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[playing softly]
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What was the name of that song?
Stop, You're Hurting My Ears?
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Yes, it's off my new CD
calledAlex Is A Cow, Moo.
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Hey, we have
a sister named Alex!
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All right, everybody,
listen up.
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For today's lesson,
we have a special guest
from the wizard world
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coming to talk to you guys
about a very important subject:
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The future.
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Oh. You mean
two minutes from now,
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when I'll be faking a stomach
ache to get out of this lesson?
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No, I'm talking about
you kids finding jobs one day.
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Oh! Stomach ache. Look at that,
it came two minutes early.
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Mr. Stuffleby! Welcome.
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Kids, I'd like you to meet your
new wizard guidance counselor.
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Oh. Hate to be impolite, but
what's up with your face, dude?
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My mother
is one quarter gargoyle.
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It's a bit distracting,
but you'll get used to it.
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Not likely. I'm not
even used to Justin's face.
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As you all know,
one of you is destined
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to win the family
wizard competition,
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thus becoming an adult wizard
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and going on to live
a life of incredible
excitement and adventure.
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That will probably be me.
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Two of you, on the other hand,
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will lose your powers forever,
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instantly becoming
ordinary human beings,
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completely average
and unremarkable
in every conceivable way.
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Like your father.
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- No offense.
- Too late.
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[laughs]
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So, in the event that you lose
the wizard competition,
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I've been sent here to see
to it that you each establish
an acceptable backup plan,
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or "Plan B,"
one that is... Yes?
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Does it hurt to always
be smiling like that?
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Actually, it's more
of a numb feeling.
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But back to my point.
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Like all young wizards,
you must choose mortal jobs
that will provide you... Yes?
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Do bugs ever go in your mouth?
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All the time.
Especially dragonflies.
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But remember, I'm part gargoyle,
so they're delicious.
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Are there any other questions?
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That don't involve my face.
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I don't see this going well.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease
Yes, please ♪
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♪ You might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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What are you doing
with my guitar?
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Nothing.
You're using it in a band.
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My band. Because my Plan B
is to be a famous
rock and roll drummer.
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[laughs] Drummer? You never
even playPattycakeright.
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You still don't get it.
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I wanted to hit you in the face.
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I'm busy with my own Plan B.
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I'm gonna make money
touring the world
beating robots at chess.
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Look, Justin, I didn't want
to have to say this,
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but you're really good
at guitar.
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Well...
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I've always known I had
something special musically.
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I've just been too
afraid to admit it.
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You're not just
manipulating me, are you?
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No. Great. So then
I guess we're in a band.
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Band? With me...?
[scoffs] No.
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All I need is me.
And my soulful lyrics.
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And my bare feet in
a sandbox on the CD cover.
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And a fishing net with, like,
shells and treasure in it.
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Well, why don't
you use that net
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to catch the one person
that'll buy your album.
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Good one.
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Hey, honey.
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Um... Any luck
figuring out your Plan B?
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Well, I've decided
to follow my dream and
be a professional drummer.
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A drummer? This assignment
is about you finding
something practical.
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Stuffleby's gonna
be back here on Thursday.
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And he may seem all smiles,
but he's not.
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Dad, come on.
Didn't you ever have a dream?
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Yes, a practical dream.
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To own and operate my own
subway-themed sandwich shop.
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And look at me now.
Living the dream.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Well, Alex has decided
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- that her backup plan
is to be a musician.
- Cool.
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- I was just gonna work
at the Sub Station.
- That's my boy.
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But Alex's idea is way better.
I'll do that instead.
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- [laughs]
- Wait. Who's gonna
run the Sub Station?
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That's the only reason
we had you kids!
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Not you.
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♪ Oh, I would
run a kilometer for you ♪
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♪ And on my little
thermometer for you ♪
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♪ I'm burning up ♪
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[whispers] In Celsius.
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♪ Oh, metric system
Metric system ♪
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♪ If there are better systems
I must've missed 'em
Oh, metric system ♪
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♪ Metric system
If there are better systems
I must've missed them ♪
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Mom? [laughs]
What are you doing?
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I'm harmonizing
with my eldest son.
Didn't that give you chills?
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And the creep-outs.
[laughs]
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Oh, my gosh. You know what?
We should form a band!
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What do you say? We'll call
ourselves Mother and Son,
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so we don't get confused
as brother and sister.
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Oh... no.
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I... can't.
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Why not?
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Because I'm
already in a band
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and that wouldn't be right.
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- With who?
- [drums banging]
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This drumming thing
is gonna be so easy.
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- With Alex.
- Alex?
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- Justin said you guys
are in a band together.
- He did?
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Yeah, and that's why he
can't be in a band with me.
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Now, I'm caught up.
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That's right, Mom.
Justin is in a band with me.
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Well, that's too bad 'cause...
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♪ Mother and son
Mother and son
We could've sung ♪
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♪ Last chance to be
in a band with me ♪♪
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- Thanks. I owe you one.
- Oh, I know.
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Welcome to the band.
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Mom, I brought
you the newspaper.
