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Everyone,
I have an announcement.
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Since Mom's out of town,
wizard class is cancelled.
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[both] Yes!
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What does Mom being away have to
do with class being cancelled?
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I said Mom's away.
We can have some fun.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Hey, what's really fun is when
you give me my allowance.
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First we're gonna play something
I like to call Spell Roulette.
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Here's the book of spells.
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Each of you
randomly points to one,
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recites it
and then we see what happens.
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- I'll go first.
- [Dad] OK.
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Defleppard, Animalus.
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[barks]
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Now, this is Undo Dust.
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It undoes a spell when a wizard
forgets how to reverse it.
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What kind of wizard, Alex,
would be so ill-prepared, Alex,
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where they would forget
a reverse spell, Alex?
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What kind of jerk, Justin...
I'm good with just saying that.
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All right.
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OK, Alex, you're up.
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There you go.
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No, you can't just change it.
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- Yeah, no, it's not...
- She doesn't do the rules.
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Ooh! I like this one.
Rain on, chain on.
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Nice. And with that, I'll be out
spending my allowance.
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Sorry, Alex.
I don't have any cash on me.
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Guess you should've thought
your little plan through
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a little more carefully.
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Oh, I did.
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What? I'm part of your plan?
No! That's...
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Um, Dad, you owe Justin $25.
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Huh? Wait.
Alex, come back here! Come on!
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Wow. Alex, I really like
what you've done here.
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It's a very dramatic blend
of color and circles.
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Really? 'Cause I was just
painting this.
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Nice. Hey, everybody,
take a look at Alex's piece.
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Some of us are over-thinking
our projects a little too much
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and we could all follow Alex's
lead and be more spontaneous.
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I'll show you spontaneous.
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Let's skip this class and do
something more interesting,
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like watching the football team
learn how to read.
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- [bell rings]
- OK, good work, everybody.
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And, T.J., how about
for your next assignment
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you draw yourself a detention
slip and I'll sign it?
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And that is why
you are my favorite teacher.
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And do you know
why you're my favorite student?
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Because you'll hang back
after class and clean up.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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I don't like it,
but I respect it.
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Clean it up.
Wash it, scrub it down, oh, no.
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What did you just do?
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Um... I cleaned it, just like
you wanted. You're welcome.
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No, no, but that was fast.
That was almost instantaneous.
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That's because
I clean things competitively?
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And I am a champion
competitive cleaner.
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It was a really good class
today. You were great. OK, bye!
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Justin, I need you
to sign something for me.
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"Dear Coach Gunderson.
Please excuse Max from P.E."
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"He has mono-orangosis."
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I've never even heard
of mono-orangosis.
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Yeah, well, that's because it's
a very rare color blindness.
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- Oh, really?
- I can't see anything orange.
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I can't taste orange.
I can't even hear orange.
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In fact, I didn't hear
half of what I just said.
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Sure you don't wanna go with
something more realistic,
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like I'm-a-dumbadosis?
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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That's a really nice way to talk
to somebody with a disease!
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You have a disease?
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Why, yes, I do.
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- It's mono-orangosis.
- Oh, you poor baby.
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- You know, I've heard of that.
- You have?
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Well, that is kind of
impossible, but great.
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You're not gonna believe what
I set up for the sleep-over.
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We're gonna make
our own purses!
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We can sew on the buttons,
appliqués, ribbons.
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Oh, Harper,
this is gonna be so much fun.
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Oh, I just love
our slumber parties.
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Oh, me, too.
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[doorbell]
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Wouldn't that be awesome
if that was the pizza
we forgot to order?
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You're a wizard.
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I've been thinking about how
you cleaned up in class so fast,
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and there's
only one explanation.
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You are a wizard.
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No, I'm not.
Harper, am I a wizard?
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Alex? A wizard?
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Please. It's not like
she's got a magic flying carpet
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or can duplicate herself
or knows a spell to make
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a klutzy person not klutzy
when they work at their
sandwich shop.
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If she was a wizard,
she could do those things,
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but she doesn't,
so she isn't.
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Alex, please. I know that T.J.
from class is a wizard, too.
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- T.J.'s a wizard?
- Yes, T.J.'s a wizard.
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What other secrets
haven't you told me?
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Um, I'm not gonna
make a purse.
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Alex, I need your help.
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OK, I'm not saying
I'm a wizard,
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but what kind of help
are we talking about?
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T.J. and I dated
over the summer.
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[both] Ewww!
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It didn't end well
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and he turned me
into the worst thing
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that he could think of.
