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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:10,550 My god! My god! 2 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:13,776 Come on! 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,220 Let's get this baby open like a can of tuna! 4 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,970 More like a tuna melt. 5 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,576 My legs! 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,440 My legs are stuck! 7 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:28,206 She's pinned under the steering column. 8 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:30,400 Get me the hydraulic ram now! 9 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:36,506 It's too late. Just go. 10 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:38,596 You don't need to burn, too. 11 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:41,250 Hotshots don't get burned. 12 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,040 We just get a little toasted. 13 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,436 Hang on to me. 14 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,670 I got you. 15 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,616 You're a hero. 16 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,890 No, I'm just doing my job. 17 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:12,626 Brad. 18 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:14,190 Yeah! 19 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:23,056 So, what do you think? 20 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,186 That was very exciting, Brad. 21 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,396 I really liked the music. 22 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,186 The production value... it's off the charts. 23 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,276 Yeah, super cool. 24 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,066 - You hated it, didn't you? - What? 25 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,396 - No. - No one said that. 26 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,696 It's not supposed to be a documentary. 27 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,656 Yeah, real life is boring, and-and who wants that? 28 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,576 This-this was fun. 29 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,496 But as... professionals, 30 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,746 did anything bother you? Did anything ring... 31 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,560 False? 32 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,916 W-Well... and this is not a big deal 33 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,916 usually, we would put out 34 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,836 an engine fire before attempting such 35 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,006 a difficult extraction. 36 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:00,926 That was the network. 37 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:02,926 And also we wouldn't call it a hydraulic ram. 38 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,886 We just call it a spreader, and we get it. 39 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,556 That was the network, too. 40 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,766 They thought "spreader" was provocative. 41 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,186 I was just gonna say that you wouldn't be blabbing so much 42 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,450 - to the driver in the middle of a rescue. - "Blabbing"? 43 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,776 What blabbing? 44 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,566 The speech at the end. 45 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:21,236 - "Hotshots don't get burned. - " -Y... 46 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,406 You're saying we should get rid of the speech? 47 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:25,746 No, I'm just... in real life, we wouldn't 48 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,286 be standing around yakking, we'd be getting her out. 49 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:31,876 I'm just saying, it seemed kind of... Extraneous. 50 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:32,877 Fake. 51 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:34,520 You said the f word. 52 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:36,876 No, no, no, no, no, no, 53 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,716 f is for "fun," like-like buck said. 54 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:41,296 I think I need to pop to the loo. 55 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,796 It was a good show, Brad. 56 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,136 - Exceptional production value, Brad. - No, n 57 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,620 it's my kid's favorite show. 58 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,920 What? 59 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,696 Hello, justice fans. 60 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,116 Cart cop here with a new edition of 61 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,326 what do we have here? 62 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,286 Another shirker in the wild. 63 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:10,480 Ma'am? Ma'am? 64 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,376 Hi, I can't help but notice 65 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,086 you left your shopping cart out, right there 66 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,206 - in the open. - So? 67 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,466 So, there's a perfectly 68 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,006 good cart corral for these carts. 69 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:22,796 Carts go in the cart corral. 70 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,716 It's part of the social contract that we all share. 71 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,216 But instead of upholding said contract, you're choosing 72 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,556 - to shirk. - Did you call me a jerk? 73 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,846 No, not a jerk, ma'am. "Shirk." 74 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:34,750 You shirked your duty vis-à-vis this cart. 75 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,726 They pay people to move the carts. 76 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,446 Who, him? 'Cause that gentlemen's 77 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,736 a senior citizen. 78 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,406 Possibly a veteran. 79 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,526 You-you'd have him clean up after your mess? 80 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,696 Do you work at this store? 81 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,156 Or are you police? 82 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:50,206 Cart cop, ma'am. 83 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,456 I'm a concerned citizen. 84 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,730 I don't have time for this. 85 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,546 What the hell's that? 86 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:03,926 That's yours. It's a magnet. 87 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:05,780 For parking your cart like a shirker. 88 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,636 I am not a shirker. 89 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:11,176 Hey, I have to warn you, ma'am. 90 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,710 That was nearly assault. 91 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,686 Don't you dare. Don't you dare. 92 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:19,026 There is going to be an assault if you keep putting 93 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,486 this crap on my car! 94 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,566 - Leave me alone. Leave me alone. - There is no need 95 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,050 - for profanity. - Go away. 96 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:27,326 Hey, lady, this ain't a parking space. 97 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,140 - Yeah, I'm trying to leave! - Then leave! 98 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,326 This little douche is harassing me. 99 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:35,376 I'm not harassing her. I'm just shaming her. 100 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,626 She's refusing to return her cart to the cart corral. 101 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:39,126 Lady, just put the cart back. 102 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:40,047 It's, like, what... 20 feet? 103 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,126 Don't you "lady" me, baldy. 104 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,466 How about if I go through you? 105 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:44,836 Yeah, baldy. 106 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,870 Try it. 107 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,636 What are you, stupid? 108 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,016 How obvious can a car be? 109 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,960 Aw, geez. 110 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:05,856 Come on, back it up now. Move that car. 111 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,866 Lady, what the hell are you doing? 