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Or... possibly flowers.
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Oh. Thanks, honey. These are
nice, but I kind of wanted
the coupons from the paper.
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- Max, what are you doing?
- I'm practicing to be a
magician, same as you guys.
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- [both laugh]
- That's great, Max.
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But we said "musician,"
not "magician."
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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Maybe Dad's right.
Less talking more listening.
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But it's just so hard to listen
with all this money in my ears.
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OK, since this
is our first band practice,
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there are things
we gotta figure out.
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Right. Band outfits.
Way ahead of you.
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No.
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I was thinking we'd do
sort of a punk-rock thing.
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Oh! What about this?
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Or maybe...
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You didn't want to use
this one for the band, did you?
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Nope. [laughs]
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OK, we need to figure out
what we want to sound like.
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For example, I like soft,
meaningful guitar plucking.
And I like to play barefoot.
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It shows how
I fight conventions.
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Walk outside barefoot,
you'll be fighting infections.
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Convections? Infections?
It rhymes. It's a lyric.
Let's put it in a song!
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OK... Ah!
Follow my lead.
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And a one, and a two, and...
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Play on four.
Four and...
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You don't...
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- I wanna start with a solo.
- It's not Backwards Day.
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- Why can't we in the beginning?
- What is going on up here?
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Justin's in your band?
What'd you do, bribe him?
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[scoffs] No. Of course not.
It was more like blackmail.
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I knew it. I'm sure your brother
had something practical
as his Plan B.
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That I did. I wanted to make
money beating robots at chess.
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Is working at the
Sub Station that bad?
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Daddy, being in a band
is a great Plan B.
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It's totally
gonna make us money.
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All right. You think you can
make money, let's prove it.
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You'll put on a concert
at the Sub Station,
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and if you can bring in
an audience, then you can
consider this band your Plan B.
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- What if we don't?
- Then you'll give up
this ridiculous dream
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once and for all
and you'll work downstairs.
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- Is it a deal?
- Sure, Dad.
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Here you go.
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Come listen
to the loudest band in town.
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I hear they got a great drummer.
She's cute, too.
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- Hey, Alex.
- Hey.
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Concert at Waverly Sub Station.
Don't miss it.
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You named the band Burn
without even consulting me?
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I do everything
without consulting you.
Why should I start now?
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Because maybe I had a different
idea for our band name.
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Possibly with more
of a reference
to medieval plant life.
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Yes, because kids
love medieval plant life.
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Look, I came up with
the idea of being a band,
so I should name it.
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Yeah, but I'm a better musician.
I'm all... [imitates guitar]
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And the crowd's all...
"Justin! You're
so good-looking!"
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And you're all...
[imitates drums]
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- The crowd's all, "When's
the guitar coming back?"
- Justin!
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You know what? I'm very
annoyed with you right now!
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You know what?
I'm kicking you out of the band!
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You can't kick me out of the
band, 'cause I'm kicking
you out of the band!
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You can't kick me out
of the band! I already
kicked you out of the band!
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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Hello, Alex. I just stopped by
to see how it's going
with your Plan B.
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Well, it's not going so great.
I probably should've stuck
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to the Sub Station as my Plan B,
just like my dad did.
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What? Your dad's Plan B
wasn't to own the Sub Station.
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It was to be
a professional bull rider.
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- It was?
- He called himself
"The Italian Buckaroo."
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He had jean jackets
made up and everything.
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- You're kidding.
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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Don't answer that.
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- Wow, so he never
went after his dream?
- No.
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I think his dad
talked him out of it.
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And then he ended up owning
a sandwich shop instead?
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That's right.
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Hey. Uh, you remember that
one time I apologized to you?
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No. When was that?
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Oh, my goodness. Can we
please stop talking about it?
You get the point.
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Are you trying to
apologize to me, Alex?
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Yes. How many times do
I have to say, "I'm sorry"?
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Actually, you
haven't said it.
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I think we should get
the band back together.
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Go on.
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Because it's important
for us to chase our dreams
while we're still young.
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And I'm even willing to
compromise in order to do it.
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So if you play
my kind of music...
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I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
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...I'll let you
name... the band.
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- I'll take that deal.
- Great. OK.
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Better get started.
We've got a lot
to do before the concert.
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- Perfect. I'll put
in some earplugs.
- Again.
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You are such a rock star.
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The Great Maxini thanks you!
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[light applause]
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Looks like you might
be working here after all.
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Here you go, Max.
I took the liberty
of having it personalized. Huh?
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The Great Maxini is offended
by your lack of support.
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His next trick
will blow your minds.
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After it pops into my mind.
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I had some made
for you guys, too.
Just in case. Huh?
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Thanks for the support, Dad.
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You're on.
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[feedback]
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Hi.
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Thanks for coming out.
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- We're The Alabaster Carnation.
- Oh, my gosh.
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One, two, three!
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[playing rock music]
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Oh, oh!
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Yeah!
