All language subtitles for Wizards of Waverly Place_S04E19_Justins Back In.en.cc

And that's how a unicorn can
help you roast marshmallows.

Well, class, that completes your
final delinquent course lesson.

[all clapping, exclaiming]

Time to start the review.
Open to page one.

[all groaning]

We gotta go over
the whole thing?

Yeah, we do.
Professor Crumbs

is sending a teacher's
assistant here

to take us to
the Hall of Wizards
to help us review.

I hope it's not
a pretty lady,

'cause all they want to do
is pinch my cheeks.

Wizzy! Wizzy! Wizzy!

[all] Oy! Oy! Oy!

You are my people.

And you are still so cute.

See? Pretty lady.

Alex, you're no longer
in this class.

We're waiting on a new
teacher's assistant from
WizTech, so please leave.

I don't want you to be here
all, "Hey, how's it goin'?
Cute shoes, by the way."

I mean, you are right
about one thing.

Your new TA
does have cute shoes.

No!

Ding, ding, ding, we have
a winner! I'm your new T.A.!

[all clapping, exclaiming]

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪♪

Oh, hi, Harper.

Hi. Oh, hey, Alex.

Do you remember making this
in kindergarten?

Nope.

Exactly, 'cause you didn't.

I made it so the teacher
wouldn't know you ditched.

Oh, yeah, we got that system
down pretty early, didn't we?

Oh, yeah, we did.

Why would you keep
all this stuff?

It's for my scrapbook
of childhood memories.

Now that we've graduated,
I can finally complete
the last page with my diploma.

[sighs contentedly]

Oh, man!
That wasn't the last page.

There's one more page left.
What do I do?

Here. This is the cover
of the magazine you read

the day you finished
your scrapbook.

Aw, thanks.

Hey, scrapbooks
are a great idea.

Can't wait to look back
on the time I, uh...

...I left the water
running in the bathtub.

Wait, that's right now.

Do we have scrapbooks
for the kids?

Well, sort of.

I've got all their
artwork and achievements

in those boxes
in the hallway.

The ones that are labeled
"Alex," "Justin" and "Max."

Oh, I thought those were
suggestion boxes.

I've been putting complaints in
there about the kids for years.

No wonder no one's changed.

So that's why Dad stopped
complaining to our faces.

Here are the kids'
memory boxes.

And they're a lot lighter,

now that I've taken
the complaints out of 'em.

Look! Justin's "I learned
how to crawl" certificate

that he printed for himself.

How do you know
he printed it?

Because, here's his
"I learned how to use
a printer" certificate.

Oh, here's my award
for "Most Absences."

Oh! Honey, that's...
that's not an award,

that's an angry letter
from a teacher.

Well, it says "Most",
so I'm calling it an award.

Uh-oh.
Max only has one thing.

It's a receipt for three boxes
at a $1.99 each.

You paid a $1.99
for these?

What's wrong with
a paper bag?

Well, I guess with each kid
I saved less stuff.

So, you didn't save
any memories for Max?

- Art projects?
- They're so messy.

Grades?

Nobody wants to
remember those.

His birth certificate?

You've seen him.
What more proof do you need?

I think Harper's right, Jerry.

We're horrible parents for not
saving any of Max's memories.

You know, if you want
to be good parents,

you could start by
taking us to a real doctor

instead of posting symptoms
on the Internet and asking
people what they think.

Well, what are we
gonna do, Theresa?

I mean, it's not like we can
recreate all of Max's work

from over the years.

[sly voice] Or can we?

Ah, Hall of Wizards.
Now, take a look around.

This place is full of relics
that will help you review.

Yeah, but look at
all this stuff in here.

We'll never be ready.
We're doomed!

Justin, we're fine.

That's why I'm here.

OK. Can anybody tell me
what this is?

Ooh, that's the famous
Waterfall of Wikkenberry.

Correct.

You can drink as much
of this water as you want,

and you never have to pee.

My mom makes me drink it
on long flying carpet trips.

Not bad, huh, Justin?

OK, yeah, but there's still
a lot of stuff in here to know.

Whoa, look, guys.

It's the famous "Wand
in the Crystal Ball."

This is the most powerful wand
in the Wizard World.

It once belonged to
the Great Wizard Renaldi

until a jealous warlock
stole it,

and plunged it into
this crystal ball.

Legend states it can
only be removed by a
descendent of Renaldi.

Wow, Felix.
You really know your stuff.

