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Sorry, kids, don't be upset,
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but I have to cancel
wizard class today.
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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Because you have
so many chores to do.
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[booing]
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Seriously, you have
a lot of chores to do.
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Oh, good.
Recycling is on the list.
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Uh-uh-uh. And one of the best
things about recycling is...
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...you get to use it again.
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[gasps] Mother.
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You told us to never
take things out of the garbage.
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Food. And I was talking
to your dad.
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These kids do not know how
to eat a chicken leg.
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There's another side.
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Dad, you know I love chores
because Alex hates them.
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But I can't do them today.
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I wanted to surprise you,
I'm gonna say it anyway,
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but I've been working
on my own spell
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for wizard certification.
I am.
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Oh, please.
Wizard certification?
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That sounds like something
people would make up
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who aren't very good
at making things up.
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My son, Justin Vincenzo
Pepe Russo.
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I've always wanted
my own spell.
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[laughs]
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Pepe. I can't get
enough of that.
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It makes fun of itself.
Pepe.
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This is so exciting.
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I want you to focus
on the spell.
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Alex and Max will
handle your chores.
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I can't do all these.
Harper and I
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are going to Creature Feature
Confidential tonight.
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They project a scary movie
on a side of a building.
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Oh, cool.
What movie?
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That's what makes it
confidential.
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No one knows the movie
or the location
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until you get the texts.
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Well, that's hardly
more important
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than Justin creating
an original spell.
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Thank you, Dad.
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Oh, and Alex,
when you vacuum the rug,
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try to leave a vertical
light/dark pattern.
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Mom loves that.
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I really do.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Wow. Justin,
I'm proud of you.
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Your new spell will make the
Russo name live on forever.
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Thought you said the Russo name
would live on because all
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- the grandchildren you'd have.
- Yeah, that'd be nice.
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A spell would be
great though.
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OK, I think it's ready.
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Stand back.
[clears throat]
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X, X, extra hand
Take a stand
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- Give us a hand!
- [thunderclap]
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Lightning.
It's alive!
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It's alive!
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Your new spell
is a woman's hand?
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I can't wait for
the grandchildren.
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[Justin] Dad, check it out.
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You know how you need an
extra hand around the house?
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OK, so you made an extra hand!
What's it do?
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It does all kinds
of things.
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Pretend you're a busy wizard
who needs help with something.
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All right. Uh...
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I could use a back scratch,
but because I'm so busy
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casting spells with these hands,
I'm...
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No, wait. I'm painting. I'm
painting with both hands.
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No, I know.
I'm trapped in a box.
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I've always wanted
to do this.
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Dad.
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Hand, do your thing.
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Ooh. Oh. Little down.
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Left. Left.
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Little down more.
Down.
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In... It's...
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Over... [laughs]
That tickles.
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The other way.
Oh, right there. Ah!
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Wow!
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That was awesome.
Thank you, Hand.
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Plus, it will tie your shoes,
iron your clothes,
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find your glasses,
and it's CPR certified,
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especially since medical
authorities agree
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that you don't need to use
mouth-to-mouth.
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Awesome work, Justin,
especially on the CPR thing.
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You know what? We should write
to the Superintendent of Spells
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- and get this certified.
- Yes.
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Hand!
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[laughs] Too slow.
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Nice one.
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Even the things I create
do that to me.
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Oh, no, I'm not falling
for that.
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Son.
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You know who I think
is really hot?
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The guy who invented
paper plates.
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Look on the bright side, Alex.
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After this, all you've got
to do is mop the floors,
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clean your room, wash the
windows, scrub the restaurant,
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and then you can go to
the Creature Feature movie.
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We're not going
to the movie, are we?
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Not unless you help me
break some of these dishes.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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Alex.
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There's a hand on your
dad's shoulder
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and it's not connected
to a body.
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I'm not sure whether I should
scream or laugh,
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so I'm going to do both
at the same time.
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[screaming, laughing]
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You know, Dad, normally,
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I'd say something to get
out of work right now,
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but that hand on your shoulder
is kinda freaking me out.
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This is Justin's spell.
It's called Helping Hand.
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- Will it slap him?
- No.
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Well, then it's no help to me.
[laughs]
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I designed it to lend a
helping hand to busy wizards.
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I'm so proud of you,
Justin.
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This spell is going to put the
Russo name on the wizard map.
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I've got something that'll put
our name on the wizard map.
