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Alex, get ready!
Justin and Zeke are coming.
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Ever since Zeke found out about
magic he's been so annoying.
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Aww. Now, that's love.
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You think he just
became annoying.
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Zeke, I just told you.
Sometimes we use our wands,
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but sometimes we just
wave our hands around.
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Why is that so hard
to understand?
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[laughs] Gosh, I love how
wizardry plays by its own rules!
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OK, is there, like,
a special gland in your
body that secretes magic?
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And sometimes it gets
all clogged up,
and you have to pop it,
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and magic goes everywhere?
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Eww. All right, I'm upstairs
if anyone needs me.
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Ooh, I wonder if "upstairs"
is code for somewhere wizard-y.
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It isn't.
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Oh, I wonder if "it isn't"
is code for something wizard-y.
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[sarcastic gasp] It is.
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[gasps] I knew it!
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Zeke, you have to try
to be more like Harper
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when she found out
about wizards.
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OK? She didn't have
a hard time with it at all.
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That's true, but to be fair,
my circus-like childhood
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makes the most bizarre things
seem normal.
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I'm sorry, Justin. It's just
that I have so many questions.
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For example, can you cook a hot
dog by sticking it on a wand?
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- Zeke!
- Can you use magic to turn me
into an alien dog named Kevin?
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- Zeke!
- Can you use magic
to fix the hair
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that sticks up
on the back of my head?
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- Oh, wait, we're good today.
- Zeke, enough!
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I'll make you a deal.
If you stop bothering me
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with all of these
ridiculous questions,
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then I will grant you
one magic wish.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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OK, then I want to go
back in time into last week,
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when I bought this shirt,
to get a green one instead.
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- Sounds good.
- Whoo! Yes!
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Oh, can you use magic to make me
blow bubbles out of my...?
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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OK, Mom. Talia and I are
gonna go to the movies.
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Oh, really?
What are you guys gonna see?
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A love story called
Heart of Flowers.
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It's about two people
who appear on the surface
to be totally mismatched,
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only to find out in the end
they're perfect for one another.
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It really speaks to us.
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Listen, honey, I'm so sorry,
but Max can't go.
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He's got chores to do.
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But, Mom, I could just...
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Shh, it's a chick flick.
I'm trying to get you out of it.
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I know, and it promises
to be very romantic,
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which is perfect,
because I love romantic things.
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Really? [laughing]
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Sweetie, what is going on?
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You and Talia
have nothing in common.
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Mom, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Come on, Talia.
We have to stop
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and get tissues
for when we cry at the end.
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The big ones, 'cause I'm feeling
very fragile these days.
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You have raised
a wonderful son, Mrs. Russo.
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Yeah. And when you see him,
can you send him home?
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Dad, Dad! Look who
just walked in here!
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That's Muy Macho. That's, like,
my favorite Lucha wrestler
of all time.
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Hey, you're right!
He's one of your biggest heroes.
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Get him to sign some of
these cups, and we'll sell 'em.
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[whispering]
Oh, I shouldn't!
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Hi, excuse me.
You're Muy Macho, aren't you?
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- I'm, like, one of
your biggest fans ever.
- Oh, well, thank you!
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But you know, nobody really
calls me Muy Macho anymore.
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What do they call you now?
El Destroyer-o?
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Or, Muy Bone-Crusher-o?
[laughs]
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Obviously,
I don't speak Spanish.
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No, you don't. No.
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They call me Bob.
That's my name. Bob Macho.
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I now own a successful
shoe store.
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Maybe you've
heard about it:
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"Bob Macho's
Successful Shoe Store."
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What? No, no, no.
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You can't be a boring
shoe salesman.
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You're one of the meanest,
toughest Luchadores of all time.
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I mean, I remember when you
made Chimi the Changa eat
his own beard.
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[laughing]
That was the old me.
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I've given all that up
to be a more peaceful,
constructive citizen.
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- Why would you do that?
- [chuckles]
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Well, because of what
happened to me ten years ago.
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Right in the middle of a match,
I slipped on a churro
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and I fell into the front
row of the crowd, where
a little girl unmasked me.
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It was the only fight
I ever lost,
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and the most disgraceful
moment of my career.
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Eh, so I retired.
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Could you excuse me
for one second?
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- I can't believe this.
- Me neither.
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I mean, what kind
of careless parent
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lets his little girl
go to a wrestling match?
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Dad, that careless
parent was you,
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and that little girl was me.
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Don't you remember?
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- [crowd cheering]
- [body slams]
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- [grunts]
- Yeah!
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Get him! Ooh, ooh!
My churro!
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[crowd groans]
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Ay, no!
