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Alex, can you give me a hand?
I got one more piece left.
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Whoa!
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[chuckles] Ooh.
You better fix that.
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Alex! I just went through
a whole horn of unicorn glue.
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Do you know how many hornless
unicorns are running around
because of this lamp?
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Yes, and now
they're called ponies.
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You remember what those were,
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you were scared of them
until last year.
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I don't care what anyone says,
those things are dangerous.
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I'll just fix it the way
it should've been fixed
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in the first place.
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Red Skies at night
Fix it right!
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[wand powering down,
sputtering]
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Wait...
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Alex, your wand just
shorted the system out.
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Dad, did you forget to pay
the wizard power bill?
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Not this time. I haven't missed
once since we can pay by wand.
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The wizard world is experiencing
rolling blackouts.
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- We don't have our powers?!
- Just temporarily.
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Someone left the door open
at the wizard power plant.
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All the dragons got out.
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It's gonna be a while
till they get back.
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More importantly,
why did you break the lamp?
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Look, we could talk about
who broke the lamp,
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and spend all our time
on whose fault it was,
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or we could just live in the
moment, where Justin fixes it.
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Now, I don't know
about you,
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but I choose to live in
the moment and move on.
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- Who's with me?
- Yeah, nobody.
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Justin, just fix the lamp
before Mom gets back
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- from her spa weekend.
- Da... [sighs]
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Sleep with one eye open tonight.
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[mutters
indistinctly]
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Ooh, what's that, Daddy?
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Spare parts for
Justin's robot wife?
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It's a Wizinko machine.
I was going to demonstrate it,
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but since powers are down
it's gonna have to wait.
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What's it supposed to do?
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It turns
two-dimensional photos
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into three-dimensional copies.
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Maybe it can take Justin's
two-dimensional personality
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- and turn that into something.
- That didn't make any sense.
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But were you hurt
a little bit?
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- A little.
- Yeah, then it made sense.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ You can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Dude, what is going on?!
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Did the pretty bus
break down outside,
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or do I have another
stye in my eye?
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No, it's Fashion Week.
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There's models all over
New York City.
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Hey, maybe we can get a couple
of these girls to play some
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Dungeons & Gargoyles
with us.
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All right, but we're
gonna need a plan.
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Something better than following
the girls around for an hour,
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and just when we're ready
to speak to them, we wimp out,
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make up some lame excuse like
we're tying our shoes,
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and then go see a movie
we've already seen four times.
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I don't know, bro,
Robert Downey, Jr.
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is so good in that movie.
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- He is so good.
- You know what
I'm talking about?
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- No, Zeke. We gotta do this.
- All right.
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I don't want to end up
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the male equivalent
of chicks with cats.
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Hey, I have a cat.
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We gotta do this now.
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Alex?
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I just scored the gig
of a lifetime,
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working for world-famous
designer, Mr. Frenchy.
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Wow. I just ate
a bunch of sugar.
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I guess we're both
having good days.
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Come on,
this is a big deal.
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I was picked out of
five thousand applicants
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to work with him.
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If I do a good job,
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it could jump-start
my career in design.
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Imagine... the whole world
dressed like me.
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Yeah, I don't have
an imagination that big.
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Mr. Frenchy is known for
his one-of-a-kind designs,
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and he's trusted me with
this year's newest creation.
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Wait, is he
that dude that made
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that credit card dress
you showed me last year?
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Yeah, and the playing card dress
and the balloon dress...
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Actually, the balloon
dress didn't work out,
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'cause there was also a dress
made out of porcupine needles.
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[laughs]
I remember that dress.
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It is so funny when people
you don't know explode.
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Mr. Frenchy
doesn't want anyone
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taking pictures of it
before the show,
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so he trusted me with it,
because no one would guess
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his high school
intern had it.
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- Wow. Let me see.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No one sees.
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I need you to use magic to lock
this up in a magic lock box,
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or a magic
treasure chest or...
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Oh, how about
a magic dress vault?
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That would be perfect!
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Yeah, too bad
that doesn't exist.
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- Plus, my powers are down.
- That stinks. Well, bye.
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Harper...
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I can still help you.
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You can keep it in my room.
It'll be safe there.
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- OK, well, bye.
- Harper?
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Do you really want to
make me use a bunch of words
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to confuse you
into letting me keep it?
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No. Here.
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Thank you. You just
saved us a lot of time.
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Cute.
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Are you trying to walk
like a model?
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No. Are you trying to look like
a waiter at Fiesta Grande?
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- What's with the tray?
- What's with the dress?
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- I asked you first.
- A series of small snacks
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is healthier than gorging
yourself at meals. Your turn.
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It's an original,
one-of-a-kind Mr. Frenchy
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that Harper's trusted me with
until the fashion show.
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You think that the best way
to protect the dress
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is by prancing around
your room wearing it?