Thanks, I like
your stuff, too.

I mean... I don't know
what I mean, I'm sorry.

[vibrating noise]

[sighing]

I'm not the descendent.

I'm still just the son
of a wizard plumber.

[baby voice]
'Cause you're so cute.

The legend also states
that there are no known
descendents of Renaldi.

So there's no point
in trying.

[vibrating noise]

Hello, class.

Welcome to the Hall of Wizards
for your review.

Professor Crumbs.
Good to see you.

Question. Did you give
your beard a Brazilian blowout?

'Cause it looks silky
and smooth.

- It does, doesn't it?
- [both chuckling]

This is Cragmont.

When the time comes,
he will administer the test

that will show how much
Wizard World knowledge

you have acquired.

- [Justin] Hmm.
- [Crumbs] Uh-huh.

Yes, well, I'm not only
the administrator of the test,

but I'm also the
Wizard World historian.

How many of you know
that the oldest relic

in this room is...
[stammering]

Well, actually, it's Crumbs.

It's true.

And I've dated some of
the relics in this room.

- Hello, Ida.
- [Cragmont] Uh-huh.

Justin, you've done
an extraordinary job

with these delinquents
and I'm confident

that they will pass
with flying colors.

Uh-huh. So,
you're Justin Russo.

Yes, well...
[chuckling]

Professor Crumbs has told me
that you're extraordinary.

Yes, as a matter of fact,
it's extraordinary

how many times he's told me
you're extraordinary.

I have great hopes
for you, Justin.

Someday your statue
will be here

among the statues of the famous
members of the Wizard Council.

A statue?

Really?

I'd want to do something
a little more animated

than these ones though.
I'm thinking this.

Or, I got one of these,
right here.

Well, any of those
would be extraordinary.

Huh. I love the way he does
that "extraordinary."

That's good. Yeah, yeah.

Well, you may be extraordinary,

but, of course, the proof
is in the pudding.

[chuckling] Incidentally,
after you take your test,

you get pudding.

Actually, I think
they're ready for the test.

Why don't you just
give it to them now?

No, no, no.
They're actually not ready.

We need more time.

Justin, they know everything.

The sooner they get back
into WizTech,

the sooner you get back
in the competition.

Well, maybe, but are you
just saying that because
you want pudding?

[scoffs] Yes, I want pudding,
I always want pudding,

but no, seriously,
they're ready.

Stop it!
Stop it, stop it!

with the "I want,
I don't want"...
[stammering]

Are you going to take
the test, yes or no?

I have pudding to make.

Uh...

- [Nelvis] Yes. Say yes.
- [all agreeing]

- Yes.
- Ah, good.

Let's go before
Mr. Extraordinary here

changes his mind.
Now, you four,

sit in the chairs there.

All right, and then, uh...
What we're going to do is,

we're gonna take these
hairstyling machines,

and then we're going to
scan their brains,

then we'll know
what they know.

I hope they're ready
to take this test.

Of course they're ready.

Look, all the lights
are blinking,

that must mean they know
a lot of stuff.

Well, uh, uh...

That completes our totally
unnecessary light show.

So, uh, let's get on
with the test.

OK, so far we've got

Max's third grade
citizenship award,

his fifth grade
Eskimo diorama,

and a spelling test
from second grade,

where he spelled his name
mostly right.

[chuckling]

Hey.

What's going on?

Uh... Max,
you're home early.

We, uh... we can
explain everything.

I hope so, Dad.

'Cause if Harper's having
a fun arts and crafts class

you should have invited me.

Well, yeah, I mean...
Mr. and Mrs. Russo.

I told you to invite Max.
You must've forgotten.

Oh, that's right.
Oh, it's...

But it's not too late for Max
to join us, is it, Harper?

No, no. Not at all!
Come on, Max.

Let's build an ice cream-stick
house together.

Oh, you mean like I
used to do at summer camp?

- Exactly!
- Yes!

Did he go to summer camp?

Oh. Must've been
that summer

we thought he slept
for a week.

I'm thinking I need to take
a test every Saturday night.

My hair's never had
so much volume and shine.

Now I have a good place
to keep my wand.

I'm sorry I was so nervous
about you guys taking the test,

but I think it went well.

I feel good about it.
Or do I?

- Yes, you do.
- Right.

Ah, Professor Crumbs.

There you are.
Lay the good news on us.

The class failed miserably.

Yay! Wait, what?

