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Tonight's surprise for Catia

is something beyond

our wildest dreams.

Yo!

I got a birthday cake for
Catia!

Ring a ding ding. It's the
king.

How are we, darling?

How are we?

There is a sexy man

in front of me.

[burp speaks] I'm hungry.

Hey!

Oh, my God!

This is my fucking song!

[laughter]

Everything I've done

has gone out the window,
forgotten about.

You're a sook.

I'm fucking sticking by that.

We either need to sleep
together

or stop hooking up.

It's almost toxic.

I don't beat around the bush.

I love you as a friend.

Oh, no.

You know, it's just the nature

of our relationship.

Lexie doesn't realise

that Callum's just
playing a game.

I'm not this clinger

that's going to get hurt.

I'm horny.

He's going to be in my bed,

no matter what.

Oh!

# Happy people, dance with me.
#

I've got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.

I'm a little bit of a sly fox.

I'm the queen 'cause
I'm the hottest in Cairns.

Your boy is the resonator.

# Happy people, dance with me.
#

Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.

I'm a little bit of
a shit-stirrer.

Turn up that music
and watch me dance.

I do use my tits
to an advantage.

I came out my mum's vagina
having a party.

Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.

# Happy people, dance with me.
#

[dance music]

How did you find it, Cal?

Oh, my God!

Large, bro. Double large.

So, this morning, Callum and
Lexie are all over each other.

Tom and Lily are
in the shag pad.

Con and Catia are just friends,

and I'm in my little single bed
in the corner, so, yeah.

No.

[Catia laughs]

- Fuck me, it's been two days?
- I'm dying.

Yeah, it's been two days,
innit? Do you know what I mean?

I mean, it takes a lot
to get my eggs in a basket.

How many eggs have I got?

Well, how many eggs
do I have to start with?

Now, there's six eggs,
'cause there's six boys.

I think Lexie definitely
seems extra smitten to me.

Well, then he's got...

..point-fifth of one.

That is half, babe.
Point-fifth is half.

- Oh, is it?
- Well, yeah.

- 0.5.
- 0.5.

- Like, a tiny...
- OK.

[Catia] I'm seeing the way
she looks at him,

and the way that he
looks at her back...

..don't know if it's genuine.

[Callum] I've been having fun
getting to know you.

Yeah, last night, solid...
solicifi...

Solicified or solidified it?
Whatever...

[Jaeda] Solicified.

- What is it?
- Solidified.

Yeah. Last night solidified it.

- [Kyle] Lexie, for sure.
- Lexie.

[Cooper] Yeah, man,
she's got no idea.

[Manaaki] Everyone in the house
can see that

Callum's just here for fun.

But Lexie is kind of
reading into it, like

he's really caring for her

and he's showing her affection
and giving her a compliment.

She's got no idea that he's
just, like, stringing her
along.

Manaaki, why do you care so
much about what Callum's doing?

If Callum wants to get his
willie wet with another girl,

let him go.

[Manaaki] Mate,
we've warned you, Lexie.

Whatever happens from here on
out is, you know, your problem.

- What?
- How was your night? Good?

It was good till you started
fucking grilling me, bro.

Mmm.

I was charcoaled, bro. I was
getting charcoaled in the back.

You were grilling me
that hard, bro.

You little shit. [laughs]

- It was a good chat.
- It was.

[Tom] I do think Con's got
a little crush.

Yeah, he's trying to
impress Cal.

He's telling Cal that they're
the exact same person.

[Callum] Bruv, no,
that's not happening.

I don't clean.

# I don't cook, I don't clean #

# Let me tell ya... # [laughs]

Yeah, Con may ask him
to be his boyfriend.

- Uh!
- Hello.

[Manaaki] Hello.

I've just seen, like,
such a massive shift in Con,

it's not even funny.

- We were talking about that.
- Just talking about it, yeah.

When Callum walked into the
house, Con definitely changed.

And I can see why.

Callum's got this
little...little smile,

and his little eyes, they
look at you and you're like,

"OK, I'll do whatever you
want."

But I think everyone noticed
the shift.

He, like, suddenly, like,
got all of this,

like, new-found energy.

[Lily] He doesn't do that.

[Manaaki] "I've got
so much. energy."

And, like, when has he
ever been like that?

Even the little things,
like the way he's dressing,

he's got his hat backwards.

Oh, mister, I've never been
rejected in 26 years,

I'm not gonna fucking start
now.

His energy levels have
suddenly picked up.

He's blimmin' even
changed his diet today.

It's so funny.

[Lily] And whatever it is,
he's like...

Con will say something that's,
like, not even funny,

or say something that
Callum would like,

then looks at Callum and, like,
waits for his approval.