112 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,156 - Are you blind or are you stupid? - Get back in your car. 113 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,576 - Back in your car. - Don't touch me! 114 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,746 And you... do not make me use my nightstick. 115 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:13,747 I am not playing with you. 116 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,076 Whoa! Whoa. 117 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,416 LAPD. 118 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,206 Come on! 119 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:21,046 Whoa, whoa, whoa, now. 120 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,376 You want to tell me why everyone's 121 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,716 losing their damn minds? 122 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,006 It-it's this cart shark. 123 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,676 Cart cop. 124 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,136 Cart pain in my ass. 125 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,966 This kid is always stirring up trouble. 126 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,966 I tried to boot him last month. 127 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:35,056 Then he reported me and I got suspended. 128 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,320 Well, it serves you right, persecuting a public servant. 129 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:39,766 Are you doing this for YouTube? 130 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:43,146 For justice. Moral decay starts in cart corral. 131 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,606 First they leave one in a parking spot, 132 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,566 then they leave one in a handicap walkway, 133 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,106 and the next thing you know we-we're belly-up in the abyss. 134 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,906 What are you talking about? 135 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,156 He vandalized my car with this. 136 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,826 "I got cart narced"? 137 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:56,036 Ma'am, vandalism requires damage. 138 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,666 From what I can tell, that's a magnet. 139 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:00,246 Which you're welcome to take home as a keepsake. 140 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,127 - See, that right there... - Okay, sir, sir, 141 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:02,876 just keep your mouth shut. 142 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,206 See? He's harassing me. 143 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,836 He called me a-a shirker. 144 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,176 Okay, I don't know what that means, 145 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,676 but that is his first amendment right. 146 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,677 What about my rights? 147 00:06:11,701 --> 00:06:13,386 He videotaped me 148 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:15,226 and he's gonna post it without my consent. 149 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,346 I don't need your consent. 150 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,806 Okay, it's a public place. 151 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:19,646 And it's legal in California. 152 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,306 Really? Well, let me rephrase this. 153 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,686 - If I find you, I'm gonna hurt you. - Whoa, whoa... 154 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,776 Okay, look, sir. Sir. 155 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,236 The more you go off, 156 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:29,236 the more views he gets, so why don't 157 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:30,816 you just get back in your car? 158 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,076 - And you. - Yes? 159 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,077 Sir, clear the parking lot. 160 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:36,706 And, ma'am, take this cart back 161 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,286 - to where it belongs. - Okay. Okay. 162 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,967 Let's move, let's move, get back in our cars. 163 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:40,206 I... 164 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,690 You don't really want me to ta... 165 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:45,440 No problem, officer. 166 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:50,756 All right, all right. 167 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:52,426 Okay, okay. 168 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:54,056 Go on, go on home. 169 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,386 Hey. 170 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:57,766 Thanks for the backup. 171 00:06:57,790 --> 00:06:59,306 It's good to meet a fellow crusader for justice. 172 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,830 Graham. 173 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,606 You are not a crusader. 174 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,726 You are a busybody. 175 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,316 You want my advice? 176 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,146 Stop all this "cop cart" nonsense 177 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:10,840 before you busy the wrong body. 178 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,286 - Son of a... - I told you. 179 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,020 It's belly-up in the abyss. 180 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:34,136 Hey, Chris. 181 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,216 Hi, dad. What's up? 182 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,096 You got a minute? 183 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,386 I guess so. 184 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,766 You still watch that show hotshots? 185 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:44,356 Yeah. Why? 186 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,726 Well, you'll never believe this, 187 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,486 but Brad torrance... the main guy from hotshots 188 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:52,776 been hanging out at the firehouse. 189 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,156 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 190 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:57,406 He wants to learn how to be a firefighter. 191 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,496 Anyway, I was thinking about getting him 192 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,866 to autograph something for you. 193 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,496 For how much? 194 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,706 I'm pretty sure I can get it for free. 195 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:08,126 Me and him, we're... We're kind of friends. 196 00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:10,796 - You could put it up in your room. - Cool. 197 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,070 You'll send it to me? 198 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:17,006 I meant... Your room here. 199 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,846 But, yeah, that's fine. 200 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:21,580 I'll... Yeah, I'll-I'll send it. 201 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:25,106 Okay. I got to go. 202 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,106 Grandpa's setting up the board. 203 00:08:27,130 --> 00:08:29,300 - What board? - Chess board. 204 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,606 - You play chess now. - Grandpa taught me. 205 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:34,236 I'm in a chess club. 206 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:35,816 You are? 207 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,866 That's... That's great, Chris. 208 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,036 Nobody told me. 209 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,616 I have to practice. 210 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,826 I'm in a tournament on Saturday. 211 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,496 A tournament? 212 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,320 Well, then yeah, you should practice. 213 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,086 Okay, well, can you, tell abuelita 214 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,590 - to send pictures to m... - Bye, dad. 215 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,856 Hey, mom. According to my map, I'll be there in 20 minutes. 216 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,516 There's some construction on Wilshire. 217 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,106 Do you think we'll still make the previews? 218 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,606 Yes, we'll still make the previews. 219 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,130 Because I love the previews. 220 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,316 They must be working on the sewer lines. 221 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,616 It stinks. 222 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,140 I'll see you there. Bye. 223 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:35,400 Seriously, dude? Can't you see the signs? 