[class scoffing]

Professor Crumbs,
that's impossible.

Are you sure?

Wait, wait.
I reviewed with them.

They knew everything.

They couldn't have
all failed.

There has to be something wrong
with the brain scanners.

Not possible.
Just look at their hair.

Such great volume
and shine.

I knew they weren't ready.

[Crumbs] I'm sorry.

The delinquents will not be
readmitted back to WizTech.

[all groaning]

And you are still ineligible

for your family's
wizard competition.

It's a shame, Justin.

You're not as extraordinary
as I thought.

Professor Crumbs!

I'm so sorry, Justin.

I really thought
they were gonna pass.

We're sorry, Mr. Justin.

Don't apologize, Felix.

I know what happened.

Alex. You pushed the class
to be evaluated

before they were ready
so you could be sure

that I wouldn't get back
into the wizard competition.

What?

You can't possibly be
blaming me for them failing.

Would you cut the act?
You got what you wanted.

No, this doesn't
make any sense.

I can understand
if one or two failed,

no offense back row.

But everyone?

What's it matter?
You ruined it, Alex.

Just get outta here.

Fine.

But I'm gonna figure out
what happened.

Hello?

[echoing] Cragmont?

Anybody there?

[vibrating noise]

I had to try.

Hello?

OK, if I were test results,
where would I be?

Oh, wait, what am I doing?
There's no one here.

[scoffs]

OK, here it is.

"Russo class test results."

Oh, my gosh!
I knew it!

[phone beeping]

[making beeping noises]

You've reached the wandmail

of Justin Vincenzo
Pepe Russo!

Please leave a message
after the beep.

[phone beeping]

Justin, it's me.

I found the delinquents'
test results.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

What are you doing
with those, huh?!

- Give me back my wand!
- Huh?

What are you up to, Cragmont?

This says that they passed
but you reported to Crumbs

they failed. I think that
you've made a mistake.

Mistake? Oh, no.
No, no, no, no. No.

On purpose. Yes.

The only mistake
I made around here

was waiting for that
Professor Crumbs

to make me a member
of the Wizard Council.

That's the only mistake.
Uh-huh.

What does this have to do
with Justin's class?

Justin. Oh. I'm tired of
hearing about Justin,

and all those other
"extraordinary" young wizards.

They're getting all the praise
from Professor Crumbs

that should be going
to me, me, me.

Oh, I wish there were
an echo in here.

That would have been really
dramatic, wouldn't it?

All right. That was
a little kooky, so I'm
just gonna get outta here.

H2 Russo!

[splashing]

Hey, what are you doing?
Let me out of here.

Never!
[echoing]

Told you it would be more
dramatic with an echo, didn't I?

[chuckling]
Make a note of that.

Thanks for helping us
with all this.

I think it's going
pretty well.

Yeah. Now we just
need him to believe

he made all this stuff
when he was a kid.

Guys, check it out.
Hand turkey!

Oh! Very good!

Max, that looks
exactly like the one

you made in second grade.

I know. Except my hand
was a little smaller.

Um, actually, it wasn't.

See, all the Russo boys

were born with
full-size hands.

Yeah. Some people are
born with big heads.

But Russos are born
with big hands.

- [Theresa laughing]
- Really?

[scoffing] Yes!
Your teachers,

they used to call you
"Big Hand Max."

Oh, right.
Now I remember.

OK, Big Hand Max.

Yeah, that's probably why I was
so good at peek-a-boo, huh?

Peek-a-boo!

- Peek-a-boo!
- [exclaiming]

I got ya, I got ya!

We're gonna be just fine.

Yeah.

We're sorry we let you down,
Mr. Justin.

No, no, no.
I let you guys down.

You're right.
You let us down.

That's enough
out of you, Nelvis.

[ringing]

Wand message.

It's from Alex.

Justin, it's me.

I found the delinquents'
test results.

[Cragmont] What are you
doing with those?!

- [Alex] Give me back my wand!
- [busy signal]

That sounded like
she was with Cragmont.

I think she's in trouble.
We gotta help her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Help her?

Have you forgotten how
she let us down last time?

Mr. Justin,
she is still your sister.

And she's pretty
and she talks to me.

I don't care,
I'm not helping her.

Yes, you are.

[yelling] Felix!
Felix, put me down!

You put me down, Felix!
Right now! That's an order!

[yelling] Felix!
Felix, put me down!

- [door closing]
- Justin!

Oh, there you are.

Where? Where is she?
Turn me around.