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What if someone, like me, were
to come along and go, "Whoa!"
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Justin, stop!
That's not funny.
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Oh, but this is.
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[guffaws]
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You're right.
This is funny.
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So funny.
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But you know what's funnier?
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How much I love my sister!
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Justin, no! Stop!
Let me down.
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[gasps]
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Turn the music down.
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[slurping]
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Dude! When are we going
to make our move?
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We've been sitting
here forever.
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We're not just sitting here,
we're coming up with a plan.
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I read that supermodels
love guys who are connected.
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Oh! I'm totally connected.
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I get ten percent off
at the Puzzle Zoo.
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Why don't we
hold on to that one?
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Follow my lead.
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[clears throat]
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[laughs] Hey.
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Hi.
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So, my dad owns
this place.
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- Just sayin'.
- He says stuff.
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Would you like a free refill
on one of those beverages?
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-Gratis.
- Sure.
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You guys are kinda weird.
I like it.
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You do?
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Well, I get ten percent off
at the Puzzle Zoo.
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I love the Puzzle Zoo.
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[both squeaking]
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[clears throat,
chuckles]
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- My dad owns this place.
- You already said that.
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I get ten percent off
at the Puzzle Zoo.
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- You already said that.
- Can you give us a moment?
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[chuckles]
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It's going great!
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No. We need something
more to talk about.
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All right,
well, I mean...
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One more punch and
I get a free smoothie.
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Perfect.
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Where'd they go?
To the bathroom?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Why don't you stay here
and wait for 'em.
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OK.
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Justin lied. There's no story
about me in here.
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Hey, Alex.
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Hey, Harper...
[chuckles]
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I want the bad news first.
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How did you know what
I was going to say?
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I figured out your
"good news, bad news" smile
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a week after I met you.
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OK, so I need
to figure out a way
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to make "I ruined the dress"
sound not so bad.
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You ruined the dress?!
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After you made me
give it to you?
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I got the opportunity
of a lifetime here,
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and it's about
to blow up in my face.
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Look, we could talk about
who ruined the dress...
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You did.
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Or, we could live
in the moment.
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Now, I choose to live in
the moment and move on.
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- Are you with me?
- Only because I have to be,
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because you're the one
who got us in trouble.
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Great, we're moving on.
It's good.
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Finkle. Where's my schmata?
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Mr. Frenchy, I need
to tell you something.
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Your tone implies
it won't be pleasant.
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And Frenchy's in no mood
to hear anything unpleasant.
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I just spent an hour
looking for my Bluetooth.
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It was in my ear the whole time.
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OK, then.
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Tell him something
pleasant, Alex.
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We have black and white
cookies today.
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I was hoping to hear
something about my newest
one-of-a-kind dress.
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I hope it's in a
temperature-controlled room.
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The thing about
your dress is...
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- Is...
- That it's totally fine.
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She's doing
such a great job.
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You picked the
right girl for this.
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I guess I did,
whoever you are.
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I knew I could
count on you, Finkle.
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- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, excuse me.
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I'm receiving communications.
Go for Frenchy.
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Alex, oh, my gosh.
This is great.
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You have a plan for what
to do about the dress?
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Yeah. Like I said, my plan
is "moving on" from the dress.
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Moving on? You really think
that's gonna work?
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Finkle,
we're in trouble.
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He's on to us.
I knew this wasn't gonna work.
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They double booked the location
for my fashion show.
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My show is... is...
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In situations like this,
I usually say, "hosed."
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...hosed!
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Mr. Frenchy, why don't you
have the fashion show here?
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Here? I don't even know
what this place is.
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Is it a subway station
or a sandwich shop?
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It's one-of-a-kind,
just like you.
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Who else would have an amazing
high-fashion fashion show
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at a sandwich shop?
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00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,100
Or we could have it
at my house.
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My mom just put plastic slip
covers in the living room,
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so we're allowed in now.
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But no shoes.
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00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:13,233
Oh, that's great. Let's
have it at the sandwich shop.
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- Problem solved.
- Excellent.
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One more good idea and I might
bother to learn your name.
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It's Alex.
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I'd prefer something
like Daphne. Chew on it.
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Great, you solved that problem.
But what about the dress?
244
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,734
[sighs]
I know. I know.
245
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:36,000
- Moving on.
- Thank you.
246
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,834
When this place
is crawling with models
247
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,400
and his fashion show
is going great
248
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,000
he'll have forgotten
all about his little dress.
249
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
You're telling me he's
going to forget all about
250
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,700
his one-of-a-kind dress that he
trusted me to guard with my life
251
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,300
just 'cause there's
a show going on?
252
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,100
Wow. Someone's not moving on.
253
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,300
[slurps]
254
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,900
Let's go, people.
We've only got two hours.
255
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:11,200
And no one's even sweating.
Except this guy.