Literally just watch him.

[Callum] Morning, bro.

This is just wet, by the way,
it's not piss or anything.

[Con] I wish it was.

I've got a lot of energy
myself,

but this bloke is
absolutely mashing it.

[Callum] I need to do a shit,
actually.

Go outside, better one.

- Is there?
- Mad.

You know, take a towel with
you.

Me and Callum, we're definitely
on the same frequency.

You wipe your arse with towels?

No, mate.

I'm saying take a towel for the
shower that's there as well.

The shower out there's
the best one in here.

The similarities between
me and Callum is crazy.

We're the same fucking person,
eh?

Huh? A brother
from another mother.

We smell the same -
same cologne.

Fuck, bro, same person.

Same glasses, same sayings.

I just like the validation,
so if anyone compliments me,

I say, "What?" And you say it
again, I say, "What?"

And you say it a third time,
like...

Fuck off. You and me are
the fucking same person.

- Exactly what I fucking do.
- Is it?

Exactly what I do.

We've got the same style.

Which side's your good side?

That's the good side, innit?
That's the good side. [laughs]

Fuck off! Fuck off!

It's just... The shit we do,
it's freaky.

[Manaaki] So, Lexie,
what happened last night

with you and Callum?

[Catia] He went down on it.

[Manaaki] Wait, did he
go down on you?

A tiny bit.

Fucking scrumptious, mate.
It was scrumptious.

[Manaaki] Callum gave her head.

Callum licked Lexie's box!

The speed at which Lexie
has just pivoted her feelings

from Tom to Callum,
it confuses me.

Oh, my God.

This has not taken long.

[Manaaki] What are you
looking at, Lexie?

Why are you smiling at me
like that for?

'Cause I love smiling at you.

Obviously, I don't want
to feel stupid

and I don't want to
look like I'm easy.

But it was good.

But at the same time,
Callum for breakfast,

Callum for lunch,
Callum for afternoon tea.

Entree, main meal, dessert.

Cheeky midnight snack.

Like, 24/7, babe.

# Letting go and letting go and
letting go and letting go... #

[Lily] We're all sitting back,
watching this happen,

and we are loving it.

- I know. I'm like...
- [Callum] Loving what?

Honestly, if she can switch
that fast to another guy,

then they can have each other.

It's not Callum's fault at all.

He's got no idea
what's going on.

Callum's new, he just came in.

I feel like pointing things out
to Callum

is only the right thing to do.

She's got a track record,
but...

- [Callum] She...
- You'll find out yourself.

[Manaaki] You'll
find out yourself.

- [Lily] Yeah.
- [Manaaki] Callum, be warned.

They know what Lexie's like,

and they're telling me
basically to be warned

that Lexie is
a stage-10 clinger.

So now I'm a little bit nervous

because I'm starting
to sense it.

- [Callum] My what?
- [Catia] You're in...

This is a Venus flytrap,
this is you.

Smack.

So, look, if Lexie got
between me and Tom, fair game.

I'm not fully trying to end
Callum and Lexie,

but I've got to shake something
up, they're too boring.

There's a lot of
whispering going on,

and I'm like, "OK,
well, what's being said?"

Why has it taken you three days
to tell me this part?

Because we want to let it brew.

Could be about anything,
but it doesn't sound the best.

That's dangerous game, innit?
I'm playing with fire there.

Oh, that's not fire,

that's a fucking eruption
from a volcano, mate.

[Lily] And I still
don't trust Lexie.

If she's gonna fuck with me...

..we're gonna stir the pot
with her and Callum.

- Well, guess what.
- What?

I've got the gasoline,
I'm pouring it, eh?

So, a bit of karma for you,
Lex. Take it.

Hello! Hello!

- [Con roars]
- [shrieks]

Oh, my God.

Say, Con!

How was last night?

Callum minge-munched Lexie.

Minge-munched?!

- Yeah.
- No.

[guffaws]

Fucking hell, say less, bruv!
Say less.

Just because it's
the last few days,

you still have to work.

Today, we're gonna have
some of youse working

at the fish market.

[gags]

[Lily] If I find out that
I have to look at fish guts,

like, I'm probably gonna
vomit everywhere.

Listen, it's time to
get these guys

and their fishy fingers to
work.

They've had enough practice
in their lives.

So, I am sending Lily,
Catia, Cooper and Callum.

I think they are the best
people for this very fishy job.

Me?! You're laughing it on,
son.

You have had your fingers
in some other fish,

so it's time to get fingers
in this kind of fish.

I'm getting picked on, bruv.

You should be a professional
by now.