Alex! How did you
get in there?

- Felix, put him down.
- [Justin] Whoa.

Cragmont put me in here when
I found the test results.

All the delinquents passed!

[all cheering]

What?!

She said they all passed.

Then why did you
tell Professor Crumbs
they all failed?

Surprise!
I'm evil. Ha, ha!

I may not look it, but boy,
you get me steamed

I'm pretty evil.
Come on, come on.

You need to let Alex
out of there,

and tell Professor Crumbs that
all of my delinquents passed.

Or else.

[mocking] Or else what?

People don't usually
ask me that.

Uh-huh.

Well, Professor Crumbs
said that one day

you'd end up in the museum
as a statue,

and I guess today
is that day.

So, rock, rock
'till you drop.

[gasping]

Guys, guys!
I can't move, help me!

Let's stop the spell!

That's gonna be difficult
without your wands.

Justin's turning into stone!

Well, who's next to join the
Hall of Wizards as a statue?

Well, how about you,
little fella?

You'd look awfully good
on my lawn.

I still see you.

Somebody do something!

[loud vibrating]

[thunderclap]

Oh, boy.
This is not good.

Felix, it's you.

What are you waiting for?
Use that thing!

[loud vibrating noise]

- Felix, you did it!
- Nice wand work!

Thunder has rung throughout
the Wizard World.

Who removed the wand
from the crystal ball?

It was Felix.

So...

you're the long lost descendant
of the Great Wizard Renaldi.

[gasping]

Check it out.

Professor Crumbs
bowed to me.

This is so awesome!

[Cragmont] Oh, great.

Another guy
to call extraordinary.

Oh, boy.

Professor Crumbs,
Cragmont lied

about them failing
their final evaluations.

My class passed,
Professor Crumbs.

I see.
I was hoping Cragmont

would rise above
his resentment,

but it seems it cannot be.

Perhaps it's time
for a change.

[stammering] Oh, come on.
For crying out loud, Crumbs.

Lighten up a little bit, huh?

Let's admit it, gang.

We had a little bit
of fun here today, didn't we?

Let's call it a day.
I'll see ya.

[yelling] Cragmont!

You're not going anywhere.

You're staying here
where you can be useful,

as a wizard history book.

Ouch!

Congratulations,
Justin Russo.

You have successfully
guided your young group
back to WizTech.

[all cheering]

Oh, man!
Thank you, Mr. Justin.

I mean, you changed
our lives forever.
Especially mine.

I mean, now that I know
I'm a Renaldi,

I should have no trouble
getting girls.

Oh, Felix.

And for your excellent teaching,
I am proud to announce

that you are officially
back in your family
wizard competition.

[all cheering]

Well, uh...
Thank you for the help.

I probably couldn't have
gotten back in without you.

Well, the competition wouldn't
be any fun without you.

In that case,
are you ready to lose?

Oh, bring it on.

I guess this is it,
Mr. Justin.

How about we carry you out,
for old time's sake, huh?

That does not sound fun
in the slightest...

- Whoa! Come on!
- Too late.

Wizzy! Wizzy! Wizzy!

[all] Oy! Oy! Oy!

Hey, kids.
Congratulations on all of you

getting back into
the wizard competition.

We have gifts for you.

We made scrapbooks

to celebrate your
childhood memories.

Aww.

Everything that you've
ever yelled at me about

in one convenient book.
I'm so touched.

Hey, look.

It's a picture of me
with poison ivy,

and the online comments
of all the strangers
who misdiagnosed me.

Aww, I love this scrapbook of
all the things we did today.

You knew?

Well, since today
was a complete waste,

I'm just gonna take
this cereal necklace
for my scrapbook.

Max, you knew we were trying

to recreate your memories
from childhood?

Well, I didn't know at first,

but after you guys made up
that whole "Big Hand Max" story,

it became pretty clear.

I thought it was
really nice of you guys.

So, you're not mad
that we didn't save
any of your memories?

How could I be mad?

I saved everything on the
top bunk of my bed. Look.

You guys didn't know?

I've got everything from my
first Little League trophy,

to a collection of hair
from all my haircuts.

Spaceship pinata filled
with my baby teeth.

[rattling]

Why in the world
would you save that?

Because, they're all
my favorite memories.

Why do you have a jar
full of water

with a carrot and coal?

That's my first snowman.

Now that is a good memory.

Wow, Max.

You're raising us to be
pretty good parents.