224 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,570 I swear, the drivers in this town. 225 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:41,950 My god! 226 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,916 That doesn't look good. 227 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,336 That doesn't smell good, either. 228 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,030 Thar she blows! 229 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,546 Are you in charge here? 230 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,056 Henry Jennings, department of sanitation. 231 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,266 What are we looking at here? 232 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,686 About 5,000 gallons of waste water. 233 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,476 We were running pressure tests on the sewer lines. 234 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,646 Well, looks like they failed. 235 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:32,710 Went off like a bomb. 236 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,686 His car blew up. He's okay. 237 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:38,526 But cars started crashing everywhere. 238 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,366 I think there's still people trapped in that one, 239 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,116 pinned between two cars. 240 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,366 Buck, Eddie. Saws and jaws. 241 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,576 Black SUV between the copper and blue sedan. 242 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,206 - Let's go, let's go. - Yeah, cap. 243 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,376 How far away is the nearest shutoff valve? 244 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,206 Half a mile away. Crews are working on it now, 245 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,336 but there's too much water coming through. 246 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,716 - Copy that. - Hey. Do I know you? 247 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,450 No, no. No, no. I've got one of those faces, mate. 248 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,096 Can't get through the doors. 249 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,500 Let's go in through the roof. 250 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,356 Please help us! We're stuck! We're stuck! 251 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,680 - Buck, help me. - Yeah. 252 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,536 All right, lafd. We're gonna get you guys out. 253 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,416 We're gonna be okay. 254 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,126 I'm gonna bust the window. 255 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,610 You guys, shield your eyes. 256 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:45,046 Can you climb out on your own? 257 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:47,426 My leg's caught. It hurts. 258 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,846 All right. 259 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:51,556 Cap, we're gonna need more hands. 260 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,670 Copy that, Eddie. 261 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,897 - Bob. Bob, Bob? - Yeah. Yeah? 262 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,476 Can i-can I come with? 263 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,606 - I-I'm good with the jaws. - I think it's best 264 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,396 if you stay back here for now and take notes. 265 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,736 All right. I-I'll wait in the wings then, yeah? 266 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,026 - Yeah. - All right. 267 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,446 All right. Wait in the wings. 268 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,196 All right, grab my hand. 269 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,536 I'm not leaving her. 270 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,656 If you want me to help her, I need your seat. 271 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,680 Jake, you need to go. 272 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,730 Guys. 273 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,440 I'll see you soon. 274 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,450 I got you. Come on. 275 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,490 - Easy, easy. - Here. 276 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,250 - Gonna try and move the wheel, -okay? - Yeah. 277 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,486 Okay. Okay. 278 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,986 All right, I'm gonna feel around. 279 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,340 It might hurt. 280 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,906 - Eddie, how's it going? - Not good. 281 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,166 She's got a laceration on her upper leg. 282 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,916 Bleeding pretty good. 283 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,746 Okay. You find a way to stop the bleed. 284 00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,836 We'll find you a way out. 285 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,166 You got it. 286 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,376 Doors are all jammed, I tried 'em. 287 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,416 What do we do? 288 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,836 We can't drain it, we move it. 289 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,336 I'll get the tow rope. 290 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,160 - I'm going back up. - All right. 291 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,040 This is gonna hurt, okay? 292 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,930 Okay. All right. 293 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,350 Watch your foot. 294 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:39,246 - Tow rope secure. - Okay. 295 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,150 Take the slack out, ease it back. 296 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,086 All right, give it a little more gas. 297 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,360 Come on, come on. 298 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,556 Be safe, buck. Hang on. 299 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:55,000 Okay, keep it coming, keep it coming. 300 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,170 Hello. 301 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:08,656 Hello! Unlock the door. 302 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,840 Hello! 303 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,810 Pull it back. Keep it coming, keep it coming. 304 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,190 Back, back. 305 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,546 Hello? Wake up. 306 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:29,676 What happened? 307 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,910 Okay. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 308 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,226 I'm sorry. 309 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,220 Luckily it missed your femoral. 310 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,130 I think that we can cut it right off. 311 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,826 The wheel, not the leg. 312 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,236 Bob! 313 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,866 I got another one. 314 00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,770 What is he doing? 315 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,796 Brad. She needs to be put on a gurney. 316 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,166 - Get a gurney in here. - Single car accident. 317 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:09,360 She was struck by the airbag. No signs of bleeding. 318 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,216 Possible internal injuries. 319 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,137 Did you check her vitals? 320 00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:14,306 No. 321 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,676 How about for any head injuries? 322 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,330 I got her out of the bloody car. 323 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,896 Hey. 324 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,016 Are you Brad torrance from hotshots? 325 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,040 Yes. Yes I am, love. 326 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,300 Let's go. Come on. 327 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,906 I knew I knew you. 328 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,276 You're the guy from that show! 329 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,366 - Actually... - Hey. 330 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:39,326 - Just... - it's captain banner, everyone! 331 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,746 - I'm just... - banner! 332 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,210 - It's not about me. - You're a hero. 333 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,480 Just... excited. 334 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,046 - It's not about me. It's-it's... - captain banner! 