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A 40-year-old woman.
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- [gasps]
- No!
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I was a 16-year-old girl.
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Prove it.
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I can text 50 words a minute
without looking.
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I eat strawberry lip gloss
like it's candy.
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If I could dress like I was
going to the beach all the time,
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I would.
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Sounds more like a 14-year-old
girl, if you ask me.
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Alex, if you could
turn me back to 16,
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I would be your best friend.
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Uh-huh! Sorry, woman.
That position is filled.
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- I'm just saying.
- OK. Shh.
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Um, OK.
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There's only one way to find out
if you were a 16-year-old girl.
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I'm not saying I'm a wizard,
but I'll go get the Undo Dust,
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which undoes spells, if there
were such thing as spells.
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- And he's out of the chute.
- Oh, oh. Ah-ha-ha!
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What'd I tell you? Looks like
we got another Cat Man Don't!
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Ride him!
You gotta just get in there.
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Hold onto him. Wow!
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Ya-hoo! Come on.
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All right, Miss Majorhealey.
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When we sprinkle the dust, we'll
find out if you really are 16.
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Dang! She's cute.
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[squeals]
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Check me out!
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I'm back! I'm back!
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[squeals]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Do you have any
"shut your piehole" dust?
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Well, she's happy.
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Hey, you have to promise not to
tell anybody I'm a wizard, OK?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Whatever.
'Cause you did it!
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Look at me! I'm back!
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[squeals]
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I think I know
why T.J. broke up with her.
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So, T.J., heard a rumor
about you and Miss Majorhealey.
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Well, I'm not a fan,
but it's no rumor.
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I know you turned her
into a 40-year-old woman,
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so I turned her back.
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You what?! That is so not cool,
Alex. Not cool at all.
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And what happened between me and
Jenny is none of your business.
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Besides,
have you heard her squeak?
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OK, she's a bit of a squeaker,
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but what you did to her
is still wrong.
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It's wizards like you who
are almost gonna get us exposed.
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Alex, you've got a mouth on you.
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I was wondering
if you would help spread word
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that art class is cancelled.
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What? Why?
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Miss Majorhealey texted in
her resignation.
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Which is strange, 'cause I
didn't know my phone got texts.
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That's it? You're just
gonna cancel art class
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because you don't have
a teacher to teach it?
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That's kind of how schools work.
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But I love art.
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Maybe it's time to start loving
some other classes,
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like math or English
or science.
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Nobody likes a one-trick pony.
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Hey, Alex! Hey, Harper!
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Miss Major... Miss Majorhealey!
Where have you been?
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Did you know
that they cancelled art class?
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I know. I quit so I could
make up for the time I lost
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when I wasn't 15
and part of 16.
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Ooh! And call me Jenny.
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No, I don't wanna
call you Jenny.
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I wanna call you
Miss Majorhealey
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and I want you
to be my art teacher,
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so I can keep the one class
I love and stay off the streets.
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If there's one thing
I learned from being 40,
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it's that you don't need
a class to be artistic.
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And you need to stretch more.
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What about T.J.? Don't you wanna
rub it in his face you're back?
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Nothing ever feels
finished to me
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unless I rub it
in someone's face.
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And the other thing I learned
from when I was 40
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is that rubbing it in someone's
face doesn't get you anywhere.
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Really? Then I definitely
don't wanna get older. Uh-uh.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I have to go sell a car.
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Because I am no longer
a licensed driver.
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Hello. Thank you for coming
to Waverly Sub Station.
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My name is Justin.
Can I interest you
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in a half-sandwich
pickle spear combo?
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You're Misty May-Treanor.
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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Holy moly!
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[clears throat] Uh...
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Hey. What's up, Misty?
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Hi, trying-to-be-cool-guy.
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I'm looking for Max Russo.
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I'm sorry if he took your gold
medal but he likes shiny things.
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My niece, Chelsa, says
he's fighting mono-orangosis.
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I think I saw it on a telethon,
so I stopped by to cheer him up.
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Max. There's someone here you
need to explain something to.
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Hi, Max. I'm Misty May-Treanor.
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Oh, yeah? Prove it.
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How many fingers
am I holding up?
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- Uh, two.
- Oh, my gosh.
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You are Misty May-Treanor!
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- Whoa!
- I heard about your disease.
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I thought you would wanna take
your mind off it and hang out.
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OK. Come on.
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Oh, Justin, you can cover
my shift for me, right?
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No.
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Oh, I think you can.
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You got it, Misty.
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Mr. Laritate. Mr. Laritate,
you can't cancel art class.