I'm scared, I'm nervous,
I don't want to be working,

and I especially don't wanna
be around fish

with the stinking hangover
that I've got.

Anyways,
I've got to go now, guys.

See you, Charlotte.

See you, Charlotte.

I love you.

"I love you."

And...and the day after.

You have got nothing to
worry about today.

I had every right to be a bit,
"How are you going,"

because last time I went to
work, they went on a beach
walk.

We should probably get back.

Mmm, maybe we will.

I don't know, you've got
nothing to worry about.

I can see me hanging out
by the pool all day.

Relaxing.

- With what?
- Relaxing.

You just heared her name,
don't you?

I said "relaxing",
not "WITH Lexie".

OK.

So, rules are,
do not talk to Lexie.

Don't hang out with her,
don't go near her,

don't breathe near her.

No.

Literally, no. Do not even
go near her. I will find out.

Manaaki, are you
staying home today?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, good.

- I've got you.
- Yeah, thank you.

So, it looks like
I'm the babysitter

with Tom and Lexie situation.

It should be fun.

[laughs] Yeah.

Let's go.

Hey, guys.
We're all ready to go?

This fish market is dirty,
it's wet.

Bloody water everywhere.
There's fish heads.

Slimy. Full fucked.

Alright, we're gonna get
a little bit wet today,

so we're gonna have to
chuck an apron on each.

- I love getting wet.
- Same.

Different kind of wet there,
team, but anyway.

We are hung-over.

I cannot even bear the thought

of smelling fish right now,

let alone touching them
and fiddling them.

I don't know.

I'm not about it.

You're meant to be
helping me today.

- Yeah.
- There we go.

- Is that it? Does that work?
- Yeah.

[laughs]

Look good, feel good.
Where's the fish at?

We're gonna empty
these two tubs here.

Oh, bruv, look at
the size on it!

That's not a fish, it's a
whale. It's a whale.

"Fish"? They ain't fish,

they're sharks, bruv, yeah?
They're massive.

His eyeball's out.
His eyeball's out.

- [Callum] That is huge.
- Are you gonna kiss on it?

Yeah, I'll kiss it. [shrieks]

- Go, Cal. Go, Cal.
- I'm not touching it, bruv.

I'm not touching it.

Close them lips, bubba.

[shrieks]

As Callum would say, it was
minging. It was disgusting.

Oh!

- [Lily coughs]
- [Catia] Get out of that.

Got the dirty job, really.
In the horrors.

I don't feel well, honestly.

I can taste the vodka
from last night now.

So, I'm at work,

and if Tom is hanging out
with Lexie behind my back,

I will be coming for both of
them, especially Lexie.

This is for the public.

- [Catia] Oh, my God!
- [Callum] Hey!

Lily, you've got
to just be gentle.

- It's...
- They're dead!

- It's for human consumption.
- They're dead.

I'm very sexual, but I don't...

I never fuck. Like, I never
sleep with anyone.

How many people
have you slept with?

Like, nine.

The rule is to stay the fuck
away from Lexie,

and I'm gonna try and do that.

[Lexie] Like, guys, I've
probably fucked, like, seven.

And then girls, it's hard
because obviously with girls,

it's like...it's kind of like
what you consider fucking.

For me, it's, like,
you do everything -

like finger, eating out, both.

In terms of, like, actual,
proper, like, we're fucking,

like, I've technically
only fucked two girls.

Fuck. Fuck!

Everyone thinks I've fucked
a lot of people.

Why do you keep coming back?

This spider won't fuck off,
and I'm really uncomfortable.

Fuck off!

- Whack it away.
- I'm too scared.

But don't hurt him.

What the fuck?

Lily is not one of the girls
you want to piss off,

so I hope Lexie can fight.

Or Tom.

I think, like, Lily's gonna
take on both of them, at this
rate.

Honestly, you know what?
Fuck it, I'm sort of thinking

of something that gets me angry
and I'll start working.

[Catia and Callum] Yeah, same.

I'm thinking about...

Think about that bitch at home.

Sexy Lexie?

Sexy Lexie, yeah,
that's the one.

[all laugh]

This is proper foul.

Argh! Sorry.

It's fucking minging, innit?

You're not even
doing anything, Cal.

I've never peeled
a prawn before.

I don't even know
where to start.

Just think of it like
you're undressing a bird.

- Yeah.
- Top off.

Then you pull down the pants.

Pull down the pants.

Then make sure if
she hasn't shat herself.

Oh! I'm not sure about that,
bruv.

I think I peeled three
prawns...

..and there was, like,
300 on the table.

And the three that I did peel

still had their arse on
and the legs on,

and the shit in the pipe.

