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This is the best
video game ever.
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- Jab, jab, jab... roundhouse!
- Backflip!
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- [both] Jab!
- Hey! How many times
have I told you guys
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- to keep video games video?
- I told them
and I told them, Dad.
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Sword!
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Oh! That is not what they
mean by "slashing prices."
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Cool swords. Let me try.
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Wow, you look nice, Dad.
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I didn't even
know you had a suit.
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I don't. Kick,
kick, nose pull.
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Well, that suit does
fit you a little tight...
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Hey, that's my suit!
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That reminds me. Justin,
I need to borrow your suit.
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I'm taking your mother out
to dinner for our anniversary.
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Oh. Did you get her a card?
Because while Mom's reading it,
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you can slip the waiter
your coupon.
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My lamp!
What is going on in here?
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Yeah. What is
going on in here?
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I thought we had
a rule about wizardry.
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The random magic in this house
is getting on my nerves.
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How many times does this lamp
have to break for you guys
to get the message?
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If the message is, "Ugly lamps
are easy to break,"
I think we got it.
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Your mother's right.
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We have to be more
considerate of someone
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who doesn't understand
the temptations of magic.
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Doesn't understand?
Wait, are you trying
to make this my problem?
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[all] Oh!
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No. I was just
saying that... there...
What was I saying?
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Uh, what Dad is saying is that
we should accept each other
for who we are.
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Kind of like Dad did
when he married you.
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Yeah. I was a wizard
at the time, and it was
a big decision for me.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Jerry.
I had no idea it was such a big
decision for you to marry me.
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[all] Oh!
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No! It wasn't a big decision.
It was more of an impulse.
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No. Impulse
is not helping.
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Let me know how your
anniversary dinner turns out.
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[all] Oh!
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease
Yes, please ♪
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♪ You might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Listen up, because
of your magic run amok,
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I have to go out
and get some "I'm sorry"
gifts for your mother.
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[scoffs] Dad, come on!
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Mom's really easy.
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Why don't you just rub her
feet? That's what I do.
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Oh! That's just weird.
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Really? 'Cause I
don't have a bedtime.
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I'm not gonna rub her feet.
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That crooked toe
just freaks me out.
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Your mom will be fine
once I buy her some
of her favorite things.
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- Ooh! I know what
you should get her.
- You do?
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Peach lip gloss and skull
and bones press-on-nails.
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That's what you want.
You're no help.
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Dad can relax. I went on the
World Wide WizWeb this morning
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and ordered Cupid to come
shoot Mom with a love arrow.
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You ordered Cupid?!
Oh, that makes perfect sense.
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Mom's mad that we're
using magic in the house.
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So, naturally, you bring
more magic into the house.
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Oh, brilliant.
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OK, OK. Everybody stop yelling.
I'll cancel the Cupid order.
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When people are right,
it doesn't mean
they're yelling.
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You can't cancel Cupid
once he's been ordered.
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You'd know if you took it
upon yourself to read ahead,
like a good student does.
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- Oh, did you read about the
recipe for wizard punch?
- No.
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- Good, I just made it.
- Ow!
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Oh, wizard punch.
I'll bet that's delicious.
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Well, you've got a problem.
When Cupid gets here,
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he isn't gonna leave
until he fulfills his order.
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[Cupid] Yep.
Your brother's right.
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So who's the lucky guy or gal...
or thing? I don't judge.
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Oh, look. It's a baby with
wings. And a carrying handle.
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Back off.
It's a sash, genius.
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Oh, this kid is gonna
need me when he grows up.
I can just tell.
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Look, Mr. Cupid,
I ordered you by mistake.
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And, um, we really
don't need your services,
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- so if you could go back...
- Save it, sweetheart.
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I can't go anywhere
until your mom gets
an arrow in the keister.
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OK, fine. Just shoot Mom in
the keister and get out of here.
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Hey, look, it's bendy!
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No, it's not.
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You broke my arrow!
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You have more arrows, right?
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I'm a baby! I'm barely
allowed to have this one!
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[Cupid] Hey, hey, hey!
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Don't leave me in here!
I'm afraid to be alone!
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OK, we've got to keep
Cupid hidden from Mom
until we fix the arrow.
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- We? I don't think so.
- Hey!
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If she sees him,
she'll blame me.
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Then I'll figure out
a way to blame you.
We're all in this together.
