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Oh, hi, Alex. I'm sure you'll be
happy to hear that you and Dean
broke the school record
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by dating two months,
four days and three periods.
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Yep. I know. I saw your banner
in the cafeteria. Thank you.
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Oh. You saw that?
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Then I guess I wore
this "check out my banner" shirt
for no reason.
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Hey, you should have
told them where.
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"In the cafeteria." OK.
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Wow, Harper. Sometimes I feel
like you put more effort
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into my relationship with Dean
than he does.
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I'm sorry. Are you creeped out?
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No. You haven't
creeped me out for weeks.
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Oh, wait, here he comes.
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Hey, Russo, I got a gift
for my girlfriend.
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Oh, let me guess. Something
you made in woodshop again?
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- I love how you know me.
- Oh.
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Oh, look. It's a birdhouse.
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Or a mailbox.
Wait, which one is it?
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Both.
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Oh, Dean.
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These aren't really gifts.
They're assignments.
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Just like all
the other ones were.
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It's just... It'd be nice if you
gave me something more special.
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Well, this is my first B-minus.
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- It's pretty special to me.
- Wait a minute.
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Is that a D turned into a B?
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Busted.
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♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
at the slightest ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ Well, you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With a snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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OK, today's lesson will be
on shape shifting.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Demonstrating shape shifting.
Thank you, Justin.
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Yeah, could we have a lesson
on how to get your boyfriend
to treat you more special?
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Do I need to shape shift
back into your mom
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and give you one of her
eye rolls and hip twists?
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No, wait.
I can do it.
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- Work it, sister.
- Ooh.
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Professor Crumbs, to what
do we owe this... this honor?
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I need to ask a favor
of your father.
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Unfortunately, WizTech has been
completely infested
with these.
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Ooh!
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A school full of wizards
can't deal with those?
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Alex, if you had studied
your wizardry,
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you would know plastic is
impervious to even the most
powerful magic of all.
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Because of the plastic ball
infestation,
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we can't occupy the castle
or teach magic.
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But removing plastic balls is
a pricey proposition
WizTech cannot afford.
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Well, why don't you sell some
of those fancy words
like "proposition" and "afford"?
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We need to figure out a way
to get WizWorld Industry's
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plastic ball removal specialists
to help us.
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Plastic ball removal
specialists?
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- [Crumbs] Yes.
- Sounds dangerous.
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In the meantime, Jerry,
I was hoping you could house
a few of the WizTech students,
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- just for the time being.
- I don't see any problem
with housing a few students.
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Hey, that's not a few.
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No taksies backsies.
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Wow. I barely fit
through that door.
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Hugh, how many times do I have
to tell you, you're not a giant.
All right? I'm bigger than you.
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Well, my overnight bags
beg to differ.
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- Hey, Hugh.
- Oh, hi, Alex.
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This is my friend, Ronald.
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Hello. Alex,
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I'm Ronald Longcape, junior.
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OK.
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I'm Alex Russo, sophomore.
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I should be a junior
but I don't test well.
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You gotta show up
to not test well.
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- Oh, hi. Ronald, right?
- Yes.
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- Thanks for remembering.
- I didn't really remember.
That's why I was asking.
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But I did remember your order.
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Half of a chocolate shake
and two onion rings.
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Wait, that's um...
That's not my order.
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That's from the table
you just cleared.
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- Who can keep any of that
straight, right?
- Wait, wait.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me
to take your order?
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No, I just want
to keep talking to you.
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Oh. Oh, that's sweet.
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If I weren't working I would
sit down and talk for a while.
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Oh, come on.
You look like somebody
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who's always looking for
an excuse to get out of work.
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What?
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No, I am not.
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Here, let's discuss it.
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So, how's it going out here?
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It's a bunch of rambunctious
teenagers with wizard powers.
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How do you think it's going?
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Sure, you're angry now.
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But I promise, in a year
from now we're gonna laugh.
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Hey, let's start now.
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[forced laughter]
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No.
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Ah, Professor Crumbs.
Just the guy I'm looking for.
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While you're staying with us
I got you a track suit
just like mine
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- so you'll fit in.
- Thanks.
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I'm an 850-year-old wizard.
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I think I know how to fit in.
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- It makes you look skinny.
- Where's the dressing room?
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No need.
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Right, sweet. Now, when you walk
the swishy sound makes
static electricity.
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Go find someone to prank
and shake their hand.
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Hey, Justin, good to see you.
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- Oh, Professor...