I just want to get this done
so we can get the fuck out

of here, 'cause
I'm sick of this shit.

- What a day.
- I'm wrecked.

I'm actually fucking exhausted,
yeah.

I'm actually ruined.

I'm about to go for
a 20-minute shower.

Yeah.

All I want to do is have
a fucking lorryful

of hand sanitiser.

Yeah.

Ship to the gaff, and I'm just
gonna put it all in the bath

and just bathe in it
for days on end.

How do people do that
on a daily basis?

Honestly, they should be
getting paid 100 per hour.

Not even 1,000 per hour.

Yeah, 1,000 per hour,
because that's just not fair.

Hello!

Hey!

[Manaaki] Go have a shower.

[Tom] Is my jumper gonna
smell like that?

- No. I took it off.
- Take it off now, then.

Everyone comes back from work,

apparently, I'm not
even here to Callum,

so that's great.

Once I've spent too much time
with one bird,

I'm gonna get the ick.

I'm gonna get ick because
I can't do stage-one clingers.

I reckon if it keeps going
the way it's going,

she's going to be
a stage-10 clinger.

Can't look at me, huh?

I'm giving it to her
too easy, bruv.

- How was home?
- [Manaaki] Good.

Was it normal?

Look, I knew it was coming.
I fucking knew it was coming.

But I said, "Tom, why
are we sitting by Lexie?"

And he said, well,
he was just tanning,

and then Lexie came out
and joined him,

and he wasn't just, like, gonna
randomly get up and leave.

Yeah, dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah, better be, cunt,
otherwise he'll hear about it.

I heard.

[Tom laughs]

I know everything straightaway.

Ha-ha!

Fuck me sideways.

Manaaki told me.

Manaaki's talking shit,
that cunt. Fuck him.

And why are you
sunbaking together?

I gotta keep Tom on
a tight leash

because if I let go
or he runs off,

he'll be two paddocks down,

kissing on with some bird
I know from high school,

my dog's friend's mother.

That man will kiss anything
with a heartbeat.

But at the end of the night,

he knows who Mummy is and he
always comes back to Mummy.

Stop being grumpy.

- Huh?
- Manaaki did say that.

But Manaaki did say,
like, you were like,

"Why would I do that?"

- I'm gonna fuck that cunt up.
- No.

- He did...
- [Tom and Cooper laugh]

Hang on.

He did say that you were like,

"Me and Lily are
in a good place.

- "Like, there's no..."
- Exactly.

- Did you?
- Yes.

OK, thanks.

OK, don't hug me, then, cunt.

Don't be fucking grumpy at me
and then fucking hug me.

Give me a proper hug and say...

[Con] "Daddy, I'm sorry."

[Tom] Alright,
now let's go shower,

'cause you're stinky as fuck.
I can smell you.

Here's to the OGs going.

# Riding my pony. #

Yeah, last night was
a bit of a struggle.

[shrieking and laughing]

[Jaeda] So, yeah, it's really
important for tonight

just to go really smoothly
so we can just, like,

get back to being
a family again.

So, with Callum, I've been
trying to talk to him,

he's giving me nothing.

So, we need to figure out
where this whole cold shoulder

is coming from and why
he's not speaking to me.

Oh, you go.
You're good at walking off.

Apparently, I'm telling
everyone

that I have a connection
with him,

and that I'm waking up

and pretty much telling him
a different story.

He's really good
at walking away.

Walk!

That's his best fucking thing.

I can definitely feel
that there's drama

brewing in the air right now.

I can't put my finger on what,

but there's definitely
something.

Ooh!

[laughter]

[Manaaki] That's not the worm.

- Are you having a good night?
- I'm keen.

[Lexie] I'm really excited
for tonight.

I'm excited.
I can feel tonight...

- [Lexie] Got a good vibes?
- [Manaaki] Yeah.

Look, Manaaki's
a big shit-stirrer.

He's one of the boys,
but he doesn't even deny it.

I heard on the grapevine
that Manaaki's had

a bit to say about me.

Apparently I've changed
my personality

ever since Callum came
into the house.

It's time me and Manaaki
have a chat.

Come, down. Come through.

And then we're just
gonna fucking...

- [Manaaki] Fucking...
- [Callum] Fuck!

[both laugh]

[Callum] This slow dancing...

[Manaaki] You're holding me,
brother.

Oh, do you think he's gonna
say something now?

It's gonna get very messy.

- [Con] So, I switch up?
- Yes.

- [Lily] Get downstairs now.
- Why?

- Are you not watching this?
- No.

[Callum] Boysies,
where's the fucking drinks?

I'm fucking steaming.
I'm ready for it.

