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- Alex, did you
make those brownies?
- Oh, gosh.
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Pfft! Ugh!
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It's so not easy
slaving over a hot wand.
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Cheater! You don't see me taking
out the garbage with my wand.
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Give me this. Ho! Oh!
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I told you
I just baked with that wand.
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Hey, Alex. Oh, you
made your brownies.
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Oh! They're so good.
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You know, I've never
seen you bake.
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Hey, I've got flour
on my apron.
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And... [spitting]
sweat on my brow.
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What are you
calling me, a liar?
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No, I just came here
to invite you to the
Pop Culture Convention.
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Hold on, I got to think
of a lie on why I can't go.
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Come on, Alex, we get
to dress up like characters
from cool comics and movies.
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Would you go if I told
you it was my birthday?
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I... [laughs]
I know that.
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That is why I made
you these brownies.
Yay! Happy birthday!
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Please, Alex, I'm finally
old enough to enter
the costume contest.
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I want you there
to help me with my costume.
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Give me a real reason
why you won't go to PopCon.
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PopCon's in town?
Hey, Theresa, PopCon's in town!
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- PopCon's in town?
- PopCon is in town?
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Popcorn's in town?
That doesn't make any sense.
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Why am I so excited?
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will, no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease
Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your
fingers you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said Everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Jerry, what are you doing?
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Putting snacks in your purse
for later at the convention.
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I mean, who's gonna pay $6.50
for a spicy, cheesy pretzel-dog?
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SuperSonica
doesn't carry a purse.
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OK.
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Well, then D-Battery Guy does.
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- [alarm blares]
- Whoa! What is that?
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It's the alarm in the lair.
Emergency wizards are coming.
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There must be a crisis
in the Wizard World.
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Get it off me!
Get it off me!
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[alarm blaring]
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[alarm stops]
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Oh. What does
that big one do?
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Turns on my
reading light.
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Emergency Wizards with
important wizard business.
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Hang on. You guys
just walked in here?
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Where's the usual flash
of light, puff of smoke?
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Yeah, about that.
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Someone in the department
filed a complaint,
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so now
we just walk in.
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Secondhand entry smoke
is a proven health hazard.
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The Wizard Council requires
the services of Alex,
Max and Justin Russo.
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- Where's Alex?
- Dude, what is with the noise?
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Don't you know my Saturday's
my "sleep till Sunday" day?
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There's an emergency
at PopCon and we need
all three of you to help.
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Ugh. I do not want
to go to PopCon.
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That place is filled
with geeks and weirdoes.
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Focus. This is
important business.
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Young wizards love PopCon
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because they blend in
with all the other costumed
geeks and weirdoes...
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Thank you.
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Unfortunately, these wizards
use their magic all willy-nilly,
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thus threatening
to expose us all.
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Ah! I get it. You want us to
patrol the convention room floor
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and put a stop
to these hooligans.
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Well, we want you
to keep an eye out,
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but if you want to call
it "patrol," that's fine.
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Awesome! Sweet.
I'll get us some walkie-talkies.
We'll synchronize our watches.
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Does everyone know the
International Tactical
Hand Signals?
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Mm. I know
a hand signal.
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- Peace! I'm out.
- Hey.
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You're not
getting out of this.
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It's part of your
required wizard training.
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And I'll put a gold star on
your community service record.
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[laughs] No. I can't go on
patrol at PopCon. I already
told Harper I wouldn't go.
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Do what you always do: make
up a reason why you're going.
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I can't do that. I lie to her
about magic all the time.
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I just lied to her
about those stupid brownies.
And it's her birthday.
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- I didn't feel good about it.
- Oh! Lookie there,
Alex has feelings.
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I know.
I'll hide from her.
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Feelings gone.
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Look, we gotta go now.
So you better change quick.
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- What are you gonna
dress up as?
- Oo, um, I'm gonna dress up
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as a super-sleepy
annoyed girl.
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Oh, my goodness. I'm in
the belly of a nerd beast.
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- Are you gonna keep
that thing on all day?
- I have to.
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If Chico Loco is unmasked,
he loses more than his strength.
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He loses his dignity.
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I... I am shamed.
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I have no dignity.
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But it was getting
hot in there.
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- Oh, Jerry, remember
our first PopCon?
- Yeah.
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It was in Reno, Nevada and you
dressed up like Calico Girl.
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That wasn't me.
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I'm gonna go
buy you a gift.
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- Oh. Hey, there's Hugh Normous.
- Hey, Hugh.
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- What are you doing here?
- I listen to the
Emergency Wizard Scanner
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and thought I'd help out.
Having a giant on the lookout
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will discourage
any wizard horseplay.