335 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,320 It's not about... It's... okay. 336 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,476 Eau de sewer. Such a 337 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,726 - specific aroma. - Yeah, like sour milk 338 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,316 and old fish guts had a baby. 339 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,856 Isn't it glorious? 340 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,026 All right, listen up. 341 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,276 Get your turnouts off, put 'em in the rack. 342 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,406 Chim, buck, you're on decontamination. 343 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,656 And everybody else, 344 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,786 start washing the rigs and hit the showers. 345 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,446 - Brad, a word please. - Yes, Bob. How can I help? 346 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,866 Ooh, I can get my pa to deliver scented candles. 347 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:24,496 You can listen carefully to what I'm about to say. 348 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,916 Yes. 349 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,586 What you did back there was reckless and stupid. 350 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,456 That-that woman was in danger. 351 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,916 She was trapped in the car. She needed my help. 352 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,006 And if she'd had a spinal injury 353 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,136 and you carried her around like that, 354 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,386 you could have paralyzed her. 355 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:37,716 Right. 356 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,806 That's why we always put people in c collars 357 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,556 - before we move them. - Okay. 358 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,766 Good note. Good note. 359 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,396 But we tend to skip over these parts in the show 360 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,146 because they're a bit tedious. 361 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,066 It's because it's fake, Brad. 362 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,646 You're not a real firefighter. 363 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,606 And no matter what notes you put down in that 364 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,776 journal of yours, nothing is gonna change that. You 365 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,236 are an observer here. 366 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,776 You want something to do? 367 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,616 You can start by washing and waxing that bumper, 368 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,326 because until I say otherwise, that is where you will be 369 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,706 when we head out on every call. Understood? 370 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,046 Got it, Bob. 371 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,650 In this firehouse, it's captain Nash. 372 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:20,080 Yes, captain. 373 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,896 Ira came back here to hose out some carts, 374 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,050 and we found him like this. 375 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,246 These were stuffed in his mouth. 376 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,116 He busied the wrong buddy. 377 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,326 I can't find a pulse. 378 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,830 Help me pull him out from under here. 379 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,216 Sir, can you hear me? 380 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,596 We know what happened? 381 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,597 I think he got jumped. 382 00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:06,250 I wasn't able to get a pulse. 383 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,896 Airway's clear. I'm not getting a pulse either. 384 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,920 Try a sternal rub. 385 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,816 His gopro's missing. 386 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,186 Either of you see his camera? 387 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,210 No. 388 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,026 I need the footage from that security camera. 389 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,326 - There isn't any. - What do you mean? 390 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,496 Well, these cameras back here are on the Fritz. 391 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,786 Guy's supposed to come this week to replace 'em. 392 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,666 What about the front of the store? 393 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,996 Those work. 394 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,900 Okay, I need whatever you do have. 395 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,296 Right pupil's reactive. 396 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,716 Let's get a c-collar on him. 397 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,596 What are you thinking, hen? 398 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,046 I'm thinking we need to get him to an operating room 399 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,806 in the next ten minutes. 400 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:44,926 Follow me. I'll be your escort. 401 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,910 You think he's gonna wake up? 402 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,516 He better. He's the only witness. 403 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,750 One, two, three. 404 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,180 Knock, knock. 405 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:05,616 Sergeant. 406 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,496 Graham. 407 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,286 This is detective romero. 408 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,876 He's gonna help out on your case. 409 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,876 The charger said you were okay to see visitors? 410 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,916 Y... you're the first. 411 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,666 Yeah. Come on in. 412 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,070 Make yourselves at home. 413 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,176 Does your family know you're here? 414 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,436 No. I... I wouldn't want to worry them. 415 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,936 Also, they don't speak to me. 416 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,516 Not-not everyone's a justice fan, right? 417 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,250 Don't I know it. 418 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,486 You should just go ahead and say it. 419 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,776 Say what? 420 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,826 I told you so. 421 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,996 The cart cop got what was coming to him, right? 422 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,826 Whatever you said, whoever you provoked, 423 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,230 you didn't deserve this. 424 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,086 Thank you. 425 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:59,626 Can you tell us what you remember? 426 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,086 It's all kind of 427 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:04,700 - fuzzy. - Well, just do your best. 428 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,306 I purchased rations at the market at 4:05p.M. 429 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,806 Energy drink and an energy bar. 430 00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,056 And then I ate them in my vehicle 431 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,306 on the north end of the lot. 432 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,016 I proceeded to the southeastern corner. 433 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,816 That's usually where I find the most shirkers. 434 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,380 And-and then. 435 00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,776 I woke up here. 436 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,196 That's it? 437 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,656 You don't remember anything from the attack? 438 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,076 Well, no. 439 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,576 I got my head stomped. 440 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,836 Look. There-there... there's even a shoe print. 441 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,376 A... boot print, actually. 442 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,690 Size nine. Still trying to identify the brand. 