- [zapping]
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[laughter]
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Swishy pants. Gotcha.
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I'm glad you all think
that's so funny.
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Now, what are we gonna do about
the plastic ball infestation
at WizTech?
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Oh, Justin, don't worry.
Everything will work itself out.
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- It sounds like
you're doing nothing.
- I'm learning to shock people
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with my pants.
I'd hardly call that nothing.
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[screaming]
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I didn't expect
to see anybody here.
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Neither did I.
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You must be doing
what I'm doing.
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Trying to figure out
what's going on with WizTech
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and who cursed it.
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That's exactly what I'm doing!
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So, what have you found?
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Oh! You got me!
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Oh, you're one smart cookie,
figuring out that
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I was the one who infested
WizTech with plastic balls.
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You did this?
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Why?
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For a whole bunch
of evil reasons.
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Here's my list.
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Color balls: evil.
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Check.
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Taking over WizTech: eviler.
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Check.
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Throwing the birthday party
I never had...
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Not so evil, but I'm doing it.
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And then what,
are you gonna open up
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like, a totally evil
wizard school?
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I like that!
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After the birthday party.
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The only bummer is,
my son isn't here. He got sent
off with the WizTech students.
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- Who's your son?
- I'm never gonna tell you.
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[laughing]
What's your name?
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Ronald Longcape, senior.
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Is your son
Ronald Longcape, junior?
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- Are you a detective?
- No, just a smart boy
with a curious mind
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and the power to stop you.
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Spandau Ballet
Tell me it's true
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Take this evil man
You know what to do
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[evil laughter]
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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[laughing]
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If we weren't standing knee-deep
in plastic balls I would use
magic on you so bad.
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Don't go. I... Um...
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[screaming]
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You! You!
Ronald Longcape, junior.
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I met your father and he's evil
and my guess is, so are you.
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Ronald, have you met
my brother, Justin?
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It's OK, Alex.
Um... he's right.
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- My father is evil.
- And you know what he's gonna
do now that WizTech is vacant?
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He's gonna open up
a totally evil wizard school.
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It's OK. Trust me.
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My father always thinks big
but he can never deliver.
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And look, I'm telling you that.
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It's proof that I'm not evil.
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Oh, good enough for me.
Justin, can we have
a couple menus?
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Not good enough for me.
The flame doesn't fall far
from the inferno.
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If you knew your father was evil
then why didn't you say
anything, huh?
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Well, because I was afraid.
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I thought if people knew
my father was evil,
they'd treat me, well,
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- kinda like how
you're treating me now.
- Yeah, Justin.
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You're being very rude.
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And what are your specials?
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We have the turkey pastrami
on rye and
a Philly cheese steak.
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Now listen up!
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I'm gonna fix the problems
your father created at WizTech
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and if you try and stop me
I'm gonna know you're evil.
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Come on, Ronald. I'm sure
we can find a restaurant
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where the wait staff
won't call you evil!
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- [tires squeal]
- [horn honks]
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That was a really
fancy restaurant.
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I mean, you got great food,
you got great bowling.
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So, maybe we should go back
there again on our next date.
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What?
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Oh, no, no.
This wasn't a date.
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Please don't say "date"
because I have a boyfriend
and his name is Dean.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know you had
a boyfriend.
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I haven't seen him around.
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Well, yeah, 'cause he's probably
in shop class right now,
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making me something that won't
express his true feelings.
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Well, let's see how I do.
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♪ There's a rainbow
up in heaven ♪
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♪ And that rainbow
spells Alex ♪
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♪ Ronald really
likes you, girl ♪♪
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Thank you for
a wonderful day, Alex.
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Alex, what was going on
out there? Where's Dean?
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That boy was well inside
your "kiss or clobber" radius.
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Oh, um, him? No, no.
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That's just a family friend.
He's visiting from Wiz...
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Uh...Wisconsin, and he said
that we were on a date.
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And I said, "No, because
I have a boyfriend, Dean."
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- You do.
- Who's not great
at expressing feelings.
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- He's not.
- Doesn't mean I don't like him.
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- You like him.
- Then Ronald left.
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- His name's Ronald?
- Yes, and I was just with him
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and now I kind of miss him.
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- You do?
- I do. What am I gonna do?
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I'll tell you what
I'm not gonna do.
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Study for my history final.
My friend needs me.
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Yeah.
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Alex, you and Dean just broke
the longest relationship record.
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I don't know much
about relationships,
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but I don't think dating another
guy is the way to celebrate.