256
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,667
Hi. I'm the owner. Look, this
place has never been busier.
257
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,033
I just want to thank you
for choosing my restaurant
258
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,100
for your fashion show.
259
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,700
Oh, so this is
a sandwich shop?
260
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,867
I just ignored the big
subway car standing back there.
261
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,400
Oh, sandwiches.
262
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,700
No, don't eat these.
They're bad.
263
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,600
I made these
a couple of days ago.
264
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,834
Then I lost them,
but then I found them.
265
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,600
Excuse me while I pretend
to take a phone call.
266
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,100
Go for Frenchy.
267
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,033
Oh, Alex, honey,
do me a favor.
268
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:43,300
Get rid of these sandwiches.
They're no good.
269
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,934
I'm all about helping.
270
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,867
Oh, my gosh.
This might actually work.
271
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,500
He hasn't asked me
about the dress.
272
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,567
See, that's the beauty
of moving on.
273
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,100
I've got to get rid
of these sandwiches.
274
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,100
My dad said
they weren't good.
275
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,133
Or they can get
rid of them for me.
276
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,967
All right,
less work for me. Good.
277
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,934
I wish we lived in a world
where you could just walk up
to a model and be like,
278
00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:10,000
"What's up? You want to play
Dungeons & Gargoyles with us?"
279
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,834
Sure, that
sounds like fun.
280
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,367
Can my friends come?
281
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,567
You don't play
Dungeons & Gargoyles.
282
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,367
Oh, just because I'm beautiful,
means I can't be smart?
283
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,200
Or an eleventh level cleric?
284
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,600
- Hot.
- Hot.
285
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,033
When you guys are finished
with your sandwiches,
286
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,233
we'll go upstairs and play.
287
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,700
- Did that just happen?
- I am not sure.
288
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,033
I'm gonna put some
cologne on just in case.
289
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,300
[scoffs] Cologne.
290
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,734
My shower soap
has scent built right in.
291
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,467
- Three!
- Uh-oh!
292
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:50,500
I love this game.
293
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500
So you're in the cavern
and you can either use
294
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,233
- your plus three sword or...
- My magic missile spell.
295
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,300
Nicely played. I forgot
you had a bag of weapons.
296
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600
Can I just say,
297
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,400
we're playing Dungeons
& Gargoyles with models?
298
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,967
You've said that
every five minutes.
299
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,133
I'm gonna keep saying it
until it's proven
not to be true.
300
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,200
Yeah!
301
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh! There they are.
302
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,467
Guys, we need the girls
downstairs to get ready.
303
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,700
No, Alex.
Not till we're done.
304
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,500
[stomach gurgles]
305
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,367
That's a pretty awesome
gargoyle noise.
306
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:28,600
That's not a gargoyle noise,
that's my tummy.
307
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,033
I don't think
I'm feeling too well.
308
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,767
- Where's the bathroom?
- Through that door.
309
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,967
[retching, coughing]
310
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:45,900
Uh-oh! Hearing people getting
sick makes me get sick.
311
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,300
[grunts]
312
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,000
What's wrong with them?!
Why are thy sick?!
313
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,200
I don't know.
314
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,400
- Did they eat something bad?
- No.
315
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,600
All they ate were
these sandwiches that
Dad said didn't taste good.
316
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,467
Did he say they didn't taste
good or they were no good?
317
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,934
- What's the difference?
- [retching]
318
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,967
Way to go. You ruined my
one shot with these girls.
319
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,767
I'm coming ladies.
I got hair ties.
320
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,033
How are we supposed
to have a fashion show
321
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,800
to distract Mr. Frenchy
from the fact
322
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,233
that we ruined his dress,
when all the models are sick?
323
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,800
Hmm.
324
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,400
Somehow we've moved on all the
way back around to the dress.
325
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,934
[sputtering, powering up]
326
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,734
I think I have an idea.
Magic's back.
327
00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:31,967
Since we don't
have a lot of time,
328
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,934
we're gonna skip the part
where I do magic badly,
329
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,000
and just make it all work out.
330
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,100
- We can skip that part?
- We'll see.
331
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,900
I just need to get one thing
from Justin's room to help us.
332
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,233
Why are we in your room to
get stuff from Justin's room?
333
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:49,033
Because we're getting stuff from
the box under my bed that says,
334
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,000
"Justin's Favorite Things
from His Room."
335
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,700
I steal this stuff to make up
for the times he's annoyed me.
336
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,967
Hey, a Captain Jim Bob
Sherwood lunch box.
337
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:01,600
I took that one
because the actual
338
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,133
Captain Jim Bob
Sherwood just died,
339
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,934
and the price for that thing
went through the roof.
340
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,100
One poster of supermodel Bibi
Rockford, and we're good to go.
341
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,800
But how...
I'm tired of fighting.
