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Here it comes...
Ahhh!
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It's almost my turn.
My turn.
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Ahhh!
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Now, me! Ahhh!
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Who are we kidding? This is
just blowing hot air around.
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When is this heat gonna end?
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Jerry, honey, we need
an air conditioner.
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We don't need air conditioning.
We've got armpit ice.
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See, it cools... Oh!
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...and deodorizes.
[exclaims]
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This is the hottest
summer ever.
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I was just standing in front
of the air conditioning display
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at the hardware store
until Old Man Greenwald
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yelled at me for
not buying anything.
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So I bought you a screwdriver.
Happy Mother's Day.
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Oh, thanks, honey, I...
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I can use it to pry open
your father's wallet
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and buy us an air conditioner.
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Dad, can we please close up
and go to the beach?
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No. We are gonna
take advantage of this heat.
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We can cook the pastrami without
even turning the oven on.
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Justin, you're
hogging the fan.
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Harper, you know what this heat
and humidity does to my sinuses.
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OK? I have to keep them properly
ventilated or I start to snort.
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[snorts] There it is.
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Hey, guys. If anyone's
looking for me, I'll be
outside at the beach.
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Oh no, he's delirious.
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He must've eaten one of those
pastrami sandwiches you're
cooking on the roof.
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From street scene
to beach scene!
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Ah, paradise.
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[rock music playing]
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Oh, hey, welcome
to my own private beach.
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It's, uh... nice,
but it's missing something.
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The ocean?
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Good point.
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- Oceans and seas,
waves and tides...
- [all exclaiming]
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Fine. We'll close up the shop
and go to the beach.
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- Babies.
- [clapping]
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Come on, Jerry. Hurry up.
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I want to get a good spot
at the beach.
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I hope I didn't
forget anything from home.
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I know what you forgot, Dad.
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The shirt that matches
those shorts.
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Oh, those college boys.
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They're being so obvious.
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- I'm married!
- To me.
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This is gonna be so great.
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I can't wait to just sit
on the beach and read my book.
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Alex, feel free to elbow me
if any cute guys walk by.
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Ow! He wasn't that cute.
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I'll be down by the water,
convincing Boogie boarders
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they should wear helmets
and protective eyewear.
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Hey. Hey, man, check it out.
It's a fortune teller machine.
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Max, no!
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Never get a fortune
from one of these.
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For humans, it's
a harmless arcade game,
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but for wizards,
the fortunes are very real.
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Really? Why?
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Because Zelzar is actually
from the wizard world.
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If a wizard requests
a fortune from him,
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he's required
to give them a real one.
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Aw! Now I want one even more.
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You really need to work
on your warning speeches.
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Listen, you might get
a bad one and then,
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there's nothing
you can do to stop it.
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Stay away from Zelzar.
Do you hear me?
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- Fine.
- OK, I got it.
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Well, for once a human can
do something a wizard can't.
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Yeah.
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[clears throat]
Uh... Zelzar,
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one fake fortune
for a human, please.
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- [whirring]
- Zelzar!
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[bell dings]
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"You are admired by many."
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Oh, I don't get it.
This one's true.
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Isn't it?
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Attention, Boogie boarders!
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You are in a rip tide!
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Swim parallel!
It's your only chance!
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[man] Shut up, old lady!
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Mom, you were wrong.
This hat does not look cool.
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Harper, yeah, I'd like
to put the barbecue there
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so the smoke doesn't
blow back on us.
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Oh, OK, I'll move. I just need
a comfy spot to read my book.
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Sorry, Harper, but I need
that spot for my umbrella.
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I'm gonna tan just my legs.
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OK, I'll just find
another comfy spot.
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♪ Together forever! ♪
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♪ You broke up with me
over text message ♪
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♪ Yeah, you want me back
I know you do ♪
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- Alex.
-♪ You said my sister
wouldn't know... ♪
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Alex!
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What?
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You're singing too loud.
I can't read my book.
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Sorry.
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♪ Together forever! ♪
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♪ Baby, baby!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Ohhh... ♪
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- [coin clatters]
- [whirring]
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- Zelzar!
- Max, what are you doing?
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Dad told us not
to get a fortune.
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Come on, Justin, he's
just worried about us
getting bad fortunes.
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This one's gonna be
a good one. Watch.
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"You will receive
a sweet surprise."
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Oh, that does sound like
a good one.
