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Correct, correct,
correct, correct,

correct, correct,
correct, correct!

It sounds like we did
pretty good.

Correct!

Not only did you all pass,

but you passed with
your highest test scores yet.

[all] Yes!

This is incredible.

I'm actually making a difference
in all of your lives.

I'm gonna call Professor Crumbs
right now,

and I'm gonna invite him down
here for the class evaluation.

Does this mean we can have
a pizza party?

No pizza party, Nelvis.
Last time you had
a pizza party,

you got your dirty
pizza party fingers
all over the Abraca-Doodler.

[bell ringing]

Hello, Justin.

I've just been doing
my morning calisthenics.

Don't mind me if I continue
my reps as we talk.

Professor Crumbs, look.

I got an A minus
on a test.

There's nothing special
about the minus part,

'cause I always get that,
but the A, that's new for me.

Oh, good for you, Alex.

I'll celebrate with
an invigorating toe touch.

[cracking]

Ow!

No worries.

My back does that
on occasion.

[clears throat]
Professor Crumbs,

I would like to invite you down
here for the class evaluation,

so you can see what great
progress that my class
is making.

Professor Crumbs?

Yes.

I'm admiring
my new shoelaces.

Professor Crumbs, after you see
how good we're doing,

maybe you can
graduate everyone,

and I can get back
in the wizard competition.

[all] Yeah!

But if you don't think
we're doing very good,

we'll just settle with putting
me back in the competition.

- [all protesting]
- Oh, yeah, huh.

Return my spine
back to align.

[cracking]

All right.

I'll stop by tomorrow.

Hey, Professor Crumbs.

Who is that
adorable little girl?

It's not Max,
'cause Max is a boy.

Professor Crumbs,
your shoe is untied.

Ooh.
[cracking]

Where'd he go?

He'll know how to
turn me back.

You missed him.
Too late, too bad.

Oh, well.

I'll just talk to him tomorrow
when he gets here.

We can't let
Professor Crumbs know

that we accidentally
crossed spells

and turned Max
into a little girl.

You're right.

I'll just call him
and tell him he can't come.

[bell ringing]

Hello.

Professor Crumbs,
about you coming,

our portal
is being remodeled...

You have reached
the visual voicemail
of Professor Crumbs.

Mailbox is full.

Beep.

He's still coming!
What are we gonna do?

- I know.
- Don't say it, Nelvis.

Pizza party!

I mean, it does
kind of sound good.

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪♪

Congrats on getting
the solo performance

in the Spirit of America
show, Harper.

Aw, thanks, Talia.

You know, sitting
on a covered wagon

and singing songs
about America

is something I've
always dreamed of.

- Really?
- No. [laughs]

I don't care where I am
or what it's about,

as long as I have a solo
where the spotlight is on me.

[mouths]

Hey, Harper.

I saw you
talking to Talia.

How do you know her?

We're in the school
show together.

I need to get into that so I
can talk myself up to Talia.

That way when I
turn back into Max,

she'll already be
crushing on me.

Oh, well, I could
talk you up to Talia.

I don't want her to think
I know you.

So sorry, Mr. Laritate,
about the confusion.

We just thought we were
supposed to meet
outside the detention hall,

like always.

Actually, Harper
volunteered you

to help decorate for our
Spirit of America performance.

So sorry.
We're busy that day.

I didn't say
which day it was.

We're busy on all days
that end in Y.

It's tomorrow.
That doesn't end in a Y.

Ooh, he got us.

I should have said days
that end in "morrow."

Fine. If we have
no other choice,

we'll do it.

That's sort of the spirit.

Looks like there's hope
for you Russos yet.

All right, guys,
we can't let Maxine

anywhere near Professor Crumbs
when he gets here.

Otherwise, she's gonna
tell him that she's Max.

Hey, guys.
Is Professor Crumbs here yet?

[stammering] Uh, you
just missed him.

What do you mean?
He hasn't been here yet.

Will you help us out here?

Listen, I'm gonna be
checking back in.

A lot.

OK, keeping Maxine
from Crumbs is gonna be
harder than I thought.