443 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,176 Is there anyone you can think of 444 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,990 who would want to do this to you? 445 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,290 Can I borrow your pen? 446 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,766 You making me a list? 447 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,896 No. A-A link. 448 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,750 To my YouTube channel. 449 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,316 That's some good chrome work, Brad. 450 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,866 Thank you for saying that, edmundo. 451 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,406 No, I'm not just saying it. 452 00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:10,996 You could use that thing as a vanity mirror. 453 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,076 Well, I reckon when it comes to vanity, I'm a natural. 454 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,826 Hey. 455 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:18,376 Everybody on the team gets an earful from cap sometimes. 456 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,046 It's part of the job. 457 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,820 I'm not on the team, am I? 458 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,926 I'm just an observer. 459 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,796 No. 460 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,966 What I really am is an imposter. 461 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,466 Come on, man, that's not true. 462 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,386 I'm 47 years old. I don't have one real thing in my life. 463 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,396 Your show is real. 464 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,056 Hotshots? 465 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,106 It's a trifle with artificial sweetener. 466 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,026 That tastes delicious. 467 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,106 Your show matters to people. 468 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:46,736 - Really? To whom? - To your millions of fans. 469 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,736 To... to my son, Christopher. 470 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,850 Who, would love an autograph, by the way. 471 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,336 Aw. Why don't you bring him to the station? 472 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,706 Meet me in person? 473 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:04,690 I would, but he lives in Texas with his grandparents. 474 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,046 That must be hard. 475 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,756 Hardest three months of my life. 476 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:14,266 Feel like there's this gap growing between us. 477 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:16,686 Every time I talk to him, he's this new person. 478 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,556 With a new friend. 479 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,066 New hobby. 480 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,226 - He's in the chess club now. - Oi. 481 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,816 Might have a new Bobby fischer on your hands. 482 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,970 Yeah, we'll see. 483 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:31,696 I'm so proud of him. 484 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,536 Just wish I could be a part of the journey a little bit more, 485 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,156 you know? 486 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:37,036 My son was nine when I left. 487 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:39,956 To test for a pilot for the cw. 488 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,916 It never went. 489 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,190 But I never did quite make it back to england. 490 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,626 He's all grown up now, 491 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:48,176 he's studying to be a architect 492 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,586 and he's getting married in the spring. 493 00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:52,370 That's great. Congratulations. 494 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:57,160 Still holding out hope for an invitation. 495 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:12,026 Edmundo. 496 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:14,286 Can I be so bold as to offer you some advice? 497 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,640 Yeah, of course. 498 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:24,190 Don't let that gap between you grow another inch. 499 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,426 Hello, justice fans. 500 00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:35,846 Cart cop here with a red-blooded, 501 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,386 all-American shirker. 502 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,226 Sir, sir, did you mean 503 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,976 to leave your cart out in the egress? 504 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,646 - You shirked your duty. - Get that camera out of my face. 505 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:47,026 - How about you cradle your cart? - How about I beat your ass? 506 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:47,988 You missed the corral. 507 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:49,896 You left your cart -I'm sorry, I'm on a call. 508 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,906 Stranded like Wilson the volleyball. 509 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,576 You little insignificant, small-minded twerp. 510 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,746 - Holy moly. - Okay. 511 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,826 There you go. Doing your bit for law and order. 512 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:02,366 - Was that so hard? - You drop dead, you little... 513 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:04,496 My god, we got a live one, 514 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,706 justice fans! Here we go! Boy! 515 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:08,416 Excuse me, sir? 516 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,796 As a cart maintenance professional, 517 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,336 would you care to comment on the epidemic 518 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,136 - of shirkers? - Please don't film me. 519 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,386 - I don't like it. - Hey! Hey. 520 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,716 How many times I got to tell you? 521 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,370 Stop harassing people! 522 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,330 What, you seeing something? 523 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:25,106 I think we bring 'em in. 524 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,500 - Bring who in? - All of 'em. 525 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:33,816 So, the other day 526 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,696 in the parking lot of Theo's market, 527 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,366 you told me that you tried to have Graham keye trespass, 528 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,746 but he complained and you got suspended. 529 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:43,616 Yeah. That's true. 530 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,746 Sounds like management didn't have your back. 531 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:47,036 No. They didn't. 532 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,666 Maybe that's because 533 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,336 you didn't just ask him to vacate the premises, 534 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:55,466 but you threatened to... "Crack his pointy skull"? 535 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,296 It's a little pointy. 536 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,306 Do you often threaten people 537 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,136 with assault on a weekday morning? 538 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,886 I've never threatened anyone with assault. 539 00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:03,386 Are you sure? 540 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,516 Because we have you on camera telling Mr. Keye, 541 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:08,266 quote, "there's gonna be an assault." 542 00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:12,106 That was, a figure of speech. 543 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:14,446 - "Beat your ass" was a figure of speech? - -Yep. 544 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,856 Sure was. 545 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,446 Honestly, you think I'm really capable of that? 546 00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:20,826 - You tell us. - Well, I admit, 547 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,536 I have anger issues, but I went to counseling. 548 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,916 After I went viral. 549 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,206 How many people besides yourself knew that the cameras 550 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:30,416 behind the store weren't working? 551 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,376 Well, the bag boys, they do whippets back there. 