Who's yelling? Who's arguing?

- You did.
- You've been talking...

You've literally... Wait, wait.
Whoa!

Don't put your hands on me.
Don't put your hands on me.

If I wanted to put my
fucking hands on you, bro...

You just pushed me back.

If I wanted to put
my hands on you,

trust me, you'd know about it.

You just pushed me back.
Please get out of my space.

- [Con rants]
- Please get out of my space.

Con's reaction with this whole
situation is probably

because he knows that there's
a little bit of truth

in what I'm saying.

All I will say,
all I will say...

[Con] Talk.

..is lots of people in
this house have noticed

that you've changed.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I'm not touching that drama
with a 10-foot pole,

because that shit is messy.

[Manaaki] I'm not the only one
in the house.

[Con] OK, no worries.

I'm the only one
that'll say it...

But you won't say it to me!
You're that much of a...

Actually, I was gonna
bring it up tonight.

You won't fucking say it to me!

If you've got the fucking balls
as a man, say something.

[Manaaki] Everyone here
is saying...

Fuck it, I'm farting, cunt.

Con and Manaaki are arguing
over Callum.

And this man is holding an
iron?

Who's clothes are you ironing?

[Con and Manaaki
talk over each other]

No, do you want me to
talk or not?

It's like a love triangle.

The love triangle has moved to
Callum, Manaaki and Con.

You wanna sit next to him,
you wanna take photos with him?

"Bub, you look good."

With him?!

Callum, you've been
pulling me, no?

[Con] Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

I can't believe two guys
are fighting over a guy

because they want to be friends
with him.

Now, that is something else.

We like each other,
and we're just

hanging out with each other
and getting to know each other.

- I thought we loved each
other. - I love you.

Fuck you.

[Kyle] We have got two grown
men fighting over Callum.

Like, grow up.

It's all fucking happening,
innit?

- It is all happening.
- Do you want some watermelon?

Here, half-time watermelons.
Watch this now.

Half-time oranges.
Half-time watermelons.

OK?

We'll run it back later when
we've got some more drinks,

because at the moment
my head is hurting.

It's like watching fucking
tennis, bruv. I'm like that.

I'm usually used to
birds fighting over me,

so the fact that Con and
Manaaki

are arguing over me
is a bit weird.

You know how we both are,

and it's like, as soon as
something happens,

we'll go and, like, snip it
right in the butt.

And I...and I understand why
maybe you might be, like,

a little bit upset that I
didn't come to you
straightaway.

Like, from the bottom
of my heart,

like, I didn't mean to push
you,

I didn't mean to fucking
get angry at you.

I could have handled
that a bit better.

- Like, I just...
- Oh, you and me both.

But, like, in that moment,
I'm like,

you're literally calling me
out, so I'm gonna fucking pop
back.

Just I'm so over the drama
and, like, I just pop.

Literally, me and you both.

This has gotta be one of
the silliest arguments

we've had in this house.

This is an observation
that the group has made,

not just myself,

but I think we sorted out the
drama, everything's sorted.

I think we just need to
get more drinks in us

and just have a good time.

Gilligan's! Let's go!

[Kyle] Are you gonna
get with her or not?

- Who?
- Sexy Lexie.

I want her to be a stage-two
clinger, but not a stage 10.

[dance music]

# Drop it... #

Callum's doing
what he does best.

He's flirting with
all the ladies.

[dance music]

And I'm just like, OK,
I'm getting nothing here.

And I don't do well with
the silent treatment.

It makes my blood boil.

He needs to be put in his
place.

I've worked it out, I'm like,

he's given me nothing
throughout the day.

You've come home from work,
haven't really...

We haven't spoken,
and I'm just like, OK.

I've been in my head,

paranoid as fuck all day
because I'm like, something's
going on.

Like, I don't understand
the situation.

I don't chase birds.

And I don't chase boys, and
I...

Well, if this is gonna work,

you need to find a way
to fucking...

Can you listen to me
for a second?

I am not fighting for
a man, ever.

If you want me enough,
you'll make that clear.

What the fuck?

No-one tells me what to do.
You know what I mean?

I can't believe she's done
that.

In high school, I used to,
like,

try and help fix
everyone's problems,

and then it made everyone hate
me because I'd be putting
myself

in other people's things.

I tend to do that sometimes.

My advice is simple and
to the point, sort it out.

Kapoof. Cheers.

[Lexie] I don't know what to do

because I've spent so long
getting played by Tom.

That situation is not
going to happen again.

[dance music]

What happened with you two
tonight?

[Lexie] Nothing.

It's a love-hate relationship,
let me tell you that.

Yeah, it's fucked up.