But if you turned Maxine
back into Max, you'd be fine.

[scoffs] Nelvis, we've
already tried that.

But we haven't.

And we've gotten
really good at magic.

Maybe we can all pitch in and
figure out how to turn Max back.

[snaps fingers] Let me
think about that.

[inhales deeply]
We've tried to
figure something out,

but we failed.
If they try,

they might figure
something out.

- [Justin muttering]
- What is he doing?

This is how he works things out.
Just give him a minute.

But in the end,
if Max changes back,

then who cares who
came up with the idea?

Nelvis, I love it!

- Enough for a pizza party?
- No!

OK, Russos.

I'll start you off
with something easy.

I've been to your restaurant,

so I know you don't know
how to work a broom.

You're on streamer patrol.

Patrol?

So we just have to walk around
and look at streamers?

No, you have to hang them.

Aw, that's gonna be hard.

If you need any help figuring
out how to use tape,

I'll be over there.

Careful. It's sticky.

Really? Streamer patrol?

That man has no faith in us.

I know, it's perfect. We'll be
out of here in ten minutes.

No way. We can do something
better than streamers.

Come on, Jerry.
We'll show him.

No, Theresa,
we have a built-in excuse.

The tape.

It's sticky.

There's Talia.

You've got to get me
into the show.

OK. I know I'm the star
of the show,

but I can't
promise you anything.

Mr. Laritate,

I know I'm the star
of the show,

and you don't
owe me any favors,

but is there any space
for Maxine

to join our performance?

I'm sorry, little lady

but all the stables
in this corral are full.

Please, Mr. Laritate.

I'm a good singer.
Listen.

♪ Home, home
on the range ♪

♪ Where the deer
and the antelope play ♪

Well, wrangle me a bison
and brand it amazing.

How would you like
to sing with Harper?

But Mr. Laritate,
that's my solo performance.

It's not a solo if someone
else is singing with me,

so no.

Ah, you're right.

Harper, you're out.

Maxine's our new soloist.

Thanks, Harper.
You're the best.

You're squeezing me
a little too tight, Harper.

Harper! Harper!

All right, guys.

Let's see what you came up
with to change Max back.

Ah, a "Be True to Yourself"
fairy dust.

This is a good one.

An ogre skin scrub.
Can come in handy.

And a reversal smoke bomb

that might make milk
fly out of your nose.

Let me guess,
that one was yours, Alex.

[stammers] Well...
I want to get Max back,

but I also want
to have some fun.

Hey, guys.
Is Professor Crumbs here yet?

I cannot wait for him
to change me back.

You're not gonna need
Professor Crumbs anymore,

because we have a spell
to fix you right here.

[knocking] Hello.

It's Professor Crumbs.
Anybody there?

He's here, he's here!

- Professor Crumbs!
- No, wait!

- Which spell? Which spell?
- Doesn't matter!

Why is the door latched?

Well, hello, everybody.

I brought taffy.

My gosh, did we
cross spells again?!

What is wrong with us?

Huh. You're not
Professor Crumbs.

Well, thanks for the taffy,
Beard Boy.

Well, this is odd.

I have become a young boy.

Then why do you
still have a beard?

Oh, that's a family trait.
We all have beards.

Except for my mother.

She lost hers in
a sausage-making accident.

Uh, Professor Crumbs...

I bet you're wondering why we
would pull a prank like this.

Well...

Let this part of the "we"
explain why.

Yes, we are.
I'm the "we."

I did this to, uh...
teach my students

that you, a master wizard,
can reverse any spell,

even a mutant crossed spell,

no matter how
seemingly impossible.

It's true.

I can reverse this.

Yes!

It's a special potion.

A potion.
See, I told you.

- You did not tell me.
- Well, I thought it.

- That doesn't...
- [both muttering]

So, why don't you tell us
what's in the potion.

Oh, why would I?

I haven't felt this good
in over 800 years!

Time to have some fun.

You...

Hey!

I haven't given a noogie
since, well...

the inventor,
Nathaniel Noogie,
gave me one.