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Free ice cream?
Thank you!
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And it's called
"Sweet Surprise."
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These fortunes are
extremely well-detailed.
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Yeah, you should
get a fortune.
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No, no, no, just because you
got a good one doesn't mean
I'll get a good one, too.
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OK, suit yourself.
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I mean, I'd like to get a
fortune, but Dad warned us.
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But then again, you did get
a good one, and I'd probably
get a good one, too.
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Probably.
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OK, fine, stop hounding me.
I'm doing it.
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[coin clatters]
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Zelzar!
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[bell dings]
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"You will attract
the attention of a stranger."
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Hey, stranger.
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Did you see that?
She gave me the flirty fingers!
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00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:05,708
- This is awesome!
- I know.
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00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:08,166
What are the odds of you
meeting a girl named Stranger?
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[coughing]
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OK...
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[coughing]
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[coughing]
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Harper, honey, stop playing
with the smoke. It's dangerous.
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Oh, the fire's going out.
Harper, give me some pages
from your book.
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I'm still reading this.
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I'm talking about
the pages you already read.
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I haven't read anything yet!
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All right, that's it.
I'm gonna go read somewhere
else. Come on, Alex.
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OK. Oh, hey, don't
bring that book, though.
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People will think we're nerds.
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Alex! The Zelzar
machine really works.
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Max and I got great fortunes.
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Yeah. It told me I was
gonna get a sweet surprise,
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and I got a free
ice cream bar.
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Oh my gosh! That's
a totally lame coincidence!
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Yeah, but my fortune said
I would attract the attention
of a stranger,
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and this really pretty
girl waved at me.
And I even got her number.
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That machine didn't
give you a fortune,
it gave you a miracle.
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- Alex, you gotta try it.
- All right, give me a quarter.
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No, your dad said
wizards shouldn't use it.
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Yeah, and if he knew it
could lead to free ice cream,
he'd change his tune.
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All right, Alex, now whatever
good stuff you get,
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you have to share with us
because we got you to do it.
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Zelzar!
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00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,000
[bell dings]
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00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,291
"Say goodbye to your life."
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You don't have to
share that one with us.
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"Say goodbye to your life."
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This is not good.
This is really not good.
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Now, wait a minute.
Let's not jump to conclusions.
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"Say goodbye to your life"
could mean a lot of things.
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It could mean...
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...your life is ending.
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Or your days are numbered.
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You're definitely not
getting a sweet surprise.
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Sorry, Alex. There's
just no way to spin this
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in a positive manner.
What are we gonna do?
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Look, I'll handle it like
I handle all of life's problems.
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Ignore it until it goes away.
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OK? Now, let's get back
to our day on the beach.
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Well, that's a little
hard to ignore.
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Please, Zelzar. We know
you're from the wizard world.
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You have to take back
my fortune.
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I don't think he's
gonna talk to us.
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Here, let me try.
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- [whirring]
- Hey, hey! Stop that.
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Look, young lady wizard,
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I'm sorry you got
a fortune you didn't like,
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but you know the deal,
so, move along.
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There are some tour buses
coming through, and...
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...I love out-of-town quarters.
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00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,875
OK, I made a mistake. I know
you're just doing your job,
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00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,875
but I can't say goodbye
to my life forever like
the fortune says,
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I'm only 17!
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[bell dings]
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"Boo hoo."
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00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,375
Alex, we'd better
tell your dad.
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00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,958
No, no, Zelzar just
needs a little convincing.
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00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,125
Max, show him the sword.
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Hey, Zelzar, I got
a sweet surprise for you.
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00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:12,458
Alex, Max, you can't scare
a fortune-telling wizard.
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00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,500
No?
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All right, all right,
I'll help you!
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Scaredy-cat.
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Take back my fortune.
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00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,708
I'm not supposed to, but maybe
we could work something out.
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00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:30,875
You see, for years
I've been watching people
come to the beach,
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laugh, eat all sorts of
delicious fried goodies,
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meet girls...
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...while I sit in this box.
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If you let me have some
fun on the beach...
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...I'll take back your fortune.
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00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,708
Well, I hope sitting quietly
on the beach and reading a book
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isn't on your list,
'cause that's not gonna happen.
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OK, you've got a deal.
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Why don't you grab your
sun block and loosen up
your genie pants,
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because you're about to have
the best day of your life.