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I'm not dating Ronald.
We just went out to dinner.
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Well, it may have started out
as dinner,
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but when you guys came back
you're all, "I miss him, I love
him, he's the love of my life."
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I never said he was
the love of my life.
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I'm sending your story
into a teen magazine for advice
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and if you don't let me juice
it up they'll never publish it.
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You've got to break up
with Ronald.
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I can't break up with Ronald.
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I'm not even going out with him.
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I see the problem.
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Ronald has to go away
for a long, long time.
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I'm on it.
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Harper, forget that.
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Dean's gonna come over so I can
tell him I made a mistake before
he finds out from somebody else
237
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- and it becomes
this whole big thing.
- OK, but if that doesn't work,
238
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:03,233
I can still make Ronald go away
for a long, long time.
239
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,567
What are you gonna do?
240
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,567
Start making him
really uncomfortable
241
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:10,000
with some of my staring until he
goes away. You know the stare.
242
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,934
Stop it.
243
00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:17,367
You're uncomfortable,
aren't you?
244
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,500
Please, Harper, stop.
245
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,400
Oh, Justin, honey,
you'd really have
an easier time in school
246
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,734
if you just dressed
like everybody else.
247
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,300
Mom, please.
248
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,967
I'm dressed for success.
249
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,400
I'm gonna give
the WizWorld Industry executives
250
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,967
a tour of WizTech so
I can convince them
to remove the plastic balls.
251
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:42,600
Great! Who's gonna
cover your shift?
252
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,100
Me.
253
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,300
Hey, Justin,
where's your sister?
254
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,233
She told me to come over so I
made her this card in woodshop.
255
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,834
I think I'm finally getting
what she's trying to say,
256
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,500
so I'm trying to say something
I think she might get.
257
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,133
I don't know. She was hanging
out with some dude. Ronald.
258
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,800
Whoa. Ronald?
259
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,567
Yep. His name was
definitely Ronald.
260
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,900
Thanks.
261
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,700
Now, 'cause I date your sister
I tell people not
to laugh at you.
262
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,767
But you're not helping me
right now.
263
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:21,500
I'm going on a business trip.
264
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,367
- We're gonna tell people you've
got a court date.
- All right.
265
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:27,000
- Tell those people
I was defending you.
- Do you do that?
266
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,200
'Cause I need someone. All you
have to do now is prove there's
no way I could throw that far.
267
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,867
I didn't hear that. I can't be
associated with this.
268
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,867
Excuse me.
Are you looking for Alex?
269
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,367
Who are you?
270
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:45,600
I'm Ronald Longcape, junior.
271
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,467
Dean Moragardi. Supposed to be
a junior but I'm a sophomore.
272
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,900
I don't test well.
273
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,700
Hey, hold on.
274
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,800
Alex is off
with a guy named Ronald.
275
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800
- Are you him?
- Um, I'm here with you.
276
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,600
Ah-ha. Exactly. You get
that I don't test well, right?
277
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,734
Look, I think I know
where Alex is.
278
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:07,300
- Why don't you come with me?
- All right. Thanks.
279
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,233
Hey, you're OK, Ronald.
Let me know if you see
that other Ronald.
280
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,000
That guy's in big trouble.
281
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,100
Will do.
282
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,300
- So, you say you don't
test well?
- Nah.
283
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,767
[Justin] Now that you've seen
our wonderful facility
284
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,967
don't you want to help us
so that we can reopen it
285
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:31,400
for wizards present and future?
286
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,200
Now, are there any questions?
287
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,233
Can we play in the balls now?
288
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:44,100
You're the executives
of WizWorld Industries.
289
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,567
We're not here to play
in the balls.
290
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:50,000
We're here to see if
your company will help us
by removing them.
291
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,734
OK. We'll help you
clean up the balls
292
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,900
if you let us put up a couple
of WizWorld signs around here.
293
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,667
You mean like when sports drinks
sponsor sports arenas?
294
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,600
Yeah, exactly like that.
295
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,367
So, are we gonna play
in these balls or what?
296
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,900
Uh...
297
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,400
Well...
298
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,467
Then, yes. Sure, yes.
299
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,367
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
300
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,133
So does this mean we're getting
our school back? Yeah!
301
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,200
Make way! Ow! Ow!
302
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200
This is unprofessional.
303
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:34,900
- Dean, I'm glad you came over.
- Me, too. There's something
I need to talk to you about.
304
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,967
No, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
I wanted to do it in person.
305
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:41,100
Oh, here, let me
text you right now.