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OK. How about a spell
to make clear plastic
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that's sticky on one side
and it helps wizards
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put drawings
on the refrigerator.
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I'll call it
Russo's Sticky Strips.
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You know, that sounds vaguely
similar to something
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that we have right here
called tape.
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Oh, man.
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This is even better
than mine.
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It has a convenient,
clear holder
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and a serrated edge
for clean cuts.
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All right. I got to prepare
for my presentation
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for the Superintendent
of Spells.
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- Gotta iron the shirt.
- No, no, son.
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You're too busy for that.
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Alex, add "iron Justin's shirt"
to your list.
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OK.
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"Burn Justin's shirt."
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Look, I'll help you and maybe
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we can get the work done
in time for the movie.
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That sounds like a good idea if
it wasn't for the "work" part.
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If only we had a box
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that contained a hand
that liked to work.
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I thought of that,
but I was hoping
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you wouldn't get there because,
you know, it's just trouble.
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[screaming, laughing]
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Harper, don't you ever hold back
another devious idea again.
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You're good at it and
you need to start owning it.
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Wow, Alex, I've never seen
your room so clean.
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I didn't even know
you had a desk.
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That's a desk?
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All right, nice work, Hand.
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I couldn't have done it
better myself.
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Probably because
you wouldn't have.
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Yeah, you got that right.
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[cell phone rings]
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It's the Creature Feature text!
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We are going to seeNight of
the Halloween Sorority Party
Disaster 3.
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Awesome. I heard it's
so scary that they have
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to have emergency medical
technicians standing by.
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Now all we need is the location
text and we're good to go.
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[creaks]
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Whoa. What do you
think you're doing?
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You're not done.
You've barely started.
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So roll up your sleeves
and give it some elbow grease.
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Oh, wait. You don't have
sleeves or elbows.
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Nope, nope.
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Stop it.
You are not... Ow!
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You're finishing the chores.
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Alex, it's OK.
She did a lot.
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You and I might be able
to finish the rest.
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Don't make
the freaky hand upset.
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No. She's got
to finish my chores
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or we don't get to go
to the movie.
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Then I don't think
we're going. Look.
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And I was going to get you a
manicure when you were done!
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You said you were gonna
make her give you a manicure.
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Shh.
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[Theresa] Hey, Maxy.
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You're not making an antenna to
talk to Martians again, are you?
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We're wizards.
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Why does everyone think it's
crazy that there's Martians?
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Oh, watch.
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Dad, don't you just hate it
when your back starts to itch
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while you're brushing
your teeth?
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Huh? No.
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How are your chores going?
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Then let me introduce you to
my brand new magical invention:
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The Russo Tooth and Back Brush.
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See, you can brush your teeth
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and scratch your back
at the same time.
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Max, that's not
a magical invention.
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Dad, come on. You know when
you scratch a good itch,
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it's pretty magical.
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Hey, is that
my back scratcher
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I keep between my
mattress and box spring?
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I need this for when your mom
pretends to be asleep
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and won't scratch my back.
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Well, I would, honey,
if you'd return the favor,
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but you're all like... done.
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You know what, I'm gonna come
up with something really good.
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You'll see.
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Alex, do you think we're
really going to catch
the hand this way?
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Of course we are.
It's a hand.
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It's a total knucklehead.
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[laughs] Get it?
It's not...
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[cell phone rings]
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It's the location text.
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We're gonna see the movie
on the Flat Iron Building.
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We've gotta finish
cleaning this place up.
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- We haven't caught the hand.
- Or done the chores.
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Why do you make it so hard
to take the easy way out?
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Alex, why do you make taking
the easy way out so hard.
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'Cause I like the easy
way out. Shh, there it is.
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[clatters]
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This thing is strong.
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Let's just put it back
in the box,
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finish cleaning,
and go to the movie.
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No way. Forget that.
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This hand is gonna
finish what it started.
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You stop it.
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Oh. Oh?
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Oh, so you don't do
windows? We'll see about that.
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Ha. Who's cleaning now?
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The hand, that's who.
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Ha.
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Alex, aren't you doing
all the work?
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No. I'm working hard to make
sure the hand does all the work.
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Duh!
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Are you sure you're not
doing all the work?
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Harper, what are you not
getting? Don't you see her?
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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That's everything on the list.
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00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,600
I think it's tired.
Fine. I'm done with you.
248
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,600
Justin isn't. He needs the hand
for his presentation.
