, but talk loudly. 1479 01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:31,938 I want to know why Sue thinks I didn't quite cut it. 1480 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:35,575 For me, it was more about 1481 01:09:35,608 --> 01:09:38,611 why Alma carried that heavy burden for so long? 1482 01:09:38,645 --> 01:09:41,414 No, no, no, no. She didn't want their pity. 1483 01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:43,850 She would rather die than be pitied. 1484 01:09:43,883 --> 01:09:45,952 Eso, Ana, eso... muy bien! 1485 01:09:45,985 --> 01:09:48,688 No matter which way you look at it, she was self-centered. 1486 01:09:48,722 --> 01:09:49,656 Qué?! 1487 01:09:49,856 --> 01:09:51,558 Que! 1488 01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:55,395 It was unrealistic to me how everyone forgave her so easily 1489 01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:56,463 during their last Christmas together. 1490 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,530 I mean, she never suffered 1491 01:09:57,564 --> 01:09:59,299 the consequences for her own actions. 1492 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:03,303 Room for one more bookworm. 1493 01:10:03,336 --> 01:10:05,305 Nope. No, because you would have had-- 1494 01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:07,040 Just finished thanks to your insistence 1495 01:10:07,073 --> 01:10:09,409 that it is a work of genius. 1496 01:10:09,442 --> 01:10:11,311 Everyone must read. 1497 01:10:11,344 --> 01:10:12,812 That's a little overstated. 1498 01:10:12,846 --> 01:10:16,516 Just as you said, I was hooked from beginning to end. 1499 01:10:19,753 --> 01:10:23,323 Also, I completely disagree with your take 1500 01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:25,492 on Alma's character, so. 1501 01:10:26,493 --> 01:10:27,694 Enlighten me. 1502 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:33,667 Alma was from... from the fields, from the earth. 1503 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:37,604 She reflected the very nature of life in the country, 1504 01:10:37,637 --> 01:10:42,308 which can sometimes be both nurturing and cruel. 1505 01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:46,012 Her deceptions created a balance 1506 01:10:46,046 --> 01:10:49,816 and provided for her family and I, the author, 1507 01:10:49,849 --> 01:10:54,788 captured the true spirit of faith and sacrifice. 1508 01:10:55,722 --> 01:10:56,523 Wow. 1509 01:10:58,491 --> 01:11:00,360 It's getting a bit unctuous in here for me. 1510 01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:01,928 I'm going to the ladies room. 1511 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:07,033 Oh, I finally found a picture of him online. 1512 01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:08,735 No. Oh, no! Don't look at it! 1513 01:11:08,768 --> 01:11:10,804 It will ruin the mystique. 1514 01:11:11,938 --> 01:11:15,575 That's it, Settie. I've got it. 1515 01:11:16,509 --> 01:11:18,511 That's what I love the most about the book. 1516 01:11:18,545 --> 01:11:19,946 The mystique. 1517 01:11:19,979 --> 01:11:22,916 Oh yes, the mystique. 1518 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:24,017 Totally. 1519 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:57,684 I want to tell her, 1520 01:11:57,717 --> 01:11:59,853 but the words are too thick with shame. 1521 01:11:59,886 --> 01:12:02,689 I'm sorry, my love. I'm not who you think I am. 1522 01:12:02,722 --> 01:12:05,525 I'm bound by the secrets I carry. 1523 01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:07,093 My family will come for me soon. 1524 01:12:07,127 --> 01:12:10,697 And I will return to a life in the shadows. 1525 01:12:11,131 --> 01:12:12,599 Oh. 1526 01:12:25,712 --> 01:12:27,647 The symbolism of that word. 1527 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:29,616 I have to get back to Hank. 1528 01:12:31,051 --> 01:12:31,885 Oh! 1529 01:12:35,121 --> 01:12:36,556 The fake Garland is tacky. 1530 01:12:36,589 --> 01:12:38,658 I'll bring you a real one from my florist. 1531 01:12:38,692 --> 01:12:40,093 -Oh. -Goodbye, Sue. 1532 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,097 And in my opinion, the author definitely cut it. 1533 01:12:44,130 --> 01:12:47,934 Nicely played, Juan. Sue always has the last word. 1534 01:12:49,502 --> 01:12:50,637 Dad. 1535 01:12:52,639 --> 01:12:55,942 "At Christmas, all roads lead home". 1536 01:12:56,910 --> 01:12:57,944 Marjorie Holmes. 1537 01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:00,647 Okay, as you know, 1538 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,484 tonight is the neighborhood big star lighting party. 