306
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,467
[phone ringing]
307
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,200
"It's just not working out.
I'm breaking up with you."
308
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:56,200
What? Wait, what are you saying?
309
00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,734
[phone ringing]
310
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,800
"I can't believe this, Dean."
311
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,967
[phone ringing]
312
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,500
"Well, you should, because..."
What are we doing?
313
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,300
You can't be
breaking up with me.
314
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,600
Is this because somebody already
told you I was hanging out
with this guy?
315
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,767
You mean Ronald,
'cause I heard all about that.
316
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:24,000
Dean, it's true, but it was
just a big misunderstanding.
317
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,233
Ronald's a nice guy and he likes
me and he treated me special,
318
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,500
- but you're my boyfriend.
- Not anymore, I'm not.
319
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,000
- Maybe you should make
that Ronald your boyfriend.
- What are you doing? Stop.
320
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,100
I am stopping.
Stopping seeing you.
321
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,800
Forever.
322
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,967
See you in school.
323
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,367
[door shuts]
324
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:54,100
I know you. You're Ronald and
you better get out of here,
because Dean's coming over.
325
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,400
I'm not too worried about Dean.
326
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,367
Hey, look.
I think I know where Alex is.
327
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,767
Why don't you come with me?
328
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,000
All right, thanks.
Hey, you're OK, Ronald.
329
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,934
Let me know if you see
that other Ronald.
330
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,500
That guy's in big trouble.
331
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,567
Will do.
332
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,834
- So, you say
you don't test well?
- Nah.
333
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,100
- Alex isn't in here.
- That's weird.
334
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,734
I thought she was.
335
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,600
Hold on a minute.
You're that other Ronald.
336
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,367
Piggly wiggly,
get in the jiggly
337
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,600
All right. Now, time for
my little Dean impression.
338
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,100
Yeah, it's gonna go
a little something like this.
339
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,767
I'm Dean. I don't test well.
340
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,400
That'll do.
341
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,900
- That makes me uncomfortable.
- Because it's working.
342
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,867
Guys! Guys!
343
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,967
Guess what?
344
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,900
I saved WizTech.
You're welcome.
345
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,000
- How'd you do it, Justin?
- It's complicated,
346
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,834
but I got WizWorld Industries
to remove all the plastic balls
347
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:35,567
and all we've got to do is
let them put up a few signs
advertising their products.
348
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:38,400
Ooh, like sports drinks do
with sports arenas.
349
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,467
- Yes.
- [zapping]
350
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:41,767
- Ahh!
- [laughing]
351
00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:43,500
Swishy pants gotcha.
352
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,467
You're the one with the beard
and I'm the mature one.
[laughs]
353
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,000
I just wish I could stop
thinking about Dean.
354
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,834
See, I know that
if I was your boyfriend,
355
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,567
see, I wouldn't give you
stupid wooden gifts.
356
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,200
How did you know
he gave me wooden gifts?
357
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,500
Um...
358
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,233
It's a classic
stupid guy move.
359
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:22,667
But this is what
a good guy would do.
360
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,100
[Alex]
"I like you. Do you like me?
Check yes or no."
361
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,600
Yes.
362
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:43,300
Oh, Alex, this is perfect.
363
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,400
[evil voice]
More perfect than
you could ever imagine.
364
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,000
Wait, why did you
say it like that?
365
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,734
No reason.
366
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:01,500
Well, thanks for taking my mind
off things tonight.
367
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,200
You kinda make me feel special.
368
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,600
Now that your brother
saved WizTech,
369
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,734
and we're going back,
370
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,867
I'm gonna miss you, Alex.
371
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,700
And I know
it's only been two days,
372
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,400
but it seems like
I've known you...
373
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,300
...at least a week.
374
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,500
I'll miss you, too.
375
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,700
Hey, you know what?
376
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:30,700
Why don't you come back
to WizTech with me?
377
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,767
Really? That seems so sudden.
378
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,967
- Yeah, but doesn't it
also seem romantic?
- Yeah.
379
00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:39,934
And we can be
that couple at WizTech
that everyone looks up to.
380
00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,834
Maybe we can even break the
record for longest relationship.
381
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,033
- Two months.
- I know where
we could get a banner.
382
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,500
You know what?
Maybe change is good.
383
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,834
I'll go back to WizTech
with you,
384
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:56,400
and we'll see about you and me.
385
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,133
That's perfect.
386
00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:03,867
[evil voice]
Oh, more perfect
than you will ever know.
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