So, tonight's vibe is sexual.
Everyone's naked.

- I can hear when you fart.
- I don't bum-hole fart.

- Yes, you do.
- Yes, you do.

Yes, finally. No.

[laughs]

I'm here for it.
I love a good sausage.

It is good.

I'm waiting for her
to walk around.

This whole Lexie palaver is
just getting on my head, bruv.

Alright, no more Lexie.
Lexie's over now. That's it.

I think he's got
a soft spot for me

because he is very
affectionate with me, bruv.

Do you know what I mean?

And then when I see Lexie
being affectionate with me,

he's, like, in competition
with her.

You were full
tongue-punching her.

Yeah. Embarrassing
for you, mate.

And I think that
because he fancies me,

he's stirring the pot
on me and Lexie.

Because he knows he can't have
me, so guess what.

He doesn't want Lexie
to have me.

There's a shit-stirrer.

He said to me, I've dropped
my standards, right?

And then he was like...

Sorry, what?

You've dropped your standards
with me?

He said that.

Oh, don't you start now, too.

You've dropped your
standards with me?

Anyway, that's what he's
saying.

And I'm like, bro.

Like, I'm sick of it.

[Manaaki] Close the door.
Close the door.

Not you, her.

You're making yourself
look silly,

talking shit about me
in the jacuzzi.

I'm...I said you sound like
you're stirring the fucking pot

'cause you were.

- Stirring the pot?
- [Lexie] You were!

You always...

- All I've told you...
- You always stir the pot.

Shut up.
He's fucking you around.

Why would I fuck her around?

I mean, I'm saying what
everyone else is thinking.

So you can go think
whatever the fuck you want.

I had enough then.
I was like, that's it,

I'm calling Manaaki out
in front of everyone in here.

He gives it a big lick,
but he can't back it up.

Cal...

Callum is, like, the hottest
bloke I've ever bloody seen.

Like, he is, like...

That's what I want.

Can you just shut the fuck up,
and stop bumping your gums?

Because you're boring the tits
off the fucking bulls, bruv.

I don't give a fuck about if
you guys get with each other.

- Oh, really?
- Oh!

Oh, really?

Yes!

He's just jealous.
He's just jealous.

He's literally in competition
with her.

As soon as I'm with Lexie,
he's cuddling me, too.

At the end of the day,
it's like a throuple, innit?

My plan of attack today

has worked wonders,
because guess what.

Your boy's going into bed with
Lexie, and where's Manaaki?

Oh, yeah, that's right.
Probably cuddling his pillow.

[coughs]

They don't call me WILF
for nothing, mate.

Do you know what I mean?
Welshman I'd like to fuck.

I've got the riz,
I've got the fizz.

Strictly biz, you might finish
with a bit of jizz.

[Callum laughs]

# You're drop-dead gorgeous. #

Yesterday was crazy, wasn't it?

What's your position with
Lexie?

Mate, I'm over it.
I've done what...I've...

I literally am done
looking out for people.

It did get a little
bit heated again

with all the drama that's
been happening between

Callum, Lexie and Manaaki.

I literally...I've told her
the information,

and I said, "You do what
you want to do with it."

And if she's back in bed
with Callum this morning...

We need to get
out of this house.

[Charlotte] As a reward for
these guys getting fishy,

I'm sending them to get
even fishier

on the Great Barrier Reef!

Who doesn't love a bit of
hung-over snorkelling?

Last night, when everyone was
yelling, I came running in...

No.

So, my night was great.

I'm always the one
that everyone says,

"Jaeda's in her own world,"
and I literally am.

And everyone else is yelling
and I'm just chilling.

I'm happy, I'm not in any
drama.

And it's great.
Maxing and relaxing.

Well, we have an hour to
get ready, so let's go!

Reborn and recharged.

- [Lexie] Yes.
- Fuck.

Manaaki was pushing
limits last night

that he shouldn't be pushing.

He was stirring the pot
for no reason.

Oh, don't start the day off
like that.

[Manaaki] I'm joking.

Nothing against the geezer.

Love him to bits,
do you know what I mean?

But unfortunately for him,
I'm into birds.

What are you wearing today?

Have you sorted out
what you're wearing?

[Lexie] No, I don't give a
fuck.

I've never been on a boat
party, but I've always wanted
to.

Day drinking, yes. Sun, yes.

I love the ocean.

We're going on a boat party!

Whoo!

- Oh!
- Fucking hell!

What was it? I missed it.

Fucking, a big-arse crocodile.
Holy fuck.

- Where?
- Bigger than Cooper.

Me and Callum have had
a hot night.

It's a hot morning,
there's affection.