342
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,600
Let's just do it,
whatever it is.
343
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,734
We're gonna make a magical
copy of Bibi Rockford.
344
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,500
[whirring]
345
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,967
Wow. She's even
prettier in person.
346
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:44,000
Thanks for taking me off
your brother's wall.
347
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,500
He was always staring at me.
348
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,467
- Why am I still holding this?
- [chuckles]
349
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:53,767
This is so great.
350
00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,400
The only thing that'd
make it better is if
351
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,467
we had the newspaper dress
for Mr. Frenchy.
352
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,200
One step ahead of you.
353
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,000
Lucky for you I took a picture
of myself in the dress.
354
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,300
Goodness, I do look good
in that dress.
355
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,967
Bibi Rockford, come on,
put that dress on.
356
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,400
We've got a
fashion show to save.
357
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,100
No. I like this dress.
358
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,867
Alex, can I talk to you
over there for a second?
359
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,400
Sure.
360
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,900
We brushed elbows
when we were getting
sick at the same bowl.
361
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,967
It was hot and gross
at the same time.
362
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,100
Excuse me. Can someone
direct me to Hair and Makeup?
363
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,900
Oh, my gosh.
Bibi Rockford.
364
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,500
Oh, it's you.
365
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,900
- Don't stare at me.
- Sorry.
366
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,967
Dungeons & Gargoyles?
I love this game. Can I play?
367
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:01,300
Do all models play
Dungeons & Gargoyles?
368
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,133
No, but all supermodels do.
369
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,734
It's a great stress reliever
from being, I don't know, super.
370
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,200
- Where did you come from?
- From Justin's room.
371
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,200
All right, Justin!
372
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,133
My room... Sweet!
373
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,900
Alex!
374
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,567
Are we going to talk about
playing Dungeons & Gargoyles,
375
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:29,200
or are we going to go on
this quest for the
Gold Dragon's treasure?
376
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,000
I'd be OK if the world
ended right now.
377
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,934
Well, you better be
'cause it might, OK?
378
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,767
Wow, you really convinced
yourself to get that dress off.
379
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,734
I have this pressure point in my
shoulder that only I know about.
380
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:50,100
Come on, Bibi Rockford. We've
got a fashion show to save.
381
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,300
I'm tired of modeling.
382
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:57,033
All that walking up and down,
up and down. It's boring.
383
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,133
I'd rather play
Dungeons & Gargoyles.
384
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,100
Wait a minute, Bibi Rockford
is playing your game.
385
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,900
You used magic
to turn her into a geek.
386
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,033
You used magic to bring
my poster to life.
387
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,100
Fine. I used magic.
388
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,400
Tell her the game is over,
she has to go downstairs
to save the fashion show.
389
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,033
I guess I could, but aren't
you the one always saying
390
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,767
that when things go bad,
you should just move on?
391
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,867
Pull up a chair, play some
Dungeons & Gargoyles
392
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,567
and have a big bowl
of "moving on."
393
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,767
- Is that what I sound like?
- Yes! Oh, sorry.
394
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,300
That question
was for you, Justin.
395
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,100
Yes.
396
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,400
If I say I'm sorry for stealing
your stuff, you'll help?
397
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,967
- Yes.
- That "sorry" didn't count?
398
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,600
- Nope.
- Fine. I'm sorry. We done?
399
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,667
I want my Captain Jim Bob
Sherwood lunch box back.
400
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,934
- Fine.
- Thanks. I'm on it.
401
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,600
Sorry, Zeke, your cloak
of invisibility ripped,
402
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,600
- you've been exposed.
- Oh, my gosh, I'm blushing.
403
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,200
- Game's over, people.
- What? No way, Jose. No.
404
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,700
Yes way. I'm behind and
I'm a sore loser. See?
405
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,000
No!
406
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,367
You fool! What have you done?
No! [sobbing]
407
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,200
I did what I
had to do, Zeke.
408
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,600
OK... Come on,
Bibi Rockford, let's go.
409
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,967
Leave my brother and his
weird friend to themselves.
410
00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:15,600
[continues sobbing]
411
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,834
Fine, but if I'm gonna
walk the runway, so are you.
412
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,600
[scoffs] No, that's not
gonna happen. No.
413
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,500
[sobs] Right, my friend is not
gonna give up her dignity
414
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,567
for the sake
of my fashion career.
415
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,600
She'd rather just move on
and live in the...
416
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,300
- Fine. We'll do it.
- Thanks! You're the best!
417
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,800
[dance music plays]
418
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,567
[cheering]
419
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,667
I don't know how you did it,
Finkle, but you did it.
420
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,200
You got Bibi Rockford,
and you saved my show.
421
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,133
I think I'm gonna keep
you around for a while.
422
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:07,367
Thanks, Mr. Frenchy.
You can call me Harper.
423
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,867
Not good for Frenchy.
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