Professor Crumbs, why don't
you tell us the potion

so that way one day we could use
it, should the need ever arise.

Which it hasn't.

Oh, forget the potion.

I want to live
a youthful life.

You know the one thing
that didn't exist
last time I was young?

The wheel?

Close.

I never got to skateboard.

I can run again!
My knees work!

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

Now that he's a kid,
he moves fast.

We just can't let him
run into Maxine.

If they talk to each other,

he might find out that we
turned Max into a girl.

We just need to trick him
into giving us

the ingredients of
the reversal potion.
There he is.

Professor Crumbs!

Oh, those dudes hooked me up.

Little Crumbs representin'!

They also taught me
to say that.

OK, Little Crumbs.
Let's get on into
the Sub Station.

Oh, not now, Justin.

Time to grind some rails.

Time for me to get
the potion recipe out of him.

You'll never be able
to get it from him.

He's having
way too much fun.

Oh, it's so cute.

You think I can't
get something I want.

Professor Crumbs,
drink this.

It's the potion
to change you back.

You couldn't have possibly
gotten hyena tears that quickly.

The hyena tears were easy.

What about the dragon eyeballs?

Can't get those
unless you know a guy.

Oh, right.
I left that out.

I'll just have to go
talk to that guy.

By the way, I've used that
on you about 800 times.

No, you haven't.

Then how did I know to take
the wallet from your backpack?

It's not in my backpack.
It's hidden in my sock drawer.

[groaning]

Listen, I bought a lot of
extra flags and bunting

to impress Mr. Laritate,

so let's make sure
that he sees all of it.

Ah, Harper.

Little Jody Hahn
is out sick.

How would you like to be
back in the big show?

I'd love to!

Great. You're a cactus.

You have no lines
and you don't sing.

Like I said, I'm in.

How fast can you alter
a cactus costume?

[scoffs] Alter?
I've got one.

Yes.

Ah.

Store-bought paper bunting
and plastic flags.

That's right.

Courtesy of the Russos.

You folks are really
standing out.

- [flattered laughter]
- Thank you.

As the lazy parents who
didn't make anything.

Unlike the Campaneros,

who built a replica cannon
with their hands.

Great. The Campaneros
built a cannon

and we bought
plastic American flags

made in another country.

That's it, Jerry.
We gotta make something.

Yeah, yeah.

Rocky Campanero is not
gonna outdo me.

He's got a cannon?

But we got two big bags
of confetti.

And that says "homemade
grand finale" to me.

[gasps] A confetti
cannon finale

will blow Mr. Laritate away.

Yankee doodle dandy!

I'm doing it!
I'm riding a bike!

No, no, no, no, no.
U-turn, u-turn!

Hey!

Aren't you that bearded kid from
our lair with all the taffy?

Yes, I have some more.
Would you like some?

Yes, we would all like some
and now it's time to go inside.

Wait. Hi.

You have some crumbs
in your beard.

I'm gonna call you...

[gasps] Crumbs.

Huh! All my friends do.

OK, that's enough.

Maxine has, uh... gotta go
get ready for her big show.

Oh, big show?
I love the theater.

No better place
to enjoy my taffy.

You should come, dude.

No, no, no, no.

I'd be honored to attend.

It sounds
delightfully rad.

It's a school show.
It's not delightful or rad.

It's torture.
Come on.

You're gonna get inside
and you're gonna stuff
your mouth with taffy.

[sighs]

You think this potion
will work, Alex?

I think so,

although I wasn't really
sure about the portions,

so I just eyeballed
the dragon eyeballs.

Professor Crumbs,
you have done a lot today.

OK? And you need
to stay hydrated,

otherwise you're gonna
hit the wall.

Hit the wall.

Should I get my helmet?

No, but I have a smoothie

that's specifically tailored
to extreme sports.

And kids with beards.

Did you save some
for Max?

[muttering]

Hey, don't hog it all.

You're not the only bearded kid
into extreme sports around here.

- Max, drink this.
- What is it?

Since when do you care
what you drink?

Good point.