It's, like...it's all
cute and mushy.

And we're going on a boat
party.

And I'm like, wow, this is
gonna get wet and hot.

Like, this is a good combo.

# I don't know what
you're talking about. #

Oh, I'm having heart
palpitations.

Hold on a minute,
this doesn't feel normal.

That wasn't a good feeling.

I turned to my left, and Callum
is just in all sorts.

I'm like, mate, like,
what's just happened?

I've got a pain in my chest.
I don't know why.

- Oh, shut up.
- Maybe you're lovesick.

I genuinely got pain in my
chest, I don't know what.

Can you take, like, a big
breath and hold it?

Like, ever since he
walked in the house,

all we've heard
is Callum's voice.

So for him to be dead silent,
we're all a little bit like,

what's going on?

This must be serious.

Can I see the medic as soon as
I get there, please?

- [woman] Yes.
- Thank you.

Everyone in the car is like,
what's happening with them?

You actually have
a pain in your chest?

- Yeah.
- Are you alright?

It's just a weird feeling,
bruv. I don't like it.

This pain ain't going away, and
it's actually getting worse.

Fuck, they WERE quick.
It's not like Wales.

Be waiting here two days
if I was in Wales.

I'm thinking my day
is going to be peak

because I'm going to be
on a boat, having it on.

The only thing I'm having on
is all these wires on my chest,

and I'm fearing for my life.

- How old are you?
- 26.

26. You've got some slight
changes on your ECG.

If something's out of whack...

..probably wanna get it sorted

so that you don't keep
getting sick.

Sorry to be the bearer of
bad news.

That's alright. All good.

It's funny what you think about
when you're close to death.

I was close to death
with my chest pains,

and all I was thinking about
was that boat party

that I'm missing out on.

# One, two, three, go... #

Boat party! Boat party!
Boat party!

These guys are so lucky to get
to go to the Great Barrier
Reef.

I haven't even been to
the Great Barrier Reef.

Why am I organising trips
for other people

to go to the Great Barrier
Reef, and I haven't been yet?!

I'm no stranger to a boat
party.

You know, I love the drinks,
love the vibe.

Boat parties
are just in my blood.

I think I go on a boat party
at least,

I don't know,
four times a month.

Literally since the day dot
that I got in this house,

it's exactly what
I wanted to do.

Get on a boat, party,
day-drink.

And it's finally happening,
so, yeah, I'm stoked.

Oh, my God.

We're sailing straight
into a fucking storm.

Oh, no!

[shrieking]

Oh, my God!

The sea is like this,

and this.

[retches]

[shrieks]

This is just
not what I expected.

- Living the dream.
- Living the dream.

Weather the storm, boys.
Weather the storm.

Exactly.

These waves, I'm telling you,
they're, like, 18 foot 65.

Whoo!

Where's Cati?

This is a boat trip from hell.

There's no champagne popping.

There's no seamen.

- I'm back!
- [Lily] Cati!

I almost vomited.

Oh, that's good.
That's some good shit.

I don't know what came over me.
I was like, I need to vomit.

I'm about to vomit.

- Are you getting out?
- I need to go.

Are you sure?

I felt my vomit come up.
I said, "No, hold it in."

I remember seeing Lily
just get drowned,

and then I was laughing at her,

and then karma came
and drowned me.

So, then we're all looking
like drowned rats.

A drowned rat looks like this.

Oh, yeah, I'm so sexy.
Like, look at me, look at me.

They gave me a vomit bag,

I opened it,
and it was your vomit.

No way.

I'm over it. I'm sick.
I'm drunk.

Oh!

Finally, that bloody hurricane
is gone and we survived,

and now it's beautiful weather.

I just want to see
a pretty fucking reef.

- Alright, let's go.
- Let's do it.

Yay! We're here.

- And I'm James Bond.
- [Catia and Kyle laugh]

I feel like I've just
come out of a movie scene.

Dude, you look like
what's-her... Pamela Anderson.

- Yeah, that's the one.
- Baywatch.

If I do, like, a slow run.

Yes. That's good.

I am a land baby,
not a sea baby.

Do I look like I've got
a fin on my back

with lungs that go like this?

Uh, no.

Yeah, I literally
just saw the coral,

and it told me to get out.

Oh, guys, come over here.
It looks awesome.

I did see a shark.

I went snorkelling down there.

I saw the reef,
some big-arse fishes.

Cooper, you wouldn't let
a girl down, would you?

Cooper, please help us.

Here I come, ladies.

I've been trying to have
the best time possible,

but, like, I'm worried
as shit for Callum.

So, it's kind of like this
really weird feeling.