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One tiny problem.
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- I'm not allowed to leave
this machine unattended.
- No problem.
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One of my brothers will
take your place in the
machine while we're gone.
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00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,958
Well, it's not gonna be me,
because I get claustrophobic.
223
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It's actually...
quite roomy in here.
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I'll do it. I love roomy
claustrophobic places.
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All right. Hello, beach.
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Here comes Zelzar!
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Vise versa.
Max and Zelzar Reverse-a.
228
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:39,708
Oh, yeah!
Feels good to stretch my legs!
229
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,875
Check it out! I have legs!
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Sweet! I have
a mustache and a beard!
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And they're itchy, just like
I always dreamed they would be!
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[mimics whirring]
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Uh, I better stay here with Max.
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I have a feeling his fortunes
might come out a little...
Max-ish.
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00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:03,583
This is so exciting. I...
I don't know what to do first.
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[bell clangs]
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[Harper] Watch out!
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00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:13,000
Oh my gosh, Alex.
That giant mallet almost
took your head off.
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00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,208
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, for now.
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Let's just give this guy
a couple hours on the beach,
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so that he can
take back my fortune.
242
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,000
OK, Zelzar, what do you
want to do first?
243
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,708
Use one of these disposable
cameras, so that I can remember
all of this!
244
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,250
[camera clicking]
245
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,458
[seagull chittering]
246
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,500
- [coin clatters]
- [mimics whirring] Maxar!
247
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,000
Uh, excuse me, sir.
One second.
248
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000
I'm the fortune teller
machine quality control...
inspector guy.
249
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,875
Uh, I have to ask you
to stand right there.
250
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,416
[clears throat]
251
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:11,208
"Mustache and beard. Jealous?"
252
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:19,416
This is actually why I've been
inspecting these machines.
253
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,625
Vague fortunes.
254
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,125
What Zelzar is actually
trying to say,
255
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:28,500
is that "Jealousy is
a very hairy subject."
256
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,583
So yeah, why don't you go take
a walk and think about that.
257
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,958
[bell dings]
258
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,875
"Ouch."
259
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:50,500
Guys, the beach is so much fun!
260
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,083
Yeah, maybe for you.
She's almost been taken out
261
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,166
by a mallet, a corn dog,
and a seagull.
262
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:59,416
Yeah, and if we didn't
have all those pictures,
no one would believe it.
263
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,375
OK, Zelzar, you've had
a great time at the beach.
264
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,333
Let's take back my bad fortune.
265
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,208
Not so fast.
266
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:10,458
I haven't talked
to any beach beauties yet.
267
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,708
What? No. You're not...
268
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:17,416
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you, Harper.
269
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,375
- That was close.
- A little too close.
270
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,125
One of these near misses
is not going to be a near miss.
271
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,875
Great, where did Zelzar go?
272
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,625
Let's just spread out
and find him.
273
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,583
Nice try, Harper.
You're sticking with me.
274
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,458
[laughing]
275
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,833
- [bell dings]
- Maxar!
276
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,416
Sir, excuse me!
I'm with the machine.
277
00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,458
"How do you like my mustache?"
278
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,291
It's quite comical, actually.
279
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,875
- What he's trying
to say is that...
- [bell dings]
280
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,625
Maxar!
281
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,000
"My mustache can beat up
your mustache."
282
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:06,291
Don't know why I keep
reading these out loud.
283
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:11,000
[chuckling] Well, sir, why don't
you enjoy. Move right along.
284
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,750
There's a pack of seagulls!
There are several of them!
285
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,458
What is your obsession
with facial hair?
286
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:21,208
When you become a man...
you'll know.
287
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,083
First time at the beach?
288
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:38,833
Whoo! It's my first time,
and I am enjoying the view.
289
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:43,500
[chuckling]
I'm... married.
290
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:50,291
You must have seen my husband
over there barbecuing and
thought he was my personal chef.
291
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,000
I look a lot richer than I am.
292
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:58,833
Great, we have to get him
away from her before my dad
realizes who he is.
293
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,250
Zelzar, OK, come on. You've
had your time at the beach
294
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,166
and even flirted with a beach
beauty, who is my mom. So gross.
295
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,166
It's time for you
to take back my fortune.
296
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:15,458
- Alex...
- You've gotta be kidding me!
297
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,166
Come on Zelzar, it's time
to take back my fortune.