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Come on, I'm always
saying dumb stuff.
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Our marriage is based on
us ignoring each other's flaws.
I ignore all of yours.
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[all] Oh!
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What are you guys up to?
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Uh, not magic,
that's for sure.
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Yeah, Mom, 'cause you know me.
I always tell you when these
guys mess around with magic.
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Always.
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- Is he gonna tell her?
- Sh!
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- Tell me what?
- [Cupid crying]
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Uh... about Max's
terrible stomach ache.
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- His really, really
bad stomach ache.
- [crying]
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In fact, there's
a new virus going around.
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- TheInflu cupidosa.
- Subtle.
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- I panicked!
- Oh,mijito!
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Come on, let's go upstairs.
I'll make you some of Grandma's
tree bark and fish oil tea.
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[sobbing] You...
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What are we gonna do now?
We still have Cupid.
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You said, "we."
You're officially in. Awesome!
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Every time.
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OK. Mom's still upstairs.
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I made extra tree bark
and fish oil tea.
Who wants some?
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Maybe later.
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Oh, goodness!
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Uh...
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What are you doing,
playing in the dirty dishes?
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Bad baby!
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Hi. Do you watching my little
brother for one second?
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Oh! Cute baby!
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[scoffs] Sure, the baby's cute.
But look at me, Mom.
I'm way cuter.
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Hi, Alex. Look what
I knitted for Justin.
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Oh! That's interesting.
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And it smells like shampoo.
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- It's a sweater entirely
made of my hair.
- Oh!
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- Feel how soft it is.
- Uh...
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I take your word for it.
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He's upstairs with Max,
trying to fix Cupid's arrow.
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OK. Thanks.
Notice how I didn't react
when you said Cupid?
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It's my way of acting cool
with having a wizard
as a best friend,
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even though I'm
freaking out inside.
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Kind of like how I didn't
freak out when you said,
"hair sweater."
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Thank you for watching him.
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There. Good as new.
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Now, Cupid can shoot Mom,
she'll love Dad
and then go home.
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Know what?
We are really good at this!
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We should open up
Cupid's Arrow Repair Shop.
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There's only one Cupid.
He has only one arrow.
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Oh, yeah. Good point.
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We should also sell burgers.
Babies love burgers.
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Hi, guys. Justin,
what do you think of this?
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Um, it's kind of nice.
Ooh!
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It's really soft, too.
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Great, because I knitted it
for you from my own hair.
It's 100 percent me!
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Oh...
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I know. You don't
have to say anything.
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[laughs] Look, Harper,
I know you've had
a crush, obsession,
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on me for a really long time,
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but I think it's about
that time I was completely
honest with you...
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Harper, I am never,
ever, ever going to...
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[gasps] Ah!
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...love you more
than I do right now.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, Justin. This is
the best day of my life!
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I should've made you
a hair sweater years ago.
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I would've been happier
and warmer if you had.
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Max! What did you do?
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Maybe Dad's right.
I shouldn't have a BB gun.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
and breadth... Oh!
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- This'll be more romantic
with the sweater on.
- Uh, Harper.
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Look, I hate
to burst your bubble here,
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but Justin's only acting like
that because Max just shot him
with Cupid's love arrow.
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Gosh, I guess
you're right.
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It's not real love if it comes
from his butt and not his heart.
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Mi amor,let's go
for a carriage ride
around Central Park.
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But I don't care!
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- Where's your mother?
- Ah, Father. Thank you.
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For my lady love.
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Oh, yes!
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Why is he acting like
he's in love with Harper?
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What are you doing
with an arrow? And why
are you holding a baby?
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Love... Arrow...
Baby... That's Cupid!
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So you wanted to use magic
to solve a problem that started
because you used magic?
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Yeah. That's kind of what I do.
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- What's that?
- Um... a baby.
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Hold still,
or the baby gets it.l
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Who's the baby?
Oh! I'm the baby!
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OK, Alex.
Why do you have a baby?
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Uh... It's a baby... doll...
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...from my Marriage
and Family class. Yes.
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- [Cupid burps]
- Excuse me.
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You know what, Alex?
I think it's good you're
taking Marriage and Family.
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You're never too young to learn
how to get along with someone
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who makes it very difficult
to get along with.
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You are so right, Mom. I'm gonna
take this doll up to my room
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and think of ways
for Dad to appreciate you more.