It didn't work.

Is it burp juice?

[loudly burps]

See? It works.

[Justin shouting]

Crumbs, stop right there!

Hey, that's my nickname
for him, Justin.

You find your own.

See you at the show,
Beard Boy.

That's the little girl whose
performance I'm going to see.

Well, off to the big show.

Way to go, Alex.
He didn't change back.

You must have left
something out of the potion.

I know, OK?
I know what's missing.

- What?
- A little support here.

♪ O, beautiful
for spacious skies ♪

♪ For amber waves of grain ♪

♪ For purple mountains
majesties ♪

♪ Above the fruited... ♪

Jumpin' billy goats!

Why does that boy
have a beard?

[stammering] He's that famous
American uncle guy.

Uncle Sam?

Sure.

♪ America! America ♪

♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪

♪ And crown thy good
with brotherhood ♪

♪ From sea to shining sea! ♪♪

Thank you, Jackie,
for showing us all once again

that if we all work
really hard,

we will never be
as incredible as you.

Thank you, Mr. Laritate.

I hope I've worked off
my detention now.

Oh, no!
What's happening to him?

He changed back!

The potion has
a delayed reaction.

We did it! We changed
him back! Yay!

You both tricked me into
drinking the reversal potion?

Not yay.

Well, kudos for
figuring out the potion.

Yay!

That means Maxine's gonna
change back any second now.

[Mr. Laritate]
Next up is Maxine Russo

withHome on the Range.

Not yay.

♪ Oh, give me a home
where the buffalo roam ♪

♪ And the deer
and the antelope play ♪

♪ Where seldom is heard ♪

We have to do something.

She's gonna change onstage
and everyone's gonna see.

See what?

Oh, is that taffy?

- [gasps] I dropped it.
- Oh.

[cracking]
Oh, I'm stuck.

Shh, Maxine is singing.

Maxine is about to
turn back into Max.

- We gave him a potion.
- Nice timing.

♪ Home, home on the range ♪

♪ Where the deer
and the antelope play ♪

♪ Where seldom is heard ♪

Why is Maxine
starting to glow?

Looks like the grand finale's

gonna have to come
a little early.

♪ And the skies
are not cloudy all day ♪

[explosion]

[crowd gasping]

[off key] ♪ Home,
home on the range ♪

♪ Where the deer
and the antelope play... ♪

[coughing]

Sweet corn tamales!

A special effects salute
to the westward migration

and a buckaroo switcharoo!

The Russos are now on
the decorating committee

for every event!

What happened
to my cute voice?

You turned back into Max.

I'm back?
All right, I'm back!

And so am I!

♪ Where seldom is heard
a discouraging word ♪

♪ And the skies are not
cloudy all day ♪♪

She's wonderful! Bravo!

- Oh, Max, you're back!
- Mom!

- Oh, honey!
- Good to see you, buddy.

We did it!
We changed you back.

- Hey.
- Hey, there he is!

All right, now I gotta go
talk to Talia.

Wait, that's it?
We haven't seen you
in so long.

Well, I've seen you guys.
Been here the whole time.

- Talia.
- Max.

That was the greatest
surprise entrance
I've ever seen.

Your cousin Maxine
was right about you.

You are cool and mysterious.

Did she also say I like
long afternoon walks
in the park?

- No.
- I should've.

That sounded really good.
[clears throat]

Do you wanna
hang out Saturday?

Uh, yeah, yeah.
I'd love to.

Great, I'll see you then.

And don't bring
your cousin Maxine.

I think she has
a crush on you.

[laughs]

It's good to be back.

Return his spine
back to align.

[cracking]

Thank you.

Oh, Max.

I haven't seen you
in quite a while.

You know, Professor Crumbs,
I've been meaning to
tell you something.

No, you don't.

You have Talia.
Everyone's happy for you.

Alex and Justin turned me
into a little girl.

[chuckles] They turned me
into a little boy.

But they turned us both
back again.

They're splendid
with magic. Yay!

I don't know what
to say about that.

When you're a winner,
go to dinner.

Pizza party!