249
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,500
It'll be okay. I'll just put it
back in its box,
250
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,700
she'll get some rest
and we can get to our movie.
251
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:17,400
[Theresa] Wow.
252
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,400
Alex, this place
is spotless.
253
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,300
Did Harper help you?
254
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,667
Why does everyone find it
so hard to believe
255
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,700
that I did this
all by myself?
256
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,467
You see, doesn't it feel good
to do all your chores?
257
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,400
Have fun at your movie.
258
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:41,300
Alex, you better put that thing
back in the box.
259
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,500
Where is it? It was
right here on the counter.
260
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,500
Justin must have
taken it back
261
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,100
into the lair for his
presentation.
262
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,767
Then how are you supposed to
get it back in the box?
263
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,500
I have an idea.
264
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,233
[exhales] Okay, Justin, let's
go through your presentation
265
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:07,033
one more time before
the superintendent gets here.
266
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:10,767
You seem a little nervous.
267
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,700
Are you sure
it's not you?
268
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,800
Oh, I am. You're right.
269
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,667
- I feel faint.
- OK, sit down.
270
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,400
Let's take a seat.
Breathe. Breathe.
271
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,900
No, it's OK.
I'm all right, son.
272
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,467
You, you go ahead.
273
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,467
[Jerry] Alex, are you done
with your chores?
274
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,834
Uh, yeah, just one more thing
I need to take care of.
275
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,600
Well, we're busy rehearsing.
Get out.
276
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,200
Oh, let me hear it.
Maybe I can give you a hand.
277
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,467
OK, fine.
[clears throat]
278
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,567
I created Helping Hand
for wizards who like
to multi-task.
279
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,600
So, with Helping Hand
you can do a number of things
280
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,133
at the same time.
281
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,600
Alex, are you all right?
282
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,400
Yeah, my hand just
fell asleep.
283
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:57,600
[whirring]
284
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
The Superintendent's here.
285
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,734
All right.
Well, good luck.
286
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,800
I'm off to the movie you said
I could go to when I'm done
287
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,100
and I'm done,
so I'm off to the movie.
288
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,400
Oh, Alex. No.
289
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,934
Your brother could use an
audience. You have to stay.
290
00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:11,934
You can help with some
"oohs" and "ahhs."
291
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:14,300
But the movie's
about to start.
292
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,600
Alex, your brother needs you.
293
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,600
[whirring]
294
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,567
[coughs]
295
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,300
OK, uh. "Russo, Justin."
296
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,200
- Yes.
- You're next.
297
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,200
- Shall we?
- Come on in.
298
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,100
Uh, Superintendent Spellman,
may I offer you
299
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,400
a selection of meats
from around the world?
300
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,700
Are you trying to bribe me
with meat that's sweating
more than you are?
301
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,133
[laughs]
302
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,233
Let's get started.
303
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,900
Ooh. Ahh.
304
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,967
Alex, you have to wait
for the presentation.
305
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,100
Man, my dogs are tired.
306
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,834
I've got to air
these puppies out.
307
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:56,000
I can't do this at the office
or I have to fill out a form.
308
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,300
OK, let's get to it.
309
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,900
- Uh, yes, let's get to it.
- Right away, sir.
310
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,867
Who wants iced tea?
311
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:07,500
I'd love some iced tea.
312
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,033
Oh, great.
313
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,000
[chuckles]
314
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,200
Tastes like somebody washed
their hands in this.
315
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,233
Oh.
316
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,400
I'm really thirsty.
317
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,233
OK, here we go.
318
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:36,000
[exhales] I created the
Helping Hand for wizards
who like to multi-task.
319
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,934
Ooh.
320
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,734
[Justin] So...
321
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:42,400
You're answering your wand
phone with one hand,
322
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400
while battling a dragon
with the other.
323
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,900
Then suddenly
your feet get tired.
324
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,200
No problem for
the Helping Hand.
325
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,300
How about a foot rub?
326
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,000
[snoring]
327
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,133
Foot rub.
328
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,767
- [continues snoring]
- No problem for Helping Hand.
329
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:10,934
I said, "No problem
for the Helping Hand."
330
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,834
I haven't got
a lot of time.
331
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,600
Either your spell works
or it doesn't.
332
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,200
Oh, no, it works,
I've seen it.
333
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,400
Wake up!
Rub his feet.
334
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:24,367
Um. I know, why don't I just
get it started here.
335
00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:29,367
Ooh. Ahh.
