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Harper?
What are you doing?
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Why do you have your
own Career Day booth?
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Everyone's always telling
me to be myself, so that's
what I'm doing.
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Are you interested
in a fascinating career
in being me?
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I'll be you
if you be me.
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Never mind.
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Alex! Have you seen
the Action News booth?
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I've got to find it
before someone signs
Baxter Knight as their mentor.
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Baxter Knight,
the weatherman?
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That's who you're
choosing as a mentor?
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He's not a weatherman.
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He's like a weather hero.
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His earmuff alerts
have saved me from
many an earache.
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Luckily, those earmuffs
have saved you from
hearing people say
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what a doofus you
look like with them on.
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I wish I was wearing
them right now.
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Oh! There's Baxter.
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So, my little friend,
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being a weatherman
is the only career here
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where you get
to be on TV.
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Does that sound
like something
you'd like to do?
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Mr. Knight.
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I'm Justin Russo.
I'm a huge fan.
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I've been following you ever
since you introduced Mr. Nimbus,
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your cloud hand.
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Put on your galoshes.
It's gonna be a wet one.
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With the rain.
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You remember Mr. Nimbus.
Kid, you want a mentor?
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Do I have Mr. Nimbus pajamas
made out of cloud curtains?
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- I do.
- [giggles]
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Oh my gosh!
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There's one of the many
singing policemen who
does a lot of singing
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at ball games and stuff.
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Leaving, Miss Russo?
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And which career counselor
have you roped in?
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Well, Mr. Laritate,
you know what I wish?
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I wish you were available
to be a mentor,
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because you have all
the qualities I'm looking
for in a mentor.
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You're a "men"
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which is in
the word "mentor."
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And...
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...bolo tie.
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Nice tap dancing,
Bojangles.
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Tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'll take you up
on that offer.
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Let's mosey on down to
the principal's office.
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Deputy.
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Well, suppose I was
gonna end up there
at some point anyway.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Dad, guess what?
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Someone's been putting
two pickle spears
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in the to-go orders.
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Not even close.
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Today was Career Day
at school...
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Two pickle spears?
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Outrageous.
This has Mom's sloppy
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but generous fingerprints
all over it.
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That's it.
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No more pickles.
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She's ruined it
for everyone.
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Baxter Knight!
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- What are you doing here?
- Hey, Justin.
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I had some time before
the evening news...
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And I wanted to come
by and tell you that
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- I can't be your mentor.
- Why not?
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You need someone
successful.
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I haven't nailed a
forecast in months.
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I've been letting
everyone down:
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Commuters, roofers,
people with perms.
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Oh, come on.
It's not that bad.
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If I don't get the next forecast
right they're going to fire me.
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Oh! Where'd you hear that?
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One of the weathermen sitting
in the lobby with their resumes.
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Look, kid, take a tip
from Mr. Nimbus.
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Never love anything
too much.
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It will eventually
disappoint you.
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Dad, is that true?
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Does everything eventually
disappoint you?
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Most things.
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But then you find the one thing
that doesn't and you marry her.
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And then she puts two
pickles in the to-go orders.
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And you...
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You start to wonder.
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You're absolutely
right, Max.
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Singing and the law
are very similar.
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You come in strong
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and rely on your backups
to do most of the work.
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Singing is just
a hobby of mine.
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I don't mix it
with police work.
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Why? But you're
a great policeman
and a great singer.
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When you find
two things that
you're great at,
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you got to do both.
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It shows you're a genius.
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Take a platypus
for example:
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Great at being a duck.
Great at being a fish.
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Well, it's not
that simple.
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You see, I'm afraid
if I mixed my singing
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with my police work
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the other guys will never
take me seriously as a cop.
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Yes, they will.
What's not serious about:
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♪You have the right♪
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♪to remain♪
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♪silent♪♪
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I have to hog-tie
a few loose ends.
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Why don't you and your
ironic mug have a seat?
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The place I bought it from
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said they'd put
my picture on it
for five more bucks.
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You want to go
in halfsies?
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No, OK.
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Have you seen this
graffiti around school?
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It seems someone
keeps writing the word
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"salmon" under the
no smoking signs.
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As my new deputy
these are the sort
of varmints
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I need your help
to wrangle in.
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It's not that hard.
Look at the way "salmon"
is written.
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Remember last year
when someone wrote "Sal"
on all the lunch tables?
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It's the same handwriting.
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Look, the marker smudges
mean he's left handed,
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drags his hand across
what he's written.
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Lefty Sal's your guy.
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There's no one
named Lefty Sal.