1539 01:13:04,517 --> 01:13:06,486 It's the event of the season, 1540 01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:08,655 but we need to keep an eye on Sue. 1541 01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:11,991 We can never underestimate the damage one woman can do. 1542 01:13:12,025 --> 01:13:14,828 And you are a shining example of that, dear. 1543 01:13:15,795 --> 01:13:21,835 Okay, Juan, will you do me the honor of reading the "Do". 1544 01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:22,602 Do? 1545 01:13:23,603 --> 01:13:26,072 "Be happy that the Rose family Christmas letter 1546 01:13:26,106 --> 01:13:29,809 "will be the best one yet." 1547 01:13:31,177 --> 01:13:35,682 Don't change a thing about our beautiful family. 1548 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:48,128 Guess what? 1549 01:13:48,995 --> 01:13:50,130 What? 1550 01:13:50,597 --> 01:13:52,198 I got the part. 1551 01:13:52,232 --> 01:13:53,800 -What? Yeah. 1552 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,536 That's fantastic. Are you serious? 1553 01:13:56,569 --> 01:13:57,771 What's fantastic! 1554 01:13:57,804 --> 01:13:59,973 I got a part in a local play. 1555 01:14:00,006 --> 01:14:01,875 That Juan help me rehearse for. 1556 01:14:01,908 --> 01:14:03,543 It's just a play, Mom. 1557 01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:05,178 It's not Broadway or anything. 1558 01:14:05,211 --> 01:14:06,780 Okay. It's just a play. 1559 01:14:06,813 --> 01:14:08,882 But you're in it, and it's gonna be amazing! 1560 01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:10,583 And I can't wait for opening night. 1561 01:14:10,617 --> 01:14:11,685 -Mom! -You're gonna be so great. 1562 01:14:11,718 --> 01:14:13,486 I want the front row. I want the whole front row. 1563 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,969 Maybe he did freeze to death after all. 1564 01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,139 As for the dying bird. 1565 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,924 Sweet silence. 1566 01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:05,905 I made a special recipe in honor of Juan. 1567 01:15:05,939 --> 01:15:08,341 I thought it would be a nice surprise. 1568 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:10,043 You're alive. 1569 01:15:10,076 --> 01:15:11,745 Oh. Oh! 1570 01:15:11,778 --> 01:15:12,912 Is that? 1571 01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:14,814 Abuelo? 1572 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:16,750 Tío Carlos. 1573 01:15:16,783 --> 01:15:18,551 It's my family from Puerto Rico. 1574 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,321 Incoming! 1575 01:15:21,354 --> 01:15:23,223 They finally come for you. 1576 01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:27,360 Yes. I know all about you and your secrets, Juan. 1577 01:15:27,394 --> 01:15:29,095 What are you talking about, Sue? 1578 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:32,899 I was suspicious from day one when Lily's fiancé suggested 1579 01:15:32,932 --> 01:15:34,167 I was the one looking for trouble. 1580 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,070 Now, I don't know how the Roses got caught up in all of this, 1581 01:15:37,103 --> 01:15:39,973 but leave the rest of us out of it. 1582 01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:43,209 They've come to take Juan back to the family. 1583 01:15:43,243 --> 01:15:44,711 Who did? 1584 01:15:44,744 --> 01:15:47,647 The Mafia, that's who. 1585 01:15:47,681 --> 01:15:50,350 We thought he was being held captive. 1586 01:15:50,383 --> 01:15:52,352 I saw what you wrote, Juan. 1587 01:15:52,385 --> 01:15:53,687 That you couldn't bring yourself 1588 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,121 to tell Lily the truth. 1589 01:15:55,155 --> 01:15:55,989 Oh, thats-- 1590 01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:57,857 I'll show you. 1591 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:13,406 He deceived us all. 1592 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:14,874 I think your imagination 1593 01:16:14,908 --> 01:16:17,711 is getting more deceptive with age, Sue. 1594 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:19,646 Maybe we should start fact checking 1595 01:16:19,679 --> 01:16:20,714 your Christmas letters. 1596 01:16:20,747 --> 01:16:23,283 My letters are 100 percent truthful. 1597 01:16:24,150 --> 01:16:25,752 Your letters?! 1598 01:16:25,785 --> 01:16:27,287 I knew it. 1599 01:16:29,189 --> 01:16:33,093 I... I... I... provide the material. 1600 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,928 I will get to the bottom 1601 01:16:34,961 --> 01:16:37,764 of whatever this nefarious charade is. 1602 01:16:37,797 --> 01:16:39,099 Come on, Hank. 1603 01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:42,635 You can't say I didn't warn you. 1604 01:16:45,438 --> 01:16:46,272 Bye. 1605 01:16:46,706 --> 01:16:47,707 Atta boy. 1606 01:16:48,808 --> 01:16:52,045 The mystery of the Holly Hills cow is finally solved. 