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Wow. And, to think,
all these years,
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I've remembered that day
as the time
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when I let a perfectly
good churro get away.
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Look, Mr. Macho,
I'm so sorry
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that that little girl robbed you
of your true calling.
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Oh, you don't
have to apologize.
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I love my job.
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Every time I fit someone's feet,
I make ten new friends.
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Yeah, OK, look.
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I know that you don't know me,
that we just met,
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and I know you say you're
happy, but I think I know
what's best for you.
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So, how would you like
another shot at wrestling?
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- Well, I...
- Alex, what are you doing?
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Dad, Muy Macho lost everything
because of me.
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I have to make it up to him.
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So... Mr. Macho,
what do you say?
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Do you want to taste
victory again?
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Well... Well, I...
I guess it could be fun.
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Although who would get
into the ring with an old
washed-up wrestler like me?
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- No, no, my dad will do it.
- He will?
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Yes. Because he knows how much
it means to his only daughter.
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No!
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- I'll buy you a churro.
- OK, I'll do it.
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Great! Then it's settled.
The mighty Muy Macho
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will return to the ring,
so that he can erase
the awful shame
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that has been haunting him
for the past ten years.
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- What? I'm not ashamed...
- No...
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...need to thank me.
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It's just the kind of
special person that I am.
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Mmm. I hope I can find
my Lucha mask.
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- My dog's been
wearing it as pants.
- Ah.
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Great news, Mom.
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Dad is gonna get in the ring
with a famous Luchador.
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What? Jerry!
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I go to the kitchen
for five minutes
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and you arrange a fight
with a professional wrestler?
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You lose your breath while
cheering for wrestling.
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You can be
the beautiful ring girl.
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Really? You'll be fine, Jerry.
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Harper, there you are.
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Zeke, what are you doing here?
You already graduated.
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I got a job as a crossing guard
so I could be close to you
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in case I freaked out
and needed to talk.
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Let me guess,
you're freaking out.
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Yes!
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It's this magic wish
that Justin's giving me.
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I don't know what to wish for!
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Like, what if I wish
to live forever,
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but then fall into
a dried-up well
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and no one knows
where to find me?
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I can't live in a dried-up well
forever, Harper!
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I just can't!
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- [tires skidding]
- [cars crashing]
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Maybe you should wish for
a less active imagination.
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[man on PA]
Attention please.
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There's just been
a traffic accident outside.
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[scoffs] Unacceptable!
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Apparently the crossing guard
left his post.
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- [gasps]
- Honey, now you should
be freaking out.
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[gasps]
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[exclaims]
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You know,
maybe Zeke's right.
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Having a wish would be a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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How come you never
gave me one of those?
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Because you hate it
when I do magic.
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Yeah, but that's because
I never had the opportunity
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- to use it selfishly.
- Selfish?
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Aww, I'm such a good
role model for you.
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All right.
You can have one wish.
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Oh, my gosh, really?
Oh, I wish I had more time
to think of a good wish.
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No! That's not my wish!
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I really need to think
about this. Wish me luck.
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No, no, no!
That's not it either!
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Oh! Oh! No, no, no.
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You look really
nice today, Max.
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I'm so glad I told you
to wear that suit.
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I agree.
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You know, Talia, I don't know
what my mom was talking about
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when she said we didn't
have anything in common.
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I know. We have tons
of things in common.
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- Our love of opera music.
- Yes.
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- Brussel sprouts.
- Yum!
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Architectural walking tours.
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[flatly] Yay.
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You like whatever I like.
It's why we work.
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How do we feel
about video games?
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Oh, we frown upon them.
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I was afraid we
would say that.
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[roars]
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I'm looking for the man
they call Jerry Russo!
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Hey, look, everybody,
it's Bob!
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What a great costume!
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Stick a roll in it,
sandwich maker!
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The name is Muy Macho!
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Alex, you were right.
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Apparently, I'm not happy
being the owner of a very
successful shoe store.
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I am, and always have been,
a perfectly chiseled
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fighting machine with no
conscience whatsoever!
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[roaring]
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- Muy Macho is back!
- That's right!
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In the ring,
reducing grown men
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to sniveling shells
of their former selves!
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[roars]
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[shouting in Spanish]
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OK, just so you know,
that means he's really angry.
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He just tore
a phone book in half!
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I am not fighting him!
I could get hurt.
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Dad, Dad, if you don't
fight him, he can't win.
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How am I gonna make up
for what I did to him?
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But...
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I will fight Muy Macho!
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Zeke, what in the world
are you talking about?
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I'm talking about fulfilling
a lifelong dream of mine:
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to fight a Mexican wrestler.