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Wait a minute. Isn't your open
house at school this Friday?
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I want to meet your
Marriage and Family teacher.
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[both] Why?
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I have some personal
stories to share
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about what marriage
and family life are like
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once you get past the pretty
pictures in bridal magazines.
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- I fixed it!
- Oh! Maxy, I told you,
don't play with arrows.
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They're dangerous, honey.
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Someone could get stuck with
this and then where would we be?
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Closer to the end
of our problem.
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Phew! That was close.
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Uh... you don't really
have Marriage and
Family class, do you?
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I love how you know me.
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I want to get a drink
of water, Justy.
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I only thirst
for you, Harpy.
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Does that mean you
don't want any water?
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No. I want water, too.
We should share everything.
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Ah, the waters of love.
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Hey, Justin. Missed you
at Alien Language League.
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[speaks alien language]
You know what I'm sayin'?
[laughs]
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I'm sorry, Zeke. I'm done
with your childish things.
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- I've found love.
- [laughs] With who?
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With me! Hello? Arm?
He's wearing my hair.
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Yeah, dude, what's up
with that sweater?
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You look like the floor
of a barber shop.
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Zeke, you've
insulted my woman's honor.
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We will settle this
like gentlemen:
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Water balloon fight
at 30 paces.
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I can't throw 30 paces.
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That's 'cause you throw
like a... [alien language]
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I do not throw
like a [alien language]
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00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:06,300
Hey, everybody! There's gonna
be a fight outside! Over me!
230
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OK, my little Marriage
and Family folk.
231
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,033
I hope you can rope your noggins
around today's lesson:
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Smart Shopping with Coupons.
233
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:20,867
There's no better way
to get more bang for
your buck than with...
234
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,700
[Cupid crying]
I'm bored!
235
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,133
Shh!
236
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:30,600
Who's that back
in the south 40? Alex Russo,
you are not in this class.
237
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,400
No, Mr. Laritate, I'm not.
238
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,667
But it's always been my dream
to be in this class.
239
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:42,500
And I think a dedicated teacher
like you would want to help
me realize my dreams.
240
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:46,900
[sniffs]
241
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:51,300
I smell someone trying
to sell me some cow patty.
242
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,600
Come on. I really want
to be in this class.
243
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,767
I even brought
my own pretend baby.
244
00:14:56,767 --> 00:15:00,767
Which is huge, because
anybody who knows me knows
I never come prepared.
245
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:04,967
Look, Miss Russo, I'm always
partial to enthusiasm,
246
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:08,600
but the train's already pulled
out of the station on this one.
247
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,400
We did that
assignment last month.
248
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,500
But Mr. Laritate, how can you
say no to this little guy?
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00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,300
[buzzing]
250
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,967
What? Bad baby! No!
251
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,600
I gave it a shot.
252
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,867
A shaving baby doll?
253
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,367
They've officially
run out of toys.
254
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:47,300
Ma chérie.
255
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:06,667
[French accent] A quiet tête
a tête over a romantic dinner.
256
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,767
Thanks, but it's only
3:30 in the afternoon.
257
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:14,000
[chuckles] It's never
too early for romance.
258
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,500
Bubbly a la orange?
259
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,100
Justin, the French thing
is nice but a little corny.
260
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:39,867
You're right! I must go
learn the new language
of love for you,
261
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:43,767
which is... Cantonese.
262
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:47,200
Come on, Albert.
Let's go learn it.
263
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,400
Thank goodness you're here. I
thought my dream had come true,
264
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,600
but Justin won't let me
out of his sight. He's
got his arm around me so much
265
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,800
that my shoulder is starting
to smell like his armpit.
Here, smell.
266
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,400
Ah! No need. I'm not
gonna fight you on that.
267
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,800
I don't think I can live
like this forever.
268
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,800
[Cupid] Forever? No.
269
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,300
Love from my arrow
is only temporary.
270
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:13,100
Wait! This is temporary?
Why didn't you tell me that?
271
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,600
I'm a baby.
I forget things.
272
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:20,033
Hey, look!
I got a belly button. [laughs]
273
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:25,100
Dad, bad news. I couldn't get
into Marriage and Family class.
274
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,934
It's OK.
I think your mom forgot
275
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:28,967
about talking to your
teacher at open house.
276
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,400
Oh, that's right.
Tonight is your open house.
277
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,367
Thanks for reminding me, Jerry.