552 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,586 We call it the Bermuda triangle. 553 00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:37,426 You're the one who found him. You didn't see 554 00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:39,096 - anyone else back there? - Sorry, I 555 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,176 I was focusing on the carts. 556 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,596 The damn carts. 557 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,766 Hey, I agree with the guy. 558 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,766 People need to put their carts back. 559 00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:47,096 Why should I put my cart back? 560 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,186 No one else does. 561 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,816 Don't they pay folks to do that? 562 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,396 They pay ira to do that. 563 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:52,816 Well, actually, they pay me 564 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,646 to return the carts to the front of the store. 565 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,026 But technically, the customers are encouraged to cradle them 566 00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,026 in the cart corral. 567 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:00,406 Do you own a pair of boots? 568 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,536 - Do Jimmy choos count? - It's fall. 569 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,746 Everyone wears boots. 570 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,536 They're part of my uniform. 571 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,076 Sir digby's. Orthopedic joggers. 572 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,376 Special order from the u.K. 573 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,746 I recommend them if you're on your feet a lot. 574 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,546 It's like walking on air. 575 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:15,126 Those about a size nine? 576 00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:16,716 - Twelve. - I'm an eight. 577 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:18,586 - Thirteen. - Six. 578 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:19,636 And a half. 579 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,990 Get a warrant. 580 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:53,046 What do we know about this guy? 581 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:56,126 Well, the calls started rolling in about ten minutes ago. 582 00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:58,876 Dispatch, I need LAPD and a crisis response team. 583 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,506 Copy that, captain 118. 584 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:03,216 - Hen, chim, have you landed yet? - Right below you, cap. 585 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,330 All right, start deploying that bag. 586 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:09,186 Buck? Eddie? 587 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,306 Capture strap, let's go. 588 00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,830 - On it. - Yeah. 589 00:27:14,130 --> 00:27:16,000 Hey. 590 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,236 Are you the guy... No, no, I'm nobody, mate. 591 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,566 Yes, you are! 592 00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:23,156 It's the... it's the hotshots guy! 593 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,640 - No, I... - aw. 594 00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:27,180 Can I get a selfie? 595 00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:31,746 Hey, buddy. Want to do us a favor 596 00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:33,456 and take a seat? 597 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,996 Maybe we can have a chat? 598 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,206 You know? What-what do you say? 599 00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:38,216 I think I'll stay where I am. 600 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,876 And so should you. 601 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,426 We respect your space. 602 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:43,966 I'm Eddie. 603 00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:45,806 That's buck. What's your name? 604 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,886 - Craig. - Craig. Okay. 605 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:49,176 What's going on, man? 606 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,936 I just got laid off from work. 607 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,000 That's what's going on. 608 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,976 - Whoa! - Whoa! 609 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,396 Chim, how's that bag coming? 610 00:27:58,420 --> 00:27:59,896 Working on it, cap. 611 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,470 All right, work faster. 612 00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:09,406 I see that you have a wedding ring. 613 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:12,496 Guessing there's somebody at home waiting for you? 614 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,020 You'd guess wrong. 615 00:28:16,110 --> 00:28:19,256 My wife left two months ago. 616 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,780 There's nobody at home but the TV. 617 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:25,596 Nobody cares about me. 618 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,636 That's not true. People care about you, Craig. 619 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,870 Yeah? Who? 620 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,306 There's a whole crowd of people right there, 621 00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:37,816 just pulling for you. 622 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,686 - Yeah? - Hey! 623 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:42,930 They really look like they're at the edge of their s... 624 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:52,100 Hey, is that... Is that Brad torrance? 625 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,416 You-you know who he is? 626 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,496 Of course I do. 627 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,296 He's captain race banner. 628 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,506 I-I watch every episode of his show. 629 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,916 Hey, cap. 630 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,586 Turns out our new friend 631 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:06,030 - is a hotshots fan. - No kidding. 632 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:12,846 Hey! Everyone, please step away from the fire engine. 633 00:29:12,870 --> 00:29:14,846 Please. 634 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:18,566 Step back from the engine now. Step back. 635 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,026 Sorry about that, Bob. 636 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,776 I mean, capt-captain. Cap, cap. 637 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,736 - Brad. - Yeah? 638 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,856 I need your help. 639 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,106 My help? 640 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:27,406 Want to be a real hero? 641 00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:29,010 Now's your chance. 642 00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:38,770 Hey, lads, you mind if I join? 643 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:44,926 Craig, this is Brad. 644 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,200 Wow. It really is you. 645 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:51,806 I thought you'd be taller. 646 00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:53,726 You're standing on a ledge. 647 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,096 That's true. 648 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,806 Craig here, he-he lost his job today. 649 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,226 And his wife. 650 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:03,356 Just one? I've lost five. 651 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:04,970 - Jobs? - Wives. 652 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:10,326 Not having much luck on the job department, either, mate. 653 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,696 Whoa. 654 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,536 What are you talking about? You're on a hit TV show. 655 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,810 Meaningless, disposable trash. 656 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:22,796 That... that is not true. 657 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,916 When my wife left me, 658 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,610 I binged the first three seasons. 659 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,346 You're my comfort, captain. 660 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,386 Well, I appreciate that, son, 661 00:30:33,410 --> 00:30:36,120 but you're gonna have to switch the channel. 662 00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:40,436 Captain race banner is in a coma. 663 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:42,840 And what the suits at the network don't know yet is 664 00:30:44,170 --> 00:30:46,186 he's never waking up. 665 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,606 You're killing off captain banner? 