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Life isn't just about facts and
figures, it's about expression.
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If kids don't express themselves
in a controlled environment,
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they'll just end up
on the streets.
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Russo, I'm impressed.
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Your passion for something
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besides getting
out of schoolwork
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warms this old cowboy's heart.
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- It does?
- Like a campfire.
240
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I should be able
to pull a few strings
241
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,500
and get things up and running
again at the old art corral.
242
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,400
Thank you, Mr. Laritate.
It really means a lot to me.
243
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,600
Ain't no thing
but a chicken wing.
244
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:10,400
Could you give this basket
to your ailing brother, Max?
245
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It has some of his favorite
knick-knacks and do-dads.
246
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,367
Yes, sir, Mr. Laritate.
I'll give Max the basket.
247
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He only said the basket.
248
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,033
Excuse me. Do you know
where I could find Max Russo?
249
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,033
Look, whatever he broke,
250
00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:42,200
you should have gotten
the extended warranty.
251
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,200
No, no, no.
252
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:50,467
- I'm Dwayne Johnson.
- Oh, you're Dwayne Johnson.
253
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,300
Well, the water fountain's
over there,
254
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,100
but I don't think
you should fix it.
255
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,367
It's funny when people
get squirted in the eye.
256
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,967
No, I'm sure it's funny, but...
257
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I'm Dwayne Johnson, the actor.
258
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Great. I'm Alex Russo,
259
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and my hobby is I like to
poke things with a stick.
260
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But I haven't figured out
how to make money with that yet,
261
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,033
so I'm in school.
262
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:16,600
Actors need a second job until
they make it. You're a plumber.
263
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,767
Actually, I'm not a plumber.
I've been in quite a few movies.
264
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Acting is my first and only job.
265
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,667
All right. Hope that works out
for you, then.
266
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Wow. Well, let me know if you
ever get into personal training.
267
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You're in shape.
What do you bench?
268
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- 450, but who's counting?
- Right.
269
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I could design
a cardio program for you.
270
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,033
- Oh, my gosh. That'd be great.
- You seem like a nice girl.
271
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I always do at first.
272
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Tell you what I'm gonna do.
273
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Let me go look at the fountain,
see if I can fix it.
274
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,233
Then I'm gonna go
look for Max Russo.
275
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,300
I heard about
his mono-orangosis.
276
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:58,500
It's terrible. I think I read
about that on the internets.
277
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,100
- I gotta go cheer him up.
- Right.
278
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,567
- I'll get back to you.
- OK.
279
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,700
Hey, everybody, look!
It's the famous actor,
280
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Dwayne Johnson,
fixing our fountain!
281
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:20,400
OK, here's your turkey on wheat
with a side of coleslaw
282
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and red and blue chips...
283
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:23,300
Dad! Misty May-Treanor is here
284
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,367
because Max pretended
to have a fake disease
285
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,567
that doesn't let him taste,
hear or see orange.
286
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,400
And people are giving him gift
baskets, and it's all wrong.
287
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,867
- Did you say Misty May-Treanor?
- Yes.
288
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,700
Whoa!
289
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,100
That was a spike.
290
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,033
Oh! Misty May-Treanor!
291
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,200
Is it? Misty May-Treanor!
292
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,834
Wow! You're... you.
293
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:57,200
Yes, I am.
294
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Mr. Russo, I can't even imagine
how rough it is
295
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,500
for you to deal with
what Max is going through.
296
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,100
Misty, there's something we all
need to tell you and I'm just...
297
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:14,934
Yes, yes.
It's very, very trying
298
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,600
to have a son
with this condition.
299
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Especially with
the furniture in this house.
300
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,934
What? Lies!
301
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:27,667
What makes it worse is when the
whole family's not supportive.
302
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:33,300
We... We're working on him.
He's in denial, so...
303
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,300
Dad, we're making salad.
Do you want a bowl?
304
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,133
Salad. Of course I would, son.
305
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,867
Justin, you mind covering
my shift down at the shop?
306
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,233
I think we're gonna be awhile.
307
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,600
No! I'm already working
a double, and this is...
308
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,000
- [doorbell]
- You wanna get the door, son?
309
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,100
Aunt Misty,
I just searched the internet
310
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,233
and there's no such thing
as mono-orangosis!
311
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:02,567
The truth!
312
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:06,400
You know, since the Olympics,
this has been happening a lot.
313
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,834
- You people are sick.
- No, Misty, wait!
314
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,467
- You have to sign my...
- Let it go.