278
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:37,033
Yeah, thanks
for reminding her, Dad.
279
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,600
I fixed it!
280
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,400
Max, what did I tell you
about playing with arrows?
281
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,900
Oh, sorry.
282
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,467
Harper!
283
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
What are you
doing down there?
284
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,500
Bring it in.
285
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:14,767
You're never
gonna believe this,
286
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:17,133
but I signed up
for scrapbooking.
287
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,500
And I made one about us.
Check it out!
288
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,734
Justin, you're taking all
the fun out of my unrequited,
twisted obsession for you.
289
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:29,300
Leave me alone! I'm the
one who makes the scrapbooks
in this relationship!
290
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,300
Harper!
291
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:37,400
Hey, Justin.
[speaks alien language] Harper!
292
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,400
[all laugh]
293
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,500
What? I don't
[alien language] Harper!
294
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,367
Ah! No, no, no! Zeke!
Guys! Wait up!
295
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:52,200
[alien language]
296
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,934
There's my Justin.
297
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,967
And you used
to "da-ca" me.
298
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:01,200
Dad, where's Mom?
You were supposed
to keep an eye on her
299
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,000
so she wouldn't
go to my class.
300
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,934
- I lost her by the cupcakes.
- Dad, cupcakes?
301
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:10,000
All right.
I got lost in the cupcakes.
302
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,367
- Where's Max?
- I...
303
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,300
I sent him to wood shop
so he could fix Cupid's arrow.
304
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,100
Let's go.
305
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,767
...which is why I tell
your ducklings that...
306
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,000
Oh, no.
Mom beat us here.
307
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,567
...from the rooster's crow
to the coyote's howl.
308
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,800
- [laughter]
- You got that right, partner.
309
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,200
Even raising the inconsiderate
rooster is a job.
310
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,934
Mrs. Russo?
Why are you here?
311
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,734
I had thoughts
on marriage and family
312
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:40,967
which you might
find interesting.
313
00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:43,133
Yeah, but your
daughter isn't in...
314
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:46,500
Theresa, why don't we
come back when Mr. Laritate
has more time to talk.
315
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,600
Here's an article about
how difficult it can be
316
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:54,000
when two very different people
get married and now they're
afraid their mother was right.
317
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,767
I fixed it!
318
00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,100
What took you so long?
319
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,700
Oh, would you just...
320
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,400
OK, this is it.
321
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,300
Cupid, it's time to save the day
with a perfect shot at Mom.
322
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,900
Take the shot! Go!
323
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,200
Oh, just shoot!
324
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,500
Oh, no. What did you do?
325
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,233
[Cupid] Hey, kid,
did you balance the arrow
326
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,033
- after you fixed it?
- Yeah.
327
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,600
It felt heavy
on one side, so I took
the decorations off.
328
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,734
You have the most beautiful
eyes. What color are they?
329
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,600
Um... thank you.
They're brown, I think.
330
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,367
Yeah, they're
definitely brown.
331
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,700
Great. Thanks a lot, Cupid.
332
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,367
Now, I'm gonna have to start
calling that old lady Mom.
333
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:50,600
I am not rubbing her feet.
334
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,600
[Cupid] Relax.
Look over there.
335
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:57,767
So, brown eyes, are you
allowed to drive at night?
336
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:02,667
Only to take you back to
the rest home, black eyes!
337
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:07,033
- My eyes aren't black.
- Keep flirting with my husband
and you'll get there.
338
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,700
[Cupid] You know,
sometimes jealousy
339
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,967
works better
than a love arrow.
340
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:17,800
Well, Mom and Dad didn't get
back together the way I thought,
but this will work.
341
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,700
Come on, Mom. Let's go
hear my PE teacher tell you how
I hate to run. It'll be fun.
342
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:27,367
You're mine.
Don't you forget that.
343
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:44,367
So, you to tell me, he's not
going to leave until I get shot
in the butt with an arrow?
344
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,867
[all] Yeah, that's right.
345
00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,667
I really hate magic.
Give me that.
346
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Ow!
347
00:21:55,734 --> 00:22:00,367
Oh! I love you guys.
348
00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:04,867
[Cupid] Works for me.
349
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:11,300
- We love you, too, Mom.
- Let's test it.
350
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:23,133
Jerry, how could you let the
kids break my lamp again?!
351
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,834
And she's back.
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