1607 01:16:52,078 --> 01:16:53,747 And now we know how Sue 1608 01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:55,882 kept that winning streak all those years. 1609 01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:58,084 Enough about Sue. Let's eat. 1610 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:02,389 Parece que te has metido en tremendo lio aquí. 1611 01:17:02,422 --> 01:17:04,457 Sí, hoy te lo explico, 1612 01:17:04,491 --> 01:17:06,326 pero primero te presenta a... 1613 01:17:06,359 --> 01:17:09,963 Abuelo, Tío Carlos. I want to present you to Settie. 1614 01:17:09,996 --> 01:17:12,232 This is her husband, Paddy. Her daughter, Lily. 1615 01:17:12,265 --> 01:17:15,869 Her wonderful parents, Edith y Charles. 1616 01:17:15,902 --> 01:17:18,938 They have been my familia for the last two weeks. 1617 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:21,207 This is the perfect Christmas surprise. 1618 01:17:21,808 --> 01:17:24,210 Juan has told us so much about you. 1619 01:17:25,345 --> 01:17:28,381 Sorry. Do I smell lechón? 1620 01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:30,350 As a matter of fact, you do. 1621 01:17:30,383 --> 01:17:31,251 Oh! 1622 01:17:32,886 --> 01:17:34,320 Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi... 1623 01:17:36,056 --> 01:17:38,825 Muchísimas, gracias. That is our favorite. 1624 01:17:38,858 --> 01:17:40,193 Mwah. 1625 01:17:40,226 --> 01:17:42,162 Viste? 1626 01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:43,897 We'll have to see if it's as good as mine. 1627 01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:45,065 Oh, come on. 1628 01:17:45,098 --> 01:17:46,966 -All right, get a plate. -Vamos. 1629 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,234 Come on. 1630 01:17:48,268 --> 01:17:49,069 Thank you. 1631 01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,239 That was some great food, wasn't it? 1632 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:57,110 I love you. 1633 01:17:58,311 --> 01:18:00,880 I'm so happy your family joined us. 1634 01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:04,117 Even if it was because they thought we had kidnaped you. 1635 01:18:05,051 --> 01:18:08,321 Oh, honestly, this has turned out to be 1636 01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:09,989 my favorite Christmas. 1637 01:18:10,390 --> 01:18:11,991 La mía también. 1638 01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:34,114 Oh! 1639 01:18:35,248 --> 01:18:37,083 Let's go inside. 1640 01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:45,025 Come on in. 1641 01:18:49,929 --> 01:18:54,000 How in the world did Sue think you were part of the Mafia? 1642 01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:57,437 Oh. She just found some pages from my new novel. 1643 01:18:58,304 --> 01:18:59,439 New novel? 1644 01:18:59,472 --> 01:19:01,141 Yeah. 1645 01:19:01,174 --> 01:19:03,376 Lily said something to me the other day that made me realize 1646 01:19:03,410 --> 01:19:06,446 that I couldn't write your letter or my new novel 1647 01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:08,515 without remembering how it all began. 1648 01:19:09,382 --> 01:19:11,518 And seeing the good in myself again. 1649 01:19:12,952 --> 01:19:16,890 And on that note, I am pleased to present 1650 01:19:16,923 --> 01:19:21,061 the perfect Rose family Christmas letter. 1651 01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:22,462 Hm. 1652 01:19:25,365 --> 01:19:26,199 Thank you. 1653 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,402 And I'm sure it's perfect, Juan. 1654 01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:30,804 Except for one thing. 1655 01:19:31,604 --> 01:19:33,073 I didn't write it. 1656 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:38,411 This letter was mine to write from the beginning, 1657 01:19:38,445 --> 01:19:41,147 and I just needed someone to show me the way 1658 01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:44,150 and help me find the joy in it again. 1659 01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:48,188 I'm proud of you. 1660 01:19:48,221 --> 01:19:51,091 Now you just be sure and dedicate your next book 1661 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:54,094 to your muse, Settie Rose. 1662 01:19:54,127 --> 01:19:56,596 I wouldn't have it any other way. 1663 01:20:00,633 --> 01:20:01,935 All right. Tío. 1664 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:04,104 Quote of the day. 1665 01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:10,010 Familia y amigos son los verdaderos regalos de la Navidad. 