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Don't ruin my moment.
Just don't.
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It's the Sal
that's left handed.
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Amazing.
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I haven't seen
detective work like this
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sinceMiami Vice
went off the air.
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Now, get to work
on this caseload,
Crockett.
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Um...
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But Mr. Laritate,
I thought
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mentoring might be like
you and me figuring out
the new school holidays.
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Nope.
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Nowadays we let the
courts decide those.
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By the way feel free
to call me Tubbs.
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Don't worry, we do.
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Excellent.
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Oh! Baxter's on.
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Here's the deal, New Yorkians.
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Tonight, there will be
a chance of snow.
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Back to you, Doug.
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"Chance of snow?"
No. Clear and mild.
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"A chance of snow."
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Wow. You really put
yourself out there.
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OK. You want me to put
myself out there?
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Well. Fine.
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Come on, clear and mild.
Clear and mild.
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I've got nothing to lose.
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There will be snow
in exactly half the city.
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It's gonna be split
right down Waverly Place.
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Aw. He said
our street name.
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Shh.
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Now let me make a prediction.
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We'll be looking for a
new weatherman tomorrow.
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Half of New York City?
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OK. OK.
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If Baxter loses his job,
it will be a pity.
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Let's have snow
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over half of New York City.
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Congratulations,
Deputy Russo.
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Thanks to you, I made quite
the round up this morning.
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Mayonnaise in the
soap dispensers.
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Clever.
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But not clever enough
for Crockett and Tubbs.
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I never knew there were kids
worse than me in school.
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It's fun to solve crimes
and get new ideas
at the same time.
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Well, do you have
anything new for me?
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I sure do. Underwear
on the statue. Solved.
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Hallway of thumb tacks.
Solved.
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Substitute teacher
monkey. Solved.
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That was a hard one,
wasn't it?
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Not really.
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Once you realized
it was a wig
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and he was holding
the chalk with his foot.
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That was a really good wig.
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Keep up the good work, Russo.
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You make an excellent protégé.
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Thank you, Mr. Laritate.
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Ah ah ah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks, Tubbs.
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Uh, Harper?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. I'm just
showing my protégé
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how to rush through halls fast,
so you don't hear the laughter.
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And, go.
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- Hey, Russo.
- Hey, Sal.
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Did you grow in between
P.E. and now?
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You're so tall.
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Hey. Because of you,
Laritate busted me for
writing "no smoking salmon."
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That guy hates signs.
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Or salmon!
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No. Mr. Laritate hates
when people break the rules.
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I never thought I'd see
the day when Alex Russo
went good.
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Mr. Knight?
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you
what's going on.
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I am back.
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My willy nilly predictions
have been spot on.
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A heat wave on
Sixty-Seventh.
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A blizzard on
Sixty-Eighth.
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No matter what I say,
it all turns out
to be true.
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I know.
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I got a sun burn on the
way to my guitar lesson
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and a cold on the way back.
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Sorry, kid.
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I don't make the weather.
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I know.
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I do.
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- Let's do this.
- Look, Mr. Knight
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I'm happy you're
getting your weather
predictions right,
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but don't you think
you should consult
a weather satellite,
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or a barometer,
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or that temperature
sign above the bank?
Something?
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No need, kid.
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I'm going with my gut.
Seems to be working.
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Oh, I'm on. Excuse me.
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Thanks, Doug.
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I am here on Waverly Place
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at the site of the historic
fifty-fifty snowstorm.
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Tonight, friends, brace
yourselves for, uh...
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...some hail.
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[Knight] Yeah, hail.
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Why not?
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And not just any hail.
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It's gonna be the size
of candied yams.
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The size of candied yams?
Seriously?
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Sorry.
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Don't let Baxter Knight fail.
Make me some candied yam hail.
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[thunder]
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[car alarms]
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What do you think you're doing,
messing with the weather?
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Who are you?
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Um? Mother Nature.
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Mother Nature?
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I thought you were
supposed to be all
like natural,
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with sandals and birds
flying around you?
252
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,200
I used to dress like that
but nobody took me seriously.
253
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:52,600
And what I wear to work
is my business.
254
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,367
I am here
to talk about you.
255
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:56,200
Come here.
256
00:12:57,934 --> 00:13:01,600
Now, why would you mess
with the delicate balance
257
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,400
of the Earth's
weather patterns?
258
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,767
Do you know how much I work
to maintain this planet?
259
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,200
Three days a week?
I don't know.
260
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,967
It was my best guess.
You asked, I answered.
261
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:15,567
I was trying to help
my mentor.