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Oh, that is so cool. When
are we gonna meet the giant?
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You just did. It's me. Look at
this tiny comic book in my hand.
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Oh, my gosh.
You really are a giant.
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Well, at least I can
go right to bed when
this whole thing's over.
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- I didn't bother
wearing a costume.
- What are you talking about?
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That's the best Pajama Girl
costume here.
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Oh! Oh, man!
There's a Pajama Girl?
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What is
with you people?
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- Come on. Let's get
to the information booth.
- OK.
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All right.
Let's fan out.
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"Fan out?" Hold on.
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I've got walkie-talkies.
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And I made a grid of the
convention room floor and
assigned everyone sectors.
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All right. You, here,
you're in this sector.
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- You, Hugh,
you're in this sector.
- Wait.
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What's that spot back in
the corner off the grid?
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That's the Galactic
Kettle Corn stand.
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Oh. Harper hates
Galactic Kettle Corn.
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- I'm gonna hide over there.
- That's not your sector,
sister!
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Hey, you guys! It's me,
Harper, as Battle Diva.
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- Hardly recognize me, right?
- Hardly.
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Would you guys mind
holding my place in line?
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I've been trying to get Battle
Diva's autograph all morning.
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We kinda wanted
to look around.
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But it's just that
it's my birthday.
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And I really want
to get some kettle corn.
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- I thought you
hated kettle corn.
- I do,
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but I'm trying to practice
discipline and force myself
to eat foods I don't like.
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I leave you with the
Battle Diva battle cry.
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Battle Diva, rise to the
stars where you belong!
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Let's go, SuperSonica.
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D-Battery Guy needs to recharge
with some Nebula Nachos.
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Honey, I told Harper
we'd hold her spot.
It's her birthday.
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Oh, sweetie, that is
so nice how you care about
our children's friends.
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See ya.
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Toughen up, Harper.
You can do this.
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No, I can't!
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A-ha! Rogue wizard.
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Buddy, you're
coming with me.
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Lies, lies
I need a disguise
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But with a mask! Oh, no!
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Something's not right here.
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Why would a warrior who
never sleeps need pajamas?
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Excuse me!
This is all wrong here!
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- Whew! That was close.
- Yeah, that was a close one.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
Wait a minute. Oh, gosh!
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You're in violation
of the costume quick exchange
in the first degree.
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We're taking her in.
Grab her.
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Wizard Code
Violation 37294. Wait!
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- No mask. 293.
- Wait. How did you see that?
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I'm not gonna lie. I've
been off sector and off grid,
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because I suspected
you all along.
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We're gonna need
that costume for evidence.
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[scoffs] It's all yours.
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- Of course, she got away.
- It's shimmering.
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- She charmed it!
- Of course she charmed it.
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This probably has all
of Battle Diva's powers.
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Even her power to make
you say things twice?
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Even her power to
make you say things twice?
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We gotta contain this.
I never understood that power.
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- I never understood that power.
- Oh!
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- Whoa. That was close.
- [man] Yes, it was.
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OK, Justin. You got me.
Oh, gosh!
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Russo, you're in
complete violation of
Wizard Conduct Code 99244.
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Oh, you're in
pajamas. 245.
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[Harper] Alex?
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What are you doing here?
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- Surprise! Happy birthday!
- What? You're here
for my birthday?
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Because it looks like you're
here with this guy in the
awesome monster costume.
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- Who are you?
- I... I'm Jeremy.
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From... science.
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00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:24,300
Uh, he's Jeremy from science.
But I'm not with him.
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Jeremy from science? Is there
even a Jeremy in science?
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00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:33,300
Of course there is. He...
he has a huge crush on you.
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Well, hello,
Jeremy from science.
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Your costume doesn't
look store-bought at all.
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Th... Uh, thank you.
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Alex helped me with it. No,
she didn't. She didn't help me.
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What? You helped
Jeremy with his costume,
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but refused to help me
your best friend with mine?
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I wasn't helping him.
I didn't even mean to be here.
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[scoffs] You obviously did.
You're dressed as Pajama Girl.
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How could you do this to me?
I want the truth. No more lies.
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I'm sorry.
I can't tell you.
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You never tell the truth. Like
that one time we were making
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bottle cap belts
in Sub Station. You said,
"I'll be back in a minute,"
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and then went into the food
storage locker and didn't
come out for hours.
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Do you have another
friend in there?
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Harper, please.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
You ruined my birthday.
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Thanks a lot.
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00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:25,200
By the way, your Pajama Girl
costume looks totally slept in.
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00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:41,500
Jerry. Jerry, come here.
I have to tell you a secret.
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Come here. Closer. Closer!
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Crouch down, honey.