336
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,367
Come on, you're supposed
to be helping people.
337
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,600
[grunts]
338
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,934
A spell with an attitude?
339
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:44,500
I might be able to overlook it,
if it actually worked.
340
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600
[chuckles]
341
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,100
Ow!
342
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,934
This is not looking good
for you guys.
343
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,300
Sorry.
344
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,200
Bad, bad.
345
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:09,100
Introducing
the Cooperative Foot.
346
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,000
Really? Now?
347
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,200
I can't believe I'm about
to say this but Alex,
do something.
348
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,700
If you ever feel like kicking
something but you're too tired?
349
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,300
Jerry! What are you doing?
He just wants your attention.
350
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:29,834
Oh, I'm sorry.
Alex, zap him back.
351
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,867
In about a half an hour.
352
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,000
[grunting]
353
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,133
We have to leave for
the movie right now.
354
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:41,033
We'll end up
sitting in the bushes
355
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,934
looking up from
the bottom of the wall.
356
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,300
I know, I'm trying.
357
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,967
We need to wait for a little
more chaos and we can sneak out.
358
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,300
[strains]
359
00:18:55,300 --> 00:19:00,066
Uh, Superintendent Spellman,
I am so sorry.
360
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,567
I had no idea that any of
this would happen.
361
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,400
This morning, the hand was...
362
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,734
- ...so helpful.
- Just give my son a minute.
363
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,567
I'm sure we'll be able
to work this out.
364
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:12,600
OK, I'm backing out.
I'm backing out. And I'm out!
365
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,233
You can't leave Justin
like this.
366
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,233
He created the Helping
Hand to help others,
367
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,934
but instead you used it
to help you.
368
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,200
- Don't you feel responsible?
- Don't you?
369
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,967
You're my best friend.
You know I'm up to no good
370
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:28,834
all the time. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
371
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,100
- Alex.
- Harper.
372
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,567
Oh, I hate it
when you're right.
373
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:38,367
Excuse me,
don't go anywhere.
374
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,200
I just need a moment
with the Helping Hand.
375
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,500
Alex, what are you doing?
It's over.
376
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,467
Fixing something.
The kind of thing you told me
not to tell you
377
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:48,667
because you don't want to get
involved and then...
I'll be right back.
378
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,133
Look, Hand. My brother
worked really hard on you.
379
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,400
Just because I don't enjoy
hard work doesn't mean
380
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,367
I don't appreciate it
when I see it.
381
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,934
Besides,
you're mad at me.
382
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:18,467
Don't hate him because you
hate me, we're nothing alike.
383
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,100
Believe me.
384
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,200
Please do this for Justin.
385
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,800
And for me. Oh!
386
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,100
OK, fine.
Only for Justin.
387
00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:51,100
- And we are back on track.
- Hand, do your thing.
388
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,567
Oh! Oh!
Yeah, down.
389
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:57,200
Down, down. Oh!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
390
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,667
Oh, ooh, ooh, right there.
391
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:02,233
Right there. Right there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, oh.
392
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,967
Mama.
393
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,767
Do you mind if I show this
to the board?
394
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,300
They're always looking
for a good back scratcher
at the wizard gift shop.
395
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,300
Whoa. Oh, that was crazy.
396
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,500
I sold the foot,
made a fortune, lost it,
397
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,033
brought a hundred-year-old man
from India back to life,
398
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,100
and got a new nickname.
399
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,734
Anyway, I'm gonna go
to bed.
400
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:35,467
Wait, Max.
401
00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,934
Listen, you know I'm proud
of you too, right?
402
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:40,900
Dad, I know.
The man from India told me.
403
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,500
He also said that one day humans
are gonna have gills again.
404
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,400
Can't wait!
405
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,233
Gills.
406
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,600
He makes it so hard
to be proud.
407
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,667
You know, I never thought
I'd say this but,
408
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:04,200
Night of the Halloween Sorority
Party Disaster 3was better
than one or two.
409
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,133
Aren't those girls
ever going to graduate?
410
00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:11,200
We did it!
We got the spell certified!
411
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,934
- [laughs] We did it!
- I did it.
412
00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:16,967
We did it!
We blew their minds!
413
00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,900
- [laughs]
- [Harper] Oh, my gosh.
414
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,567
You think your dad's gonna
make those stairs?
415
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:22,800
No way.
416
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,400
- Let's laugh.
- [both laugh]
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