He's a meteorologist.
262
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:19,033
And what's with the hail?
How does that help anybody?
263
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:22,200
Free ice!
I'm getting free ice!
264
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,033
[laughs]
265
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,734
Mrs. Nature.
266
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,200
Mother.
267
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,400
- I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
268
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,400
- About what?
- That.
269
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,734
Be grateful. That could
have been a wildfire.
270
00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:48,867
[laughs]
271
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,734
One of Harper's most important
jobs is delivering news to Alex.
272
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:11,800
Alex, do you know
what's going on?
273
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,033
They put this Good Citizenship
award on your locker.
274
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:17,300
A Good Citizenship award?
275
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,667
That's low.
276
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,934
Harper, you've got to help me.
277
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:22,400
If I don't stop
being good,
278
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:26,500
one day I'm gonna wake up and
be a doctor, or even worse,
279
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,767
the guy who drives the back
end of a fire truck.
280
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,967
Oh, you've got to help me.
281
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:35,300
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
282
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,300
I can erase your tardy sheet.
283
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,800
Never been tardy.
284
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800
You know the end of every year
I buy myself an ice cream cake?
285
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,367
It's for no tardies.
286
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:46,100
You should be
taking notes.
287
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,900
How about you take this
picture of all these horses?
288
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900
Oh, its a mural.
289
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,500
It's painted right on the wall.
290
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,000
You might as well get me
a fire hat and a bell
291
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,400
and call me a hero.
292
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,600
How about you get me the key
to the teachers' bathroom?
293
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,900
Don't write that down.
294
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,800
Fine. I guess it's a start.
295
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,600
[knocking]
296
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,500
Hold on a second.
297
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,667
[knocking]
298
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,500
I don't read.
299
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
Alex, don't!
300
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,100
What do you want?
301
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,100
Whoa, it's just
raining on you.
302
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:55,200
Wow, I kind of wish
I had something
to do with that.
303
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,867
I used magic to help Baxter
with his weather predictions.
304
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,233
Mother Nature caught me.
This is my punishment.
305
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,834
Wait a minute.
306
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,000
You used magic to do
something sneaky,
307
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,367
and now you're coming to me
to help you get out of it?
308
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,600
Feels good, doesn't it?
309
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,100
Except for this
part right here.
310
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,500
Are you gonna
help me or not?
311
00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,567
Listen, I don't know
how it happened,
312
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,834
but I've turned good.
313
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,934
So, you're like
a day late, buddy.
314
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,000
Just help me, please!
I'm begging you.
315
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,967
Fine. I'll help you.
Lean away from the window.
316
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:34,900
I don't want you to get stains
on Mr. Laritate's cowhide throw.
317
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,767
Man, the good
just doesn't stop.
318
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,700
[thunder]
319
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,600
How did you get Mother
Nature here before?
320
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,834
I don't know.
321
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:52,200
I just messed with the
weather and she showed up.
322
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,567
What he did.
323
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,567
Sweet potato hell?
324
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,600
Are you kidding me?
We talked about this?
325
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,000
I can give you your own
personal earthquake, you know?
326
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,467
Hi. You must be Mother Nature.
327
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:14,834
Sorry about the hail.
We just didn't know
how to contact you.
328
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:18,100
Listen, Mother Nature,
love your work.
329
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,800
Big fan of this, really.
330
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,133
But I don't think
it's enough.
331
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,700
Oh, really?
332
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,767
He's sopping wet, and there's
no chance of him getting dry.
333
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,467
Sure, he's wet.
334
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,000
What's the best
we could hope for?
335
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,367
The flu?
336
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,200
For what he's done to you
337
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,133
I just think he needs
a more severe punishment.
338
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,834
All right! I'm de-asking
you to help me right now!
339
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:41,200
Shh. Are you packing lightning?
340
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,600
Because I think about
thirty gazillion volts
341
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600
will do him just fine.
342
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,000
Give me a sec.
343
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,467
- Is this your sister?
- Yes.
344
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,967
OK. I think you've
been punished enough.
345
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,967
Now, listen guys...
346
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:06,000
I may have overreacted
just a little bit,
347
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,200
but things aren't going great
with me and I need your help.
348
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,667
Is it the dating trouble?
Because I can really help
you with that.
349
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,867
No, Alex, she's talking
about the environment.
350
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:22,600
You people need to understand
that this is a delicate system.
351
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,467
Every time you mess
with the weather,
352
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,600
it effects somewhere else.
353
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,767
I think I found
your dating problem.
354
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,467
It's just non-stop talking
about the weather, isn't it?