1666 01:20:10,043 --> 01:20:11,611 Yay, Tío! 1667 01:20:11,644 --> 01:20:13,346 Yay! Yay! 1668 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:16,349 This Christmas has been the best example of that. 1669 01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:18,284 Juan, our friendship with you 1670 01:20:18,318 --> 01:20:21,988 and your family is a true Christmas gift. 1671 01:20:22,022 --> 01:20:25,358 And now for the Rose family Christmas letter 1672 01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:28,328 written with love by yours truly. 1673 01:20:29,996 --> 01:20:31,431 Dearest family and friends, 1674 01:20:31,464 --> 01:20:35,935 I must confess it was not my intention to write this letter. 1675 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:37,904 Honestly, I had lost touch 1676 01:20:37,937 --> 01:20:39,906 with the true meaning of Christmas. 1677 01:20:39,939 --> 01:20:43,243 It's easy to do when you are swept up in the blizzard 1678 01:20:43,276 --> 01:20:44,978 of trying to do Christmas right, 1679 01:20:45,011 --> 01:20:49,149 and you fail to see the beauty in each individual snowflake. 1680 01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:53,119 Lily is fearlessly pursuing her acting career 1681 01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:55,689 and will appear on stage this spring 1682 01:20:55,722 --> 01:20:57,657 at the Holly Hills Theater. 1683 01:20:57,691 --> 01:20:58,625 Woo! 1684 01:20:59,826 --> 01:21:03,530 Jack and Bradley are newlyweds and cherishing every moment 1685 01:21:03,563 --> 01:21:05,498 of their lives together. 1686 01:21:05,532 --> 01:21:09,102 Meanwhile, Paddy published his first poem this year 1687 01:21:09,135 --> 01:21:11,371 in The Connecticut Whistle. 1688 01:21:11,404 --> 01:21:14,140 And my mom is keeping us all in shape 1689 01:21:14,174 --> 01:21:17,644 with her silent disco parties. All are welcome. 1690 01:21:17,677 --> 01:21:20,180 Of course she is. 1691 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,981 Dad won first place 1692 01:21:22,015 --> 01:21:25,251 at last year's State Fair mooing contest 1693 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:28,188 and is practicing diligently to add reindeer 1694 01:21:28,221 --> 01:21:30,056 to his repertoire. 1695 01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:32,058 Finally, in my desperation to redeem myself, 1696 01:21:32,092 --> 01:21:34,961 I was ready to cheat our way to the Wall of Fame 1697 01:21:34,994 --> 01:21:36,029 by hiring a professional writer 1698 01:21:36,062 --> 01:21:38,298 whose beautiful prose was sure to make us shine. 1699 01:21:38,331 --> 01:21:40,700 Juan Rebolledo Sánchez. 1700 01:21:40,734 --> 01:21:42,202 I knew it. 1701 01:21:44,004 --> 01:21:48,508 Juan helped me to fall in love with how we do Christmas. 1702 01:21:48,541 --> 01:21:52,579 Without our flaws, we wouldn't be perfectly who we are. 1703 01:21:53,213 --> 01:21:56,583 Yours truly, The Roses. 1704 01:21:58,485 --> 01:22:02,322 Oh, wait wait, wait. There's a postscript. 1705 01:22:02,355 --> 01:22:07,027 Okay. P.S. I am twinkling with delight 1706 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,362 to announce that Jack will be teaching 1707 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:13,500 sculpture of the modernized world 2.0. this winter. 1708 01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:15,735 Everyone sign up at the clubhouse. 1709 01:22:15,769 --> 01:22:16,736 You didn't. 1710 01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:20,607 I did, I did. I did it! 1711 01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,445 That's beautiful, Settie. 1712 01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:27,414 Awe... 1713 01:22:29,516 --> 01:22:32,986 Settie, you might just have a winner this year. 1714 01:22:46,132 --> 01:22:48,268 T'was the night before Christmas. 1715 01:22:49,235 --> 01:22:51,404 Era la víspera de Navidad. 1716 01:22:51,805 --> 01:22:55,008 Y en todo lugar reinaba la paz. 1717 01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:57,277 No se escuchaba ni un sólo ruidito. 1718 01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,312 Not even a mouse. 1719 01:22:59,346 --> 01:23:01,281 -Or a cow. -Or a reindeer. 1720 01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:07,687 Junto a la chimenea, las medias colgaban. 1721 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:15,328 It's fine. 1722 01:23:16,696 --> 01:23:18,131 It's fine. It's okay. 1723 01:23:18,164 --> 01:23:19,032 Mmhmm. 1724 01:23:20,467 --> 01:23:23,503 Junto a la chimenea, las medias colgaban. 1725 01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:26,773 Pues San Nicolás ya pronto esperaban. 120273

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