I don't want anyone to hear.
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Great. Now, wait for me
here till I come back. Bye!
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Argh! She tricked
D Battery Guy.
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00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,567
She's good.
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00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,867
Justin, I need
to talk to you.
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00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:05,400
Harper thinks I'm a liar.
The only thing I can do
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is completely come clean and
finally tell her I'm a wizard.
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[both gasp]
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That's the only
thing you can do?
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00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,767
Well, it's the first
thing I thought of.
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And you know me, I don't usually
keep thinking of things
once I think of something.
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You can't tell her that.
It's a serious violation
of the Wizard Code.
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We may have an
exposure code yellow.
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Hugh, I'm not gonna tell you
again, I'm right next to you.
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00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,567
No, no, Justin, Harper
can keep a secret.
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- No one would ever know.
- Harper would know.
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Once one mortal knows
something, let's face it,
mortals are blabby.
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- [both laugh]
- But it's true.
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You should surprise her.
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Friendships are all about
surprising each other,
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because no one but your friends
really know what you like.
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- Here's some cheese, Justin.
- What a surprise!
I really like this.
226
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:55,233
See? I know what he likes
and I surprised him.
227
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:57,100
Friendship.
228
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,400
Great. And um, now,
instead of fighting crime,
229
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,100
you can fight crackers
with your sprayable cheese.
230
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:06,033
Wait. Or you can
spray Harper with cheese.
231
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:08,500
Look, just because you and
Harper are in some fight,
232
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,100
- I'm not gonna
do your dirty work.
- It's not my dirty work.
233
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,767
- You would save our friendship.
- Uh, no, I'm not.
234
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:17,400
Really? Because she's telling
everybody you guys are engaged.
235
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,734
That girl has no boundaries.
236
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,300
Mr. Russo, I just want
to say goodbye, since Alex
and I are no longer friends.
237
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,233
Once Justin and I start
dating, I'll be around,
238
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,133
but until that happens,
this is goodbye.
239
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,367
Aw! It's gonna be...
240
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,900
...OK.
241
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,100
[Justin] Battle Diva!
242
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,100
Hi, Justin.
243
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,400
It is I, The Destroyinator,
244
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,600
- your arch-enemy.
- Oh, my gosh!
245
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,867
You wanna duel? We're
gonna be a superhero couple.
246
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:55,233
First, Jeremy from
science. Now, you.
247
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,467
I'm part of a love triangle.
248
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,400
We're not engaged!
249
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:09,000
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
250
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,734
Looks like The Destroyinator
has won this battle!
251
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:16,600
Oh, this reeks like cheese!
You've ruined my costume!
252
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,867
Oh, no! Your costume
is totally destroyed.
253
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,500
Now, I can't even
enter the costume contest.
254
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500
Or can you?
255
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,300
Surprise! Happy birthday.
Again.
256
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:34,700
- Why would I accept your gift?
- Because it's an exact replica.
257
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,367
Why don't you give it
to Jeremy from science?
258
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:40,900
- Jeremy from science
wants you to have it.
- He does?
259
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,033
Fine. I'll take it.
260
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:47,233
But not for you.
For Jeremy from science.
261
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:50,400
I think I'll Harper-ize it
with this wig.
262
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,233
Chico Loco.
263
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,233
I need you to hold
this place in line for me.
264
00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,400
- Eh... No, thanks.
- Oh, I see.
265
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,734
Mom gave you more muscle
padding so you think you're
stronger than me, huh?
266
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:08,500
Uh-huh. That's right.
More padding, more loco.
267
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,300
- Got a problem with that?
- I do.
268
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,667
- Let's wrestle and find out.
- Bring it!
269
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,100
- Ha!
- Ha!
270
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,600
[grunting]
271
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,500
Whoa! Put me down!
272
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,800
Put me down!
273
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,600
[grunting]
274
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,200
Ugh. That's the worst balloon
giraffe I've ever seen.
275
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,367
But you know what?
It's a cute hat.
276
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,233
Next.
277
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,934
I'll give you an extra one
so that you can, uh,
278
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:47,700
sell it and buy
yourself a real hat.
279
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:52,734
Oh, yeah? Well, SuperSonica
versus Battle Diva.
Bring it on!
280
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,367
OK. No biting.
No biting.
281
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,367
Why is Harper
wearing that?
282
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,467
I gave it to her
so she'll forgive me.
283
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:13,233
When she wins the
costume contest,
we'll be friends again.
284
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,967
That's a fully-loaded
wizard-powered costume
with superhero capabilities.
285
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:20,467
- Is that a problem?
- It can fly, ricochet lasers,
286
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:25,100
- deflect bullets
and shoot fire.