355
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,367
No.
356
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,667
What Mother Nature
is trying to say is that
357
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,300
instead of messing
with the Earth, we
should be helping it.
358
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:44,000
Like recycling,
or carpooling for
less pollution,
359
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,800
or changing all of our
lightbulbs to CFLs.
360
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,900
It's the squiggly one.
361
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,100
The one that looks
like soft-serve yogurt.
362
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,867
Oh.
363
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,400
We can help you
with that stuff.
364
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,967
I don't know if you've heard,
but I recently turned good.
365
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,200
Hey, did you see that?
366
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,734
You stay here.
I'll handle this.
This could get dangerous.
367
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,400
Use your voice baton.
368
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,567
It's your most
powerful weapon.
369
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:18,400
♪Stop I know you took
Too many papers♪
370
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,700
♪You only get one♪
371
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:24,200
♪Don't even think
About running♪
372
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,000
♪You're not that cunning♪
373
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,500
♪You'll never
No, never♪
374
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,767
♪No, never
Get away♪♪
375
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,300
[hail falling]
376
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,867
Oh!
377
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,200
Officer Bryan,
you let him get away.
378
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,300
There was no...
379
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,300
There was nothing
I could...
380
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,200
There was nothing
I could do.
381
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,100
What happened
to your voice?
382
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,467
I don't know.
383
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,200
It must have
something to do with
384
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,500
getting hit by this
vegetable shaped
piece of hail.
385
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,967
- Officer Bryan?
- Yeah.
386
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:11,033
Without your voice,
you're just another cop.
387
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:14,100
And I need a mentor
that can do two things.
388
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,600
Now, if you'll excuse me,
389
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,767
I'm going to go to the zoo
and find me a platypus.
390
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,233
That guy's a real genius.
391
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,400
Well, there's my little deputy.
392
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,867
Yep. People are gonna
have to get used to it.
393
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,900
I'm just a good person.
394
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,500
Are you?
395
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,734
Your friend Harper,
and some seventh grader
dressed just like her,
396
00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:44,934
were caught coming out
of the teachers' restroom.
397
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,667
She's in a wagonload
of trouble.
398
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,800
Great. Everyone's
in trouble but me.
399
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,200
Wait a minute.
400
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,133
I'm the one who
gave her the key.
401
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,567
And that's bad.
402
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,367
Everyone's in trouble
because of me.
403
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,400
I am bad again!
404
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,133
Fair enough.
405
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,667
You'll be getting
one month detention.
406
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,400
A month?
407
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,934
That's not fair.
408
00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,767
Sal got a warning, and he
vandalized half the school.
409
00:21:13,767 --> 00:21:17,600
Maybe it doesn't seem fair, but
there's a method to all this.
410
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,000
See, I fit the punishment
to the person not the crime.
411
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,500
So you're getting a month
and Harper is getting a hug
and a stern:
412
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,700
"Don't let this
happen again."
413
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:31,567
Your method is just busting
me to the full extent of your
made-up laws.
414
00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:33,400
Oh. Alex popped her gum.
415
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:38,100
Let's make her stay back
a grade or explain email
to senior citizens.
416
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,734
I understand how it may seem.
417
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,300
But the truth is,
418
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,233
there's nothing I can do to get
through to Sal and the others.
419
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,700
But you, Miss Russo,
I haven't given up on.
420
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:51,800
See, I believe there's evil.
421
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,233
And there's evil genius.
422
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,400
Really?
423
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,900
You think I'm an evil genius?
424
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,567
That's so sweet.
425
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:06,100
Now, you'll have to turn in
your theoretical deputy's badge.
426
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,367
Ow!
427
00:22:16,233 --> 00:22:19,200
That was weird
and meaningless.
428
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,400
It was symbolic.
429
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,500
Another one
of my methods.
430
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,500
Now get out.
431
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:34,200
Let's see how Baxter
is doing without me.
432
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,600
[reporter] And in other news,
433
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,734
I am sad to report
434
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,767
that my colleague and dear,
dear friend Baxter Knight
435
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,400
has entered into a
suggested retirement.
436
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,300
If you see him and he says it
was a forced retirement...
437
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,100
He's a liar.
438
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,000
He was fired.
[sighs]
439
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,200
There will never be anyone
as good as Baxter Knight.
440
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,967
And on a lighter note,
I am happy to introduce
441
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:02,000
our newest weatherperson,
Heather Nakatomi.
442
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,133
Oh, brother.
443
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,834
Heather Nakatomi? Wow.
444
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:09,100
Eh, Baxter
will be fine.
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