666 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,066 Afraid so. 667 00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:52,076 - Y-You can't. - Craig. 668 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,746 Why would you care? You're about to... 669 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,326 End it all. 670 00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:59,166 - I'm considering it. - Great. 671 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,230 I say we join hands, go over together? 672 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:05,256 Chim, chim, chim, chim, chim. 673 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,650 About 20 seconds more, cap. 674 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,796 Do you realize how many people 675 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,260 would be devastated if you did that? 676 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,096 Two days on tmz, tops. 677 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,000 Then they'd all forget about me. 678 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:21,960 You're wrong. 679 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,436 I know it seems dark right now, 680 00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:30,856 but there's one thing I can tell you. 681 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,776 There's a spark inside each of us. 682 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,116 And if we just hold fast 683 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:39,536 and refuse to let that spark die 684 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,956 it'll grow into a roaring flame 685 00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:45,020 nobody will ever put out. 686 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,586 What's happening here? 687 00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:50,626 Season two finale. 688 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:52,636 Captain race banner's speech on a runaway 689 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,280 nuclear sub. 690 00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:58,726 You can't kill off captain banner. 691 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:03,460 He's what keeps 119 fire family together. 692 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,316 All right, Craig. 693 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:14,446 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 694 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:16,696 I'm gonna promise you that captain race banner 695 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,036 is gonna wake up from his coma on one condition. 696 00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:20,956 What's that? 697 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:25,360 You get down from there, return to terra firm a. 698 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,320 You swear? 699 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,070 Captain's honor. 700 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,030 Come on. 701 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,466 I got you. 702 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,306 It's gonna be all right. 703 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:43,170 Hey, I got you. 704 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:08,860 Well, Brad torrance, you just saved a man's life. 705 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,360 How do you feel? 706 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:21,410 For once in my life, I feel like a real damn hero. 707 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,580 Thank you. 708 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,000 Buck, Eddie, need a lifepak. 709 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,066 That's nice. 710 00:33:38,090 --> 00:33:40,600 Whoa, that's way too much for me to handle. 711 00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:45,890 Come in. 712 00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:51,586 Buck, hey. 713 00:33:51,610 --> 00:33:53,416 - What are you doing here? - I almost relapsed. 714 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,676 I almost called Tommy, so I baked every speck of flour 715 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,046 I had in the house, and I'm still jonesing for it. 716 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,636 Here, have a scone. 717 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:02,176 Come on in. 718 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,346 I, I figured I could make us 719 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,226 some snickerdoodles, if you had the stuff. 720 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,460 This is actually pretty good, buck. 721 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:11,856 But seriously, what's your secret? 722 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,816 Well, I've been softening the butter 723 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,856 instead of melting it. It makes everything 724 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,776 fluffier. 725 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,590 What was that? 726 00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:22,616 What? 727 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,826 You flipped the tablet. 728 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:25,656 Did I? 729 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,916 What are you looking at, Eddie? 730 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,916 Sorry. None of my business. 731 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:33,150 Privacy of your own home, and I... I respect that. 732 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:36,740 But, just a quick 733 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:40,280 homes.com. 734 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,136 You're-you're thinking about moving? 735 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,516 Starting to think about it, anyway. 736 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:49,620 They have, in-depth neighborhood overviews. 737 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,816 Get a real feel for the area. 738 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,026 Nice, but where are you gonna find a place 739 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:57,106 like this in L.A. at your price point? 740 00:34:57,130 --> 00:35:01,140 They're not in L.A., they're... In El Paso. 741 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,270 Wait, are... are you serious? 742 00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:10,916 I'm tired of missing out on all my son's big moments 743 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,336 before he grows up. 744 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,546 Wow. 745 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,416 So-so, when would this be happening? 746 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,796 I have this virtual appointment with a real estate agent 747 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:23,740 in a few minutes, get the ball rolling. 748 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,620 - Hence the button-down. - Hence the button-down. 749 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,460 Well 750 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,090 we should move this party to the couch. 751 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,486 - We? - You're gonna need 752 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:41,106 a wingman. Some of these places are tragic. 753 00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:43,510 I don't trust you to pick a nice one on your own. 754 00:35:48,890 --> 00:35:50,350 Get you a cup of coffee. 755 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,006 Sergeant Grant. 756 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,096 You must be looking for Tyson. 757 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,766 Do you know where I might find him? 758 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,846 Probably on break. 759 00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:10,870 I'll show you back there. 760 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,396 You all right? 761 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:17,026 Still recovering from a hamstring pull. 762 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,356 It-it kicks up. 763 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,146 Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you, 764 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:22,446 these sneakers are clodhoppers, 765 00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:24,446 but they're a godsend. 766 00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:26,526 Yeah. I looked into them. 767 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:28,196 Yeah, had to do a little math 768 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,576 because they only come in u.K. Sizes. 769 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,076 You said you wore a size eight, didn't you? 770 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:39,706 Which means that in the U.S., you would be a... 771 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,876 Size nine. 772 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,466 There were in his locker, just like you thought. 773 00:36:43,490 --> 00:36:46,006 - I don't see a warrant. - Sorry, 774 00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:48,216 old timer, those lockers are store property. 