- OK, so it's a problem.
287
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,934
[announcer] Next up,
the Battle Divas.
288
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:30,500
[Alex] No, wait!
289
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,300
We'll be OK as long
as she doesn't say
Battle Diva's cry.
290
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,400
That's what
activates her powers.
291
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Battle Diva, rise to
the stars where you belong!
292
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,200
That's the one.
293
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,233
Whoa!
294
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,800
Whoa-no!
295
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,400
- What is going on here?
- We have a potential
wizard exposure in progress.
296
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,667
I accidentally gave her
a costume that has powers
but she doesn't know it.
297
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,300
- She just knows she's flying.
- Everyone, backstage
before someone gets hurt.
298
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,500
All right. We don't have
a much time before people
start asking questions.
299
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,800
Guys, why is Harper
flying around like
she has wizard powers?
300
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,834
Less time than I thought.
301
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,667
Goblin, can you figure out a way
to draw everyone's attention?
302
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,800
All right, well, I'm a goblin.
That usually does it.
303
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,834
Make my hair
look a little crazy.
304
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,900
[all shouting, exclaiming]
305
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,900
OK, everybody,
take a position.
306
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,200
Beep beep boop bop bop.
307
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,467
This is Officer Lamp.
I have a situation
Frank-Cody-Roger-Niner.
308
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,600
I need authorization
for an Insta-Rig. Thank you.
309
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,500
Open the curtain, Alex.
310
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,700
Hey, I can see the ropes!
311
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,000
[all moaning]
312
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,500
Yep, those are definitely ropes.
Cannot hide these. Uh-uh.
313
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,500
This is by far the worst
illusion I've ever seen.
314
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,834
Ta-da!
315
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,600
[applause]
316
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,300
How did the rope get there?
Whatever. That was cool!
317
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,667
[announcer] I think
we have a winner.
318
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,834
Harper Finkle as Battle Diva!
319
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,100
Oh, my gosh, Alex, now I see
what you've been doing all day!
320
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,700
You set this all up
so I'd have the
best birthday ever.
321
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,867
With the rigs, the
costumes and the ropes,
322
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,600
even introduced me
to Jeremy from science.
323
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,967
[sighs] Well, I'm
glad you liked it.
324
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,600
You know,
I owe you an apology.
You've done all this
325
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,300
and all I've done is doubt
you and be a horrible friend.
326
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:16,600
Alex, you're the best
friend ever. Thank you
for telling me the truth.
327
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,200
Harper, there's
something I need
to tell you.
328
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,400
Jeremy doesn't
go to our school.
329
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,100
[scoffs] I knew it was
too good to be true.
330
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,934
Because he's a goblin.
From the wizard world.
331
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:37,600
And I would know that
because... I'm a wizard.
332
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,967
Hold on a second.
333
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,200
But he was
into me, right?
334
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,500
Harper, can you forget about
that for one second please?
335
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,233
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm a wizard.
336
00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:51,934
[laughs] Oh, Alex.
You're so funny.
337
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:55,300
Really, I am.
Here. Pick a card.
338
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,500
Alex, that's lame. There's
no way a stupid magic trick
339
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,367
is gonna make me
think you're a wizard.
340
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,233
But look at where we are.
341
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,600
We're in space!
342
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,700
And I have a
birthday cupcake for you.
343
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:20,133
In space!
344
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:23,967
Oh, my gosh, I'm having a
birthday cupcake in space!
345
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:27,200
With a wizard!
My best friend's a wizard!
346
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,233
I'm so glad I don't have
to keep it from you anymore.
347
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:34,667
Me, too! Wait, so you have
powers? Like you can fly
and teleport places?
348
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,500
- Wizards are kind
of like superheroes.
- Yeah.
349
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,133
Except we don't do anything
for the good of society.
350
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,000
Happy birthday!
351
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,500
- [cheering]
- OK, so we didn't get you
anything for your big day,
352
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,934
but we wanted to
show you something instead.
353
00:21:51,934 --> 00:21:54,500
They wanted
to show you something.
354
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,300
I said it on the cab ride home
and I'll say it again:
355
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,834
Alex has violated Wizard Code by
revealing our secret to Harper.
356
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:07,300
I know how you feel, but we all
agreed to trust Alex and Harper.
357
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,600
Between me and you, they're
gonna blow it by Saturday.
358
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,400
We'll use mind-erase
spell on Harper
359
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,100
and bing-bang-boom,
we're back in business.
360
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,734
What? That's just
your food storage.
361
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:25,367
That's what you
used to think.
362
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,934
Whoa!
363
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,100
This is where
you do inventory?
364
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,800
This is gonna take a while
for it to sink in.
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