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I also had one to become
a professional magician,
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but we all know
how that turned out.
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[both roaring]
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I will see you
in the ring, kid.
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Where I will make you hurt
worse than a bunion
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that has resulted
from ill-fitting shoes!
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[both roaring]
236
00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,708
[cackling]
237
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,625
[roars]
238
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:19,875
[woman shrieks]
239
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,125
You sure you know
what you're doing, buddy?
240
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,958
Yes, yes, he's sure.
He said it, right?
Thank you, Zeke.
241
00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,875
OK? The match
will go on as planned.
242
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,458
Dad, don't worry,
it'll be all good.
243
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:35,458
'Cause see, Muy Macho
will beat Zeke,
my conscience will be clear,
244
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,291
and I can get rid of this
haunting flashback.
245
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,458
- No, stop it!
- [record scratching]
246
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,458
I've decided on my wish.
247
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,583
I want you to make me
a great Luchador.
248
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,875
That nice man with
the heavy accent
249
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,458
will regret ever
coming out of retirement!
250
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:55,083
Why are you
talking like that?
251
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,875
This is my wrestler voice!
252
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,625
I thought it was obvious.
253
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,000
- [roars]
- Oh, jeez!
254
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,375
I don't know
about this, Zeke.
255
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,500
Fighting Muy Macho
could be dangerous.
256
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,583
[scoffs] Not with magic.
I can't lose.
257
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,166
Plus, I already got my cool
wrestling name all picked out:
258
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:18,833
Lava Sus Manos!
259
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,625
That means
"wash your hands."
260
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,125
Oh, that makes sense.
261
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,416
I read it on a sign
in the men's bathroom.
262
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:32,125
All right. If that is your wish,
then you got it.
263
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,208
Whoo! Thank you, my friend!
264
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,625
[yelling]
265
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,458
[grunting]
266
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,708
Hey, guys!
267
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,250
Are you coming to
the Lucha match tonight?
268
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,875
I don't know if you've heard,
but there's gonna be like
269
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,333
a really beautiful
ring girl there.
270
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,416
Oh, no way,
I love Lucha wrestling!
271
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:08,000
- I know.
- No, you don't, Max.
272
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,458
It's barbaric.
273
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,583
You're right, I never
thought of it that way.
274
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,583
It's barbaric.
275
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,583
As you can tell,
Mrs. Russo,
276
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,458
Max and I are
into cute things,
277
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,750
like making a snowman
out of cotton balls
278
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,833
and dressing up kittens
to look like famous people.
279
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,166
- Uh-huh.
- Really?
280
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:34,875
[chuckles] That doesn't
sound like you, Max.
281
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,333
Is it true?
282
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,833
No. No, it's not true.
283
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,458
You know what?
284
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,416
Talia, I can't
do this anymore.
285
00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:51,250
I don't like chick flicks
and I don't like opera music.
286
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:55,083
And I only like dressing up
kittens in little dog costumes.
287
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,208
What are you saying?
288
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,291
[sighs] I'm saying
my mom was right.
289
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:05,625
We have nothing
in common... whatsoever.
290
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,333
We should probably break up.
291
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,208
In fact, you should probably
leave before you catch
a glimpse of the real me,
292
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,583
because it's super gross.
293
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,583
- [bell clangs]
- [feedback]
294
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,333
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
295
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,083
and welcome to tonight's
main event!
296
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:34,625
Making his triumphant
return to the ring,
297
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:40,250
we have the legendary
Luchador, Muy Macho!
298
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,375
- [roars]
- [crowd cheering]
299
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,125
Alex, it is not
in my character
300
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,125
to offer you
a heartfelt thanks
301
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,750
for giving me
this second chance.
302
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,583
So, I will simply say...
I will not destroy you!
303
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,875
Aww. That's what makes
this all worthwhile.
304
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:09,208
And in this corner,
wearing a chicken costume
305
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,000
that doesn't match his name,
306
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:17,416
we have the challenger,
Lava Sus Manos!
307
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,333
[crowd booing and hissing]
308
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,708
[clucking]
309
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,875
Are you ready
for some Lucha wrestling?
310
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,291
[crowd cheering]
311
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,708
All right, Zeke,
this is your one wish.
312
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,708
Let's... make the best of it.
313
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,583
[whispering]
Lucha Ba Boom!
314
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,416
Well? How do you feel?
315
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:49,708
I feel like Lava Sus Manos is
about to get his hands dirty!
316
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,708
That's great.
317
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,958
- [bell clangs]
- [crowd cheers]
318
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,083
[both roaring]
319
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:15,083
Justin, what's going on
with Zeke? Why is he winning?