775 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,806 That looks like a match to me, 776 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:52,436 but we'll have forensics 777 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,896 confirm it. I think I see a little blood 778 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,566 - still in there. - -Why'd you do it, old timer? 779 00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:01,106 Didn't cart cop make your job easier? 780 00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:04,026 No. He was stealing it. 781 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:05,736 Self-righteous weasel. 782 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,826 You know, if everybody cradled their cart, 783 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:09,986 you'd be out of business. 784 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,600 I had to put my foot down. 785 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,946 I... I don't understand. 786 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:46,866 Ira was such a sweet old man. 787 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,656 Except ira wasn't ira. 788 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,786 His real name is Maurice Smith. 789 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:55,206 Wanted for jumping parole in north Dakota 790 00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:57,126 five years ago. 791 00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:00,086 Two-time convicted criminal. 792 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,796 For what, intent to distribute hard candy? 793 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,190 Felony assaults. 794 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:07,780 - Brutal ones. - Wow. 795 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,966 - What tipped you off? - You did. 796 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:15,306 Or your camera. 797 00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:17,306 It was something about the way 798 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:19,106 he avoided it, like he just 799 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,106 really didn't want to go viral. 800 00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:23,090 Is he going back to prison? 801 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,736 For a long time. 802 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,380 Thanks to you. 803 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:33,696 People always tell me I'm wasting my time 804 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,180 with this cart cop thing, but 805 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,206 it's not really about the carts. 806 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:43,020 It's about what the carts bring out in us. 807 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,966 I understand. 808 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,506 You and me, we both wished 809 00:38:48,530 --> 00:38:51,806 that people would choose to do the right thing. 810 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,266 But you can't shame 'em into it. 811 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:57,596 Then they tend to double down. 812 00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:01,670 So, how do you then stop the moral decay? 813 00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:05,090 By setting an example. 814 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,510 And I think you're ready to go pro. 815 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:12,946 You think I could be a real cop? 816 00:39:12,970 --> 00:39:17,866 Baby, I say this with all the love in the world. 817 00:39:17,890 --> 00:39:19,616 No. 818 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,706 But... There's a job opening at field's market. 819 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,836 I talked to the manager 820 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:30,006 and she said that as soon as you're back on your feet, 821 00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:32,966 the job is yours. 822 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,700 No way. 823 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:42,710 Just promise me that you'll keep those carts corralled. 824 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,090 One, two. 825 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,866 Such a shame. Someone so talented, 826 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,656 - to end up like this. - Tragic. 827 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,076 Where am I? 828 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:58,680 Doctor, doctor, come quick. 829 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,286 What's all the commotion? 830 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,150 - He's awake. - My god. 831 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,546 What happened to me? 832 00:40:08,570 --> 00:40:09,836 You were hit by a bowling ball 833 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,546 going 40 miles per hour. 834 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:15,886 Bowling alley... There was an explosion. 835 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,426 It was orphan night. 836 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:18,676 From what we heard, 837 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,160 you saved every last one of those orphans. 838 00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:24,556 You're a real hero, captain. 839 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:28,686 No, I was just doing my job. 840 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:31,986 You know, we were this close to declaring you brain dead. 841 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,776 How did I wake up? 842 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,010 In my scientific opinion 843 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,930 it's a miracle. 844 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,310 Good thing. 845 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,520 I'm in the miracles business. 846 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,546 And cut. 847 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,506 Beautiful job, everybody. Check it and we're wrapped. 848 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:52,796 - I-I need another, I need another. - Coffee, coffee. 849 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:54,466 - I want another one. - Brad, I just wanted to say one more time, 850 00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:56,676 that the accent thing... it's uncanny. It's amazing. 851 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,306 - Thank you, Chuck. - Was that Brad? Was that Brad? 852 00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,926 Brad. Brad, Brad, was that too much? I feel like 853 00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,096 maybe I was too much on that line, 854 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,516 "it's a miracle." 855 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:05,896 You were perfect. 856 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,146 So? What do we think? 857 00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:11,146 I think you look like you're back where you belong. 858 00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:12,816 Thank you, but I meant about the scene. 859 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,817 What are your thoughts? 860 00:41:13,841 --> 00:41:15,316 I loved it. No notes. 861 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,826 - Henrietta? - Yeah. 862 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,366 It was... good. 863 00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:21,906 There'll be music under it, right? 864 00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:24,190 You hated it, didn't you? 865 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:27,166 Where did-where did I lose you? 866 00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:28,980 No, you didn't. 867 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,876 You were in a coma, right? 868 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,796 Well, when you opened your eyes, 869 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:38,296 it just looked like you were seeing pretty clearly. 870 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,806 In real life, it would take you 871 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,266 some time to adjust to the lights. 872 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,976 That's brilliant. Go on. 873 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,396 Well, and... you'd be hooked up to a ventilator 874 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,396 if they were gonna really declare you brain dead, 875 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:49,436 not a cannula. 876 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,976 This. 877 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,066 This is why I've been asking for 878 00:41:53,090 --> 00:41:54,566 a medical consultant for years! 879 00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:56,156 Marcus? 880 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,776 Marcus. We're going again. 881 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,366 Back to one. We're going again. 882 00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:02,496 - Wait, we're going again? - It's a miracle. 883 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,156 It's a miracle. 884 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,956 - Brad... - It's a miracle. - And somebody 885 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:13,980 bring me a bloody ventilator! 61363

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