315
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:12,667
- ..sign my son!
- No!
316
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,100
- Please! Misty!
- Not your son.
317
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,300
- Get out of the way! Misty!
- Come on. No!
318
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,867
So, here we are, T.J.
319
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:28,000
I got Jenny back and now
I got the art class back.
320
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,200
So I guess you can say
I'm kind of on a roll.
321
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,567
It gives me great pleasure
to announce
322
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,500
that I am going to be teaching
art class.
323
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,767
Wait.
324
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,300
You're teaching the class?
325
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,100
Yes, thanks to
your inspiring speech.
326
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,100
Oh. Now I'm on the roll.
327
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,800
All right, let's kick things off
with a little painting.
328
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,200
Today we're going to be
interpreting me.
329
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,467
Wearing my cowboy suit.
330
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,767
All right.
Please grab your brushes
331
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,200
and pay attention to detail.
332
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,100
Take your time and don't rush,
333
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,500
as art is all about pre-planning
334
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,500
and being exact.
335
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,600
But that's not art.
336
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,967
It is if Mr. Laritate,
our art teacher, says it is.
337
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,467
Brushes up!
338
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,767
And... begin.
339
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,734
Mr. Laritate, no offense,
340
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:42,967
but I... I don't think art
is about being exact.
341
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,667
It's about everyone's
individual interpretation.
342
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,734
Not here.
I'm the sheriff of this class
343
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:51,133
and I wanna see
everyone's replication
344
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:54,500
of the billowy wooliness
of my chaps.
345
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,734
[mouths]
346
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,233
Mr. Laritate, as much as I would
love painting your chaps,
347
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:10,300
I think art class should be
a little more creative.
348
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,400
A class where we can truly
express ourselves
349
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,300
in a way words can't.
350
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,400
If you think you have
a better interpretation
351
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,834
of what art class should be,
why don't you share it with us?
352
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,200
Right.
Everyone grab your brushes
353
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,800
and paint whatever you want.
354
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,300
Be creative,
spontaneous, passionate.
355
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,867
I'll show you passion.
356
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,500
Is that all you got?
357
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,400
Ha-ha!
358
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:58,467
Whoa, Nelly!
359
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,600
Alex, look what you did.
360
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,100
I'm so sorry, Mr. Laritate.
361
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,100
Miss Russo, I have never seen,
362
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,400
in all my years of teaching,
a student who...
363
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,900
I know, I know.
A student so disobedient,
364
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,000
who cares about
no one but herself, blah, blah.
365
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,367
I heard this last period.
366
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,400
No. I'm talking about a student
367
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,867
who showed so much passion
for what she believed in,
368
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,033
who probably surprised herself
369
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,233
but didn't surprise me at all.
370
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:32,233
Just look at what you inspired.
371
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,200
To reward you for
your dedication to this class,
372
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,834
I'm going to go out
and find you a real art teacher.
373
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,000
- You can be teacher's deputy.
- Great.
374
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,567
My first job as deputy is this.
375
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,500
T.J., why don't you take out
your sketch pad
376
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,834
and draw yourself
a detention slip?
377
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,800
I'll show you a detention slip.
378
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,066
Thank you.
That's exactly what I wanted.
379
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,300
That backfired.
380
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,500
OK, here's the melt you ordered
with no cheese.
381
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,467
So, technically,
it's just warm tuna.
382
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:15,200
Mom, Dwayne Johnson
is upstairs with Max
383
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,600
because he pretended
to have mono-orangosis again.
384
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,734
- Did you say Dwayne Johnson?
- Dwayne Johnson.
385
00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,400
Oh, my God!
386
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,834
[yells]
387
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:27,834
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
388
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,367
All these muscles
and I'm powerless
389
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:38,100
against your mono-orangosis.
390
00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:40,900
Dwayne Johnson!
391
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,667
Oh, my gosh! You are you!
392
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:47,200
Yes, I am. Mrs. Russo,
I'm so sorry to hear about Max.
393
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,500
- It's gotta be so rough on you.
- Oh, it's so tough.
394
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,300
I could just faint.
395
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,867
- Catch me, Dwayne.
- Sure. Yeah.
396
00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:58,734
[knocking]
397
00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,867
Oh!
398
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:09,567
I heard you were here. There's
no such thing as mono-orangosis.
399
00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:14,233
Ever since I became famous,
this is happening a lot.
400
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:16,233
You people are sick,
even you, Mom.
401
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,033
Let's go, Chelsa.
402
00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:21,767
- No.
- Give me this. Ungrateful.
403
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,300
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