298
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,250
- [spear gun firing]
- [man] Sorry!
299
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,125
You want to tell
your dad now?
300
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,750
Daddy!
301
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,583
I need your help. I got
a fortune from Zelzar,
302
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,208
and he won't take it back
no matter what I do.
303
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,083
I'm sorry, I should have
listened to you.
304
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,875
- Here's what the fortune says.
- "Say goodbye to your life."
305
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,125
Oh,mija.
306
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,583
Yeah, you might not want
to stand so close to her.
307
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,708
Dad, Zelzar said that he
would take back my fortune
308
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,625
if I gave him have a day
at the beach, but he
keeps putting it off.
309
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,500
Look, Zelzar.
My daughter's in danger.
310
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,583
And it sounds like
you made a promise.
311
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,375
And you ate
two of my burgers!
312
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,250
'Cause they are delicious!
313
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,583
Oh, thanks.
314
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,875
The secret is the onion soup mix
is mixed into the meat...
315
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,125
Daddy!
316
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,833
Right! Zelzar,
take her fortune back.
317
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,000
Yeah, about that...
318
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,166
I'm having too much fun
on the beach.
319
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,291
I think I might wait
a while before I...
320
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,958
[whirring]
321
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,416
...get back in that box.
[chuckles]
322
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,458
But... that wasn't the deal!
323
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,000
[people clamoring]
324
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,125
Everyone just needs
to calm down, OK? Calm down!
325
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:40,416
There's no need to get upset
over a few silly fortunes.
326
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:42,291
You call this a fortune?
327
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:45,416
"Grow a beard
and join my beard club."
328
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:49,583
- What does that even mean?
- Who knows?
329
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:54,833
Look, if you want to destroy
the thing, fine, destroy it.
I'm not gonna stop you.
330
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,833
Those two are ruining
the fortune-telling business
331
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:02,458
that I've built up
over the last century.
I gotta get back in there.
332
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,333
OK, I'll put you
back in there,
333
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,125
but you know what
you promised to do.
334
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,000
All right, all right.
I can't erase your fortune,
335
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,875
but I can transfer it
to the next paying customer.
336
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,250
I'm good with that. You?
337
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,583
- Yeah. I hope it's
that flying rat.
- [seagull chittering]
338
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,875
All right, deal.
Get him back in the box.
339
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:26,375
I can't do the spell,
there's too many people!
340
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,125
Hey, look, everyone!
341
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,375
That unattended barbecue just
set the lifeguard tower on fire!
342
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:34,625
- [all clamoring]
- Good thinking, Harper.
343
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,000
Actually, I'm not lying.
Your dad's grill tipped over.
344
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,583
- My burgers!
- My book!
345
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,625
[both] My floppy hat!
346
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,875
Wow, that was a blast!
347
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,708
Wait, where's my
beard and mustache?
348
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,125
- [siren wailing]
- Here come the firemen.
349
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:00,958
- [horn honking]
- Guys, I'm married!
350
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:05,208
You know what?
Let's just go home.
351
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,000
Wait...
352
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Oh, no, that little girl's
gonna get my old fortune.
This is horrible.
353
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,958
Zelzar!
354
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,000
Poor girl.
355
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,708
[man] Hang on there,
little girl.
356
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,083
I'm Hal Art, host of
Random Prize Giveaway.
357
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,333
Say goodbye to your life,
because we're randomly
giving you...
358
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,208
...one million dollars!
359
00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,583
What? That's my money!
That's my money!
360
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,708
That's my money!
It's mine!
361
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,833
OK, here it comes...
Ohhh!
362
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,875
- OK, my turn.
- Ohhh!
363
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,500
Who needs air conditioning?
364
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,250
Ah... my mustache would've
really enjoyed this.
365
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,125
This is so much better
than a day at the beach.
366
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:02,166
I'm gonna finish this book,
no matter what. [coughing]
367
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,458
[fan sputtering]
368
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:07,625
[exclaims] It broke!
It broke! How do we fix it?
369
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,416
Wait, I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
370
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:12,583
Fix the fan, make it right.
Make it blow with all its might.
371
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,333
Great. Thanks, Alex.
372
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,583
- Ah! Oh!
- All right...
373
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:19,625
- Whoa!
- Wait!
374
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,833
Too much might!
Too much might!
375
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,375
Turn it off!
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