320
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,875
I put a spell on him to make him
a wrestler. That was his wish.
321
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,416
What?!
322
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,416
Smell your own foot,
shoe salesman!
323
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,458
Why did you convince me
to do this, Alex?
324
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,208
This is even
more humiliating
325
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,333
than being unmasked
by a little girl!
326
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,333
[yelling]
327
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,000
Don't worry, Muy Macho!
328
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,458
I'm not gonna let you
lose again!
329
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,416
Lucha Ba Boom.
But stronger!
330
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,000
[shrieking] Oh...
331
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,583
- [growling]
- [crowd cheers]
332
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,083
[whimpering]
333
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,000
[Zeke] Justin?
What's going on?!
334
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:12,125
I guess you should have asked
to be an unbeatable Luchador.
335
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,208
Magic is very
specific like that.
336
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,458
Just...
Just get out of there!
337
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,583
I can't!
I need another wish!
338
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,833
All I can give you is advice.
339
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,500
Don't fight! Go limp!
Go limp! It works for me!
340
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,583
Hey, this is great, huh?
341
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,458
Talia?
342
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,833
What are you doing here?
343
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,458
I came to apologize
for the way I was treating you.
344
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:43,958
And try to experience something
you actually like for once.
345
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,708
I'm having a lot of fun.
346
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,625
This is just like that
chick flick,Heart of Flowers.
347
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:52,000
I'm the sloppy maid and
you're the stuffy rich guy.
348
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,166
In the end, we learn
to appreciate each
other's differences
349
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,458
and live the rest of our lives
together in an old beach house.
350
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,208
I'll always be
your stuffy rich guy, Max.
351
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,083
[crowd] Aww.
352
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,000
[Zeke] Oh, help!
353
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,291
Come on, Muy Macho!
Take him down!
354
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,500
Oh, my gosh, Alex! I've finally
figured out my one wish!
355
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,125
World peace!
Pretty good, huh?
356
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,125
Yeah, yeah, Harper.
That's great, OK?
Here you go.
357
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,458
[yelling] Mommy!
358
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,000
Oh, my gosh,
Zeke's in trouble.
359
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,500
Alex, you have to help him.
360
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,000
I can't help him.
Muy Macho has to win.
361
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Why does Muy Macho
have to win?
362
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,500
[groaning] It's a long story.
Maybe this flashback
will help you understand.
363
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,875
Ay, no!
364
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,000
You can show people
your flashbacks?
365
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,416
Yeah, I find it's
quicker that way.
366
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,833
Wasn't I cute back then?
367
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,708
All right,
I see your problem.
368
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:57,583
But that doesn't change
the fact that Zeke is
getting destroyed up there.
369
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,875
Ow! Going limp
makes it worse!
370
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,625
[hollering]
371
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,583
If you're not gonna help,
I want to change my wish.
372
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,166
Forget world peace.
I want to beat
Muy Macho senseless
373
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,875
for hurting my man.
374
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,458
Harper, really? I mean...
Really, do you want to do that?
375
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,333
World peace kinda
sounds awesome.
376
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,708
That is my wish!
Do it now!
377
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,000
[Zeke groaning]
378
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:20,708
OK.
379
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,583
Sorry, Muy Macho.
380
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,333
Lucha Ba Boom,
Muy Macho's doomed.
381
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:29,625
- I'm coming, Zeke!
- Hurry!
382
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,208
[shouting]
383
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,250
One, two, three!
384
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,583
- [bell clanging]
- We have a winner!
385
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,375
[crowd cheering]
386
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,750
And what's your
wrestling name?
387
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,125
Whatever the Spanish word is
for "crazy, red-headed chick!"
388
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,625
I can't be certain, Jerry,
389
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,208
but I think all these people
are cheering for me.
390
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,083
Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry, Muy Macho.
391
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,875
- I can't believe
this happened again.
- I know. I'm terrible.
392
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,708
That scrawny kid
and that girl beat me.
393
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:34,083
I obviously have no business
being a wrestler.
394
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,416
No, I think you should
try again. I think you
can take that girl.
395
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:40,708
No, Alex, I realized
that I am perfectly happy
396
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,458
being a successful
shoe salesman.
397
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,250
- So you're saying
I actually helped you?
- No!
398
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,416
This was the worst
experience of my life!
399
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,833
I'll never forgive you,
Alex Russo. Never!
400
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:02,000
Well...
You did what you could.
401
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,833
You had the best intentions.
Just forget about it.
402
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,375
This was the worst
experience of my life!
403
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,375
I'll never forgive you,
Alex Russo. Never!
404
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,291
Great. A new flashback.
405
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,375
Ay, no!
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