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[laughing]
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♪ You won't know anything
unless you try ♪
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♪ Might end up falling
but you just might fly ♪
243
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♪ You know it's all about
what you believe ♪
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♪ And maybe something extra
up your sleeve ♪
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♪ Listen what I say
Nothing's getting in the way ♪
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♪ There's no fear that can stop
us and no reason to delay ♪
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♪ Gonna give it all we got
We ain't afraid to play ♪
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♪ So watch out for we're
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ I won't be whining
'bout what might have been ♪
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♪ You know I'm not too big
on giving in ♪
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♪ I use whatever spell
the law allows ♪
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♪ That is, of course
if I knew how ♪
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- ♪ She does, whoo! ♪
- ♪ Listen what I say ♪
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♪ Nothing's getting
in my way ♪
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♪ There's no fear
that can stop us ♪
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♪ And no reason to delay ♪
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♪ Gonna give it all we got ♪
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♪ Yeah, we ain't
afraid to play ♪
259
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♪ So watch you for we're
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ We're not afraid to fall
We're going for it all ♪
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♪ There's a method
to our madness
We're answering the call ♪
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♪ If we use a little magic
We really can't recall ♪
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♪ All I know is that we're
gonna make it happen ♪♪
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- Yeah!
- [cheering]
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- We did it!
- That was unbelievable!
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[chanting] Alabaster Carnation!
Alabaster Carnation!
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Hi, I'm Harvey Buchwald.
I'm president
of Legitimate Records.
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I think you got a real
future as a girl drummer.
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- Here's my card.
- Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh! Your guitar playing
like totally spoke to us.
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Well, as a musician,
that's all you
can ever hope for.
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- Who wants my sweat towel?
- I do!
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Take it. Put your number
down on my hand.
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Hold on.... I'll get your...
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- What a show!
- You liked it.
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Of course I liked it!
I'm smiling, aren't I?
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Usually music isn't the
best choice for a Plan B,
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but not for you two.
You can't miss! Can't miss!
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[laughs] Honey,
I'm so proud of you.
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It was great. Maybe missing
a more mature
female vocal element,
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but still,
I really liked it.
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Yeah, I should've had
more faith in your abilities.
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You guys proved me wrong
and you did it the right way,
without using any magic.
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- You didn't use magic, did you?
- No.
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Yes, it's true.
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Justin and Alex
didn't use any magic.
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But... The Great Maxini did!
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What?
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- Max, what did you do?
- Dude!
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The audience
was all an illusion.
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The Great Maxini thanks you!
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Make yourself disappear.
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Hey, um, you remember that time
I said I was sorry? Right?
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Yeah, you didn't.
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- Your sister's been
trying that for years.
- He's right.
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Which is why, from now on,
we're videotaping all
apologies in this family.
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Theresa, start recording.
298
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Jerry, can you stand
a little closer to Max?
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Look, you guys
sounded great.
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But because of you, Max,
we won't know if music
is a viable career or not.
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- Dad, it's OK.
- No, Justin. It's not.
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I need to know that everything's
gonna be OK for my kids.
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But that's just it, Dad.
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You can never be sure of that.
305
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Sometimes dreams
don't work out.
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But that doesn't
mean we shouldn't try.
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I mean, you can understand that,
right, "Italian Buckaroo"?
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Theresa, shut
the camera off.
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Where did you
hear that name?
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Mr. Stuffleby told me about your
dream of being a bull rider.
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What a mouth on that guy.
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Is that true, Jerry?
"Italian Buckaroo"?
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Yes, it's true.
I wanted to be a bull rider.
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But your dad wanted you
to do something practical?
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No. He was a rodeo clown.
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He thought bull riders
were stuck-up.
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Wait. Grandpa
was a rodeo clown?
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That's my Plan B.
I call it.
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Look, I'm sorry if I was getting
in the way of your dreams.
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Actually, Dad,
it's kind of reassuring to know
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that you didn't have a practical
backup plan and your life
still turned out pretty good.
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Yeah, my life
did turn out pretty good.
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I'm really proud of you guys.
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You did something
not even I had the guts to do.
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It must feel good
to chase your dreams.
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Well, maybe you should find that
out for yourself.
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[announcer] Next up,
The Italian Buckaroo.
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All right, for probably about
the next one to seven seconds,
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you'll feel what it's
like to live your dream.
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And my guess is it's gonna
feel a lot like chafing.
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Whoo! Ah! [laughing]
I'm... living the dream!
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- Mom, what's your dream?
- That this is over soon
so we can go home.
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Ah!
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Looks like we're done.
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♪ You won't know anything
unless you try ♪
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♪ Might end up falling
but you just might fly ♪
337
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,467
♪ You know it's all about
what you believe ♪
338
00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:08,567
♪ And maybe something extra
up your sleeve ♪
339
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:12,300
♪ Listen what I say
Nothing's getting in the way ♪
340
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:16,567
♪ There's no fear that can stop
us and no reason to delay ♪
341
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:20,734
♪ Gonna give it all we got
We ain't afraid to play ♪
342
00:22:20,734 --> 00:22:24,900
♪ So watch out for we're
gonna make it happen ♪♪
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