Do you reckon Callum
will actually be home?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

What are your...what are your
plans with Callum, Lexie?

I think, like...

He literally said
word for word, um...

- [Cooper] Word for word.
- Word for word.

"Um, I'm gonna go out and eat
as many burgers as I can,

"because I've always got
my steak at home."

When you hear things like that,
you're obviously like, fuck
off.

As long as you know
that it's going nowhere.

I do know that.

That's why we were telling you.

Obviously, we know how Callum
is. Like, just watch out.

I know. No,
I appreciate you guys,

but, like, I want youse to know

that I'm not wanting
a relationship.

All that we were saying was
like, we don't want you

to look like...

An idiot.

Like, yeah.

Well, probably will.

I mean, do you think
you could still root him

just for the fun of it?

Oh, but I CAN do that.

I think Lexie does have
rose-coloured glasses on

at the moment.

Whether or not that's
to the detriment of her,

we're...we're gonna find out.

Callum!

[Callum] Here they are!

- Look who's...
- How are we?

- How are you?
- We're home.

The test results have come
back,

and they've come back
absolutely perfect,

which is no surprise to me.

I'm alive and kicking.

What's going on?
Why are you looking like that?

I was really hoping for
a letter saying you were gone.

Oh, behave.

[laughter]

And I'm like, what's that
noise? Is that Callum? Like,
uh.

What's happening, babe?

Automatically I feel good.

And, yeah, as soon as I see
him, I'm like, hi!

Like, yeah, I feel good.
He clearly looks fine.

- Are you feeling OK?
- Yeah, I'm feeling alright.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling
alright.

Callum was being a little
needy. He was...

You know, he's had a bloody
roller-coaster of a day,

and I think he just needs
a cuddle.

I just wanted to go to
the party boat so bad.

- Oh.
- I had the worst FOMO.

I think his life has flashed
before his eyes,

and he's looked at me
and he's been like, "Whoa,

"like, I need this woman."

Like, I'm like,
"Here I am, babes."

I was in the hospital,
I was there for so long.

I was there for so long.

So what have they come up with?

But no caffeine, no Red Bull,
no vodka Red Bulls,

no coffees, no Coca-Cola,
none of that.

Coca-Cola.

So, the only thing I've got
is literally water...

- OK.
- ..or goon.

One, two...

Oh, Jaeda, you can swallow.

Win or lose, on the booze.

Goon is terrible.
Goon is disgusting.

But it gets you drunk.

It tastes like piss,
but, you know, $12.99.

What can you do?

Show us your best, mate?

- Go! Go! Go!
- Come on.

Yes!

I may have unloaded the tank.

Honestly, I do worry about
you because you're vomiting.

But where I come from,
spillage is lickage.

So get on your knees and
get it back in the system.

I'll tell you what spillage is,

spillage means it needs
to be filled back up.

Yeah! [laughs]

Oh, my God!

Hey!

[laughter]

- Oi, Jaeda, truth or dare?
- Dare.

I dare you to get in the pool
fully clothed.

I love it. Oh!

She's wired! I love it.

[laughs] Aussie! Aussie!
Aussie!

Goon! Goon! Goon!

Whoo!

Jaeda! I like this Jaeda.
Well done.

I like this Jaeda.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

# Yeah, everybody know
that you're perfect #

# Work it... #

[laughter]

# Work it
Big moves on the circuit... #

I'm masturbating for an hour.

I'll fuck myself with my hat
on.

These dangly things
will be going...

[Manaaki] The vibes
are high tonight.

There's honestly just
something in the air.

I don't know if it's whether
the stormy weather,

the full moon, but, you know,
it's a good vibe.

# I wanna see you work it... #

- Did you fart?
- Yeah.

Did you fart?

Yuck, babe!

You stink.

Get away from me!

Sexy Lexie is the only bird
I've ever met

that can get away with
queefing and farting

like she's been doing in here
and still not give me the ick.

Like, I don't know
what she can do...

I don't know how she does
it, but she just does it.

Dry poo.

You're gonna poo?

I think you should, babe,
because that's fucking bad.

You stink. You stink.

I'm all for it. I want her to
start queefing on me, bruv.

I'll be walking out of here
with pinkeye, let me tell you.

Last day.

Fuck!

Time in the house is
coming to an end.

Here's to family!

It is the final night,

and we are going out
with a bang.

This summer would have to be
the best experience of my life.

I don't want to leave
anyone in there.

Yay!

This is the best staff party
that I've ever had in my life.

It's going to be very hard
to top

a work break-up
with Charlotte Crosby.

Come on.

# Happy people, dance with me #

# Happy people, dance with me #

# Happy people, dance with me.
#